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# Palin, going for a winky.
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(Silver Fox, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:54, archived)
# this is exactly how
global thermonuclear wars start...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I thought it started by typing
Global Thermonuclear War
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# one's a ruthless power-hungry despot, bent on world domination...
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:03, archived)
# and the other is from alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)
# The other's a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# hehe!
kim jong and hooch
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I'm usually in favour of giving people the benefit of the doubt on slips of the tongue
yet somehow I have the feeling that she doesn't know the difference between North & South Korea.

same with Bush Jr. You can't get into the Whitehouse by being stupid, yet he really managed to give the impression that he was.

I belive the expression is: "Go figure" ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I know one of them is bad.
I've got people to tell me which.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
'How Slow' is the b3ta board
so is "So Slow"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# That's no way to treat an ally!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
# too soon?
[ and apologies for the seams ;) ]

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha @ phantom reflections
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# of Zsa Zsa Gabor :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)
# that's Diana
going the through the windshield...
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:54, archived)
# This happens every fucking time I go shopping
(likeajackhammer, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *slaps siren*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hahah that's a bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Smashing! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Happy Candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Bloody Hell! where have the last 7 years gone?!
Cheers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# That way
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Oi!
Come back here with my time you bugger!

*runs off in that direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# happy b3ta day there
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Thank thee very muchly!
belated congrats on your 7th b3taday for 6 days ago! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:54, archived)
# thank yeah
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Candles!
Congrats, n' ting...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Thanks,
I do like my burning wax stick icon

we need more fire in our lives...

*fetches matches*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:57, archived)
# a very happy
b3taday to you...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Thankyou kind sir. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# May I borrow that?
Anybody want some?

Ok then, too happy to rock any boats today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# NO!
Not really, sure you can!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# But I said you can?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# wrong end of drunken stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I hate IKEA too...happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# lol
(Silver Fox, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# blimey!
this meme is going in some strange directions...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Famous Zombies in history Abraham Lincoln (without a beard!)


more crap here simonrudd.info
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# That's probably about how well he's looking these days!
;-)

Nicely, Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hahah
i bet he's a bit worse for wear these days :D thanks squire :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# that's ace!
...now he can go back and watch the end of that play - he never got to see how it finished.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:29, archived)
# i heard it was a flop
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# don't upset the timeline!
woo/yay!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# i think that
would be a great idea! :D he could eat G W Bush before he got to power! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Re-animate him!
I want to see a mercury fuelled angry Lincoln Zombie rampaging through new government!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
# now theres a plan
:) or at least a plot to a good movie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:54, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Arf!
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Mmmm ... crispy bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# huuurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# With mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Mmmmm, Pork Tartare...
snipurl.com/1k5zq0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Pig snouts
Pretty sure they're made into scrapple.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:27, archived)
# 20mins in a hot oventhat'll be lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Heretic!
Steak Tartare is luverly!

Mmmmmm - raw meat...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I got served raw horse meat in Japan
- they call it "basashi".

It was delicious, I have to say.
So, yeah - raw meat, mmmm.... (just not raw pork, or chicken!)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Indeed, best stay from those two in raw form.
Although, it is alright to eat roast Pork just off pink, it's completely fine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# mmm....
with a guaranteed tapeworm egg in each mouthful.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# It's the solid food equivalent of Mezcal...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# blaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# haha!
the ham no-one wants to touch...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:31, archived)
# That information label should read:
'No Added Nutritional Value', but I guess that's a given since it's from Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# haha...
That's exactly the sort of cynical re-breanding for the children's market Tesco would go for.

Pork, with added 'nag-factor'.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha mint.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:03, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# PORK SCRATCHINGS!
DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I'm sick of the fucking snow now


did this last night but gayshift wasn't the place for it


I want summer back :(

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Not nice / Nice
Now you killed Satan, how the fuck am I gonna get my pressies?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# he deserves it bringing all the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I wonder what winter will be like this year.
Only 20 days to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# like this:
snipurl.com/1k5rq1 hopefully...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# or like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# ^ this wins
pretty much everything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# haha!
the spy who loved me ftw

"sorry darling something's come up"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# hurhur
he means his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:31, archived)
# lies
penguins can't look up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# ...so Imperial Stormtroopers can be precise when the mood takes them.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# it took a whole squadron of troopers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Looks like Archway tube at about 8.45am most weekdays
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I love Necrophilia...
best of all the...

* Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ... putting the 'fun'
into funeral...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# fat bloke on the right: worst. zombie. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
# So you're saying zombies can't be happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Looks more like an England fan who
kind of gave up painting the flag of St George across his massive Cro-Magnon brow....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# mictoboys had h.... oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# every single one of them
most of them said 'say hi to archie's mum'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Gah
as a zombie film producer, laughing/smiling zombies are a pain in the arse when it comes to editing

some even wave at the camera, for fuck's sake :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Romford locals gather for opening of new Lidl
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I had a tourist ask me yesterday
where Primark was...

It's world famous! Like Selfridges, saville Row and pickpockets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I bet you told them they'd rebranded
and then directed them here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Sunday services at 10am.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# that's a typical night out in manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Happiness is a sweary fridge
Photobucket
(TallJim, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Can't beat a good swear
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Sweary Vorderman ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:21, archived)
# SLOBLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:30, archived)
# ^ needs more David Starkey
I never thought I'd say *that*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I got a 4
Look
(TallJim, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# You win that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# huzzah
Photobucket
(TallJim, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# pfftttt....you said Quim
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# pOOED
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Snow Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha click click!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:16, archived)
# lol, that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
# The one man bandwagon trundles on...


www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post990622
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:19, archived)
# 1596 called.
They want their joke back.

Eight days to my birthday. Large, expensive presents only.

k thx bai xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Your point being?
*buys Eiffel Tower*
*giftwraps*
*affixes insufficient postage*
*sends to A Vagabond*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ooo - shiney!
BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)
# A fellow Sagittariusns eh :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# all the best people are
/7 days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Would you prefer an umbrella or film noir-style raincoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:26, archived)
# RAINCOAT.
Oh god yeah.

You're giving me ideas!

In other news, Mrs Vagabond's taking me to see New Model Army on Friday, and Ed Alleyne-Johnson's playing with them! \o/

Not that I imagine any one of you bastard cares ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)
# o/
* I don't care
(I have just got tickets for 'Funeral For A Friend' next year!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I've got one of Ed A-J's albums
I listened to it so much when I first got it that I'm slightly sick of it now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Purple Electric Violin Concertos?
I quite like it, though it does strike me as a bit Meh.

But with combined with NMA his stuff is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I can see how that'd work.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# *doesn't bastard care*
*does really*

*marches with the Christian Militia*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I don;t think Ann Widdecombe is for sale at any price
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Everyone has their price.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Combined Christmas and birthday present
The perennial woe of the December birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# You as well, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# No,
both my kids are though. Expensive time, December.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# So which one are you?
Jesus or Santa?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Jesta!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Me and my brother
used to get combined Christmas/brithday/brother presents. However, this did result in us getting far better stuff than we would have done otherwise.

/poor backgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I used to get them.
My birthday is in October.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Your relatives are obviously a little weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I was thinking about this just the other day
Except in my world the advert said "three fellows wanted" or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Aha!
My grand plan to have the entire board mangling old jokes advances another step.

Bwahahahahahaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)
# to be fair, the entire board has been doing that since 2001...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# ^ point...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
# The one man bandwagon trundles on here too!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Rad sk1llz
and congrats on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Cheers :)
Happy December 1st!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# ^o^

FUCKSOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Sorry to disappoint...
;op
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Now worries... I can start again now...
106 minutes to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# 'Ning. Happy December the 1st day.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:29, archived)
# hehehehe
Why doesn't he just shout the snow off?

"GET OFF MY BASTARD CAR YOU SNOW!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:36, archived)
# fucking SNOW BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:38, archived)
# ^ This, HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:40, archived)
# happy December!
Soon I will have to start shopping.. Could you animate Brian throttling someone, as per the link below?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Shopping huh....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:41, archived)
# hahahaha
I used tio actively ENJOY doing the whole lot on christmas Eve.
When I was young and stupid.

I'm planning to have it all done by the 15th this year. Then spend a week cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Sounds like a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I like that plan.
We've managed to get all the presents for the girls through the year, especially when their favourite toys were on offer in the winter (Christmas being a summer thing here, which sucks). Just have to think of something nice for the Mrs now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Duck!
That's what you'll be cooking, young fellow-me-lad!

Roast Gressingham Duck, spike the skin and pour over two measures of Hendricks Gin, stuff the cavity of the boid with two limes (zest removed) which have been steeped in Gin overnight, and seal inside the beasty with shallots, or small sweet white onions.

