My last sale on Getty Images made me a whopping $1.27
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01,
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I only haz MSPAINT (sorry)
Side tit - Check
Seams - Check
cdc - Check
(should be ok)
/ was better in my head blog
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:38,
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YesHas everyone still got me on ignore?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:07,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Opposite Signs"){kind=small}
Terrible idea, terribly executed.
Thanks to Hedonist for the idea, though.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:37,
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But which is worse?
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:43,
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hahaha:)
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:40,
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*sits next to, a bit too close*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:36,
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*squeezes onto the end and knocks wobbly onto floor*
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doog Don't read this.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:37,
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argh, what is it with people who do that? PERSONAL SPACE, FUCKERS! RESPECT IT!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:38,
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And why do some men,on the bus, sit with their legs wide apart even while sitting next to someone? Are their trousers too tight? Are they airing their danglies? Are they determined to take up all the space?
Best way to counter it is to let one's leg touch theirs.
(Best way to counter it is to let one's leg touch theirs.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:40,
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^ BOLLOCKSEDIT:
* Smooches Tribs - I am enjoying all this love
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:42,
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I fear this wouldn't work for me.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:45,
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It would work for mein a fun, exciting way.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49,
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Works for me almost everytimeAnd when it doesn't, well I get the extra bonus of having my leg pressed against a strange man's leg for the remainder of the journey.
(
Richard Shitheels,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:50,
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I think we have different ideas of what constitutes a "bonus."
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:52,
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I remember it well.;)
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:53,
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*Smooches with Vagabond*Crawls to his feet and Parps at Doog
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:41,
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*watches**takes pictures*
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:46,
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*waves cock around at Crystal Meth Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49,
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What a wobbly tart you are!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:51,
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But.... but, that's varnish! And it's raining, so how can it be dry? that's varnish! And it's raining so how can it be dry?*confuses*
:D
Alright Ninjypotamus how's you?
(:D
Alright Ninjypotamus how's you?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49,
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Arf!Is that film any good?
Edit Chiller FTW!
(Edit Chiller FTW!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:33,
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Thought that might be the case.Ta.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:34,
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Another satisfied customer of "instant film reviews in one sentence"! :)Hmmmm. Some sort of trawl of twitter, to find mentions of latest releases...
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:38,
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HahahahaThat's such a great pic.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:33,
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haha! nicely :Dstupid film though... Far too many plot holes.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:34,
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The best bloody magazine a woman can buy...(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:28,
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hahahahahow often is it published?
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:31,
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WHEN IT'S BLOODY READY, OKAY?!
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:35,
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SORRY I ASKEDI'M ONLY BEING INTERESTED
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:04,
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WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HASSLING IT?WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE FUCKING PATIENT?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:36,
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hahahhahahahah! bloody hell.... O_o theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:32,
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pffffffftand here I thought they were closed for maintenance
( pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:34,
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"Making Vampire teabags?"Hahahahaha!
Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbRzcJS6lE
(Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbRzcJS6lE
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:35,
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A visit from Cap'n BloodsnatchEwwwww ...
Last time I was in Hamster Jam we found a DVD called "Period lovers", which as a cover had photographic illustration of the contents.
That's a bit of my mind I'll never get back.
(Last time I was in Hamster Jam we found a DVD called "Period lovers", which as a cover had photographic illustration of the contents.
That's a bit of my mind I'll never get back.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:35,
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hehehe!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:40,
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"A visit from Captain Bloodsnatch"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
Fucking hell, quote of the day *burns into memory for future use*
(Fucking hell, quote of the day *burns into memory for future use*
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49,
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he'll do anything for votes after last night(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:26,
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Hahaha! Nice sofa!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:29,
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hahahaha!Don't take that corner too fast or it'll be curtains for all of us!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:27,
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Arf!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:29,
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hahahahaGod-damn hippies!
*shakes fist*
(*shakes fist*
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:11,
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HahahahaBloody hippies.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:14,
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Hahahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:30,
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Couldn't get this out of my head
Apologies for the double punnage.
hahahaha
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:01,
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hahahahathey'd be crap at hide and seek!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:03,
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set me freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:03,
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+eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:52,
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Hmmmm...That's given me an idea...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:08,
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Needs more unexpected horse? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:33,
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I reall love those tiger feet MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:22,
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Why is the one on the right dressed like Shirley Bassey?and pffft
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:01,
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Not funny I'm afraidbut possibly interesting...That's Rob Davis, co writer of Kylie's hit 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head'
as you were
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:13,
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as you were
That is interestingdidn't Cathy Dennis write the other bits that he didn't?
Or was it betty Boo?
(Or was it betty Boo?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:16,
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'Twas Cathy DennisAnd I had the pleasure of meeting Betty Boo a few years ago.
And I would...in fact you'd have to dig me out with a shovel.
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:32,
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And I would...in fact you'd have to dig me out with a shovel.
That's neat That's neat That's neat That's neatI really lurrrve those tiger feet
(
MisterPunch did it that way on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:03,
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whats black and white and red all overpanda massacre
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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Or....A panda eating a baby.
(
The Togaboy The world will end on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:25,
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Bloody foreign ash coming over here polluting our air, disrupting our jobs Victor Meldrew,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:00,
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Clogging your interweb tubes like volcanic ash in a jet engine Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:01,
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<insert iceland volcano flight cancelation pun here> Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:01,
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Hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:05,
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horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face"jeremy horse says "i need, a poo, i need a poo, i need a poo, i need poo..."
