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# He may go on a bit but he had a lovely time doing it really.


Yes I know there's a HappyToast appreciation thread just a couple below but sod it the guy's a legend and deserves two threads of gratitude.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# much as I appreciate it, please don't
fuss leads to backlash, backlash leads to the "cunt" gaz's :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# For real?
Jesus... Bunch of savages in this town...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I'm not even suppossed to be here today
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# \o/
I'm now going to blow any kind of credibility I have round here and say that I actually enjoyed Clerks 2.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I like it too, my fav part is where Jay does his Buffalo Bill impression.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# The dance sequence...
even if it nicks a gag from Black Books
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Rosario Dawson FTW!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Clerks 2
I thought it was good, but probably more due to the fact I thought it would be dreadful, and it wasn't.

Zach and Miri was also surpringly enjoyable
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Cunt
:)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Fear leads to hate
hate leads to suffering

suffering leads to Jedward.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# that's one happy toast
although he looks a bit mnnnnng ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# quite accurate then :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# whats with all the pandering?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Turns out HT is a rather buxom lady.
*rubs thighs*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Ginge!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
She has no bellybutton


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Adam and Eve (er, and steve) proven in one crudely drawn image!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hang on, so we're all descended from
so we're all descended froma blue and a ginger or a green and a ginger . . . Coo!


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# the beautiful melding of science and religion and all before my third cup of tea today
Woohoo!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# it's why celtic hate rangers and vice versa
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Red.
Growr!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# you knows it
fella, while you're here, did you catch this..... fucking aweseom piece of music and visualyness www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga0ohgZFVqc
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Safe as fuck!
Edit: Ooh.
Typhoid Mary vs Darwin on banjo.

Now that is mighty fine.
Yessiree.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Erotica!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I don't think eveyone was as interested...

Sorry HT :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Disturbingly brown winkle on the new arrival.
*click*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# :)
needs less pupil though ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Cor!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Even droids have faith...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Lovely stuff, Ninj.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The sermon on the mount



Morning all.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# FUCKING ULYSSES 31
I LOVED THAT SHOW
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# uselessknees!
:D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# For Happy Toast



(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# he looks a bit crabby
: D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# that's a very sideways view of things
any more of that and I shell ignore you


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!
Yay!


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooh, hold on, I'll take a photo of my zoidberg...................
or I could just post a link to it.... collect3d.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KR_Dr_Zoidberg.jpg its even better in the flesh/plastic
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Wahey
I have some star wars ones of those, they're made from 100% recycled awesome according to the box.
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/mugofawesomeness.jpg
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :)
thank you muchly, that's some mightily impressive crab training sir
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# All arachnids bend to my will eventually
C]:0D


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
#
crustacean
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# All arachnids bend to my crustacean eventually


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# gesundheit
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ahahahah!!!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] All versions are true
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like this alot!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha! Top hummus that man!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I saw some fireworks yesterday
They were all like "whoooosh.... POP"
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I keep seeing firework "displays" that neighbours in the area put on...
I can't believe the crap quality of fireworks these days...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I saw like 25minutes of constant fireworks, to music, they were pretty good
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# The Vale?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# The one's I went to last night
started with 'Baba o' Rieley' which was pretty cool.

But they only went on for about 15 minutes
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Now, just lie very still, Julius....
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Poor 'ol Charles
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# according to wiki
he was nicknamed 'No Neck'.

While this may be an accurate description, I've never heard that before
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# You have never been to the Rocky Horror Show
aicmfp
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# That man's got no neck!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Bonus points for Charlie Gray!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# fuck me, Spotify is one big Robbie Williams advert today
p.s. lovely lols Virulent
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning all!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# One flat U boat comming up (or not)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:30, archived)
# just a jet to the left
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# And then
A step to the right?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
#



(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# make this from soft silicone rubber
and place it in a lady's undercrackers.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# oooh... can I stick that on the back of my chair?
*soothes*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# why does this make me want to lick it?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# cos you're a bit odd?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
# maybe its a subversive way of making you clean the dried spunk off your screen
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# lovely tiling, last nights one even more so
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Good work on the quilt sir. Makes me wish I'd put a bit more work into thinking up somethign imaginative....
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# we'll give you 4 months to do it next time ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Meeeeyow ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# 'allo Toasty!
I'm just making summat for you


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Dave!
hello lovely, how's you?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Braw! ta
I haven't left . . .


