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[challenge entry] The horror! The horror!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Do NOTget me started...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# *starts
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# * Kickstarts barryheadwound
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Haha yes I saw that.
git
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# twat
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# ^^^
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Oh please do.
Need catharsis.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Fuck me, I watched Lesbian Vampire Killers
expecting at least one of the following:
1) nudity
2) lesbianism
3) blood and gore
4) comedy

it fails on every single count :(
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooo
Need my teddy now
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Ning!

*scrolls down, looks like being a good day on b3ta!*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha fantastic
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Ha!
Liking the correct use of apostrophe. :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# bush in porn


I have made a nice animation of george bush but it's really NSFW!!!

www.b3tards.com/u/9d297d0428ab1cecdcd6/bush_bj.gif
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Kraftwerk on 6Music RIGHTNOW!
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_6music

also - your NSFW gif. I don't think I'll ever fantasize about George Bush again
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# \0/ AWESOMES!
THANKS!!

(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# *does the robot*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Is she wearing faded old y-fronts?
Tasty.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I thunk so...
is a tad odd.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Is that the bird from Heroes?
blimin well is ...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
# "the" bird?
I count 7 female case members on the wikipedia write-up.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# this one....
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I think the gif works better to 'NOMNOMNOM' by Parry Gripp.
But thanks anyway.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Good call.

EDIT Very good call.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Yesterday, I eventually got round to pulling my desk out to untangle my cables and plug my speakers back in
it's only been about 2 years. My office doesn't smell of dust now
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] If you go down in the woods today...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*Cleeck*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
The dreaded Teabag Bat strikes again! :D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I remember when my brother and I explained to our mother what tea-bagging was.
Best Christmas day ever.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# my mum asked what felching was
i couldn't bring myself to tell her
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Ah yes, a classic. I showed my mum what it was at grandad's funeral.
I'd just had a wank, though, so I used some prawns from the top of one of the less ragged vol-au-vents as spunk.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# there isn't one word in this post that doesn't make me go O-O
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# My work here is done
Thanks for your support, everyone.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I'm reading this a day late
and crying with laughter
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
BATNADS!

Woo! unt Arf!


(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
thwack! :D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# *snorts*
*ducks*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*sips tea*

[edit]also, when's the next installment of Dark Hams?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Work got in the way and I lost interest.
I'll finish it someday, when things aren't as hectic and restrictive.

Internet filters at work render visiting b3ta practically impossible, which is why I haven't been here much recently. I'm here now, but I can't see any of the images (even the one I posted; I had to upload the image at home this morning and copy the url), at the moment I can only see 2 pics on the board.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Arf! :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:40, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# WHAP
pfffffrt!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# First time in ages
that I've had a good laugh! Thank you!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
#
The actual "Tea Party" is way scarier and more fucked-up than a mutant bat that "teabags" its victims. Nice work though.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Shut your piehole, dirty hippie.
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Like all the best horror I personally take this film to be a veiled social commentary. In this case on the subject employment in modern times.
Additionally this receives two woos up from me. And five out of five yays.
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
# oh yes!!
BWAHHAHAHA :D
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ARRRGHH!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha nicely.
On an almost completely unrelated note, I'm having a traumatic time doing a load of background research on Salford Council. Salford's corporate ID is heavy on the magenta, and whenever you mouse over a link on their website it turns magenta. Now since I've got the No More Horses FF style enabled, I am petrified that every link on their website contains horses.

I think I may have to lay off b3ta for a while...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)
# There is no escape.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Magenta link or it is not true!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
# mother
fucker
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# It's like shooting fish in a barrel some days :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# It's True!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha, agreed!
agreed!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I love you, You love me!

(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Today is National Egg Day

(seams etc - I have a headache - leave me alone)

which is perhaps why I woke up with a craving for eggs for breakfast. I had weetabix though
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# FILTH
EGG FILTH :D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
# hehe, how d'ya like them eggs!
Lunch is decided!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:05, archived)
# That is making me both horny and hungry. Horngry, perhaps.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Horngry..
this requires an illustration, Mr Chunder.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I plan to start making pictures again as soon as I've finished my exam tomorrow.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)
# HUNGRNY
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# How do you like your...
Oh. Oh, I see.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with tits!
Boiled or fried, I'm satisfied,
As long as they've got tits!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# No reason
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Ha!
One of those 'Why hadn't we clocked it before!' ones! :D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
# hehe cheers
only a toap but meh
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# leave brian may alone
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:45, archived)
# their hairdresser must keep busy
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I saw him outside coming out of a theatre with Angie last year.
I can confirm that they are actually two different people.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# shopped
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# That May be the case
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Ooo wonder if it was the same show...
Actually my May experience was a few years back. Guys and Dolls if anyone cares...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I was sat behind Brian May in a theatre once.
Of all the bloody luck :/
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Haha - back when I used to actually watch Eastenders
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# yup

(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] three forward,one reverse...

