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We shall fight them in the East end of London...

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:08, archived)

cracking

nice one ninj

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:09, archived)

Cheers benito!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:11, archived)

top work ninj!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:12, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:14, archived)

Nice :D

:DD

(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:15, archived)

Thanks Herman

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:19, archived)

Excellent *click

I wish I could shop faces so seamlessly

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:15, archived)

Ooh bless you...

Love your Username BTW :D

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:16, archived)

Cheers

I just hope my Jewish grandmother never finds out ;)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:23, archived)

A good sharp scalpel

plus silicone sealant and a well-chosen concealer makeup works wonders.

Oh, you want to photoshop them. Ah well.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:19, archived)

hahahaha that fits soooo well

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:20, archived)

Ta Rory!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:27, archived)

fcuk!

that looks real...therefore:"SHOPPED PICS ONLY":D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:21, archived)

Thanks Elvis!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:24, archived)

Clean !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:22, archived)

Ah Old Winston Mitchell!

Bloody great Ninj! *click*

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Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:27, archived)

Thanks Q!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:29, archived)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:28, archived)

TED!! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:33, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:26, archived)

I will continue watching EastEnders for as long as its on tv, but its just so unrealistic, everyone talks like Fatboy now, not like Darren Miller.

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:33, archived)

He needs a shave...ha ha!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:19, archived)

I'm writing a kid's story for my four year old nephew

it has dinosaurs in it :)
I've drawn and traced a cartoon for the story but does anyone know how I can blow this up without it pixelating like crazy? (serves me right for working on such a crap jpeg I suppose)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:58, archived)

Blow it up? How about

b3ta.com/board/10041290

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:00, archived)

Hahahaha

Yep, I set myself up for that one :D

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:02, archived)

Yes...

almost too well

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:03, archived)

Hmm

well, that retort leaves me a bit 'saur!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:13, archived)

That's a great dinosaur.

I don't have much of a clue about blowing stuff up, really (those accusations were never proved) but this might help: vectormagic.com/home I think if you convert it to a .svg you can blow it up as big as you like! ^^

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:02, archived)

Thanks - that looks like it'll do the trick

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:05, archived)

The trouble is that now you've saved it as a jpeg it'll have artifacts, which will be made bigger when you blow it up.

Unless you saved the psd, or equivalent in whatever program.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:12, archived)

Also, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING RAINBOWS?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:13, archived)

Well, that's torn it.

Looks like I'll have to retrace once I've enlarged the image.
And from now on all my pictures will be mahoosive :)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:14, archived)

I'm no expert. There might be an easy way that I don't know about, it wouldn't surprise me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:20, archived)

what have you drawn it in?

If it's a bitmap then there's no way to really make it bigger without it going all "Scrungy" on you.

If it was a vector then you could scale it to anysize no probs. There is a site called vectormagic that allows you to vecorise bitmaps but they ask for payment now....
Edit: As Crystalmeth says up above.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:03, archived)

I've just opened a new layer in photoshop and traced the original jpeg

Then saved as a jpeg

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:17, archived)

Private messaged you...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:23, archived)

*cough*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:25, archived)

*takes a look and taps the side of his nose in a conspiratorial way

Cheers ;)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:46, archived)

Send it to Logovend, tell him it's a photo of you and ask him to vector it.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha!

That might take a while though.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:08, archived)

"and that's when Herbert the Happy Dinosaur

snapped up Jimmy in his granite-hard jaws and bit him into two blood-frothing wriggling Jimmybits."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:07, archived)

^ I like that

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:09, archived)

Hehe

I'm sure my decrepit, impoverished adult imagination couldn't hold a candle to his. He still thinks that when I hide a coin between my fingers that the coin has puffed out of existence. :)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:12, archived)

Dynamite?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:08, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:30, archived)

RAWR!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:37, archived)

Awww that's too cool Herman D

Thanks matey :)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:43, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:57, archived)

That's a bit woo!

(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:58, archived)

What?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:58, archived)

Daft sod :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:00, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:09, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

It's a good job they're women so all that head smashing won't make them any stupider.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:02, archived)

You are from Yorkshire aicmfp

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:08, archived)

Hahahaha...

