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[challenge entry] I liked this source so much I felt I had to use it... :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# "that's all folks!"
hahahaha
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Cock! Minge! Cock! Minge! COCK!! MINGE!!


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha that might be the next time I use this source...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# *waits for Elmer season*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# brilliant
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# superb!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# it's a rip-off!!!!!!
*reports to mods*:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Demon! Quelle suprise.

CFB
(230kb)

Breaking in my new tablet. I've never had one before; it's fun. 'Ning!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Naaaace
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# *shocked*
That's not your FIRST picture with the new tablet is it?

Where's teh cock?

EDIT: It's very good


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Ta! First picture was this:
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# she done it yesterday
*pokes*
how's you sir?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Braw! ta
you?


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# good ta, choccy digestives ftw
well someone done a fish with a CDC yesterday, I could've swore it was him her /\
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah, that was me.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Phew!
Thass alright then

*gleeeee arms*

EDIT: Huzzah!


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# She.
:P
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# prove it!
C]:0D


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Photo is in profile.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# soz
but your name IS Bob
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Shut it, Mrs Petulent!
Mrs Petulent!

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# my favourite episode
except for the last one
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Great job!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# That's good demoning.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Thank you! :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# i do like your demons
and i loved my dragon :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Yay!
I'll do you a nicer one closer to your b3taday; that one was only a sketch.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# *glees*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# blimey that's good.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Cheers. (:
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Great stuff!
Love the detail in the wings.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Ta; good to hear.
I was a bit bothered by the wings and thought they were the weakest part.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# REPOSTER!
Naughty. I got told off for it once, so I feel the need to share the scorn.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# First one was a WIP, this one's finished. :P
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Very well
But it's not a big difference. SCORN! SCORN!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Niiice
I really love the bones in the wings
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Ta.
I used to draw them with feathered wings but realised that a) I was shit at drawing them and b) bony leathery wings look way more monsterish.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# They certainly do

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
#


EDIT: BIGGAR!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Inordinately good :D
You may feel smug and have a click :D!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# brilliant click
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# *Spang*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Excellent!
have a *click*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha very clever!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# haha
watch out for Heston Blumenthal
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# poll-jack time
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Ta for that :P
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I think this election may be won
because of a meme.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# It won't let me vote for Clegg
seriously...

[edit]
okay, it just doesn't work in chrome

Daily Fail
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Safari as well
Great coding, guys.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# make sure you contribute to this one then
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Duly done
:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Works in Safari for me.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I reckon it's the adblocker software I'm running.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# go on Cleggy!
I was completely indifferent to Nick Clegg before the last debate, but the more the Right-Wing smear him the more I like him.

I mean, he conducted a whole radio interview in Dutch! Fuck me that's awesome! His kids have cool names!

He's also had the balls to say that yes, WWII does bring out a disappoitingly xenophobic side to the British public, and that the sooner some people over here accept that Britain also did some nasty things in the war, i.e. Dresden, the better off our country will be.

Well, OK, maybe not those exact words...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I will giggle furiously if he wins
Because it will be a triumph of the intertubes
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# but do you want a liberal government, or it just for laughs?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# It can't be worse than the last Middling and Conservative gumbyments
or will I live to eat my words in 4 years time...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# it would be a nice change
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# There is no way they could get an outright majority,
The swing would be beyond anything ever seen in this country under the current voting system, but there could be what is now being described as a 'Balanced Parliament'*

*coalition.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# what does that even mean?
Do i need a politics degree to understand what is o'currin'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# haha intertubes
I think Clegg will giggle furiously too, then think *oh shit, what do I do now..?*


I'm half hoping he goes power-crazy and tries to turn Britain in a Liberal Dictatorship; arresting racists, shutting down the right-wing press, electrocuting Mandy with his own fucking DEB.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# With every iTunes purchase you get to punch Mandleson.
If you buy an Album you get a run up.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# or
make him Walk the Plank into a pit of broken CDs
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ever thought of running for parliment?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Superb!
*Click*
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# click spang
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Brilliant!
Make it a biut biggar though
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# *click*
You showed me yours, I will show you mine



