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Time for a cheeky pea, more physics than maths but it's late so what-ho

more physics than maths but it's late so what-ho

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)

Is that your reflection in the first frame?

Because he can fix your cunt too if you're not careful!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)

I think that's probably the guy who really owns the store and took the original pic

before I shopped it.
I can't remember what it said before. Kirk something.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)

You shopped the shop?

Unpossible!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)

It's ok to shop a shop

The problems start when you try to photoshop photoshop

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)

It's important that your CMYK settings are properly calibrated

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)

Today I received some photos of part of my insides.

There are 4 photos on a single page, and one of them just shows the illuminated tip of the endoscope, so it's basically just a green/white frame with nothing else in it. I really wanted to put one of those "Photo overexposed: no charge" stickers on it and hand it back to the surgeon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)

Haha

You should try and work some of this excellent source imagery into a future b3ta image.

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zoldergoose, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)

hahaha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)

*pfft*

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)

This made laugh the first time too.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)

I feel it's matured since then.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)

Mature cheesy goodness.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

MOFAHA FTW

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FIEND, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)

I nearly sicked on my keyboard

you loon! *click*

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

Engage!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)

ALSO:

THUNG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)

Hello? Hello? Can I get a mandate?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

It was flimed in Nevada, France !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)

thung.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)

nice

a good movie combo

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:02, archived)

I'd like to be

Click for bigger (70 kb)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

Where's the octopus?

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

oh its the big purple part you see in the background

its too big though so it got cut off

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)

Excellent

A giant octopus.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)

I'd like to be under the boobies

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

Under a fading alphabet?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)

Underwear ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)

There!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)

a little mouse with clogs on?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)

Well!

I declare!

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An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)

Finally

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'd like to be under U.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)

O RLY?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)

Have a quick compo post

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

it's not that quick

it did happen 8 years ago you know?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'm slow at drawing.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)

that's so unquick that the skin has grown over it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

You can't rush compost

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

you can

with MAGIC

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

Is compost a word you're trying to get people to use meaning a compo repost?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

It's not a repost

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)

it's for the compo

and it's a bit shit

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

i fell for that too

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)

Better?

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)

oh yes

*preens*

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)

Ground zero still rocks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

You cook eggs so slowly that you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg...

CALENDAR! Oh yes, I went there.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

You just stole that off Family Guy you shit!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)

Schizophrenia lols

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)

I used to have Schizophrenia but we're ok now.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)

shut up, meg

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)

*raspberry*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)

*plum*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)

Orange you glad

I didn't say bananana again?

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)

Cherries the moment

I'll go off and top myself now.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)

haha

nice

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)

haha

hadn't seen that one before

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

I think I just made it up

but you never can tell with these things.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)

Too soon :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)

Sorry

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh damn...

And I had just made this...

(Moophl, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

battlecar

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

i likes your battle car

does it go invisible?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)

certainly not.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)

why not?

stealth is a handy weapon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

i took out the bit that makes it stealthy

and replaced it with a bit that makes lasers

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)

this is acceptale

as lasers are kickass.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)

Here's the car with stealth mode on:

sorry but I couldn't resist

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

that stealth mode is AWESOME

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

But now it can't fire its lasers.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

give it to the klingons

if they can build a bird of prey that can fire whilst cloaked, they can sort out the car

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

Surely if the Klingons stopped being stickly shits

and just let the federation have cloaks, we'd all be roaming about invisible and no-one would get hurt?

Klingons. Cunts!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

Stealth mode, aka "buggering away to somewhere off panel".

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)

cool : )

TJ: 'the conversation' has just started on film 4, if you haven't seen it watch it

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

i shall watch it another time

they are sure to repeat it ad nauseam.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)

nah

they only seem to repeat the shit films.
I am sure you could acquire it from a reputable 'pay-to-download' site ; )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)

very likely

i'm just not in a film-watching mood tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)

hey, that's ok.

you just put your feet up and relax : )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)

if i put my feet up

i'll fall off my stool!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)

I like this

because the rear wheel is a perfectly spherical bollock

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

you like bollocks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

all of the wheels are spherical

so that it can drive sideways.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)

Wouldn't that mean it has almost no grip?

It's still a beautiful piece of machinery.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

no it has lots of grip

millions have been spent on r&d

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

But a sphere would have almost no surface area touching the ground.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

yes but you're not taking into account all of the money that i spent on science.

science.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

"And your plan is to blackmail this person?

Good luck."

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

i want one :D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)

Rooaaarrr

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)

Woosh

Boom!