...ah...ah...ah..hahahahahahah
*Click*
:D

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:08, archived)

This is the best of these IMHO

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:15, archived)

Slippery when wets !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:24, archived)

hahaha.....this"Rossweek"is throwing up some classics

here's one:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:25, archived)

Hahahaha, class!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:06, archived)

This is absolutely mesmerizing

*click*

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:38, archived)

i've been watching this for 3 hours now

and my eyeballs are drying out.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 11 May 2010, 18:57, archived)

ANY ANY ANY ANY

Sorry if it's been done

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:42, archived)

Was that the Times Square bomb?

If so, I heartily agree. 2 problems solved.

Next on the list : Do something about those Envirofone ads. I feel slightly stupider just watching one of them.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:43, archived)

I have just watched that envirofone ad. There's some nice girls in it.

There is also a gay mohawk pirate, a fat Yank Ming the Merciless and a massive Wonga.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:51, archived)

Not that one

The ones with idiots trying to pay for things with their phones which somehow get replaced by a large wad of cash. Utterly ridiculous.
And misleading - most phones are worth just a few quid to them. It's for people too lazy to use eBay.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:53, archived)

The one where the guy squashes a kebab into the side of his head?

I did not enjoy it as much. I was hoping there would be more people saying 'Wonga'.
I am going to start saying wonga to people now.
Starting with you.
Wonga Tribs

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:59, archived)

I often squash kebabs into my face

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:25, archived)

"We are the Wood Preservation Society..."

Kill of them. Fertilizer bomb in that stupid little shed.

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:16, archived)

Along with any air-freshener or cleaning product advert

that's been clearly and badly dubbed from a different language / territorial accent.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:19, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:44, archived)

hahaha

terrorism we can all agree with

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:45, archived)

Ross Kemp likes to dress all sexy

Click for bigger (199 kb)

(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:35, archived)

Mum?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:37, archived)

dear lord

this is making me want to stab my eyes with my pen.

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:48, archived)

For a small fee Ttssattsr will stab them out for you.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:52, archived)

I like to think he'd do it for free

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:18, archived)

please don't

I'd feel kinda guilty

(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:57, archived)

I kept trying

but I'm wearing glasses. Now I've got inky glasses.

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:17, archived)

I'm sorry Mr Farage, but on this occasion...

good after'ning all

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:23, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:23, archived)

Blummin flip is that real footage (minus the shop, obviously)?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:24, archived)

Yup

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7118707.ece

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

Yep.

The rarity of escaping without serious injury from an accident like that, and it's that pillock who walks away.

No justice in the world.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

Still. I'm terrified of flying. Wouldn't wish a crash on anyone - even him.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:32, archived)

True...

But if someone had a gun to my head and it was 'nominate someone to die in an air accident or I keel you'...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:36, archived)

Then I'd nominate the person holding the gun

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:38, archived)

Clever sod :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:41, archived)

Not really. The guy with the gun would still have it to your head, he wouldn't be magically whisked away.

Only now he'd be annoyed because you just nominated him to die in an air crash.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:58, archived)

He could at least have landed it on Nick Griffin.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:54, archived)

yep

there was a different picture in one of the papers where he's upside down and missing a shoe

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

Lots of gigglesome pics here.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7686463/Nigel-Farage-of-Ukip-plane-crash-in-pictures.html

Looks like the bare foot belonged to the pilot.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:43, archived)

ahh yes so it did

I'd be a rubbish Columbo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:45, archived)

Everyone would be a rubbish Columbo

except Peter Falk

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:46, archived)

The New Adventures of Columbo

starring Scott Baio

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:48, archived)

Jude Law would be great .

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:57, archived)

That's probably why it crashed

flying barefoot - not recommended.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:47, archived)

Image 9 of 22!

My jaw is on the floor, even if his isn't.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:56, archived)

he's just tasting the lovely crop

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:00, archived)

Image 19

is the scariest of the lot

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:58, archived)

"Lucky we crashed into that cursed Indian burial ground eh?"

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:22, archived)

The zombie one is still my fave

The blokes a twat, but that doesn't mean I hoped he died.

He's a very lucky bloke

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:42, archived)

It'll be interesting to see were life takes him next

Walking away from a plane crash like that often gives a person a whole new perspective on life.

It would be rather nice to see him campaigning against UKIP as a result :D

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:49, archived)

Cut from the wreckage by a German fireman.