/pearoast
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 7:55, archived)
# Ha haaa! :D
*click*
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# sorry for lateness
brilliant!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this - it seemed funnier in my head


Was going for a "Venn that Tune" vibe, like this:
www.vennthattune.com/
Please feel free to praise or abuse it, or say "Why didn't you add it to an existing thread?" (couldn't find one it was obviously related to).
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Well, it made me laugh!
Click.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# You're very kind
I reckon with a bit of thought, the same idea would work better with something else. Give me a day or two...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# i am not sure i understand it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# It's a reference to a well known folk song, made famous by James Taylor
Well, less a reference, more a summary of most of the first verse and the last line of the chorus.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Considering it's called Venn that Tune there were a lot of non-Venn diagrams.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Completely unlike this competition in that regard, I suppose.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] In an attempt to find lifeforms to mate with the chavs of Peckam sent a probe out on a journey to the edge of the Borough... and beyond.

Edit: For those interested in the original Pioneer plate : upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Pioneer10-plaque.jpg
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! *click!*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# superb!
also - I got a second interview - the plunging neckline and extra fries stuff worked!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# *does the happy dance*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# If we're really getting carried away...


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# *boogies*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# *high five*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# that wasn't my hand
but thanks :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Outstanding!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# cheers!
also - look what these cunts have gone and done

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8637473.stm
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# It's a smear campaign!...
..mostly over a slice of toasted bread mind you.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I don't think that counts as a non-white member
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Lol.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# anyone who likes marmite couldn't possibly be racist
just by eating it you show you're not prejudice against anything.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I expect this to be 99.999% accurate
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Good work!
fingers crossed, eh?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I had to give the interviewer a blow job
I'm dreading the panel interview
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Just stock up on Kleenex
and make sure you master the ol' gag reflex problem.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I am learning from a master!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# If this isn't frontpaged
then something is seriously wrong.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# It's superb
but I think the width limit for the front page is 400.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I was going to post the small one. But it looks a bit squished.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Hmm, it does too
I think the FP needs to be redesigned. Sometimes 400 pixels really isn't enough.

Top work though
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I think 400 is up from the original limits.
And the old modem days of tiny filesize limits.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# you can probably track exactly when it changed
by looking in anyone's b3tards account and seeing when the width of their pictures suddenly jumped from 280 to 400...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# first 280px wasn't enough, now 400px isn't enough
some people are never happy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# They'll be allowing Flash animations and youtube posts next.
*tchoh*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# damn right
in theory it should be possible to make the front page flexible so that the pictures go up to some larger maximum if something wider gets FP'd - say 600 pixels or so - but if not it stays down at 400 if they want. how many people still browse with less than 1000 wide? (they can tell that by looking at the server logs, easy.) the space can be taken from the weblogs bit if necessary.

but it might actually be a horrific job to make it dynamically resize like that. depends how the code was built, i guess.

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Woots!
*click*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# hahahaha
brilyent!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I think it needs coloured
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# haha
you rudified it!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# well, it was either that way around
or the woman had EPIC camel toe
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# this is quite excellent
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# excellent
really great!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Nice cameltoe
Really needs a Croydon facelift though.
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 7:45, archived)
[challenge entry] As I'm half French(ish) I declare this true
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Do ya mean "veal"?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# No they fucking love that
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# topicalol
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] And while I'm here
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Oof....
my better halfs a Belgian. Damn fine beer :D!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Lovely chocolates too
All the better for luring children
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I thought that was what sweet fruit beer was for...
if the sweetness dont get em the alcohol will..
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# you could also do a horizontal stacked bar graph of
Number of times government has collapsed in recent years...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] vote for policies, not personalities
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# *votes green* - based on this chart anway
b3ta vote
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# thankee!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Pleasure.
I'm sure there will be absolutely no troll voting on this whatsoever. Uh-uh. No sirree. Every single vote bona fide and from the heart ;p
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# b3ta only allows people of strong moral fibre
I have every confidence in them...

