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[challenge entry] Rising Dampf
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Ya Frauline Jonessssssss!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Nicely as always :)
What's with the single glove?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ze Golf!!
PS Happy smashin b3taday sir!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Of course ;)
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# nice Rossitler
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahah...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Well he's obviously looking at something he likes!
I wonder if a compo putting all sorts of TV and Movie scenes/posters into a '20s to '50s setting might work? Speed on a penny farthing and all that?
Or did we do something like that already?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Sounds good to me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Remembering the real heroes of World War 2
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Indeed, ferrets, weasels and stoaty groundcrew all helped in that long summer of 1940.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Our, brave, brave furry critters
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# What's that you say? "Please whore out that one you repost at every available opportunity"? Oh OK then:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Haha.
I like the idea that stoats are really dapper-weasels :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Think about it.
"A weasel?! Dear gods NO - I DO beg your pardon, Sir! I am a stoat!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Of course
Weasels are weasely recognised, whereas stoats are stoatally different
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# haha god speed little guy :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ... Hmmm, I knew there was something dodgy about him.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# i know its a repost
but its for the history challenge
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hide now.
This is going to ruin some people's days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Well, I've never seen it before & it's lovely.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Cheerily sinister
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice to see this again. To see this again, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Das botty
Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# WOO!
those japanese toilets are the shit, i've thought of importing one with all mod cons.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# good job!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# verging on hate crime?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like my coffee to be tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# This, this,
a thousand times, this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# i like to keep my coffee locked in the basement.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Fritzl Blend?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Haaaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# damn you!
*deletes coffee strip number four*
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Pffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!
*coffee everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# oh yes!
more! get it all over!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
*wipes away laughter tears*

brilliant.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Excellent!
A truly disturbing narrative
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
So wrong, yet so right....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# This is one of the best things ever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
ha!

I declare this the winner!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
whythankyou. think this is the first 'woo' image i have recieved! :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Bastard!
That made me have to stifle an officelol and I did a really loud fart as a consequence.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# You did a bumgiggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I like my coffee like I like my women
Milky.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Heh heh
Perfectly acceptaable ..... Pinning it on the door of a women's refuge would be a hate crime.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# pfff!
i am convinced the house opposite our old flat dahn in essexxx was some form of refuge, or safe house. it was bloody massive, always had all the lights on, and stuff going on indoors, but rarely saw people coming and going as per normal.

we had a parcel dropped off there for us once, and the woman who had it only opened the door enough to all but drop it out, and shut and bolted the door a nanosecond after.



(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I bet they are IT Project Managers
having a meeting, and in that meeting they will arrange the next meeting before going off for another meeting
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# you mean
they do fuck all real work?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Work is such an "in the box term", they are blue sky thinkers
the sort of blue sky thinkers who have sacked all the IT contractors in an attempt to save money
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# as someone who attends lots of that sort of meeting
i'd be even more fucked off if one of the little smugs openly read the paper during the meeting....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ah...but it shows that he is on the cutting edge of technology
even though an actual techie would probably already know any of the general info a paper has to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
#
blue sky thinkers useless cunts
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# had one in the office the other day
looking for advice on his new product.

all the litterature he sent out alongside it (instrction sheets and the like), and all the labels on the product - of whcih there were many - all written in comic sans. i nearly fucking choked.*
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Thing is though
whenever people are laid off (like a certain major provider of financial services laying off it's IT contractors), they always say "Blame the accountants".

It wasnt me! It was the fucking management!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Best response to "I like my coffee like I like my women":
"All over you?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Frothy?....................................no way!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
proper office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
#
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Pffft!
This is so crazy that it might just work
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
# life's so fantastic
unless you're a spastic, under the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# "There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans...under the sea"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# "That's your solution to everything - move under the sea. It's not gonna happen!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Never a borrower nor a lender be..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# stop talking in to that lobster batman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# if you have a better way of contacting aquaman i'd like to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Shrimps
they're faster and more reliable

especially in windy conditions
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# fuck me the gangs all here!
now, where's Chorizo and Ironman?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# hehehe
WOO!

i'm still in my pyjamas.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# So am I, the office aren't happy and say I should go home and change
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# i think the spunk and shit stains probably don't help your case.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# you're nasty people
I'm unshaven

I've run out of shaving foam - which is actually a poor excuse as I hardly shave more than once a week anyway

was talking to Ironman via Gaz last week when he was lurking

and saw Chorizo on MSN and FB t'other night

she's got a new job and has gone back to Brizzol
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hazzar!
good for them.

i am all showered and dressed and ready to face the world. have to go and do some networking shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Sea-Mail
natch
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# The entire back catalogue is still gathering dust on my hard drive..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# ahh, the happy days of the caption competition, pre-b3ta I believe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# "The Time Machine" image was the first caption competition & it's dated 2000.
Many, many moons ago..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# is she sucking his chestknob?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# The dark continent keeps many secrets..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Oh god yes
There's nothing more annoying than when you lend something to a friend only to find they have lent it to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# And Superman's not really the kind of guy who loses arguments..
.. back to Argos, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha...
Top hummus! Click! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Blessings on the House of Ninj..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha! What?
Good TOAP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# and tell Green Lantern he can just make a magic ring mower in future
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Testify, brother!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# maybe he's
lost the "will" to do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Super!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lois been putting kryptonite on his Rice Krispies, again?

