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aah there you are...what!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:39,
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*makes Stephen Fry noise*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:40,
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i say, carruthers!
that stripy chap appears to be heading straight towards us!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:40,
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Excellent Moustache!!
Noon All.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:41,
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Dr Livingstache
I presume?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:42,
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That's the most glorious moustache in the jungle!
:D Excellent.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:44,
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Marvellous!!!
*Click* Bet he's got 'Barrington' somewhere in his name :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:44,
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Barrington-Smythe
or Cholmondley-Barrington
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:46,
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The Right Honourable Barrington Cholmondley-Warner
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:55,
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I say!
Most woosome
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:50,
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:D
Reminds me of my Kidrobot bunny
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fannycradock ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:03,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:13,
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Good advice...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:34,
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*chortle*
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:35,
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pffft
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:36,
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Hahahaha...
Cucklesome to be sure sir!
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:37,
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subtle
which is the one thing i'm not when i'm on the pull
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:37,
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pfft......don't frequent 'em :(
pullin'days r' over
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:41,
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Hahaha!
Silliness quotient filled :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45,
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arf! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:48,
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pffft!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:50,
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Eh-oh b3ta!
How is everyone today?
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:17,
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haha..........in a dancing mood
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:20,
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is the green one just bogling to Aswad?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:23,
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ARF......he's just useless---I'm taking him back to the petshop for a refund:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:27,
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you'll never get a joke out of that
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:30,
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It was RESEARCH.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:31,
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hehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:34,
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Yay!
This was what inspired me, I was going through pics I had saved the other day
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:23,
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burds!
*prepares cajun spices*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:26,
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in agony
, but smiling. nice birds /kidney infection blog
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:30,
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oh no :(
Hope you feel better soon
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:32,
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aw fanks
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:34,
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you have my sympathies
have you tried potassium citrate?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:34,
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I'm on oxyfloxymoxycoproxaloxylane and cocodamol
and whisky
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:35,
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whisky?
ew! what's wrong with vodka? it goes great with cranberry juice, which is also helpful to the kidneys
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:37,
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I have whisky and don't have vodka
unless you count the 2 cases of Russian Standard I just remembered I have also I don't like cranberry
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:39,
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mix it with ginger beer, then
i just can't stand whisky. or whiskey.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:41,
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how about Wiksy?
the lovable rogue piano playing son of Pahhhhhht Wickes-Butcher-Evans
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:44,
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gah!
eastenders, opium for the unwashed masses!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:54,
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Hahaha great!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:35,
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Pffft!
Excellent! :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:46,
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nicely done!
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Sobric scruffle me nuts ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:54,
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hahahaha..........SUPERB!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:59,
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Parrots are excellent
but parrots with tv bellies are EXCELLENT
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:04,
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I see Microsoft are at it again....
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daunkle ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:08,
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hahahahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:09,
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oh, thank fuck for that!
i saw the text before the actual pic and, for one horrible moment, i thought it was jar-jar binks *shudder*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:11,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:26,
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only against gungans
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:31,
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Yo smashah monkeyah!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:34,
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sounds more bo selecta than gungan
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:36,
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hahaha
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RedStar returneth ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:13,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:14,
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haha
"pop a click in da ass" :D
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:18,
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large:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:22,
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Ah sho do like dat picture a yos!
:)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:47,
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Yeah...
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:05,
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The crumbling Empire...
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:04,
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aaaaww! at-at wants a paddle!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:05,
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wow I really like this
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:07,
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puir wee AT-AT
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:08,
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Ohh!
Medieval starwars....the next steampunk starwars?
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:10,
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Very, very nice indeed, Msr Ninj.
A click for YOU, me hearty!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:11,
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Ta Mr Bond!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:16,
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That is such a popular AT-AT :)
Is that Eilean Donan in the background? (Nicely done btw)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:15,
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Ooh well spotted you 'Eagle Eye' you:)
...oh and thank you sir :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:17,
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Been there
Well, driven past it. It was raining at the time and we didn't want to get out the car.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:27,
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I went there last week.
