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[challenge entry] The database society - you have nothing to fear
If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha!
this is tops
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Too late for this band wagon?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# it's never too late
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# ahh the F4 is such a good-looking aircraft
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# that's gonna take some re-building !!
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Mon dieu le paintjob!
Franglais FTW!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Heh heh!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# hahahhahahah!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Heh
Record players used to be the best for hamster fun. Those old ones with 16, 33, 45, and 78rpm, heh.
{;-)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Nice!
and it's never too late I'm just doing another one now
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Got bored, as always.
Photobucket
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# So why inflict it on us?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I think I need David McCandless to explain this to me
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It's time for this
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# spicy
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# How do I get outta this chicken-shit outfit?
Nice!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# 4 you :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING FUCK!
That's nicely done. :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# he really has "stopped his grinning and dropped his linen"....
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Wasn't Hudson on the Sulaco?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# only at the beginning.. He went down to the colony with everyone else...
"We're on an express elevator to hell... GOING DOWN!"

edit: ahhh, I get the question, sorry, I didn't twig the ship name
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# yes
but he went for a balti on the nostromo...


*edit* or could just be the dish name - like a supercharged Fahl...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# :) Like it
Bit like a Giger Biomechanical Panda Pop?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# haha yeh
i can imagine the platoon egging each other to "do a nostromo" after a few beers....
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# haha
poor Chet
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# far funnier than it has any right to be :)
jolly good
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] wouldn't it be nice if they could all just be friends
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# hearty chortles here :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I can still hear the metallic laughter...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I love the one rolling on his back...
Makes me giggle every time.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Gah!
I hope all that white stuff is soapy water! (click)

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# hahah
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# this is also the best thing I've seen today
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahaha you slag.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# yay..............*gleesome*...& some :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# This is simply brilliant
Lovely scrolling.

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Yes, it started as an animation scroll test -
you know how when you're in a car and things seem to move slower further away but increase in speed as you come closer - like OAPs ;)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# This is marvellous!
:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# hahahhahah! that is a clear case of an *instaclick!*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# haha look at Gordon go!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha...
brilliant stuff
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Fuck me, that's good.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# how do you make this :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Purely Photoshop
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Ooo this is good.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I love this
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahhahahah!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# You win again
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# So little time

We do nothing but compete
There's no life on earth
No other could see me through
You win again
Some never try
But if anybody can, we can
And I'll be, I'll be
Following you
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Awww, you guys...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Wears the soap?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# certainly does
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Hooray! :-D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Best thing I've seen today!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Fabulous!
Gordon does love his 'sub'

;-)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha...never bathes without it:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# well, the subs do fund the party
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# B'dum tsch!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
awesome :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Be a luv...
...and stop being great!

My *Click* button is on its last legs...

*Clicks*

:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# How chucklesome!
:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# didn't Iraq have a Baath Party?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha.........pity Saddam's not around...but it would be getting a bit crowded
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# he's too scared of the soap on a rope
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# syria's still run by baathists
that skinny guy with the natty moustache whose name i've forgotten would look good in there
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# that'll do
wikipedia tells me it's bashar al-assad but "hitler" will do nicely.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# haha
but this has made me a do a lemonparty headswap in my head
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# continuing my worm beast thing :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Goodness!
Bless The Maker!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# and the man who does Chips
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# mm chips
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ^ this also.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# they were good chips
lots of 'em too

and now I feel incredibly fat. Can't even face chocolate
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# :)
Psst - check the sig...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# oo Grunty
are you in charge of people again?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Damn Straight!
*does the 'Thank Fuck I've Got A Job again' dance*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# YAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!
Get back to work you!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *yays*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# hehe
ta! :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# *maker hooks*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I am liking this Rev
when is Ann Widdecombe sitting for you next?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
ta - she is sitting for me in stages - this was her leg :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# haha
yes, best not to look at it all at once
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# i think its for the best
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Gah! It's the Sleeping Bag of Doom!
:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Sleeping Bags with Dentata
are best avoided, yes.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# It's new in the "EXTREME CAMPING" range :D
Alan Carr is the main sponsor of this product!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# What an horrendous thought!
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
and you thought it smelled bad on the outside :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# It's nice and smuggly once you get past the teeth
there is a probability of mild digestion with prolonged usage :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# i think he is lovely
and kind - but i could be wrong! :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Great for going fishing with
"Err do you mind just jumping on the end of this hook and waving seductively at fish... just don't eat all the fish like last time ok!"
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I don't know about anyone else
but I'm hiding my spice
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# along with the rolled up £20 note, eh?
Spice indeed...

