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[challenge entry] atch it!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# That cat really needs to clean its bum
It's got a bad case of Morrissey-tagnuts.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
#
clagnuts
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Big mouth strikes again
Nice photo, but where's the limerick?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Morrissey's a bit of a wussy
This is the only time he's had pussy?!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
#
Big mouth strikes again
Nice photo, but where's the limerick?
Morrissey's a bit of a wussy
This is the only time he's had pussy?!
This is the fifth line.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)
# morrisey the mopey twat
liked to wear a cat as a hat
the cat was never fed
it was very soon dead
and he replaced it with a very large bat
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Catheads of the world unite !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Ah :)
But why compo?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
#
I'm sorry. I'll come up with a limerick
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I just wondered if I was missing something that's all
Don't get all funny :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# unshopped pic????ris....are you short on material to post?
just wondered....ah-it's 'avin a shit.....de-ris :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I'm fighting a losing battle here
I'm trying my best, but this internet, it's full of cat loving weirdies with funny faces, I'd throw in the towel, but then what reason would I have to exist?
I will keep fighting the good fight, I will soldier on, I will persist in my futile quest to rid the world of this felineternet menace, and on my deathbed, knowing that I will have made very little difference at all, I will look back and smile

because I will be suffocating a kitten in my anus
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
He sings of the dull and the bland
It's made him a few hundred grand
His cred was repealed
When someone revealed
Dave Cameron's fave evah band
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Mummy . . . the monkeys are terrifying Melanie again !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# "based on a true story"
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I seen it myself !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# o_O
Oooooooooooh kay
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I know . . . the fence needs painting . . .
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Badly
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
# i believe those to be baby orang-outans
which are, in fact, apes.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Terrifying . . . aren't they !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# no
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)
# FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
give us a toke on whatever it is yer smokin'....
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# The paint can is almost dry . . .
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# looks like she's having a spikey shit in a hole in the ground
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Grow up, Melanie
or it'll be off the Algarve for our holidays, young lady.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Hmmmmm. Night all. RLFO

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)
# ROFL
:D hahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# TNSBA
RIS?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Badly Curtailed Punctuated Terms Society?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Touche!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Hey . . . they left a . off of the end
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Sorry?
o_O
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# That's OK . . . so did I
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
# And to make matters worse, the Amalgamated Association of Ackronym Specialists and Suppliers is in the office round the corner from there
what a bunch of ASS.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Badly Conceived Pic Torments Smash?
;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Balsamic Calamity Priapism Trauma Society?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# that would be traumatic
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I really don't get this. :p
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Oh come on you must do!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
# No, really...
It's probably super obvious, but I'm really not getting it. >.<
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:21, archived)
# The abbreviation at the top does not match there name!!
Oh well, you know what they say. If you have to explain a joke......
:)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Oh, heh! I thought it was something much more complex than that.
I've spent about fifteen minutes trying to work out what the abbreviation could stand for.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Me......complex?
o_O
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# does yam mean
"please help me, for i am being viciously dragged upwards at a frankly astonishing speed, by an eagle that has picked me up by my head and intends to eat me"?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# YAM!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)
# i thought so.
poor bird.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Not quite
It means, "I am about to drop a large squash on your head; look sharpish."
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:35, archived)
# WONDERFUL
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# i may
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# i we&#955;

yam?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# &#1641;&#3663;&#865;&#815;&#3663;)&#1782;
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# &#1641;(&#9679;&#814;&#814;&#771;•&#771;)&#1782;
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Guyyss quit excluding us with your special internet language
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Please explain the YAM?
and how you thought of these strange birds

*YAM's*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Dunno.
But that's definitely how odd little birds talk, right?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)
# YAM TOO !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# DARK YAM
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# YES IT YAM
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Yam -Toucher!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:37, archived)
# I yam what I yam
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Honey Pie, You're not safe here...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Lovely :D
how are you mister JPG.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Monsieur Fiend, je suis tres bon, merci
apart from the the stinking cough and sore throat...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Lemsip,
or alcahol, eithers good for colds :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I'm sampling both,
so thank you for the tips :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# hope you feel better soon.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# i choose to see this as an alien with extensions
and i'm liking what i see
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# 'A little off the top, please...'
'Certainly, sir, would you like somethi... [thwack]'

Always a short conversation in the barbers, don't you find?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)
# you really should stop going to sweeny todd's barbershop
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# It is very busy inside of this universe . . . however . . . I shall find something to buzz about with !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# buzzing mate.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Yes !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)
# well that's a bit mental isn't it
is this a mandelbulb or something even mentaller?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# JP GEEEEEEE
Still knocking these out I see.....Which can only be good news.
Bravo Sir.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Hey Stan!
*warm handshakes*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# *recipricates*
All well Sir?
Didn't you move somewhere?Brum?Perhaps??
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Yeah, I tried that - but saw the light
and am now back in Lahndahn....

