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[challenge entry] The walls cup
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
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(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
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(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Freebase gives me the fear
this, on the other hand, I like lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Multiple Freebase...check .....Wibbly Wembley....check *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
I thought it was a boot until I looked closer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] hooot hooot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Quality!
I can imagine footy hooligans gallivanting across the countryside with a can of red spray paint spraying a red cross on any white animal they see
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
who is that man?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Tis true. Daffy visits Slimbridge every year
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# this comment is making me giggle like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(Captain Black, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
#
Nice
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# My dear herman...
...I shall fetch some water as you're clearly on fire today!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] dodododo doo doo doo doo doo..

:D
(Captain Black, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Hehehe nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Merekats is lovely
AND (opinions on the internets lulz) I like the adverts.

So there, B3ta. Stick that up your pipe and smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Do you like them 'ironically'?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Are you calling me a student?!
No I don't - I like them because they make me chuckle.

I will own, however, that it does arouse me a little how upset the righteous teenagers get about them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I like that one with the dancing penguins
something about buying cars

It looks like something Veitch would have made
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I agree.
the adverts are not only entertaining, although the next cunt that says 'simples' in conversation and thinks it's funny gets a slap, they are really clever. I read the merekat site has had a massive ammount of hits and has generated stacks of business too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# But
'simples' creates a memorable tag-line that's associated with the adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# It also makes my 2 year old niece giggle like a loon whenever she hears it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Which is where it should stay.
Like quotes from Little Britain. I went into a travel agents in Ely last week and their system was down. The woman in there said, "Computer says no" to me. Grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Simples!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
That's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# What I think Sir Patrick of Enterprise really wanted to say


but was far too polite to!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqEGqWWM2M&playnext_from=TL&videos=tFExCBYwtzA
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# But Corden has a fat belly! And he knows it!
Comic genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Yeh I must admit, it's like telling the audience Alan Carr is gay and expecting them to think you're witty,
but I really do think Sir Stewie was prolly thinking the above but too polite to say it directly hence all the spoken elipsis (and possibly a tad inebriated didn't help).
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# To be fair
I'd have to be very intoxicated to attend one of those bashes and share a stage with people like Corden.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Is he fat, then?
He should make jokes about that, it'd be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
I hear gayness is equally side splitting, he should try that!

*edit* pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha that really was dire
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
warning - controversial opinion ahead...

Corden is a skilled comedy writer - Gavin & Stacey proved that. He is also a pretty decent sitcom actor. However his head has become as big as his belly, and that will be his undoing.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# ..
Corden
Ruth Jones is a skilled comedy writer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# this may possibly be the case
and Ruth Jones (as well as Matthew Horne) have the good grace not be obnoxious nobends on TV the whole time.

Joanna Page is just bloody lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# You and I have the same taste in women.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# salty with a hint of peanut apparently
.
.
.
oh HAVE the same taste. I thought you said LEAVE the same taste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Indeed
an she's a superb actress as well

And not bad looking either
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I liked her in that thing with Steve Coogan
although she wasn't in it that much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I need to watch that again
I saw the first two and missed the rest.

It was so completely different to what he'd done before, it was a bit of a shock
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Saxondale
that was it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt1332074/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# well yes
OK

my head's not working properly today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# second series coming soon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hurrah for BBC3!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# No? Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
It wasn't even high brow enough for a 15 year old girl! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Corden is a fat cunt and I don't understand why he is on tv
but Patrick made a bit of a twat out of himself there, really.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# .
Yeah, SIR Patrick clearly got his ego knighted.

However, he should have ended the tirade by just saying "make it so number 1" and all honour would be restored.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Actually you've got a point,
clash of the egos maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# It wasn't his best moment,
but I'm certainly more inclined to forgive him than Corden calling for a taxi for an old man
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# yes - but an old man with real talent.
Unlike Corden
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Yay!
Can I just say: Worst. Compo. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Alt compo : Censored Star Wars fonts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Wut?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# why?
We often have compos for things people hate, and it's never a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Ah, but this is for something I hate
Which shold be, obviously, far more important than anything else in your ghastly little lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# because it's the football
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# You're right. I hated Bill Owen too
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# The only thing that's made it worse than any other so far
is people somehow shoehorning Star fucking Wars into it. WE GET THE POINT YOU'RE NERDS NOW FIND A WAY OF DOING SOMETHING WITHOUT PUTTING FUCKING C3PO INTO IT GRRRRRRAAAARGHGHHGHGHGHHGHHHGHHHHHHHHFUCK.

