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# Well there you are, The Great Derriere Reef
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Does my bum look big in this (ocean)?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Does my bum look big in this?

EDIT: beaten too it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Drink it up, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# No
I haven't taken the tea bags outyet:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Very nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# [Ha]n
Does my bum look big in this?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Why am i looking at a picture of your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# sorry
she wanted to be on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# does she put out for T?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahah! *plants a palmtree in the crack for humorous effect*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# So that's where the fish park their bicycles!
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
# this cracks me up
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Oh butt out
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Rip me another hole and call me nancy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hrrmmph... the cheek of it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# This post needs more fluff
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahaha....
bum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# So *that's* where you've been hiding!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# It's one big Area 51+ 2
edit: since you're a legophile you might appreciate this one freshpics.blogspot.com/2009/09/lego-star-wars-chess.html
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# nice!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Fant-ASS-tic!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# bums out the bummer kind of bum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# That's no moon...
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Pure marsetery.
You'll get no butts from me! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Awight tone...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Pffft
They would have won the battle of Helm's Deep if they'd have had skateboards - no question!

Ning ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
You well? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Knackered.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hai Moley!
You ok sir? \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I reckon you might have something there....
Skateboarding in full plate armour would be ace....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# that time of the month luv?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# faster!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# is that what she actually said?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# yes
but possibly with more muthafukkas
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# tennis needs more of this
less grunting, more muthafuckkas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# meh
you make me go to my workjobactivitiy's!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)
# What a charmer!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Fuck!!!!!
I see she appears to wank with her left arm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Tennis. Serious Business.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# pfffttt tennis drama!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Not suggesting it was intentional, but does anyone else think he's pulling a slight swastika pose in his red docs?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *Refuses to repost mine*
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I do
Great image
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# McSoylent Jewburgers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# this pic is the sollution to fat kids
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ah the new logo:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Haha, I'm lovin' their new catchphrase too!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Their new advert really pisses me off.
Saying that their burgers are so good because of their integrity expertise of staff and freshness of ingredients!

Like some bizarre revenge i just got a festering whiff of Subways baking 'bread' next door.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I'm just down the road from a giant commercial bakery
the lovely smells from there can drive you insane
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Is that their in-store poster you're talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Eeeep!
McNazi...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *fears* KILL IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Now that you mention it, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hehe I love these!
(Fluffster, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# You love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ....oh Jeremy
what a scamp
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Harsh.. But fair
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# what ho moley
lovely stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hallo Queeny!
How's you?
Not seen you around these parts much lately....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# same as the last time you kindly asked
the rest of the internet appears to be dead so i'm back for a bit, also i missed you all soooooo much it hurt, apart from riverghost who still appears to be a waste of space.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# But I'm still alright...right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)
# more alright than words could ever express
xxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Awww!
unexpected fluff on the b3taweb!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# That's it!
No more bumsex from me and do pretend it wasn't the best you ever had!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# a cross i shall have to bare
missed you too really, not much but.....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I hadn't realised you'd gone:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# He told everyone you like donkey love.
And you've got a smelly bum bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Almost
I'm like donkey love:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *glees*
Shinanigan! Shinanigans I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
another winner
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
and nice work too, love the faded background
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Oh Jeremy
your taking it too far now!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I love horses, me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
What a great start to the day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Superb as always!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ...meanwhile


'ning
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
brilliant stuff :D
*gives B3ta a little nudge...C'mon where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
QUIET UP THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *stage whispers*
Sorry, it's just this place recently seems dead of a morning....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# credit crunch?
b3ta not being as funny as it used to be?
custard creams?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It certainly has lost a bit of the old charm of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Basingstoke
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Or
Prague
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha! dammit, if I worked at a zoo, this would be a common sight :D
'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahaha1
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:47, archived)
# moar of this madness
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ^ Would

* I would so love to do that (draw that on a Penguin I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# HAHAHA, love this, gets a click from me!
Slightly concerned about the red bits on the can weilding penguin though?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Thank you
and thanks to everyone :)

btw the red thing was part of the original image
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Lovely stuff
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha........well funny
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hehe - splendid!
I can't believe "he haven't noticed" either... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)
# HOORAY!
P.S.

"Haven't" ??

:P
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:00, archived)
# alfie P. (for Penguin) doolittle ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:19, archived)
# hahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# For a mate
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# yes
but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Everything can be milked, it just takes persistence.
'nings ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:34, archived)
# can milk be milked?
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)
# can milked milk be milked before it was milked ?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Of couse it can.
It will be in the udder!

