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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I likes this,
it deserves a reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Party in Princes Street Gardens, bring your own cheese and crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# subtle!
can we go? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] And after a few glasses...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] obligatory Bill Hicks repost
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# treakle!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
a quick and silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Bet JC would avoid the Angel of the North
Too many flashbacks of that pose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# My word, a new challenge...

Also, make your own
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Make one's own? When there's money to be made?

I think not!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Southies!
loking all dapper and ready for the walk...

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Oh yes, yum yum yum...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# how spliffing

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Chazwozzers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# What ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I say!
How splendid, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# YAY! For Sophisticat!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Yay!
Thankee thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: JESUS ON TOUR


According to The News, Jesus may have visited Britain. What did he come to see? Show us what he got up to on our dingy island, or what he might be doing now if he were to suddenly turn up again.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# first
He didn't even send me a postcard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# second!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Hairy chest!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# yes i have!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Me too!
chest buddies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# high fives!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Jeeeeesuuuuus
It's always with the Jesus
Shop the bible: round 12
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# ^this^
in spades...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# predicted progression:
Jesus in britain - jesus - god - pope - bats in hats
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# christ
this challenge is shit
only joking had to get it in there before .......
bob beat me^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I beat you off!
er, no wait: I don't think I did?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Staff Meeting: Jesus or Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Jitler
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# jesus hitler, adolf christ, is this the second coming or the fourth reich....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Christen me Fuehrer Nazarine
Believe in tomorrow but not today
Give me all your possessions

And so on and etcetera.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hitler on a fucking cross
with fucking jaffa fucking cakes
in his fucking bum

so much sweary wordzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# good challenge.
not too obvious, open to skill and humour, and wasnt just a "Rob saw this and it was funny so why dont you make more stuff like it"
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# urgent health warning
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# LOL old joke is old:P
EDIT: There appears to be shite barnicles on it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# thx
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# well someone had to hold it when i was taking the photo

not my photo really
edit:blimey moving smoke and nostril breath threads!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Is that an arm or a sleeve?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Cor that's good!
reminds me of this:
tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/V/van_halen_1984f.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# and this
www.fmft.net/Sistine%20chapel%20Raphaels%20cherubs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
I really hope that's not a postcoital one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# i really don't know what to say to that
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You could ask him how he likes his eggs in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# are you going to keep changing that reply?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Naaa. Just meant I could pea this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# oooooooookay?????
0-o
i like mine with a kiss (by an insane donkey)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# teh sexah kiss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# This might be classified as 'insane'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Like teabagging a rabid lion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# ...err...umm...i'm gonna walk over here....................................... . . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# or fancying Anne Widdicombe
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# feltching a man eating lhama.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Don't ever lose your tetch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I have a little electronic tetch finder.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# aaargh
darn Safari made that image load nice and slow for the first part of that song....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# in a basket!
Oh... I thought...

*sulks* I actually burnt my breakfast at work this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Should burn it at home like the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
lol pot:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Paranoia will destroy ya!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# The eyes are giving something away -.-
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hmm
i though it had gone down a bit after i came back from loading new film
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Tricky little rascal . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# kids are sly these days
already caught him topping up my whiskey with water
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Next thing you know . . . you'll be feeding him . . . dressing him . . . bathing . . . etc . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# fuck that
i just lock him in the basement with the rest of them
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# for RG

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *glees*
Yay for doggybreath!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha
He's meant to try and keep the coke in his nose!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Hmm, canine cocaine...
that would explain the origins of "My dog's got no nose"...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Really?
How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Not very well, its nasal membranes are screwed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# me likey
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# and I like yours
yay for mutual Masturbation clicking!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# *Yuk!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Steamy ` ' `
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# not fun when they do it on your face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# my little dog's breath
smells like asscakes and unwashed vagina. I can't stand her near my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# ewwwwww, my two dogs fart like troopers, and inside their ears smells like pate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Where do I start
1) Have you carried out surveys on the flatuant habits in the military
2) Why have you been smelling your dogs' ears? Is it like when you're a teenager and you're told smoking dried banana peal will get you high?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# nah, im just not the full shilling
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# :D
thank god it's not the other end
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I made a gif with eyes in a dog's nose, but I cannot find it,
so have Phil Collins' head on blossom's body instead:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Cheers, mate!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Smokin' Hornet
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# My word


Click for bigger (234 kb)


