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# He should lay off the weights for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Slaine has not aged well.
Woo - if deeply disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*warp spasms*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Those forearms are absolutely mid-warpout!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha! He should lay off the wanking
more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# double fisted action?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)
# O_o
Perhaps he needs to lay off the spinach as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# hahaahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# This is actually how Dave Gest sees himself.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# George Michael has let himself go a bit
since he came out as a batty boy!
(daunkle, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
ROCKY to play The Thing
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Excatly how he looked in The Specialist
if memory serves correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# yes, right
in The Specialist.
(realwebseo, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
# ^ Wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# WANKTHREAD
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# That's a fuck load of spooj.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I see Rolf Harris has had a shave
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# shopped forearms only please
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# That's a fuck load of Spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# soup herb
cleeeck
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Sea = H²Ome
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# E=MCSquid
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# oooh
spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# everytime with the zinger
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
That's what I meant to say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Last time I buy drugs from McDonald's
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Do you want highs with that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Big Smack?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Oldboy was an ace film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Einstein Zoidberg?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Ask him who's gonna win Euro 2012
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# haha
did she give birth through her mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Looks like mel Gibson's ex missus
www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/07/12/Mel-Oksana-2010_370x278.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Does a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# She makes me sick...
...but the octos are cute.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)
# The Trooping Of The Raspberry
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Dark...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Oi!!!!
Where's me??? ;)

(Nice BTW)
Edit: Did I miss that or have you just updated?

(Ta :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
# ahem *edit*
you were in the original list, but I couldn't figure out how to "name" you :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Ta Bilbo!
*Blushes* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Top casting!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Ava Gabond
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That hand proffering the Gel reminds me of an actual film poster, but I can't remember which.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Are you sure it's not just a recurring nightmare of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# In my nightmares,
the Gel is usually foisted rather than offered.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# LOTR?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Why isn't Clive Swift the star of EVERY summer action film?
they'd all be 1000% better

EDIT: and Yay for credits!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# ^What she said!
^direx^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Billy Zane as the Ham!
Not Dark enough? Great work Bilbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# heheh, aweseome!
[Edit: can I be "...and MrKane as himself" ? ;D ]
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Awesome!
Needs a strapline though...

"Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease"

'cos hams are cured, geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# How about:
"Meat the Grocers in the Hammiest film you'll see all year!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# "Pray... that someone brought the mustard."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# "We're gonna need a bigger plate..."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# In the pantry, no-one can hear you scream?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Oh bless, I'm in there
Even though I'm hardly ever here anymore.

Cheers, B!

Hi everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Still playing Kingdoms of Camelot or whatever?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Ummmmm, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# hahah just seen this
top stuff

*produces*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# talent...
looking for awesome photoshopper talent for The Poke, we're only talking beer money but might be fun. Gracias.
(mutters mutters, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
#
Try here - tinyurl.com/bjudsd
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# what do you need 'shopped?
it may help to know this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# woo hoo!
oh - 'awesome', sorry I thought you said 'awful'

also - best brace yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I'm an awesome photoshopper
I done did this:

You should pay me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# pay me even more
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# NO ME
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# one of my first posts on b3ta, that one
still one of my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# NSFW
and i work in a murder club whore house
(die " the end of the world has TITS on it ", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# if this looks like porn in your workplace
you work in one weird place
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# You win the job!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
Do you think I should tell him how much the beer here costs, or just send him my receipts?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Vindictive.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Am not!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Oh now I feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Good


I think I'm losing the plot here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Beer Money's the best!
Where do I sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# buy me a Tragedy Horse and I'll consider
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# THIS AM A REEL FOTOGIRAF
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Choose me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Is this the sort of thing you want?
I did this in CS5!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
i love seamhorses. i need to make one some day

