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[challenge entry] It being International Blasphemy Day today...


As a deity-curious atheist I am prepared to burn in your notional Hell if I am wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Wouldn't
SuperJew would be better?
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# surly
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# heeeheee......
yeah that is funny like comic book....
(fred0003 boomy774, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Have a pea from last night
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# :D ha ha...
...i'd love to see this show!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)
# oh hai lady!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# who is barry
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You don't know who Barry is??
Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# i have heard the term many a time
and cunt him in the fuck and stuff like that but i have never seen barry no
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# That's ok
I didn't know either. Until Prod's link below.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Fuck. There was a comedy stand-up thing done by kids as well which is relevant, but I can't find it for the life of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Now I am angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Tell it to someone who cares, Barry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGlWhJUBrwI
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I once had sex with him!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# he's a barnacle
www.b3ta.com/board/6027577
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
*CHOMP*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Excellent
Would make a great Dentists poster!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger dentist
or something. Fuck it, I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Meep meep...


edit: CFB
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You missed a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# that's a bit low poly, is it for a game?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# no..
I'm just new to 3D modeling, the small pgn doesn't do it justice either, that's actually a screen grab of the sub-d too - I'll add a CFB
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# arf!
it's an old beta saying when someone posts something like this..
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/low+poly/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ahh I see
nice to see the dictionary working again
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Dirty mac user
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ^this^
^this again^
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Almost ready to go
It just need wheels and a seat. Steering wheel is optional.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I fear the opaque windows might cause problems
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# That's the worst boat in the world
and it's upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Sup, Sam Johnson.
My name is also Sam. I like this picture of a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# It's clearly a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I can't see a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It's in the drivers seat...
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# You're looking at it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *posts picture of his dog*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I can't see a dog.
Why am I not looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha, I used to love them.
they're so stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# and angry.
I liked the one where they raped and maimed a Nigerian Sales Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# :-(
I preferred the one when they weared shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# But where's the subtle social commentary?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# DOGS ARENT SUPPOSED TO WEAR SHOES
They're so stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I like this picture because I can clearly see a cat and a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# stop looking at a picture of my dog
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Dashboard Confessional?
Are you a woman, Monkd?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# DON'T JUDGE ME
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Judgement has already been passed, sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I think if you'd have focussed on what I have drawn
rather than the music choice, your original
judgement was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Logic wont work with me, bro.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *man-punches*
ARRUUUU!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Why thank you
yes this is my pet - her name is Charlie
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Sam. I'm Sam and I have a kitten called Charlie. Are you following me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# :O
no...
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Gordon 'wows' the gathered...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# haha
'one ball Brown'

Edit: Actually this is a very aesthically pleasing image. Possible film poster material. Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Needs an inspirational slogan
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein auge!
(Or ein Hoden)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# 'The man who couldn't sell the World'
Oh! Inspirational...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That's rather nice
Despite containing a Gordon Brown-shirt

ed:
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Shopped images only ;)
Nice double salute there Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ooooh Gromit, I just can't decide!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# CHEESUS.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Cheesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# don't be silly
cheeses do not exist
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Next you'll be saying their is no such place as the garden of Edam!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# don't try and "gouda" me into an arguement!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# You're getting close to blasphemy there,
better tread caerphilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# you'll end up in "hellum"
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# or 'helloumi'
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I wanted to join in cheese-related punnage...
...but it looks like all of them Havarti been used.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# even if it means eternal damnation, I'm saying CHEESES.
WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'm saying Cheers!
Edam & Steve, sounds like a lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# edam? EDAM? how dare you... It's a strong cheddar or a Stilton.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# You can't put Christ on a sandwich
Unless it's toasted, then you can sell it on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Fits nicely on a hot CROSS bun though?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_cross_bun#History
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hips or lips?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha...
Cheese of course! Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Ta!
It's now ofically the choice of the champs!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Cheeeeeeeese!
Nearly polished a whole block of Spitfire cheese off on Monday night. Dreamt about killing penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Good choice and dream
Were you Jesus in a Spitfire killing the penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Sadly not :O(
I shall eat more cheese tonight and make this happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# PM
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Shopped only please

