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# 'twas a foul, cold night...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# What's the source pic? I like it (the background)
I like this too
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Ooh ta!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Yay fanks!
:)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I only did this to see if I could. no disrespect at all.
Photo matching is hard for me. I find it very hard to match Jpeg texture so I've been looking into how this can be done.
Also I find it hard to match overall colour and tone.
exposer matching is harder still - the eye brighter than the lights, shadows need to be the same.
So I had a go. I'll take it down if you ask.
constructive criticism welcome.

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Spot the difference?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# If you can't see any then I hope you don't work in an art department.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# i dont!
:D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Good improvement!
do you have any tips for this? I wasn't having much luck in getting it to match.

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I'd say he needs sharper edges, a bit more contrast and maybe some of the ol' dodge/burn tool
also try adding some grainy noise
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# It could use a bit more grain, yes.
didn't fancy re shading the whole thing at the time, lost the sauces now!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# There is a lot going on there - I can't cut up all the layers.
He is more blurred than the background. Can't add detail to him. So I'd blur the background more. I'd match his tone to the background too.

The background also has no definitive light direction. So foreground images wouldn't be matched by adding more contrast. Dodge and burn are out.

Blur the 3 guys; but just a bit. the highlights can be taken down a tiny bit.
The cape is fucked at the back. download a curtain image and fake it back on. sharpen his legs up a tiny bit and add a bit more contrast.

as for the jpeg matching problems on him. I make lots of layers of noise, despeckle and facet and blend them as best I can. Not got that down yet.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ah yeah, don;'t bother trying to fix it, was just looking for advice :D
I probably over blurred him, would start from scratch if I had to redo it.
The cape was a shoddy 'fix' for it going out of frame, didn't spend enough time on that.
thanks for the help!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Excellent Ninj!
:)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Cheers Q!!
:D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# No boots...no gloves...no jackets? MONSTERS!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I liked it and I clicked it.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# And I thanked you
:D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# After 6 years, 11 months and 16 days i give you...


YAY!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# 7 years 1000 posts. That's almost lurking:P
woo
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# haha true
i don't usually say alot so most of those posts are images:)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Minor TJ
Having seen this I think the real reason that they became exstinct is that they had no eyes.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Probably no barbers around then, twas why
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# fucking emo mammoths
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Yay

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Needs moar nekkid
But YAY anyway!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Haha Dance for me!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# :D...that's nothing to dance about.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I detest the very idea if the original product. You're just about to wash your hands FFS!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Patent this NOW!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Haha
is will


*awaits ninjaness*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
I completely agree with this. When they go on and on about how much bacteria there is on a "clean" chopping board. I'd like them to point out one example where only washing something in normal soapy water has made someone ill...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Also - if something is advertised as killing 99% of all known germs,
doesn't that leave the immune 1% able to reproduce more easily without any competition, thereby making surfaces more likely to cause illness?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# oh GOD

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# As long as the water is hot, you're OK.
When you're washing up, your detergent (liquid) cleans the dirt off, the heat of the water kills the bacteria.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# technically speaking all you need is a mixture of water, vinegar, baking soda and lemon juice to clean your entire house.
Commercial window cleaner is pretty much 50/50 water/vinegar with some colourant in it.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I have an all-purpose barrel of whiskey in the house
to use for cleaning, eating, drinking, deodorant, wound treatment, medicine, and flushing down the toilets.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# There's one that says there's more harmful bacteria on your toilet seat than on your chopping board.
If it worries you the simple solution is just chop your food on your toilet seat. It has the added advantage for easy waste disposal. Maybe that's the real reason for the toilet lid.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I think you got the subject line back to front !
The thing about all those bacteria on your chopping board (or bog seat)is that they sit there quite happily not killing you, so why not leave them there.

They also never bother to mention there are a Fucking Billion times more bacteria living in your gut than live on your bog seat - and if they weren't there, then you definitely would die !

Personally I want to come back as the 1% of germs that Domestos doesn't kill, and live on Holly Willoughby's bog seat.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Richard Herring
Covered this level of paranoid advertising (and this specific product)
in his most recent AIOTOME podcasts with great aplomb but indeed,
it's madness. The one born every minute principle is alive and well.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# God I can't do anything today without someone attributing it to a podcast!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING TAPS YOU MORONS!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# fucking taps
the sexy taps!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Haha Fuckign loverly
*click*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# extra points for the internet spelling of definitely
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ^This^
Deffo !

