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The horror! The horror!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:41,
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Do NOTget me started...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:45,
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*starts
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:46,
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* Kickstarts barryheadwound
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48,
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Haha yes I saw that.
git
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55,
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twat
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:53,
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^^^
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48,
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Oh please do.
Need catharsis.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:52,
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Fuck me, I watched Lesbian Vampire Killers
expecting at least one of the following: 1) nudity 2) lesbianism 3) blood and gore 4) comedy it fails on every single count :(
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:48,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49,
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Noooooooooooooooooooo
Need my teddy now
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49,
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Ning! *scrolls down, looks like being a good day on b3ta!*
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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hahaha fantastic
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48,
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Ha!
Liking the correct use of apostrophe. :)
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:36,
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bush in porn
I have made a nice animation of george bush but it's really NSFW!!!www.b3tards.com/u/9d297d0428ab1cecdcd6/bush_bj.gif
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wankdog ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:21,
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Kraftwerk on 6Music RIGHTNOW!
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_6music also - your NSFW gif. I don't think I'll ever fantasize about George Bush again
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:23,
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\0/ AWESOMES!
THANKS!!
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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*does the robot*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:26,
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Is she wearing faded old y-fronts?
Tasty.
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33,
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I thunk so...
is a tad odd.
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:36,
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Is that the bird from Heroes?
blimin well is ...
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:47,
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"the" bird?
I count 7 female case members on the wikipedia write-up.
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Ratsta ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17,
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this one....
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:29,
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I think the gif works better to 'NOMNOMNOM' by Parry Gripp.
But thanks anyway.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:26,
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Good call.
EDIT Very good call.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:28,
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Yesterday, I eventually got round to pulling my desk out to untangle my cables and plug my speakers back in
it's only been about 2 years. My office doesn't smell of dust now
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37,
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If you go down in the woods today...
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13,
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Hahahahaha!
*Cleeck*
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TheOther ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13,
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Hahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:17,
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Hee hee hee
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18,
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Hahaha!
The dreaded Teabag Bat strikes again! :D
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18,
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I remember when my brother and I explained to our mother what tea-bagging was.
Best Christmas day ever.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:20,
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my mum asked what felching was
i couldn't bring myself to tell her
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wankdog ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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Ah yes, a classic. I showed my mum what it was at grandad's funeral.
I'd just had a wank, though, so I used some prawns from the top of one of the less ragged vol-au-vents as spunk.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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there isn't one word in this post that doesn't make me go O-O
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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My work here is done
Thanks for your support, everyone.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:44,
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I'm reading this a day late
and crying with laughter
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wankdog ,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 9:38,
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Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
BATNADS! Woo! unt Arf!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:23,
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hahaha
thwack! :D
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:23,
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Hahaha
:D
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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*snorts*
*ducks*
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33,
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hahahahahaha
*sips tea* [edit]also, when's the next installment of Dark Hams?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:34,
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Work got in the way and I lost interest.
I'll finish it someday, when things aren't as hectic and restrictive. Internet filters at work render visiting b3ta practically impossible, which is why I haven't been here much recently. I'm here now, but I can't see any of the images (even the one I posted; I had to upload the image at home this morning and copy the url), at the moment I can only see 2 pics on the board.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:18,
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Arf! :)
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:40,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48,
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WHAP
pfffffrt!
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:56,
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First time in ages
that I've had a good laugh! Thank you!
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Ratsta ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:15,
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The actual "Tea Party" is way scarier and more fucked-up than a mutant bat that "teabags" its victims. Nice work though.
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lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:52,
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Shut your piehole, dirty hippie.
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Grampa ,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 16:52,
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Like all the best horror I personally take this film to be a veiled social commentary. In this case on the subject employment in modern times.
Additionally this receives two woos up from me. And five out of five yays.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 2:10,
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oh yes!!
BWAHHAHAHA :D
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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff ,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 11:11,
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ARRRGHH!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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Hahaha nicely.
On an almost completely unrelated note, I'm having a traumatic time doing a load of background research on Salford Council. Salford's corporate ID is heavy on the magenta, and whenever you mouse over a link on their website it turns magenta. Now since I've got the No More Horses FF style enabled, I am petrified that every link on their website contains horses. I think I may have to lay off b3ta for a while...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09,
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There is no escape.
