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# I thought I'd call them 'Cogs'...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# pfft

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# That looks remarkably like my cat

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# and also like my Barney (RIP)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Awwwww he's so lovely I want to conjur him back from the dead
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :(

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It's Gomez!

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
# LOL INO

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# they look more like Dats to me

Oh my goodness, it's raining DAT's and Cogs*



*explosion in a Gear- driven Audio Recording Studio
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# there is something deeply unsettling about those O_o
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Special!
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Kituppies!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# awwww
I'll take three
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# all the cut had been absorbed by it been a dog?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Maybe its head had just grow?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# These two lines are classic b3ta
And they make me laugh and fill me with warmth
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# So gonna to get caught
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# so gonna to get caught
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Gah! Piss
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# wee on your shoes
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Cats are evil..
They are the devils dog.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Aww, puppens!
*soppies*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# why are they soooo fucking scary???
Jesus wept...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Because theyare the result of
a diseased mind meddling with things they don't understand!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
Cutest mash evaaahhh!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I have one of those...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
#

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :D:D:D:D

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Obviously a brain scan with no results!

Jeremy you annoying bastard!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# jeremys annoyingness saves the world
:~)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah! fantastic :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hehehe
I likes.
Alpha Centuri was always my favourite Dr Who monster as a child.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# haha :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahaha
EDIT: Talk about misleading headlines to get people to read. Headline: Hunt For Missing Football Team. Article: About someone who took a team's footie strips to a laundrette and never picked them up!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8281355.stm
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Bent Broadcasting Cocks.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)
# What a silly news story.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Arf!
Morning Ninj!

How's tricks?
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Mornin sir!
Not too bad matey, you?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Fine and dandy, thanks.
I've been given an action man style face wound by little Mole and his sharp claws.
I look well hard!*
:D

*No I don't.

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Bless him :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:47, archived)
# You look like the dog from Eastenders?
interesting
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Mawning!
Nicely :)

EDIT:I am moving house tomorrow and everyone that was helping me is ill :( I am a little bit fucked.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:47, archived)
# moving with no help? ugh, doesn't sound tfun
nings 'Jeeves
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I'll get by somehow :)
No feckin' interweb for two weeks either.Good old Virgin.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# aaahhh, good ol' Virgin Media...!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Any colleges/unis nearby?
Amazing what students will do for a bit of pocket money.

er, as in schlepping boxes
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Nice idea :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# They rescued me in a similar situation once
Mind you, you have to be careful about approaching students directly and offering cash in exchange for favours :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! ace as always N'!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
Ningles sir :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ningles!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahaahaha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# they always seem to be watching my cat with great interest...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Very nicely done!
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)
# These give me the fear
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I like these.
I would also like these to be real.

Do we have any crazed genetic scientists on links today?

Please expedite production of freagles as soon as possible and post me 3. (2 to breed, one to die inexplicably as all exotic pets tend to)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Toppy shoppy...
...as per! *Click*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Top cool

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)
# top 'shoppage, sir!!!
awesome stuff!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Excellent work! *clicks*
The one at the back's eye/beak could do with a spot more gaussian blur /nit-picked.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# yeah, i spotted it as i posted
but as ever with these things, i had closed the psd :s
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D haha
Whenever I do that accidentally I raise a fist to the sky and a la Basil Fawlty exclaim, "Thank you God, thank you so bloody much"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# omg this is amzing shoppage
amazing!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# 0_0

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Morning ghosty!
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *waggles helloy wavey hand*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *waggles something back*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:35, archived)
# That's no moon!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Ooooh missus!
titter ye not!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
frickin ace
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Eye for one welcome our new eye overlords
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I-RIS IGN!
These puns get cornea and cornea!


(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Ah my star pupil!:P
'ningles matey.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# 'allo!


(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahah! I for one welcome our new Flying Eye overlords!
edit mindpissage (ish)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Woo yay and indeed houpla sir
that is a thing to behold
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Woo!
and Hahahahaha!



(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha crikey!
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Paintarific!


(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahahahahahhaahha! marvelous :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Ooh Matron!!
Hahahahahah. *Click* :) Mornin' sir!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hehe
just as long as they aren't after 2 working samples
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] *may not contain apple.


EDIT: I'd like to dedicate the post to nic the lurker. Gowarn! Make a first post I dare ya!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I don't adam and eve it!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# What are these people doing in the bushes?

