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[challenge entry] Prolly bindun already...
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# oof!
you can let yourself trout
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Gefilte fish?
Jewfish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# :D

I'd have called it Fin'dlers list
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Haha!
Nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# koy story?
anyone else see that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# yeah yeah, I made a spelling mistake...
I'm re-doing it now, is that OK?
it's been a long day... :(
(Testicles just for you, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# haha
thought i was imagining things for a second there
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# goy story?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
#
Amoy Story?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Straight to wok!
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# oh my god, the noodles! the terrible noodles! AAAAARRGGHHHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Heh. Seen "A Serious Man"? 'But what happened to the goy, Rabbi? With the teeth?' 'What happened? Who cares?'
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# not seen that one
are there zombies in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# None whatsoever.
I did see Zombieland the other day, which DOES have a lot of zombies in. And Bill Murray.

Also : The Signal. That's a kind of zombie-ish film. More "world gone mad" film.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# zombieland is in my dvd player as we speak
i've only watched it 4 times in the past 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# In Heaven, everything is DOOOOMED

(And yes, I know it's spelled Frazer. Shhhh)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# hahahaha
top shop
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# dooomed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# ^ we all are
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Ooooh... nicely done Tribs...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
brillyent!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# This..
Is the only one I voted for. Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah i spelt it wrong lol


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(grotpig, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# ZOMG!
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# tigga, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Tiggas with attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
#
Tigga what?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# youtube won't work for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# have you tried talking nicely to it, or bribing?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# yes
i believe it's time for a new computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# What's a chariman?
Is it like a charizard?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# He said
The Sheriff is near
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I see your bueller and raise you a bugler
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
#
nice one bud
(grotpig, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 7:19, archived)
# Bob: The Suicidal Penguin


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Bob gets philosophical...
(Scootter, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# he was like..all zen mode an' shit there

clearly bobs a cunt.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# silly bob!
just smother yourself in barbecue sauce and wiggle provocatively in front of a leopard seal!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# and this surprises you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# WOW!
You need to register a domain for this and whore it across the interwebs. :S
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I tag my images with my website url....as do a lot of other b3tans
what's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# No problem.
:)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# In other news,
Whilst getting ready for work this morning and applying foot clothing, the first thing I though was "fuck me" that IS SOCK!

It was so similar, lying there on the floor, that I nearly took a photo, then realised I would look a twat if I posted a photo of my sock on B3ta :S

/Random blog
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# make that sock a cock
and i'm sure no-one would mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# cock photos are only for special occasion shirley
...and I am way off my 2000th post :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# can't you just lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# YOU wouldn't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# i certainly wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# shh!
don't blow it, i think i've almost got him convinced!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# There's a problem with whoring one's domain?
Damn...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Whore it NOW!
As I don't recall seeing your domain :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Do you have sigs blocked or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# actual lols
So rarely do my eyes actually look at peoples sigs :)

Am venturing there now as quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk has win written all over it.
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] What is your major malfunction numbnuts?
(retroroberto, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# haha
You wait ages for a full metal jacket related post...
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# And goats eat them all?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# And then your penis falls off
and then you go to pick it up and your eyes fall out?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# that's only if you've got cooties
if cow and chicken are to be believed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# And goatse at them all?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
# i'm sensing a trend
and i want to play hogs of war
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Haha, was just about to mention that!
What a fantastic game that was...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# i'll make you sizzle like a deep-fried squirrel!
best put-down ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Didn't he also make Cowmando?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# this here is how you comment

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# My folks have a tortoise,
I want it to look just like this
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# mwahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha!
that's not a foxhole, it's a cardboard box!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# A day without lettuce is like a day without sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
# every leaf is a banquet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Nice
Woo Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Taking no flack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
# oooh lovely
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Neoprene tortoise covers with this design on them might make you a small fortune....
Topshop
:D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] MAKE HIM STOP!