Hot flash roast for 20-25 mins, then turn the oven down and roast (medium size duck) at 175-180 for 70 mins.

That's a Christmas roast ^ right there.

*Edit* You can do the roasties in the same baking tray, as the Gin evaporates in the cooking and doesn't taint the fat. It just flavours and tenderises the meat.

Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:46, archived)
# wot no stuffing?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Not inside the boid... do it in a seperate tray.
Roast some normal taters, sweet taters, fennel and 'snips in the same baking tray as Mr Duck and you're well sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:59, archived)
# this
I discovered apple stuffing which is nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)
# walnut & lemon FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# i dont like these new-fangled stuffings.
give me sage and onion every time.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Walnut & Lemon?
away with you!
Shoo!

Stuffing *has* to include meat. In fact, *everything* has to include meat. Even vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like your style!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:19, archived)
# It's pleanty meaty once it's been roasted inside a chicken
not to mention incredibly tasty

gah, I'm dribbling at my desk now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)
# *Passes Tena Lady*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# *stomach growls*
Sounds divine .....
*eats pack of Cheese AND Onion crisps*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's a real gem.
And, a la Keith Floyd, a cheeky G&T can be imbibed whilst prepping ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Did duck last year
It's GOOSE this year!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)
# *handbags*
Get you and your anseris-related shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Grunty, you should get all these published, along with the replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# It could be called 'The Dispomaniac's Kitchen'
scratch and sniff edition...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:09, archived)
# *I like this!*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)
# It's a real belter,
Well worth it for a treat. i.e. When I'm pissed and in Waitrose*

*not that that narrows it down any.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:11, archived)
# lovely. Now show us your tits, Nigella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *flashes*
Well, you asked...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# haha
every year I resolve to do my crimbo shopping in November, but never get around to it. I'll have to blitz it this weekend, will take my cricket bat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Good luck fella,
Remember, swing from the shoulders not the elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# they go down quicker that way :D
btw did you say you're in Lincolnshire? I was in Horncastle and Woodhall the other week
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Yep, Deep in the fens
You went to Horncastle? And they let you leave? I thought they needed the fresh DNA!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# arf!
my wife's dad is from that way, she has about 200-odd relatives out there.. Nothing else to do but breed I suppose.

Fantastic sausages though!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Christmas Shopping - What's that?
Are you trying to tell me that Santa does not bring all the presents!

* Crys
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)
# * now talking to myself
and waiting for two hours to pass since the last new post?

9 minutes to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
unfortunately i got my missus a bloody cricket bat last year
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:53, archived)
# A bloodied cricket bat.
The gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Gah
I'm doing some at lunchtime today

Visiting folks in the Midlands this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:15, archived)
# "Visiting folks in the Midlands this weekend"
*looks out of window at 2 foot deep snow*

Good luck with THAT drive!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Ha!
I'm supposed to be going from Manchester to my neice's christening near Lincoln this weekend.

I should probably set off tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Take a spade
you will be doing some digging if it carries on like this in Lincs.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# *noted*
I'll also be taking a sleeping bag, just in case...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Hopefully the train will still take me
It's Oxford Street I'm not looking forward to :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I love travelling on trains in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# mine's DONE
*wine and croissant*

basically, as soon as someone told me what they wanted i bought it from amazon. i've never been so prepared in my life, and yet so lazy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Brilliant
and if only
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love this. Think I'll steal it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# All year my sister has been quietly listening to people
and when they've mentioned something they like she has put it on her Amazon wish list. Last month she pressed the one click button and christmas has been arriving since then. Genius. I'm SO doing that next year.
(twattybanjo, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:11, archived)
# What a excellent bit of forward planning!
*is thoroughly impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# SANTAS ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Oh dear, I think the temperature has taken a DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Ceiling Brian is helping you escape the snow?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Ha! Not very WEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
But, I thought it was Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Ohh ffs Louie ....NSFW
....judge the men on their SINGING for Christ's sake !!!!

i151.photobucket.com/albums/s138/EddieRobbo/OhLouis.jpg

(Wibih, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:28, archived)
# It's not only the turkeys that gobble at Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:30, archived)
# You might want to link that
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:31, archived)
# As is BRIAN BLESSED
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1334574/Brian-Blessed-accused-throttling-Savoy-diner-insulted-films.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:32, archived)
# hahaha
"Blessed, 74, is said to have grabbed the offender around the throat and boomed ‘I am not standing for this!’ before walking out"