(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Rarrr!
*clank* :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Ning sir! :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# disable it
using clutch control!!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I always knew there was something not quite right about her...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:08, archived)
# You nutta!
Love it. Click 'n Woo!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Y Fank U!
:)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha!!!!!Frighteningly good
*first click of the day :D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Cheers,
was piddling with it all yesterday between other jobs.

LOL-factor relies a lot on people knowing who teh fuck Barbara Cartland was like, but she really did look pretty alien to the human species towards the end...

I rest my case
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Fucking hell - the mascara!
She had to tip her head back to get her eyes open
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Whilst trying not to say
'Mamma!'
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Did she like lemonade too?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Ha!
Feck I remember that first time round! :o
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I see nothing here we didn't know already
Woo!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Indeed!
And them little handbag dogs always were evil!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:19, archived)
# cool
reminds me of an intro to an old point and click style game
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:17, archived)
# O RLY!?
I used to quite enjoy some of those, living books essentially, but don't tell teh kids! (of the 1990's)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:20, archived)
# it's all that there cod4 and master chief these days
*smokes pipe*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:26, archived)
# They don't know tha boooorn!
*harumph!*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Top work!
And while I'm here I'll do a little littering: compo related pea - not worthy of its own thread

(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Aw....
Look at da ickle eye licker...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Love it!
Made me officelol that did! Well done.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:27, archived)
# *bows*
Like the name BTW! You'll probly come in handy round ere...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Well that's this compo over and done with
we have the winner.

Clicks hard
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:34, archived)
# :$
*blushes*

*waves fan vigorously whilst flashing eyelids*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:38, archived)
# This is officially the greatest thing ever
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40, archived)
# :o
*see above*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Credit where it's due
if this doesn't FP there's noooo justice!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Top animation sir!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I Fan Yew!
Might do more 'quality less quantity' for a bit, as I enjoyed it, we'll see...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
# do more
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Wha...huh...WAAAAAAAA!
This is quite special.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:17, archived)
# HOLY LIVING FUCK
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Nice.
Wasn't she in Doom II?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hhhahaha
fuck:D
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# 'nings
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 7:57, archived)
# Yay!
Made me smile :-)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:02, archived)
# huzzah!
am it Muppet Day?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Yes.... yes that is!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:32, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Fuckinell.
Such a hideous thing, to be so well done.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Ok, this is going to be a good day! :D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Hooray for friday silliness!
from last friday
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:35, archived)
# *arms nuclear spanger*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Frankie is very wise
An old mans head on a young mans shoulders
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
# top notch
:-) ecculente!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:38, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Haha that's brilliant :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:52, archived)
# LOL
:D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:56, archived)
# ha ha ha...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)
# That...
is top notch, sir. :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:12, archived)
# yay for this!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Richard and Judy?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:57, archived)
# i have no idea to whom you are referring to!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:00, archived)
# o_O
..................LOL!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:03, archived)
# is he looking for his phone?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:25, archived)
# haha, good call Froggy!
Perfect match
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Fucking beaker
'Nings!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Nings
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# connor (test)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:32, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:38, archived)
# I'll do a better one later...
...just getting the movements down.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:41, archived)
# It's making me think of cockweasle
These guys and cockweasle's guys need to meet.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:03, archived)
# An epic war with lots of blood.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:09, archived)
# Lots of fluids certainly, if I know cockweasle.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:11, archived)
# I wish I had unlimited access to these guys drawings, so I could pick and choose.
You got any? Heh heh. ;D

(found one)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I don't think I've ever seen this before.
Fuck I love his stuff so much.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:22, archived)
# It's from years ago...
...He did the pic and I added the words. POST MORE STUFF C!!!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:13, archived)
# pass
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:54, archived)
# I'm still gonna stand in the corner.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:56, archived)
# hats off to ya
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:58, archived)
# Now remove the bikini.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:13, archived)
# I have to ask
what bikini-removal algorithm are you using?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:15, archived)
# Here, I used Photoshop's new Content Aware Fill to remove it.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:21, archived)
# I did a pic of a girl ripping her leg off from behind...
...but I can't find it. (Now I'm file dizzy)*@ o__O**@*
.......I did find this though...HAAA HAAA!....see ya's.... o/
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:33, archived)
# All he had to do is untie the strings...
...He can't even do that right......... :P
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:35, archived)
# hee

(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 7:20, archived)
# Beautiful collaboration.
One seems to have a little Snarnsalope gene.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:01, archived)
# It does
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:10, archived)
# Yeah, I like his doodles. Great imagination.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:11, archived)
# Ahhhhh.... The poor little one is going the wrong way...