(I can't spell Definitely)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Question?
If soap cleans you, why doesn't it clean itself?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# it lacks personal hygene
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Because
It's made of rendered down donkeys.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Wrap kids in burlap, attach weights, throw in river.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hamster's underwater adveture
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# *buys eleventy seven*
woo
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# This is genius.
Two pets for the price of one. *wants one with more fluffeh*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# it only comes with the fish
hamster is there for display purposes only.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Too deep.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# small changes
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# cor!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:51, archived)
# GREAT! This is art!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# YES WE CAN

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# And todays forecast...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# furtives...
ERRYWHERE!

the outlook is good
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Bear with me, here is the weather.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# this weather is too much to bear
etc.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Eye eye
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Are you sure he hasn't sold 2?
I'm sure I saw Lady Gaga with a pair of those?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Same bloke.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Give 'em this chap...

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# The lazy eyes specialist
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# HOW did that bloke get the job as presenter?!
"Ok, first question: Are you able to look at a camera?"

"no"

"PERFECT! you've got the job!"
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# "are you able to repeat exactly the same information that has just been said not 5 seconds before, with dramatic music? "
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Better never than late*

*not really.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
*buys 100000+*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Better entered into challenge than not*




*use edit


/edit,,,I was late
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:52, archived)
# HeHe! You'll have to excuse me
I've been away for a while and forgot the complexities of the drop down box...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Haha...would it be really bad if they did this to youtube?

oh
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# See also
"Oo look those are the cushion's we've got!"
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# also:
"hey, isn't that that geezer who used to be in that soap? You know, the one who looks a bit like your uncle steve only more noncey..."
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:58, archived)
# "Oh I've seen this. He dies in the end."
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:02, archived)
# :-D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# *sharpens killing knives*

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# "Oh god watch this bit watch this bit it's gross oh god here it comes oh my god ... !"
The above is what I had to sit through for the majority of "The Ring".
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# And yet
You managed to avoid going to prison?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Tricks of the trade, I suppose.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I could do with one of these
to explain which bits are the funny bits in Gavin & Stacey
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:56, archived)
# If only the technology existed to make Gavin and Stacey funny
copious ammounts of alcohol and drugs are currently the only way, I think
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I really don't get it
Thick twat from Essex marries thick twat from Wales. It's the weakest ethnic mis-match comedy possible.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Me neither
But I suppose when you consider the amount of adults who insist that "two pints of lager..." was the most hilarious comedy ever made, what motivation is there to release quality humour on to our screens?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# To be fair
Gavin and Stacey is only marginally more slightly less unfunny than Two Pints.

The tarts in Two Pints were dirtier and more do-able though.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# One was amused when one thought of this, one is not sure why.

If any one is rissin like the ris master from ris town on ris day, it's called an Aye aye.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# ....lurve you verrrrrry much
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# those 3D jigsaws are getting more realistic
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# yours is better though :)

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# RAWR!
no doubt.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Queen of the leopard people
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:27, archived)
# It's a hot look right now
It's hard to walk round with a dead cat strapped to your knees but who said being stylish was easy?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# nice
is that Stefani? She sexy.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
# She's my second favourite flat chested sexy lady
Can you guess the first?

i'll give you a clue, it's Keira Knightly
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# erm...
Maggie Philbin?


good choice
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Would a leopardy centaur..
be a lentaur?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Centard.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Centard?
*Oh Piss!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
# *wins*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# ^ yes
:)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Yiff yiff meow grrr grrr meow pew pew pew!

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
# great in bed
but she ruins the sheets and claws the legs of the bed.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty. Why, it's the cock sucking machine.

It’d be a simple pitch on Dragons’ Den.
I wouldn’t have to talk about finances or anything, just say the name of it and they’d all say “I’m in”.