You fuckin tell em Brian! 'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:39, archived)
# GO ON BRI YOU FUCKING LEGEND!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:37, archived)
# to quote SmallBrainField
MMM, FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
Those are the words that pop into my head whenever I see Blessed, not any of his actual quotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I wish SBF would dig out It's John Deacon again
if only for Christmas..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Lucky I wasn't there.
I watched a truly terrible film with him in it the other week. He played a priest and one of the credits was "Mr. Blessed's costume by Oxfam, Wimbourne".
(twattybanjo, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Oh piss orf.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:44, archived)
# YAY SNOWED IN

still got to work though

Bit NSFW there best to link it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:48, archived)
# s'alright in London
dunno what everyone's moaning about!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Outside the M25 there be dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:51, archived)
# I get a nose bleed if I go past Watford Gap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:58, archived)
# I watched eastenders last night
it's bloody depressing down south
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:02, archived)
# only in the slums old chap
*sups champagne whilst beating the servants*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:09, archived)
# The servants won't respect you
if you insist on beating them off every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Ha CDC hidden by snow!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# as per my reply to the comment you deleted..
this looks like gay porn, and I'd rather people at my work don't get the wrong idea.

It is also a reference to some shit TV talent show, so could you link it please. Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:51, archived)
# The future of urban combat (and design)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 7:34, archived)
# also works on ryanair
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 7:50, archived)
# As does this...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:28, archived)
# I enjoyed Frankie Boyle's solution to the extra costs on Ryanair,
book 2 seats, put your luggage on the spare seat, if you need to go, shit in the empty suitcase!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I can't decide
if his show was fucking awful, or just needed a bit of dudicious editing.

I did laugh so it can't have been all bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:35, archived)
# i thought some bits were good.
But the venus williams gag at the end was pure jim davidson.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:43, archived)
# whoa-oh-ah-oh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:05, archived)
# I have never worked as a waitress at a cocktail bar.
I also doubt we have met.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:30, archived)
# Accidentally discovered next Stieg Larsson novel title :D


See if you can spot it!
I can see it being a big seller :) I love Google Instant :)
(Overheat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:09, archived)
# best lurk ever!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:10, archived)
# That's some impressive lurkage
and a huge file.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:11, archived)
#
sorry, i'm new to this, but always enjoy the newsletter - what's a lurk? Is that my time as a member without posting?

P.S. Shrunken piccy :)
(Overheat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:16, archived)
# First of all, thanks for fixing the filesize.
It's not an issue for me but there are still dial-up users here, and your consideration will be appreciated. So cheers.
Secondly, lurking is when you've been signed up for a long time but not posted often. You're pretty much a champion in that regard :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:28, archived)
#
I feel everyone should make a contribution once every five years don't you? :D
(Overheat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:31, archived)
# I could probably learn a lesson from your restraint :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:33, archived)
# 50,000 to go
and then some, and I'll have caught up ;)

Chances are though you'll never hear from me again - lol
(Overheat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:44, archived)
# Nah, stick around, it's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:54, archived)
# are there REALLY any dial-up users left out there?
not to be snarky. well, maybe a little... :)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:51, archived)
# There are definitely people using phones.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Oh definitely.
And I was on portable broadband in the UK this time last year. It gets chewed up so quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# One of these
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:54, archived)
# she's sexeh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:00, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:36, archived)
# oh sir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:36, archived)
# drawing a blank

Well, I'm off to bed--nite all.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:47, archived)
# NOW THIS IS SEXY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:11, archived)
# nude girl
nice
(baby breese, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:11, archived)
# Gramps said it well.
But I'll expand. I came here looking for good, and delivery was prompt.
Good, good company.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:57, archived)
# Hello
I still owe you a little gift, I haven't forgotten. I actually have something here for you, I just keep not getting it together to send.
It will come when you least expect it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:13, archived)
# In the interim...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:33, archived)
# Really nice work mofaha
The turquoise girl looks um..tasty
(Sherbs, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:01, archived)
# well hello
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:37, archived)
# haha
looks like Freebase ready to heave lunch
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:40, archived)
# happy candleday and all that :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:46, archived)
# you bet!
thankya Bud. Have a busload
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:55, archived)
# if this vans a fuckin', don't come a lookin'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:01, archived)
# Happy pseudo Chinese B3taday!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! =D
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:58, archived)
# "ready for your plate of FUCK sir" ?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:46, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Impressive 'tache stabilization skills Mister FreeBeatty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Hahah
FreeBeatty!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:55, archived)
# I missed that when I named the file.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:10, archived)
# Hahah I just checked the filename.
Dickbase is funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:46, archived)
# Tiled Her