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An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)

Boing-oing-oing!

Shhhhplop.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)

That battlecar has many a battlescar . . . I can only imagine what the other guy looks like !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

BATTLECAR IS GO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

Fuck off Joel Schumacher!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

After all of that . . . the paint job still looks great !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

maximum awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

Vroom vrooooom!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)

"of all the gin joints....."

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)

"gizza kiss laaav"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

:D congrats on the FP

whoopee

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

cheers mate:D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)

"and you had to walk into mine"

this picture makes perfect sense

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FIEND, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

someone wishes to tooth-shave his cheek like a fine cheese

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

nnng nnnng nnng nnng nnng nnng nnng nnng

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)

why are you not making snowpeoples?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)

nnnngg nnnng nnnngg?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)

hahahaha

aceness of spadeness sir, excellent!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)

muted office lols

LOQs rather (laugh out quietlies)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

haha

christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)

She is trying to bogart him like a ripe casaba melon !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)

GNANG GNANG GNANG GNANG GNANG GNANG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)

as its quiet

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FIEND, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

bwahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

Aargh!

*puts pants back on*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

AAIIEEE!

*catches weenie in fly*

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)

Aargh!

*continues*

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Rico, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)

bloody great.

* Fwaps harder

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)

Is he left handed?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)

I fucking knew it wasn't really him who they hung!1

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oh well.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

my personal fav highlight of the last decade

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

haha

i think of this animation everytime saddams hanging is mentioned

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FIEND, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

oh jesus, hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

Yes :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

Happy Birthday, Prod!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)

aaaw thanks :)x

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)

Is it your real life birthday?

Happy birthday Prodge!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)

yup one year closer to the old folks home with the sexy nurses

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)

what a fantastic bOing

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)

Haha!

Boing!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

hahaha...he's enjoying that

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)

bOing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)

I posted this to another message board

just a private one for a dozen friends.

OMG PAPPA! DON'T POST FUCKING SNUFF!

Fucking bleeding heart wankers! *clicks* (again)

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Ratsta, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

Arf!

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Rico, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)

Gutter Slut !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

that is the name of a "girl group" I did some record production for.

Guttersluts, actually. From the San Jose CA area.
They did some good covers and a few original tunes. There are several Youtubes of various quality -
Honeycomb Rock is one of the covers.

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tubaman, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)

right in the eye.....

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

Arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)

Hahahaahha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)

hahaha fuck

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

Meat

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)

As a vege....oh never mind.

Woo!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)

I never mind . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)

I decided whilst typing that even joking about being a vegetarian is very wrong.

Meats for the mother fucking win!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)

So . . . how is that leftover Turkey doing . . . hummmmmmmmn ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

It's being gobbled as we speak! :o

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)

Ooooooooh Hooooooooooo . . . Whato Jeeves indeed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)

Hahaha

Pure Gilliam

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

Just what I was about to say!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

That came to mind as I was pondering a meathead . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

this is

strangely soothing. :D

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FOONLY, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)

Thang Que FOONLY . . . nice to see you about !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

i love you valin

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FIEND, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

Thought for food . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)

meat me going up

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)

Meat is in the mind of the behoover !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

quite special

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Shlvng, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)

It's OK . . . go ahead and add your own herbs and spices !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)

Meat.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)

Treat

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)

Angry German chick destroys car with an axe

I am a spammer and I have a tiny penis. Also, I am a girl.

(Funzine, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)

Hi there funzine,

this should go on the links board, but I guess that you will be screamed at for spamming there.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)

hello new person :)

cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt

(getting in there first)

I think you want /links :)

edit: damn, beaten to it. what's this place coming to, when you can't even call someone a cunt without some other cunt doing it first?

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)

what a cunt

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)

Bunch of fucking cunts!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)

the cuntyfucking lot of 'em

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)

You're about to be raped. Hold on, grit your teeth & try to enjoy it.

/links is for links

This board is for pics you've made yourself.

Thank you please

(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)

*pulls up a chair*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)

I'm not going to have a happy new year now

Thanks, dick

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)

show me your bumhole

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weaver., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)

good evening boss

i wish to buy shoes
can i buy shoes from you?

FUCKING SHOES MUTHAFUCKER

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)

WHERE IS THE WOLLASTONITE

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weaver., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)

good point

well made :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)

Pfffft.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)

goodbye

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)

FTW Brandow, Freebase and GMOS !

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

lol, madness

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)

Haha, not seen this before.