They are rather proper...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Silly scoop
Tuppence is not one cent. I'd prefer some nice thrupennies though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# you know I hail from the land of assorted chips and cheeses
I had no idea. I shall pay penance now. WIll two spanners and a crumb catcher do?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# No
but I could used those chappies snuffling bristled snozzes to sweep my floor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# you lazy sod!
Well I couldn't do that, but I maded you something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I dare say . . . very much so !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I used these badgers for a chuckle brothers image once.
They are smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# can't beat tuppeny badgers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Indeed . . . who would ever dare . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# THankee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# *glees*
Strangely that reminds me of Little Angels' cover to Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# So very glad to hear it !
` ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Maybe it's time I got him out of pandabee balls and give him a much needed b3ta return.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# May he breed and populate the entire earth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Actually he only has sex with fish.
He completely hallibut.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# No need to flounder on the shore . . . I suppose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Now now...
there's a time and plaice for that kind of talk.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I am not going to be drawn into a pun off!
Besides. I always win the fish ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I need a smoke to recharge!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Nice to know that you can get a charge out of the smoke !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Heard your story just now
interesting to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Que?
What story?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# your banning
and the subsequent fallout.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# That was many years ago now.
Actually, it was about 4 years ago now.

Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Munchies . . . be gone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Jasper!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# That is what the buzz . . . is all about !
YES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ...quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Oh my yes . . . a very sophisticated member of the extended family !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Oh I say!
There are a surprising amount of sophisticated animals here at b3ta at the moment. I am liking this very muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# The pleasure of pleasing is very pleasant . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It is very pleasing
to be pleased by the pleasure of being pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hear hear

*mumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# There there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Where where?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# cher cher
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# cher cher
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# It's behind you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# yay yay yay yay
lovin'this geezer:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# He is feeling in the so called . . . buzz groove . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Congrats on the altered FP...
...The original far exceeds it though.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# My congrats too!
This one is more likely to go viral though.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ..........yeah...real funny b3ta..........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
\o
   C
/o
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Teddy's first anal bukkake!
woo and 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# anal bukkake?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Yeah it's a new thing. All the cool kids are doing it.
That's not stuffing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# AIDS...
...anal bukkake = AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# lemonaids?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Well, when Life gives you Aids...
...waut a minute...When you squeeze my lemon....no....that's not it.......................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I had the dubious pleasure last week of having to explain bukkake to my husband.
Mr bunny is new to teh interwebz unlike moi and on last week's "The Thick of It" dear sweet Malcolm Tucker declared: "What is this - Bukkake at Bedtime?".

On reflection I shouldn't have fallen off the sofa laughing at this. Then I could have feigned ignorance....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Actually I'm know as Mr Bunny to the internetz:P
One of my many personas:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# The internetz knows me as bunnywuffles
but I wanted a change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# The way his stuffing drips is quite unnerving.
Which, taken out of context, probably sounds a little odd.

Awesome, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Scary bear is scary
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Damn b3tans did this to Teddy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Personally I welcome our new headless zombie teddy overloads...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# HI HI HI!
wassup, butttercup?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Dooin' the groove thang like a mofo!
well had a cup of tea and a bit of a sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# shiiii...
you know my momma didn't raise no turkey, I dug her rap.

Man I miss good tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Did teddy venture over to /talk?
I bet he ventured over to /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# He's not THAT lame!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# it's likely
but he's still got his heart, so chances are no...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I'M BLEEDING OUT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# >Get item, stat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Don't worry
It's quite usual in a growing lass.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Who dare to tear the care bear . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You're all dead! (because I redid this one):
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Riddled . . . full of of whole holes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# "Welcome to hibernation!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Now I feel very welcome to The Hiber Nation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# LOL LOL LOL
...ever so sorry to laugh at his misery:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Teddybears are doomed from the start.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Hello

EDIT: Cheers all!
(FlyingChumpino milk was a bad choice, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hello, yourself.
Very much brilliant.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Very nice.
Ooo do I mention the file size? Nazi or fluff? Decisions decisions... Ignore me it's perfectly OK
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# It's acceptable
"Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Oh yeah *facepalms*
I was having an old-school 200 Kb moment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It's REALLY good
and it's prolly only a lossy down by 10 to be under 250...