: O
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Nawty cat!
Nawty tits!
Nawty step!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen on the internet ever.
Fact.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I feel dirty
!! : O
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# It's okay.
I've only had an internet since Tuesday.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I second this
Stunning piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# You sick human being!
I love you! :D

PS:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# you're filth, just pure filth
that's why i like you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# You are completely out of your mind
and I am just fucked up with jealousy.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Oooooh that ring tailed cat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
!
Edit: Were the shit stains really necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Or the blood!
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# where is the shit :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Ha ha
Lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Your animations are just incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# ^ This
Fantastic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA *falls over*


I love the way it jumps and looks round :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Fake
No wedding ring.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# >:D
hahahahahahahaha i love you !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# oh my goodness me
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# LOL!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha:DDDDDDDDD
(herman:D, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha "RedBum RedBum!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# bloody hell
how are the rest of us supposed to cmpete with this brilliance

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# <img width=400 src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10128/1270148857/ShiningHole.gif">
makes it look a whole lot biggerr.... lol punny...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# hahahaha
the animation is wonderfully done. superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Outstanding
PANOWIE
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Tits does it again!
Amazing stuff...
:D

*Clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
best... thing EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# and the "Goatse of the Decade" award goes to................................
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Fantastic Stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# *Bends index finger*
Red Ring, Red Ring
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
#
Absolutely amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# oh my word!
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Excellent
and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Truely
brill with ants
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Bad kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Weird. I was watching this film earlier and I thought...
"You know, I could make a really good image out of this scene"

Of course then I dismissed it out of sheer laziness '-'
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 2 Apr 2010, 3:44, archived)
# i posted earlier whil sober
ive just got in ater drinking 40 quids wrth of 75pence a shot vodka and couphed up a lung laughing at this.
i truly believe tis contains the highest of all hummus ever to grace the b3ta fp.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 4:57, archived)
# this has got to win!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Redbum, Redbum!
eeeewww! unexpected GOATSE
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# O_O
Fantastico :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# this is brilliant
I love your cat animations, the one with the bloke at the bus stop is fantastic too.

how do you make them?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# With
Photoshop, image ready : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Fucking ace Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Absolutely Fantastic!
Well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# My copy
of the shining on dvd was bought 4 years ago

It's still in its cellophane wrapper

I'm not scared honest

Ok, I cant watch the bit with room 237
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)
# teh bomb
you is the daddy.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Brilliance yet again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Oh, Mr Tits!
You just made me shriek with laughter!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# REDRING! REDRING!!
fantastic stuff Faceburger.

Poor kid.
(Carlosfandango, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# frighteningly good
:)
(william_shatner, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# wow!
- truly excellent stuff. You've surpassed yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Quality...
...pure quality.
(Plumstix has been spying on you since, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha,
genius!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] A View To A Krill
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# :codename Robocod?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# She took the bait !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Is Jaws in that one?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Eggsellent weather.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Egg Zactly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# :D, Bet there is a draught through those windows
[Picture of some Guinness draught outside windows]
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# that link is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# it only works in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# YAY!
An Mstandot original!

The imitators are nothing compared to you! NOTHING I tell you! :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Dodge of War
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# what in blazes?
that single-file army of cats is just trying to mind its own business!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# and trying not to land mine it's own business !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# FUXCKYH1111

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/chicago_zoot_suit.gif
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I've been there
Fucking radical place. But Sears Tower is fucking pony.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# did you see the man-dog-pimps?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I saw it all babe.
Polish Sausage made out of the shins of an orphan child.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# they have turrets made of salami
and Oreo mountain

tis a blessed place
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Seriously though
Go to the viewing floor of Sears Tower if you want to look at
a pile of lego that's been thrown up by a giant into a very big
and very flat world of brown next to a lake.

Chicago is far more beautiful from the ground. Behind the
Planetarium being a particularly good spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Loop de loo de loop de loop
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# flip ya
flip ya for real
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# 2110 South Michigan Ave
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# is that where you buried the necronomicon?
Bad Valin.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# And Jimmy Hoffa . . . NOMO MOJO
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha, shit, I just turned all my toolbars off and had couple of moments panic realising I didn't know how to get them back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Use your toolbar to turn on toolbars !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# But when you have no toolbars that's impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Turn everything off and on again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# psst
try F11
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# F10
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# not quite as good
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Scratch Balls
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Spiky Balls
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Balls B Gone
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Invasion of the ball snatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# arghh!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Needs more Obiwan
:)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# so, do y'all have April Fool's day with the metric system?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# mmmm
sour grapes?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# oh, no no no! Absolutely not.
I thought it was funny :(

edit: i only included the first image from the home page to show that this is fresh content. I know how kids love fresh content :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# OMFSOURGRAPES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# NO!! you misunderstand me :`(((
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Drama!
This is more like it.