Dur.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Sometimes, though, you reach the point
where you're no longer milking and are in fact juicing. Continue down that road and you end up pureeing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Somone told me they could be but...
I reckon he was lion.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ha ha that indeed
looks very much like me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
# That i why I got you that white 'This is you' tshirt for chrimbo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Dirty bugger
He's rampant
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:36, archived)
# braw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:36, archived)
# We want the full range of options on the table here.

Previous meetings One, Two and Three.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 4:55, archived)
# BONERS AHOY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Your cock is a small boat? Ingenious plan.
RIDE THE BONER TO YOUR YACHT TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:03, archived)
# THE WOW STARTS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Vista is a classic business boner, yes.
Just what the fuck is/was that supposed to mean anyway?
You'd think they might have included some kind of clue
in the marketing phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:18, archived)
# ride the snake to the lake
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Man I hate the doors
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:01, archived)
# the blue bus is calling us
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I do too. But I blame Ray Manzarek for most of that.
Utterly unimaginative player.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:14, archived)
# indeed
one can only go so far with the pentatonic scale
especially on a keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:41, archived)
# ahaa
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 7:04, archived)
# pffft....
fab hair though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 8:31, archived)
# There's a rhymer on the stage .....
His brain is in a cage .....
Everything he says .....
Has to rhyme with the next thing .....
Jim Morrison got rich
but his poetry was kitsch.
Rhymer on the stage.

Girl you gotta' love your man?
guess I'll just say that again.
I envy Doctor Suess,
His form was so much way more loose.
The world on you depends, fuck:
what an awkward line.
That's called stretching for a rhyme.

And now I'll just sing these two notes .....
This song is easy on the throat .....
'cause chanting like a monk .....
is not hard to do when yer drunk .....
a simple and profound yet
completely brain dead sound,
boring and abhorred.

When you're riding and it pours,
Try not to think about The Doors.
It's not that great a song,
it will just make your ride seem long.
And rhyming snake with lake
What kind of drugs did that move take?
Another earworm to ignore.




(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Does your career include ensuring the successful outcome of outsourced service provision and the improvement of processes to deliver high levels of customer satisfaction and commercial success?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:05, archived)
# Nope, boners.
Hot throbbing boners, on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 6:09, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhh fuck yeah
 
also I had not seen the nutmeat one, it is great
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 7:12, archived)
# MEEEEAAAAT!
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 7:31, archived)
# NING-ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.


'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# It wasn't loud enough!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# *wees on Canon's bed*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# *wees on riverghost's bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Mmmm
waaarm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Talking of urination. Have a bored pea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# "wakes up from a vagabond dream"
"why is it always raining in my dreams?"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Been surfing and found this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n0pmEkgu40
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ^ Nice Video

EDIT: Also, what is THAT about?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# LEONARD COHEN WAS MY TEENAGEHOOD HERO
I've never heard this before and it's great, though his lyrics are "strange" (I think he was high most of the time)
Thanks for link,I've favourited it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Coz you lied when you were 17.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Good morning the b3ta!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# bah
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:45, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:47, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:47, archived)
# ROFL
dodge you, raacist motherfucker
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I am not a racist, I'm a bigot.
There is a difference. Neither colour nor nationality fit my criteria.
It's all about the wetware. Which might be more correctly called
elitist or elitism. Unless one is as strident about it as I can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:59, archived)
# ...anyway, we all thought that if we voted for a black guy that the world would love us again
is that so wrong??
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Again?
When was the previous loving?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:50, archived)
# black is good
good man
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjCxGrVvT_g
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:50, archived)
# BAH BAH BAHRANN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=weQnNq2st8g
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:55, archived)
# when i was a kid i thought they were singing bobber - ran
WHY WOULD A BOBBER RUN!!!???
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Enunciation was never a strong point in rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 4:05, archived)
# ..i was really fucking pissed when i found out it wasn't 'hang on snoopy'
:(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 4:19, archived)
# The tourism board of Bahrain originally wrote the song
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 5:58, archived)
# fucking beach boys, nothing but common thieves and posers
 
couldn't fucking surf, either
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Bahhhhhrrrraaaaaaaammmmmmmm!


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Kin ell - 3 hours and no new images? Is that a new record?
Damn you all and your...lives...and jobs....
...yes

Intermediate to advanced alan partridge knowledge required to get the most out of this.

