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# I knew I'd seen that face before somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# oh god, that looks like one of those guys from erm...
what was it...

the cartoonys? Or something like that.

Damn this is going to annoy me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
http://www.eurodanceusa.com/artists/cartoons.htm
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Not
the Cartoons?
(Jokel, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Yes them.
Ooo eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Haha, classic
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# to be honest, i thought muslims were right to complain about the danish cartoons
but then i realised they were just talking about some drawings in a newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# He appears to have a propellor coming from his head.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Is it shouty time then?


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# :D...*joy*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Joke famine

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# YES. You utterly win. THIS.
Needs more complaining about the compo being shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# HA!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Don't worry starving kids, there is a KEYBOARD ADDON!!!11
Turn your fking ipad into a normal fking desktop PC!!11

IT HAS AN APPLE ON IT


*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# The keyboard is on the back
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# It's a big iphone. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ^mostly this but with more apathy
and ignorance * still hasn't googled what an ipad is and is unlikely to, i'll trust the wisdom of b3ta to keep me informed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# A giant ipod touch.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# i'm aware these things exist
but still have no idea what the point of them is, only just got a pone that's smaller than a car, now they appear to be getting bigger again and my eyesight is no good for tiny web surfing even if i ever felt the need. i could use a built in spirit level though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Judging from this compo, it is either:
1. a sanitary pad with an apple logo
2. a giant iphone
3. a modern stone tablet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# The amount of journalist-spaff this so called aspirational piece of fucknuggetry has generated
beggars belief. The papers are sopping in free advertising for what boils down to another bit of unnecessary touch-screen wanksorcery.

I just wish my kitchen light would stop flickering.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I'm sure there's an app for that
iHammer or something
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# donate £1 a month
and you can save these starving children from being frozen in permanent stasis

always standing, ever in the same position, forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# yup
yup
yup

and yup
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Huzzah!
The White Man's Burden for the 21st Century, eh?
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)
# yes. yes indeed
very much this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# This joke wasn't endorsed by Bob O'Geldof...
On the other hand. I fucking love it, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Is it too early for a drink?


Having a bad day, looking forward to pub o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# It is never, ever too early for drink.
/life is meaningless blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# That's all that rain isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Don't you racist me you death rocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# i like these :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Too sweet for me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# The drink?
or my attempts at drawing them?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# the drawings
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Angostura Bitters
shurely....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
Nothing to see here...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# He he he very good!
You're right nothing to see here :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I like pubs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# News from Oz
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Haha
I honestly can't tell if you've shopped this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# If you look closely
you can see Indiana Jones inside, running away from a giant boulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Certain places in california
will pay good money for that kind of talent.

I'll get Michael Lucas on the phone now...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# LAAAAAA! lalalala LAH larr!
/random pavarotti disease
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# My first reaction
was not that this was Random Pavarotti Disorder, but Random Transglobal Underground Syndrome.

But then I realised that that's more of a "NAAA na NA NA NA" sound.
/differential diagnosis
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Blummin ace.
Saw them a couple of times - once at Hackney Ocean.

Bass down deep like the middle of the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# The chord sequence in this
has never EVER failed to make me happy.

It's one of the most life-affirming things ever. If someone could find a video of kittens miaowing in the same intervals, it'd cure all world conflict.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I believe you need to write to Rob, that such a request might find its way into the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Good call!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# HOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# OMG that was my dream last night!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# But I don't look anything like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Don't spoil it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hrooyah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Stop It
or Tidy Up, I can't remember.

edit: "Stop it and tidy up" google search return some interesting images...specifically the fourth. (safe search:moderate.)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# heh
It's Tidyup, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# ha!
first laugh of the day*

*week
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Diiiive
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# pfft...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] can't wait for next year...
introducting the iPad nano, yours for just £5000

laziest post evar!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I've seen lazier
mainly my own posts.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Is that shopped?