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# The are immensely rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# i love this so much
i've clicked all the seamhorses in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ha ha...nice slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Roger!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# that's not a horse either
but i clicked it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I did a proper horse one but it's not really seamy enough
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# It's got a whacking great dildo on it
This is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# try
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I kindly making the photo pictures your for sexuals pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# photos pour le pleasure sexualle
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Gorgeous!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I'm not your man
wanking dogs is my major talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Might wanna read the faq first, Noob.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Got a feeling this might be a bindun...


blame Smallbrainfield - he put Henry back in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I know - what can I say - I've got a pile of bitty admin tasks on my desk today and need to intersperse them with something...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Bitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# fucking henry. i wish someone would shop a henry hoover over every henry pic out there.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# how long before you want someone to shop henry cooper over every henry hoover?
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Oh right, blame me why don't you.
;) (woo, btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Clockwork Tarsier
Sex and violence are the way forward.

(MC., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Oringe donuts
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
# 8)
Just been rewatching the first series of the IT Crowd, and spotted this little fella peeking out from behind the Commodore PET:
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# That'll be from an
O'Reilly book

YA RLY
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Sorry I just needed to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Too soon!
Amusing though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# It was the sight of the Daily Express down there that did it, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Nope, I'm too slow at shopping to have done it quickly enough
But perhaps I should use it as an excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Die, Di, Die!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
# "Snap the dying bitch"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# ahaha
that was Chris Morris wasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# the very same
interviewing Andrew Morton, in which he got Andrew Morton to decry people making money from gossiping about Diana, Morton having just brought out a biography about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# bee diddle dee dee
repost time for me

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hello.
My name is Mohamed Abdel Moneim Al-Fayed.
You killed my son.
Prepare to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Maybe she was on this car?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Taking photographs of celebs while riding a motorbike must be ace.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# hehe, I know the feeling


Click for bigger (146 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Cor!
Awesomness!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I want to find a proper gospel church where they
PRAAAAISE Jesus-ah!

Not a bunch of bloody hippies, but proper fire-n-brimstone, "And you will KNOW that I am the LORD!" stuff with singing and clapping and everything.

And go along for a sing-song.

Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *Clears throat*
♪ ♪ Fill this land with your fathers glory, flo.... just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Nah I used to go to Youth Fellowship
until I found out that they prayed for me when I wasn't there

the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
# You could do sanitary towels.
'Flow Jesus Flow'
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Godhead and Shoulders
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Cunts at Daily Express at it again


(original twattery here: news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jul/Week2/15664213.jpg)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
Needs more Diana
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Oh man did you see the fail yesterday?
While most of the headlines were "Cure for cancer close", theirs was "No more tests for foreign nurses".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)
# coming over here,
looking after our infirm
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)
# FORRINS
thaaaasands of em
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Oh god! Not effnics!
They really are disgusting. Edit: I mean the Express is disgusting, not the ethnic minorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# haha
they may as well just print FUCKING WOGS on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# plate your cards right?
that can't be it

edit: ah, top dietary advice there Brucie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Slice to see you. To see you, slice?
it had better not be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# *changes filename*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *checks*
hahaha
so is this kind of brain softening what I can expect when I am 40?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I have no idea, my brain was always this soft
(this one came to me while eating pizza last night)

Higher than a sandwich you say...
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# *lassos*
*hogties*
*spangs*
*slings on back of horse*
*rides to railway line*
*ties to rails*
*twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# *achievement unlocked*
Woo - 5G!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Haven't actually bothered getting that one yet...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Bruce pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# carbs?
/at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Pizza's a bit new-fangled for Brucie.
Give him a bit of mince from the 70s and he's happy. Right, Tarby?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
#

S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# old hat (redux)


Click for bigger (61 kb)

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Erm ...
Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
#
Gazza looks more sober than he has in years
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Drunken man riding electric rocking horse through Tron land.
No, it really happened to me. So we made a pop video out of it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foe6JVV1UKY
(chazegee, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:20, archived)
# 1st! (put this on the links board)
and I cant listen due to work, but looks mental good
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# rechts ---->
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hello new person
mainboard is for pictures, links is for links to things you've done or found
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Pictures that you've made, rather than found, that is...
/for the sake of completeness blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:25, archived)
# oh bugger, I've been reposting this bloke's childish drawings I found on the web for years!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
# you are Mr Bennet from Take Hart AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Yes, you serial offender you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:30, archived)
# ^ What they all said