Or just watch this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW4yAPpEwT0

EDIT - bah, it doesnt show you the relevant bit in the video! Basically, he wimps out and gets pissed after 10 minutes. Falls asleep standing at the bar and his clients wake him up - hence alan wake..... oh forget it. Im just trying to explain to all the amerrrcans and other 'foreign folk' that are probably populating the board at this ungodly time.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:24, archived)
# haha
I'm goin' to cook all the food
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:25, archived)
# 3 STAR
*or was it 4?*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:30, archived)
# this should win
I enjoy
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:25, archived)
# fuck the americans..........
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:31, archived)
# surely not all of them?
Some are right mingers. And men.

Aaaaaanyway - theres nothing for me to see here. I go a bed nuh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:36, archived)
# few jobs in maerica
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:38, archived)
# YOU FUCKIN KILLED B3TA
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:45, archived)
# FUCK THE PACKERS omg i mayde a feeld good
Also t( t( fatty says fuck you
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:22, archived)
# does no1 like NFL
i refuse to believe no b3tan likes it
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:29, archived)
# I don't find that hard to believe.
I can't remember anyone mentioning NFL
as more than a passing reference. Or in
shoe spam. Couple of images, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Zeltergiset demands penguins! He threated to cut me. Save yourselves and post pengwens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Haha. Ohhh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# If you hit the spacebar like five times you can see a penguin I made to appease myself.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# i had to hit it 14 times
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Sorry gronkpan, some other people posted in between purely to inconvenience you :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# SELF APPEASING PENGUIN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# haha
it's hard to draw a beak doing a c: face so why not just do both
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Oh hai ttssattsr
Also cats
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Also Ammy.


Click for bigger (145 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKING DEMON SAKE, MAN!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Got a beard.


Click for bigger (120 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# That tank costume looks cumbersome.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I think you misspelled AWESOME!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# the bus costume in the background is pretty cool though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Whut?
Have you been talking to Shadadada again?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# We aint never stop talkin fi each other
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Sometimes. Why you askin', mang?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Because my Bill beard is coming along NICELY.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Rate it from RAD to GNARLY.
RAD being 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
#
NUMBER OUT OF TEN
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
A HOOKER
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhh what
 
I would love to play this game one day but I will have to buy a gruntier PC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha
i just love those spazzy l4d things
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zBcHjF8yc&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Good thing I'm indestructa-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG27SZZrl-M
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=18wfLZagSbQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I think we are all forgetting the fact that Jeru's beard is a beastly minotaur and no chains can bind it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
# so long as we keep feeding it virgins we should be alright
 
ON THE INTERNET THIS IS ALL BUT AN INFINITE RESOURCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# huhuhu left 4 ded rulz
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
all it needs now is a rosary round it's neck
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I'll pea to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Penguins can be jerks when provoked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# so the fat guin said to the skinny guin "Oi brute, you slept with my cousin eh?"
"I didn't for shit, eh? I'm calling my fully sick boys" CHK CHK, BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Chk, chk - BOOM!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDt4q2cDRlQ

funny I was just thinking about that the other day
still haven't got the T-shirt : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# this is the one I liked
www.redbubble.com/people/midniteoil/t-shirts/3150268-1-fully-sick-chk-chk-boom
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# The odd part is that she made the whole thing up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Which, as I recall, you suggested she did.
I'd have to spaz back to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:22, archived)
# that's the funny part
 
and does she get locked up? no, she gets on the talk shows and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:55, archived)
# heh :)
I like this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvG8-wYieM4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
# that one is really cool, I give it a 9 for danceability
Almost as good as this one www.pown.it/4094?r=1074405
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:17, archived)
# lolwhut?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)
# She was quite clearly having a little joke.

What I don't understand is why she made the two guys Canadian.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# r u a goth like me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# lovely!!! Thanks 4 comment!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Man I hate to impose, but penguin pictures are sort of zeltergiset's thing.
Sorry if you didn't realise.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# JackAction thank you for clearing up this mess. I nearly made a huge mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I am always on hand to help out with any problems you may be having.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# He'll feel my penguiny wrath soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Now there isn't any need for violence, zeltergiset.
That sort of thing is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Sorry JackAction, but them's the rules as layed down in the peguin gospel.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I love this.
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Doveston, your love is the best gift I could have ever hoped for.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# This is the sort of approval that people would kill for.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# yeah alright then
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# You're pretty great, Rapitinui.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I see you hiding in there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Emo Penguin feels left out


EDIT: oh HAI popular penguin source image!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Pengwins, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# bang bang baaang


Click for HUUUGE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# desert eagle?
Looks more like a beretta or something
Desert eagles are big, chunky and squarey. Could just be an optical illusion brought on by vectoritis though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# bah
i just wrote it. just remembered vinnie jones in snatch
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)
# *balls and prescence retracts*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Also, 5.0? Bugger me. That's not a gun, that's artillery.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# i play counterstrike man i know about guns
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)
# never played counterstrike
but yeah, i learnt most of my gun knowledge through games. Rainbow six Vegas and BLACK are gun porn of the highest order.