---
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I'm guessing not...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Fucking hell
This compo has about three ideas done over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Much like apple's product range
AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH LOL!!11111oone
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha that's really ironic actually because Apple do only really have about three products so that's actually really spot-on actually.
Right - peppermint tea, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Just like every other compo.
One shuddering, heaving, turd-sweating bandwagon...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Don't hold back, let us know how you really feel about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Honestly the amount of complaining about compos
One would be forgiven for thinking entry was obligatory, and job losses and credit ratings would be affected for non-attendance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Most other compos aren't *this* bad though

I know it's the done thing to whine about compos, but I am not a person who does this easily.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Well there was the "desktop art" one....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I haven't been around much
but whenever I pop in here, I see the same things. Ergo my comment.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Fucking hell
This compo has about three ideas done over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Fucking hell
This is shitter than aids
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# ha ha... Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# you could have changed the top left to say iPad at least
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Bloody Hell
These comments have about three ideas done again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Fucking hell
This compost is well rotted and rich
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] iBelieve


Just leaving this here....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Nice
and nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Correction
very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Haha,nicely.
Guy in white: "There must be a camera in here somewhere"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I can forgive the lack of camera.
but an ebook reader with a screen more reflective that hulk hogans tits? This I cannnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# thats really well shopped
i just wish this compo wasnt so shit as this deserves more replies

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# ^^ this
nice shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Well shopped!
Well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# well, well, well...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea what the fuss is all about...
my dog has had one for years already
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# nice!
have a joke wot I just readed

Q: What do you call an open can of tuna on a lesbian's coffee table?
A: Pot Pourri
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# cleverly done
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# OMFG I MUST OWN THIS DOG AND ALL SUBSEQUENT UPGRADES
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I bet the dog's called Patch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Now get it to pee up the side of Compos House, with a face drawn on it.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# pffft
but, as I just saw, already been done
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# meh, i did look, but missed it
and not done exactly like this :p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I did do another one laters
But that was before I saw you had done this.
Have a clicky anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cushty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# your sig needs explaining right now young man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Daily Fail headline
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1243109/Giles-Corens-Twitter-sex-death-rant-12-year-old-drumming-neighbour.html

Though they altered it slightly after I adopted it for my sig (and added 'speech marks')
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# oops
its almost as if every little thing you type these days gets communicated around the world

mind you - I'd very much like to spend a sexy evening with his sister
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Victoria?
Oh my... hot, sexy, intelligent and a bad ass poker player

Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Time for a bit of the old ultraviolence


(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Oh that film.
EDITED FOR BEING SCARED OF THE DAILY FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Viddy well...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Looks like he's ready for a bit of the old in-out
and then a bit of the milk. It'll be 'right horror show,
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# can't beat it
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I blame drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# HAHAHA! I get it!
Because of his penis, yeah?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# He's got a fat arse
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Because he has an iPad
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# My hiding place of choice is always behind the cutrtains
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I now require linkage to Nos. 1 through to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ninja tagging
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# ahaa i hadn't noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# i tried to hide in a container once, had a similar problem
devil of a job getting the doors shut.

also, cutrtains?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I tried to hide in a suitcas once,
I could hardly contain myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I tried to hide in a mirror once
I was totally beside myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# don't know what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# THAT'S MY LIVING ROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I'd check for
lurking dead porn stars when you get home
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I seem to be infested with them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Places John Holmes can nearly hide
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahA!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *logs in* *notices yet moar iPad tedium*
*posts work in progress*



Click for bigger (33 kb)

Will be Acrylic on canvas, this is just an outline as you can see...

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Where's the fucking iPad?
Woohoo Robot DJ!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# It's in his pance
Soaking up up his iDribbles
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Tesco are fascist authoritarian bully-boy bastards:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8484116.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Isn't that just anti-chav?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Yes.
Sorry - I meant "fascist authoritarian bully-boy bastards" in the nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
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b3ta.com/board/9891864
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# You mean I now have to get dressed to shop?!
WTF?! How can I follow dudeism if I can't wear my bathrobe everywhere. Fascist pigs
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Exactly this.
Anyone who goes shopping in their pyjamas or dressing gown should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# they've been on peopleofwalmart.com
and seen the scary future.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Honestly - I can't wait until I'm The Grand High Poobah, Benign Dictator Of Earth and All Glory
I'm going to have a massive cull of the underclasses, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# nuke the earth from orbit.
it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# St. Mellons is a good place to start then.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# "But Muslims go in Tesco in their pyjamas"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# robo porn
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I want a copy! XD
(CJcypher finaly learned someting on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# i mean a hard copy when its finished LOL!
(CJcypher finaly learned someting on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Do you like it hard then, sir?
DO you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha ..... ¬¬
(CJcypher finaly learned someting on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I might be able to muster some prints =]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# that'd be awesome!
(CJcypher finaly learned someting on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# WIP is good
Please continue
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Burns iEmbassy
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# omg u didnt!!! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# he did.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# an iFatwa has been decreed
death to the iNfidel
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Alt+Alt+Compo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# WinWinWinWinWin!!!!!!
*Clicks* You're ace you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# did you see mine?
*edit* Ahh - I see you did