Actually I have to say they've got all those borderline geniuses working over at Google and that's the best April Fool's they can come up with? They've had all year to prepare!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I wanted Google Maps Street View - Great Fire Of London / Rape Of Nanking
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I wanted all the satellite views to be of a post-apocalyptic world, with all major cities destroyed.
I wanted all the street views to be littered with corpses.
I wanted the maps to show "Here Be Dragons" for all locations.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# ... or a tiny little hidden option in Google Earth
"Meth Lab Locations"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# PEOPLE WHO VIEWED THIS WERE ALSO INTERESTED IN:
PIZZA HOUSES
BUTTBROTHELS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Aw hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# indeed.
They could have at least done that rickroll thing where the browser jumps all over the screen while screaming 'The boss is a CUNT!' :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I figure I can fit this in LOLPUNSLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# I only make imperial tea, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Library Lounge Lizards?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# arf! oops!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# 1) Shit toolbar.
2) Who are you stalking?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9989660
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# that's his bookmark bar i think?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# All toolbars are shit. I only begrudingly have the navigation bar up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Tried this?
boagworld.com/reviews/faster-browsing
It's about OS X, but I'm sure there are alternatives if you have a different OS.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# That's very rude of you Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Possibly these people
www.libraryloungelizards.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Be sure to check in with Zilky
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# I'll have to ask them about that, it's just soo cute!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# 2) It is free advertsing for a friend :P :P
1) that sir, is my bookmarks toolbar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9989672
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# A public library that's predominately an online bookstore and by appointment only?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# what the fuck is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Google, did it, I thought B3ta could to it too
www.google.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# They have that translate for animals thing up.
Otherwise I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Only they don't have it on .com, only .co.uk
lolamericansaresostupidthey'dbelieveit
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Mu you're being very rude today.
I think you should draw a dinosaur and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# no idea what you're on about
spotify:track:1dWteEXxzhg5xGNZZ6dJQX
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Kansas
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# 10 160 Squire Meadows Drive?
Why does that flag up Preston AND Blackburn?
(AMadDayYes, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] woof woof !

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Strange coincidence
I was awake all last night wondering if there was a dog.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# hehe *throws ball*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# So Godzilla isn't an animal already? :)
And mecha-godzilla doesn't count!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] digby: redux
this is more the opposite of the compo, but i saw it as a usename and it amused me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# awesome film :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# totoro, to-to-ro
a have a still from it as my farcbook picture

it rules

I love the bus-cat

they should remake it, unt 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# neko bassu!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# well, at least cook it first
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# *sigh*
if you want to see the special catbus film you have to go on the ghibli studio tour on the right day.

there is no other way :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# maybe they only play the film when it rains? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# i want to ride the catbus
like the Simpsons Ride, which is spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:38, archived)
# oh boy oh boy i want to go to japan now and see the catbus film
i wanted to go before, but you've just reminded me and given me another reason
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# its balls must be colossal
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:29, archived)
# GOATZILLA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] baa!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# We're gonna need a sooper dooper pooper scooper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# NSFW. very sexy.
yfrog.com/6ipossessionweb1j
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Hmmm
Did you delete and repost?

You can edit existing posts, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# hahah
nasty
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# You didn't need to delete it. Nice boys use edit.
Deleteing doesn't bring back the thread you pushed off the board the first time, and when you repost you push another off too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# so if you posted 20 new threads
and then deleted them all, you could clear the page? Seems unlikely...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# let's try....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# It's how it used to work. It might have been fixed by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# To the thread lab!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# no
you can't, they all come back

totally didn't once try it with a second account when he was bored and pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Not yours
Must be doing the rounds, it's on

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/latest/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# thats where
i uploaded it. whats your point?
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Okay, never mind
It's very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# monsta
you grubby dubstep merchant
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# hey
babes!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# disturbing but awesome as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# .
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Rawr!
www.b3ta.com/board/8932275
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# haha
bare arms lols
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Like a bear with a saw head?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
#
Shut up!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Krill Bill
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Hahahahah krill
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hell yeah, KRILL POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Haha.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# A time to krill.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] That reminds me...

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Marvellous!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Now that's a version I would watch!
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# You made kitty scared!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
Kitty is taking an unfeasibly large dump!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# HypnoKitty
says "More fish!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)

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