It's quite interesting, but a bit concrete in places...
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:31,
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Eileen Dover.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:25,
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Eilean Doonan I cannae get up again.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:32,
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Come on Eileen
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:33,
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already have
/restraining order
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:37,
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This is awesome and merits a CFB
If not a desktop version.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:50,
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Ta Baz!
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:08,
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Nae problemo
but seriously - do you have a bigger version?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:48,
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Sorry sir I don't
I'm always so scared of doing stuff biggerer I always do it small :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:02,
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Very nicely
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:10,
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Bah
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MistahG ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:38,
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I'd give her a countdown conundrum!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:38,
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I'd collect their shingles any time
eh? eh?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:40,
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Yes but can they be milked?
and if so where do I join the queue.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:42,
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I'd something their something!
I'd verb their noun good and hard.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:46,
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I'd fuck them up the shitter!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:53,
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I'd probably do them all, Dave
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:56,
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I'd have them all killed
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:57,
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hahaha
That's twice you've made me office snort today.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:58,
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i'd ignite their semtex
just as long as it killed them all
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:04,
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so low on inspirartion today
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:35,
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mmm chocol...oh...bricks
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:36,
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Oh dear god no!
*spangs*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:37,
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Couldn't resist a overlay ad for the new countdown presenter
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Grim Repairer ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:32,
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In marks out of two
I'd give her one
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:33,
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the wrong'un?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:35,
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I'd consonant her vowels off
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:33,
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I'D PUT MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA
eh? Nudge nudge, etc..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:35,
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RIS?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:38,
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Haha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:39,
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I'd pull her vagina over my head and wear her as a hat.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:06,
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I'd take two from the top,
one from the bottom, and the rest from wherever she likes.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:34,
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*something sleazy*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:35,
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You disgust me
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:56,
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She's a very pretty lady
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:36,
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I'd wear a dress and skullfuck her until her dog stops barking
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:41,
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hahahahaha
genuine office lol there
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:43,
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My my I do say that the lady doth seem to have an air of attractiveness about her...
...and my personal preference in matters sexual match her visual appeal to the point where I am partial to the concept of our fornication. Apologies for the vulgarity of course.
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:46,
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Reminds me of Raffles the Gentlemen's thug
Excuse me sir, where you perchance talking to me, or masticating on a brick? Because one gets one's fucking teeth broken either way.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:50,
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I bet she posts on b3ta
:D if so, I greatly respect her! you go girl! if she doesn't of course phwoar! etc! :) and if she does phwoar !!! !!! !!! anyway ok, now I go back to drinking my diluted orange drink because it's all I have left to drink
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:48,
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4 letters
"I've got wood."
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:38,
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No new compo yet?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:20,
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gorn with the wind?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:21,
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:22,
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Hahaha
Why am I hearing Raindow in my noggin?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:29,
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You're listening to Radio 1979?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:31,
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No
They seem to lurk in my office. I've been trying to get rid of them for ages. I've tried sprays and traps, even 80's children's programmes but nothing seems to work. If I open my fridge one more time and hear the guitar solo to Man of the Silver Mountain I'll go spare!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:45,
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I'm outta my head
I can't take it
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:51,
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Rainbow?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:05,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:33,
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Good stuff!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:34,
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Ian Woosnam ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:18,
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:D Nicely
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:20,
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He can't wait for his tail warmer to be finished
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:21,
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It's a tail warmer!
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:20,
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Mum?
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tavish Strongbow is my life ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:20,
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Yay for this sort of thing!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:37,
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Nice beaver!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:17,
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ROLL UP! ROLL UP!
PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS AGAINST GORDON BROWN INSTRUCTIONS: Count to 3 (in your head or aloud, its up to you) and on 3 make the rock, paper or scissors sign with your hand. Simultaneously hit the escape key and see if youve beaten gordon! Remember! Gordon will be up for another game everytime you hit F5!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:05,
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hahaha
but needs more Lizard and Spock
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:06,
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^This
and less dead epileptics.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:08,
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SHOTGUN!