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TheOther ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:10,
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Magenta link or it is not true!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:11,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:12,
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mother
fucker
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18,
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It's like shooting fish in a barrel some days :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:22,
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It's True!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:44,
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Hahaha, agreed!
agreed!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09,
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I love you, You love me!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:17,
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Today is National Egg Day
(seams etc - I have a headache - leave me alone) which is perhaps why I woke up with a craving for eggs for breakfast. I had weetabix though
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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FILTH
EGG FILTH :D
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:04,
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hehe, how d'ya like them eggs!
Lunch is decided!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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That is making me both horny and hungry. Horngry, perhaps.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:06,
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Horngry..
this requires an illustration, Mr Chunder.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:11,
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I plan to start making pictures again as soon as I've finished my exam tomorrow.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13,
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Indeed.
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TheOther ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:11,
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HUNGRNY
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13,
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How do you like your...
Oh. Oh, I see.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13,
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with tits! Boiled or fried, I'm satisfied, As long as they've got tits!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:16,
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No reason
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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Ha!
One of those 'Why hadn't we clocked it before!' ones! :D
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:39,
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hehe cheers
only a toap but meh
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:54,
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leave brian may alone
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:45,
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their hairdresser must keep busy
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:48,
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I saw him outside coming out of a theatre with Angie last year.
I can confirm that they are actually two different people.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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shopped
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:53,
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That May be the case
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:58,
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Ooo wonder if it was the same show...
Actually my May experience was a few years back. Guys and Dolls if anyone cares...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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I was sat behind Brian May in a theatre once.
Of all the bloody luck :/
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:02,
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Haha - back when I used to actually watch Eastenders
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:00,
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yup
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:29,
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three forward,one reverse...
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:21,
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Rarrr!
*clank* :)
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40,
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Hahahahahahahaha
Ning sir! :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:42,
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disable it
using clutch control!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:48,
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I always knew there was something not quite right about her...
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:08,
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You nutta!
Love it. Click 'n Woo!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:10,
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Y Fank U!
:)
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:14,
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hahaha!!!!!Frighteningly good
*first click of the day :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:11,
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Cheers,
was piddling with it all yesterday between other jobs. LOL-factor relies a lot on people knowing who teh fuck Barbara Cartland was like, but she really did look pretty alien to the human species towards the end...I rest my case
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:18,
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Fucking hell - the mascara!
She had to tip her head back to get her eyes open
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:25,
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Whilst trying not to say
'Mamma!'
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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Did she like lemonade too?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:02,
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Ha!
Feck I remember that first time round! :o
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09,
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I see nothing here we didn't know already
Woo!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:16,
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Indeed!
And them little handbag dogs always were evil!
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:19,
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cool
reminds me of an intro to an old point and click style game
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:17,
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O RLY!?
I used to quite enjoy some of those, living books essentially, but don't tell teh kids! (of the 1990's)
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:20,
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it's all that there cod4 and master chief these days
*smokes pipe*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:26,
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They don't know tha boooorn!
*harumph!*
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40,
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Top work!
And while I'm here I'll do a little littering: compo related pea - not worthy of its own thread
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Colonel Ratticus ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:26,
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Aw....
Look at da ickle eye licker...
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:33,
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Love it!
Made me officelol that did! Well done.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:27,
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*bows*
Like the name BTW! You'll probly come in handy round ere...
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:34,
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Well that's this compo over and done with
we have the winner. Clicks hard
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:34,
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:$
*blushes* *waves fan vigorously whilst flashing eyelids*
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:38,
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This is officially the greatest thing ever
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40,
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:o
*see above*
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:41,
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Credit where it's due
if this doesn't FP there's noooo justice!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:51,
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Top animation sir!!!
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:43,
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I Fan Yew!
Might do more 'quality less quantity' for a bit, as I enjoyed it, we'll see...
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..wil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:48,
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do more
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herman:D ,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:58,
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Wha...huh...WAAAAAAAA!
This is quite special.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:17,
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HOLY LIVING FUCK
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18,
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Nice.
Wasn't she in Doom II?
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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20,
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Hhhahaha
fuck:D
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herman:D ,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:56,
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'nings
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 7:57,
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Yay!
Made me smile :-)
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RarelyEvil ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:02,
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huzzah!
am it Muppet Day?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:23,
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Yes.... yes that is!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:32,
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yes!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:41,
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Fuckinell.