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)
# the walls would collapse if you did
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# This makes my brain do a funny...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# yeah
i love this kind of shit
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Russian linesmen - jolly accurate chaps
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:55, archived)
# See also: Old Trafford 4th january 2005
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:56, archived)
# that was never over the line
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:58, archived)
# *rages*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:10, archived)
# clearly not a goal.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:10, archived)
# the ball has to cross the line for it to be a goal
this clearly never passed even the penalty spot.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I'd say marginal
and no I am not a Man U fan
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha!
ningles /board
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for compo

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:54, archived)
# That is fucking ace....
but peas in a new thread (compo or not) will get you a bum raping
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I can take it...
...anyway it's my birthday and I repost if I want to!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Birthday bumrape!
Yay!

Also picture is fab so you can stick whatever you want up your arse, birthday boy.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Happy birthday :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:20, archived)
# !!!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# "bumrapes"

cfb

also, nicely and happy birthday
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# *insta-click*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# excellent use of the "bomber" TIE variant.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Shouldn't that be an X-wing
what with the rebel alliance being terrorists?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Yep yep yep
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Those aliens are the best characters.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Yip Yip Yip Yip
Ah-hu!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Yuuuuuurp
yup yup yup yuuuuuuuuuurp yup yup.

M'na m'na, doo doo doo doo-doo.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Yup yup?
I delight in their quizzical look when the jaw is closed.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahhaha... I loved those guys
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:42, archived)
# briiing briiing! :D
love those guys
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The first televisual broadcast
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:33, archived)
# :D
This is the Light Programme. To me, to you.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "Wisdom of the Ancients" my arse.

Click to embiggen.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 6:38, archived)
# hahah this is great
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Yes, yes
and thrice yes
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# splendiferous
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# but that would only have 3 sides
and a pyramid has 4...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# that's what
they want you to think!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# That'll be one of those impossible illusions!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# shush, you.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# aha
Well that just proves it's a fake pyramid! ...erm....
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# a pyramid has 5 sides.
...
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Clevar!!!!
*clickety click*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# well done.
clever.
original.

I envy you, have a click.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# brilliant and a very worthy FP
well done!
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Truly brilliant post
Don't often see one like this. w/d.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# haha!
I - like - this.
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Genius!
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Excellent, B O'B!
Way to think outside the pyramid.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 6:28, archived)
# hi im wEEDcAR (tm)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 6:38, archived)
# Woo...!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] No Comment...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:33, archived)
# IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:37, archived)
# WAR IS PEAS
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Cutting satire - right on today's political pulse.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:38, archived)
#
Well, we are talkin history here. That pic'll live forever.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:50, archived)
# LOIL!
[sic]
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Ello'
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Ello!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 5:16, archived)
# i dont care what anyone says
george bush is still the president to me
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 6:12, archived)
# Billy Barty is still the president for me.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 6:48, archived)
# but he's so short!!!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:13, archived)
# All this "downsizing" is getting out of hand.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Why does he
seem to have a helmet on?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:10, archived)
# get a blog
then fuck off
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
#



(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
Nodules
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:51, archived)
# OH YEAH! THAT'S THE STUFF!
Crisp work, woo yay and houpla.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)
# i'm going to be stuck on a plane for hours tomorrow
I wonder if there's a way to wire this GIF into my optic nerve so I dont get too bored.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Ohhhh! Ahhhhhh!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Whoa...
trippy.

Took me a second to realise it was actually moving and not just a really awesome optical illusion thingummy that simply gives the impression of movement by being awesome.
Then I pressed Esc.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:24, archived)
# SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE
 
this is great
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Now if you could make a bed that does this
I'd be in.


Or some pants. Either way really.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Very nice work Felix
Had me in a trance for 20 minutes before the phone rang.. o_0
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Library LOLs
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:29, archived)
# ahhahhhah.
as a librarian I did smile at that


 
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Hurrah for books
and the stern ladies who care for them. Is there such a thing as a librarian fetish?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Careful now
don't make him get the bunny suit
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:49, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:52, archived)
# well, yes.
 
ALSO: FETISH LIBRARIAN
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Well done
I haven't read that yet. It sounded similar to Naked Lunch which I love.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:50, archived)
# no mugwumps though
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# i read that
immortal killer light bulbs ftw
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# It's a big red button and it glows
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)
# *pushes the button*
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:08, archived)
# I was going to push it,
but it told me to, so i didn't, just to be, you know, anarchic
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:16, archived)
# this is ace !
:)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Buttons are made to be pressed.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:13, archived)
# DANCE MAGIC DANCE
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:16, archived)
# That dog worked out so well I just had to make it DANCE!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:22, archived)
# DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S LISTENING
 

 
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:32, archived)
# ah yes.
...love like you need the money
(I forget the rest of it)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:34, archived)
# DANCES WITH CORPSES.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# DANCE LIKE YOU'RE FIFTY FEET TALL!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:46, archived)
# can he resist pushing the shiny candy-like button
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)

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