Whoops, sorry Gord.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:07,
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He keeps doing the rock, the fool!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:07,
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Bloody hell he's good, 3-0 up so far.
Nicely done.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:08,
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This is great
also can I recommend this image challenge: OLD SKOOL B3TAwww.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post526580
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:09,
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No you can't!:P
Technically if you want to go old school it's be lots of face mashes by AaaaaghWasps.:p
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:13,
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Stops you seeing.....
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evict_parliament ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:04,
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you missed the word 'sheeple' at the end there.
/did you get your postcard thing sorted?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:04,
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Yes, Thanks
'Mediocre' knocked up a simple design for me. I've sent it to the printers. here it is -
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evict_parliament ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:18,
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o hai political spammer
please read the faq and resize this elephant postpicture
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:07,
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Recession's practically over.
Corruption's nothing new. None of these things are an issue. Are you suggesting that every single second of TV should be about the political issues of the day? I for one would call you a cunt if you are.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:53,
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ning
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:26,
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can it be jizzed?
edit: needs more quicktime
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:27,
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Getting there
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:43,
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*buffs a ring*
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:48,
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hahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:03,
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Ning!
Fanny Hands! :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:27,
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that's "Dr. Fanny Hands" to you, sir.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:33,
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Ooh, my apologies Dr! have this pea...
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:48,
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haha, have a similarly unrealted pea
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:57,
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Relatedly
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:07,
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Ha ha ha!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:27,
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there's a whale in the Peel?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:35,
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WHALE INVASION MAN! WHALE INVASION!
It's Art imitating Life innit! Stilts optional....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:36,
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There's a Whale in Barrymore's swimming pool with Michael Jackson and Pope JP2?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:38,
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Yeah man, crazy times!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:39,
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Michelle McManus is a swimmer?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:43,
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floater
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:46,
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YESS!!!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:39,
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Whales are shit.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:46,
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:O
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:47,
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Whales are like gigantic fishy turds that float around the sea begging to be flushed
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:48,
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:O
Naughty Dixon!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:52,
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It appears b3ta is lacking this morning!
Did no one think of saying 'Wood' or even asking that were there perchance a probability of lactation? woo. 'ningles all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:36,
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I don't think I'd like to be wanked by a demon.
Cunthands or not.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:37,
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:38,
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This is the next logical step for Madonna.
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fannycradock ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:44,
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what? to buy a chair like that?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:44,
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double fanny transplant
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:49,
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It does look comfy.
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fannycradock ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:50,
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yes, indeed
I assumed she had the fannyhands already. She certainly has the tripe-arms.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:52,
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ooooooooooh double action
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:47,
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:D
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:10,
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Is that Jade Goodie?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:15,
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Was it the bingo wings that gave it away?
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:17,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:22,
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Oh..hiya...
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:48,
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Hiya!
*waves*
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:49,
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Good nings!
I sawed all your pikshures on that thur Flickr - jolly nice!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:51,
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Here's some more :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:54,
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Ooh you're one of me viewers are you :D
Cheers fella, more on the way later :) PLUS I ordered a lovely new camera \o/ Not quite Jahled-esque in standards, but the zoom gives me the horn
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:55,
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DIXIPOOS!
linky?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:59,
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I second this...
...splendid work! *manhugs all round*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:32,
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yay!
mmm manhugs
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:47,
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unfunny cunt
top shop though
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:50,
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Thanks Prod!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:52,
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This^^^^
You've never made me laugh Ninj you unfunny cunt! ;) Also, Ning Prodge! Just seen that Zheng Zhi has signed for you at last. You've got a cracking player there. He did a very good job for us. One of few mind you....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:13,
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i fucking hate that idiot...
talentless *edit not you ninj, you are a talent to behold :)
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:51,
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Who is he?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:52,
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:56,
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Hitler
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:56,
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haha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:59,
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Ooh bless you sir
*Glees* :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:52,
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That bloody man gives my arse toothache.
