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[challenge entry] Life eh?
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# :D
Funny looking box of chocolates...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] compo it!
ps, pearoast for teh compo, (may not be opposite but what the hell)


(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha nice pounce!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# i have clicked on this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# and i have clicked on this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I clicked on that
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# what's going on here then
*clicking* ? hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I clicked on them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# seems rather popular this *clicking* malarky
*has a go*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# i have clicked on this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# *enjoys being clicked*
*also clicks*..as it's better to give than receive :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Depends what you're receiving
Dildos with teeth, I'm inclined to agree with you. Cheques for a thousand pounds, I might go the other way.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] QUIET PLEASE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha!
those signs are reminding me of "They Live"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Sort of a sign. Doesn't deserve its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# or </body> depending on how you think about it.
nerdlolz.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# reminds me....what came of the Iraq Inquiry?
*just wondered*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# it's next to Iran, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Mrs Smug Bastard

(swank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Why hello there, luvely
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# She doesn't look smug
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Cougar.
Growl.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# That cougar's young enough to be my daughter you scamp!
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# can someone tell me when milfs became cougars?
I've been asleep
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# MILFS are mothers you'd like to fuck
whereas cougars are the more proactive mothers who'd like to fuck you, if you're young and fit and that anyway.

Hope this helps.
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# thanks
I like cougars.
A lot less effort.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# She looks younger than I am
Describing her as either a MILF or a cougar is pretty depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Either way
I would
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# NO. IT'S NOT. It's not though, is it.
For one thing it's red wine. For another thing, she's not sitting with her feet up reading a newspaper. And another thing, there's no fucking croissant.

And finally, she doesn't actually look that smug. More like.... needing of attention.

It's just a needy woman drinking a glass of red wine.

OK?

Oh, and finally, there's no blurred car in the background. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# haha, spot on, Barb' :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# *soothing neck rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Oh that's nice, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Now, cup of tea?
Or, since the sun is most definitely over the yardarm, something a little stronger perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I'd better not, I've got to drive home in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I'll put it in the fridge for you.
No problem.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# thanks for that Rivergho.... oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I have to be the other people when they're not here
It's my duty
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# where is ghostie?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I don't actually have any idea if he's here or not
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Getting his Magical Wizard's Level 34 Bean in WoW probably
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# how things have changed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# *Votes Barb for President*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# > them
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Giant Ants!!!
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Well make your mind up
They're either ants or fleas...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I'll set 'em up,
you knock 'em in.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Haha terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Is that you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Let's throw it open to the audience: IS SHE SMUG?


Q&D on a trackpad.

And, no, she's not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# no
but I strongly suspect a hairy wart beneath that finger
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# She wasn't very good at matching her nail varnish
I mean, look at her right hand!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# she uses that one to wipe her arse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Ah, I see. Figures.
Remind me to only shake her left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha now this is more like it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Good God
I just noticed she's really flat-chested, too, and wears men's shoes.

WHAT IS SHE LIKE?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Sandy Toksvig!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# more jokes like this please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Does anyone know the original source of "smug bastard"?
I dug around and located Freebase, but smug?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# No, I searched for it once, and couldn't find it.
All I found was his baby photo...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Well . . . yaaaaah . . .
www.b3takit.co.uk/smugbastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# But who exactly is he?
And what is that mysterious tag?
And who photoshopped the chair leg?

Someone posted another pic of him once smoking a cigar. I suspect he is a random corporate stock photo cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# The least I could find . . .
smugbastard.ca/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Bookmarked
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# SEVEN FINGERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# :O
I hope she washed her hands before picking up the croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Nah
that's an optical illusion caused by adverse weather conditions creating a layer of cold air just beside the surface of the glass which refracts the image of the road behind causing what were bollards to look like a man's fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Not smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# it did sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# haha
i think i'll have nightmares now.

sexy nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# someone posted a pic of a "mrs smug" the other day too
and like this, she wasn't smug
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# This thread is stupid
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# She's just a less than appealing woman trying to look appealing.
And failing.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# They do...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Dear, oh dear...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Just following orders . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Which one is Pasanonic?
:D

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
That one^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# TJ: i has a kitten
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3iSoH4IsYE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Needs more element of surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# haha you're following me
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# *furtives*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Full of win
I wants a kitteh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Dexter's gonna get big fast eatin' your fingers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# The fat bird in the background

