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[challenge entry] he he he
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I think this should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# yeah, me too
I might not enter that into this compo, this compo is quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# enter your anal mooring
into the compo that is...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I already did that, camp freddy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# use a water based lube
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:19, archived)
# But there's no Hulk Hogan!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Ew.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:14, archived)
# TO LET
TOILET

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Moo Rings
:(
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I just read your profile
it made no sense whatsoever. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# No Worries
You read it, and it's more than I could ask for. Thank you :D

Not that anything there is worth reading.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# it made me slightly worried
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# dirty thread deleter
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I think he rubbed out the wrong letter
for massive failability

www.b3ta.com/board/9921678
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)
# someone smoked a dooby too early
doh!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahaah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahahah! I would have clicked that had I seen it before deletion...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# make sure you sell it on amazon though
otherwise people could have a hard time finding a copy
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# SPANG!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# good times..good times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# don't forget...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha gold!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely...

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Ram it up hard.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# EEEEK!
That puppet used to freak me out as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# he's still doing it
who do you think is stealing your post?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# :D
had to check the name, what was hartley the hare from? - can't be arsed to wiki
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Pipkins
hartley was creepy...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMdBh09zP8U
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Topoff was annoying.
Pig was a twat.
Octavia was a patronising freak.
What a great show. I loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Pipkins!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] pea for the compo: not dirty as such but still good.



found this about a week after he died.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)
# he's got legs
geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# That's Bad.
[Gets coat.]
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Extra marks
For rickets.
(MessFX, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Used to work at Somerfields and often folded back the flaps of the wine boxes before putting them on the shelf
(__, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Cunty Manor.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I am looking into your soul
mmmm tasty tasty soul
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# time to shop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
you said "flaps"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:00, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I'm just going to watch this all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# FLAP!


HAPPY INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)
# cunty
flaps?
(Elma Fuddbo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# i'm trying that one!
:D
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Alas,
they've changed the boxes now, so you can no longer do this :(
(tty, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Surrepticious Christmas cocks ftw.
This outrageous act of crime was committed our local in Congleton. Can you see what I did kids?



and in the same pub this one which didn't even need any assistance from me..

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Christmas comes around quicker and quicker every year.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I didn't get anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Santa knows when you've been naughty.
Not been out raping again have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# If you are from Congleton...
Do you know Ian?

www.conservatives.com/economy/

He seems like a right nob.
(Lord Tredegar, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Which pub is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast Link of mine for compo
I present a J-CDC, with a bonus "how I did it" video.




video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4639826755567486460
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *pulls face of abject apathy*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# it seemed both big & clever at the time
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I'll give you credit for having at least the correct number of pubes per bollock.
but that's all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# So that's what you look like
Now I see why you want to be a wolf so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)
# DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRR.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# You just broke my mind.
I want my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# A bit rushed but I think it works.

from Ninj's original
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# You're fucking good.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Was it supposed to be Peter Mandelson riding a bicycle through the sky?
If so, it works.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I think it needs more ET in a basket - what do you think?

Spot the Difference :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Maybe he's on the way back from selling ET
JUST LIKE HE'S SOLD THIS COUNTRY TO THE DOGS!

I am satire.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Shatire.
Either shit satire, or Shatner-tire. You pick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
# But I want Shatner's ire.
More useful than his tire.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Snooker practice at 2. What the fuck am I going to do until 2? I already watched the Indiana Jones films.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Deadspace: Shadow of Chernobyl.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Spacedog: Riding the Ferris Wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Watch Prime Ministers Questions at 12 and then start a new thread without an image in an attempt to seriously discuss what has gone on
Make sure you reply to every CUNT and FAIL image thoughtfully.

