How did you get a lens wide enough to fit his entire face in frame?
or was this taken from Space?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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I hope it was taken from the nuke it from orbit machine
to be sure :D
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:14,
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THIS MAKES ME VERY SAD.
HOW DO I CONVINCE THE WOMAN&trade THAT SPOKE TO ME TODAY TO DO THE BUMSEX WITH ME?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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Use your magical wit and charm to woo her.
Or, failing that, chloroform.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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I told her about a little about spectral methods, will this help?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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if you want to ANALyse the contents of her arse in that manner, possibly
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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no. i want her to swoon, pull her ample tits out, drop her pants and say "do what you want honey"
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:13,
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Talk quantum mechanics to her, it works a treat.
If it doesn't then you didn't collapse the waveform correctly.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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I've forgotton most of the quantum mech I learned.
I did however tell her what the Navier Stokes equations were. I think this is the obvious sign to give up.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:20,
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Oh shit, k3bab.
Never discuss the Navier-Stokes equations until the third date.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:22,
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Haha
my girlfriend also quite likes it when I talk Science. I have no idea why.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:37,
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have you tried the direct approach?
that is running away and hiding in a cupboard and crying?
:D
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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:D
Yes, only because I don't have a cupboard I hid under my desk.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:19,
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no. It was something like "what's the stream function vorticity formulation then?"
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:24,
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ha ha
I always thought the Packenham Inn would be a good name for a pub.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:54,
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Someone told me once about a pub called The Shovett Inn.
Apparently they made their own brand of cider.
Edit: Google says it was called the Stickett Inn.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:08,
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Edit: Google says it was called the Stickett Inn.
If this didn't give me a fit, nothing will.
edit: WARNING. May cause your brain to switch off and your body to think you're riding a bull at the rodeo. Click at your own risk.
(Excellent 8-bit Fletch theme tho.)
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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edit: WARNING. May cause your brain to switch off and your body to think you're riding a bull at the rodeo. Click at your own risk.
(Excellent 8-bit Fletch theme tho.)
I think you could have guessed what it'd be like from what he said.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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Now living in the spiritual home of the sausage (Lincolnshire) I reckon I know a thing or two about em...
I have collected a few photos of the sausage industry in days gone by. Once picked sausages needed to be transported from the flat fens into the towns and cities. They would be ferried along the rivers and dykes by watermen known locally as Jockeys. Here in this 19th C photo a young Jockey takes a break before the final push on into Lincoln market.
Today there is a movement away from the intensive sausage farming methods of the 60s 70s and 80s. Now organic sausages are growing on the fertile soil of Baston Fen.
Some of the larger ones where used as buildings in this photo we see a converted puffer-banger mill that is now part of a modern housing estate.
And to finish on a more traditional note here is one of Lincolnshires lovingly tended thatched sausages.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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Today there is a movement away from the intensive sausage farming methods of the 60s 70s and 80s. Now organic sausages are growing on the fertile soil of Baston Fen.
Some of the larger ones where used as buildings in this photo we see a converted puffer-banger mill that is now part of a modern housing estate.
And to finish on a more traditional note here is one of Lincolnshires lovingly tended thatched sausages.
I picture a similar thing when I see 'free range sausages'.
Good work, woo.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:20,
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There is a place down the road from me that is selling
"Wild Sausage" which I "think" is free range?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:32,
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I think it means that the sausages are untamed and aggressive,
and likely to attack if you don't finish them swiftly.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:37,
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And put there
by sausage jockeys :) This post is all levels of awesome :D
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:26,
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haha the second one looks like a pink floyd cover :D
or should that be Link Floyd
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:25,
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or should that be Link Floyd
Not to mention
the extensive haslet quarries that dot the landscape.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:01,
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I question the validity
I live not more than a few miles away from Baston... I see no evidence of Sausage monoliths...
Unless they are cunningly hidden as those wind turbines.
Lovely work though. Clickage ensues.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:15,
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Unless they are cunningly hidden as those wind turbines.
Lovely work though. Clickage ensues.
Very informative
Geography, history and a smidge of science all in one post!
*click*
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:13,
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*click*
ha ha
Microsoft diversity and fluffiness dept, dropping the ball a bit there...