That's the most furious round of applause I have ever seen!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

what film is this from?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

The 17th in the Star Trek movie franchise,

Citizen KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

That would be the superlative

Citizen Kane. CF Kane is applauding a performance of a very badly sung opera - the leading soprano of which is his second wife Susan Alexander. He had to build the opera house for her because no respectable opera house would cast her.
I could go on for ages about Citizen Kane; about how Orson Welles chose the soprano who's voice we hear and about the writing of the mock opera but I want to stay here on b3ta please

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

Haha, 1.4mb of fail images

NICE ONE B3TA

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)

wheeee

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)

This scares the bejesus out of me

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)

Ha ha!

That was a funny video! Thank you for sharing it with me. :)

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)

Choke on steaming dogshit.

Video that and post it, and you'll get a click for me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)

Nnnnn

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FIEND, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)

That poor pumpkin :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)

The little cunt deserved it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)

Smitten as a mitten !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)

Eeeep!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)

ha!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)

lolz :D

(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

It's an ugly planet, a bug planet...

1.7mb

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)

Nicely! Also, this bit.ly just appeared on my twitter!

bit.ly/8UMgAY

LOL! Bumgay!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)

What was he doing sliding down an icesheet?

Eh? EH?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)

I have no idea! Fucking idiots!

But still, BUMGAY! LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)

Quite so, my fine fellow.

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)

I trust you had a fine Yuletide?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)

Very Good, Ta!

I trust yourself enjoyed a similar situation?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)

I most certainly did.

But I think my liver had a torrid time ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)

BUMGAY!!! \o/

was that deliberate d'ya think?

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)

I doubt it.

I don't think you can select the shortened form with bit.ly, it's just random.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)

oh :(

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)

But that makes it better!

ALthough, it would have been better if it was a story about Boy George ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)

BUMGAY!!!!

woo!

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)

The exoskeletonator has taken over and rules with an iron pole !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)

with appropriate Gerkins, Vodka and Black Bread...

/casual xenophobia blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)

Early 90's rock explained with maths,

if(man == 5 && devil == 6 && god == 7)
{
\tmonkey.Go(heaven);
}
no monkeys were harmed in the making of this image.

runs off back to /links

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)

awwww!

the monkey is blowing smoke rings! in his sleep!

edit: oops forgot to *click*

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)

He is just sleeping.

I googled sleeping monkeys- I didn't think looking for dead ones would be very pleasant!

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)

then why is he going to heaven???

I'm confused now.

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)

Maybe you're too young

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Gone_To_Heaven

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)

No, no

I get the Pixies reference. I just don't see why a sleeping monkey would go to heaven, when he has a whole life of eating bananas, picking fleas off his friends and selling teabags* ahead of him! Poor monkey :(

'Maybe you're too young'. awwwwwww, I think I love you :D

*yes I know that's chimps not monkeys. I put that in to annoy pedants.

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)

I thought I'd get shouted at

if I used an actual picture of an actual dead monkey. And quite rightly too!

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)

You should try it

What's the worst that can happen? :D

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)

The Rev Sullivan is dead :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)

3 6 9 the goose drank wine . . .

The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)

*claps hands*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)

Thats too many numbers

and too many different animals for my liking.

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)

*has been tired*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)

For Mr Rattlehead

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Chumps 👀, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)

LOL!!!!

*thx :)*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)

hareharehareharehareharehare!

^ appropriate laughter for this post

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)

And we all know what brown suede is made from . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)

i can rhyme nice

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sooperdave, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)

I think he's a bit ill.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)

large flow.

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sooperdave, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)

It's bright orange!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)

just hasnt drank enough water.

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sooperdave, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)

I PISS ARROWS!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)

Naughty Chrissy D!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)

Over fertilization is another form of contamination . . .

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)

yo yo yo

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)

Teh fluffeh jumbobunny's doin a whoopsy

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Chumps 👀, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)

Click for bigger (137 kb)

(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)

There's something in the waters !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)

that's weird

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)

So there is!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)

It's the nevershutup feesh !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)

that man

is looking at the feeesh in a sexual way

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)

I don't blame him

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)

Is it Barry Chuckle?

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)

hehe love this :DDDD

(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)

hahahah wtf!!, only notcied this now

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

It happens only once

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)

Yes it does!*

congrats

*Although with me, it happened 19 times

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)

You post too much dude! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)

I wonder who's constantly at the top of the board_stats....