Twat. In other news, I'M OFF ON HOLLY DAZE THIS EVENING! *runs around office doing aeroplanes*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:51,
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are you making ratattatat!
machine gun noises?
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:52,
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Only when I fly past the managers.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:53,
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*giggles*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:02,
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YAY!!
wanker!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:52,
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Why is it always raining in your holidays?
Have a smashing time sir! Where are you off to? :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:53,
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Costa Del Devon!
Looking forward to spending a week doing absolutely FUCK ALL. No mobile 'phones, no interwebs - nothing but me & Mrs Vagabond, talking, drinking, drawing, walking, photographing. There is a real fire at the flat we're staying at which we have been encouraged to use.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:55,
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OOh that sounds lully!
Have a brill time mate, Devon is smashing! Real fire too, bliss :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:56,
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go to buckfast abby
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:57,
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Have an ace time :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:58,
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Enjoy!
"There is a real fire at the flat we're staying at which we have been encouraged to use." They trying to cash in on the fire insurance or something?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:03,
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Go and beat up Joss Stone
until she realised that Devon is not America and thus she should stop speaking like a Detroitian!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:17,
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she wasn't bad in The Tudors
I could take her more seriously than I could Fr Todd Unctious
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:21,
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I never saw that.
And I do have to say, she is a very good singer. I got a free ticket to see her at Brixton a few years back and she was fantastic. But talking in an American accent? Pretentious! Just like that Stephen Hawking wanker!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:25,
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hate hate hate
kill kill kill
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:54,
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Hi! My name's A Vagabond, and I heartily endorse this sentiment.
In general.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:01,
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Oooh get Herr!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:55,
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SPANG!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:56,
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hahahah
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:57,
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you fucker!!!!!
;)
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:00,
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Pffft! Great shopage
Although he's a twat, as I notice I'm not alone in pointing out :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:57,
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I LIKE HIM
And not just because he's a gay, and I'm a girl, and all girls love gay men innit and ohmygod I am SO CARRIE. SHOESLOL. /rebel blog
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fannycradock ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:04,
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I agree - I quite like him too
he seems to grate on the nerves of all the boys here though and James doesn't think much of him either.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:11,
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I want to not like him but he makes me laugh and he seems to have remained a genuinely down-to-earth bloke, despite his "celebrity status"
Bless his lovely teefs.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:11,
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i like him too
but then again i would.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:13,
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Not funny, camp nazis day?
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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:06,
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GAYCIST
;)
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fannycradock ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:09,
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Needs more quicktiem
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:11,
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haha
it has annexed the computerland
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:13,
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don't let the great inventor Mediocre see this
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:13,
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Whoa whoa whoa!
The Dutch Inventon is not, and never was Great! He is a dangerous man that is being very closely monitored by top men.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:16,
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who?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:20,
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TOP. MEN.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:21,
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FranZ Hitler aka The Great Inventor Mediocre
he's made from bits of Quicktime codecs
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:21,
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No!
Although The Dutch Inventor Mediocre was friends with Adolf Hitler, he was not Adolf Hitler. See here for reference: "n 1939, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre tripped over and landed in a bowl of hot washing. “It was really annoying,” said the maniacal creator of worlds, “I used to be 6 foot tall, but now, and what a lot of people don’t know, is that I am only actually 171/16 inches tall.” “I was so pissed off with the cunting laundry that I decided to wage war on Poland. I was actually with my mate Adolf at the time. He said that I should calm down and sleep on it, but I was so enraged that I told him to fuck off. In retrospect, that was a bit harsh as he was a lovely man, and had only just got a new tattoo. It was of a Sanskrit word meaning Lucky. “Anyway, as I was so little, nobody saw me start it all, so they blamed poor old Adie. Oh well....”"