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# sexeh time!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Looking for their prosthetic legs
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Their feet are woodlice.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# dogging
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Ah, McDonalds... the original sin
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# God - Adam was made from dust
god "I am going to make woman"
adam "You going to make her with dust too?"
god "Nah, one of your ribs innit!"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# It's ironic really
She was made from one of his ribs and for every more he kept trying to bone her.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Hahahah "WHO ATE MY QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE AND LARGE FRIES? ADAM, EVE, DO YOU KNOW?!?!"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# MMMMmmmmmmm
/likes McDonalds every now and then blog (especially with a hangover blog)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# For Breakfast I would agree
but Burger King burgers are better

But KFC wins all
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I'll have to dissagree on the breakfasts
but Kentucky wins every time! What can be better than a whole bucket of southern fried bits of chicken, chips and beans?!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# FUCK YEH
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# o/
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I have eatne McDonalds a total of 3 times this year
and two of those have been in the last week
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I'm about 4 times a year at most
usually to curb a hangover long enough for a 2 hours bus journey back home
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# lurker post :P
Lurkers don't post we lurk
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Lurker!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# IT SPEAKS!
Ladles and jellyspoons 4 years, 9 months and 25 days and her first post!!!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You mean....
it's a girl?

I look forward to many crap posts with many replies

/bitter, twisted and poorly
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# yeah a girls with real hair and girl germs!
you ill Mr. Bawls?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Been better, aye :(
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# are your piles playing you up again?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *passes speculum*
sort him out Ghosty!


(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, archived)
# that must have hurt!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I do not have piles!!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I had piles once
some cream sorted them right out
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I SEE YOU. I SEE YOU THERE.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# THERE IT IS!
*Piles-on*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# She has a child called Fishfinger you know?
what was she thinking!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Has the child got ginger hair? A la breadcrumbs?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Nope. Don't be cruel. So suffers enough from being Welsh!
nic says:
i expect a fishfinger baby mash now please
riverghost says:


:P
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Argh! A lurker! *Climbs up on chair and hikes up black-mama dress* "THOOOMMMAAAAASSSS!!!"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
The mind-picture that conjured up was incredible :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Hotter than the sun!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# That's coz it pure molten sugar:p
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Good morning mutant lily
She has a real third nipple you know
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:08, archived)
# that woman got a lot of holes to fill
'ning sir and al the sirrettes
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Shops like these make my eyes go all wobbly.

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:15, archived)
# That, and vibrating boobs.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Sure thing


(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ^that
with custard.

Woo.

'ningles boysies and girlsies!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Ningles miss

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:35, archived)
# ningles nunkle.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:40, archived)
# ningles RG!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# That's not helping my headache at all!
still would...probably
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:29, archived)
# You'd be spoilt for choice with a blowjob!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:41, archived)
# blimey, myeyes keep trying to re-focus, looking at that.... top stuff!
ningles everyone
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Mingles
Me too Stevie

Stevie, Stevie!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
# nings freeeeeeeeeeeeeebs!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Okay, I'm going to get me some coffee

anyone want anything?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)
# a poo
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)
# okay, go then

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# an extra 5 hours so I can get some sleep, please!
nings medi!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# okay, go then

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I want it to be the weekend, thanks
If not, just white no sugar ta
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# you're excused for the weekend
please don't tell the others though
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *yays*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Cigarettes please.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I only have cigars
but it might me too early for large cigars and coffee
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# It's never too early for anything.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# *offers cigar*

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)
# ningles fella!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# YO JOE!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# That REALLY fucks with my eyes.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# like this?:
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Only sexier!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I love that...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
#


And ahh wud wark feyve hundred myels and-ah wud wark feyve hundred moore juste bee thaht maan hoo warks a thusand myels to fuck with your eyes.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha, that looks like a creature that appeared in the original battlestar galactica...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# It actually only works for me if you put multiple mouths and eyes above each other
real eye fucker, that
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# My eyes sting, Dixin.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# You gotta be fucking kidding!?!?!
Also, ace tag
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Nicely spotted :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# This is truly horrific
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I wish she had some great norks,
then at least my eyes could focus on something, as they can't focus on the face. These pics shouldn't be aloud until after lunch.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Morning!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Technically inept
but great legs
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Phoar!

