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# B3ta newsletter
Warning: may contain Brian Blessed
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue441/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Aw hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Holy fuck
This is one of the best things I've seen/heard for ages.
Remember the least popular song ever (YO YO I'M A COWBOY)? It was a gayshift anthem for a while. This has got a similar vibe somehow.

Hahahaha fucking hell it's much worse than I remember. It's one of those "can't look away" things. Fantastic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Because I Got High
Class in a glass ...erm... autotuner!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# About bloody time!

EDIT: Thanks Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
#
"Quick and dirty Star Wars redub by Bela
Lugosi's Dad, with Homer Simpson as the
black-clad Imperial badass."

Quick and dirty? Before I even thought of
putting Homer on it, syncing the background
music and engine noise to cover the absence
of Vader's voice took me SIX FUCKING HOURS.

:(

Fuck it, thanks for the plug. Wuv oo xx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ha ha
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Nae bother
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
it's not Art unless you Suffer darling.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Brain has to say gordon's alive 50 times a day?
Who's Brain?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Brian's Brain
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# About fucking time.
No brown nosing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# ^this
:D
(herman:D, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# GO ON THE BRI!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Yay!
Shame I don't have time to read it now.
Also, Is teh board broked?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# "I'm going to Chiner."
(where exactly is that?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# GRAAGGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Excellent A+++++++
Would listen again - if I could since I'm now deaf.

Edit: Haha "Mainly Porridge and Yoghurt". It's all brilliant!

Thanks for getting my question in!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# downloading now....how big is the mp3 btw?
Is going on me blackberry as I type :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I'm going to have to break the news about Blessed to the present Mrs. Architect very carefully...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Why's that
is she allergic to Hawkmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
# he says yes to my request that rob puts to him in the interview ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Excellent, grats :D
Lost mobile signal, will have to get it in an hour, damn lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "Who's IN boys?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha!
Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:37, archived)
# YOU!
Whenever I do a mental 'phwoar' it's always punctuated with a 'I bet that tastes salty'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Never mind.... I'TS FRIDAY!
and nearly beer-o'clock!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I was just singing that!
oh no, hang on, it was 'Why Can't I be You?' that was in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Ah, happy Cure
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Wobbly Bloke Industries
"I bet that tastes salty!" ™
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Plus, you smell of fish.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# pfffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# it's all getting too much
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Phwoar!
Not suitable for the image challenge though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Cannot unsee :(
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I've logged in just to give you a woo.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# christ!
I hope her lawyers don't see this week's challenge
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Furthermore your honour,
the accused did willfully portray my client as sexy despite all evidence to the contrary...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:40, archived)
# What a slut!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# PS
I would
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I'm finding this frighteningly erotic.........
Perhaps I should fap more
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# i would like this in headboard form
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Harry Potter?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# ?
www.list.co.uk/event/20086897-barry-potty-and-his-full-blood-brother/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# this boggles my mind almost completely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Full title is actually
Barry Potty And His Full Blood Brother in the Deathly Shallows.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# spiky underpants
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# reminds me of those old Fighting Fantasy books
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# oooo yeah
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Fucking beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# twice in a week
you're all luckier then mrs thor.



feel free to add colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# wibble!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Dig the fins.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# maybe a bit of magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I, too, want a spanner cock.
How handy for tightening your leaky taps after a soapy wank.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I had an operation which left mine looking like that.
It was a bit of a wrench.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Back in his traditional garb!
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaaha!
you're not fooling me Andrew, you're as sane as I am!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Yay. And I didn't even need any numbers, or go over the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# his torso looks very disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# your not the first to point this out.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:20, archived)
#

Bigger, better, mingier
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# i wish i'd bought shares in that mindbleach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# It's never too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# i'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I'm out
of stock. It was very popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# i have no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# my home brew version works
except you might lose some toes. And a few days. And your family.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# thinking of selling eye gougers
especially for this. Would that compete with the mind bleach market?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# when it comes to mind bleaching
the belt and braces approach is probably best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# indeed
six pints of suicider, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I think eye gougers are a considered purchace
whereas mind bleach is an essential consumable, and for those reasons, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# oh
but the profit margins would be larger. Like on The Apprentice, you've only got to sell a few of the high-status items to win.

*High Status Eye Gouger*
for the discerning-yet-disgusted onlooker
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# What about the tooling costs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# nah, we can just gold-plate a toothpick in China
or summat.