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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Hehe :)
Where is everyone today? It's tumbleweedtastic at the moment.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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This is the first time in ages I've been here for a dayshift.
Have I scared everyone off?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:01,
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I'm on the sick.
I'm so miserable. I miss my manager and his sudden mood swings.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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Phineas Gage
made some interesting life choices after the accident.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:25,
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What was the last thing that went through dianas mind as she hit the wall
the windscreen
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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Can't be soon enough for the lot of them.
The whole pack of the damn bastards sucked hard.
He was the best of them, which only goes to show
just how shit they were, and are (there's still some left).
*rocks out*
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:29,
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He was the best of them, which only goes to show
just how shit they were, and are (there's still some left).
*rocks out*
So, your whole family then?
Or is it just confined to whoever is most successful?
That sounds like a plan, only keep the weakest groups, that way we will all prosper.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:42,
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That sounds like a plan, only keep the weakest groups, that way we will all prosper.
Who knows, it might work.
We've never had the chance to find out in 3500 years.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:48,
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Fucking great song.
I'd only ever heard that one of theirs until I heard
Holidays in Cambodia the other day.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:29,
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Holidays in Cambodia the other day.
How queer.
We were just talking about them in c4mbodia last night.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:40,
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Nope, as we all expect someone to shop us the breaking news.
Arf!
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:25,
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Blimey.
Who wants to be the first to shop the lady of the lake flipping him the bird
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:28,
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Be my guest!
Because I'd not wish to be one at any party he was at, L fucking O L.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 7:30,
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This is where I come to find out most of my news, then I head to the BBC website to find out what happened
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:29,
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I'm just waiting for the BBC to celebrate his life
by putting "A Bridge Too Far" on
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:06,
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goodnight
Click for bigger (91 kb)
pissing about with images, last one tonight
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:25,
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Click for bigger (91 kb)
pissing about with images, last one tonight
Aargh Jesus fucking christ why the fuck am I still awake?
Someone please come round to my house and punch me out
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 5:43,
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Someone please come round to my house and punch me out
ahhhahhhahh I just saw some wannabe indie girl who shaved off too much hair
so punk
that's gonna keep me smiling all afternoon
..bloody students
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:11,
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that's gonna keep me smiling all afternoon
..bloody students
are you sure about this man
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentobarbital#Human_euthanasia
accidental death is bad for buisness
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:12,
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accidental death is bad for buisness
He's gonna sue you
He went postal on SAGA when they put him on their cover for his 60th birthday. Grumpy old man.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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On second thought...
Give it to them hard!
HARDER! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*flicks the light switch and kicks at the wainscoting in a cheap ass simulation of thunder and lightining*
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:22,
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HARDER! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*flicks the light switch and kicks at the wainscoting in a cheap ass simulation of thunder and lightining*
Only God can judge him. And a jury of his peers.
3 more days of this spirit-crushing fucking job. Thank God.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:29,
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You've got to pray just to make it today.
Yeah, I'm hardly working at the moment. It was nice at first but it's getting a bit uncomfortable now.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:48,
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I've been doing fuck-all and I'm still tired.
I have the time to fix up my site and do some more long-term projects but I don't have the push. When I had shitloads of work, I had the push to do the projects but not the time.
I think there's some part of me that just fucks myself around. Fuck.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:53,
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I think there's some part of me that just fucks myself around. Fuck.
good to hear it's not just me then
procrastinate until I have to flip out and do everything at the last minute
and NEVER EVER LEARN
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 5:01,
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procrastinate until I have to flip out and do everything at the last minute
and NEVER EVER LEARN
I've been unemployed since april and if I had the money I could live like this forever.
I don't understand people that say they have to be busy. Fuck that noise.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:53,
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They should try hauling a metric ton of paper and card every week.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:54,
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also
other indredients would have been nicked off the yellow submarine by now
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:50,
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The feeling's mutual fella.
some more here: b3ta.com/board/9623685
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:23,
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But you actually draw. Stupid paint stuff is nothing compared to your pictures.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:31,
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Sundrop isn't fitting, he's collapsing into non-existence.