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Fixed!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I approve
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# The Future is rubbish

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 7:48, archived)
# You're not wrong
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 7:51, archived)
# I like the fact the brown was quoted as saying
"It's policy not popularity that will win this election"
Prepare to be very disappointed Mr Brown
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:12, archived)
# He appears to have neither?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Oh, he might be in with a chance!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Perhaps the sun are backing who ever is probably going to win anyway
and then taking the credit for running a political system.
Maybe puns and tits must be powerful political messages.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# "Kid, I OWN the police!"
BTTF FTW
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:10, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely

God love them filums
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:12, archived)
# General Waste
Private Parts
Major Boner

privatearmylols
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:22, archived)
# HELLOOO
Anyone home? THINK, McFly.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:36, archived)
# hehehe
fantastic ...clicks
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:49, archived)
# Foouuaaah.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Boing boing BOING!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 7:03, archived)
# do not be afraid
 

 
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:25, archived)
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(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:28, archived)
# FEEEEESH?
 


stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:31, archived)
#

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:32, archived)
#


 
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:35, archived)
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(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:31, archived)
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(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Sure, that what they want you to think.
Next thing you know you're half chewed and batted under the cabinet.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:29, archived)
# my cat did my hair this morning while I slept
with his tongue

this is Soda he looks like a nice kittin
www.dailykitten.com/2009/09/soda/
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Soda is a nice kitty.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Unleash the special fun times
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Hello raincloudcat.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:33, archived)
# HELLO, TITSITTER
 
I am going to go drink some beer but I shall probably pop by later
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:41, archived)
# I'm going to drink some Lucozade and get a little high. I, too, will be around later.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:44, archived)
# I for one, welcome our radioactive floating kitty overlords
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:37, archived)
# THEY CAME.. FROM.. SOMEWHERE.. ELSE?
 

 
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Next door. Or so the song claimed.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Hypno kitties FTW!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:13, archived)
# topical
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:36, archived)
# CONSIDER IT RESOLVED
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I think one of those people is a FAKE.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:02, archived)
# I am currently being paid $30 an hour to copy and paste news articles from a website into a spreadsheet.
They got me in as a salesman
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:02, archived)
# I would like to buy what you are selling. If it's wine, I do not want it.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:03, archived)
# I don't even know what this company does except talk about synergies
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:06, archived)
# No I don't want those.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:13, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Get out NOW

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 7:45, archived)
# are they articles about Zach Braff?
 
he's really been off the rails lately
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:27, archived)
# YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE
 

 
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# RUB IT ON YER FACE
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# ~@~
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:30, archived)
#
maybe because she's worth it, with complex nanosphears
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# dear google:
when I google 'nanosphears', I want fucking results for 'nanosphears' ...NOT 'nanospheres' dammit!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:35, archived)
# arg!
did you ever loose a picture you worked on for a little while?
hippophant

www.b3ta.com/board/9717228
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:39, archived)
# yes I have
In fact it was PSP V8, when my PC goes to 'sleep' and I log back in, my PSP crashes, and I lose changes to anything I had open. I know better now to save my work before going away.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
# heh I have a screen grab as a souvenir
but i still cant help thinking it was better before I lost it
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# it was just fine before you stole it from Meth
god is punishing you for it.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I only stole the source ,
the idea, the techniques and the inspiration.
The head is at a different angle
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Oh, hey, cool!
And sorry you lost it. Would you like it as an xcf or a psd? My one, I mean.

Edit: now I think about it, that prolly wouldn't help...

Edit 2: Gimp 2.6 is very crashy - it took a few galling losses before I learned to save stuff regularly.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:17, archived)
# ahh well I will make more things
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Because you're worth shit
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# :/
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHHHHAHHHH
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# warm and refreshing
out of EVERY HOLE
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:13, archived)
# HARD PISS.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 6:06, archived)
# PROPERTY SHARK SIGHTED
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Well shit!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# HIDE DOO-DOO
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I am gushing with excitement and anticipation
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# actually
...i raged
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I'LL BRING THE METH, YOU BRING THE BUTTPROSTITUTES
 
PIZZA WE CAN ORDER IN
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I want a party to launch POOP
gushing is optional
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:02, archived)
# can you believe microsoft put the launch of windows 7 in our hands?
I MEAN, ARE THEY NUTS OR WHAT??!!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:14, archived)
# these guys will be appearing at mine
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:23, archived)
# You did catch this reply to that? Was late so you might not have.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:27, archived)
# arf! no, i did not catch that. I think I went to sleep right after posting the goose.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)
# remember, how the party flows is TOTALLY UP TO YOU
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:28, archived)
# These people are fucking creepy. I bet they're hosting a windows 7 swingers launch party.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:43, archived)
# have some here MANONAISE for your all round beauty regimen

with population paste ! !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Oil of Olay?
No, SEMEN
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:03, archived)
[challenge entry] about bloody time