;-)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Yay!


(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Spawn more overlords!
:o
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:09, archived)
# A super cliched pic i made as a Tribute for a super talented French chum of mine.
Here is his site:
www.sergebirault.fr/sb/index.php

Hope you clarts find it sexeh!

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# *likes*
*likes perrier spoof equally as much*

edit: Do French girls dress like this anymore at all? If not, what the hell is wrong with them?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# they're french?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Pic for you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
TRIBS, YOU CUNT!
*changes pants*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Not as much as i'd like
It was hard finding reference images of this sort of costume without finding lots of pics of french maid costumes. My cock wos hard az wel lololol!!!!111!1!11
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Wow, there's even a snail on the table
well done, sir
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# he is fleeing from his doomed brothers / sisters (snails are asexual, right?) on the plate
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah they're round my house
all the time with handlebars full of onions.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# round here they dress like violin and guitar makers
strange that locked in a rural east midlands market township there's one of the worlds leading violin making courses.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# In fairness, the black/ blue and white horizontally striped top is seeing something of a resurgence these days
Naval fashion or something, i dunno. Ive noticed it a lot more since doing this pic.
It could just be shoreditch trendies...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# wow+
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# i'd be jealous of her figure
but she's french, so i don't care.
excellent work.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I say
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# would
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# This has come a long way from the one without the backdrop
amazing stuff truly exceptional.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Agreed.
He don't compromise do he?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Cor!
This is very very very good :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
*click*

Well done on the front page on CGTalk too. I hope you like it here better :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Yeah :-D
Good old b3ta. Someone call me a cunt and post a freebase!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# CUNT!

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
I lurve youse b3ta.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# we love you too taters :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# OMG!
When you posted the unfinished picture a while back, that was good
But this, well....
*shrugs shoulders* "Yeah it's ok, could have done with loads more lens flare though"
Amazing work :D
EDIT: Your mates work is incredible
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# :-D
Lens flare makes the world go round

Babylon 5 wouldnt have been as popular as it was if there werent any lens flares in it

COUNTER EDIT: Yeah - Serge is amazing. Wished i could do 2d, rather than 3d. He knocks out work at an incredible rate. 3D takes too long to do for just illustration work.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Serge has a nice looking site too
Has any of your work ever moved? 8)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# I did a few animated shorts many many many moons ago
But that was when i was a bit shit. I darent post them anywhere now.

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Wasn't the answer I was hoping for
*sulks*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# ...then animate it
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Cor wowee!
Love the bottle of "Derriรจr"!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)
# i love it!
*clicks*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# derrier ^_^
also.. fuck you and your talent.

STOMP STOMP STOMP

*click*

EDIT: JESUS FUCK! the french dudes work is incredible. Cue the envy spiral.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Nice Derrière!
And great work on sorting the background too! I think it looks better without the Blackpool Tower.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# she's not hairy enough to fit the true cliche :D
top work there, lad
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# did your mate invent the ballpoint pen?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# V nice :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaha - how alluring!
You should have given me this earlier to save me all the extra work improving it!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Formidable!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Mon dieu — c'est incroyable!
...mais c'est croyable!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# That's very nice.
I'd eat at a poncy cafe with her.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# and wank under the table
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# whilst letting the snail slime all over you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Superb
have a *click*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# This is beautiful!
That is all...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# This is simply wow
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# How very fucking spiffing. (clicks like Stephen Hawking's Spokey-dokies)
*Uninstalls photoshop, Corel Draw, 3DS Max, Poser and Bryce. Turns computer off and throws it in the bin.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# But how would you check the latest freebase shops and TOAPS then?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# well.. for better or for worse
I'm now installing blender.

:)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Well, I'm installing breadmaker.
I shall use it three times, and then stick it in a cupboard for three years before giving it away.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Yeah good luck with that.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Impressive
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:01, archived)
# C'est bon!
(That means "I would" in English)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Nice tentacles.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Serge loves his tentacles.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# would
that's a bit good. as in brilliant.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# not bad....not bad at all*
*may contain understatement :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Purr-feck-she-own!!!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
#
wood
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
#
Nice :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Brown filter on the ciggie?
You've ruined it. Ruined it I say!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Tres bien
and yer ami's site is braw
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# This is absolutely well done.
Woo!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# You talented bastard.
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# She is both smug and nonchalant
is she smug bastards nemesis, or his lover? or perhaps

being French, both?

also, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# see below a bit...
.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Awesome work sir!
Looks fantastic
<picky>Although...did you make her nose bigger in this version?</picky>
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Ça, c'est magnifique.
Et c'est une fille trรจs sophistiquรฉe et belle.