Actually I've seen many worse challenges. I used to complain. Then I stopped because complaining about image challenges on an image-based board which is pretty notorious for ignoring people complaining about challenges -- and even seems to pick them to wind people up -- is pretty silly. At least this isn't yet another LOL FILM POSTER challenge like every other fucking week was at one point.


Edit: Dear Jesus it's twenty past eleven. Why am I not at work? I should probably go.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *starts work on 4th World Cup/Star Wars pic, just for boris*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Corden isn't fit to breathe the same air as Sir Patrick Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I scorn you, scurvy companion.
Away, you moldy rogue, away!
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Take him to the brig!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# That wasn't in Henry IV.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Off with his head?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I thought Patrick Stewart was a total cunt for doing that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# No, you thought SIR Patrick Stewart was a total cunt for doing that!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# sir fuck all
name 5 things he's done for this fucking country..
he's a self righteous cunt.

he shat it when Corden got in his face about it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Well he's given me a lot more laughs than Corden ever has
his appearances on Family Guy alone managed that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# not for his work on tv/film/stage

what has he actually done?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# what's that got to do with this country?
listing all the acting jobs he's done means fuck all.

I'd rather the people out defending the country got knighted...not some ponce of an actor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# He's an actor, WTF else am I gonna show you?
Ok, then, for arguments sake, what criteria are we therefore classifying this highly successful well respected world famous multi millionaire and house hold name in so your argument that he's not worthy becomes valid?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# like I said in my edit
I'd rather the people out defending the country got knighted...not some ponce of an actor/footballer whatever

ps you're gay for him...sorry Sir him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Well I can hardly continue an argument your editing your responses in post to can I?
Fair point, but if you're gonna knight an actor it should be a good one, and I think he's proven in that respect.

Can't see the other bloke getting any knighthoods for his contributions...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I think he's proven it by being a fucking millionaire and living in a big mansion
don't feed the fuckers egos any more than what's needed.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# ^this^
he really is a complaining old twat, and clearly incapable of thinking on his feet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# No arguments there,
but he has earned more respect than fatso any day of the week, which fatso clearly wasn't giving him...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# why should he?...he doesn't deserve any respect

he's a fucking actor..that's all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# And a brilliant one that has given me much pleasure, who the fuck is Corden by comparison?
He wrote a movie that flopped and a TV show that 15 year old girls think was too low brow.

Oh and he's fat LOL!

Major respect for THAT then...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# you're right..
but

out of the two of them Corden has my respect for getting in about the snobby cunts face.

Stewart tried to dish it out then shat himself..the end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Agreed, he got majorly PWNED, but we don't know who started it,
and I'll bet Patrick had a few words off the mic! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# yea hanging out the taxi as he drives away

"oh and by the way..your mother!"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# "Make it Fatso"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Badaboom badabing!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# haha
click for hiding the fat fucks face
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrr...

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# On the subject of football
www.b3ta.com/links/Africa_Man

Oh dear Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Not sure what you're trying to say here
Something about quite liking football?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# "Football is spiffy".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I don't watch telly and everytime I go out I'm far too drunk to care about football.
I'm immune.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# We must harvest your blood to find the cure for football
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# You want me to pee in your cup, you say?
I already fell over your curtains and pissed on your radiator, I'm sure I can pee in a cup too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# There you have it
in black on white
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Or the other way round....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I hate TOABB more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 7:59, archived)
# IT'S FOUR WEEKS
Once every TWO YEARS... and at least we had the decency not to qualify for the Euros last time, so it's been FOUR YEARS since this level of football-related malarky.

I really don't see a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# You're one of the Commie bastards, aintcha!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Four years is too soon...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# oh shoosh you
some people would have nothing to talk about if they couldn't fucking moan about the things other people enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Hopefully it'll only be two weeks for England
And then everyone can STFU.
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# English people saying "asshole"
What's wrong with arsehole?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Thanks for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# omg rly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Okidoki

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# militarylife.com have an article up about the role of the military in dealing with football violence
mpo0.onodot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Stop beating about the bush, tell us what you really think...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I did consider suffering in silence...
...but I thought I should let it all out.

