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# I had a horrible nightmare.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# i like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# This happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I had a similar one once...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ooo Arts...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Blimey fella
you're straying close to "culture" with that kind of thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# better?
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# how about now?
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# i think i've nailed it
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# done
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
Hmmm, vaguely recall that as part of Lula's childhood flashback in Wild at Heart - but her brother cousin relative and cockroaches.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
Now ^^That's^^ a rule to live your life by!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Gah, that dirty little incubus!
This is frankly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# So which highbrow, broadsheet newspaper do you work for?
Damn you and your talented political cartooning!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# i dont work for any highbrow news paper
just a monobrow one
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Thuccubus!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Mr ceiling cat would like you to turn the Sodding Magnets off now!








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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# MAGNET CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# He's not really on the ceiling, he's just high on nip.
He needs to cool off for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# THIS IS MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Cats should not be ferrous. Please upgrade your cat to a non-ferrous metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10094194
in reply to www.b3ta.com/board/10094391
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I fail to see your point there.
Why is bathing in waste relevant to the emission of steam?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Did that one.
Here. Same thread, Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Yes, the waste products are nasty, but they're concentrated and handled with utmost caution.
Batteries are safe, but their contents aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Battery acid isn't radioactive, and won't last for (some very large amount) of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Of course, but going back to my point, waste material from fission is dealt with in the most controlled way possible.
Once again, I completely fail to see what point you're attempting to make against nuclear power here. Don't thermal power plant stations have waste?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Thermal power plants? Solar, nuclear, gas, coal and biomass plants all use heat to produce energy.
You might have to be more specific about that.

The point with the picture is that eDF are a big power company with many nuclear and fossil fuel plants trying to pass themselves off as green by building putting a minisucle amount of their resources into renewable energy in order to claim government grants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Thorium reactors or GTFO.
Christ knows why we're not using them. No fuel refinement, short-lived waste, masses more of the stuff than U-235.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# No refinement at all?
Does the stuff just lie around in chunks? There has to be SOME refinement, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I don't care about EDF, I care about people making baseless and incorrect assumptions with regards to the nuclear power industry.
Using examples like Chernobyl as a synonym for all that's wrong with nuclear fission is wrong and is a comparison made with absolutely no knowledge of the disaster at all. I know you didn't make that connection and I'm glad. The simple fact of the matter is that the deaths attributed to accidents within the nuclear power field is minimal in regard to the deaths and damage caused by coal, oil and gas burning plants.

Rant rant I'm going to make some ice brb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Frankly I just want free leccy for a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# no they aren't
many terminal storage sites which were deemed safe some decades ago (determined by companies which profit from storing nuclear waste for politicians who profit from providing them with public contracts) proved to be leaking 'a bit' under recent inspection. into the ground water, no less. which people drink, irrigate fields with, etc... hardly 'utmost caution'.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Yay! Magnets!
/forgot he was giving a magnetism lecture on account of there being cake instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Kittens and flypaper do not mix.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Dark Hams

Previously on Dark Hams.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# What? WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I've just looked through the series. Awesome stuff.
But number 11, or 12 or something doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Oh right
I may have cocked something up there. I'll have to check tonight as work firewall bans everything except for the ten most innoffensive websites in the world and the secret b3ta pipe.

Edit: Part 11. Part 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Ooo, onionfied priest!
I wondered what the transmogrification of a clergyman was all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# The month in the URL in the link's wrong
Should be checkmyinevitable.blogspot.com/2009/10/dark-hams-11.html not checkmyinevitable.blogspot.com/2009/09/dark-hams-11.html
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Oo
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Oh fuggin hell YES!
I've been waiting for this for ages, (oddly enough, only looked at your site a few weeks back to re read em)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# It is nearly finshed.
Had to have a break for a bit 'cos it was driving me nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for the next installment!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Brilliant!
Been waiting ages for this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Hooray!
finally got that damn cliffhanger off my schedule
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# YES!
That is all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Yaaay!
I love the Dark Hams series! You're a splendid chap and I actually did a little cheer inside my head at that one with the vial of Gel.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# *burns hambassy*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# hurray
It's been a long wait for a new episode.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Oh yes!
Yes, yes, yes!

Very pleased to see Dark Hams back again.

And, er, did I mention: YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It's very PC to be Green!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I see through what you mean . . . time to re-boot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] 'All bandwagons are shit' especially the green one.
(Mr Chicken, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# You are Viscount Monckton
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Lunch time speed cropping so I didn't have time to check if it has been....


Click for bigger (390 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# c'mon we can get a 2-up and a handlebar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Maybe even an endo....
...followed by a quick cherry picker.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] She does you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Ay carumba
I just found the other pics from that photo shoot. The NSFW ones.