That'll fill a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Cunt Fail 2: Hilarity Ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Saying cunt the funniest way competition. ACTIVATE.
Although you might have to do it with an anonymous second account or people might be reserved in their antipathy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# You could polish your balls
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I'll do that in the shower later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# HAHA!
Now do Clarkson!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# No, Kelly.
And then do Boris Johnson. And Cameron. And David Jason.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# needs more wizard of oz

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Well worth the wait, simply superb sir!! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Yes. This works.
Great stuff!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Nice
(herman:D, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure if this counts,
but it was in a shop, and there was some editing on my behalf to generate
rude/funny word
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Dat sum Shito?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Needs more editing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Shit hot, hot Shito.
If my phone had an i in front it would be better
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:41, archived)
# And it is!
(It's good stuff, is Shito, with a great name to boot)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Love is a wondrous thing....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hai Moley! *Click* :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Hello Ninjypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)
# FEEEESH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Today's fish is trout a'la creme! Enjoy your meal!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# What's he carpin' on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, archived)
# don't start this
I have a haddock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Take two boilies and call me in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)
# then he'll be cured
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# but if not
I'm sure your sole will go to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# or some plaice like it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I wonder if Salmon Rushdie will go to heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# hope it's not a Rock and a hard Plaice
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Oh for Cod's hake, you're all talking a load of pollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
#


F'rm'ere
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Beaton <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Derpderp wolf derp
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# This one, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I'm a drillwolf.
Drrr drr drrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# :D
Fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# And it could go on for dace...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Yes, many many floundering attempts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Some batter than others.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Your son will be a molefish :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I long for the day that space fishmen
come down to earth and randomly deprive humans of oxygen, tearing their lips off in the process
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Sounds like a night out with John Leslie...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha oh god...it's a fucking fish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# and you're a fucking human... so?
or did god pat you on the head and tell you you're better than all the other animals?
I just fancy some payback, would make me laugh seeing all the people complain when their children are grabbed from their normal habitat, smashed over the head and stuck in a glass box in a pub :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Sex with aliens would be cool. I guess not great, but cool anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# so no one's ever caught him?
Well, one feller came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet
tall he was, with arms like tree trunks! His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...


Ace, moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Is that Ian russell
from Heathrow Bait Services?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# HAHA
you're posting like a demon at the mo!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# reverse mermaid
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] B&Q serves up a couple of gems.
(localhost, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Is that male or female?
I can't quite tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I saw someone this morning and I couldn't tell if it was a teenage boy or a middle aged woman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, archived)
# It's quite topical, as there is such a thing at the URL in my sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# so there is
do you carry that sig at all times in case of such an emergency?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I get the feeling that
in a week or so, the daily heil will be outraged by random obscenities appearing in shops all over britain and will form a b3tan witch hunt.

*crosses fingers and hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# haha
wasn't this in the newsletter recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)
# maybe
I think there was a link to a pic which spelled out



was this the one?

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# haha yes I think so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)
# YES.
WIN.

Although Shirley there's enough letters there for repitition, if not an entire sweary sentence?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)
# There's a twat on third row....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# it says OPTWAT too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# And there's a hint of PISS...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)
# that's the old folk who work there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# needs more
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Yes sweetheart,
we can see what it says, you don't need to do the actions...

:o)
(robbersdog, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] does this count?
There was a giant Scrabble board at the Latitude Festival last year and I just couldn't resist:

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# How big is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# giant
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# My dad's bigger than your dad
...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# bastard
my dad was david rappaport
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Well...
C2 + U1 + N1 + T1 x 3 = 15. So not particularly massive.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Massive? Well how heavy are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# the board was over 2 miles across
and each tile was made of marble and required two people to lift it.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Can you estimate the strength of gravity for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# twentington
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# This picture frightens me.
It's a giant scrabble board, but it's dark and shabby and looks post-apocalyptic. We were too busy playing giant scrabble to notice the approaching disaster and this is the aftermath, or maybe the apocalypse came in the form of a disease that makes us manufacture everything too big.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# yes
that's just how it was. Don't touch the brown acid.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)
# MASSIVE CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Ice Demon