Better that, than pick up a gun and go shooting people! I mean, who would do a thing...oh yeah...sry.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Go for it
I'm sure they'll be showing the matches in jail so you can bitch to all your new friends about it in there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# That's not the kind of bitching I'd get to do in jail
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I didn't want to mention the rest of it
It might have put you off
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This image manipulation lark is easier than I thought


edit: added to compo, for some reason

2nd edit: I feel a bit guilty that people like this, when there's lots of genuinely funny stuff and this is just TOABB. It was a satire of something pointless, that has been rendered pointless itself by it's own popularity. Please stop liking this (or at the very least, try and keep it as the exact same popularity as the original message, so it makes sense in context on the compo page). Thanks
(Normski, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha
spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# haha
this should be on the popular page

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I like this too
More than the original.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I like this.
Very eloquantly put.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Well I have taken your second edit into account
And I clicked 'Like' purely on the basis of the font, and the good use of contrast in this picture. Is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
Artistic quality is not a big thing in b3ta. You don't need it to make a funny picture, and the snobs who whine about it are the cancer that's killing b3ta(tm). It's only relatively recently that the snobbery has appeared, and frankly that plus all the "edgy political comment" can go and fuck off, and I wish people would stick with kittens and fluffiness.

You responded to a TOAP, quickly, with a TOAP that satirised perfectly some whining bitter original poster had said - or at least it looked that way.

So while I normally find TOAPs aren't all that good, I thought yours was perfect. You seem to have captured the mood of a whole lot of people, myself included. Take some pride in a job well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Hit the nail on the head
Having 9 posts in 5 years post number 10 agrees with this
(DrBatman, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# it's 'loathe'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Clicked.
I feel for you brother. (or sister)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
# I don't like eastenders.
thats why i don't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] They're all at it...
Robin
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# That's actually a starling
who's dyed his breast red for England!

Morning Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# now THAT'S dedication
Nice one Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Looks orangy to me though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Obviously not corvidae then
Too orangey for crows.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Morning Lully
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
#
I keep seeing all these danish flags
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Robin with tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I like this lots
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Makes me proud to be English
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# YAY....*GLEES*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Can we play this year?


meh, only a couple months until hockey starts again...
(I helped save b3ta! paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# You know you're in trouble
when your best player of all time is a QPR and Yoevil legend.
And English
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Think of the hours of airtime saved
where your "news" reporters aren't telling you what flavour toothpaste your striker used this morning.

He had coffee instead of tea with his breakfast. Could this be a sign that he's suffering a caffeine deficiency? Will he make it to training this morning?!

Sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# *pats on head*
there there dear...

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# What with that
and that Dyson fella saying "China are producing 20 times the number of Engineers that Britain are!" (Maybe that's because they have about 100 times the population?!) I've given up watching the news in the morning.

Edit: And the fella who blamed hospitals for extortionate car parking charges! The hospital don't set those charges, the parking company (NCP, APOCA) set them. The hospital is charged by the parking company to park on their own land! About £200 per person per year! Which is then taken out of the wages of the staff member.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# blimey!
I'm only listenign to talkSport at the moment, so I don't really hear any 'proper' news.

*makes note not to upset Joliet*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# It's my own fault for watching BBC Breakfast (note: They don't call it Breakfast News)
I ended up watching Hana's Helpline on Ch5. She was helping a duck to swim.

That's what I call quality broadcasting.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# aawwww
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I want to know what Marcel Desailly thinks of this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# How else am i supposed to find out how
some footballing person produced a number 3 on the Bristol stool scale this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] q&d


Click for bigger (143 kb)

Ningles everybody! How are you all this fine morning??
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# ningles Prof
I have what appears to be a hangover, yet I have not drunk anything.
I am also handing in my notice today at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# ooh, exciting
Got a new job, or just at the end of your tether?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# new job
took 3 interviews and some salary negotiations.
I'm also hopefully playing a blinder and may actually get redundancy on the same notice period rather than handing in my notice and getting jack shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# If your new job doesn't come with a cape then you fucked up.
Capes come with prestige.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# cape-wearing isn't in the new contract
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# You can always wear one under your FORMAL SHIRT.
People wont know, but you'll feel ultra. Glad to hear you're upgrading anyway, Griffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# cheers Tstratstrststarsttatttatrtatrtartartartrtatarstrastratrs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# 'grats then!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# brilliant news, glad you got that job :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# cheers Arch!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Well done, fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# cheers Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Good work.
Does new job allow b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# It will
but I probably will not b3 around for a while, at least during probationary period. Also I hopefully won't have the time due to the new technology training schedule I'll be on!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Blimey, why you handing your notice in?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# they are on to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Are you getting it in early before they sack you for being hungover?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# haha
occupational hazard in this industry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# You didn't manage to get redundancy then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# hopefully will!
but it will involve having to be economical with my reasons for wanting it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Blimey, some people go to some length to secure their worldcup watching time.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# we get paid time off
and taken to a local bar that has been privately hired to watch matches!

shit - why am I leaving this company?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# because you hate soccerball?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# all the directors here are sport mad
and 2 of them ave even played semi-professionally, so its a sport friendly company
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I hate that feeling
faux hangovers that is, not handing my notice in at work. Gotta love that feeling, especially if you hate your job
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# that's the sad thing
I love my job, but other life issues are forcing a decision
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# ah man
at least you have other things in the pipeline though
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# If I stay where I am
I will likely have no job in about 2 years and be woefully under-skilled for the market then
If I leave now I can get re-skilled and stay on top of things.