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:27,
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Teheehee
I knew it...he always is all like "quicktime that", and "fucking jews".
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:32,
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Wan-Carr!
LOL!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:12,
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pfft
topshop
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:43,
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Thank you sir!
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:48,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:02,
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ris?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:03,
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Is there something else in that picture? Everything else other than the centre is being blurred by my peripheral vision.
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Peter_G ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:04,
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hahahahaha.....
Is she still on the show? And di anyone else see the OUTRAGE that the new carol's dress caused this week ?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:04,
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Oh my
*starts watching countdown*
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:05,
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PR
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:22,
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for some reason she gives me the horn
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:35,
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I can't think why....
... oh yeah, I see now
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:44,
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She looks like a cheap slag on a tacky Italian TV show
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:49,
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^ that's why
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:51,
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oh my!
*drops monocle into martini*
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new_matt ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:04,
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I've had the pleasure of meeting her on the show...
She giggles at anything that could be remotely construed as dirty, I was sitting in the audience for an early taping and the letters R-I-M came out as the first three, she tried to stifle a giggle, happened to catch my eye in the audience doing the same and she proceeded to giggle through the next 4 letters and it had to be re-shot. Best thing was nobody else in the room could understand why she was giggling at RIM!
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JebediahSpringfield ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:49,
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pffft, aint it the truth
Why do semi-attractive 30 something women insist on dressing like that?! Oh I know, I'll go for the see through granny top, racily unbuttoned 3 foot down to my non-existent cleavage. Oh and a blue bra should cap it off nicely.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:04,
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you still would though
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:06,
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OF COURSE
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:18,
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blue bra for the win
I hadn't even noticed until you said *notices* Has any one de-rised this beautiful image yet?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:35,
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there's a speak and spell in the background
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:41,
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seriously?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:49,
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Who's she? I'm sure I recognise her.
Have we slept together? Kids? We're not ... We're not married , are we?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:11,
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are you her tailor?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:11,
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Christ no.
I have people tailor for me, not tailor for them! Dear gods, Sir - what are you implying?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:12,
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Tailor Dent?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:08,
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Countdown yay!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:18,
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you're taking the rist out of me ;)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:19,
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hahaha!
I so would!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:35,
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arf! :)
still no new challenge yet :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:35,
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I bet it will be MISUNDERSTOOD IMAGE CHALLENGE LOLS
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:47,
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has there been a really shit story in the news that will bring more traffic to b3ta?
if there has, then it'll be that.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:55,
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i'm looking forward to the Maddie McCann Anniversary Challenge
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new_matt ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:05,
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That would be so ironic
especially as people would try to deliberately misunderstand the compo and yet still unintentionaly misunderstand it and do something that did understand the compo... my head hurts
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:58,
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lovely
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:38,
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Hahahaha! Very good :D
still would though ...
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:59,
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Nicely Archie!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:20,
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So would!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:43,
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hahaha
mmm, Susie
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:44,
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It was bound to happen once they noticed they had hands.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:10,
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NUKE! NUKE!
oh fucking hell yes
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:12,
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out with a bang..
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:15,
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OH YEAH!
Sell pants with that one, fuckers!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:30,
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wow.
I cannot believe I had not considered looking for Meatmen videoswww.youtube.com/watch?v=UwtDFv6-RLI TIL NOW, THAT IS oh fuckwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf8vn9AySmw
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:17,
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:19,
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Is that a good thing?
I'm trying out to be bass player in a punk band soon.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:22,
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STOMP STOMP STOMP!
go for it man I had an audition lined up but they didn't want me in the end at least it was before hearing me play, that is less embarassing
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:24,
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That's just rude!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:25,
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I guess there are lots of bass players.
they didn't send me their song either, so I don't know yet how badly it sucked. : D
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:27,
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I would call that a real indication.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:35,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:39,
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genius!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:41,
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Only laugh I've ever had with that shitty show.