* this post may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I like what's up with this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# them -"my evilness is an extention of the fact i was bullied"
hahaha *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Yay !
Goffs !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# do they only go down?
down into the depths of despair
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
#
despair The Northern Line
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Unoriginal Pea


but nobody else has done it yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# they're lovely toasted!
(I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Mmmmm
Volcano toasted mellows...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# In the benigning . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# quickie
before my daily Diablo 2 binge.

it's true, silly UK road sign peoples
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# You mean you don't have mobius tyres on your car?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# But that's what I love about this sign :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# ah but
surely if the back swung to the left? and the two back tires went exactly in the same area then it would work surely?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# This would indeed work if you had a two dimensional car
However you would rue the lack of luggage space
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I've been pushing a toy car on a carpet...
...trying to prove this right.

I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Carpet isn't slippery enough
try it on lino
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# With a Limo?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# oooh, you're a D2 player as well eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Says who?
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Perfect
nice work sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I thought it was possible?
Say only your front tires are making the marks, and you spin, wouldn't it look something like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Maybe you've blown both front tyres and are down to the rims,
then the back spins out?

You may be on to something here...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# heh
Not impossible the car has been spun around.. :)
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# that's Escher's car
good artist/lousy driver :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Fitting flying leads to surface mount touch switches
can be dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I always thought
that it was a turn heading into a spin - a swerve then heavy brakes and front right tyre making the left mark then the back left skidding over it?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# What does the fine print say at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# "Pfft..."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# do you have a speech impediment?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I bought some fruit that was off coloured
but that was a peach impediment
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# *ba-dum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# **Congratulations!!** You have passed the self abuse sight-loss challenge*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Liquor at the front, Poker in the rear
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Hmm... decisions decisions
should I go in the snug and be considered old before my time or go in the loose and look like mutton dressed as lamb?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# It's all sheep to me
/Welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Bring the mint sauce and wellies and I'm all yours lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# You shearin' 'aht sheep?
Noo, git yer own.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# That's what they should have on the door of
The Drum & Monkey, over the way...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Round our way it's 'loose' and 'slapper'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
Edit: Errr, send me details, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetherspoons
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Ah, yes.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# My office is just round the corner from the Wetherspoons in Piccaddilly Gardens in Mcr City Centre.
You have no idea...

I think I ought to set up a covert webcam and just broadcast a life feed of the worst chavs imaginable.

live
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Or...
just broadcast a life feed of the worst chavs imaginable sell the format to E4.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# *profit*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Haha
Fox & Firkin.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I don't get it.
Anyway... *peas for fun*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Pfft !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# haha
like
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Heehee !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# *heads for snug*
*loosens up after a few*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this the right platform for Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha


hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Ooof little harsh on poor Harvey!
Hardly his fault now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I don't care, I'm gonna' laugh
Because I's a horrible, humour loving individual.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Ooof!
Your reservation for 1st Class, Ma'am?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha! bloody hell, proper office lols, there....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Wonderful
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# *bumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Rare
for me to make a pic with hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Yes
to this kind of thing!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# oh two for the price of one !
I shouldn't laugh but...



*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I started with just
the top, but evil overtook me...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Officelolling
right here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Winner!
(vitaminB, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# *actual LOL*
Consider yourself clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Wrong
But funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# From you sir
that is a compliment indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# So naughty...
It was the slow children that made me snort out of my nose.

Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# brilliant
and well deserved FP :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# My first for
3 years! I'm doing a little dance.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# wonderful.
I saw the big sign and thought, yes, very droll. Then I saw the small sign and I did done a proper lol. Brilliant ma'am. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Thanks
everyone. I know it doesn't QUITE fit the compo, but that inspired it and hell, this is B3ta. I wish I'd got the angle right on the lower sign now...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# ah ha ha ha ha
brilliant


Ps: y ie
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Skill
Skilly Skill Skill
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# You bad bad person.
I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahhahahahhaa!
That's genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# First thought:
Ha ha aha oof.
Nice to see it isn't just me!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Massive respect
That is genius :D
(regthing Scouting for boys, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
#
Gold, pure gold stuck on with glue, orange fake tan and pink glitter..and maybe a smattering of man batter!
(how did I make it past childhood, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# S'good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Aah So Srow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Arf!
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# this are good it is yup
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I've been there!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Good job the snapper was at the top for the second shot
otherwise the Toyota Prius might have run him down.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Rah rah rah, we're off to smash the oiks!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Boris' face is awesome...
Biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# haha now animate it with Viv's boot coming down and hitting Cameron on the head!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# *lobs molotov*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Cameron looks like he's having a cheeky fiddle under the desk
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# he's always on the fiddle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# You dun a satire!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Haha !
smashing :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
now do Labour as the Young Ones :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# heh
that was the plan, but these took me ages and I'm not particularly pleased with how they came out, so perhaps tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# chortle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Osbourne looks as though he's building up for a massive odour release.
:D