Such a hideous thing, to be so well done.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:19,
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Hahaha
Ok, this is going to be a good day! :D
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:32,
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Hooray for friday silliness!
from last friday
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:35,
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*arms nuclear spanger*
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:02,
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Frankie is very wise
An old mans head on a young mans shoulders
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:23,
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top notch
:-) ecculente!
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:38,
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:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:45,
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Haha that's brilliant :)
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:52,
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LOL
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:56,
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ha ha ha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:09,
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That...
is top notch, sir. :)
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:12,
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yay for this!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:53,
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Richard and Judy?
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:57,
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i have no idea to whom you are referring to!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:00,
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o_O
..................LOL!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:02,
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Oh my!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:03,
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is he looking for his phone?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:25,
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haha, good call Froggy!
Perfect match
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:20,
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Fucking beaker
'Nings!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:04,
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Nings
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:21,
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hahahaha!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:47,
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connor (test)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:32,
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YES
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:38,
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I'll do a better one later...
...just getting the movements down.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:41,
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It's making me think of cockweasle
These guys and cockweasle's guys need to meet.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:03,
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An epic war with lots of blood.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:09,
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Lots of fluids certainly, if I know cockweasle.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:11,
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I wish I had unlimited access to these guys drawings, so I could pick and choose.
You got any? Heh heh. ;D (found one)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:14,
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Hahahahahahaha
I don't think I've ever seen this before. Fuck I love his stuff so much.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:22,
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It's from years ago...
...He did the pic and I added the words. POST MORE STUFF C!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:30,
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hahahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:13,
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pass
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:54,
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I'm still gonna stand in the corner.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:56,
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hats off to ya
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:58,
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Now remove the bikini.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:09,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:13,
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I have to ask
what bikini-removal algorithm are you using?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:15,
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Here, I used Photoshop's new Content Aware Fill to remove it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:21,
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I did a pic of a girl ripping her leg off from behind...
...but I can't find it. (Now I'm file dizzy)*@ o__O**@* .......I did find this though...HAAA HAAA!....see ya's.... o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:33,
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All he had to do is untie the strings...
...He can't even do that right......... :P
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:35,
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hee
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 7:20,
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Beautiful collaboration.
One seems to have a little Snarnsalope gene.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:01,
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It does
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:10,
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Yeah, I like his doodles. Great imagination.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:11,
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Ahhhhh.... The poor little one is going the wrong way...
PS: Does it tile, cane it be milked, etc Oh... and NING b3ta!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 6:41,
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SPAM9
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:31,
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and g'night :)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:39,
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g'night
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:41,
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Hahahaha
spam-for-tongue dude is pretty fucked up
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:41,
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I am going to name
my next album that.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:07,
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Ok.
Is it going to be ukulele music?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:13,
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hahaha
disguised as nourishment in a can--how insidious is that
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:51,
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Haha. Alien Spam.
That's a rather bewildered looking spam. Let me drop this tidbit here. I heard the studio version, and it seemed suitable for b3ta listening.www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9cinlFr3o8
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:03,
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Leave Spam alone!
.....................Nah, fuck 'em!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:33,
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haha Ed Wood Would!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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Too soon, right?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:55,
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the numbers on the left hand side are a better option
fo sho
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JoePesky ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:58,
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Unfortunate celebrity endorsement
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:21,
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how dare you
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:28,
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hahahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:31,
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FUCK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:41,
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Is it a cookbook?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:28,
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Higher.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:34,
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The camera never lies
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:06,
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Fish Eye Face
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:10,
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Eric Bristow?
edit: GIDDIGY GIDDIGY!!!!
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:17,
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Haha, Dave would absolutely hate this.
It makes him look like a caricature of one of those panto villain trade union types who spend their evil lives standing up for people who aren't rich enough to realistically stand up for themselves.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:42,
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STICK A FORK IN HIM
lol
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JoePesky ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:53,
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The Apprentice 2010, evictee #1
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eyes ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:01,
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For a supposed professional businessman
he said 'fuck' too often for my licking. It's not often I say 'fuck' to my work colleagues.
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:05,
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Why the fuck not?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:09,
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not even if you want a fuck?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:10,
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He's meant to be a professional businessman
who owned his own company. If you were in his shoes and owned your own company, would you speak to your staff like that? Maybe it's because a lot of the staff where I work are of the older generation and I respect my elders, but I wouldn't say to people "fucking do this" and "fucking do that" without actually doing any hands on work himself. How is that meant to gain the respect of people you have just met. No wonder he got fired.