Not been drawin much for myself recently cos of jobness, so this is the first thing I've done in aaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# One of the better drawings I've seen on B3ta.
There should be /art and /projects boards, that would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Profile for Ttssattsr:
* a member for 2 years, 6 months and 10 days
* has posted 0 messages on the arts board
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
# this is because you have no culture man
only cultured people would be allowed to post on there
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# What about the culture club?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# They would be allowed
but only on a trial basis
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Culture is scary.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Do you think we would be allowed to post thoughtfully lit photographs of our penises on the arts board?
That's art sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# It's art. Unless it's gay. Then it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9921060
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# no if you are a yogurt
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# ARTS HOLE!
Tsstatrrer you are a good man and you have a fine arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Zumf, your arts have eclipsed my arts and as such I retire from the feild of arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# NO DON'T LEAVE THE FLID OF ARTS
Where would we go for our incredible cowboy boots then?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I'm sure one of my MANY FOLLOWERS would take the role of cowboy booting everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Your fursona is a wolf, right?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Yes. Wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Okay cool I just had to check this was you
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I'M A NAUGHTY SEXY WOLF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# does my arts look big in this?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah, I feel a bit odd posting non-funnies...
like I'm pissing on a bonfire or something :s
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Jonah - The Wilderness Mutant Years
Nice lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Oui
Which one? That one?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# house of commons
weds afternoon

(aka hose of commons)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Would I!
...Would I?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Thanks for pissing on our bonfires.
This is great btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# outstanding work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Good job Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Why are you always raining on people's images?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Your stuff is blummin ace and if I could have draws I would choose yorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# ICE, ICE, BABY
 
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Nicely, here's a friend I painted...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)
# hehe nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)
# An Eschermobile!
An Eschertrope? An Escher-Sketch! (actually that's been done)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Art Deco Turkey is Art Deco.
WOO YAY HOUPLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Looks like MATHS to me...
Excellent work though. How long did it take?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# That depends how you count it.
Yesterday it looked like this

It was supposed to be a tree.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Bloody hell.
You have all teh skillz0rz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# The Many-Angled Ones!
Fab
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# 8o
Great work, Felix.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# OH MY FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I wonder if it will be friends with me?
 
woo, and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I likeee :D
(herman:D, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Harumph....

PS: *Does not animate coz I iz shit at it*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I'll have a bash for you
this is most woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)
# After your superb FP chimney...
...I can't wait!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I am a big fan of his.
He's something of a role model for me. Anyone who can get fired twice then be reemployed by the same people for a larger salary and a peerage must have heads in fridges and a library of photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)
# The sort of person who,
When they ask "I wonder if you wouldn't mind ... " knows you know they're not asking a question.

Mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Yeah Mr Bean fucking RAWKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# God I watched some of that the other day.
I seem to remember enjoying it when it came out.

Bloody hell - he's only a mask away from being a bloody mime.

FACT OF THE DAY:

Rowan Atkinson has a stutter, and had therapy to get over it. He is also really quite shy and gets stage-fright.

When he says "Bob", one of reasons he pronounces it so comicly is because he's doing the therapy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# *throws mop handle into spokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahha!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# For a Winning Cup every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# we drink out of benders at work
www.benders.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I could be brew!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# HAHAHA
That's the tagline I was looking for!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Nicely sir!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Morning NInj
And thank you good man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I didn't think tea could get any better but apparently it can.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Woo, Camomilelot!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# One of my first Christmases with Mrs Vagabond I bought her a NBC mug.
It was the singularly most disasterous present I have ever bought.

It's now down in the annuls of history about what not to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Da-da-da-da-daa! I'm lovin' it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# gurgleburgleflurgle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Mmmm tasty, tasty Imperial Leather!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)
# He's a smooth-talkin' charmer
and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# *tongues screen passionately*
Wait, is that a winkie? Now I feel dirty.