;-)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# i must watch
dune one day :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# The Mini-Series from a few years back
is actually worth your time. Slightly less 'cut-to-ribbons' than the filum was.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# i will have to look for it
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I've not sen the series
but my mate said it was much better than the filum.

I saw the film once, I think that's enough.

The book scares me because it's fucking huge
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# *makes note to bring the DVDs next month*
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# good lord no
read it (skipping the piss-poor "songs" that gurney insists on singing) by all means but i'd avoid watching lynch's film of it. the sci-fi channel's version was much nearer the book but not that good either, though their version of "children of dune" was actually not at all bad, chiefly because of whatsisface james mcavoy, who is brilliant in everything.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# this is looking damn awesome!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# woah!!!
that could do sum DAMAGE!!:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# imagine one of those in your garden
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# It would keep the local chavs at bay
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# yipes!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# just randomness
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# cooer
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Ginger Burkha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# phwoooor!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ^ Is that
related to this ?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Teehee
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# very nice "kitten"
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# quicky

noonings all
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Via Clapham?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# AND BEYOND
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Woah! What's beyond buggery?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# bend over
and I'll show you
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# MeerKommandos!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Mongoooose!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# ^ Animals in hats!

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
#


Also:

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*Click*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*Click*

PS: I think my dog is wearing his fez incorrectly?

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*Click*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hehe, love it
My dog's got no fez.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# How does it crack jokes?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Aw....they cute! , but why the shooting me :(

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Yay for action hero animals!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# *buys Box Set*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Marmot Squad!!!!
\o/
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# i take it they kill my prarie dog army
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# That looks like on of those Lemmings for the game... You know the one...

/im_to_old/blog
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# of course i know lemmings, i used to play it just to let them all walk to their death
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Nice one, young Ninj.
:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Any news yet mate? I'm down to bloody stumps now tapping the desk :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Sorry about that.
....


I got it. :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# HAHAHA..................after teh war..................TREATS TIEM:)))
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# :DDDDD
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# strangely, laughter is not what I expected!
I assume its the cold, creeping sicky kind
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Bond Villain-like
:) Are you well Toastie?

:)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# fair to middling
you?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Just glad it's bloody Friday!
:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# so much this
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Absolutely
Too true and creepy to be funny...

(Bloody well done though, as usual!)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# clicks like a crazy foo
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Nice finger work!
:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ^this with huge big fucking brass knobs on^
You could probably extend it to all of the media
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I can't wait for BBCFox news
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I have to watch Fox for half hour everyday
just to remind me that our news channels at least pretend to be impartial
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Ace!
He looks like Patrick Moore there!!?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# haha
ditto, on both counts.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# That's superbly done
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Fuck Murdoch
Vote B.A.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# *pities the fool that votes for anyone else*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# fantastic stuff
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Utterly, utterly fabulous :D
And as accurate as they get :)
*CLiCk*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# haha!
although i see him more as a sock puppet with murdoch's clenched fist firmly up his arse
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# instaclick
SUPOIB!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# as i read on twitter earlier
why not just elect murdoch and eliminate the middleman - great work!! :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# AM IT MURDOCH TIEM?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# oh fantastic.
utterly perfect.

if I may offer my humble take on a similar theme...


(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# heh heh.....................they hide the strings well on the telly I noticed!!!!!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha:DDD
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha...unfortunately, it's so true...
*click*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# eek! scarily true...
fantastic job, have a click.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# bloody hell that's good
now all we need is animated billboards.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Which puppet to vote for?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# This should win all competitions
I hate to be all tinfoil-hat but I keep thinking he (or his son) has a hand even in the 'independent' polls.