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:16,
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Speaking as a professional businessman who owns his own company,
Fuck that shit. (To be honest though, I'm damned lucky to have intelligent people who'll take orders from me)
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spacefish bong! ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:43,
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licking?
:D
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:11,
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fuck off
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:18,
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'cunt' is a much better word
while waving your willy at them
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JoePesky ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:46,
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NSFW (due to the use of the word fuck)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 7:01,
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god
haven't you fucked off yet?
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FIEND ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:12,
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Is there a reason why you want me to fuck off?
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:16,
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Because you watch The fucking Apprentice.
For fuck's sake.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:22,
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you're just4fun?
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FIEND ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:25,
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No. So that was aimed at him?
I'm still find the way this board works confusing. ;) And I do watch the apprentice. If I didn't I'd have to watch shite like Holby Shitty with the wife. *sighs* and I hate medical dramas. They remind me of my own mortality.
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:30,
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There are worse things than death, mate.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:33,
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There probably are a lot of things worse than death,
I just don't want to be reminded of my own impending one on a daily basis by ITV's shite medical dramas. They might as well start it with the lottery finger pointing going "It could be you!"
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:38,
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Here's a left-field suggestion, then.
When the missus watches shit on telly, don't go and watch different shit on a different channel in a different room. Put some music on. Listen to the radio. Medi-fucking-tate. Wop the Xbox on. Even (shock horror) read a sodding book. But please don't tell us it's Mrs berk's fault you're watching The Apprentice.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:48,
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Well it's not entirely Mrs Berks fault. It's BBC's fault,
For not loading the programs that I do want to watch onto iplayer quickly enough. I prefer factual programs or comedy. And I hate it when people tell other people to read books as if they are telling them they are illiterate.
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:54,
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You're right, of course.
I have no business suggesting how you could live your life. Watch whatever programme tickles your fancy, and tell the world about it to your heart's content. I hear 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' is very popular.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:21,
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Let's see who gets it
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:56,
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... make a one man weep, make another man sing ...
? Just a guess
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:59,
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ooh..
i suppose helicopters are associated with fame
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:00,
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Yes, it's rather obtuse
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:10,
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Changed any hawks to little white doves lately dude?
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:12,
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Don't push money through my letterbox, land in my garden in a helicopter or bake bread in my breadmaker.
But it's OK to use my own personal garden based tram system?
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Testicles just for you ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:01,
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you can't have any money
you can't get high you can't have cable (looks like a cable car) throw yourself under a train! aicmfp
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:54,
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it means...
do not want material goods or wealth. the upside-down screaming grasshopper is all you need
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:02,
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i initially thought of bug from an aerial view
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:09,
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Power of Love!
BTTF!
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:39,
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Smile...
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:50,
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pandemonium in my underpants
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:55,
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Oh hai Johnny... I did not recognise you.
You are tearing me apaaaart, Lisa!
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Flash_Bastard ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:56,
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now play the game!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:58,
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stop making that duckface
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:02,
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I played it.
I also downloaded the whole film last week. :) There is also thistheroomsoundboard.com/
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Flash_Bastard ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:02,
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make sure you leave the house when your rage meter is full
it's amazing
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:05,
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I still need to see this movie
I just haven't been able to set aside 90 minutes or so of self-loathing
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:59,
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"Love that Joker!"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:56,
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excellente, btw
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:02,
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Say Cheeze !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:06,
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cojoined, but maybe surgery can separate them
(with half a face each)
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LS18 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:25,
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Half a face is better than none at all . . . saving face !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:33,
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she's taking that botox a bit too far
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:10,
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evening all
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:02,
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TOO FUCKING SOON
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:05,
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Read your comment and all I could think throughout the animation was,
"Who's just died and what possible joke can be made at their expense by zooming in on Spy vs Spy?" ;D
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Rico ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:24,
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^this^
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Damien's Hearse ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:26,
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and that ^
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:38,
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Mince pies.
It's only October. Too soon. Unless you really want three whole months of Christmas stuff.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:54,
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i would agree that displaying xmas stuff in september
which many shops were, is definitely too soon. on the other hand mince pies, and even more so, xmas pudding should be for life, not just for xmas
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:14,
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You should try working in retail.