WOo as always Mr Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Nice tongue action
I haven't said that to a man in ages ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
# He's going for the alphabet trick
but he only knows two letters.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Usually with my luck it's Mnnmnnmnnnnnnmmmmmm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha, "Now mouths that gargle with dish water can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid..."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Gold medal winnner in the cunnilingus on ice event.
/Vancouver
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
# it doesn't half make your knees cold though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Wot- no suicide?
Or is he taking an overdose?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# So is he dying?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# in his heart for you yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Awgossh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Revolting.
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Haha, great
Throw in the undies, they'll be clean in no time!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
# *argle*
Moonin', Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I've opened a special bonus challenge for the going into shops and rearranging stuff to make rude word pics
that people were posting. This doesn't effect the normal challenges - I just want to encourage vaguely bad / amusing behaviour.

www.b3ta.com/challenge/naughtyshop/popular
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# *Rushes to Lidl with camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)
# just take photos of the people who shop there
mind you, the best looking girl I have possibly ever seen was shopping in Lidl. Tragically no pic. The daggers from Mrs S were scary enough for just glancing at her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I have no problems with Lidl.
I am poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:39, archived)
# they do some great food
and the weird things in the jumble-sale aisle often make me smile.





I need a life, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hahah, I just had to *click* "Tit pimps"
I'm going to have to spend some time in the herbs aisle on Sunday....

I'm just waiting for the first b3tan to get to a Morrisons, and tear down the sign on the front, leaving behind "RIS"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# ^this^ with bells on
particularly as I had to google the meaning of ris the other day due to ignorancey.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I endorse this kind of random acts of petti-anarchism :D
But if B3tans are banned from Tesco won't they end up starving to death out of principle of not stepping foot into Lidl :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)
# You forgot to post a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# That should be
"This doesn't affect the normal challenges"

Apologies for being such a fussy twat.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Excellent!
This one looks fun.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Kaabooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Haha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Cheers Bela...
...and ning all! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# The Son of Staypuft must survive..
Top work, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Cheers Rev!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Fat Albino Barbie
Oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:06, archived)
# This reminds me.
It's my mum's birthday. I think I must've signed up as a present to her or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Have a lovely b3taday, AEIYM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Thanks all.
In marked contrast to every other day of the year I will be celebrating with a hangover at work and being shouted at for no reason by a load of cunts I hate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Our thoughts are with you at this difficult time..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Happy burnt wax stick day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Happy Cycling!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# If it was June 9th I'd be a bit freaked
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# In 1969.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)
# In the sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hoppy barfday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# happy candles Eagle!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Happy Happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahah! Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Thanks Stevie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
#
*weeps for the inevitable clouds of floomf*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Looks like he has a michelob on.
nicely,ningletons and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Hai Whato!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# could someone please explain
How that film got 9 Oscar nominations?

I'm very confused, given that it was (imho) a load of old pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Because in some other peoples' opinion it was outstanding
If it doesn't win Best Picture I'll blow up my car
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Outstanding? really?
In what way did it stand out for you?

I'm not looking to start an argument here, or call into question your judgement. I'd genuinely like to know what you saw in it that I, and the people I watched it with missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Hey I didn't say it was outstanding for me.
I quite liked it, I was entertained, but it wasn't brilliant.

It's definitely the grittiest war film for a while though, but it went beyond that as well.. It was incredibly tense and at times breathtaking. And if you like that sort of thing it's probably quite good. The characters weren't particularly likable and didn't really go anywehere, which is why I don't think it's outstanding, but I enjoyed it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Perhaps the tension was something I missed
I'd just watched Inglorious Bastards, and the incredibly tense beer cellar scenes may well have taken the edge off.

I'd agree with you on the characters though. And perhaps go further. they came across as downright irritating to me, and I kept hoping for them to get blown up at the end. I honestly don't think I would even have picked up on the polt driver of the guy in charge being an adrenalin junkie, if it hadn't said so on the box. He just came over as a nob head :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Christ yeah, Inglourious Basterds is a much better film
I don't think I've ever felt so immediately involved in a film as I did with that first scene, with the jews under the floorboards and the guys above talking in German. Goddamn.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Very brave to use so much subtitling
but it pays off in spades.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# fucking hippies!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha
No do an after shot with them walking back carrying the shopping bags :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't think I have the skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Then allow me....