Lovely stuff, WB.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah he looks a bit different in this post though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# b'dum tschh!
You're on fire today!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# *doffs cap*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
This made me do a silent 'P'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# \o/
Fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:28, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Oof! *guiltylols*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Signs and the tories really - go for signs methinks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barclays#Involvement_with_South_Africa_under_apartheid

The original (to which this is, in effect, paying homage) was an unmodified photograph of a graffitied pair of Barclays ATMs in London, in a copy of Socialist Worker back in the early 1980s.

Some things do change for the better but remember that it was the Tory prime minister that was saying that sanctions don't work. Mmm. They did.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# LOLCASUALRACISM!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# liddle bit of politics ladies and gentlemen
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] happy days
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# if only this could be true
infinite fuel would be so cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I like the way this scrolls . . . fuel speed ahead !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# look how well trained i am
i kept it 600 pixels long :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] argh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha, poor chap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Danger Behind
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Eeeeh !
oucheh
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for simples :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I don't get it
I'll assume the bottom is related to a native American tribe
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Siouxsie and the Banshees
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# He's way too young to have heard of them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I'll admit that one
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Sorry, that wasn't meant to be harsh - by no means.
I've just googled the date to discover that I saw them in Southampton... 29 years ago!

/coffin dodger blog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# punk fan?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ITKPrvdEfk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Not all, but quite a bit of it.
That's got a bit of a 'funky' bassline wouldn't you say?

Oddly reminds me of The Flying Lizards.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# true....more funk than punk.....good though:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# you'd like her.
she had hair like an electrified guinea-pig

condemnedtorocknroll.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/siouxsie-sioux.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Hey, my hair used to look like that
Hairspray, crimpers, tons of Crazy Color hair dye and backcomb the living daylights out of it - wow I mistreated my hair back then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# and me...
the worst thing is 25 years on and I own a black fluffy cat called Siouxsie.

/sad old Goth blog
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Aww cute
Old Goths never die - they just listen to old goth songs about death. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# *Nephilims*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# "Moooooonchild Lower me down, lower me down. Moooooonchiiiiiiiiild...."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Haha nice
I'm not a huge fan of Fields of Nephilim myself, Siouxsie & The Banshees however are excellent.

Hey check my shiny new bee out! I feel like a real b3tan! :D
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# sexeh !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Welcome to the upper echelons of b3tadom
now you may gripe about how good it was in the day, and shout FAQ at newbies, and say interesting stuff like "Is it Wednesday yet?"

Gratz
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# ....they just smell that way
baddum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Goths tend to gradually ferment into hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# So did Pasanonic's back in the day...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# haha \/ \/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Maiden my dear.
My hair used to look like that too, but blonde with streaks of whatever was lying around in my mum's bathroom cabinet ;)

I have photos of me going to a Japan concert in 1979 and of the 4 guys and on girl in the pic you would be hard-pressed to tell the girl apart!
Strange days indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Steve Strange Days indeed
but maybe I'm getting old but can't help thinking stuff was so much better then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Nostalgia..
not like it used to be ;)

I loved my youth. It was all over too quick.
I saw Duran Duran before they had a hit single out. Saw Ultravox on the Vienna tour. Can't remember where I saw Visage play, it may have been supporting Spandau Ballet ( because they certainly did not have enough material for a full set of their own ).

Ah, I'm an old new romantic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ........Ultravox went downhill when MIdge Ure joined
First album with John Foxx was good stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Duran Duran on the other hand were better after a few years...
when Nile Rodgers produced Notorious for them...now THAT was good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I can't disagree with you
but still can't avoid the fact that I saw Duran Duran and Ultravox in the small and cosy Manchester Apollo ( Take that kids, when we went to see bands we could still see the stage!) and remember having a jolly good time. ( I was front row for Duran Duran around the time they released Planet Earth. I recall being slightly scared by Nick Rhodes. )

Oh yeah and Billy Currie blew me away the first time I heard that electric violin live on the Vienna tour.