So.. HUZZAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# yeh, flame him, go on, go on, f**kin noobs and their file sizes etc.. are you chicken?*
* said from safety of back row
: p
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
awesome

Lose the black fade at the end and you'll save youself more k for further shenanigans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahzgh5FKxas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Will do
Nice video
(FlyingChumpino milk was a bad choice, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# That's really good.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hadouken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# How do
but why are you calling me Ken?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# as first posts go,
you win : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# is he saying "boo"?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hey, Oldhead
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Ret that be a resson !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Jolly good!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Top Stuff!
ed: wow! A first post too.
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Feel the power!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ooo
Very nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Away 'n' shite...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Fistful o' shillins' ?
Most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Ta Baz!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Deadly and stylish.
A heady combo, Ninj.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# needs more deep fried marsbar
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# YOu got a tartan, punk?
Well.. do ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# He looks very (travel) rugged
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# The Man wi' Nae Name
Hoots mon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Needs hey-jimmy hat


Quick-n-dirty
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# "hey-jimmy hat"
Hahaha!

8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# They're often called "See you Jimmy" hats here
I blame Russ Abbot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# If anyone's to blame, he seems very likely.
Cooperman - will the fun never start?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Now he's complete!...Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# This is sublime
See you, my mule don't like people laughing, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Oh god. He's doing it again.
(speedfire, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# this is only my second ever attempt at drawing a portrait style thing

anything anyone can suggest to improve my techniques?
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Superb!
Perspective looks a bit off but that is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I think your techniques are fine
The eyes looks just so slightly too close together though. That's the only critique I can give this.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# yeah
i have'nt got the hang of planning my drawings out yet just start at one part and go from there
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# As a man
who's eyes are slightly to close together I find this post extremely distressing
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That's some talent you have there
read up on differing styles and materials and practice like mad
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# if thats only your second attempt, wow
i think the only advice is practice.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Please don't smudge everything. No, it doesn't count as shading.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# slighty blurry pic
and on a4 most of my pictures are on a2 or larger
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Okay so then I'll let you off this once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That's really nice.
I can't draw for toffee, but if I could, I would probably be thinking in terms of less definition and more sort of impression about the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Keep on keepin' on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# My characters never have proper eyes, but these are nice.
Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I think you're pretty good.
I would only suggest playing with the white a little more to add depth.

And more Picasso...


No, but really it's very ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Just keep drawing and painting and enjoying :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Is this the man behind the mash-ups, Ninj?
S'very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Nah, it's a friend of mine form Cornwall, smashing bloke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# He seems a jovial fellow.
Masterly brushstrokes, by the way, sir.
No denying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ooh bless you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# That's just plain awesome
looks like the kinda guy I'd like to meet...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# You are a master of watercolor
THis is really good!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Not bad...but it is missing the basic alignments....
...and don't scribble hair...that's amateurish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# My advice
would be to cheat! I started out tracing things from magazines, portraits etc before doing it for real. So use tracing paper to outline the image, then draw on the reverse side to match these lines and then use a pencil to transfer to your sketchbook or paper - then you can concentrate on tone and lines and not worry about scale! I know its cheating but its good practice!

Some examples here
mawganart.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Orrrrr....
Use the gridding method.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# like in The Draughtsman's Contract
yep
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Is that me?
..
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# all we need to do, is make sure we keep forking
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahahahah
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha....A brief history of time...
or double-time if he works Sundays:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
at least his job's not been replaced by machines
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Don't stop forking!
Splendid!

*inserts picture of Stephen Hawkwing that she was working on earlier and was just about to save when Gimp crashed and lost the pic - she couldn't be bothered to make it again*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# that's brilliant!
well done Joliet

Seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Ta!
Took me AGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I find that the gimp doesn't crash if you give it time to do what it's doing
I always monitor cpu useage (using Task Manager) and never interupt it.
It can take several minutes opening "my pictures" to check all the file names before saving a new image and will crash if interupted
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Paint.net ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
#
"Apple s", as Jan Kaliciak always used to tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ha ha, at least he's helping, unlike these bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# LOL
Clickty Click
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# He is wheelie good at forking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i've always wanted a hawklift truck
: |
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# arf
dammit why didn't I think of that.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# forking lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# *awaits Pink Floyd*
Excellent stuff.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Forking Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# GJSH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Deep space 1999


I know the scaling's totally buggered, but if I tried to present them closer to their 'actual' sizes then Eagle 1 would be a speck. And it has to be inside the superstructure just for the effect...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# do you think its too late
to ask for a Eagle Transporter for christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Depends.
Have you been good?