Rushed to hospital by a Polish ambulance driver, attended by a French paramedic
Seen to in hospital by a Cypriot doctor, supported by an Austrian nurse...

etc
etc

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:53, archived)

laughed at

by the British people

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:01, archived)

Is this one of those versions of heaven and hell jokes?

Does the hospital serve Dutch food?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:15, archived)

Mr fucking flange.

(sinister, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

It's funny

because it's UKIP

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:41, archived)

Ahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:43, archived)

LOL of the day so far.

Have one click

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:17, archived)

GOTTA GOOD LAFF AT THIS

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:26, archived)

Bloody courts. Someone should blow judges up.

(awaits arrest)

ris?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:18, archived)

And Paul Dacre gets away with hate crime on a daily basis.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:21, archived)

give him a break

he hasnt had a steady job since Wipeout and TV magicians just arent as popular as they were in the 1980s.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:23, archived)

Speaking of which

I'm looking forward to the Derren Brown thing

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:25, archived)

ha, me too

although I believe in the *possibility* of mediumship etc., I reckon there are way too many (if not exclusively) Dodgy Derek Acorahs about

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

Generally

The more a psychic charges, the dodgier they are. IMHO, the only credible ones work for free.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

See - I don't believe in the possibility (well - alright - it's possible it might happen, but I don't believe it does).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

Absence of proof is not proof of absence

There's just a distinct absence of proof at the moment.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:34, archived)

round of applause for the archaeologist's mantra :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:35, archived)

I'm using it as a Fortean mantra, but the fields overlap :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:39, archived)

Well, yes - hence my acceptance of the possibility of it.

Just like that of the existence of god. It is logically impossible to state "there is no god", only "I believe there is no god."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:42, archived)

Or as Judge Anderson one said,

Best not to annoy God, just in case He does exist.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:51, archived)

aye

I kind of agree

I think it might be a latent capability that's not been developed yet

generally I think the fact that *anything* exists means that anything *can* exist - whether it does or not is a different matter

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:35, archived)

I knew you were going to say that

Maybe some parapsychologist could study the Mindpiss Phenomenon.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:41, archived)

they'd only prove that there's a b3ta hive mind

and depress us all

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:47, archived)

Daft bugger

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:21, archived)

Bloody ridiculous

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:23, archived)

*nods sadly*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:05, archived)

I'm going to blow up Doncaster magistrates court

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:47, archived)

Yay!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:55, archived)

and kill Tribs, the bloody nark

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:08, archived)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:00, archived)

obvious 'no unshopped pics' line

genius

perhaps change Burp to Berk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:03, archived)

I shall change it

to tv bruv.........

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:05, archived)

this change is...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:11, archived)

He's cropping up everywhere!

(even in my dreams..)

Woo to that.

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:08, archived)

... even in my dvd collection too!

See!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:09, archived)

considering how versatile Mr Kemp appears to be

he doesn't really get the roles does he

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:20, archived)

If i were him

I'd send this weeks challenge in to my agent... his phone wouldn't stop!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:22, archived)

hahaha

I bet he's printing the lot as we speak. Type. Speak. whatever

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:46, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:10, archived)

I honestly didn't see that for a second.

Nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:12, archived)

Bindun?

(JakeyD, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:58, archived)

this is of ninj quality

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:59, archived)

cheers! ; )

(JakeyD, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:01, archived)

Baldyman!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:12, archived)

Awesome!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:14, archived)

Woopert, Woopert the cunt!

Click for bigger (254 kb)

(sinister, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:51, archived)

Camoron

like it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:55, archived)

Ross' bruv was always the driving force

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:46, archived)

Nicely done!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:07, archived)

Special friends.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:40, archived)

Ally McBeal vs Phil Collins in a sexy way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:41, archived)

With sexy results!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:31, archived)

hahaha...

at the first sign of Kempitus,call your doctor immediately

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

june brown looks good for her age

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:46, archived)

hahahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:01, archived)

Hahahaha...

Hai Moleypoo! *Click* :D

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:06, archived)

For proper old school gamers...we present...:

The Ross Kempston Pro

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:24, archived)

That's a Competition Pro.

Kempston Pro was the interface.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:29, archived)

You just zip that anorak right up, young man :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:33, archived)

hehe

perhaps B3ta could sort out all the problems in the middle-east

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:34, archived)

Fanar F'nar

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:37, archived)

Yes because they're not in the least bit touchy about how people lampoon their prominent social and religious figures over there...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:42, archived)

perhaps they just need to relax a little

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:43, archived)

That'll work.

