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Anthony "Ant" McPartlin
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:05,
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Hehe
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:06,
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seamless man
unseemly
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:07,
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Needs more forehead.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:08,
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Hahaha!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:09,
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How did you get a lens wide enough to fit his entire face in frame?
or was this taken from Space?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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I hope it was taken from the nuke it from orbit machine
to be sure :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:14,
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well it is the only way to be sure.
;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:25,
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hahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:13,
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Why aye!
Hahahaha
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:36,
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AY CANNA SEE MAN!!
:D
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prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:47,
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Photoshopped images
only
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Flash_Bastard ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:37,
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Very sorry if bindun a lot...
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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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hahahah chick's got dick.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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ZOMGZ FUCKING HILLARIOUS
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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I'm bored.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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OH HAI KEBAB
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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OH HAI EPIPHANY. DO YOU WANT TO DO THE BUMSEX?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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NO THANKS
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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THIS MAKES ME VERY SAD.
HOW DO I CONVINCE THE WOMAN&trade THAT SPOKE TO ME TODAY TO DO THE BUMSEX WITH ME?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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Use your magical wit and charm to woo her.
Or, failing that, chloroform.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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I told her about a little about spectral methods, will this help?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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if you want to ANALyse the contents of her arse in that manner, possibly
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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no. i want her to swoon, pull her ample tits out, drop her pants and say "do what you want honey"
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:13,
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Talk quantum mechanics to her, it works a treat.
If it doesn't then you didn't collapse the waveform correctly.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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"collapse the waveform"
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:16,
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I'll collapse YOUR waveform
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:17,
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oh baby! COLLAPSE THIS!
*propagates*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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I've forgotton most of the quantum mech I learned.
I did however tell her what the Navier Stokes equations were. I think this is the obvious sign to give up.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:20,
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Oh shit, k3bab.
Never discuss the Navier-Stokes equations until the third date.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:22,
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This is provably true.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:34,
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Haha
my girlfriend also quite likes it when I talk Science. I have no idea why.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:37,
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have you tried the direct approach?
that is running away and hiding in a cupboard and crying? :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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Yes, only because I don't have a cupboard I hid under my desk.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:19,
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I wish I had an underdesk cupboard
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:20,
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I found my desk on Norton street.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21,
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Did she seem interested? Or did she just nod and smile?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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she asked a sensible question.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21,
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"what the hell are you talking about?"
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:22,
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no. It was something like "what's the stream function vorticity formulation then?"
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:24,
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You should have shown her your stream function
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:25,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:29,
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Good sign.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:26,
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SEMEN YA!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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O_o
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:51,
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'sa man, ya?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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Something's just not right!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:49,
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*wants*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:58,
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haha
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:05,
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hahaha
these should go down well at Christmas
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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make a change from a traditional racing grandma punchup
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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Caster Semenya
Yes, a Secret Man
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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:)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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like a spy, maybe?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:06,
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more like a Private Dick?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:09,
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"wah wah waaah"
/trombone :P
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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hehe
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21,
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Arf!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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*clicks*
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nocturne72 ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:08,
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Pffffff !
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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I wonder what the houses are like down here?
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thrain ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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Did you know the French don't have a word for cul-de-sac?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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>:(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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they don't have a word for rendezvous either :¬\
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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Liaison?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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*facepalms*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:29,
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Woah, deja vu.
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alialo ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:51,
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Vuja-de
I've been here before and I know it.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:23,
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You are George Bush aicmfp!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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ha ha
I always thought the Packenham Inn would be a good name for a pub.
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lord bofingham ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:54,
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Someone told me once about a pub called The Shovett Inn.
Apparently they made their own brand of cider. Edit: Google says it was called the Stickett Inn.
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sabre-tooth monkey ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:08,
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pssst
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:21,
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Drugs your cunty flashing marquee will give you away
Image above is not the image its just a link Didn't want to be accountable for any spaz attacks
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Paul_P ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:32,
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hahah that's kinda funny.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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If this didn't give me a fit, nothing will. edit: WARNING. May cause your brain to switch off and your body to think you're riding a bull at the rodeo. Click at your own risk. (Excellent 8-bit Fletch theme tho.)
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Rogue Sausage ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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FUCK!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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jesus christ, put a warning on that :(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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I think you could have guessed what it'd be like from what he said.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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I think I may have missread the the post...sorry.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:47,
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PUT A DONK ON IT
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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EEEEEEEE AWWWWWWWWWW
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:47,
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nice my brain is burning now
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Paul_P ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:39,
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MY EYES!!!
MY FUCKING EYES!!!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:50,
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I picture a similar thing when I see 'free range sausages'.