She's a big girl, alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# SHARE THE FUCKING WEALTH TRIBS!
I wish I'd asked before scoffing double sausage in batter and chips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Pfft, what the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# More girl than you can handle
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# SOY MAYOR DE 18 AÑOS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Oh really?
What's your date of birth?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# 20/03/72
That's 1772.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Hmm, ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I am so 'SOY MAYOR DE 18 AÑOS' it's unbelievable
PORINGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# oh shit.
what has been seen cannot be unseen.

She don't look very sturdy to me...looks rather wobbly and slushy.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# OH FUCK!
My eyes... my fucking eyes you bastard!

EDIT: How did you find that?

EDITED EDIT: Second thoughts - don't explain that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# What did you expect - rainbows, unicorns and chocolate-coated strawberries?
Edit : Found it via TinEye. Search for the one pic we had, then sort by biggest image first (i.e. most likely to be a source). That gallery is near the top of the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# CHICA ROBUSTA!
IT SEEMS OUR BULL-BAITING FRIEND'S LIKE THE STURDY GIRL

UK's very own Chloe Marshall
www.puntofape.com/chloe-marshall-cuando-lo-comun-destaca-484/chloe_marshall_03/ (SFW-ish)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# AY AY AAYYYYY! NO ES BUENO
I have no complaints with that chloe lass. Would X10
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# CHICA ROBUSTA on an unsafe google search is a rich seam of weirdness!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# In fact that whole site is a bit like a Spanish 4Chan
www.poringa.net/ (NSFW once you follow links)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ha ha ha!
hugo!

(onomatopeya de vomito) (Onomatopoeia for vomiting)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha my favorite is...
"You'd have to throw flour on it to find the wet side"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Just be careful she doesn't roll over in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# She looks positively anorexic next to Sturdy Girl...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Spanish Fat Birds Fishing In the Nude Magazine
out every Tuesday €3.49
free gift every month.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# The pics are tagged
with the url of some "amateur" pay-per-perv site. Appears to be US-based.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# according to your Visa statement!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I deny everything!
*hides statements*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Shes quite pretty. From the neck up.
Strange. I saw a lass the other day who looked really pretty (looked just like the pixie gal from primeval) yet had a huuuuuuuge body!

Are their faces immune to fat or something?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I said the same thing ages ago
and got laughed off the t'interwebs

I actually thought the photo was shopped because her head didn't seem to fit the body
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# her head looks like a pimple on an elephant on the first picture
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# fuck me
There is a whale in the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Be nice... she doesn't go anywhere near the water in those pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# But he is standing next to the water,
With fishing gear on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# in that case, she's pissed herself in pictures 4 and 7
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Overexposed
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I think she transcends "sturdy"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Holy sheepshit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] off topic? wha?
team green britain

hey like, whatever, I'm just doing me own thing... stop gyping me mate

:)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# fuck me that's a lot of weed right there
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# She's getting quite a good crop there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Nowhere near ready though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# look Mu, my wail aa poyd is so much better than yours it ain't even funny
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Your lines are all blurry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# :(
yeah, aslo, when i use the paint bucket it adds a darker line of the colour i use to the black lining, you can see if you look close
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# And what's with that antigravity picture?
WHY ISN'T IT PULLING THE STRING TIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
#
D:

EDIT: it's in mid bounce......yes that's it....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I do like his teef though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# It's bouncing up and down on the bouncy stick.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# woooa there!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Someone posted this picture ages ago.
I saw a face in the pile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I pressed the I Like This button
and I meant I Like it I Like It I Like It!!! =0$
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] pffffft, i really don't know what to do
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# haha - Is that Dick Strawbridge?
what fine knockers he has!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# big sweaty knockers with massive tasches
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I see you have had a German girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# meh
I remember when they actually had to import the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous
*Edit* Resize

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I'm sure eDF couldn't give a fuck about us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Duckbed earth defence force?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] They already have all our money...
Photobucket
(Spy is dead., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I WATCHED IT LOAD, MAN!
I WATCHED IT LOAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
MAN
WOMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Or not. Conflicting sig/qotw answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# you have my sympathies for what's about to come...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# *whips out banjo*
AHHHH-GAAAAAAH DO DO DO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# pffft
no need man, NO NEED
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# still better than vuvuzellas!
FACT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# ooh, a lesser-spotted PNG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# hi, you're about five times over the limit
unless it's someone else's urine and we've got it mixed up again
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Interesting choice of cocktail
Widdletini, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Hi, ignore the moaning fuckers and just save it as a .jpg next time, holmes.
.jpgs are for photos/lots of gradients, .gifs are for block colours, and .pngs are for anti aliased transparency or when you don't want mspaint to compress your .gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# MY LIGHTS JUST DIMMED
and other over-reactions, no but seriously, what they↑ are probably saying and probably them ↓
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# TJ: What is wrong with the b3ta server upload speed?

