That's actually really fucking frightening.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:07,
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0_0for different reasons to the post below!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:23,
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0_0what is he "inserting" into?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:58,
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It's about fucking sheep from behind at gunpoint.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:24,
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What, this movie, or life generally?Because I've always wondered what that's all about.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:37,
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Life can be about shagging watermelons too sometimes mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:45,
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This would explain the time and effort that's been put in over the generationsto produce a seedless watermelon.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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it still doesn't explain the square ones you can get in japan
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:34,
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they stack neatly... so u can have 3 or 4 at a time... silly
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:35,
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Is he standing in front of a hairy hippo?Edit: Ah, a hippo who baahs, obviously.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:04,
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From the director of Black sheep mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:07,
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I had no idea he was welsh:~p
(
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:12,
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It's affected me enoughI now see the crown of a phallus emerging from the bottom of the building on the left
Top Shop!
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:18,
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Top Shop!
BUMMIN A SHEEPSActually I have some rather distressing news about Mr. Dicaprio.
My best buddy worked closely with him for a short time during post-production of a movie. The dirt is: he's professional, polite, patient, genuinely good at the technical side of the business, and is most decidedly not a dick.
Makes you sick, doesn't it.
(My best buddy worked closely with him for a short time during post-production of a movie. The dirt is: he's professional, polite, patient, genuinely good at the technical side of the business, and is most decidedly not a dick.
Makes you sick, doesn't it.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:22,
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I'll never watch a movie with him again mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:25,
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What a cunt.I wanted to see this film, but now I wont, what an utter cunt
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Saner,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:29,
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Have a friend who knew an extra who worked with him.Said he was a petulant pompous sod.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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Ooh yeah!I like where this is going. Your mate and my mate should totally have a fight.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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Definitely!I'll get the top trumps out.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:57,
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there used to be vast herds of thembut they are quite rare these days
cfb
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cfb
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:36,
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They are only rare becausethey taste so bloomin good with chips!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:54,
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That's because they taste like tandoori chicken mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:54,
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....towards it with basting oils and seasoning! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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Arf!I like this.
(comparison's been made before, but not like this)
((comparison's been made before, but not like this)
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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I had wondered whether it'd been done before.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:31,
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Dope..really like this hoho
the final transformation looks like my uncle on acid..
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:17,
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the final transformation looks like my uncle on acid..
Maybe loads of people should of been waitng? + some turds on the floor..
Surely they're setting it on their mobiles?I go up to the Moors every so often, and the bus serves Flamingo Land
*flashbacks*
(*flashbacks*
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:10,
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Why's the steering wheel on the left?tsk
I will take your word for it though, never travelled on a West Midlands bus.
(I will take your word for it though, never travelled on a West Midlands bus.
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:19,
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Bloody Forrin buses coming over here and taking all our passengers:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:24,
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On Cuba, I saw a lot of local Dutch buses.Most had their Dutch destination still on them
/edit: www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3105582476/
This one has "no service" in Dutch
(/edit: www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3105582476/
This one has "no service" in Dutch
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:30,
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"EXCUSE ME DO YOU GO TO THE GEEN DIENST COFFEESHOP?" mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:36,
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You're in luck, son. This is the Geen Dienst Coffeeshop! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:49,
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WELL CAN I GET SOME FUCKING SERVICE PLEASE I'VE BEEN WAITING AGES mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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Wow West Midland buses have musicwe don't get such luxuries on our Sheffield Buses we have to make our own music! :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:26,
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I can just imagine you singing at the top of your voice for all the passengersand them doing a little dance at every stop
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:29,
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YAY!The old skool style west midlands travel buses!
Theyre all red and white now.
How i miss thee
(Theyre all red and white now.
How i miss thee
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:27,
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A bus driver told me to take my headphones off once, as they were not allowed on his bus./TF
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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were they racist headphones? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:36,
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Of course not, they were white.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:36,
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He pulls that mullet off as if it's his own. I take it all back. . . but if they made a film of Raoul moat, he's my tip for the lead!
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:36,
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I watched Munich last nightEric Banana was very good in that.