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:17, archived)
# surreal streaming of body parts
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Once I got her . . . I had to see if she'd flow with it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:24, archived)
# she came, she flowed.
In other news: Don't know if I've asked before, but what part of the world do you live in? UK, US, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Californee . . . Silly Cone Valley
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:31, archived)
# DOMINATION
www.m-1.us/09._California_Uber_Alles.mp3
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:33, archived)
# gawd that is one annoying tune :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:39, archived)
# but a commendable rendition, you must admit
www.duckmandu.com/frame-album.htm
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:40, archived)
# He's like Weird Al's cousin or somethin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:48, archived)
# I guess :D
I am a musician and belong to a number of online groups--one of which is occupied by a lot of accordionists. I am a keyboardist, but have never really wrapped my heart around accordions. Not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:48, archived)
# I have one of these . . . but I play guitar . . .
www.hohnerusa.com/index.php?216
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:55, archived)
# well as Gary Larson once observed:
www.pages.drexel.edu/~kaminsmj/welcome.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Haaaaaaaa . . . that's what I thought when I had to take accordion lessons as a kid !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:03, archived)
# still fond of the Disposable Heroes cover
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBAkOifDeSw

good times
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:55, archived)
# They are way trippy . . . checking out their other madness !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:01, archived)
# back when Michael Franti was good
 
see also: Beatnigs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:05, archived)
# television . . . waaaaaaaaay out there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Duckmandu takes requests . . . turn your sound down though !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oshs33gUar8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:47, archived)
# that is awesome in so many ways
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:56, archived)
# *sigh* I guess music is truly a taste thing LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:03, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Here are a few things I've done in my studio
I won't expect you to like them, based on the links you've posted, but I'll lead you to them anyway

A few of my originals
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:10, archived)
# I really like that Theme Weaver !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:14, archived)
# oddly that isn't as popular as some of the others
I thought it was sort of an unusual pairing of violin and distorted guitar
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Ghost Riders . . . is cool too . . . nice touch on all of 'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Thanks
I used an older and less desired synth on that one, but have never been able to remix it on a different synth to my satisfaction. But the idea is there :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:26, archived)
# yep, second that
nice work on the violin
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:19, archived)
# thanks
SmoothPass is probably my fave, but there are parts of it I'd like to remix
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:24, archived)
# nice work
 
you're right, smooth jazz doesn't hit it for me - hot jazz yes, and sometimes free jazz..
but I do respect the MIDI.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Working with MIDI is similar in many way to working with Photoshop
if you know what I mean (creativity, skill, etc)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:27, archived)
# as a pianist, I'm all about the ticklers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL2Z1pn545Q
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:31, archived)
# I can respect that
I respect all the musical roots
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Uber Alles Cha Cha Cha !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=igb8cLLEZ3Q
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:41, archived)
#
Woah since when did this place become /links? :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:02, archived)
# since THIS!
www.pown.it/4134


...the best thing about this -- it NEVER ends
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:03, archived)
# hehhehehehh nice edit but I'll still take the original
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/aaaaaaaaaaaaahaha/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaahaha . . . is right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:09, archived)
# At this hour,
it may be a choice of that or sitting here dead
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:06, archived)
# let's just repost a bunch of old crap.
 
you know, for the new people.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:17, archived)
# old shit selected at random
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:35, archived)
#

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Here's a gif you can modify to insult your friends/enemies ;p

we used to do a lot of this sort a few years back
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:22, archived)
# Yep
wonder why we've moved away from the ol' assembly line humor

Edit: I recall one with Art Garfunkel I thought was funny, but I don't remember much about it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Also:
candl3mas!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:56, archived)
# LITTLE HARE LITTLE HARE LITTLE HARE LITTLE HARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:14, archived)
# BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLOL
 