Good work, woo.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:20,
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There is a place down the road from me that is selling
"Wild Sausage" which I "think" is free range?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:32,
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I think it means that the sausages are untamed and aggressive,
and likely to attack if you don't finish them swiftly.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:37,
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sausage in a dyke.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:20,
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And put there
by sausage jockeys :) This post is all levels of awesome :D
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Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:26,
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i concur, it is all of awesome.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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Lovely presentation. :)
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:22,
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magic.
*clicks
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:24,
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haha the second one looks like a pink floyd cover :D
or should that be Link Floyd
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prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:25,
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ha ha
Cheers fella
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:27,
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Splendid work there
*click*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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Hahaha
winner
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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Not to mention
the extensive haslet quarries that dot the landscape.
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Astatine ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:01,
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lovely stuff
i declare you wiener
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new_matt ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:46,
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This is superb
Woo to you
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:51,
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This is so good.
I love tourist info. *clix*
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:24,
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I question the validity
I live not more than a few miles away from Baston... I see no evidence of Sausage monoliths... Unless they are cunningly hidden as those wind turbines. Lovely work though. Clickage ensues.
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:15,
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Very informative
Geography, history and a smidge of science all in one post! *click*
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:13,
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lovely
nice ideas
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Milkman Dan ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 18:45,
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aww, cute little kitty
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Redbull_(UK) pfffft ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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Miiaaaaoooomooooooooooooooo
and does it make cat pats?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:15,
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Yay, but...
Can it be milked ?
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:15,
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how does it smell?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:16,
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^_^
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prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:27,
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Aww!
Best animash evah.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:49,
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I wants one
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nocturne72 ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:08,
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Sorry
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Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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RIS
EDIT: ahhhhh ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:11,
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ha ha
Microsoft diversity and fluffiness dept, dropping the ball a bit there...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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Hahaha
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:16,
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opposing light sources...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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Uhhhh....
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Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:06,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:07,
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The Police Can Tell
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zacherynuk @echo off ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:31,
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Hehe :)
Where is everyone today? It's tumbleweedtastic at the moment.
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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This is the first time in ages I've been here for a dayshift.
Have I scared everyone off?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:01,
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prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:03,
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One of the classics
:)
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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haha
this gets better with age
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parsons* *restrictions apply ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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*Whistles*
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:09,
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I'm on the sick.
I'm so miserable. I miss my manager and his sudden mood swings.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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beep
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prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:52,
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Sorry, couldn't resist!
:D I think the Queen would approve...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:11,
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She looks exhausted
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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She's a terrible liar though.
You can see right through her.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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Nah
She just tired.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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Phineas Gage
made some interesting life choices after the accident.
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Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:25,
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What was the last thing that went through dianas mind as she hit the wall
the windscreen
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Paul_P ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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There are dark forces at work here.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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Too soon
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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Too soon ?
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deko ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:20,
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:22,
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Can't be soon enough for the lot of them.
The whole pack of the damn bastards sucked hard. He was the best of them, which only goes to show just how shit they were, and are (there's still some left). *rocks out*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:29,
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all dynasties should fucking die
and t
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:52,
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And t
Quite.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:57,
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So, your whole family then?
Or is it just confined to whoever is most successful? That sounds like a plan, only keep the weakest groups, that way we will all prosper.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:42,
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Who knows, it might work.
We've never had the chance to find out in 3500 years.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:48,
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diet?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:08,
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That fucking Nigel for a start...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:51,
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Fucking great song.
I'd only ever heard that one of theirs until I heard Holidays in Cambodia the other day.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:29,
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!!
i grew up listening to them.
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:34,
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I grew up listening to Tone Loc and Salt'n'Pepa
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:38,
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D:
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:41,
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I grew up sampling Tone Loc.
That's a lie. I never grew up.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:08,
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How queer.
We were just talking about them in c4mbodia last night.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:40,
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Nope, as we all expect someone to shop us the breaking news.
Arf!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:25,
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Blimey.
Who wants to be the first to shop the lady of the lake flipping him the bird
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:28,
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Be my guest!
Because I'd not wish to be one at any party he was at, L fucking O L.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:30,
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I'm at work now
Only got Paint.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:37,
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Oh ok, here you go then.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:49,
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Nice one!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:51,
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This is where I come to find out most of my news, then I head to the BBC website to find out what happened
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Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:29,
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Hmmm.
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deko ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:34,
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I'm just waiting for the BBC to celebrate his life
by putting "A Bridge Too Far" on
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:06,
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:)
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herman:D ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:27,
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Epic work
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:17,
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goodnight
Click for bigger (91 kb) pissing about with images, last one tonight
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squid head ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:25,
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Aargh Jesus fucking christ why the fuck am I still awake?
