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# Lord Vader the Christmas Decorations are fully operational
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# love this :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# you should get them into production
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# and Jabba won't give up his favourite decoration...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# good 1 :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I've just logged in to say;
that's a fuckin' big tree!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Shiny
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# thats no moon!
yey
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# That's no bauble !
must have taken a while - but well worth it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Not too long but I have to admit to gleaming 99% of it from
the new Video Copilot tutorial
www.videocopilot.net/tutorials/glass_orbs/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# oooh
like the look of that - going to have a better lookie :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Um


news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8431732.stm
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I think he was requesting permission to land on runway 4-1-9er.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# do a dot-dot-dot-question mark, it's my favourite punctuation.
I'll count it as a christmas present if it helps
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# FUCKING DO IT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ...?
I love you gronkpan. Don't be angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'm not angry
I'm dramatic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# D:
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I just watched The Wrestler.
Best bit of filmmaking I've seen in some time.
You might disagree with me, I'm going to sleep off this Cape Red.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Damn fine film!
EDIT: I don't know if I'm the last to know about this one but this has to be one of the most amazing kids films in many years!

Never heard of the book it was based on. I think this is the first years where iPlayer has kicked the hell out of the BBC channels for Christmas. They must have spent a lot more money on the royalies that they usually do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Aye, I was impressed they managed to licence the films for streaming.
Good work, Beeb.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# THe BBC TV schedule was repeats of all the Christmas TV over the last two weeks
I think on BBC 1 on the 25th was 80% repeats. WHat I do like with iPlayer is the large screen option for those watching iPlayer on TV.
I also like Skyplayer. We get sky at work and I just have to put in the viewing card number on their website and I can access everything on demand on my PC including all the movies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# you tell me
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# he-awww!, he-awww!, he-awwways says that...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I wasn't having a pop at Obama, but while we're there...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# i know you weren't but I was :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# it's a picture of obama turning into an animal it must be racist lol!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Nice to see a return to traditionalism.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# man
this dude has hot pants

scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I liek short shorts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# as is tradition
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# He has such smiley eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# THIS IS FINALLY THE TIME FOR SHIT TO GO DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# The shit has gone down now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# SHIT=DOWN
es ist ein unterschiessen.

I hope you know where things are supposed to go from here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I can freestyle this shit, if it gets complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# you draw better than I do
but your maths is shit - ha ha haaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I dropped maths in my second year of A levels
but I was stil entered for the exams. I still managed to answer at least one question per exam and spent the rest of the time writing letters to the examiners and drawing giraffes on the graph paper. Good times!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ha, I got you beat
I managed to get 5 Us in AS maths.

there are only 3 modules
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# my a level results
spell "end"
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# mine spelt ded
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Mine spell CDC
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ooo, so did mine... if I remember correctly...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Ah
The garraph.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Isn't this a pea from the graphs challenge?
..on a new thread?

I still ike it though!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# the giraffe should be facing right shouldn't it?
I will consult my local giraffe house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Happy Math!
Thing plus thing equals GIRAFFE.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# This is a repost
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# your mum is a repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# You're supposed to be dead
Talk lied.

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# He got better.
Maybe death is just a series of pearoasts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# hey hey hey, lighten up!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Is that
A line giraffe or a bar giraffe?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Ow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# i done a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] flying pope
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# !!!!!!!
grammarpolice.net/archives/images/cattelan.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# How come the pope ended up falling over
I thought it was the woman who was supposed to be unstable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# the pope and his entourage are always chained together at the waist and ankles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# popetrain
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# building a highway to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Dalton seems to be channelling Shatner in the next episode of Who

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiDiQS3JAEM&feature=rec-fresh+div-r-6-HM
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# He looks like Kilroy-Silk.

(inevitable Jam link)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I caught up with the first part yesterday (working Xmas Day)
It was blisteringly good :)
/made all the better for Dalton, an over the top Simms and the great Cribbins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Yep. Really looking forward to the next one!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Aye, same here.
I was expecting a reasonably typical RTD-esque story, pretty lightweight, but no, it delivered quite well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# thought the Tardis in the stained glass window was a very nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# It was a little 'corny' for me
I thought 'uh - oh' and the alram bells started.