I have found that if you use the direct page, it works.
www.b3ta.com/upload
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

www.nature.com/climate/2008/0810/full/climate.2008.99.html


.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Can anyone else smell catnip in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# but of course, how could of i been so blind!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Bonjour!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Look at all that DEADLY STEAM.
IT'S KILLING OUR CHILDREN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# STEAM CAN HURT PEOPLE
IF SOMEONE WAS SITTING THERE WHEN STEAM COME UP IT WOULD REALLY HURT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# hahahhahaahh! *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# liking this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Needs more spurious links and selective sharpening!
Also more paranoia!
Also, if WIND power is so good, how do you explain this??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THiN8szSKM&feature=related
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


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(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# haha
I used a fair bit of selective sharpen, bit it made it blobbier.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Catnippp is obviously too skilful for anyone to imitate accurately.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I suspect he does it layer by layer
but I didn't want to spend that long on it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# evil-industries.drbroon.org/17/666/2010/nuclear_power_kills_entire_nations.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# The garlic isn't the problem. It's the truffles.
They're really poodle shit. The French feed you poodle shit as a delicacy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uxb0JHqzlA



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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Halal do you play this thing?
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *toots embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# *eats pie*
*poots embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# My fave, so far..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# lolxenophobia
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Gotta love it!
Fuck em been over there n hated the arrogant ignorant cnuts...

may not be true of the rural folks
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I went to london once
fuck them, arrogant ignorant cunts

may not be true of the londoner friends i was visiting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I didn't go there ONCE I lived in Brussels and had to work in central France,
also londoners ARE all wankers, fuck the lot of ya!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I like the stage of the drunkenometer that states
"You decide to buy a round for the whole table, and at the bar have a great chat with a bloke you've never met before, at the conclusion of which you both agree that everyone's the same, the world over - except for the bloody French."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hehehe!
Don't them burn the Welsh's sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Top drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# TOP signature.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Oh, ta!
It's not original, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Nope, top shop!
www.muchmorechill.com/Images/mmc%20needs%20you.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Aw, and here was me thinking yoou drew it yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Nope, coulda done, dint need to
never waste effort for the same end result I say!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Super Dupont...
You've shopped a shopped.

Also, it's still shoppable
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Often the way!
Is why I'm never terribly precious about when my stuff appears on other folks sites/papers etc, tho is nice if they leave me tag on...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# yup..
also, I forgot to woo :)

woo !
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# When Caravaggio couldn't find any cheese footballs
He knocked up a gorgonZola...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Gorgon brown
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# That man has a very lumpy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha! That's a Goudan!
I bet he had to paint him caerphilly so edam well didn't go over the lines . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *dons mirror shades*
*realises it doesn't work that way*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] If only they powered cities..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Well I think it's smashing Cap'n
...and shall be-a-clickin! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# *stops crying & looks up*
Cheers, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# You're more than welcome!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I love the smell of broccoli in the morning.
Smells like.. broccoli, y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Toap time
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# kerlick
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Too accurate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Shopped company statements only!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Spinz winz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunno

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# HULK WASH!!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# oh very good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Aside from anything else
Jamelia would fucking get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# What - a green wash?
You fucking racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# chlamydia?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Along with my other diseases

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Vaguely Hulk-like references still earn the clicks..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Just as well most of EDF's input is nuclear then.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# It's only important because it's happening to America
Nigeria ... Nigeriawhat? Nigeriwho?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# and its oil
creating a great big plastic island in the pacific is fine
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# he is Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# "A case with four stones in it! Not one, or two, or three, but four! FOUR STONES! What the hell am I supposed to do with an emp-ty case?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Get rich tj
I've got a half-hour Adobe Illustrator job that needs doing by mid-afternoon. I'll bung you twenty quid via PayPal.

Gaz me and I'll provide full details.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I'll do it in MSPaint for a fiver


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I'll offer the same deal, but for a fourer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I'll bung in 3 grillion extra white pixels
FOR FREE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Oh you are so not going to win this gig.
I'll offer in a notepad explaining what I did in Paint, a link to my site and some wonky ASCII graphics of a cat. I'll include this as .txt and .nfo. PLUS, I'll ZIP THE WHOLE LOT - NO EXTRA CHARGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I'll wax his cat's chuff!
so I will!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# My mum says I'm not allowed to play with you any more.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# *hangs around outside your house*
*slowly drawing my finger across my neck*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I'm telling my teeaaaacher on yoooooou.
*RASPBERRIES*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# *hangs around outside teacher's house*
*slowly drawing my finger across my neck*

EDIT: Why hasn't Curis replied?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# He's trying to decide which of our, frankly superb, offers to take up.
Clearly the decision isn't an easy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hmmm
What about £2:50 each?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# A beer and a wank sounds like a nifty deal.
CURIS, WE'VE COME TO A COMPROMISE, GAZ US!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# You've got your 99s, but where are your 66s?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# it's a good job he sold 1/3 of his shares just before the accident....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Slick dude is slick.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)

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