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[challenge entry] *sneezes*
I'd better get some of these
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# mm orange slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I'm worried I might have caught Swine Flu.
I haven't been to Mexico but I've been with some pigs in my time!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I read about that

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# change whisky to buckfast and I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
#
Puromycin should work for Boots.

Maybe then they wouldn't have made this patronising howler...

www.boots.ie/main.asp?pid=4818
(27B/6, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It's drugs dude!........DRugs for kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Kids on drugs.
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast...

(Doogie Talons, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# in a new thread, oh of course, its Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Indeed.
Not only do I feel violated in much the same way I imagine a victim of gang-rape would, but I'm also going to write to my MP demanding - DEMANDING, mark you - the closure of the entire internets.

This sort of thing CANNOT be allowed to prevail, or the terrorists have won.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Why not get the MPs to gang rape you and write to gang rapsits instead
probably easier to get a result that way
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# That's a very good point.
And I've always fancied having a few MPs up my arse, in case of emergency.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# this morning I had to pull out the smashed windscreen of a car
so that I could open the door to find out how badly injured the young girl driver was.

I shouted at her to try and get a response and tried to feel for a pulse, but unfortunately she was already dead.

I then helped other people extract the 3 young children from the other (overturned) car while their mother lay screaming and trapped in the driver seat.


I've had better starts to days.



This is not a response to anything in particular.


anyway, here's a joke...

Q. What's pink and hard?
A. A pig with a flick knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# serious?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# yes unfortunately
I'm a little shaken up, but trying to exorcise it with work and b3ta style bollocks

I needed to share for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Absolutely.
I was in a car crash over the Christmas vac. We went into the back of someone at about 60, and Mrs Vagabond in the middle of the back seat didn't have a seatbelt.

Thankfully she was jammed in so tight she was OK but likewise we weren't right for several hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I'm hoping I don't end up with delayed shock
I am on my own tonight in a hotel. I'm not sure if that's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# If you're worried, 'phone the nearest friend and instruct them to accompany you.
But to be honest, I don't think you will. You're physically OK - mentally shaken up, but it doesn't sound like something a short sharp brandy won't sort out if you can't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I'll be a man
and bottle up those emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Stout fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Really?
That kind of puts someone pearoasting in a new thread in perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I think that triggered it
I'm not having a pop at anyone though.

The world is full of petty irritations
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# O_O
Shit... Take more than a latte and a biscuit to get over that.

Props for manning up though. Take some balls to get into that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I'd just parked my car in a ditch too to avoid the collision
with the help of some snow, black ice and an inappropriate handbrake turn

some people on the scene were excellent, other drivers just turned round and drove away.

I'm a mix of emotions at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Kinda understandable.
Dr. b3ta prescribes photoshopping some kittens for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# ON WITH THE SHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Happy plum is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# It looks like a prick

has just pearoasted in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hah! I raise you a...
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Oh and...
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# heheheheh!
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it's what separates us from the animals! ......Except the weasel"

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# What's black and white and red all over and falls out of trees?
Rocquefort!




oh, hang on, that's not right....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# the fruit of the Schindler's List Tree
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Roquefort?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Yay!
*uses as excuse for tired old whoring*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat
one's weasily distinguished, the other is stoatally different.

dur.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# No that's bollocks - weasels are scum, stoats is upper class.
As I have shewn above.

SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# *snort*
click
(I helped save b3ta! venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Err is that an err mine company
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Alright, alright
Don't have kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# No it's just a comb.
A catacomb is a sort of mass grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Oh, this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# oh noes!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# hahahaha
this gets a clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# this is absolutely fabulous :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# aw poor bunny
*protects bunny from weasel*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha!
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# What does the cheese say when it looks in a mirror?
Halloumi!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)
# *dies a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# *helps you on your way*
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Oh You!
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I need some giggles today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly down from a mountain?
Camembert!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# you get worse
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# SHUT UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Which cheese is made backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Wrong.
It's Edam.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# oh my god!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# How should you handle fragile cheese?
Caerphilly!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I'm here from the firm Chumly, Bragshaw and Codswallop
we represent the Lollipop Stick and Christmas Cracker Manufacturers and Joke Writers Federation.

I have a Cease and Desist Order which you must comply with immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Which is the most attractive cheese?
Cheddar Gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# What type of cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# what if you already own some nacho cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hahahahahahh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What do you call a feminist cheese?
Germaine Gruyere!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# YOU ARE UNRELENTLESS
My clients have had a change of heart and I would like to present you with this $1,000,000 job offer.