Or something
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# if we wait half an hour..
..it'll be on news 24.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# give me a shout and i will change the text to read
'bums'
'willies'
'mingeflaps'
etc.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# BNP etc
arf!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# those kind of people
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I don't think you can really
include the Scottish Nationalists, Irish Nationalists, Irish Unionists and Plaid Cwmru in with the BNP and UKIP
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# the reality is
that I am not sure if i can edit it now
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# BNP and UKIP hate everyone except the English
the rest just hate the English
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# don't you have sensible independents?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# like?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# i dunno any examples in britian, there have been a few decent independents in australia in recent times
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# we have had a couple in recent years but most independant candidates are completely loopy
or campaign on only one issue
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# or have really shite websites...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha!
'jury team' makes them sound like they dispense justice on the cold mean streets of broken britain
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Martin bell
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# We got a meta campaign leaflet through the door the other day that was encouraging people to set up their own independent candidacies
It had no name on, or any other clue as to who it was from. Well weird.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# once got one of these
unsigned notices about excessive dog poos in our area. It was threatening to have the dog taken away, we'd get fined and face court action to stop us from ever owning a pet again.
I don't even have a dog.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I like how the lib dems are effectively forming a massive cock
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# What, like in a Japanese cartoon?
MEGA-COCK : ASSEMBLE!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Ha! :P ... or currently a massive one finger salute :D!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# it appears to be turning purple the further into the lead it gets
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# mine's gone blue
that can't be good?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Do you love horses?


Also - woo!

That fits about 5 current compos!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Great!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# :) ta
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha - That's Ace!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Took me bloomin' ages yesterday.
Finally got around to saving a blank ILH template for future use though :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaahahahahahahahahha :D
Vgood :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hmmm
as much as they have parked themselves in a juxtaposition to Labour on Iraq, they DID agree with the war.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# who, the Lib Dems?
they opposed it, the Tories supported it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Really?
They voted against it.

never let the facts, etc etc
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Nick Clegg Kills Iraqis!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# With His Bare Hands!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Nick "Grizzly" Clegg
Kills Illegal-Iraqi Paedo-Babies with his Bear Hands.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hmmm
Paedo-Babies. That makes very little sense.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# they're the worst ones
put 'em in a nursery and you can't tell which one's the paedo and which isn't. natural camouflage, the bastards
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# :D
Good work, that man.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I liked it so I (c)licked it :p
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I like this, simple, but effective
I expect the Sun to nick it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Fan-Bloody-Tastic!
*Click*

:)
Edit: Thoroughly deserved FP!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# haha!
who needs tv debates when we have this!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# That's great, can I borrow it?

borrow steal
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# help yourself
and thanks for all the kind comments everyone
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# you could tag the picture
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I did... once I robbed it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# So accurate, excellent work!
well done
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Fab :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# arf...NickCleggtastic
:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Woah that's quite good
But you could enter that in 5 image challenges this week!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I like this a great deal
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# questions to exclude lib-dems
Do you hate internet?
Do you hate defence / no funding skill base to build it when we need it?

No idea who to vote for; but its none of the above and the pirate party does not have a candidate where I live! :(
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# FWIW
Nick Clegg has pledged to repeal the Digital Economy Act...
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
#
Pfft. Voting Lib Dem...

However, i'm not adverse to the idea of hanging, drawing, and quartering Jeremy Clarkson... In fact, brand him with a France shaped piece of iron, just so when he's cut up France is also metaphorically destroyed.
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Where would you be without me? I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# that's really very good
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# ^ what he said.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Ta
It was either Gollum or Henry Kane from Poltergiest II
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Marvellous.
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# The joy of the same day PR :D!


Awesome pic btw :P
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahahah! top shoppage!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Cheers Steve
:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# just plain spooky
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Kiss my ring!
Incidentally, the Pope's ring is the Ring of the Fisherman. And Gollum/Smeagol found the ring while fishing...

It all makes sense now!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha
I was actually looking for a fish related quote other than "..give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling.."
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# separated at birth?
Didn't deserve its own thread, so i hijacked this one!



Top shoppage by the way.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# enormous green testicle
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Thanks
Oh...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# fear!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Wonderful stuff...
and frightening all at once.

:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Thank you JPG
He doesn't actually take much shoppin' to make him fearsome
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Brilliant!
Top notch match!!

*Click*

:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Thanks Ninj
Pope-a-shop, image challenge?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# nicely.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# hehe
this is brill
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Ooooh.... expressive.
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# so sexy
even he's straining to get a look!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# weirdly
he looks like one of my friends in this
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
o_O
.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I want that tshirt
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :DD
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha! SPANG!!!
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Jesus Cressed, that's bad
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# That's taken me 6 months to draw you heartless b'stard *
*5 minutes with an office issue biro
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I've been in jobs like that
Where 5 mins seems like 6 months.
(And you know damn well I meant the pun!)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I know, I just hope Happy Toast doesn't sue :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaa!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# oh now they're just getting silly
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Worse than Hitler!
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# He stole my lunch!.. and then did a pee in my tea :(
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Bastard!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# gah!
he definately making the hannibal lecter noise there.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Ban this Sick Filth!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# The King is here
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# GUSSET!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# ^ Cock
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# sharon stone's looking rough these days
edit: mind that piss \/
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Uh oh, he's having a "Basic Instinct" moment!
Edit : damn you, twig!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# He looks like Hagar!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# But
Hagar is scandinavian, André is east-german.
EAST- german! You see the difference if you know anything about history.
The Vandals have ruined Rome and it's still a mess over there.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# It's believed
that the Goths (the people, not the culture, ho ho) might have originated from Scandinavia before sweeping down and beating up the Romans in 410.
They also kicked the Vandals' bums.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah ok
It's 1-0 for the Goths...but there is a return.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha! Very good.
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] It came on the radio, it's the only reason it's rushed and shite
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Can U dig it?
We dig TV we dig remote control,
We dig the Furry Freak Brothers and the Twilight Zone,
We dig Marvel and D.C., we dig Run-DMC,
We dig Renegade Soundwave and AC/DC
(Can U dig it?)

Bruce Wayne auf weidersehn,
Dirty Harry, "Make my day,"
Terminator, hit the north,
Alan Moore knows the score,
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
Riffs? Yeah! Can U dig it?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Woot!
World needs more PWEI based comments!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't want to alarm anyone,
but Nick Clegg may be Jesus.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# i am not sure that i understand
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I Knew It
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# can b3ta get on the mail comments page
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Isn't this a little bit more important?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# forgive me
I misjudged the gravity of the situation.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Katy Perry.
One supremely indifferent song, shag Russell Brand, and now a household name.

WTF?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# you're just jealous that she thought of it first
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# she also kissed a girl and she liked it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# So did I, once
and you don't hear me singing about it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Shame
I'm sure it would be lovely.

I'd personally chose banjo-infused synth-punk for any song about me kissing a girl and liking it. If that ever happens...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# bit of a pig was she?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Mail Comments page
my comment is awaiting moderation.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Wasn't there some research...
.. that showed that on internet forums whoever lost the argument would resort to calling the other person a Nazi or Hitler?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Godwin's Law
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# No deal, Noel.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# #nickcleggsfault
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Hey, bro, how are things?
To liven up the debate:
The things you like are appalling to me, and I judge you on your poor choice of scarfs.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I have a postively amazing scarf!
I blame my exams and dissertation on Nick Clegg
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# You know what, I apologise for the scarf comment. It was unjust and mean of me.
I hope we can work past this :'C
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# We have to make it work
for the kids
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Harder!
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# *gifanim of Kryten hitting Rimmer over the head with a pole*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# oooh tempting.
If I can find where both krytie and lister hit him, then all 3 parties at once!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# This is a lovely glimpse into the future
I really hope by next week, he'll be ready to go Fight Club on live TV as a final desperate attempt at vote winning