*clic*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Words cannot express how awesome this is.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)
# would would would wood
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Love it
ย 
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
#
Nice rendering sir..
I like the way you got her smoking casualy
thoughtful ...three thumbs up =]
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)
# That's indecently good.
Really great work.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Damn.
That's nice. Very nice.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:39, archived)
# As excellent as it is,
you knew somebody was going to do this:
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:31, archived)
# I am sure I have seen that before?

(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:31, archived)
# Ah,
I was traveling when the first images came out - missed that one...
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Fudging ace!
Nice one (you too, wobbly, though that is a work in progress image)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# wow, awesome + win :)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:11, archived)
# Bloody hell mate!!!!
That's off the scale it's that good! When you
start work at Pixar do try not to forget us all ;)

*click* :D
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:26, archived)
# i will just say
fucking WOO! as everyone else has said everything else.

saw you mates stuff in imagineFX a while back and wished i could draw like him, splendid stuff.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:33, archived)
# sherlock chillin, listenin to dubs...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

pic for the youtube channel...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Nice style
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Haha! Speshal!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# that is a very large pipe
no wonder he can create smoke words
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i give this 9 berries out of 9.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# blimey
thats very nice of you.
cheers for the berries.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Very lovely
Me like 8ยฌ)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Like that
:)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# nice
I like the colours.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Worth investigating.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# haha
i love your style Mr.Chop
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# gawd bless you all.
i appreciate the nice comments!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# This is truth that needs to be spread both far and near.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# deadly!!!!!
I love my Friday Filth!

good work mate!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)
# no reason
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Community sport officers?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not good at this stuff ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# hirst, you cunt
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
# BOBBIN BLUE VS CHUNDERMECHAHORSE
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)
# blub blub blub
hirsty day today?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Well one thing inspires another
couldn't just put the limmerick to the gif below and post again plus I agree with the concept that animated limmericks are a little hard on the eye.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# some of my best friends are animated limmericks
:(
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hehe
heheheeh
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not good at drawing..



that has supposed to be a guy writing a note in a restaurant to a gorgeous lady sitting alone, after reading the answer, it has to finish in a facepalm.. but my drawing skills are lower than my english :P

so have this instead... with apologies
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Om nom nom nom
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:59, archived)
# You're a wrong'un
Fantastic :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
amazing *FP this now rob*
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:03, archived)
# A cut above the rest !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
# that's amazingly smashing :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# i'm really vealing (feeling) this
cow (how) do you hay (make) such good animations? teets (it's) bovine (bloody) milk churn (great)!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# hahaha.........Hirston Blumenthal chooses only the best cuts
keep 'em coming
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:15, archived)
# It's Damien Hirst
oh right I see what you did - nevermind me ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I thought it was the heston untill you said it was nto the heston
here endeth this reply
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Heston is the Hirst of food
his next inspired meal will be beef broiled in formaldehyde- yum!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)
# That is horrible and disgusting
*click*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Just like Hirst
I call it art and I'm expect to sell it for several millions of pounds! And just like Hirst my work was inspired by a better artist ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Is it plagiarised like Hirst?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:20, archived)
# It was this article or one similar that prompted me to make the Cyriak-style animation :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
# "Hirst declined to comment"
no fuckin'wonder really
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:30, archived)
# He's set to make a press release
with his press release notes to be displayed in the Tate!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
to be fair though, shouldn't it be a bunch of anonymous assistants doing the actual work?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)
# We call them "abattoir workers" in the art industry ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# mutated maiden :D
Ask Hirst to sign your gif, it may become very valuable.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# He'd sign it "Van Gogh"!
;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# SPICY SLICING 7: Now Vee Chunda
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# maiden Cyriak :D Woo
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Nom !!!!
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Start at the neck fool!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# excellent!!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)
# yes, yes and thrice yes!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Release
the Damien!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] My limerick about the ginger Fuhrer.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# He do love dem corn!

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Fruity corn
Is fruity
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
corn-porn
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Yaaarrr!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:50, archived)
# you have made spiders worse
I hope the navy catches and squishes him


(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:52, archived)
# he looks so happy!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Boy, was Ogilvy the astronomer embarrassed
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# HE PISSED HIS PANTS AT THE ROYAL DINNER
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Ogilvy the astronomer, assured me we were in no danger.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:32, archived)
# This is a nice pcutre of funtime furturethings
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Uuuuu-Laaaaaaaah! :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:35, archived)
# wow!
kinda terrifying

*click*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# DISGUSTING
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# wow
stunning
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
# TOAP GENIUS
haha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:07, archived)
# LEAVE THE CPU ALONE !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:10, archived)
# 2 towels...
...2 designs.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# The best part is that the slice of pizza she is holding does not come from any of the pizzas in front of her. There are more pizzas we are not being shown.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I AM LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE
I HAVE JUST EATEN SOME PIZZA TOO.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:30, archived)
# and you have just help me decide what I want to eat
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# eat a chicken
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:32, archived)
# a whole one?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:33, archived)
# cook it and see what happens
you can always make sandwiches tomorrow
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# DO IT FUCKER
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# but wont the beak be crunchy
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:38, archived)
# This is mind boggling.
She might have produced that specific slice of pizza out of innorganic components found on the floor.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:32, archived)
# I, too, always notice such things