I wonder why nobody's suggested it before.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:46, archived)

sometimes the simple ideas are the best

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:55, archived)

Would it help to say I only remember because I repaired one a couple of weeks ago?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:42, archived)

Nope ;p

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:43, archived)

I always refered to mine as

'me kempston'....

But I was 11....

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:34, archived)

I refered to mine

as 'the patient one'

are we talking about the same thing?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

you can use it to play this

www.b3ta.com/board/10040677

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:36, archived)

sorry for crapness!

(Teh Machine, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:18, archived)

What a cnut!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:19, archived)

C3PO covered in ham

/News Quiz

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:21, archived)

hahahaha

mate of mine told me that this morning

I've never been more attracted to Catlain Moran

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:23, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:25, archived)

I'M IN LOVE

oh as you were

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:27, archived)

Wasn't she quite... round

in the 90s? I seem to recall her brief TV career and she was quite ample then.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:46, archived)

she was

not really a problem though.

The problem in those days was she was a precocious, annoying 16 year old who thought the world owed her a living because she lucked out and got a job on the NME

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:52, archived)

~~more~~

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:26, archived)

i heard that too

my mate reckons sandi toksvig looks like ham covered in ham

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:26, archived)

sandi toksvig is horrible

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:27, archived)

corned beef covered in fluff

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:28, archived)

shes danish isnt she?

maybe it should be bacon.

Covered in facial hair

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:32, archived)

the furry rasher

*boke*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

hahahahaha

henceforth this is how she will be known in my household

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:37, archived)

pelsklædt svinekød

in her natural habitat

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:42, archived)

sandi toksvig looks like lassie with a burnt face

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

*office lol stifle*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:37, archived)

he loves his"war zone"

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:11, archived)

You're great, EWC.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:13, archived)

pfft.......b3ta brings out the best in everyone....yourself included

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:17, archived)

WITH SEXY RESULTS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:18, archived)

Haha. Love this.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:14, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:14, archived)

I love you!

*Click*
(PS: Not gay)

:D

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:15, archived)

GAH!

*puts pants back on*:

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:19, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:20, archived)

Ahahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:17, archived)

Are you Cyriak's brother/sister/spouse/pet gerbil?

*WOO-ing very hard at this by the way!*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:21, archived)

aaah.....that walk is totally Cyriak inspired

learn from the masters:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:26, archived)

awesomeoo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:37, archived)

Beautiful!

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:41, archived)

wonderful!

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enceladus, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:07, archived)

From that rather silly thread down v there a ways...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

One eye, initials P.M., likes everything in black and white?

It's the Prime Minister!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:08, archived)

i recognise that panda!

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:11, archived)

I'll 'ave you 'Napoleon'!!!!!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

superb

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

Ta Griffy!

;)

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:11, archived)

Top Quality Ninj

And great choice of source pics, *click*

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Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

Thanks Q!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:11, archived)

fits like a glove

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:08, archived)

Thanks Elvis!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:11, archived)

Lovely stuff Ninj!

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

Cheers Moley!

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:14, archived)

We'll save Britain!

Click for bigger (190 kb)

(daunkle, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

This isn't as bad as having no replies warrants

In fact, it's very good, and very well 'shopped.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:07, archived)

Ross Kamp

surely bindun

(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:52, archived)

Haha holy shit.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:53, archived)

holy crap.

what the hell did you google for that source to come up?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

homosexual dressage

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

*note to self: do not google homosexual dressage*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

*hides*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

For a small fee you can insult Mediocre below, safe in the knowledge that he'll remain oblivious.

One time only offer! Act fast!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:56, archived)

underline?

what witchcraft is this?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

underline

?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

UNDERLINE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

UBERLINE.
_{_{_{________________
_{_{_{______________________
_{_{_{_____________________________________________________________}}}}}}}}}

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

~~SMALLBOLDUNDERLINESTRIKETHROUGHITALIC~~

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

pink italic
wft?
ROOOOOB, WHY WON'T IT DO PINK?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

We're HTMLin' all up in this bizatch!