PS: Does it tile, cane it be milked, etc

Oh... and NING b3ta!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 6:41, archived)
[challenge entry] SPAM9
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:31, archived)
# and g'night :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:39, archived)
# g'night
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
spam-for-tongue dude is pretty fucked up
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:41, archived)
# I am going to name
my next album that.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Ok.
Is it going to be ukulele music?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 5:13, archived)
# hahaha
disguised as nourishment in a can--how insidious is that
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Haha. Alien Spam.
That's a rather bewildered looking spam.

Let me drop this tidbit here. I heard the studio version, and it seemed suitable for b3ta listening.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9cinlFr3o8
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:03, archived)
# Leave Spam alone!
.....................Nah, fuck 'em!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:33, archived)
# haha Ed Wood Would!
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Too soon, right?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:55, archived)
# the numbers on the left hand side are a better option
fo sho
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Unfortunate celebrity endorsement
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:21, archived)
# how dare you
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:31, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Is it a cookbook?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Higher.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 4:34, archived)
# The camera never lies
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Fish Eye Face
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Eric Bristow?
edit: GIDDIGY GIDDIGY!!!!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Haha, Dave would absolutely hate this.
It makes him look like a caricature of one of those panto villain trade union types who spend their evil lives standing up for people who aren't rich enough to realistically stand up for themselves.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:42, archived)
# STICK A FORK IN HIM
lol
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# The Apprentice 2010, evictee #1
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:01, archived)
# For a supposed professional businessman
he said 'fuck' too often for my licking. It's not often I say 'fuck' to my work colleagues.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Why the fuck not?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:09, archived)
# not even if you want a fuck?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# He's meant to be a professional businessman
who owned his own company. If you were in his shoes and owned your own company, would you speak to your staff like that? Maybe it's because a lot of the staff where I work are of the older generation and I respect my elders, but I wouldn't say to people "fucking do this" and "fucking do that" without actually doing any hands on work himself. How is that meant to gain the respect of people you have just met. No wonder he got fired.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Speaking as a professional businessman who owns his own company,
Fuck that shit.

(To be honest though, I'm damned lucky to have intelligent people who'll take orders from me)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:43, archived)
# licking?
:D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:11, archived)
# fuck off
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:18, archived)
# 'cunt' is a much better word
while waving your willy at them
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:46, archived)
# NSFW (due to the use of the word fuck)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 7:01, archived)
# god
haven't you fucked off yet?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Is there a reason why you want me to fuck off?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Because you watch The fucking Apprentice.
For fuck's sake.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:22, archived)
# you're just4fun?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:25, archived)
# No. So that was aimed at him?
I'm still find the way this board works confusing. ;)

And I do watch the apprentice. If I didn't I'd have to watch shite like Holby Shitty with the wife. *sighs* and I hate medical dramas. They remind me of my own mortality.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:30, archived)
# There are worse things than death, mate.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:33, archived)
# There probably are a lot of things worse than death,
I just don't want to be reminded of my own impending one on a daily basis by ITV's shite medical dramas. They might as well start it with the lottery finger pointing going "It could be you!"
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Here's a left-field suggestion, then.
When the missus watches shit on telly, don't go and watch different shit on a different channel in a different room.
Put some music on. Listen to the radio. Medi-fucking-tate. Wop the Xbox on. Even (shock horror) read a sodding book.
But please don't tell us it's Mrs berk's fault you're watching The Apprentice.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Well it's not entirely Mrs Berks fault. It's BBC's fault,
For not loading the programs that I do want to watch onto iplayer quickly enough.

I prefer factual programs or comedy.

And I hate it when people tell other people to read books as if they are telling them they are illiterate.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# You're right, of course.
I have no business suggesting how you could live your life.
Watch whatever programme tickles your fancy, and tell the world about it to your heart's content.
I hear 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' is very popular.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Let's see who gets it
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# ... make a one man weep, make another man sing ...
? Just a guess
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
# ooh..
i suppose helicopters are associated with fame
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Yes, it's rather obtuse
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Changed any hawks to little white doves lately dude?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Don't push money through my letterbox, land in my garden in a helicopter or bake bread in my breadmaker.
But it's OK to use my own personal garden based tram system?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:01, archived)
# you can't have any money
you can't get high
you can't have cable (looks like a cable car)
throw yourself under a train!
aicmfp
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# it means...
do not want material goods or wealth. the upside-down screaming grasshopper is all you need
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:02, archived)
# i initially thought of bug from an aerial view
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Power of Love!
BTTF!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Smile...
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:50, archived)
# pandemonium in my underpants
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Oh hai Johnny... I did not recognise you.
You are tearing me apaaaart, Lisa!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# now play the game!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:58, archived)
# stop making that duckface
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I played it.
I also downloaded the whole film last week. :)

There is also this

theroomsoundboard.com/
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# make sure you leave the house when your rage meter is full
it's amazing
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I still need to see this movie
I just haven't been able to set aside 90 minutes or so of self-loathing
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
# "Love that Joker!"
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# excellente, btw
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Say Cheeze !
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:06, archived)
# cojoined, but maybe surgery can separate them
(with half a face each)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Half a face is better than none at all . . . saving face !
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:33, archived)
# she's taking that botox a bit too far
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# evening all
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# TOO FUCKING SOON
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Read your comment and all I could think throughout the animation was,
"Who's just died and what possible joke can be made at their expense by zooming in on Spy vs Spy?"