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ....
strange how he looks more appealing as a leader like this.
(sirhiss, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# zomg
also (ahahaha):
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# survived abortions?
left to die after its born?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# i know
its from this cunt of a website:
www.cwfa.org
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# "See his sour plans for yourself at lemonparty.org"

(don't)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Thats just....
Someone pass the mindbleach please
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Lorks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahahah!!!!!
(fred0003 boomy774, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Last king of Scotland ?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# King Ken ye ken?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Idi amin?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Jings!
*salutes King Tartan-Haggis I of Scotland*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha... awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Lovely stuff sir!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Floaty and tartan :)

P.S:

Is this a good day for this Google headline?..
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8280864.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# oofph! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Oh Hai There!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I'm sure this has been done...


just fancied a fiddle with photoshop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Ootiniiiiiii!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Jawa juice?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# nicely done!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# uttini!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# It matters not, :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# wow!!!
that's frucking genius!!!

I thought I shoudl try them real size, but then I thought "no, I've my whole life to pack up in boxes, ready to move cities tomorrow. Best do that instead"

that's class Ninj! high five
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# High five sir!
And thank you, good luck in the city! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# for one who has seen too much...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# thats
ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# nice rustification :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# why is it always A Vagabond in your pictures?
j/k :P this is cool
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# i liked his style very much
i suppose he influenced me as well as

www.wendyfarrow.com

take a look at her stuff if you get a chance
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# thats ace
nicely textured piccies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# It all looks a bit like it's trying to be Dave McKean to me
Dave McKean's great, but he's been doing it better than pretty much everyone else for twenty years.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Get to Derby, slacker

No excuses!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# i wish i could go
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Apparently my picture will forever be unsigned
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# one day
i will ahve money - i know this - but i cant feel it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# That would require me not working every day under the sun and moon.
I'm hitting a major deadline at work and did 26 hours overtime last week. 'Shame I'm in the games industry where no-one actually gets paid overtime, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# BAH. Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# No that's no good to my eyes.
GENERIC PHOTOSHOPPED LANDSCAPE. APPLY TEXTURE/BRUSHES. COLOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# thats about the limit of my talents unfortunately!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I'd like to use a lot of her work to paint
portraits on top of.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
Like so.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Aw!
He's so sad!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Overlay FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# :D
hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# oooh, I do like that! Very post-apocalyptic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# That is simply smashing sir!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i've been quiet for a while
sorry...

have an odd painting...

Lips painting
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# LIPS! OH FLOATY LIPS
CADBURY'S MAKE THEM AND THEY COVER THEM IN CHOCOLATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# cadburys
can cover me in chocolate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# That's a LOT of licking to be done there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# then start man
damn it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *sidles over*
*discreetly sets up camera*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *"Life is sweet" flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# It all starts off as harmless fun
until someone gets carried away and bites a bit too deep.

I always found that 'chocolate man' (deodorant?) ad disturbing for this reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# i dont think i've seen that advert!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Found it
Still disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hahahha
that is freaky - goes of to buy some temptation :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# eww that's horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
eww that's horrible dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# The "snapping off the nose" part made me close the window :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# *waggles wavey hand*
Ello matey.

Got all your preparations done for you ickle bash? :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Your croissant is stale
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Nicely :D
I have a painting I want to put up here, but I can't be arsed to take a picture of it. Can everyone please imagine how good it is for me? K thx by x x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# THEY...SHOULD HAVE SENT A POET
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# wow
that is fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# good, but it needs lenseflare
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# FTW!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# dude
thats bloody lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!
Please link
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ooh, very WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# thank you sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# lippy lippy lip lips lippy lippy lips
lip lip lippy lippy lip lip lips!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# side mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahahaa
i see it in a whole new light now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Burger!
Not a photoshop or anything, but I made-ded this here burger one rainy saturday when I had but a crumpled fiver and some coins to my name. I wanted to see how much burger I could make for about the price of a McDonalds. It turns out you can make quite a bit! Yay!