Thankfully, dispelled quite quickly though.
It really was Simms and Cribbins show though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# "how are you today sir?"
... Fiiine! Fiiine! Fiiine! Fiiine! Fiiine! Fiiine! Fiiine!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ahahaha, fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# NYOM NYOM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# is that a crispity-crunchity KitKat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# looks more like a timeout to me ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ENHANCE!


ah-haaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# lol wtf!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# had to
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# wow, lady ga ga sure is flexable
removed a rib or two i suspect...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# JESUS!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# lol :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Best of both worlds
Boobies and genitalia with which I am familiar and know how to operate.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# see that just improves
her a hundred fold! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# is she self servicing there?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# b3ta win!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Joop by Josh homme is the greatest shark repellent around
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I heard none of the Kyuss members were attacked by sharks on stage at any time of their career
so there might be some truth in this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# its on the internet now
so it must be true
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Merry after Christmas all
Does anyone know what's up with the popular page? Is it sorting by most popular now? Things are all out of date/time order
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I think it sorts by the time they first appeared on the popular page, rather than the time they were posted
That would be my guess, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] It can't be just me(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# replace 'internet gambling'
with 'any old shit on the internet' and you may be onto something.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Oh FFS
That's the second power blip in an hour :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *Especially*
Internet gambling, though... Well, bingo. I mean, a lot of ads are shit, but they really seem to go the extra mile with bingo ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Internet Bingo is predominantly aimed at idiots.
Hence the adverts usually aim for a particular rung of the ad ladder, one step above the Go Compare advert and one beneath the rarely seen advert for Vodafone where a naked Bill Oddie covered in pig shit stoves a Gannet's head in with a Nokia 5110.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
#
my daughter loves the Go Compare ads...well she is 15 months
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Replace y axis title with
"frequency shown"
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Oh god
that's too true... Maybe it needs a Z axis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Goodness,
people still have TVs?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *raises hand*
yes, I have one, but it is simply an output device for my son's video game console. Since local broadcasters made the switch to digital, I don't even know if that TV would pick up anything that doesn't come in on a wire.

P.S. It's snowing big pretty flakes here, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Thank fuck for the internets
Haven't watched tv for 2 years until tonight and i am not enjoying it lol!
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# yellow + dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Sublime,
virgin on ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up replying to bad puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
Teh internets is won!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Unexpected shark attack is unexpected :D hehe nicely herman
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i love this :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# It's from the loltastic MegaShark Versus Giant Octopus
if you can bear the acting and poor script it has some loltastic gems like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBizgLZX7W0
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Just watched the trailer...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# If they could just compiled the CGI into one clip-fest it would make a better movie
than the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# There was CGI?
That battleship was distinctly 1/25th scale...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Maybe that wasn't I can't remember the model ships
my brain was oozing out of my ears by that stage

Just watched the trailer, it looks like a model because it's a cheap 3d model object that was rendered quicker than it took for them to decide the name of the film "Yeah we'll call it Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# lolz:DD
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahah
SHARKS WITH FUCKING WINGS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *DONG!* OW! Right, try that again. *DONG*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha nice
*clicks*
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Now, that I did not expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Neither did he...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Haha!


Hello all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hai popular shark
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .................YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# .
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hehehe:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# With furballs as pillows!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Now is the winter of our discount - kittens!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Now make a cat garage I can park my catbus in.
Also, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Ok ok ok...
*goes cat-hunting*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ooh!
That'd be so snuggley!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# are you miss right?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Paging cockweasel...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# what the fuck is that thing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's a photograph with some writing under it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# yes this is true, but is it art?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# exactly!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahahhahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# do you get chips with that ¿
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I didn't know animals used viagra
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Cor!
Now I'm gonna have to go and wake the missus up
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:11, archived)
# done already
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:41, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:11, archived)
# Maybe
I'll let her sleep for a while longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:13, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:21, archived)
# :(
Badness. :(
(YouAreNotMyNemesis, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Pre-chewed pie
It's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 8:24, archived)
# AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# may i ask where ou found this photo?
i recognise her but i'm not sure where from
(hubertcumberdaleforever, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 8:41, archived)
# ALSO:
choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:13, archived)
# Monkey asses!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:35, archived)
# On an unrelated note
www.guardian.co.uk/education/2002/aug/08/research.highereducation
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Bloody hell...
I'll swap you:
www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
mwah!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Is sorry about last nights post


If it helps... I have one hell of a hang-over!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *feeds paracetamol and Irn Bru*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] good morning
alastair darling thinks he has solved britain's economic crisis:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Maybe he could give a
speech about it on Christmas day

F'ing RTD
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 5:46, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Hello hello!
I haven't been here for an awfully long time... by which I mean a couple of years. Did much change?