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# with puns that bad i might put you on terok ig-nor-e
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Dear God.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# That crew will get their ass kicked.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Susan Boils doing well for herself
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# home sweet home!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# The more I look at this
the more grimey it becomes
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Haha ohh Baron Harkonnen
You crazy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *Boil in the bag.......
or should that be "BOIL THE BAG"!:)....(good voice though)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# House of Atreides ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# this drawing


would not fit in the scanner
afternoon b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# verrrryyy niccceee
was going to post a drawing i did for a bloke who wanted a sketch of his gf but dont want to now after seeing this :( is it one of those 'ret hot poker' flowers?
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# i second this comment
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Wow
Do you do this for fun, or is it for a job/homework assignment (the label seems to indicate the former).
(bovine intervention, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# homework
doing a big bunch of studies to kick off my current college project.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Pinecones or jellyfish?
Either way fucking marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# pinecone
not sure what kind it is though.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Epping Forest Man o' War.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Erotic art.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# A case study of a CDC
Very nice as usual, MM :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I finished it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# herro!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Third one from the left FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It appears to be Paul Whitehouse...
..Oh no,
Wait a minute, it can't be - I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# racist
well it seems to be the done thing at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Yeah, the white bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Fucking whites, coming here stealing all our ebola.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Harrow Henley
both good schools apparently..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# bit of mid afternoon racism
well done? *tuts*
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Well done?
IS THAT A REMARK ABOUT THEIR SKIN-COLOUR?

TUT TUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Is it necessarily racist to deface a picture of someone just because they happen to be from the Far East?
I did this a month or so back: www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/gizzakiss.jpg
Does that make me racist?
I did this soon after: www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/ikissedagorilla-andintroducedhumanitytoaids.jpg
Given I'm white, I assume that doesn't make me a racist.

But in both cases all I did was take a photo of a pretty woman and deface it...


/shattered Wednesday afternoon sense-of-humour-loss blog, sorry for being such a po-faced prick
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hadn't seen the gizzakiss one
what a beauty : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oh she is, isn't she?
It's the thought of waking up to that eye... those eyes... that eye and that white.. that... whatever. Waking up to that. Yeah. :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# You make me SICK.
Violently sick. Erotically sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# My work here is done!
At least until you've recovered.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# calm down dear
have a tunnock's - ive got plenty spare
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Oh, that would be brilliant
Don't get Tunnock's over here :( The Jerry doesn't seem to have succumbed yet to their charms.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Here you go
pure porn for you. www.tunnock.co.uk/caramelwafer.html

I rescued these from the office as they made me redundant so I got a whole box. all mine. MINE!

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I just creamed my pants
There's a British shop at the Hauptbahnhof here. I might go there tomorrow and hope they've got some of these. They didn't last time i was there but maybe if I shout at them enough they'll get some in for next time.

See also: Irn Bru.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# yes please
tea cake or caramel wafer?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# wafers
5 layers of wafer and 4 of caramel mmm

tea cakes are exceptional and come fully licensed too.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# mmmmMMMMmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# The Tunnock Boy
Has saved the day
also available in dark chocolate...
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Mmmmm.....
Best of all the marshmallowy treats...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# mmmmMMMMmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# it's lacsism o'clock
not really is it
edit:i would have done the same thing wherever they were from
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# EARTHIST
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Blinking heck
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Does me bum look big in this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ...that's it
You're officially OFF my christmas card list.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Awww....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# could be wrose....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# ... and you can fuck off an' all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# more of this
its got me more exited than a person who is really exited at something exiting
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Entirely this.
With more death-hammers of doom and fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!
You do NOT defile the lovely Leeloo with Bleeeeeeeeeears :(

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# BEE-TA PASSSS
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# eurrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# They really made her...
perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You utter b3tard.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# You bastard.
I may never get an erection ever again....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# 'files under porn - granny style'
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Blears time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha - in the words of Jello Biafra
"Who's that kid at the back of the room? Who's that kid at the back of the room? We've never seen him with the girls; we've never seen him with the girls ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I love Brown's expression in this
he looks ready to piss himself:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Babysitter needed: Apply within:(

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Has she got 8 boobies to go with that litter...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'll "apply within" and find out
haha hah aha haha

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahaha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# One sick bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)

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