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If this is on the links board, I'll click it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:31, archived)
# TJ
I overtook these guys in their van this morning, and I swear the driver was the spitting image of Olly Plimsoles from Legz Akimbo - he even had a rainbow style jumper

warning - link has pantomime style sounds from the start
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Dear God...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Pure win.
LESBIANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Links - That way --->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# So wow that's a neato what now right

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Yeah man, like, holy crap!
What did I just see? Amazing work, fp this hard.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# 4013?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:11, archived)
# what with the what now?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:11, archived)
# oooooooooooh....
Happy Birthday human?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# COR!
have a great one!
It's mine in 9 weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)
# happy closer to your death bed
day :D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:16, archived)
# fantatstictyteen?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Yay! b3tans older than me FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# graphicnovelcoffeethirteen.
yeah, mine too :(


I hate the phrase "graphic novel" urgh, wank
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# comic. It's a comic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# comic novel

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# especially when most of them are just 3 or 4 collected comics
Even Dark Knight and Watchmen were just collected versions of the monthly story arc

Doesn't stop them being cracking stories mind and all the better for the visual medium
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
Nope wouldn't say they are crap stories, I am sure there are some but the ones I know off (ie. the big ones :D) are decent enough, but they are a bloody comic not a graphic novel.

(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Why?
What's a graphic novel if it's not a comic (or even a collection of a comic) then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
#
I just don't like the phrase, it's a comic book, regardless of how many adults read it but don't want to say "Yeah, so what I am reading a comic"

I am not knocking the content, just call the damn things what they are.

Rant over. :D


(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# comic book as opposed to a comic makes sense
calling a monthly edition a book is more crazy than defining the compilation a novel as the proportions are just completely different.

you should write to DC and Marvel and demand they change all definitions asap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)
#
I could do but I cant bring myself to write to a company called

"Detective Comics Comics"

I fear they would not take my proposals seriously either, however I am going out tonight, so my 11pm drunken rant that I will inevitably send may get them to change it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I wouldn't say they were comics though
comics are thin and flimsy, these collected editions are quite thick and heavy in comparison. Perhaps you should work out a correct naming convention based on size and weight.

Novel would definitely be out then as novels in my mind are smaller, in fact a quick measurement shows me the average paperback book (or novel) is about 11 by 17cm.

I suggest you start calling them "comic omnibuses" for the ones that are simply compilations and perhaps "illustrated stories" for the ones that are actually graphic novels, like MAUS, Dave Gibbon's The Originals, Willworld and things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# illustrated stories is good,
but it makes them sound like something a 5 year old gets in school.


Maybe they should be called.

"Not Graphic Novels because Saner hates the phrase, but they are larger than a novel, but smaller than your everyday newspaper and contain stories aimed at adults who started reading comics when they were younger, ps please make this into a film"

I think its got a good ring to it, and it can be shortened to "NGNBSHTPBTALTANBSTYENACSAAAWSRCWTWYPPMTIAF"
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ?
!
\o\
\o/
/o/
\o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
#


.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:31, archived)
# *semaphores*
Please... help... me.... I... am... being... felated... by... a... duck...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
# ooops, that should've read "goose"
silly me
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:30, archived)
# fantastic four tea thirteen?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
# thank you all for your kind words
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:48, archived)
# My friend does the same tomrorrow!
Timezones being what they are it's actually the day after tomorrow for you, or something. Anyway happy real candleday and congratulations on still being alive!
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Lunchtime drink anyone?