Sign here please


--------------------
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# What do you call a raver in a filing cabinet?
Sorted!

  .       .     .   .     
.-| .-. .-|     ..-.|_,.-,
`-'-`-`-`-'-    |`-'' ``'-
              `-'         
---------------------------

(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# are you Tim Vine?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Quite the reverse, he's inunrelentless.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I might have my negatives aand positives mixed up today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Don't worry, carry on irregardless.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Which is the most heavily fortified?
Rocquefort.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# A penguin with a sun tan sitting on a washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# But you don't pronounce the t, same as with the camembert pun.
Unless the bear's name was implicitly Bert.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I was assuming the Bear was called Eric..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# You know what happens when you make an assumption
You make an "ass" out of "u" and, er ... "mption".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Bestialists put the anal into animals!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# THAT'S COST YOU ANOTHER $10,000 RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# That's right, lad.
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# aaarrrggghhhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
# What cheese would you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] AOL bought Ferrari
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Do you need a driving licence for the Information Superhighway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# When is a Ferrari driver not a Ferrari driver?
When he turns into a side road!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Oh dear!
Oh dear...Oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# What car do shepherds drive?
Lamb drovers!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# For the duration of time they are actually driving, a driver of a Ferrari is always a driver of a Ferrari.
It's not proven, but that's actual scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I refuse to believe this statement until it is endorsed by a celebrity
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
#
(yospeck, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Ok, now I believe it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Did you hear about the motorist who always drove in reverse?
He knew his town backwards!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Did you hear about the man who built a wooden car?
It had a wooden body, wooden wheels, wooden brakes and a wooden engine.
What a dick that man was!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I doubt if a wooden engine would survive the rigours of internal combustion
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ann Summers & Mothercare..... sorry... the image was too hideous not to blur.
(yospeck, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I think I can see a bit of...
..maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *daily mails*
*head asplode*

BURN THE PEEDO PEADO PEDO PERVERTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# good lordy..... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
How inappropriate!

Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Haha
Thats so wrong. But so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Now, I would say "I like this"
but I'm scared of the Internet police and News of the World *spits* readers.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# *whispers* I'm more concerned that I made this at work....
(yospeck, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] This merger stinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# It's the pits
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# that was a close shave
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# They used under-arm tactics during the merge...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I don't even know if it's possible to make boron dioxide, let alone how it smells
I mean Barium Boron Dioxide is possible but BaBO2 doesn't really have the same punchy logo feel to it.

I'm sure you can understand the situation you're putting me in here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Ah, night-time
For when you're feeling tyred.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# That's how we roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# bloody hell.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ningles


EDIT: Cheers all! I have actually done this joke before, I just didn't bother doing it properly last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Hahaha that's great
Apple & Blackberry Crumble :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I agree
Made me chuckle heartily - this compo looks good...


*edit* Sorry - forgot for a moment - God this compo is rubbish! Moan, Gripe, Whinge etc...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9881473#post9881494
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# well said that man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# nings bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# nings Stevie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Maybe
As usual I can't think of anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# This wins everything everywhere.
It needs to be made to and sent to all Apple fanboys and Blackberry geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
# That is exceptionally good
Even if i do have a BlackBerry
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# this is mucho win
Sorry like but what happened to a phone JUST BEING A FUCKING PHONE!!!?!?!?!??
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I'll txt you the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Why text when you can send a video message?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# type it out on your computer, take a photo of the monitor with your phone, and MMS it to him :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# When the Nokia 5110 came out
and everyone started playing Snake on the fucking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I haven't used my phone to make a phone call for ages
I use mine to send txt messages/emails and browse the WWW more than anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Need boring sensless at a party
as someone drones on and on and on about their iPhone?


We've got a legion of cunts for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hah
(R, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Genius! :-) But needs more TAGGING
As I expect to see copies of this in my inbox very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Good call, sorted it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# As someone...
..who spent 8 years working at Apple and then 5 years at RIM, have a *click*. Have lots!
(I helped save b3ta! eatmypiano is Amnesia of Borg. Prepare to be, um, thingy, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# This is brilliant.
*checks front page*...rightly deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# hehheh
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Shirley...
...you meant FIDDLY?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
#
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 7:25, archived)
# Pure genius.
Many people I know would fight over this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] private shop and pizza hut
pepperoni flavoured lube anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
Games and Incest, does this count?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Mmmm ... anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# With extra cheese
And a thick, stuffed crust.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a reworked pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Mmmmm....Topless pizzas
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] To late for a Mints Pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Pie and (minted) peas is something of a delicacy back home
Always thought it sounded horrible, buy yay for the pun
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)
# It's no worse than lamb and mint sauce
=delicious
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I dislike peas and I dislike mint sauce
I'm not too keen on lamb either