belated noon-style nings!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Wouldn't would
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] read it and weep....
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I read it and RISsed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# No
Me too.

Re sig: I think they're going to sell a stand to solve this little problem.
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# because a pull-out bit on the back would just be ridiculous.
And not generate further profit from gullible sillies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Explain, human!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] alt alt compo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ice ice baby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha
This is mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Godzirra!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# What the balls is the brief?
Cloverfield with NO budget?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Shit toy
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# the incisions are in a Y shape
traditionally
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Shoot!
I thought I'd get that wrong and, as you're a Doctor, I bow down to your knowledge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# good stuff
(thediscokingpin, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# nice stitches
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Pssst, it's an Autopsy Transexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# no
just another victim of the infamous GENITAL ERASER KILLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I IZ IN UR UNDEES TAKIN UR JUNKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Flog it on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# *Bids*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Imma get get get a spoon....
then eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# spoon?
well lah-de-fucking-dah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# .com
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# WeAutopsyAnyTranny
.com
WeAutopsyAnyTranny
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WeAutopsyAnyTranny
.com
WeAutopsyAnyTranny
.com
WeAutopsyAnyTranny
.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Needs more stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# You are correct.


SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# GLEE
@:-) (turban wearing smilie)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# pick up my bags, there's a good subjegated colonist
pip pip.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# good day

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# :D <3's
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# stop showing me your ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# but without the word 'stop'
hang on. i'm mocking myself. dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Self-realisation FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# This goes without saying.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# The world would be a better place with more Stoats.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Aha, the gentleman's thread, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Alternative Compo


just don't ask to see her wrinkled Fishnets....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# corr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha
That's wrong in so many ways
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# blimey
and again, blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ning Freebs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Ol' pink

Click for bigger (154 kb) | bloggins mcginty
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# hurrah something good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# is it still the 1970s where you are?
also: one of his eyes is peeling off
also: still click
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# from the position of the continents I'd say it's the 50s (million years bc)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# \o/
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Best radio scene EVER.
Bar NONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# only good bit in the film too
bill bailey FTW. (even when bird watching on tv for hours and hours)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Haven't seen the fillum
Martin Freeman upsets me too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# it's ok, but not really funny enough
nice visual design going on.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Like with Terry Pratchett & Lord Of The Rings
I think it's just so visual in one's imagination that I'm reluctant to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# LOTR is spot on.i don't think they could have done any better
but i think large budgets ruins comedy. fucked red dwarf up.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Gimly was a hard bastard
Not a comedy foil.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ok, all the 'not the beard!' moments made me wince a bit
but i'll forgive Peter Jackson because the rest is tops. especially the designs for the orks being different for each area they came from. Uruk Hai being all beefy, Orks from the rotten, ill city (minus morgul?) being all cancerous. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Yes, alright.
But still - you see my point.

I'm waiting for them to make The Matrix into a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# ;)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matrix_%28printing%29
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I concur
I still haven't watched LOTR completely

I had a "I've read the books 10 times before any of you people ever heard of it!" fit when everyone was flipping out over the movies and you couldn't enter a bookstore without running into LOTR merchandise

nowadays I just can't be arsed to sit through the whole marathon
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Very good! But shouldn't there be...
a small Japanese spaceship trying to harpoon him?
(Lemming, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# oh look, the countries really do have their names written on them in big letters.
woopic:) and it is a lovely pic.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# They sure have
Have you not seen Google Earth?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Google owns the Earth now?
i suppose it was only a matter of time
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Google is just the trading name of the Illuminati
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# brilliant
i love how its fins are in water
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Ooh!
He's shagging the Nordic folk./
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)

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