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# :::Stop press:::: David Cameron self abuses, on live TV
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I have a terrible drug abuse problem
I run into Boots and tell the Nurofen to fuck off
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha :D
D RUG ABUSE: Know the signs!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# have you all of these images hidden somewhere?
They are lully
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# yep
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
#
great success
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
shagpile
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# With "tickle-tassels" too
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# for that magic carpet ride
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Right(wing) Club
The first rule of Right(wing) Club is you try to cover it up to appeal to the middle classes.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I love Euro-humour. Doesn't often translate well, though.....
though.....
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Schmerg indeed
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Ahhhahahahahahahahaaaaa!
wtf?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# You see, he could've pissed in the first alley. It wasn't forbidden. Hahahaha! Those crazy Euros....
he could've pissed in the first alley. It wasn't forbidden. Hahahaha! Those crazy Euros....:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Crazy guys!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Yay!
An oldie I remixed:

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Did Stanley Unwin's german cousin write this?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
All the sitely peepo were all deep joyful and merrifold! "Aho!" they scrimmed "Thislywade the larking does! Hoorah!"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# it'd help for a start if i had the fucxking faintest what language that was in
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# It's European.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ha! damn you!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Tu bist welkomm.
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# such a terrible turn of events... Where shall he urinate now?
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# It was fine for him to use the first alley. He should learn to read the signs properly.
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# true, but please remember:
Geen het urineren op de raad. Maximum sanctie: €500


that probably doesn't quite translate to what I think it is
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Ach schmerg!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# 500???!?!
thats een beetje steile!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Dies ist sehr gut
*Klicken*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Dinke donke danke.
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I took this pic this afternoon.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Harumph.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
...forrins!

Hiya Moley :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hélloo Herr Ninjenpoos!
Wie hången sie?


(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Links als übliches matey
You?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Also am links!
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Please tell me schmerg is a real word.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Says it's not real.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Ja.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahahah! And there was I looking it up in a normal dictionary :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Not the Mictionary, you fool! The _ryhming_ Mictionary!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# SCHMEEEEERRRRRGGGGGG
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Inacreditável
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Haha!
Wo kann mann geht nach piss?!

Why can't he do pee in the first ally?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# He can. He clearly doesn't understand the signs. And now we laugh at him.
Ha.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Humour ensues!
Fresh Water Mole, will you be my dad?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Yes.
Where do I sign...?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# MAKE MORE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Wahaaaaaaayyyyy!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# yay!
honk
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Oh! those swans have spied a pensioner with a loaf and there's no stopping them!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha zooooooooooooooooooooooooooom :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# swans that fast? We could train them as weapons!
bloody marvelous :D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahha! Nice.
:D

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahahha! awwwwww!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Aww
Thats the lulliest thing ever
/quacks
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicky*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Cheers sir!
*I'm still tapping the desk for you*

:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Bless you, sir
:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# latest graffiti doodle for a band i like called despised icon
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# These are getting more and more ostentatious sir
any chance of one for meself?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# im becoming less lazy
not more ostentatious, of course il do you one today mate :D later though k? promise :3
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# they sound gothy!
and in other news - I'm off for a job interview. WOOP!

edit: cheers all!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Just remember - "you want fries with that?"
...and for extra credit, push the sale - offer them the meal, and if they're ordering the meal, ask them to go large. The managers love that.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Good luck, Grif!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Do you have your own broom?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# And cloth cap?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# woop
good luck
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Good luck mate!
:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Good luck - remember, wear the one with the plunging neckline
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Good Luck, Sir!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# sorry... good luck fella!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Nicely sir!!
:D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Marvelous stuff, Mr F!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this what you mean?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# eeewwwwww
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Oh dear....
:(
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Did you make that with your "Power Point"?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# 'lo, Tribs.
How do?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I breakfasted upon apple doughnuts, sausage rolls and Irn Bru
How's you?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Breakfast of kings!
m'alright, ta. Do you reckon it's ok to pearoast a graph in this challenge? Graphs are infographics, right?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Go with the Thelemite saying
"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of /board".
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Good call.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I spend ages trying to work out what the fuck you meant
Then realised you didn't type "Thalidomide"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# No
I used my Gimp outfit.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# access denied....
bloody hell
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# use this:
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# no dice, stevie
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# bleh
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Augh!
There's 12 months and 13 bars.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# haha so there is
women eh? We'll never understand them.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I'm no gyno
but I believe that's how it works.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Made me laugh!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)

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