Complimentary shopped elephant for your enjoyment.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:31, archived)
# YES!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Yes as in
"Indeed, everything has changed."
or
"Oh god yes, elephants!"
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# this is frightening
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# This
is frightening

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Ohhh, I like this very much.
Where can I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Arkwrights "Curious Animal Emporium" in the High Street
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# this is really good, its strange because sometimes when you make a good pic yourself you tend to not think its great,
but then see other people say its good and it makes you feel better LOLZ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Your elephant is grand, My elephant is anything but complimentary

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:44, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# lolololololol
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Not too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I think the main change is that their is a dress code now.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Don't worry
I've been naked all day.

their there
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Aaargh!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# *starts smashing mice with a hammer*
Babbyowls need lots of feeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# lol
What a hoot
(Cloudane, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# *groans*
you twit(twoo)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo hoooooot!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# hahaha fucking owl faced baby LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# well owl be

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I watched this like 10 times.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:24, archived)
# same
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Aargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# like it :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# *clicks*
'cause i've nothing better to do
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Oh god
The first time I looked at this my eyes widened in fear
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I know who killed Archie Mitchell
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# HE'S GEORGE LAMBS DAD
CUUUUUNT!!!!!!!!1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# *googles George Lamb*
Oh God, Tiff should kill that cunt too
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# george lamb is more of a cunt than his dads character in eastenders
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# yet another cunt to the board
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] alcahol maths
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# not always
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Don't drink shitty Tequila.
Many bar brands are basically flavoured vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# sorry, off topic but i just pissed my pants watching this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFGYHOZFodQ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# WHAT A WASTE OF SERIOUSLY HOT PUSSY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# LOLZZZ!!!!!1!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# WTF is wrong with his face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# the cunt needs to wash it!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# win!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Yeah
lets just all hope that no one else dies in the remaining days of 2009

Yeah, like that's going to happen. Oh wait a minute. Do we just mean pretty blonde female semi-celebs? Might be in with a chance then.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 3:12, archived)
# do not trust ambidexterous barkeeps who fiddle with their nametag throughout the night
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I have hazy recollections of a fad in the late nineties
where you would be in a bar with mates pleasantly getting pissed, when girls in cowboy hats, lots of glasses around an improvised gun belt, and lots of Tequila, would come to your table and persuade you to buy shots; which naturally tended to get you utterly slaughtered
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# that still happens
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Heavens!
I knew there was a reason why I am extremely selective about where I drink these days

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Fiend ate some smelly water at the pub and was sick all over everything.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# All sicks come out.
Sicks and smelly water.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# How do sick get into tummy made?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Bellyworms.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I'm 10/10 scared of worms.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# SCARY.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# IT IS GONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Tequila Warning!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZnuAF6iiwk
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Oy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I was about to say Jude law.... then I saw the text at the bottom
Im getting to be as blind as you mofaha :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Lewd Jaw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Jewed LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# haha
Oy Vey!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Gay kocken offen yom
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# :DD
gooD :D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# OI OIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Ace!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL_aPpjSSPA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky pea
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# My umbrella doesn't.
It only rains when I don't have it with me, so I take it with me everywhere to prevent it raining.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# hmm, I think I can see an interesting dataset here, I need to add the permutations to this image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# LOOK AT THE DISTRIBUTION ON THAT!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# BRICKS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# BRICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# DUX
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# This sort of correlation can be made for anything
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Not for number of meerkats and absorbance of loo roll,
everyone knows that's a logarithmic regression
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Oh, also the amount of time bear grylls is on telly
and awesomeness levels.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Actually that is exactly this kind of correlation
awesomeness levels go up the more he is on telly, despite there not being a direct causal link. His programs always include all sorts of awesomeness independent from him.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ELK R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Did you know that the European Elk and the American Moose are the same species
and that in America they have a thing they call an Elk because it reminded the settlers of European Elk and they didn't realise at the time that European Elk live there too? So they called it an Elk and then they got further north and found actual Elk and didn't have anything to call it because they'd already used up the name Elk on the other things that aren't really Elk but which reminded them of Elk, so they called it a Moose.

The things they call Elk are also called Wapiti sometimes too.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# ELK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9776051
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# ELK
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# That's a picture of a Wapiti though :(
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Term overlapped into other deer types too.
Natives were not really interested in exacting terms, just extracting the tasty meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# THEY USED EVERY PART OF THE WAPITI
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Elk
as previously explained, is a European word.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ELh EOLh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] i made a graph once
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Hahaha phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Fuck These Idiots
No seriously, fuck off to all the people who think the word 'wank' is funny or want some lewd double meaning out of the Image Challenge and the popular press.

I'm a Science teacher and I WILL use this graph in my lessons as an illustration. Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# huh-huh
wank
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Funny an' all...
But as it rains harder and more people use umbrellas, the puddles get bigger, and coalesce, and there are less of them, not more!
I still like it.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)

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