Pff.
She's a one..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Not exactly sure why this is so funny
but it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Good old fashioned ways to enjoy yourself.


Mornin' all..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Pfft!
You just can't get decent artist's models anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Fucking chavs.
I suggested a violent cull of the lower orders the other day - of everyone below £15pa.

It didn't go down very well with the whiny, worthy, self-righteous brigade, but it was easy to tell that they knew deep down that I'm right.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Streets scattered with blood stained scraps from Burberry caps.


..ooh that sounds rather nice actually.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:20, archived)
# You write songs for Hard Fi
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:21, archived)
# AICMFP?
You're claiming money too then?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Not so much claiming
As taking.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# lol 2003
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I look forward to seeing you filling their post at the factory
You can't cull people who are earning, the lost taxes and required labour to keep all the self righteous people in their warm, well stocked, comfy houses would be a disaster.

Maybe cull the stupidly rich and elite instead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)
# bloody Golgafrinchans
i say the ease with which society is dealing out backhanded slaps to anyone who is seen to be a 'chav' (in this case, low earners, in which a huge category of people are swept), is another symptom of rising right wing sentiment amongst not just the disenfranchised working classs, but indeed amongst for comfortable middle classes.

it'll all end in tears, :(

edit: though for what it is worth, the factory workers at my last job earned more than the design office staff, and indeed most office workers short of the execs.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
# usually because they put in ridiculous hours
I know back when I was a young'un temping at factories through long night shifts was an easy way to get rich quick (comparatively).
But the normal pay was still shit and the jobs never lasted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# it varies i suppose.
the chaps working int he factory at Maclaren are clearly highly trained individuals with massive skills, and are doubtlessly paid accordingly. depends on what the factory is!

ours made cardboard boxes. :)

you're bob on though - the path to higher earnings was the night shift+ overtime. 100% on top of basic pay night bonus, plus double time on top for overtime.

some of the team leaders were higher rate tax payers.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha good luck with that.
I'll have my man shoot you the moment you step near the garden wall.

Hahahahaha

Have a Guardian media section and a cappucino with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# that's a lot of lost tax revenue
shouldn't it just be those long term unemployed that are actually draining the country through the benifits system.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I like to think I'm an equal opportunities, pretty well indiscriminate type of psychopath.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# A Vagabond is an equal opportunities employer.
travellers need not apply.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Not so much an employer as a press ganger.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# i'll say me goodbyes now then.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
# If you're earning less than £15 pa I'm surprised you survived this long
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Better & better..
.. lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:01, archived)
# That's
A BIG BIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:12, archived)
# I was going to say something about pointing out the obvious
until I remembered that my last response to a new thread was just the word "Furniture".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Nicely
curtailed.


:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Mu!
How's your dinosaur epic? Have I missed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:55, archived)
# OSAMa BIN LADEN
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:48, archived)
# BONERS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc88O04XCV8
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:57, archived)
# Top job on the band below
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:54, archived)
# this soser makes from a good song a jesus song.
cancer gay.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Is BB male or female?
And how would one find out?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Lives in a nest.
So, gay or a hen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Straight, male birds don't live in nests?
That's news to me
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Most I've seen usually roost.
The boys, I've seen, seem to like perching
and wedging themselves between things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:29, archived)
# I suppose that means BB is a butch chick
rather than an effeminate cock
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:33, archived)
# /me
has never seen a real live big-bird in the wild.

Other birds that I have seen have varied behaviour.

Carry on as you were.

Oh, and superb job with the reflection.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:52, archived)
# definately gay
Him and snuffleupaguss were far too close
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:33, archived)
# love it :D
(herman:D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I love this new image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:33, archived)
# whats the point in us coming here if the people who run it don't?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:27, archived)
# :)
indeed - i'm stuck at home* with an incredibly painful UTI to deal with, and i want something to do, dammit!

*B3ta blocked at work
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Slow board? Put the wood to use!
Just finished building this.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Furniture!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Or is it...
Could be a base for the cats.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Nice!
Not sure if anyone has posted cabinetry before.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I'm in the process
of chopping up a tree


Want some?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 5:06, archived)
# What kind?
If it is burled, eyed or a fruit wood over 50 years growth, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 5:20, archived)
# A pine of some sort, about 150 yrs old
and some cherry limbs.