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:53, archived)
# those pizzas all look disgusting
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Those deep dish pizzas are an abomination
and that child is clearly the devil.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Nasal Floss
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Thats snot good
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
# It won't go to waste !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massโ€“energy_equivalence
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# What's it matter . . .
μᾶζα) commonly refers to any of three properties of matter

equal to 6.67ร—10−11 kg−1 m3 s−
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:57, archived)
#
Today, many physicists believe that we are the carp swimming in our tiny pond, blissfully unaware of invisible, unseen uni- verses hovering just above us in hyperspace. We spend our life in three spatial dimensions, confident that what we can see with our telescopes is all there is, ignorant of the possibility of 10 dimensional hyperspace. Although these higher dimensions are invisible, their โ€œripplesโ€ can clearly be seen and felt. We call these ripples gravity and light. The theory of hyperspace, however, languished for many decades for lack of any physical proof or application. But the theory, once considered the province of eccentrics and mystics, is being revived for a simple reason: it may hold the key to the greatest theory of all time, the โ€œtheory of everything.โ€
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
#
A mass can sometimes be expressed in terms of length. The mass of a very small particle may be identified
with its inverse Compton wavelength (1 cm−1 ≈ 3.52ร—10−41 kg).
The mass of a very large star or black hole may be identified with its Schwarzschild radius (1 cm ≈ 6.73ร—1024 kg).
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
# lets surf those gravitational waves
altho light board needed as they are quite weak and im fat
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# losers lick the rope.....
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Not trying too hard . . . are they . . .
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# JA, NASAL JUSTICE!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# GRINDERS KEEPERS
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# BRRRRMMMMM, bbbRRMRMRMMmM
NOW YA ON THE TROLLEY!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# SILLY ROBOT. YOU ARE NOT DOCTOR WHO.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:32, archived)
# *needs more robot*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:36, archived)
# That robot has a malfunction unit, please use a more realistic humanoid robot for this purpose in future

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Needs an even more realistic humanoid robot, or 2
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
# now ya talkin!

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# ROBOTITS
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Will do...;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Em.....
Back in a minute!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Crikey! A hookerbot 4000!
It's so advanced it can even change its own driptray!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Good thing I've got an extra battery re-charger !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
# cor
there were a load of fembots on /links earlier today
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:37, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooorks!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# KRUNGE
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Who?
:)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:40, archived)
# He acts better than Matt Smith
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
# The key is the wind up !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Cybermen in Disguise
Silly Robots

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Ya Vol !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Hi Peter Davison
Have you considered changing your surname to Davidson? It is easier to say and remember.

Regards,

gronkpan
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:30, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Eleventy !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Cheat
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I used a Kal - Q - Later !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Dropped here from the newsletter...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
# oh yes
loving your brandow work
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
#
Hahaha! Can we play schkwabbul mummy
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Welcome!
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Scrabble fact: Placing 'genitals' on the board nets you 66 points
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I'll try it later
This better be true
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Asbestos Clothing
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
# sorry for the TJ but...
I just scrolled down the board and my head almost exploded

cr3 I thought we were keeping our love a secret
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Shut up. I make him moist. That's the only thing that matters here.
I am quite fond of him too. Not quite as fond as I was before he posted that, but still quite fond.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# I make him so moist he can't fit all my username in the image
ohhh yes.

offcenter lovin' at it's finest.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
# No no
It's me he loves
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
# No more feminine dryness for me!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Mums the word.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:37, archived)
# It's what's underneath that's hot !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Harrison Ford?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# With a full blown V8 overhead hemi !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# drat, I was hoping it was hemi-less
as I wanted to put a hemi in it
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# How many spare you got . . . will trade for trade !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I will only trade like for like
thus serving no actual purpose
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I find it odd that we call it even . . .
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)
# a pleasure abusing the tax system with you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:40, archived)
# wiselike
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
# there is a tendency towards unhealthily thin models...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Ya gotta apply many many btus of HEAT !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha oh god
you bad bad person
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
# pffffffffffffft

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)
#

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)
# ha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# lmao to hull with you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:11, archived)
# yezzzzzzzzz
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# likey
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)
# No God!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:50, archived)
# this am the lummies :D
in other news... I gone did done this again:




and made it of the betters.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:51, archived)
# weather takes it's toll
after thousands of years the hard inner core will be exposed
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Too soon.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# One spang for you.
And one spang for his earing.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I used to drive one of those !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:08, archived)
# does he now do the old spice run to kessel?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)

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