Apart from that moody woman.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# "The Finsbury Gurgle"
Ace!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Arf!
Edit: If this was real, I doubt I'd ever leave the house ever again. (Unless they did a portable version)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that I've been on the receiving end of an "Indifferent chomp"
woo
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# the irate gnaw
oh yes.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Isn't that the hoover off Tellytubbies?
: )
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:06, archived)
# haha
it so is
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Mrs P would love it!
haha
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I'd be keeping the neighbours awake all night with this baby

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hehe
and the constant fuel tanker deliveries would be annoying too
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I imagine
it to sound like a cross between a dentist's drill and Ivor the Engine.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Oooooh, get me!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# not orange enough
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# He needs to work on his fire control a little.
/melanomablog
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Ha!
i'm glad it's not just me who thinks "Shyamalamading dong"
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Dragons I would like £250,000 to start using tramps as advertising space.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# :D
it's actually a good idea, at least if it's combined with the Big Issue sellers, sponsored all weather jackets and the like. (Phone up the Big Issue RG, we'll go halves on the profits)
The seller could choose what adverts they approve of from a daily selection of things that slip in to a panels on the jacket of varying size.
I also like the idea of it belittling sportsmen with all their ads :D
DO IT it's your task for the day ;)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:01, archived)
# nice. My idea you get half my profits.:P
You should go on Dragon's Den. 'Hi Dragons. I'd like you to give me no money just 50% of the profits you make from the entrepreneurs.'
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:10, archived)
# ha ha, this ^
Always read HT's small print!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# seriously chap, give them a bell :)

They get a decent jacket (aim to get fashion brand sponsorship)
and don't feel like they're selling out too much because they choose the ads
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Yeah but all you'd end up with is
Moonchild's Vegan Sausages and Stop The War, Save The Whales rubbish.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I'd buy some stop the war.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Hippy.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# My bro has just been flown home from Afghan.
He stepped on something and it exploded and broke both his legs :(

Lucky boy though.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# See, I avoided that by not joining the army.
I hope your brother gets better soon and makes a full recovery.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:03, archived)
# unlucky for him
but at least he still has he's two legs, hope they repair well for him.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Explosions and broken legs?
Not my idea of lucky.
Hope he makes a swift and complete recovery.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# shit man.
my cousin is there. he investigates such incidents and the worse ones too. His morale is very low. I send him stuff like Viz and other silly reading material which cheers him up

Hope your bro makes a good recovery
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Yow

I suspect he didn't have gunlegs then?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# you have a very narrow minded view of Big Issue sellers
and possibly that only tie dyed crusties sell the Big Issue ;)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Let's face it
They're only there because they want to be there.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# The Ipswich sellers seem to be immigrants these days
Come over here, taking our homeless etc.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Charities
generally have surprisingly large marketing and pr budgets. You could still make a lot of money.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I believe a lot of them already advertise Tenents (an ironic product name at the best of times)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# well if you won't do it I will
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Go for it.
I'll even give you 2% of the profits:P
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# You got this off the RIcky Gervais Podcast
aicmfp
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
# It's a sign of my genius.
I can get ideas from something I've never heard of before!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Convergent evolution
It means you and Ricky Gervais are adapting in the same way.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# That's a good idea

maybe they should be wearing sponsored clothing
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I saw a big issue seller with an iphone the other day.
As if we needed any more proof that they are annoying cunts ;)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I saw one getting out of a Rolls Royce.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I saw one getting out of your mum.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your tramps?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# i dont think the dragons would be keen.
Theyre always a bit iffy about anything that could be seen as helping disadvantaged people. No matter how exploitative and degrading it actually is.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# meh....made me laugh anyways

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Poor Gene :((
Did they have any planes? Could have had some great paint jobs.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
# where's Bruce when you need him?
Could always get Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson to fly them all home as he has got a commercial pilot's license.......
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
That level of merchandising was always going to end in tears.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Nom nom nom
Couldn't get the transparency
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:30, archived)
# I don't know why this is becoming such a big deal, it's not like he was waggling his cock around or anything
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:56, archived)
# It's not really, it's just funny
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:30, archived)
# I liked that one where there was a cat in the studio and the weather guy did the weather with the cat and it was nice.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:34, archived)
# oh yeah the cat was called Lupin.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:37, archived)
# Hahaha awwww :3
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:41, archived)
# Even the weather was nice
good job Lupin
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:55, archived)
# yam it fluffah tiem?
'ningles all.