Click for bigger (167 kb)



this is for 'Mistletoe and Wine' and 'The Millenium Prayer'
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Was Cliff Richard in the bible?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# probably, he's that old
but it'll be under his real name, Harrystophelise
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Needs more nails, thorns, and whipping.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Im working on the hippophant
edit : but its frozen when i tried to move the tag this has frozen my shop :(
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Cliff froze your photoshop?
shit mate, sorry to hear that!
that sucks the big one

burn cliff!!!!!!!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:58, archived)
# it's so funny
we don't talk anymore
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] This one didn't end up exactly like I planned
but it still works...


maybe even better!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I don't want a pickle
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# just wanna ride my motorsickle.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# and i don't want to tickle
'cause i'd rather ride on my motorsickle
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# and i don't want to die
i just want to ride on my motorcy

cle

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:53, archived)
# new version:
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha.. he's still singing that damn song
i like the one where he explains the significance of the pickle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g266Uwp6ZnI

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Is that like a Combine Harvester?
Not that she isn't a lovely bit of stuff and all.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I don't know what's going on,
but I like it.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Liberty, Justice
and CHAOS!

KALLISTI!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Breaking news...
Photobucket
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I like people who can look on the bright side.

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# The presenter is delighted
as is the mother.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# The rapist was a bit disappointed,
It was dark though.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Old people are like that.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhahhhhahh fuck
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
brilliant
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# badum tish
that'll learn 'em
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# The old ones are the old ones.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Bernard Manning
1975. page 42.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# saw inspired art
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Nice!
...in an aargh sort of way.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# i like these
but being a saw fan i can't help but to say that's bollox :p
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:17, archived)
# sorry.. i just discovered liquify.


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ah gotta love little and large.
Large representing there ;)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)
# you can love them all you like
just as long as i don't have to.
not putting your pic down, just saying i think little and large are shite.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)
# you're not wrong mate
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Liquify is the reason why Adobe Photoshop was made

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
# 3rd degree burns from over 100km away.
ffs
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# And motion blur!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# ^ this
and the toats overlay tool
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Careful with that, knucklehead!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# out the door, line on the left, one cross each
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# they've got lumps of it round the back
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)
# We found this spoon sir.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# we've got lumps of it round the back
EDIT: pissage
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *something about me getting there first*
at least i'm not the only one that thought of it
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# now, write it down 100 times
and if it's not done by sunrise, i'll cut your balls off.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Did you mean...
SPANG!?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ahahah
ahahaha CLICK , thats fantastic
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Nyuck nyuck nyuck!
Oh, a wise guy, huh?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
 
fuck yes
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# :D
ok click for you
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Ouch.
Ouch ouch ouch.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# i am now suffering a crippling punache
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# lets *puts on shades*
nail this guy....

Nicely done! H rules
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# oh v good
titter
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Oh, flangecups! That hurt.

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Lacks removal/replacement/removal/replacement [repeat untill end of show]
of sun glasses.
4/10
But really: 10/10
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)
# What's with the yeeaaah?
I've not actually watched the show. Does he shout about his own jokes?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)
# It's how the theme starts
(Usually after he makes a "witty" comment whilst putting on his shades)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# so the last frame is
really the first frame of the opening/closing credits?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who is the theme tune to one version of this show.
Which, as I'm sure you're aware, starts with a big 'yeeeeeeeaaaah!'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRG2530rwI&feature=related

They use "Baba O'Reilly" for one version of the show, and another Who song for a different version. There are so many versions of this show it's difficult to keep track, but they all seem to use a Who song as their opening theme.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the CSI-SVU crossover, "Fiddle About" would be perfect
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Genuinely laughed outloud

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# it's kind of a meme
 
but spare yourself the indignity and do not watch it ever, Caruso cannot act for toffee
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I've seen the meme on 4chan but never understood the yeeeeaaaah part.
Now I do!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Whaaat??
Here, educate (punish) yourself with some of David Caruso's hilarious (hideous) one-liners:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

See if you can make it through the whole seven minutes...
*puts sunglasses on*
...without killing yourself.
*YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!* ;)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
# hilarious. reminds me of the agent in the matrix.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I made it! I made it!
But now I have to puke.

I can't believe I had to wait 6:25 to see the lovely Miss Proctor!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)

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