I may be in/out, shakeitallabout
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Oh, very, very subtle...
...and very *clicked* sir!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *tries to un-pause*
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Oh hello
I saw your better half this lunchtime

He was postering for the boat party
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# ahahahahaha
compo winnah
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Not entered as disnae fit
As Duncan said to Deborah
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] seams fine to me


EDIT: click!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Bit harsh
just cos it made you come in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I'm all spent from that one down there.
I'll crack one out to that later when I can get enough blood in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# oh good god!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# * Waits for it to animate

* Feels my little story was wasted?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Great story
where's the fucking newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# yeah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# my eyes!
gouging them out does nothing!

saw knocked up the other day and was taken aback when it showed the crowning babys head.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# that film taught me the word "crowning"
I use it whenever I need a poo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# WTF...
Mentally scarred now. Thanks for that!
(ed-z, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Khan looks a bit pale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Ahhhh...
....perhaps the image might have been manipulated in some manner.
(ed-z, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Sorry, I was still cracking one out to the lovely Deborah.
Hmm, is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Wider!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# you'd get sucked in

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Ha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# A tribute to Bela Lugosi's Dad

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)
# streisands! faaaahsands of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Dahhn't shoot until you see ve whites....
FUUUUUUCK! KILL THEM NOOOOOOOW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *miniguns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# YES
Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# :)
I wanted to have the large heads alternating directions too, but it would have increased my work by 33 1/3 percent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Oh no...call Robert Smith!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Your infidel princess can suck it!
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# haha
much more realistic than the bob hoskins portrayal
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
FUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# source please...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_Sheikh_Mohammed
I was just doodling something I want to try to paint in oil and this image popped into my head...
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Here ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/10152572
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# now he looks like a plumber!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Somebody told me that looks like
Ron Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Shave something.................ANYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# ew!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I've never deleted a thread in my entire time here
but this came close when I barfed up my breakfast :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# pour me a pint of bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Sorry, used the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I'll just have to brew my own then
how hard can it be?
Brasso
Picallili
Sunny D
9 volt batteries
a couple of cat-bananas
stir

*drink*
yip - that's done it. I can't see or remember a thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Do you have a patent for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# erm, no, but erm a big high-street name said they might buy a few thousand units
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# In that case I'll offer you half the money
but I want 50% of the company.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# DEAL!
*grabs money*
*runs*
*falls down the stairs*
*gets kicked in the ribs by Evan Davis*
*wakes up to find Deborah Meaden queening me*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# are you needin' some meadon?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# gis a stick, I'll kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Cor, check out those support pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I did. In detail. When I was making it :(
I don't feel very well now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# you ordered too small a size then
get the bigger ones
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Oh man...
You would never comprehend the pain I endured when googling for the sauce :((((
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# you shouldn't have wanked over EVERY picture of Meaden!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I can't help it.
She's such a hottie!
*fwaps again*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I know
I wish she'd stop Sharon Stoning on Dragon's Den, I've rubbed myself raw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha. Sharon Stoning :)
You bastard! I almost got a soft-on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# take a look up the board then...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# that got a proper click from me that did
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# it's almost as though she had something down there that she needed to constantly readjust.


...almost.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# You mean she is a ladyboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Cor!

*wanks*

*sicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Well, I've been whinging about it for long enough...

(Now onto some animation.)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# this is almost detailed enough to be nsfw.
top work
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I wanted to test out the pressure sensitivity.
...and got carried away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# well don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Almost?
It's a cock. On my screen. In the office.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# well I certainly adblocked it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# to be fair, i do work at home so what would i know
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Bah, all BDSM and bourbons for you then!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Needs additional magenta veins
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Celebrating 4287 posts!
Congratulations!

EDIT: Who did you model that on?

* Zips flies back up
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Cheers
I always miss my milestones and b3tadays anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# too many hairs
3 per ball is EU regulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Cock overkill... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# meh!

embiggen
bibble
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Loving these
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# your adult swim games are brilliant and I always wondered if they were you
woo yay hoopla panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# meh....
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# and.....

weak lemon drink etc........
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# HURRAH!
love this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# jelllyyyy you say?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I AM HIM
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# THERE IS NO "I"
THERE IS ONLY ELDON
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# The Actor,
Kevin Eldon
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Hello, Norris McWhirter? What is the biggest leaf?
ANSWER ME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# shut it effeminate Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Actually I think it looks more like Rupert Graves in Death at a Funeral
www.imdb.com/name/nm0001291/
muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Rupert_Graves
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Yes
You can't beat the bug eyed awesomeness of the Buscemimaester
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Not sure you made him funny-lookin' enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# It's kinda
funny-lookin'
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# It's missing his trademark teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Steve Buscemi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots eat me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# When Seven-Foot Jews Ruled the NBA

Weekend Haiku: Not ready to abandon your lifelong dreams? Then don’t wake up…

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
#
ha!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# That's rich coming from you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
what do you mean by "rich"? sometimes ya'll have a different meaning for words than we do in states
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# you're from Nottingham aren't you
and you're pretending to be a Mercan to look cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *travels from Dover to Nottingham via Hadrian's wall by foot in a day*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I'm going near Nottingham tomorrow
'ning Prof


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# make sure you pass Hadrian's wall on the way
and get out with your life...

hello chum and how are ya?
... what did you have for lunch (is dave the facts still being done?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I believe it means
the statement made is rich [in irony] i.e. an abundance of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Topically, it's like the pot calling the kettle black, as 'twer.
Oh, and it's 'you all' that have the different meanings from us. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Too true
I have American relatives who mock the fact that we use "u" in flavour and colour
I gently remind them what the language is called.......
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
#
so basically you were being sarcastic saying most of my stuff is below par? fair enough, just trying to get a straight answer
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# .
ha.