Click for bigger (66 kb)

Ingredients (more or less): 1kilo of mince, 1 red onion, flower, yeast, 3 tomatoes, a lettuce, a load of cheddar.

Moar
Even moar
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Crikey that's a big 'un!
Did you eat it all?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Aye
....over the space of 3 days!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Now that's a man burger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Your face is not a burger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# fuck me
you are Mark Speight AICMFP - oh you spent it


/edit - hahaha that ----V
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# gene spliced with Charlie Brooker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# and the man from erasure
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# roffles
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# IT WAS STILL A CHEVRON UNTIL YOUR MONSTROSITY OF A POST.
I'm sorry. I feel really bad about that. I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# nah
you came in too early here: b3ta.com/board/9717817

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# My whole day is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# My oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Boo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Boo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# How's it going Mr. the Hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Braw! ta!
/belated reply

How's you? All excitipated about the SatBash?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Betty Boo's doin' the do
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# What a wonderful day.
(Poison-System-X, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# now normally I'd post something like "why am I looking at your burger?" but honest to god, I'm amazed...!
just over £5 for all that? UTTERLY MENTAL, and quite WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Cheers!
The bread had to be home-made, but meat + cheese was the most expensive bits; the rest is cheap as chips! I had never cooked burgers that big before; they look like meaty pancakes when you do them; and in a kilo you get 3 big meaty pancakes. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Shopped only please


EDIT: Oh hang on... that face has been shopped - Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# When's your heart bypass surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Thats a nasty tumor growing from his cheek there
NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I cannot see the flower in this pic.
Are you the flower? Please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# TJ: Spain's Goth First Daughters
Anybody seen this original? Anyone fancy having a go at beating these photoshopping attempts?

I'd have a crack myself, but my shopping skills are seriously lacking, hence the cooking theme.
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# That's not too bad. Have you seen Nicholas Cage's son?
ego.globo.com/Gente/foto/0,,15792751-EXH,00.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# They really need to stand up straight
That bad posture makes them look silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I like the idea of this.
What did you use for your special sauce, as if I need ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Meh
You're just teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Ha!
That last picture is fantastic - Good job Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# noym noym!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I am impresessed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# wobbly dog says hai!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Together we´ll break theeese chains of loooove
Don´t give up, don´t give up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] "Play it again Lord, play it again.."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'll 'ave 'is chips then...
/username source blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Steven Fry is God..he's more like Jesus :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# What is he doing/going to do to that poor woman?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Show her the light...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hehe
Manny-Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *Joins the Church of Bailey*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Saw him in brizzol a few weeks back, farking hilarious it was too
apart from some Nazi theater woman pretty much snatching my camera out of my hands for trying to take a photo
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# his dad was my GP when i was a kid
if i ever bumped into him, it wouldn't have been a memorable experience :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# If you're feeling tired, add a drop of lavender to milk
ace work sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Thanks Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# :D
This is great!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Someone is rather on fire! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hawhawhawhaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahahhahahaha! Now THAT would be a scary movie!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# You cannot breathe underwater, Joromy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# They had to send out the RNLI lifeboat 3 times, I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Haws carrots? Yummy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haw haw haw!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# YYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
I fucking love Jeremy!

not in a stick-it-in-a-horse type way though
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# He Haws !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# wow
the popular page loves you

good work sir
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Got stuck behind one of these earlier...

soz for using imgshack, me hosting's blocked in the office...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
but the eyes are too eye
Round my way, they generally poke out just above the steering wheel, which is why they never see you when you're at the zebra crossing by Sainsbury's and nearly get run over every saturday and sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# burkas on a zebra crossing? Now you see them, now you don't. Now you see them now you don't...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahahah! *burns embassy and test centre*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha what a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I need a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hehe the silly cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
he never learns that Jeremy.

equine swine!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I've just realised Jeremy is a metaphor for all of the kids in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hehehehe
stupid cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Be nicer, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# what a delightfully stupid cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# MARGINALLY BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Margarinely butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Arf! Love it as always sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Finally some more Jeremy action
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# More! More!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
How annoying!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahah!
*raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *raspberries back*