Also I will be 70 miles closer to my daughter with the new job, which might be crucial in the future *sads* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Quitting work is awesome
I handed in my notice a while ago and finish up on 7th july. yay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# HUZZAH!
hopefully you have a new job to go to? Or have won the lottery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# or have a job doing the lottery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# His trophy looks well polished!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Pew pew pew!

And Ewoks quite like football too... sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# FLYIN' DA FALG!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# YEA YA
YOS YIZ PLATYPUSYES
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# haha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# It's flying backwards!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Neeeerrrrdddd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I thought you were making a reverse engine noise at first.
:-/
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# perhaps the wind is going the other way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# That'll be that space wind that's making all the lasers sound like pew pew pew!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Who knows, in their galaxy they might well have had space wind!
And the pew pew pew sounds might actually be interference from high energy weapons being picked up on the ship's radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# *whistles*
In my defence, I made the pic late last night and was a bit tired...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't confuse them for big furry mountains!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# The trousers are giving me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] One of my personal favourite moments


Not quite so fast now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)
# ha ha
diving cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)
# dear oh dear
at least Gerrard makes diving look half way convincing, not like johnny foreigner
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:54, archived)
# eh, so long b3ta
see you in a week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)
# No, emvee, stay it will fun
There's few things I love more than people who say they don't like football getting 'involved' cos it's the world cup
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Show your hatred for the World Cup week!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# really thanks, but no
I'm unlikely to come out with anything positive or helpful at this stage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)
# I don't follow football
I occasionally play it
but World Cup means you can drink beer and be shouty at the telly. It's fucking great.
Also it means not having to watch Big Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I didn't even realiase that was back on til this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Mrs S wants to watch this series in an 'ironic' way as its the last one
I shall be going to bed early a lot to watch DVDs and drink heavily
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# no disrespect to your good lady
but that's a crap excuse to watch something you're too embarrassed to admit liking.

I will be partaking in soccerball everynight while MY Mrs S plays Farmville. We've got an understanding
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# absolutely
you have a good deal there.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# tell her it may lead to an "ironic" divorce
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# watch this space
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# ^ this.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# ^ What she said

a n d ------------------v
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:04, archived)
# you're taking the week off so you can watch the World Cup?
that's dedication
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Yeah I'm supporting Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
# In b3ta terms
it's no worse than any other week.

Now, let's all celebrate Prince Phillip's birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# i cant quite believe they played the national anthem on radio 4 earlier for this.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# was it the Greek national anthem?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I know
I thought it was going to be an ad for a comedy show or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I'd be a bit pissed off if they played a song about how everybody loves my missus
on MY birthday
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# I also thought this!
What I really like was that it was clearly a recording of the national anthathema from about 1958!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I have to respectfully disagree
I long ago gave up pretending to care about soccerball and I really have no idea who any of these people are. It's just one big long RIS to me, at least if it was another film poster challenge I have a chance of getting some of the jokes...

Nonetheless, we should be worshipping Phil like a god: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# All hail John Frum!
*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Just out of interest
Do you like football
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I'm torn between 'Yes' and 'Potato'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Strange....
/board looks like a world cup picture forum this morning.

Normally 'no' or 'potato' would have stormed it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# perhaps this will help clarify things
I would rather watch...
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# so one thing is for certain
nobody wants to watch Big Bollox
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I watched the launch
some of it anyway.

Looks set to be the worst one ever!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# No I just finished a picture that's taken me two days.
I haven't even slept tonight because I was doing it.

IT'LL BE ANTI-CLIMATIC, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# It isn't tonight any more
you've clearly had no sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I fucking exploded one of my eyes too.
It's bloodshot like hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I was working until 4:30 this morning
up at 7:15, back in work at 8:30
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Dang, sucks to be you right now.
I hope your eyes don't explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# they feel like they might
but then I can has afternoon off to snooze in the garden \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Awh fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all in the timing


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
# why does Bobby Charlton look like he's just been told he *has* to eat that soggy sausage roll?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)
# He *does* have to eat it or be hanged for treason
and he saw why it's soggy.