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spesh.,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:28,
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Which one?I'd hardly describe Mark Read as "heroic".
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finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:36,
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I think Mark Read embodies the Australian way of life and is a role model for our children.
Ah. He knows where you live, doesn't he?;)
( finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:47,
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"Aww, what did you do that for, Chopper? He's a mate!""Not any more, I shouldn't reckon. I just shot him in the stomach!"
hahaha
(inaccurate quote, probably, cos I only saw it once, ages ago)
(hahaha
(inaccurate quote, probably, cos I only saw it once, ages ago)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:36,
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I, too, have scraped by on only one viewing.*forms secret society*
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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"neck up ya fuckin parrot!"lol!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:00,
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If I wasn't so lazy,I'd make his face very small and relabel it as "Gnopper"
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:13,
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Hahaha :)"I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture."
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:21,
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I met Chopper Read in Cairns......he struck me as a bit of a bullshit artist.
I didn't tell him though.
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:02,
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I didn't tell him though.
I just hope nothing sexy happensmorning all!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:25,
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TJ:Could any photoshop owners have a quick look to see if PS opens Paint.NET files (extension: .pdn)? Much appreciated!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:08,
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Just checked on CS2 - couldn't find either file type as a recognised format.8(
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:42,
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I just downloaded Paint.netand made a 2 layer pdn file but CS4 wouldn't open it
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:50,
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Thanks very much, you two.Answers a question for tomorrow's presentation (in which this b3ta-ism appears:
)
() Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:02,
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4 chan -------------->;)
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:26,
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<----- I thought it was there mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:27,
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So it is!Everything's upside down here, y'see.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:03,
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is there some factual evidence that the taser was to blameor is this just more of B3ta's judgment?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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Its not the meme I'm on aboutits the suggestion that this bloke is guilty (is that not what the Bill and Ted pic is about - referring to the american pilots)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:40,
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ProbablySorry it went completely over my head. I didn't sleep at all last night.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:44,
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just playing fast 'n' loose with the facts meself.I'd be quite surprised if the prat hadn't just pulled his own trigger first.
But I'm pretty sure 'belittling authority/power at every available opportunity' is a noble aim. And a very b3ta-compatible one.
*EDIT* And I'd be very worried about you if you relied on b3ta to help you form a solid judgement about anything at all, apart from whether squirrels ought to have fur on their nipples or not.
(But I'm pretty sure 'belittling authority/power at every available opportunity' is a noble aim. And a very b3ta-compatible one.
*EDIT* And I'd be very worried about you if you relied on b3ta to help you form a solid judgement about anything at all, apart from whether squirrels ought to have fur on their nipples or not.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:38,
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Evolutionary fail.It would be very difficult for a squirrel kitten to make good suction if there was fur in the way.
/humourlessness.
(/humourlessness.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:46,
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And hairs caught between the teeth cause misery both ways. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:49,
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its not me believing what I read I'm worrying aboutit's this guy being suspended and investigated due to internet rumours which the Daily mail print as key witness statements
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:55,
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Not a Mail reader meself, but to address your point seriously,it's possible (probable, even) that clear evidence will be produced that the prat pulled his trigger first, and within a few days.
With the amount of video technology amassed at the scene, the details will be inescapable.
Unless there's an inquiry which delivers its findings in 2018.
However; the pic of the snarling taser copper is total b3ta-bait. As it might be to every highbrow political cartoonist in the land.
And this idea of "b3ta-judgement" is, I reckon, wobbly. People approach b3ta from all kinds of angles. Some get shouted down from time to time,
but always re-emerge. Or cease to bother.
It's possible that, after a few years, there's a community forming (you know this better than me). But there's a high turnover. Veterans getting sick of it, and new people who love it. Its values might change.
As an arch-b3tan yourself, perhaps you might like to call a summit meeting to revise the FAQs?
(With the amount of video technology amassed at the scene, the details will be inescapable.
Unless there's an inquiry which delivers its findings in 2018.
However; the pic of the snarling taser copper is total b3ta-bait. As it might be to every highbrow political cartoonist in the land.