In RIS-land we've been up to our eyeballs in fucking advent calendars since the end of August.Actually, you shouldn't try it. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:26,
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Yes.
:-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:06,
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hahaha
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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Meat me at the mince !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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they do make an exceedingly good boom
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:10,
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haha good shit
I was wondering where that was going ;)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:18,
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Ta, I do love making a bit of 'laborious and contrived' :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:22,
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oh dear
just a word of advice -- sleep with one eye open WOO
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:28,
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i hate you so much..
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:29,
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Oh that's just
bloody fantastic...
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Carlosfandango ,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:35,
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Oh, I see.
I think I love you now.
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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on ,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:30,
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Something From The Attic
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:31,
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first i was thinking jamie and the magic torch
then i was thinking ooohh, a dragon! :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:32,
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Something just had to be done with a dragon !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:34,
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yes. yes it did.
have you voted for my dragons image challenge yet?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:47,
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But of course !
Dragon time will come !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:49,
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YAAAAY!
i hope it comes in time for the 22nd, that's my birthday!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:50,
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That would be toot sweet !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:53,
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it would
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:55,
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there's a dragon in my compo entry too
you probably missed it because of all the "amazingnous" going on in the pic
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:58,
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Is it the one that you got carried away with ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:00,
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errrmm..
yes. sorry it's the only dragon thing i've got
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:15,
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Great . . . uniqueness is unique !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:17,
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It is jolly good though
Battlecat with a fiery rectum would be a most formidable opponent
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:29,
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i think
pretty much anything with a firey rectum would be a formidable a opponent. i certainly wouldn't go anywhere near it ps battlecat leopard/horseinleopardskinleotard ;)
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:42,
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you're dragon it kicking and screaming
into the centuury of the Fruitbat
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:44,
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guards! guards!
we can't tie a virgin to a rock, we're on loam here!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:46,
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Everyone knows what happens when you yell 'Yo, shortstuff' at a dwarf
vis. you are dead.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:54,
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J'uk, ydtruz-t'rud-eztuza
hudr'zd dezek drez'huk, huzukruk't b'tduz g'ke'k me'ek b'tduz t'be'tk kce'drutk ke'hkt'd. aaDd'thuk?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:02,
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no, you totally out-Pratchett me
bravo!
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:05,
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i don't know if i should be pleased
or totally disgusted with myself for resorting to dwarfish
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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It takes quite a few dwarfish to make a meal . . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:19,
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you know what it's like
half an hour after eating one, you're hungry again
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:21,
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It's a breeding habit !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:48,
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Enter the Dragon!
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:53,
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Dragons are not for chasing !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:58,
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they don't like it up 'em
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:20,
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That'll make your compo !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:25,
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*glees*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:27,
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waits for in to animate
Wooo
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:54,
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The stuff that things are made of !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:59,
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Too soon
for halloween. (checks date)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:21,
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Hey . . . it's Chinese Harroween !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:24,
archived )
Taxi for Mr Valin
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:28,
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Call me a Cab !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:42,
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blind dragon pie
I don't know, It took me ages to think of something involving blinds and dragons
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:57,
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Could you make it six slices . . . I can't eat eight !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:07,
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deleted scenes from Alice In Wonderland- the director's cut.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:13,
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rampant rabbit - not all it's cracked up to be
unlike your pic, which is most woo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:17,
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Oh Mr Whiite Rampant Rabbit...
ooh! Curiouser and Curiouser!
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:19,
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arf!
what's a nice dildo like you doing in a plaice like this?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:24,
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depends on how deep the rabbit hole goes
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:22,
archived )
*groan*
why didn't i see that one coming?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:24,
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I'm sorry to hear your rabbit has cracked
roadkill?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:47,
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overuse ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:47,
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only just noticed how massive her fod is
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JoePesky ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:19,
archived )
This image is technically illegal
as it is suggesting sexual conduct by a minor.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:25,
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What has this got to do with Chile?
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Testicles just for you ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:27,
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Groan
;)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:27,
archived )
it suggests a minor confused by the concept
of an unfamiliar term and an unfamiliar device (fingers crossed) Not engaging in said activity (fingers double crossed)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:28,
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they've been down there for ages
they're probably well up for a bit of sexual conduct by now
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:28,
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Mind the piss.
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Testicles just for you ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:29,
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lucky i've got a mop handy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:32,
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Candy is dandy !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:41,
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