;D
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:26, archived)
# and that ^
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Mince pies.
It's only October. Too soon.

Unless you really want three whole months of Christmas stuff.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:54, archived)
# i would agree that displaying xmas stuff in september
which many shops were, is definitely too soon.
on the other hand mince pies, and even more so, xmas pudding should be for life, not just for xmas
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:14, archived)
# You should try working in retail.
In RIS-land we've been up to our eyeballs in fucking advent calendars since the end of August.
Actually, you shouldn't try it. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Yes.
:-)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Meat me at the mince !
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# they do make an exceedingly good boom
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)
# haha good shit
I was wondering where that was going ;)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Ta, I do love making a bit of 'laborious and contrived' :)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# oh dear
just a word of advice -- sleep with one eye open

WOO
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# i hate you so much..
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Oh that's just
bloody fantastic...
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Oh, I see.
I think I love you now.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Something From The Attic
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# first i was thinking jamie and the magic torch
then i was thinking ooohh, a dragon! :)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Something just had to be done with a dragon !
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# yes. yes it did.
have you voted for my dragons image challenge yet?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# But of course !
Dragon time will come !
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# YAAAAY!
i hope it comes in time for the 22nd, that's my birthday!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# That would be toot sweet !
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# it would
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:55, archived)
# there's a dragon in my compo entry too
you probably missed it because of all the "amazingnous" going on in the pic
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Is it the one that you got carried away with ?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# errrmm..
yes. sorry
it's the only dragon thing i've got
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Great . . . uniqueness is unique !
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# It is jolly good though
Battlecat with a fiery rectum would be a most formidable opponent
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:29, archived)
# i think
pretty much anything with a firey rectum would be a formidable a opponent.
i certainly wouldn't go anywhere near it

ps battlecat leopard/horseinleopardskinleotard ;)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:42, archived)
# you're dragon it kicking and screaming
into the centuury of the Fruitbat
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# guards! guards!
we can't tie a virgin to a rock, we're on loam here!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Everyone knows what happens when you yell 'Yo, shortstuff' at a dwarf
vis. you are dead.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# J'uk, ydtruz-t'rud-eztuza
hudr'zd dezek drez'huk, huzukruk't b'tduz g'ke'k me'ek b'tduz t'be'tk kce'drutk ke'hkt'd. aaDd'thuk?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# no, you totally out-Pratchett me
bravo!
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i don't know if i should be pleased
or totally disgusted with myself for resorting to dwarfish
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# It takes quite a few dwarfish to make a meal . . . .
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# you know what it's like
half an hour after eating one, you're hungry again
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# It's a breeding habit !
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Enter the Dragon!
 
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Dragons are not for chasing !
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# they don't like it up 'em
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# That'll make your compo !
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# waits for in to animate
Wooo
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# The stuff that things are made of !
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Too soon
for halloween. (checks date)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Hey . . . it's Chinese Harroween !
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Taxi for Mr Valin
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Call me a Cab !
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:42, archived)
# blind dragon pie
I don't know, It took me ages to think of something involving blinds and dragons
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Could you make it six slices . . . I can't eat eight !
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:07, archived)
# deleted scenes from Alice In Wonderland- the director's cut.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# rampant rabbit - not all it's cracked up to be
unlike your pic, which is most woo
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Oh Mr Whiite Rampant Rabbit...
ooh! Curiouser and Curiouser!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# arf!
what's a nice dildo like you doing in a plaice like this?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# depends on how deep the rabbit hole goes
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# *groan*
why didn't i see that one coming?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear your rabbit has cracked
roadkill?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# overuse ;)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# only just noticed how massive her fod is
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# This image is technically illegal
as it is suggesting sexual conduct by a minor.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:25, archived)
# What has this got to do with Chile?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Groan
;)
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# it suggests a minor confused by the concept
of an unfamiliar term and an unfamiliar device (fingers crossed)

Not engaging in said activity (fingers double crossed)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# they've been down there for ages
they're probably well up for a bit of sexual conduct by now
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Mind the piss.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# lucky i've got a mop handy
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Candy is dandy !
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)

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