And this idea of "b3ta-judgement" is, I reckon, wobbly. People approach b3ta from all kinds of angles. Some get shouted down from time to time,
but always re-emerge. Or cease to bother.
It's possible that, after a few years, there's a community forming (you know this better than me). But there's a high turnover. Veterans getting sick of it, and new people who love it. Its values might change.
As an arch-b3tan yourself, perhaps you might like to call a summit meeting to revise the FAQs?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:11,
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no, you're getting the wrong end of the stickI've got no problem with a photo meme, that's not what I was saying.
Why do I always forget that a simple conversation is a fucking stupid thing to have on B3ta
(Why do I always forget that a simple conversation is a fucking stupid thing to have on B3ta
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:16,
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So what were you whining about in the first place then, y' daft so 'n' so?Express yourself more clearly, and perhaps you won't have to end up throwing the toys out of the pram.
If I'm getting the wrong end of the stick, it was a pretty inarticulate stick. I understood the words you typed, and gave you a perfectly reasonable answer.
Why do I always forget a stupid conversation is a fucking simple thing to have on b3ta?
(If I'm getting the wrong end of the stick, it was a pretty inarticulate stick. I understood the words you typed, and gave you a perfectly reasonable answer.
Why do I always forget a stupid conversation is a fucking simple thing to have on b3ta?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:28,
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It really doesn't matter, but if helps I'll gaz you HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:32,
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That's just procedure nowadays, regardless of the Daily Fail. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:12,
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The picture is a frozen moment, and not necessarily a great indication of the actual events.At last report, there were two officers with tazers at the scene.
So it's 50/50 that he's our man.
But he was the first person I thought of when they announced that a tazer was discharged - he just looks like the kind of guy who'd zap another guy for fun..
EDIT: And I don't pretend to know whether or not the tazer was fired before or after Moat pulled the trigger. It's possible I never will.
(So it's 50/50 that he's our man.
But he was the first person I thought of when they announced that a tazer was discharged - he just looks like the kind of guy who'd zap another guy for fun..
EDIT: And I don't pretend to know whether or not the tazer was fired before or after Moat pulled the trigger. It's possible I never will.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:54,
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again, not his firing a taser in questionits the suggestion that he is to blame for the gun firing as opposed to a legitimate attempt to disarm.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:57,
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The IPCC are investigating but contrary to what you might hear it's as a matter of procedure.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:01,
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Personally I think regardless of his role in the tazer-usage on Moatthe whole gurning to the camera shows a high level of unprofessionalism given the sensitivity of the siege situation. He should, if for no other reason, be brought to book for his childish gung-ho behaviour during this ordeal.
As for b3ta the whole gurning makes him a perfect meme to have the piss ripped out of him, Freebase is a very popular meme and that bloke didn't really do anything nearly as wrong as this Policeman other than have his photo taken during a rowing competition :D
(As for b3ta the whole gurning makes him a perfect meme to have the piss ripped out of him, Freebase is a very popular meme and that bloke didn't really do anything nearly as wrong as this Policeman other than have his photo taken during a rowing competition :D
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:23,
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I'VE NOTHING AGAINST THE PHOTO!!! :Dalthough I didn't see it as gurning when I saw it, I read his expression more as a snapshot of a man talking or possibly shouting "get that fucking camera out of my face can't you see I'm a little tied up right now" :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:25,
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ThisOr possibly even shouting, "Get the fuck down, you stupid arse of a photographer. That bloke over there has a fucking shotgun". If he was trying to save the photographer's life, I bet he now wishes to hell that he hadn't bothered.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:52,
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Could it not be the case thathe was signalling to the cameraman his displeasure of their being in that location taking photos? Signalling that is, without taking the weapon off the dangerous gun murderer?