Good work.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:44,
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Cheers :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:48,
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indeed.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:39,
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Classic stuff.
I know there are some better vids of them, but looking thru the list I don't see that they've been loaded by anyone yet.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:22,
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I only have the CD reissue, the Touch 'n' Go years.
none of my friends like it so I don't get to play it much
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:25,
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Third try
Posts not coming up. See what you think of these guyskeyaroller.com
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:32,
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good fun.
clearly they're not looking for anything too fancy on the bass, you may be in there. The drumming's pretty good, the guitar is terrible but occasionally interesting - vocal technique will probably vary according to amount of alcohol consumed? but straight forward, old fashioned punk songs, and enough of them to sustain a set. cool.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:38,
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That's what I reckon
I'm sweating over the details, and Si's telling me not to worry too much. I like their work ethic, just hope I'm punk enough, that's all :3
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:40,
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Running low on ideas for the animal business theme now.
So-- NUKE! NUKE!-- it all. Perhaps I might put them in the Arts next. Hummus will occur in time, of some sort or another, no doubt.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:20,
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With all due respect, I must obey labrador retrievers.
Carnage woofing dance!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:15,
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is it safe to dance?
NO IT IS NOT IT IS FUCKING CARNAGE KNOCK EM DOWN AND FUCKING STAMP STAMP STAMP
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:22,
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I liked how that dog turned out too.
The arts, as I was saying above, might just be the right idea.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:23,
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I like the one on the left
some kind of possum? I am usually pretty good at identifying mammals but I'm not sure about this one those incisors don't look much like a possum though
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:32,
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You, once again.
Your mention of the new creatures found. I used the cuscus in the leafy greens too. I was going to use the new bat, but I ended up using a different one as I needed a side pose.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:37,
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oh yeah the striped possum.
very cute.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:42,
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I really like your brand of crazy.
And dogs too.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:45,
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Dog Crazy
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:51,
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CRAZY DOG EYES
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:56,
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Spider Dog!
A radioactive dog bit a spider and became: Dog Spider. This was his theme song: Dog spider, Dog spider, does whatever a dog can do. Sniff a butt, chase a ball, Look out! Here comes the dog spider!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:04,
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I want a dog spider now. :-(
D'ya think if I rob enough uranium I can manage to do it?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:09,
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If you eat radioactivity and bite a spider, it will become man spider.
This was his song: Man spider, man spider, does whatever a man can do. Count to ten, is self aware. Knows one day he will die! Look out! Here comes the man spider!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:25,
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ahhhhahhhhhahhahh oh dear
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:33,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:42,
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I WANT TO EAT RADIOACTIVITY!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:47,
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Hahahahah, oh fuck.
:-D :-D :-D
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:49,
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Thanks chums, ridiculum had no better audience.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:07,
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I must say
there is something weirdly desperate about that drawing. Jangly and unsettling. Oh, and we see the world as we see ourselves.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:09,
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I've seen many dogs with just such an expression.
They're often the best kind of dogs. Full of fun and vim.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:17,
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And googly-eyed
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:19,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:20,
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I don't know how or why but that is soul medicine.
Thank you!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:23,
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Counts towards your five a day of fluff.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:27,
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Weird weird weird. I have deja vu, and sould not tell you but
The animation makes it more than fluff. You can sense the wonder in the animator as he manipulates the images. There is joy that comes from beyond the images, it's from the animator. Did you have the same feeling of deja-vu?
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:40,
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Sometimes
Other times I think "god, I'm shit at this."
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:42,
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Not forever.
I've been shittier than you for ages. But now I'm better now than ever before. Everyone's art is different. Maybe you will not be the artist you want to be, but your art will grow regardless.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:52,
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Vim. =D
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:28,
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I think this dog snorted a kilo of it.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:48,
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Aah!
cowers
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:57,
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This song fits these guys.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:34,
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How true: /The more you ignore it/ The cooler you look/
Perfect.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:40,
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ahhhhahhhhhahhhah.
good call
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:43,
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Bang!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:20,
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Kaboom!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 7:25,
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I knew it
I'm glad that I can access B3ta at work
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:15,
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The Axis Of Evil!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:20,
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Still love this one.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:20,
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haha I predict a song from Joel :D
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:29,
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Pffft!