I'm probably not too nearby though

Nice work, by the way. (If the pine were useful for anything other than firewood, I'd be using it)

Edit:Nice work was aimed at the OP
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 5:57, archived)
# And
He appears to be a man of many vices. :p
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 6:02, archived)
# What's the weird slatted thing on the left of it in the bottom photo?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I could totally see cats hiding in that.
I just spent the day pouring a retaining wall for my new shop. Three weeks of forming, and over a half mile of 2x4's.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 5:23, archived)
# very nice
and what a lot of clamps you have!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
# other maniacs don't compete
(JoePesky, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Hahaha! This is much better than the lack of replies would indicate
WELL I LIKE IT :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Indeed
seems it was very quiet last night
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:46, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:46, archived)
# DOMINATION PROLONGS!

edit: Added a new naked bunny and pea of the previous squirrel girl to make a set.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
# 'polkas'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)
# polka yer eyes out
as a wise man once said.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Might be more of a mutant-swing beat there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
# If this kind of domination is wrong
then I don't wanna be right!
Great stuff, Mr T :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Is the gay shift deserted these days then?
It used to be a great way to wake up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Very thin patch recently, yes.
It'll pick up. It usually does.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Just spotted this, most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:54, archived)
# *spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# DONT SAY BURNS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ok
incinerations
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# where are you, Smithers?
edit: shall we play 'find the trouser trout?'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
#
BURN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# that's just for burning one's tool
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# ooh, this one works quite nicely
autospack image
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)
# i still struggle to understand these images.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# you have to wear those red and blue glasses
and cross your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)
# i struggles to look at them without going all spacky
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# cor!
I love these
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)
#
autospack image
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
# ARGHH! YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
# fabulous pic
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
# that's ace
EDIT: loved your Flickr stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
# this is fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:58, archived)
# YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:40, archived)
# =)
autospack image
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
# hide hide hide hide hide.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)
# haha!!
EGG ON YOUR HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)
# right
i'm back on the stats board, so i can sleep easy tonight
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:09, archived)
# VP
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:12, archived)
# 3D spack
ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:17, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:25, archived)
# This is tastic!
trippy...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Boo-urns!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)
# 'avoided any' what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
# STD's
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# *mashes*
And the Sickipedia got a mention in the Independent!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# What a self satisfied prat.
I'd bet the jokes or the pattern for the jokes, which ever
they were, have been used for centuries. Grrrrrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# THE ADVENT OF THE INTERNET IS KILLING MY ABILITY TO REHASH ONELINERS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Does anyone else
see the irony in recycling an article (http://www.b3ta.com/links/391295) this one to be precise) complaining about plagiarism?
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love Mash.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)
# hot lips and Klinger
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I do like a bit of BJ ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Oof
Thats abit spangy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)
# yes
at times I feel too cheap to do otherwise :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)
# nero fiddles while gordon burns
in his joy division ovengloves
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Q. What do Niki Lauder and Hot Lips Hoolihan have in common?
A. They've both been fucked by major burns

(this went down big in 1983)
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:26, archived)
# hello again


two in one day, arent you lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I like these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# OOh,
Just dipped back into B3ta to see what's going down, and this is the first thing I see. It's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# \../
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# *looks for a way to star wars it*
*gives up*

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Every time I see one of your pictures, I think that person in the stripey shirt is James May
Whom I love from afar, knowing we will never meet....

/loves me the Captain Slow
//and your pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# That there Big Bird spunk
is gonna mess up her nice red jacket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# That's not big.
What a phoney.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# that's enough foreplay......
GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Head already being hung in shame
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# taramasalata
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# this is emmerdale!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I have two econometrics jokes. One is "THIS IS STATAAAAAA."
The other is "Econometricians use dummies for sex".

If anyone here understands either of these I'd be interested in knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# both of them went over my head sorry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# So far over mine
that I couldn't see the vapour trail
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Have this pea


(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# wow
twice in one day
ok, technically it's 2 days as it's now past midnight, but as any fule kno, a day is really the space between sleeps
still funny, though
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# To be fair
When I reposted this it didn't appear to be there. I even did a search for it.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)
# spooky
So maybe I had the original idea, and only imagined that you'd done it. When in fact you hadn't done it at all until now. Perhaps you stole my idea from my mind with some special brain power, and that's why you "couldn't find it".
Deny it if you dare.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
# No
But when I scrolled back I couldn't see it. I did a search: No result. Then I posted an edit to this about it not actually being a pea... then I removed it when I could see it again (some hours later).

I suspect some internet shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 5:01, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# tehehehe
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Didn't we do this bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Well I missed it
first time round, so thank GOD for REPOSTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:09, archived)
# I'm getting a sense of
Deja Vu!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# :D
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# You really can't beat
a well–timed double–take :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 2:41, archived)
# She'll get there soon...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

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