Cr^a_aaazyy

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

PREFORMATTEDSMALLBOLDUNDERLINESTRIKETHROUGHITALIC

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

~~INTERLINE~~

(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

that's just a strikethrough!

overline - nah doesn't work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

underline

YOW - when did that turn up?

why am I so excited by this?
its not as if marquee tags work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

I'm such a n00b

I can't even get strikethru to work.

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doog Don't read this., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:34, archived)

And yet I *can* do this

\з=(•●)=ε/̿

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doog Don't read this., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

I haver no idea how this works

The entire room is filled with Zalgo.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

which one is Mediocre......left or right?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

Stop trying to get money out of everyone.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

I'll stop for a one-time fee!

See this link for details! 5z8.info/turner-diaries.pdf_o8h3j_mydick

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

I know how you can make money

Click here to make money!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:08, archived)

You didn't make that URL look dodgy enough, buddy.

5z8.info/nakedgrandmas.jpg_r5a2y_super-nsfw

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

You bastard, I could have been at work!

Wonder who has the most NSFW profile page

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:10, archived)

Souuunnnddd liiikke a chaaaaaaaalleeeennnnggge!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:14, archived)

Your profile is pretty NSFW.

I can see boobs and it's not entirely obvious if they're naked or not

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:18, archived)

Ah, that's Reiko Ike.

70's Japanese jazzy stuff.
www.jetfm.asso.fr/site/IMG/jpg_reiko_ike_-_cover.jpg
^NSFW^

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:20, archived)

Hmmm

I'm going on my personal reaction of SCROLL!!!! that the pic might be NSFW.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

hahaha

oh my god
needs more Tobias Fünke*

*I bought the whole of Season 1 of Arrested Development in Asda for £1 - utter utter bargain

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

lucky bastard, they cost me £10 each

"Can you take me to the gothic castle please?"
"The gothic arsehole?"
"I believe that's what i said"

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

LEATHERDADDY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:22, archived)

That is ...

Bloody hell.

I learned the term "Teapot" the other day. After the pose of standing with one hand on the hips and the other outstretched bent at the elbow and wrist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

Teapot???? oh?

I thought it that term was for when you stood naked from the waist down with hands on both hips, while freely & copiously urinating into the open mouth of a keeling partner who is wa............GOSH...isn't it quiet in here suddenly?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:59, archived)

Not to be confused with teabag

a popular childrens' tv witch

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

pfft

sounds similar to the Princess Margaret

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

*the mind boggles??*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

exactly as you describe above

but you have to wear a tiara whilst peter sellers jizzes on your tits

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:16, archived)

DAD NO!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:07, archived)

haha :D

Trust you to take things down a darker route.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:10, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about.

I SWEAR.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:13, archived)

*fwaps*

just noticed the shadow of the one on the right...omg

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

Jesus

Seriously though, would you want your kids watching men running around in their pants (presumably with some light whipping given what's in "Ross'" hand).

Won't somebody please think of the children!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

I would

but then I also like the idea of locking my kids up in the basement until they're 18 as part of an experiment to see if they're scared of the sun.

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:06, archived)

bindun? surprisingly i don't think so

i'd probably have remembered those thongs.

also while i'd say this is probably nsfw, a mod the other week declared all pictures similar to this one:

nsfw and linked them all. except mine even though it was still on the page.

which isn't important, it just gives me an excuse to repost this one. :)

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

Its not full frontal nudity, they're just showing a bit of flesh and their love for each other

(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:27, archived)

it's at this point that someone will point out

that the faq describes "nsfw" as something that could pass for porn at a glance.

me, i class the whole of b3ta as nsfw and thank my lucky stars that i work in a lenient field, and that my monitor faces the wall.

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:47, archived)

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Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

*spits chewed up bits of apple everywhere*

nice one Q4

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:49, archived)

y'r u eetin chyewd up apels? u fkn dmbas lol sersly !

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:52, archived)

I mashes them up up good with my gums

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:56, archived)

You're smarter than you first appear.

Apple bits in yr teef r rubish.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

tablet blister packs make good toothpicks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:59, archived)

Clever like A FOX.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

A SEXY FOX

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

Hahahahahah

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:50, archived)

i only want to help you row-land

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:53, archived)

Hahahaha...

Nicely Q! *Click* :)

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Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:59, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Where's Gripper Stebson when we need him?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:01, archived)

Fuck yeah!

Nice one, Q!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:12, archived)

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