Jan 2008, they were... wow, I've spent too long on b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I can't help thinking Jeremy is the victim here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# This is an acceptable level of nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It's nice to maintain an acceptable level of nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
his misadventures seem limitless
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *wipes tears*
T.O.P
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!!
*Click* Love these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ah, Jeremy.
He's such an annoying horse. With many more adventures to come I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahahah!
if it's Jeremy, it gets a *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha! That horse is well fucking stupid

*Cleeeeeek*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# These
are excellent, have a *click*
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# i love theses
(jonjonjon, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I woke up with this on my desktop

thank you past self!
(senthos, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Nice shoppage
and nice optimisation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ahahah
*understands*

edit: ooo yeh fielseiz fail
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Magnum Dawkins
mcdawkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I woke up with yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# they tuk ur maw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# jerbs!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# gud bles ya
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Where's harry?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# in ths moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
#
(senthos, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
#
(senthos, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Your desk must be fucking huge then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# indeed it is.
*wink wink*
(senthos, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Nice job
but past self needs to learn to optimize.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Nicely done on the optimisation
Thanks :)

Also- Pfft! your past self is a a bit of a nutter, OI, THAT BLOKE'S A NUTTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I dun dis - Will Obama
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :|
(senthos, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] God knows what tariff he's on..


Prob been done better :)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# rotflmao
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hehehe
and I bet Eve isn't allowed to have an Apple iPhone either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# teheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# yay it's wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# damn
I'm still wearing my Monday pants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# No probs,
I have been forewarned that nearly all the good people in this province are mostly dexterous thieves.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *is fearful of disjointed response*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm pretty sure there are more than just tigers, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# They take the tail, they wind it up like that -
they tweak it's central nervous system and it goes like a bloody rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# may I nibble a bit on it?
since its all crunchy and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# tey are pretty 'oiled' by now actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Harrison Ramsay
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Now there's a predatory paedophile if ever I saw one
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He requires a stairwell nonce-bashing and needs to end up quadra-spazzed on a life glug.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Now
he's just a roboplegic wrong-cock
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Marinade Runner
Replicunt

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Kill it with raspberries!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Blimey, that's a fantastic bit of shopping.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Thank you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# see nice face photoshop
this is funny face i like it!!!
(fred0003 boomy774, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Good Morning Mortals
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Alright, Clive!
Is anyone here clued up to Medieval Organum and chant?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# verily...nae
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# forsooth
nay, nay and thrice nay.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# something about dominae is requiem *thud*
nope here, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# seen an advert lastnight for a comedy/drama about Sir Clive Sinclair
Alexander Armstrong plays sir clive :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I saw that too
looks like good fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# THOR!
'allo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# RRRRARRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# maybe too easy

but had to get that out of my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# cure cuntea kilt cubeard?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Cure(?) Ozzy tea kilt someone someone
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# CAT STEVENS IS A MASSIVE WANKER
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# close, true, but not right
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Ha
I thought it was a bearded Keanu Reeves
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# yet he speaks very highly of you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# tell him him to come down
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# heheheh
very good, unlike the band
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ooooh, I didn't remeber it having been a band too up until now
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# i got it! :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# cureozzytea kilt cure jesus?
Surely it should be 'curiosity killed the cat'? Thats what fonts be invented for, bwoah
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Cure ozzy tea kilt cure cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# nice one
better out than in as they say :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *parp*
you're not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Is it the St. Winifred's School Choir with 'There's no one quite like Grandma'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Is it Black Lace with 'Superman!'?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I was torn between that and Amazing Grace by The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards
/morning Dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Misfit!
(Misfit)
Freak out on the street
I can see sorrow in your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# crazy sheep you are the odd one out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# \o/
they don't write em like that anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# morning
are we having another 80s lyrics fest?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Curiousity killed the Cat Stevens
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I would hope so
but Yussuf Islam did
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# HEH! Pretty cool, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# is it
cure ozzy tea kilt the cat?
this makes no sence
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Cheeky Girls again?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Curiousity...
...killed Islam?
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)

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