I admit, the facial expression doesn't exactly give that impression...but hey innocent until...and all that ;)
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:26,
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I admit, the facial expression doesn't exactly give that impression...but hey innocent until...and all that ;)
Yeah I thought that too and looking at the expression of the non-uniformed man next to him it doesindeed look like that could be true. However, shouting and gurning to Photographers is not exactly tactful behaviour given the situation and more like to provoke a negative response that a bunch of prats with cameras looking for that Front Page shot, it also shows the lack of control the Police have in securing the area.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:34,
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nah, I get that,but I'd rather they were concentrating on the task at hand,
rather thatn thinking about what they look like in front of a cameraman.
although you can't guarantee impartiality from all police officers all the time either, so I'd defend the press in their right to take the pictures too.
again, it's going to be down to how the humans involved respond to the moral necessities at the time; although external pressures like "getting the scoop" sometimes outweight morality in the case of the press, occasionaly the police murder black people. it's swings and roundabouts.
/note sarcasm in the above statement ;D
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:44,
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rather thatn thinking about what they look like in front of a cameraman.
although you can't guarantee impartiality from all police officers all the time either, so I'd defend the press in their right to take the pictures too.
again, it's going to be down to how the humans involved respond to the moral necessities at the time; although external pressures like "getting the scoop" sometimes outweight morality in the case of the press, occasionaly the police murder black people. it's swings and roundabouts.
/note sarcasm in the above statement ;D
From the photo, I dont think you can tell if he;s pulling that face for the benefit of the camera or not.As for memes, I think theyre all shit - the b3ta equivalent of catch-phrase based comedy.
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:29,
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No like I said above, I do think the gurn was caused because he was shouting at the cameramanbut really he could have controlled the situation better by quietly radioing for some uniform to come in and pull away the prat of a Photograher.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:38,
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Isn't it entirely possible that...he just really, really needed a shit? I mean, he must have been there for hours. Imagine holding in a turtle's head for that long.
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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Mystery, like good soup, thickens.As BLD said, we'll just have to wait until we're told.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:25,
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Cute as a buttondumb as a post.
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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Once his looks fade, he'll only have his wits to save him.Unlucky.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:32,
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The Negotiator
With his expertise, a house coat, a can of lager, some chicken and a fishing rod, you can sleep safe.
You can betsome Geordie hoity-toity fat cat police superintendent will be spending his Sunday afternoon fishing idly by a glassy Northumbrian lake, warm lager in one hand, cold chicken in the other, Gazza's autograph on his police hat, chuckling to himself.
He loves it when a plan comes together.
(He loves it when a plan comes together.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:23,
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"Effective? Just one dose, and you'll feel like you may as well have taken a point-blank shotgun round to the face!" Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:33,
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If you're a recently released prisoner, you may prefer to use Ex-Lag Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:44,
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Just be careful asking people if they can spare a bit of snout. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:59,
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I wonder if this guy is aware of his memehood on b3ta.'ningles all.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:19,
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because a meme should be around longerthis is a mere bandwagon
morning ghostie
(morning ghostie
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:26,
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Ha-HaDirty bugger
(
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 3:41,
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You got 24 hours, Randolph,or I'll have your badge and your gun. And your undigested skin-flakes.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:31,
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1st timeit's felt wrong clicking "I like this"!
(
catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:28,
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It's purdy.Looks like the inlay card to a CD I probably wouldn't enjoy.
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:44,
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Haha!You might still enjoy the CD no matter how much you dislike the inlay card.
:D
(:D
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 3:05,
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I'm always fascinated by these.Do you do this by bracketing or is it purely software witchcraft?
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:55,
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Looks like a successful tone mapping to me.Lots of detail with not a fucking bit of contrast or shadow in it. Woo.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 3:29,
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i know not of this mone tappingyou speak of - i found a tut and went from there!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:18,
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Worked out right. It's the name of the technique.Bunch of different styles and methods have emerged.
www.mpi-inf.mpg.de/resources/hdr/
Lot of folks seem to dislike them, but I think they're good fun.
(www.mpi-inf.mpg.de/resources/hdr/
Lot of folks seem to dislike them, but I think they're good fun.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 5:26,
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have you seen the Flickr "Industrial Decay" group? And a similar "decay" blog I posted to Links a while back?
Tasty modern ruin!