"Nuke with the animals", sung to the tune of "Walk with the animals".
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:34,
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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT
edit: I should probably add that I totally stole this idea from Moncromaticowww.b3ta.com/board/9708500
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:10,
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It's so stimulating being your hat.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:15,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:49,
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I find that backward and self referential.
What do I win?
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:01,
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Perhaps so.
I've used the line before in reference to myself. Your prize is... an all expenses paid two week trip to the fabulous Bog Of Eternal Stench.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:08,
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Yay!
Ass whistles for everyone! Fweeee!!!!!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:11,
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I do, I like that hat, what a party hat!
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:31,
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plastic owls are scaries
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:06,
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ahhhahhhh they need some of these
my question is, will the council remove them before they all get stolen by BLOODY STUDENTS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:13,
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that won't be enough to scare a drunken scarfie
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:28,
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pepper spray the little shits
until they piss themselves, and then taser them
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:40,
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not that I'm in favour of pigs being pigs, fuck they love strapping on the riot gear
amazed they weren't busting heads old school but I was very impressed with the water cannon approach in Hamburg recentlywww.thelocal.de/society/20090913-21891.html surely our next crowd of pissed up morons could be readily dispersed by simply calling in a fire truck? GIVE 'EM THE HOSE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:44,
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I just wanna see some fucking students getting fucking tased, bro
again, preferably while pissing themselves
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:45,
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context:
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:47,
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What a load of shit heads.
Drunken sots! At least our students protest dictators to get that treatment.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:02,
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I know, at least when WE were throwing bottles at police it was for a GOOD CAUSE
Actually I marched under the rainbow banner at that time and did not throw anything, but I also didn't get baton-charged, either.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:11,
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We have some of them on the buildings here.
The seagulls shit on them and at them in flying dives. The crows peck at the eyes, and the other birds just walk around them. Can't say they work in open areas. However, there are some under eves on nearby buildings and the birds can't see them until the last moment. Those are more effective. If they(the birds) can monitor the plastic ones, they figure the game out in a day or two.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:16,
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elbow ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:35,
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ahhhahhhhahhhh crikey
PISS ACCURACY BONUS AWARDED RIGHT ON THEIR FUCKING HEADS!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:36,
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Ahahahahahahahahaha!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:45,
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Vaginoplasty Nightmare
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:48,
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Being daft, I don't get it.
Being male, I wont give you any lip.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:59,
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elbow ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:00,
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Not really eating, not really a box.
This is not a reply.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:02,
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Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:03,
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Indeed
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:14,
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I propose that WetOwl wins any future swimming contests, on the basis that he is too cool for school.
As featured dans le newsletter - bit.ly/aOTds
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:09,
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Wet owls look remarkably like wet cats.
And just about as happy.
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Shiksa ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:12,
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Weird
Looks like some lady's top half head, with messy hair
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:13,
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I am in favour.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:13,
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PUT A LONG STICK UNDER IT
woo!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:13,
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We are gonna need a bigger catflap
etc :)
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:15,
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...the hell?!?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:15,
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You create nightmares.
How do I represent two crossed index fingers while slowly backing away in asciii art?
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:01,
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Yay for powered animals.
HOW ARE YOU THIS *checks profile* AFTERNOON RAPITINUI?
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:16,
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moody.
and trying hard to be pleasant but it is taking conscious effort GUESS I MUST BE SOBERING UP, SHIT
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:18,
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Pleasantries are boring.
Unleash vitriol.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:21,
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Life kinda sucks without alcohol, doesn't it.
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Shiksa ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:23,
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HOW ARE YOU THIS *checks profile* EVENING, SHIKSA?