I thought Cameron came across as the worst by far last night, even though I was straining every sinew to be impartial, and yet its all SUN/YOUGOV POLL DAVE 83% CLEGG/BROWN MUGABE%
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Top work as usual :)



(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Excellent!
Woo
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# ha ha
fucking brilliant
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# That's really well animated
I just wish it wasn't so true :(
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# This is ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!!
Cameron's left hand follows the movement of Murdoch's INDEX FINGER when it's ATTACHED to his THUMB!!!

I am disgusted. Also, ignorant.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# oh yeah, I fucked up my linkages
sorry


*edit - fixed
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I assume you did this using magic?
Well done sir.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# nicely
..
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Splendid. Hehehe.
fucking mint.
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 8:18, archived)
# shitting hell
that's great!

*CLICK*
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# It was amazing before
But now you've corrected it, it's perfect. Well earned click that man! There should be a "I Love this" on B3ta, just for the Toast-man, you're an inspiration to us all.
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# this^
oh so much this
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# superb
:)
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# that's superb and creepy
i am going to steal your murdoch and market it as a sex toy
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Actually, word on the street is that Rupert isn't really a fan
(Just saying)

(James likes him, though)
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] My first chance to pea, hallecuntingllujah
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
Graphs? Charts? What the fuck is this? B3ta lacks Kittens...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# stick a pony in me pocket
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Yay! Here's my reminder:
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Guess what...
You've done it wrong.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# That's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# ^ and ^^
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Wrong on many levels
For starters the whole point of the song is that Del boy doesn't work and that "only fools and horses" work, so your diagram is incorrect.

It's nothing to do with the compo either.

Not to mention not really worth its own thread.

Sorry :P
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# fucking hell
at least he didn't use comic sans

Then you might have been REALLY pissed off
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
#
well that's just ruined my whole year,all i wanted was adoration from a bunch of jaded agrophobic halfwits, is that too much to ask ?
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Important line-holding advice


This worked much better than the last one:
www.b3ta.com/board/10016740
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
#
I like the round edges.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# reminds me of kate bush
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# For you... (took me ages to extract the vid)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Nice :P
(but isnt he flining it th wrong way?)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# *growls*
He's looking at it as we're looking at it, and so he flings it from left to right...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Or perhaps he's accelerating the world towards it?...
(Acceptable edit :D )
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Strong in the Force is he
but not THAT strong. :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hmm
does telekinesis/the force obey Newton's laws of motion?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# yeh Barb
you've totally fucked this up.

GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN 100 TIMES
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Time well spent right there :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# As I just explained to someone in a gaz, I had a total nightmare extracting that vid
Firstly I used the firefox "Fast Video Download" add-on to save it on my HD as an FLV.

Then for some reason it was the wrong encoding, so I had to use something called AllToAVI to get it into Mpeg4 format.

Then I used "Riva FLV Encoder" to get it back to a type of FLV I could use...

... and then I used something called "SWF & FLV Toolbox" from Eltima Software to convert it to an animated GIF...

... which I then messed about with in Macromedia Fireworks (!)

There is probably an easier way to do it.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# *leeches post*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I salute you Barb!
Herculean effort!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Despite the fact that I understand about 1 word in 3 of that ^
Damn fine effort nonetheless.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# :DD
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Why is that big and magenta and wobbly?