No, he was talking about the racist comment.

What he meant was that HIM calling you a racist was ironic, the inference being that HE is a racist.

Although it's nto necessarily true, this is just how us Englishers talk to each other.

You're good, nobody is dissing your shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# This^^^ exactly
monty the cunt is a racist, you see.
Check my profile for links.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
thanks for clarification, much appreciated. guess i misread that one
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# it's the 8 foot lizards ruling the world we need to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Made this for my girlfriend
comic
(madamcreative, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# would
... also woos and welcomes... pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Steph or Squiggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# or both if they're open minded enough
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I'd probably start with Steph and make
squiggy watch...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# you wouldn't have a chance
Squiggy is a ferocious lover.
(madamcreative, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I heard Steph's bored of him though
and that's when I'll make my move... aided by Midouri
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Is she met too?
I know I am ;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# ^ That's nuts that is
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Hi, I'm David CamerRRRROOOOOOAAAARGGGGgjgjl!1!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# jesus childraping christ!
I will never sleep again
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Suddenly: Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# asphyxiwank lips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# bad person
I just spat absinthe all over my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# whu!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# maybe this will explain things
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YWvUJOQf8g
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I have mute on
boss is nearby :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# distract (s)him
with a spreadsheet of projected Q4 upturns

... fermented soup is going to be big this year
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# *overhears*
*puts all capital into fermented soup shares*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# haha
not too far from the truth actually as I do work in the drinks industry.

We prefer distilled barley or wheat though mainly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I know
I've been watching you for a while now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *closes blinds*
*starts up the shredder*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# you're going to shred
that hooker you killed?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# *starts up mincer*
*rolls out pastry*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# what kind of pastry are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# shortcrust
there's plenty of butter in the filling
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# you're supposed to...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# *hides*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# 99, 100... coming ready or not
*comes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I really do dislike that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# You didn't type that with enough venom
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I'm saving that for if I'm ever presented with
an opportunity to bite him and everything he stands for
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I find that hard to believe
we all know she's tight.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:46, archived)
# not any more...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# they all have EXTREMELY small penises
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# That would explain how they can carry all that money about
without them ever being pickpocketed
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I'm never going to live this down but
I actually would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I love the way her big claim to fame is the 'success' of brean leisure park
a place which would make your local gypsy carnival seem like a weekend in Monte Carlo

EDIT: www.brean.com/

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Didn't she do those ride-in-a-Ferrari giftbox things
which subsequently went bust?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# No, that was Rachel Elnaugh
She used to be on 'the den'
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# that used to crack me up - taking entrepreneurial advice from a failed business woman
I'd love to go on there just so I could listen to everyone else and then when it came to her turn, say "yeah, yeah, 2 sugars luv - got any biccies?"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# ow! my fucking eyes!
could she make it look any cheaper?
It's like staying at Asda for a week.
fucking pikies.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# BUT THE GRUMBLEWEEDS ARE PLAYING THERE!
mind you - it's no Trecco Bay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Racing pigs and donkeys.
'As seen on GMTV with Keith Chegwin.'

What more could you possibly want?
(Meagrom, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# the Grumbleweeds
burnt at the stake
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I feel wretched and ashamed that the Grumbleweeds have never entered my life.
(Meagrom, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I misread that as "entered my wife"
on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# She wishes!
That I would marry her.
(Meagrom, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
birmingham-on-sea

edit: actually, the "on-sea" might be pushing it a bit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I take it all back-
they have a Wimpy on-site. Bender Burger anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# a Wimpy!
*specials*

it's sounding more and more like a magical motorway service station by the second!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Ye gods
"Most of our accommodation has double glazing and central heating"
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# theyve all got microwaves though, so you wont starve
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Mmmmm sticky potato pistols
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
that'd be like our Haven caraven then

Plastic windows, one tiny heater and exposed to the east coast wind - I had to sleep with my coat on
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# and...
"Harlum Nights - Britain's premier Soul and Motown Show, these 3 talented vocalists will play all those classics and always fill the dancefloor!"