Interestingly for me I have met Dennis (John Foxx) a couple of times at events in recent years. He's not what you would expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Haha christ!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# 3 weeks before joining the army
my hair was still down to the middle of my back in a 1970's David Sylvian kind of way. And that was before I discovered drugs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# pics or gtfo
...

... on second thoughts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# You can always get the photoshop out...
on that source pic...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# ha!
I think that this is the point where I gtfo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Siouxsie Sioux \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ey up lass !
Alreet ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I am that, love
Bin busy on't Buses, tha' knows :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Yay !
Vive La Sheff !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# It's not like the old Sheffield wiv the 'Ole in't Road
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# *hong kong gardens*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count as a sign?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Yes !
Hahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Yup that counts :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Thank you for re-posting that, Ninj :D
I can now save a copy for annoying my relatives... hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# We will not see his like again...
Assuming you're namechecking the legendary Anthony H
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Who he?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# The man who brought to Mancester the Hacienda
Joy Divison et al

www.manchester2002-uk.com/celebs/popmusic5.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Oh yeah, ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Was that genuinely a coincidence?
Cos Tone was a notorious pottymouth while he was still with us...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# meanwhile...round the corner........:)
www.youtube.com/user/eightiesrarities#p/u/14/OPPLEqTpv_A
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# sorry...


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Oooof!
You bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Maybe I've been going there too much...
but to me this looks like a Fail story photo about a woman who's lost all her antiques to an immigrant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I'd like to see a story
in which an immigrant breaks into a government minister's flat and takes up residence. The DM readers would be torn asunder between their hatreds.

Or maybe an immigrant who breaks in, tidies up, redecorates, buys some nice furniture, saves up for their own place then leaves after paying the property owner for rent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# It's the 'upset repectable middle class person fecked over by Jonny Forriner' look.
You may well be right, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
#
This wins everything Daily Mail related.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Indeed it does....
*wins everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# That does win everything - superb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I love that :)
Also, if I may roast this:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Pardon? :)
Hahahahaha look at all that junk she "won"!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# It's all a damn sight nicer than her necklace :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hey when you have left-over Christmas Trimmings
what better way than create a trendy necklace that says to all your friends "Hey I'm with-it and down with the cool crowd!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Oh dear.
The same probably applies for horse races...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Ooof!
A friend of mine used to do mobile discos and he often tells me of a gig he did
for a Deaf School, the dance floor was full of them gyrating away, giving it loads...

...yet he was only 'setting up' the speakers weren't even on.

(True story)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha nooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# haha
I wonder what Big Fish, Little fish, Cardboard box is in BSL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# It's exactly the same.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I DEMAND PROOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *massive guilty laugh*
Brilliant...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# haha
especially if its one of the auctions on daytime telly

ooh - hang on - there's a comedy sketch in that. *Copyrights*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Pffft, sold to the lady at the front looking the other way. Yes you madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# *does 'Who? Me?' in sign language*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# The auctions over, lady. You already won.
Here's your 17th century ducking stool. Now beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'm afraid they done gone and done that already
See Rhys Darby's "The Amazing Dermot" for the most recent instance thereof
(Normski, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# pfft
..could be costly....plus you might end up with a commode you've no use for:)....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# better than getting a commode you do have a use for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Comic Sans!


*whistles*
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# me mad?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Thing is, I don't know if that's part of the joke or not?
May be thinking too hard about this...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# hehehe....
You may be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# bah.
That's what you get for 'shopping while you're on hold.
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# me mad?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Haha... fantastic
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# ^^Awesome!
(Vega31, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# that reminds me.....time for my medication
...before teh VOICES s t a r t.....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Almost topical
And prob. bindun



PS - If any B3ta peeps who are proficient in the arts of synthesised music would like to help, I find myself in need of a quick soundtrack for a video on #debill/#deact
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# He does have that "Draco Malfoy" kind of smirk about him
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Excellent.
Have a *click*, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Yeah, he would be in Slytherin too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Poor old Nick Clegg's a Hufflepuff if ever there was one...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# *avoids obvious strikethrough gag*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Kapow!
You got me!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
#
Poor Rich
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# What sort of music are you after
I have a fair bit of stuff gaz me and I'll see if I can help
(alc http://www.cameronmusic.co.uk, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# :D


Last time i try to do text on such a skewed image :/
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# :D
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Ooo satire!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Yep. I do it all, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# haha, likes the twisted message.
So signs then is it?

Does this fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)

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