EDIT: Sorry, I read that as "Kate's Bush"
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# As in 'Three in the hand is worth one in Kate Bush'?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# This theory needs testing
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I'll expect the report on my desk by Monday.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# That ¬
Is three in the hand is worth one in Kate's Bush?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Woo!
Apropos of nothing, have a Rob Manuel strip, since it happened to be in my Crtl-V at the time:
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# haha i've always liked these :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
And they try to tell us that this strip has become formulaic!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I'll give yer formulaic


(the actually interested can click for 200k but legible)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# this is actually what happens
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Never take a dog as your lawyer
So many people have made that mistake and they've all suffered horribly.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Nicely!
Could someone remind me how to get frames out of flash videos so I can make gif, please? I have something I want to make, but lack teh skillz.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# *leeches image*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# *shakes fist*
Why, I oughta....
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# polaroid camera and a scanner?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# *shakes other fist*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# FUNKY!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# If only I hadn't put on my white gloves
and glow sticks - I could convey rage so much better.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# there is a fine line between rage and rave
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# mplayer -vo png some-flash-video.flv
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# cheers
that could come in very handy
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Thanks!
It works!

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# two sites i use, using print screen is a fucking pain
vixy.net/

www.catchyoutube.com/

make sure to convert them to MOV as AVI does not import into photoshop
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Ah, I haven't got tattyshop...
Cheers, though. I'm giving Mr Spoonful's program a turn first as it can capture jpgs while the video plays...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Woooooo
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Because in amongst all the shouting for the other stuff, it gets forgotten...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Ooo thanks for reminding me...
*airs foon*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Lovely as always :P
Everyone should enjoy thier national day in or outside a pub! :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I had good fun winding up some local racists
in the comments section of my local paper yesterday.

they were spouting the usual 'we can't fly the flag cos it upsets forrins' argument
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Saint who?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# nGreavsie
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# *shudders*
Her face always gives me the creeps
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# 'ave her, George!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I approve of this :D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# happy earth day too!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I thought that said Happy Darth Maul
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# no
he's a miserable twat
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# naw :o
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I like this :)
tenuously linked to St George's Day there's a free Ricky Gervais podcast on the grauniad website today. Yeah, I know he's a bit annoying, but it's quite funny.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Happy St George's Day to you too, guv'nor.
Smashing pic!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Cheers!
And all the best to you too!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Happy St Georges Day! :P
I found a pic of him and the dragon :o



Click for bigger (126 kb)

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# i like the dragon's exasperated expression
woo
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# the horse's face is comedy gold too
"Oh I say!"
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Holy shit!
What's he been eating?
oh yeah, nice work by the way! *click*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# analingus with tubgirl
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Take-away curry and chips, plus Wotsits.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Ah, Wotsits!
That explains the wonderful creamy texture and brilliant sunset yellow colour then. Absolutely outstanding display of chundering there!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# A big Caramac Easter egg
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Dragon: Oh ffs George, I just got those scales dry cleaned you dummock.
:D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Superb!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Abort Simpson?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I recognise those legs from a very long time ago...

Barry the Wino Gyno
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Haha, we go to the same clinic?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# That poor woman...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
She's been through lot!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# 7/10
needs more hammers
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# monkey beer!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# one of its first appearances I believe

(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# $
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Oh look, you've made something else.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Now now...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# filename
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Nice.
Thanks.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
again....hahahahahahahahah
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# How did the General Electric Company do all that?
...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I thought it was Google Earth Community....
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# *instaclick*
lollylops
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# are they thicker than an amoeba = the weakest link!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
#
The Weakest Link The National Lottery In it to Win it, with Dale Winton.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# ^ this too!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Do people actually watch that shit?
mental, so addicted to gambling and thick that they want to sit through a programme about it
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ^
Probably the same people who play/watch supercasino!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# probably the same sort of people who are currently doing TEH VOLVIC CHALLENGE!!111
Brainwashed bastards
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Hey, don't knock it!
Volvic does make you feel great. If you mix a very small amount of it with whisky...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Nice :)
Trying to figure out where Deal Or No Deal fits in..

Needs a box for 'are they completely divorced from reality?' or similar.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
#
Hmmm... "Unable to perform simple tasks properly such as opening a box without damaging / dropping it?" maybe
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Do they believe that pure chance can in some way be influenced by a 'strategy'?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
#
Well I would have thought it quite obvious that choosing numbers based on the different number of shits your cat does per day would put you at a significant advantage, but maybe you're right...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Pfft............ *click*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# haha!
tops
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)

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