Moonbeam is panicing as reality crumbles around him.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:23,
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So full of hope and promise.
Where is he going? Where did he come from? That boat doesn't look accurate! Why is a dinosaur in it? Why is the dinosaur rainbow coloured? What the hell is going on?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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I still haven't worked out what's going on in this
but maybe I don't need to because GAY DINOSAURS
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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There was going to be text on it, but I liked leaving it open to interpretation more.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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I'm proud of this because i made a clone stamp in ms paint to remove the film
It was a technical excercise.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:13,
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It was a technical excercise.
I'm rather fond of this one. Mere colourization and TOAPery, but I think it is one of my better efforts.
Woo for your pig, BTW.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:17,
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Woo for your pig, BTW.
Is that me?
Perhaps it is, in an allegorical sense. And thus--rob and my muse.
If that is so, I should think you sit on our side of that view. It is far
from an exact illustration of (a) reality. As rob would hardly have to
ask that question. She would have no concept of high tech, and I live
in a place where we can't smoke in clubs or restaurants anymore. [/;-D
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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If that is so, I should think you sit on our side of that view. It is far
from an exact illustration of (a) reality. As rob would hardly have to
ask that question. She would have no concept of high tech, and I live
in a place where we can't smoke in clubs or restaurants anymore. [/;-D
And you could be a lazy bastard.
If you worked at it really hard.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:47,
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it's the way he might have wanted to go had he had a choice but didn't
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:34,
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I made some blotches with some custom brushes
At first I thought they kind of looked like crabs. But then this happened.
The first one I posted, "we've bought the tickets", is one of my favourites of the things I've made. I honestly have no idea why.
In my imagination it's a couple of guys seated in a huge stadium.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:57,
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The first one I posted, "we've bought the tickets", is one of my favourites of the things I've made. I honestly have no idea why.
In my imagination it's a couple of guys seated in a huge stadium.
Yay! Wasn't there one more in that?
Or has the power of imagination infected me again?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 3:51,
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HAHAHA!
They are all great fun. I'm sure I've wooed
them each, but will say it again: WOO!
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 4:11,
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them each, but will say it again: WOO!
Whilst I do like this, I'm afraid that I cannot support the message that it is sending to our children.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:37,
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Fear death from above is a lesson we all must learn at some point in our lives.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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That was 'Sick Film'
You probably won't want to see 'Shit Film' then...
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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Awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome
awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome!!!!1
*breathes*
I like this.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:41,
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*breathes*
I like this.
I just stabbed my monitor with a carving knife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:42,
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The Duckenburg is both amused and scornful of your primitive metal edged weapons.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:43,
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ahhhahhhahh
I'm just gonna cross post this right here
www.b3ta.com/links/Pavel_Jerdanowitch_Painting_Contest
because it really is of more interest to /board
particularly the late night /board
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:45,
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www.b3ta.com/links/Pavel_Jerdanowitch_Painting_Contest
because it really is of more interest to /board
particularly the late night /board
ok I am entering this
I can clearly beat all the fuckers who are already up for voting.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:47,
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"Particularly of interest to late night /board?"
What you trying to say? Eh? Eh?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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Oh, ok, it all makes sense now
Night /board, I'm off to fwap to I mean watch Desperate Romantics and fall asleep.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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Thank you for your clear appreciation of the HOURS of work that went into my work.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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people sem to have completely missed the point and tried to do good paintings, and kind of succeeded in technique.
I think someone really needs to get the standards dropped
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:57,
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I think someone really needs to get the standards dropped
I'm game.
I think I might actually enter the drawing I did down there of the lady with short hair v v v
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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i have entered this piece of awful punnage, but its good for me haha.
took me all of 5 seconds to think of and 2 minutes to complete, perfectly bad for that competition i think.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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took me all of 5 seconds to think of and 2 minutes to complete, perfectly bad for that competition i think.
I'd go and see it if it was Inglorious Brass Eye.
Especially if it was Chris Morris screaming at nazis for two hours.
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:38,
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If I say "aargh that's fucking scary"
does that make me a racist?
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:28,
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Those springy eyes are pretty fucking accurate to his real eyes
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Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:30,
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