(Tasty modern ruin!
tubaman,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:07,
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checking it oot now:this is from Mt. Gambier Hospital, Sth. Australia
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:23,
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HahahaAlthough they didn't cause the eventuality of him to have or have not been not caused to have been shot or otherwise. - Humberside Police.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:15,
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Ya gotta wonder...was he holding a gun at his throat at the time at all?
( ..wil,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:39,
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Do you mean applying 50,000 volts to a man with a shotgun pointed at his own neck?Christ, WiL, you're such a reactionary. :D
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:03,
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I guess they thought he was going to ventilate himself, so took a chance.Probably why it took him two shots and he didn't cark it right away.
Pure speculation on my part, of course.
(Pure speculation on my part, of course.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:29,
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I'm sure the IPCC will clear things up and everyone will go skipping home singing show tunes.
(
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:29,
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Ask and ye shall recieve (albeit sans flake)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:01,
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Work in progress.
Biggar on profile; I draw better than I understand code.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:54,
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If onlyit was a mirror!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:02,
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I'm not saying i'm getting on,but i looked damn good in gaslight.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:07,
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I don't doreligion. I'm just rather old for this place of young go-getters.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:42,
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thank you kind sir.entered that compo yet?
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:03,
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First off the marktypically shite :D
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:08,
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Oh that onedon't think so, it's all forum based voting; and given I can't be arsed to contribute there, it's not going to happen
Oh hum ;)
(Oh hum ;)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:21,
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Ah,I didn't realise that sorry. thought it was a proper comp. I'll keep 'em peeled though.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:25,
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Photography forums are much like this placeyou obviously cheer on your mates, woo something truly exceptional, and don't get round to comment on the rest
That's how it is
(That's how it is
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:37,
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Wow! Really top-notch stuff, Miss Lunch.
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greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:06,
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Thank you!I don't have a tablet or fancy programs; that is mouse drawn in a limited edition of Photoshop.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:11,
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Please excuse my cynicism:The pics in your profile don't look mouse-drawn, to my untrained eye they look like photos traced then filtered.
How do you do this?
(How do you do this?
Shlvng,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:45,
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Well; most are photo based.in so far as i use a photo to work from. I'm not ashamed to tell you the source of this one.
whi.s3.leg.thumbs.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/20090226011237.jpg
i like to think I did enough to make it my own. I'm not pretending to be piccasso.
(whi.s3.leg.thumbs.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/20090226011237.jpg
i like to think I did enough to make it my own. I'm not pretending to be piccasso.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:55,
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Aaah, great, thanks for replyingThat source pic is beautiful.
I wasn't trying to catch you out or being snidey, I take great interest in how the talented people here do what they do. :)
(I wasn't trying to catch you out or being snidey, I take great interest in how the talented people here do what they do. :)
Shlvng,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:07,
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I wouldn't call me talented reallyI just have patience. every hair is one pixel wide, mouse drawn, smudged a little then over drawn, smudged again. And so on. the skin is air brush tool, the eyes paintbrush. I must be ******* mad.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:13,
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hairis a pain in the arse. i did this recently for a friend (hence not posting the whole thing, i doubt she'd appreciate that) and gave up even trying to do it properly and used a fake comb brush on gimp instead. i like how it came out.
edit: this *was* virtually a straight trace. a wide range of brushes and shades of grey and all, but still a trace. i'm not in the slightest bit ashamed.
(edit: this *was* virtually a straight trace. a wide range of brushes and shades of grey and all, but still a trace. i'm not in the slightest bit ashamed.
boris the spider,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:12,
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That's actually far more of a transformation from the original photo that I was expecting. Nicely.
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greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:08,
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I'm gladyou see that it was far more than a filter or trace. Thank you.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:18,
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just stick the url of the big versionunderneath the picture
( weaver.,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:00,
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I'm nothappy with the colours, or the hair.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:40,
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Nicely, Mein Herr! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:00,
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Oh!So it WAS a riot shield n not an office chair!? I was convinced it was the chair option but this clip paints a different picture!
( ..wil,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: International Tarsier Week"){kind=small}
what do you know about the machine?!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:47,
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