Someone please come round to my house and punch me out
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 5:43,
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GIMME SOME SUGAR
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:02,
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Gimme some nembutal
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:07,
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ahhhahhhahh I just saw some wannabe indie girl who shaved off too much hair
so punk that's gonna keep me smiling all afternoon ..bloody students
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:11,
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are you sure about this man
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:12,
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Ha ha! I was thinking "horse tranquiliser"
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:20,
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fackin cop some of this mate
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:26,
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He's gonna sue you
He went postal on SAGA when they put him on their cover for his 60th birthday. Grumpy old man.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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Please Hammer don't hurt em
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:16,
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I believe Hammer is hurting the dying children.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:19,
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I just threw my chair at my monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:20,
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On second thought...
Give it to them hard! HARDER! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *flicks the light switch and kicks at the wainscoting in a cheap ass simulation of thunder and lightining*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:22,
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Why Hammer, why?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:27,
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Only God can judge him. And a jury of his peers.
3 more days of this spirit-crushing fucking job. Thank God.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:29,
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You've got to pray just to make it today.
Yeah, I'm hardly working at the moment. It was nice at first but it's getting a bit uncomfortable now.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:48,
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I'm just too tired.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:49,
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I've been doing fuck-all and I'm still tired.
I have the time to fix up my site and do some more long-term projects but I don't have the push. When I had shitloads of work, I had the push to do the projects but not the time. I think there's some part of me that just fucks myself around. Fuck.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:53,
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good to hear it's not just me then
procrastinate until I have to flip out and do everything at the last minute and NEVER EVER LEARN
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 5:01,
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I've been unemployed since april and if I had the money I could live like this forever.
I don't understand people that say they have to be busy. Fuck that noise.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:53,
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They should try hauling a metric ton of paper and card every week.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:54,
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first attempt at 1 of these
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squid head ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:17,
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\o/
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:22,
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:D
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:24,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:41,
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poor horsey
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JoePesky ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:51,
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seams good
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:22,
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Top seamshorsage
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:42,
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RIDE THE SEAMS GOD DAMNIT
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:42,
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I like the terminator/ bone foot
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JoePesky ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:46,
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also
other indredients would have been nicked off the yellow submarine by now
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JoePesky ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:50,
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this is a very good attempt
i liiiike it.
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d d ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:48,
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cheers guys.
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squid head ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:57,
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DAMN NELSON MANDELA, YOU SMELL SO GOOD!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:04,
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hurrrhurrr
ALSO: POST PICTURES YOU'RE PROUD OF IN THIS THREAD.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:08,
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PORKENBURG!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:09,
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OINKBARFPROPULSION!
Woo Yeah!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:09,
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whoa!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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Awesome
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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I like how you draw.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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The feeling's mutual fella.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:23,
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But you actually draw. Stupid paint stuff is nothing compared to your pictures.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:31,
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Oh shush! You gots da style man.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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I wish you designed stamps, man.
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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porcine puke propulsion!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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....dude!
(a wee bit of cranial urine)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:11,
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This is too sad for me.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:12,
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HE'S ALRIGHT DON'T WORRY EVERYTHING IS OKAY!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:15,
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:D
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:16,
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While I'm at it...
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:19,
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FITTING DINOSAURS! GO GO TEAM SEIZURE.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:21,
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Sundrop isn't fitting, he's collapsing into non-existence.
Moonbeam is panicing as reality crumbles around him.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:23,
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Also
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:23,
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I like this one the best of the bunch.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:30,
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So full of hope and promise.
Where is he going? Where did he come from? That boat doesn't look accurate! Why is a dinosaur in it? Why is the dinosaur rainbow coloured? What the hell is going on?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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Just so.
The best art asks more questions than it answers.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:43,
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I still haven't worked out what's going on in this
but maybe I don't need to because GAY DINOSAURS
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Shada ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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There was going to be text on it, but I liked leaving it open to interpretation more.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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omg
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:13,
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JackAction why are we not best friends?
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:16,
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Because I was inappropriately touched as a child.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:17,
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And as a man?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:19,
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I'm touching myself right now.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:22,
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This is life.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:24,
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I'm very sorry to hear that.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:21,
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that is fucking awesome!
w/y/h!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:36,
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I'm proud of this because i made a clone stamp in ms paint to remove the film
It was a technical excercise.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:13,
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I'm fairly confident you should be a spy.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:19,
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I kind of like the political ones
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:53,
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PIGGYVOMIT
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:17,
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HEY LOOK AT MY SIG. WE'RE TOTALLY COOL PEOPLE.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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WE ARE SO AWESOME
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:21,
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I'm rather fond of this one. Mere colourization and TOAPery, but I think it is one of my better efforts.
Woo for your pig, BTW.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:17,
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:D
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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are you calling me a lazy bastard?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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Is that me?
Perhaps it is, in an allegorical sense. And thus--rob and my muse. If that is so, I should think you sit on our side of that view. It is far from an exact illustration of (a) reality. As rob would hardly have to ask that question. She would have no concept of high tech, and I live in a place where we can't smoke in clubs or restaurants anymore. [/;-D
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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it could still be you
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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And you could be a lazy bastard.