I actually have an airsoft desert eagle, spas12 shotgun and mp5 SMG. Not that i fire them or nothing, theyre just nice to hold and admire...

...I sound wierd now, dont i?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Looks like a deagle to me, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
#
But you play Counterstrike with us 5punkers... you probably know more about Kitten herding and Bummings than you do about guns :)
(TheJockGit, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# GUN NEEERRRRDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Hey that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Hey Ttttttssssssatttttsr, I like your latest sumopaints, please put a link to your sumopainting profile in your b3ta profile so that I might more easily find it in future.
Many thanks,

Kind Regards,

zelt.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Hey, aren't you the guy that's always doing penguin pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Nah that's me.
(zeltergeist, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Make me a fucking penguin picture, now.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Wait, wrong account.
(zeltergeist, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Wait,
what?

Argh!

*brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# I forogt htlm coding.
www.sumopaint.com/image/?id=272317 lol a duck
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I like the dog with the zip.
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I like that I can clearly see a cat and a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I like your gun, vodkafiend
Earlier you were all "alright?" and I was all "alright, you?" and then you never replied. Motherfucker. I don't like your gun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# ;)
why were you looking? haha i didnt respond because i was drawing this :D
yeah im good taa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Desert Bagle?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Colt 1911 commander
'tis not a desert eagle.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# GARHGHDGS
i know this i just felt like writing it :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# heheheh
nicely done, cha'mone
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Fuck year!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# ahaha
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast from years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# worse game ever
and for that I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# thanks for the opportunity
bye
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# But this one was a right corker!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# wickey!
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# BILLY
what was the other one called?

I do like this though. Someone should do a gif of the bad guy punching deborah meaden in the guts then carrying her off on his shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Jimmy
haha that would be ace, if only i had the time / skills ;)
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# hehe
I post this in the assumption that someone actually remembers double dragon. best game ever. I guess most b3tards are too young....
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# too right
i absolutely loved it. first taste of coop :D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# 20p a game
they was the days of arcade:) shinobi, double dragon and gang wars
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# coop?
I like his stuff
artofcoop.com/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# that is cool
but i mean CO OP like the shop only not spe-..well yea, like the shop
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# there there
i knew what you meant
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# i actually prefered renegade, 2 crude dudes and bad dudes vs dragon ninja.
I only really played dooble dragron on the game boy, where it was hard and chubby.
Streets of rage 1 & 2 ruled supreme over all scrolly beatems
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# yeah SOR was mega drive and class game, you can buy it on wii store I think (or get an emu ;)), Beefburger ! hoshdog!
all console releases of Double dragon were rubbish bar DD2 on the NES , good times :) I want a DD machine
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Do you have MAME ?
The arcade game emulator. Its the real game, not a dodgy console port.
www.mameworld.info/
There are thousands of arcade games for it. My most recent rom set has over 3,000 games.

(DutyPaid, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)
# i fucking love
the mame :)
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I think you two are a pair of dirty cheeky monkey sods!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# WOO!
does anyone else think the 'presenter' of dragons den might be CGI..?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah because they'd INTENTIONALLY
gave him a Cod Eye and massive ears.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# haha one eye at huyton , one eye at brighton!
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# don bluth is ace
but that game was nails.

Surprised this hasnt been done - the tv show's title is practically the same as the game
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# That should be the show's name.
Badgers live in dens. Call it Badger's Den.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# they couldn't afford the sett.
(DutyPaid, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# bastards hole
who said that? I keep reminiscing about funny things comedians have said tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
#
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# LICKY KICKY!
Im fucking in
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# might I just add
Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# That's a novel way of filling in a Sudoku
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# oh i'm so bored..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Shame on you!
For missing out the Skoda - Yeti!

(go and stick it in now, please)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# man it's getting crowded now
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# needs more yugo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Yes!
Fan service, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Could do with a Skyline. Defender, Cavalier, Octavia and a Panda
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# i'm tired
and if i stick to manufacturers it means less work. when its done itll get an oscar
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# you should add the fiat placento
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Sure you should have photoshopped it onto a Fiat Seicento?
Not a Fiat 500? LOL I DUNNO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# cinquecento
not 500, that's a silly name and has absolutely no italian sex appeal added to it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# what comedian said that the combination of
puppets and real food was creepy? I agree. I can just imagine their little fuzzy stomach getting all soggy with mushed up sphagetti

Has he sold any cars or tomatoes today? Quite lucky that tommy cooper, alice cooper, a samurai, a penguin and a leopard just happen to be in a forest looking for cars, dont you think...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Charlton Brooker i think.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# bless his bitter chops
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# yea it is very weird
but he's not selling cars, he's cooking a nice pot of lamborghini
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# oh and it was meant to be a jaguar lol
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# curse my lack of knowledge of large cats
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# god you're soo embarassing
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# .