(John didn't want anything)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
I like both of these.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# ^
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)
# You utter shitpiece!
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
they'd run out of eggs then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)
# maybe they're off to buy bacon
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# My favourite part of London for bibbing at tourists.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Well they have sold it.
It wouldn't surprise me.

I have a friend that works around there, and they said it's a nightmare going down that road because every single bloody tourist wants to get their bloody picture taken there every single hour of every single bloody day.

Because - y'know - they're really original and whacky.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# People who move there complain about it aswell apparently.
Because they had no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Yet Battersea Power Station is remarkably clear of Japanese tourists trying to tether giant inflatable pigs between the chimneys..
.. what a world!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Bela :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Tech Support Barbie
Oh my god
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:46, archived)
# there appears to be a problem with your picture
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Tech Support Barbie
I didn't upload. I just assumed people might look for it. Anyway here it is.

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I'd prefer her out of The IT Crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Red. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Katherine Parkinson
redheads are all of the sexy these days

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# really?

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:06, archived)
# sure - a little mascara
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Phwoar!
Captain America will be smashing this guy's face in, at a cinema near you in 2012..

.. trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)
# My back is incredibly evil.
Like bit fat Braille. Gonna hafta change the pillowcase sooner or later. Or wash my 'hair'. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Which bit of the FAQ did you have trouble with, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# the new user, Hockmeister
followed up his post with a post that read "Tech Support Barbie
I didn't upload. I just assumed people might look for it. Anyway here it is." and he then inserted a picture he found on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# What a complete bellend!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# cha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)
# nice approach
THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING* ON THE INTERNET BUT YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK FOR IT YOURSELVES





*dull
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# he is an agent for GOOGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Agent of Google
Didn't really get a chance then before being hit



(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# huzzah!
now your getting it. Welcome to b3ta, pull off a kitten, insert a chair etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Pull off a kitten
Never tried but need to lose the L

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)
# heheh
I think the L stays for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Oh my god
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# You tease us with the promise of pictures, then expect us to do all the hard work of finding them?
Love your style, Hockmeister.
Welcome to b3ta..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# he's gonna fit right in
once the scars heal
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# If he can withstand the immense temperatures that such an early flaming can produce, he'll be star-proof for the rest of his days.
Great sig, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:06, archived)
# oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Tech Support Barbie
Oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# It's not even Tuesday, FFS you mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# He's such a noob he turned up a day late haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
KILL HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# You took a wrong turn
Try:
/Links
Try:
Teh FAQ
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# aw bless
a GC post on the wrong board with no link or picture anyway

It got no replies when I posted it (http://b3ta.com/links/Tech_Support_Barbie) - but knock yourself out :D

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:49, archived)
# OMFG!!!!!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:50, archived)
# emergency fluff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:50, archived)
# fake
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# you would know duckie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahaha playground FTW
"I know you are but what am I?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# YOUR MUM
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)
# ACTUALLY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE MY MUM'S DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# mine too
so it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# one less christmas card for me to send out this year then..
/ac :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# YER MAW!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# This is beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Where da white pussy at?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Brilliant. Just brilliant.
FP this now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# you jinx'd it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# WHAT NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# a new user named Hockmiester
made a new post that said "Tech Support Barbie Oh my god"

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# What a massive nob-end
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# who? what? where? when? why? which?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# hello new person
please post a picture when starting a new thread on the mainboard.

If you're posting a link to a video you want the links board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# and if you need to talk shite then it's /talk*

*but only as a last resort
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
poor /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# And like that, *poof*, it was gone..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Tech Support Barbie
Oh my god
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Inspirational

I made this just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Shirley?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)

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