If you worked at it really hard.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:47,
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STOP LOOKING AT ME
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Shada ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:38,
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I have nothing of value to add
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:19,
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He's right though.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:22,
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That grass looks very well kept. Is it well kept?
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:22,
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Pffft!
Lies, both of you.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:33,
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i am proud of this
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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What the hell is that!?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:28,
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its my first seamhorse you cunt
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:32,
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Well it's fucking shit!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:35,
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FUCK
I'll try better sometime else :(
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:40,
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Why?
Seamhorses are supposed to be shit.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:43,
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yours is ;)
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:54,
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fishbutt
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:32,
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whaargarbl :D
this i guess
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Shada ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:29,
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That is indeed a fine picture.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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Yes.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:36,
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begging for a boot.
3 points!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:41,
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:3
dog
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:49,
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:(
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:03,
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his blood splattered the skies and turned them pink
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Shada ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:32,
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it's the way he might have wanted to go had he had a choice but didn't
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:34,
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This is full of wist
*awes*
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:04,
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awww
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elbow ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:04,
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this
is lovely.
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-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:09,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:01,
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Shhhhh!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:04,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:28,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ALL OF THIS
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Shada ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:33,
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I made some blotches with some custom brushes
At first I thought they kind of looked like crabs. But then this happened. The first one I posted, "we've bought the tickets", is one of my favourites of the things I've made. I honestly have no idea why. In my imagination it's a couple of guys seated in a huge stadium.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:57,
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Yay! Wasn't there one more in that?
Or has the power of imagination infected me again?
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:51,
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Well remembered
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:56,
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HAHAHA!
They are all great fun. I'm sure I've wooed them each, but will say it again: WOO!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:11,
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WWHOOOOAAATTT?
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:45,
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Duckenburg!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:34,
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Haha
YES
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:35,
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This warrants a bit of HAMMERTIME!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:36,
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Whilst I do like this, I'm afraid that I cannot support the message that it is sending to our children.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:37,
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Fear death from above is a lesson we all must learn at some point in our lives.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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I do not agree!
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:43,
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TERROR! DEVASTATION! DUCK EGGS!
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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Pastel shelled presents from Hilter himself!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:40,
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You like puke don't you?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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Dude. Nasty.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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That was 'Sick Film'
You probably won't want to see 'Shit Film' then...
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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I wonder how much money she got from the government to do that
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:56,
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haha
I want to know how I can go about getting paid for that.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:59,
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EAT DUCK FOR YOUR FREEDOM
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:40,
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Awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome
awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome!!!!1 *breathes* I like this.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:41,
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I just stabbed my monitor with a carving knife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:42,
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The Duckenburg is both amused and scornful of your primitive metal edged weapons.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:43,
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"Ohhh! It's IN the computer...
it's so simple..."
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:44,
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Did you spit on it first?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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ahhhahhhahh
I'm just gonna cross post this right herewww.b3ta.com/links/Pavel_Jerdanowitch_Painting_Contest because it really is of more interest to /board particularly the late night /board
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:45,
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ok I am entering this
I can clearly beat all the fuckers who are already up for voting.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:47,
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"Particularly of interest to late night /board?"
What you trying to say? Eh? Eh?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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Oh, ok, it all makes sense now
Night /board, I'm off to fwap to I mean watch Desperate Romantics and fall asleep.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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Thank you for your clear appreciation of the HOURS of work that went into my work.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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people sem to have completely missed the point and tried to do good paintings, and kind of succeeded in technique. I think someone really needs to get the standards dropped
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squid head ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:57,
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I'm game.
I think I might actually enter the drawing I did down there of the lady with short hair v v v
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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Hmmmmm, might give it a go.
*ponders the idea*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:03,
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i have entered this piece of awful punnage, but its good for me haha. took me all of 5 seconds to think of and 2 minutes to complete, perfectly bad for that competition i think.
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squid head ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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I'll try with sitting down.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:18,
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yes thats got winner potential
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squid head ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:25,
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Dvck!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:56,
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HIELS!
Achtung Mien Quacken!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:07,
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Last wandbaggon pic from me, promise
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:27,
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:D
I've not seen Brass Turds yet, either.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:35,
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I'd go and see it if it was Inglorious Brass Eye.
Especially if it was Chris Morris screaming at nazis for two hours.
(
Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:38,
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Flava Flav's Hiphopgnosis
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:27,
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If I say "aargh that's fucking scary"
does that make me a racist?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:28,
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Those springy eyes are pretty fucking accurate to his real eyes
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:30,
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Grampa ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:31,
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I don't remember making this.
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Grampa ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:31,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:57,
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