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:02,
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IN UR JETSTREAM GROUNDIN UR FLITES LOL...or something.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:03,
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Leaders' mass debate turn-off for voters
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:04,
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Leaders' mass debate live on television emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:05,
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We met a black man once
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:05,
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.... that column is my guilty pleasure going home on friday"'[The show's makeup and hair people] were nothing short of miracle workers, because Oprah without her hair and makeup done is a pretty scary sight . . . They narrow her nose and thin her lips . . . and I can't even begin to describe the wonders they perform with her hair.'"
Renminds me of Constable savage from NTNOCN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8EpfyCG2Y
"...possession of curly black and thick lips"
(Renminds me of Constable savage from NTNOCN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8EpfyCG2Y
"...possession of curly black and thick lips"
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:11,
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hahawho was 40 years old and had spent 30 years in the Royal Navy
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:17,
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and even HE is concerned about immigrationIf an immigrant is concerned about immigration then it MUST be bad
and pfft...
(and pfft...
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:24,
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I watched some men Mass Debate on the telly! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:05,
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<insert whatever you want to hear in order to get this as the headline> Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:06,
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I kicked a dog once and it sicked a rainbow
(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:07,
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Now with the dark blue power of seven overgrown sundials
(
Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:08,
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If you take the first letter in every second article in each b3ta newsletter, a secret anagram will be revealed theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:09,
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Hummm let's see...y....o...u...r...a...l...l...g...
Blimey he's right you know!
(Blimey he's right you know!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:12,
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Iceland: Fouling the UK more than Kerry Katona's prawn ring Richard Shitheels,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:10,
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ewwwwww.......WIN
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:11,
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Chiropractors are bogus spine wizards, sue us if you dare emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:11,
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^this, please!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:19,
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Iceland: All ash and no cash! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:14,
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This one please. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:14,
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Herman Van Rompuy, the president of Europe, writes shit haiku verse emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:14,
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Putting the LOL in Eyjafjallajokull The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:16,
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253 shopping days left until Christmas Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:20,
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Volcanoes fuck with dyslexics at mass rally in Eyja....Ejja....Ejyaf....Iceland. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:30,
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First our money, now our skies Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:35,
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2nd European ash cloud spottedbelieved to be coming from Warsaw
( Biffins Bridge,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:56,
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Question Time; South Park for Geriatrics
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:58,
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haha silly! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:00,
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Hahaha woo yay and, indeed, houpla! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:58,
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!BRILLIANT! :D
( LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12,
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Superb!We need more of this sort of thing
:D
(:D
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:11,
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Aces on all counts*mega-clicks*
( Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:52,
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Here's your change, you cheeky fucker. Now piss off.(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:57,
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Hello, Chris Miller!It was very nice of Mr. David to personally write to you. Gives the letter that special touch. Look, he even attached a photo of himself, hard at work on your behalf!
How could you not vote for him?
(How could you not vote for him?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:06,
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I'm very touched.I'm going to go to the local hustings next Monday.
Their candidate is Ben Gummer (son of John Selwyn).
(Their candidate is Ben Gummer (son of John Selwyn).
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:07,
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Of Bohemian Rhapsody fame?Let him go!
Chris Miller! No! We will not let you go
etc.
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:07,
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Chris Miller! No! We will not let you go
etc.
HahahahaI often thought that (in the name of Allah)
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:08,
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Round my waythe LibDems leaflet says "It's a Twio horse Race! The Tories CAN'T win here".
Bit cheeky considering Clegg is telling the whole country the complete opposite.
(Bit cheeky considering Clegg is telling the whole country the complete opposite.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:09,
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I bet he does believe in punctuation.It's puctuation he has a problem with.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:57,
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I DONT BELIEVE IN ASBESTOS VOTE FOR ME mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:57,
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Nice one flidby!Hang on! I thought you had to wait till tuesday?!?! NEPOTISM! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:32,
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Reposting in new threads makes Babby Jesus make wet farts in the faces of new born lambs mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:48,
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I'll see your pearoast...and raise you this totally related image
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:53,
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Is she a Bene Gesserit witch?because that would explain a lot actually
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:43,
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not dune - star trek. Borg queen, I think.
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:45,
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I see.I have a big blind spot for anything Star Trek
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:50,
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please allow me to attempt to undo that(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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AS I THOUGHT! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:03,
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It's just a pityVoyager slips from being mediocre to downright shite at the point she joins...
(,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:35,
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haha - I knew this was comingand may I be the first to say: PHWOAR! *SPLUFFS*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:43,
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Argh!Mindbleach!
*cannot unsee*
(*cannot unsee*
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:43,
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OMG that's superbin a scrotal-clenchingly fearful way
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:45,
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haha! Marvelous stuff :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:47,
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fucking hell....*spang*I'll leave this here then
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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I'm gonna getcha Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:47,
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Haha!Have this:
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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BABY ON BOARD WIV DA ANGLES.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:33,
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That made me think of this:
And I've not posted it for years.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36,
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Wow - recreate the joy of children without needing to have any! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:37,
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HAHAHAJust for that I'll post the sequel:
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:38,
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I haven't seen this film yet. I thought they were Lemmings!
(from the making video games real compo)
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:38,
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yes, this! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:41,
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