/talk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I thought US, but can't remember why now
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:36, archived)
# semi-legal weed?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:58, archived)
# eh, there may be some conflicts between State law and US law
but that's 2000 miles away from me so I don't fret it :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:58, archived)
# Happy Candle Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:02, archived)
# Thank you, Sir
Sometimes it is nice to hear a civil word on here LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Have some cake, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:18, archived)
# hahah
I will do just that!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:21, archived)
# speaking of cake
here's one of my first animations
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:22, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:22, archived)
# cat full of cake
all is well with the world
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 4:20, archived)
# That . . . certainly does the trick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# this might of been a better idea in my head

bigger

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:18, archived)
# t'is funny
only I'd get rid of the 4,8 and 12 o'clock and just have a picture of a rock there.
But that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:24, archived)
# you might have something there.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:28, archived)
# nah, cant be bothered
its a rubbish picture anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:31, archived)
# hahhaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Rocks Arranged Around The Clock
Very Timely !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Fun to "watch," isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:33, archived)
# HEY . . . HOTTY CANDLE DAY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:42, archived)
# thanks for the candle AND the hottie
I'll make good use of both. (Still pondering what to do with the apples) :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:46, archived)
# She'll figure something out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:48, archived)
# that's what I'm concerned about 'p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:51, archived)
# pie
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:54, archived)
# those lips are pondering
pie
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Pie
one of the more favorable outcomes, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:56, archived)
# She's got the eye for some pie . . . in the sky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:11, archived)
# let's rock around the clock tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:37, archived)
# this whole post is just a pedant trap, isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:20, archived)
# OH HAI BOARD!


I yam working on a new comic, can you guess what it is about?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:42, archived)
# i like this muchly
more zombie stuff, please!

make it in the next 17 minutes, though, the last episode of voyager is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43, archived)
# What, but this took me an entire lecture to draw today
I FAILED A TEST TO DRAW THIS FOR YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:44, archived)
# if it hadn't been this, it'd have been something else
don't blame your procrastinatory ways on me, young man\!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Meh only another 6 months to go then I can get back to the real world of bills and working all the time
Oh the joys.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:51, archived)
# only about 3 years
and i might be fixed enough to actually get a job for the first time ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:53, archived)
# what does having your repoductive glands removed have to do with getting a job?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:55, archived)
# pfff
it's all the bits above there!
also, you could change that dvla sign to "please wait to be severed"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I have been reading about this it sounds good
www.imdb.com/title/tt1520211/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)
# s'bloody good
I wouldn't suggest searching for the title on a site that sounds like stage vu.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:09, archived)
# i gave it a watch
it promised a hell of a lot more than it delivered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# ooo, voyager's on!
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I read somewhere the next episode may disappoint fans of the comics, but excite fans of lost.
pertaining to the plot, not the cast list, thankfully.

Personally I've liked what I've seen but often forget where the hel the channel is.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Nice day gut breaks out outbreaks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:47, archived)
# I see he has a bit of red on him, what
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# A cactus killer?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Qu'est-ce que c'est?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:21, archived)
# It looks like he's killing a cactus.
C'est tout.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 5:00, archived)
# This Smells
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35, archived)
# You have made everyone looking at this cock their head at an uncomfortable angle.
Valiant effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Funny that you should mention that . . . I now have a stiff neck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:42, archived)
# As have I...
...but it's an unrelated problem, with getting a viagra stuck in my throat. Wasn't pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:48, archived)
# If it got stuck for more than four hours . . . did you go see a doctor ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I went.
He said he thought I was trying to look hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:19, archived)
# cocknose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:42, archived)
# nosecock
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43, archived)
# nobody nosecock
like i nosecock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:44, archived)
# you nose it
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Seems a bit sniffy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:48, archived)
# When it drips . . . it pours . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:53, archived)
# haha took me a second
to realise what that was. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:53, archived)
# When I first saw it . . . I had pretty much the same reaction !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Too many toffees
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 22:52, archived)
# i don't recole this
(paulio, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Don't you?
It's not tweedy a real picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18, archived)
# if someone saw this you'd think they'd share and cherylike
(paulio, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:28, archived)
#
I Ashley think these puns are getting more and more tenuous.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:30, archived)
# at least she still has nice feet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:13, archived)
# that is rather unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)
# true
I would have 'shopped Cowell out
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:19, archived)
# i think my mum fancies him
which is just plain wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:20, archived)
# His face adds to the horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:21, archived)
#
'shopped taken
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:21, archived)
#
taken licked
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:25, archived)
# He isn't that bad you know, it's all an act.
I still would!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:20, archived)
# you need therapy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:22, archived)
# The rapy?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:24, archived)
# yes, him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Strained & Stained
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Know the feeling well :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Alas . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)

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