I was about ten minutes late for work as some stupid trollop thought it was a good idea to pay for about 20 quid's woth of shopping with one and two pence pieces when there was only one check out person.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:26, archived)
# I hope you killed them

morning rg
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:29, archived)
# wotcha.
No just made loud indiscrete comments to my fellow shoppers and then went up to the teller and said quite politely, 'I know it's this idiot's fault and not yours but if you don't get someone else serving I'm going to walk out and suggest to the other customers that they do the same.'
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:34, archived)
# just skip to the part where you killed them all please


(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:46, archived)
# *skips*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:57, archived)
# *claps*

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:19, archived)
# you should ahve refered to the fact that
using 2's and 1's you can only legally pay for a max value of 20p.

but shop keepers discression comes into play after that, however they can refuse it as a payment.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# I think that's just on busses.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# here's the rules:
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# The guidelines at the top say it all.
In shops or on buses it's just always at the seller's discretion. No shopkeeper is legally obliged to sell anything, it's just in their interests...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# awww!
:D
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Fucking gunlegs guys
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 4:30, archived)
# im trying to come up with some gag about kneecapping
but failing
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Hello :)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 4:43, archived)
# INTERIM MARKETING STRATEGY: SELL MORE DICK
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:46, archived)
# Tahkcalb how can I see all of this series again?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:55, archived)
# I had no intention of there being so many.
So I didn't enumerate, prefix, or sequence name them.
Hard to even say where it starts as it seems to blend
back in time to postbear's cats-in-kintwear era to me.
And so many of the other animash larks we all get upto...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:37, archived)
# NUKES!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:56, archived)
# Is number 08, by this synopsis. There are some spinoffs not included and roughly in order.
01, 02, 03,
04, 05, 06,
07, 08, 09,
10, 11, 12,
13, 14.

edit: Formatting this is getting mangled, just sec that's sort of ok.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:03, archived)
# It's there, we always add AIDS.
 
*bookmarks*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:34, archived)
# Indeed we do.
Also: AIDS
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Splendid
and I noticed that the ones with the tits are always the cats
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 7:59, archived)
# If I had been thinking about it I would have done that.
Pedro Hin thought the cats were ending up the
incredulous player in most of them. I'm just picking
heads out of source piles that fit the stock poses in
what I hope is a match to the jokes.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:13, archived)
# that's exactly how I would have done it
;)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:19, archived)
# *buys more frogs*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:36, archived)
# *Invests in dick*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:50, archived)
# it's the levitating that really bugs me
;)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:09, archived)
# That's the deal with gunlegs
they don't always reach the floor.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:10, archived)
# FIREPOWER WALK WITH ME
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:15, archived)
# He could blow his nuts off if he trips.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:30, archived)
# MULES GOT AMMO
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:43, archived)
# I've got Rose McGowan on 2
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:30, archived)
#
you'll have to do beretta than that
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:58, archived)
# needs more Chike
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't believe it's not bindun
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:56, archived)
# what if you tire before it's done?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# i can
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Go Eagles!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 3:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 3:41, archived)
# and we put some sand inside, to make the experience more pleasant
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 3:45, archived)
# that may actually be Sam Raimi in the Hudsucker creative bullpen (in silhouette)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 3:49, archived)
# you're making me pause my Al Stewart / Jean Michel Jarre mix
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 4:07, archived)
# it's a fun movie.
Jennifer Jason Leigh's accent gets annoying very fast, but oh, BRUCE
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Ah thankyou.
I have not watched that fillum. Looks like I might have to though.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:16, archived)
# Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:22, archived)
#
*rocks the Casbah*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
# salt and pepper shakers, yay!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Yes,
I'd like some salt and freshly ground zero.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 2:48, archived)
# I have no idea what all the fuss could be about...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Nice touch.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Subtle.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I don't do subtle. I hit it on the head with a hammer whilst claiming to be it's father.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Good. Go on, then.
*abandons own quintuplets on berk's doorstep*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 2:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Carpet bombing?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 2:36, archived)
# I'm
a frayed knot.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Gin and Tonic?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:29, archived)
# haha, indeed
as someone said "In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003."
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:40, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# and now for the weather, which is sure to be 100% accurate...
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:16, archived)
# 200% accurate
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# stop making that duckface
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 3:18, archived)
# YES

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Nut Jobber
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
# FUNKYZEIT
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Code Craqed
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# BRUNO!!
*scarred for life after the penis scene in that movie*
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Yeah . . . what a nut jobber !
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Cracking!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:14, archived)
# No muss . . . no fuss !
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:15, archived)
# difference engine woo!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:22, archived)

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