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Oh My word
I've never laughed so much on opening day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Mind you dont wash it down with a bottle of coke
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# i needed a photo of a pop can today so i bought a diet cherry cola can as it was the prettiest
i tried to drink it and dear god it was rank. and smelly. i can smell the open can from 3ft away. smells like cough medicine and paint. tastes like something used to turn turtles into super heroes.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# *office lols*
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I would eat that.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Previously
www.b3ta.com/board/9841054



Yours is better tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I hadn't seen yours
I like the subtle logo-ing on yours. Thanks for everyone's clickies - I got my first fp!
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] You ate my pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)
# It'll never get off the ground!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)
# It's a static attraction.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Sounds a bit blimp-wristed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hunting fat people for sport and leisure really should be legal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:42, archived)
# *Invents "Pie trap"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:43, archived)
# *invents the bacon double-cheese box of ebola and certain death*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)
# what pie?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahahaaaahhaa
Kittypies....mmmmm delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I want to design a fake weight watchers site
Which is just a video continually buffering.

But I never will :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)
# 'Nings
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)
# this is good, I have clicked
it needs more replies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)
# This should have more replies....but there again
Most b3tans are checking there mail at this time of the morning....
Woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)
# What are you trying to imply?
I just don't get that much mail, that's all. Not since the ... not since ... the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The perfect way to stuff your chuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I'm playing the "Guess the Compo Game"
It's amusing me greatly so far.. (well - the 2 minutes since I logged in)

My guess is "When Animals go Wrong"


woo pic sir - that had me chuckling muchly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Ning Bilbo!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)
# B3tan + Social Network =

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)
# hahahahahahh
I LOVE that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# 3-way leek protection?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hahahahahhaha!, that is seriosuly unpleasant.... I hate stuffing.....
woo, ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Ning Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Stick 'em in!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Love it or Hate it
Ultimate
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)
# hahaha! *replies with a crude joke*
good ningles to b3ta this fine morning!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Ningles...hope you're well
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
# nings Canon!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
# *replies with a more refined joke*
And good ningles to B3ta this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
# That's the drill!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Oi'l note that down!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Distill, my beating heart
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# You're a barrel of laughs
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)
# that's very gallon-t of you
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:43, archived)
# *takes note of puns*
Diesel do for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# that's a pretty good one! At least four star!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# That was very slick as well
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Aye, these puns are alright
I'll have to tanker all for them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)
# *pushes kittin off leg*
Woo, just made a pet rol(l).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Careful
You may have to shell out for another.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Bah
Let's go for a few holes of Gulf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# That'll be a gas
as long as we don't get bunkered
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Bring some music
Make it a digital format, not vinyl. LP? Gee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I like loud garage music
Pump up the volume
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# :D nings Mr V
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Ningles Steve, my good man!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:41, archived)
# doing very well, thankyou, sir!
and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Indeed well. Looking forward to the weekend, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Absolute Smashing Work
Well done, that Canon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Ace!
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry!


Click for bigger (210 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:50, archived)
# Nice
Super Marieau?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:54, archived)
# arse!
arse in geeky pance!

I approve
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 8:06, archived)
# haha!
a nice pair of puns
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 8:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
win
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)
# naww man I only drink Poke now
 
for boners
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# *insert wee/Wii joke here*
*Alternate Wii-in-her-pants joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)
# You mean like the "Makes you wii" line on the bottle ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Yeah, that'll suffice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Fi pussy claat, ras claat, blood claat, and every kind of claat den mi say ...
(flodge looking like a fool with his pants on the ground, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:34, archived)
# :D
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:40, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:47, archived)
# Haha
ey Niko me breda, wants fe get some food?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:48, archived)
# iphonly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Rapple
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:34, archived)
# i and i likes dis
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 8:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:16, archived)
# GLOWING COCKS!!!!11!!EINS!!!
(Spikey, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:17, archived)
# With enough fiber to even make your stool hard for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:22, archived)
# Oh yes.
I do believe this compo is going to be a winner.

Sorry - I mean - "omg this compo is sooo lame"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:08, archived)
# Ha ha! The fanbois would shit themselves sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:11, archived)
# Ewww :D
Currently me xbox is with an electrician who'se fixing the 3 red lights with 0020 error, heatgun akimbo and fingers crossed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:52, archived)

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