Drink Ten Tasty Tarsier Tizers and get a free Taser!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# t'rific
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# tr'mendous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:55, archived)
# is it available for tigers?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Yes but only tigers form the following countries:
Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Tasmania, Thailand, Tibet, Togo, Tonga, Trinidad And Tobago, Tunis, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan & Tuvalu

EDIT: and Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# and Tipton
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)
# No you're thinking of coffee.
"Tiger brand coffee/is a real treat/even tigers like it/instead of real meat."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# new tizer is shit
i loved the colourings they were amazing.

what does a tarsier taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# like a diet bush baby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# It's a bit like original Tizer, Iron Brew and Mimite
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Cow Dracula


Click for bigger (77 kb)
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# mmmmm, spam flavoured cud
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Fine, do what you like!
Just as long as you stay away from my fanny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Mmmmm sopping wet cud

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Tory Campaign To Demonize Tarsiers Unveiled
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# that is genuinely creepy
also, ninja tarsier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Very good
:)
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:30, archived)
# noons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Oh my word, it hurts.....
it hurts.....:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Significantly less wooden than Hayden Christiansen
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# He STILL gets work!
www.imdb.com/name/nm0159789/

Admitedly in shit... but work nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# oooh! Jumper 2 is go!
excellent, I found the first one remarkably enjoyable, and the pre-viz fight sequences for the sequels that are on the DVD suggest all kinds of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# The fight with Jamie Bell
was the best part of that film. Really enjoyed that sequence.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# jeezus! have you seen the voice castings for this film?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0312305/
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Pffft!
'ning 3B's
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# A better actor that
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I made this massive spang specifically for this post
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahah
ace -quiet ain't it?

when's the next DH due?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ^ this
Dark Hams! Need more Dark Hams!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# And on the subject of regular fixtures...
WTF is JollyJack doing with his time at the moment? Not still glued to APB I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)
# What does APB stand for?
A Passing Bear?

I knew his furry obsession was getting out of hand, but gluing yourself to animals? That's just sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha no - online game of some description...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I've half finished the next 3 parts, but I'm really busy at work
It also seemed like a good idea at the time to paint the text for each panel. I could change it, but it wouldn't look the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# You really do suffer over DH, don't you?
It is well worth it though.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I'm determined to see it through
to the end. I very rarely finish anything and just for once I'd like to wrap something up nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# It's bloody brilliant,
I showed it to Mrs Chutney, and she loved it, but picked up a real "Ealing films" vibe from it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Cor,
thank-you and Mrs Chutney!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I for one commend you for this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:04, archived)
# *spang*
also: noongles freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:25, archived)
# noongles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:40, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Why you! *shakes fist*

noon sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Clerks 2 style bin-dun :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:52, archived)
# This is all of that, and more.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:50, archived)
# delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# fantastic stuff, squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:52, archived)
# painfully good
sooooon your journey to the dark side of the forth will be complete and you will take your father's place at my side in Dunfermline...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# someone got a tattoo of a pic i did!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic


and this one..

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

:)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# was it you?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# and regardless they look awsome! congrats
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ow
thanks!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)
# lol
no. :(
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Real tattoos?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:51, archived)
# someone has a big picture of my happytoast doodle on their leg
it still unnerves me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Cool!
I've suggested Mrs Vagabond get a tattoo of a portrait of me, but she's not convinced, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:54, archived)
# i know someone who's got a highly realistic tattoo of his dad's face on his chest.
it's ever so slightly unnerving
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I'll say!
If ever I want to see an approximation of my dad's face I look in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# heres another older one...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic


and there was another i got sent that is really really bad but this one is my fave i think.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# blimey
it's been a while since we've seen your artwork
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
#
Thats grand. I rem a nutz mate of mine getting my shitty little band name tattoo'd on his arm.

WHY!! We never even got signed.
(loego, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:10, archived)
# thats cos ive been out in the real world, living real life.
but i didnt like it so im back in the internet.
im so glad u noticed i could cry.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Nice!
I think I was just looking at a old picture of the top one!
Did you originally make a screensaver sized picture of it?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)

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