Today I am doing timezones.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:25,
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Well, I'm not drunk.
I'm fine overall. I hope you are as well.
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Shiksa ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:27,
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oh I won't start drinking til I get home
heh
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:41,
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Drink!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:32,
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ahhhhahh fuck that is great
I was just looking at some Roky Erickson clips
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:33,
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Roky. I've heard he has a dozen tv's all playing in his house at the same time.
I'm making chili and manufacturing pvc pipe in my kitchen! Woo!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:38,
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ROLLED OR EXTRUDED?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:41,
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Extruded!
With actual bell ends! I'm not joking! This is serious. That's why it took two hours to reply.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:32,
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GET THAT ECONOMY STARTED!
I have been on a bit of a rockabilly kick lately having read this most excellent bookwww.amazon.com/How-Beatles-Destroyed-Rock-Roll/dp/0195341546/ revisiting Duane Eddy, Link Wray, &c.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:43,
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This post has been marked for speedy deletion.
But we just crashed and we're all out of sugar. My clenching brown teeth tell me its time for my weekly nap.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:10,
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Really. Those fuckers. Haha.
I'm currently listening to this-www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrQxqFwR9ZQ I once saw Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper in a tiny venue on the central coast of California. That was great. With a barbeque afterwards.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:39,
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ooh, he's good.. cheers
got guns too - and dancing girls. all the bases.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 6:19,
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Out trawling for watermelon.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:17,
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i <3 watermeloncat
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:20,
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FEARSOME
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:26,
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All owls rock.
Arf!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:16,
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be careful with that statement
be careful with that statement actually, after reviewing my owl pics, you're right!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:16,
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Fantastic creatures indeed. Never seen a dull one.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:21,
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ahahah
agreed edit: I think they are in a permanant state of 'meh'.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:22,
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I believe this to be fact.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:22,
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Awww
Nice!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:40,
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Yays
i just got haulled out of my bed by someone that a) didn't think that the last check in time was 10pm as (who reads that shit) and b) if you don't check me in I'll 'come back tmorrow and stab you in the heart' :P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:45,
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wtf!
go back to bed I say, the heart thing is just an empty threat.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:47,
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Yeah
It's like scissor, paper, stone, lizard, spock! My cricket bat would win everytime!:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:03,
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who?
/coat
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 3:03,
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ALL RIGHT YOU TURKEY NECKS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:57,
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OH, IT'S ON
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Shiksa ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:58,
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DO THE EYE GOUGE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:04,
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hahaha, I don't know if I've ever heard that song before.
...wait, it's from 1964? Crikey, that song's as old as I am.
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Shiksa ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:12,
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EVERYBODY DOIN IT - RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!
7" version here toowww.youtube.com/watch?v=YvBN3C2wepY I only know this song because the Cramps covered it still miss you Lux
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:16,
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I don't think I've heard anyone sound as profoundly and consistently constipated
as the guy singing this song. I GOT A TURD STUCK IN MAH POOP CHUTE RAAARRRRGGHHH
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Shiksa ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:25,
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That was
ACE =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:26,
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Do the hammerlock!
I love it. That's an old fave. I promise to find something for you in return. But I'm digging a trench and it's getting dark. So...
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:53,
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Nothin' but a Pencil Neck Geek!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzTysqw6_P8 (crap recording, but it is free...)
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tubaman ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:10,
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hehhehhehh
oddly enough I have an MP3 of that on this PC.. but when it comes to wrestling and rock music nothing really beats Zoogz Rift
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:15,
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although admittedly WWF forays into popular music are a category unto themselves
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 4:46,
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GROWL!!!
SNARL!!! GNASH!!! REND!!!!!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:59,
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this is wonderful
...but I'm gonna have to take points off for the lens flare 8/10
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:04,
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Earlier:
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:06,
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TANTRIC BEAR SEX
GIG-GID-DY
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:12,
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Hahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:12,
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HELL YEAH!
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:28,
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