Click for bigger (86 kb)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Predictable
But no more wonderful for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# less?
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i think less
definately less.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# context lols!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# drink more, think less
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# more is less
/desperatlytryingtojustifydrunkengrammaticalerrorblog
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# jen-you-wine arts critic time
Working on a new pic. Trying out 2 different lighting / composition setups.

Which do you prefer? I can only choose 1, then ill work on the detailing. Its still very much a mock-up at the mo.

Im preferring the warm coloured one for composition and mood's sake.
Sorry for the watermark. I have my reasons, dammit!

A tribute of sorts to the finest site on the internet (NSFW)
slutsoft.tumblr.com/

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I like the one on the left, but I think she should cover up her tits like the one on the right is doing.
Also she should have a sandwich or something, look at the size of her.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# am i going to get done for paedophilia,
looking at this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
#
cant a lady be skinny and asian without being classed as a thai kiddy prostitute?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# oh, didn't realise she was meant to be asian.
just looks like some kid to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# bah - i need to upgrade to version 2 of the asian look algorithm plugin
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Of course, sir, now get in with the nonces.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Apologies for the water mark?
Is that really just water?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# it's going to leave a mark, ultimately
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# ace(both)
the one on the left for me:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
#
deux. that means two in foreign. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Left: Well hello there
Right: post-coital
Quite hard to choose one as they both have their own merits. I'd want to see the right one finished. More intriguing
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I like the first one better for the same reasons, diagonal lines and keeping still go together badly
The dark left side of the second picture is a bit empty. And her reflection has a massive blobby nose, but that may just be the S.

Which is the superior work?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# why is there no choice for 'Raising Arizona'
....cuz then I would vote here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I haven't heard of either, but I'm tempted to vote anyway to inflict upon you measurement error bias.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# she does have a big nose
but that blob you speak of is indeed the 's'

Ta for the opinion. I do like the one on the right, but its not as tidy, composition wise, and the added detail of the reflected fingers catches the eye too much, whereas the white window on the first one draws the eye into her face area.
Err.... i mean COCK WANK TEH QUO HENRY LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# one on the right with the blue
but with the constrasting orange interior light coming in from the left
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# And not at a diagonal angle, it's silly.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# nonsense, camera and pose are fine
just needs the inside and outside light
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# i thought of this,
but it looked odd. Its meant to be an overcast day outside, maybe rain on the window. Bounce light from inside would be blue, gray or a bit green. I quite like nudey photography with cold colours - its different. Click 'older photos at the bottom once, and the one with the water in her hands is a good example:
(nsfw) slutsoft.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Dirty Boy!
:D

But seriously, outside blue, soft orange edge light from lamp out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# That one seems to be mainly a dark spring green.
I reckon it's a sunny day outside the bathroom.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Cameraman is falling over
I guess that adds an intriguing backstory.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# it worked for the first batman film :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Batman was mostly jumping off buildings
not leaning languorously against a window.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# it's a bit low poly, is it for a game?
and put some clothes on that child for goodness sake
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# left
though i'm not sure i like the face (in either to be honest - it's less noticeable in the left one i guess)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# the face is a bit odd
but thats the point. I wanted to give her a big nose, fat cheeks and see if she still has appeal.
Shes a sort of caricature based on these pics of this lady i saw:
wakarimasenlol.com/2009/08/02/gallery-doa-kasumi-cosplay-blue-costume/3091
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i see what you're going for
if you go for the second one - put a cigarette in her hand (it looks like she's holding one already anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# ooo
good idea
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# the one on the right
I prefer the pose, & the colours are are a nice balance - in the left, the skin tones are too close to the background

very WOO, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# 2
nice reflecting :)
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Nice watermark. It's a nice simple typeface but the artifacts make it appear blurry, which looks bad on a font which should really have clarity and sharp, defined edges.
It's a font I probably wouldn't use myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# i went for that retro charm
its actually a good watermark font because those jagged edges stand out a lot, and they would be a bastard to clone out or smudge into the image.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Why would someone steal a low res image?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# can you make me a real woman, taters?
I don't even know how you make the nose
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)

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