where the fuck is Harlum? is it like Harlem for Brummies?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Mmmmm, Brean..
More caravans than all the travellers sites in the entire country, but far less class
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Fuck me that's nasty, poor Cheggers
Noone should have to suffer like that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# what a great holiday destination
reminds me v much of Fr Ted in the caravan www.youtube.com/watch?v=25N-4zrk390
(poocheim No al calcio moderno, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# heh.
simple, yet effective
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Jazz hands at the molecular level
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Deary me.... *shakes head*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# arf
they must have modelled this guy's costume on a gimp suit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# He-man? Science?...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:42, archived)
# *spang*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# ghey
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# He's sporting a bob for goodness sake!
(Mind you, Skeletor is a definite would)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
Chemistry puns are all of the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# She thinks she's Lieutenant Hurwitz
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# The single greatest joke in cinema history!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hehe, and for those who don't know the gag...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmZdqsCW8vM
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Freebase School Photo?



(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# ...bieber?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Don't me fetch my glock(enspiel)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# There will be blood!
(well, there might be, depending on overgonging)

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Severely "bonged" eardrums at the very least!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# This calls for an animation!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Fill yer boots son
I lack the skills/time
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Maybe I will.
It'll be the first thing I use my new tablet on (after a CDC of course), if it arrives today. *chews fingernails*

You never considered animation at all? Your stuff would be brill in motion.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# My brain just isn't set up for it....
my few forays have seen my nearly going postal/rocking in a foetal position after about 3 hours...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
ive always wanted a gong
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:13, archived)
# haha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# ^ The little one in the grey has a great smile
and four rows of teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# ha ha
great
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# they're a last resort one hit weapon :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Woo!

*Although "Pint of Custard" still wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# ha ha cheers
somone oddly asked for that as a postcard? go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I have the A3 version, it is still pinned up in my local pub.
EDIT: Next to the Yard glass and the Sambuca
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# ha ha brill :)
genuinely chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
#
GONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Oddly satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# wait til they bring out the big gongs!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:15, archived)
# They would, but one of the little wheels fell off the trolley
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# fighting the Viet Gong?
which is what I though the Viet Cong were called when I used to play Platoon on the C64
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Carl Palmer and Bill Bruford vs Keith Moon and John Bonham.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# GOLF

Site, gallery, pictures for sale, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# nice work!
but boozer nineteenth hole
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# "Twatter" FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I for one think all golf clubs should be called The Twatter
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# it would be confusing if the clubs were called the same thing as the players
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:01, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# golf's shit...that on the other hand isn't :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Things could get interesting
when Mr Mole gets to Mr Bomb.

Top drawerage geezer
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# love the heinz beans!
If golf wasnt so up its own arse in polo shirts and wife-swapping, it'd be an alright game.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# to play, yes
but I don't care if everyone dressed like Lady Gaga, It wouldn't be a spectacle I'd want to watch.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Your bird loves my Polo shirt.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Oh Berk, there's a strange head in my hole
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# mole in one!
You could sell this to whoever it is who buys all those golf related greetings cards.

golfers probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# haha
I only ever use my twatter and my putter. I don't know what the rest are for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Haha.
How many points to you get for setting off the A-bomb, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Brilliant
I detest golf and the whole club house twattishness that surrounds it. Round them all up but first get the chief twat Peter Allis. I'll deal with him personally.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:32, archived)
# 6000


Three things I learned yesterday :

1. Pigeons make a sickening noise when you run over them :(
2. Crossing the road from behind a dustbin lorry in a motorised wheelchair into the path of a learner driver is fucking stupid.
3. Neither of these things mean that you will fail your driving test.
 
All hail the Great Pigeon of Fortune (deceased)!!!
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# *sads*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# You ran over a pigeon in a wheelchair?
You utter cunt.

Congrats on the test win!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Wheres my trophy!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
# geroff!
It's MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I take it you passed your motorised wheelchair test?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# he nearly failed his big time
:D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# when I slap my clipboard on the erm, dashboard(?)
I want you to hit STOP with your head-dobber
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# faulty head-dobbers are the cause of so many wheelchair accidents :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# he's probably lodged in your carburettor as we speak.
ready to wreak feathery revenge.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# unlikely
I tried to avoid it and it ran straight into the path of the front left wheel. It was pretty well flattened.

"thubump"
:(
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
# oh dear :(
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I once ran over a badger...
It went straight between the front wheels and bounced up and down between the road and the underside of my car, before making a good attempt to fly as it came out of the back...

I sounded a bit like: THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP WEEEeeeeeeee......

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Now do 6003

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# You should hear the horrific noise that a grouse makes as it hits the bumper
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Well
It WAS the glorious 12th
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# was it a sticker or I flyer
Stickers stick to the car until you stop, Flyers shoot of at about 60 mph and leave a massive amount of feathers everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)

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