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

(herman:D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! has had a top 1 hit in the mainboard-users stats board with the song "Or Peking Duck" for seventeen consecutive years now

There are even people on this board that have seen the song on the list for all of their teenage lives. With its famous samples from 'Candy shop' and 'Shout', the smash hit single gets on everybody's nerves.

The band Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! hasn't performed 'Or Peking Duck' live for several years now.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)

Oi.

Why do you, and everyone else for that matter, never hear the sample of In a Gadda da Vida in "Or Peking Duck"?

Did you know that the royalties from that alone keep me in steady supply of all the fruit shaped erasers I have ever wanted or needed? No, I didn't think so! Not so humorous is it now?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)

I'm releasing a gabbacore remix

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)

Fuck! I love Gabbacore!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)

Dood,

1 month more than me and you have posted 30,000 more messages!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)

lol

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)

Sushi,

you're not on the 'early birds' list. Get up earlier you lazy bastard.

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)

Dood!

I need to wank some time!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)

that only takes one hand*

you can type with the other

*unless you have a cock of freakishly elephantine proportions. This would be not be something of which you should be proud, btw.

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)

Really? You must have a tiny cock then! ;)

Edit: That will teach me to not read a whole post before replying :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)

your mum doesn't think so

/ac

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)

My ma's dead you sick fuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)

I know.

I like them like that :)

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)

Ha! Joke's on you!

She isn't really dead! LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)

hahahaha! lol! you got me that time! :D:D

was that your sister then?

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spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)

Doooooooooooooood!

My sister is my brother!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)

4k milepost gratz!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)

Congratumalationishers . . . on dropping your big post !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)

Last one...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)

^ Maddie

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)

Oh hi pretty lady

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)

Lily Allen?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)

Ant Z

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)

rob?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)

Actually, a quick spack down the board would suggest

that you have discovered that this works and are mass producing them.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)

I found this. It should win the compo.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)

wrestling maths?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)

LOLMATHS

:)

/edit: *click*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)

Pearoastness for compo. Probably less quality than the OP.

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)

hahahaha

I'd not seen this before so I'm glad you pead on me

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

This wins every compo.

Every single one.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)

more

yet more
s24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/matthewrosser/Codex/

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)

The evolution of the Christmas Cracker and Novelty Moustache?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)

lets see

the intelligent design lot come up with a refutation for that!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)

Darwin proves beyond doubt

that the Party Hat and terrible joke evolved into a distinct cocoon that we now know as the Christmas Cracker. Long before humans dinosaurs walked the Earth in plastic moustaches and crépe paper hats!

Edit* This was the first search result for moustache on Google Images lol www.made-in-england.org/images/moustaches_and_beards.jpg

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)

What monsters would emerge if crackers were left to hatch?

Probably they hatch explosively, the charge having increased as they mature.
edit: I want the massive blond one.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)

They hatched into Beatieasaurus

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)

Ah but it wasnt until recently that molecular evidence proved

that those little plastic fish that curl up when you put them in your hand evolved independantly of the cracker. Thus one can only postulate that the two formed a symbiotic relationship around 400 million years ago. This of course contradicts, and indeed surplants, the theological notion that Noah wore the first paper hat around 6000BC.
It also flies in the face of the clear evolutionary progression from ALDI own brand crackers, through the intermediate species Asda and Tesco quality crackers, to the Marks & Spencer luxury crackers which we see today. (in fact I am now very tempted to draw up a cracker evolutionary tree)

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)

This would be great

to see how the cracker evolved into seperate sub-species and lesser forms of the same genus :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)

Also interesting to see how the jokes have not evolved at all.

I wonder if they are deposits, like pearls?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)

I expect they are deposits which were pooed out of the bum of Jim Davidson and fossiled

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)

Lovely lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)

well done.

you have now broke my brain!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)

Nice drawings

your style reminds me of Nausicaa of the valley of the wind Manga by Hayao Miyazaki.

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schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)

I have that on DVD

Ohms FTW!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)

the DVD

is great, however the manga is more in depth (long plot, more character development, background etc) and has illustrations like the ones you are drawing, with similar alien script, as far as i can recall.

Download it if you can find it. (Then buy it, i've got the collection myself)

Some of the art from the Manga:

attraversogiardini.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nausicaa_8_big.jpg

www.ghibliworld.com/images/nausicaa_mining_machines_1b.jpg

www.ghibliworld.com/images/the_art_of_nausicaa_4b.jpg

www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/manga/pix_compare/collection_compare_01.jpg

OHMU LEGO!

gadgets.boingboing.net/ohmu1.jpg

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schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=226122

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schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)

Alien Science!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)

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