Mmmmm, Her Madge's Mimsy Mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# *steals name*
You'd make a fortune with that product!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# He's just heard
his Advanced Hair Studio Endorsement has been cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Football lulz
:D

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Lovely boy!
Actually I have an inbuilt hatred of this man that I cannot express in words.

Hey Tan!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I think I would prefer it if he kicked the zoid
Imagine the pain!

'lo Joe!!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# is it cos he plays for the Arse?
I think I put him in my b3ta fantasy team
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Played for the backside of football!
He left them a couple of seasons ago!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# *waves*
I've got him mixed up with that other guy

Ted Something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Nope
I think it's me who's confused.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# He's still there, just always injured
and a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# So he is!
I thought he left, perhaps I was thinking of that other tosser.... was it Flamini?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# you must have him confused with Ted Something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Pires?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# B3ta fantasy team?
What fresh lunacy is this?

You mean there's MORE of us that like the soccerball?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# it was on /links
it's the Sky one (free)

www.b3ta.com/links/482085
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# That's my lunchtime sorted then
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Noice
I can't find Ted Something!

He is playing isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
#
= )
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
This made me really lol
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Chewie! Take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 7:48, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL!
/ac
(likeajackhammer, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:42, archived)
# I do
b3ta.com/board/10083537
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:44, archived)
# I prefer soccer and the beautiful game
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)
# NEITHER DO I
It bores the frigging arse off me
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:54, archived)
# This is the evil white square of death...
Photobucket

Kill it.

Now.

Before it devours us.
(Spy is dead., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 7:46, archived)
# No, it hasn't done anything to me.
I'm going to make friends with it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:27, archived)
# it will deceive you
we must destroy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:34, archived)
# STOP PICKING ON HORSE
he doesn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)
# I'm inviting it into our community
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Yeah...
but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:01, archived)
# I like your username :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done. Almost definitely. But we need some beer to go with it.
Photobucket
(Spy is dead., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 7:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 7:23, archived)
# *Beep* *Beep* *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:33, archived)
# haha poor r2
click*
(I helped save b3ta! libertinelynch this is not my Board Sig, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:42, archived)
# I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:48, archived)
# haha
that was a golden moment
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 7:17, archived)
# Couldn't happen to a nicer fella!
*cough* Euros
not that anyone round here will care
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ALBIONISM, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 5:07, archived)
# >kick football
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 5:33, archived)
#
DIVE!!!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:22, archived)
# * waits for it to animate...

NINGALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:43, archived)
# Bless me b3ta for I have sinned
It's been six months since my last image
A tribute to a boy who broke his slide...
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:23, archived)
# dont jump, Edward, your eyes look like delicious black-yolked eggs, sunny side up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# haha
true
[wants eggs]
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Don't jump, Edward
Because at the base of your slide is a sea of mushy peas, and that is a very difficult thing to get out of should you become stuck in it.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:37, archived)
# but not entirely
an unpleasant experience
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Certainly not!
I had proper mushy peas cooked up for me from scratch by a Lancastrian mate's Lancastrian mum after an afternoon watching Accrington Stanley.
You just can't buy memories like that.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Don't go into the green Edward.
Look away from the green.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# poor edward.
he has the expression of a child that has an invisible priest standing right behind him...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Rollcall:
I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:18, archived)
# don't jump, ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Holy fuck.
Disintegration Loops. Opinion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:33, archived)
# basinski?
oh fuck yeah

melancholia is good too
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Once I've digested the Loops I'll give it a whirl. I've got a folder of a few things to try yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:43, archived)
# do check it out
nicer bite sizey chunks than loops
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:50, archived)
# I grabbed the Aaron Dilloway/Emeralds cassette the other day. I've not played it yet, but I'll report back to you if it's any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:53, archived)
# i'm all ears, bud
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:59, archived)
# Goddamn I have a bunch of stuff to share.
I've been enjoying Phonem recently. His album 'Hydro Electric' is pretty solid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 5:32, archived)
# way hee
that was easy to find

early impression is arovane with a twist of boc

i likey


(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 5:56, archived)
# sounds worthy of investigation
there's been a disturbing lack of arovane recently
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:01, archived)
# If Phonem does something for you Aleph-1 should too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:04, archived)
# Long and loopy
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:49, archived)
# TELL ME MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 4:50, archived)
# you're not asking the right person
i don't have the musical concentration span or a good enough ear to appreciate them properly
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:00, archived)
# Well, it depends on what Edward it is.
If it's that asshole from Twilight, then yes, jump, please.
(Spy is dead., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 7:44, archived)

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