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# I can't believe this took 2 hours and then I had to render it down so low to have a decent size I didn't really need to bother that much anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I would have preferred bacons this morning.
But I ate some leftover fish instead.

Edit: Also, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Well that's just decadence!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hey, it could have been worse.
I could have eaten some leftover Jambalaya!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and filet gumbo
'cause tonight, I'm gonna meet, ma cher amio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# We'll have less of that, bayou!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# It's just my meal planner and itinerary for the day
is all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Pffft! Well worth a click for my money :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Arf, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# As expected
We have a new meme *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I was thinking "cats cradle" earlier but I aint doing that animation again!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# gottta be
clickworthy indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Now only £124.99 in PC World (probably)
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I wonder how much they'd sell a belkin one for!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# The PC World pricing is as follows.
(Normal price elsewhere * 52.7) round up - 1p if(Belkin) * 5.3

So, by my calculations, the Belkin one would be about the cost of terraced house in Liverpool.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# That's about right too!
Is that including the techguy insurance..... rip off cnuts!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Then there's the three-year "No quibbles" (stop laughing!) money-back guarantee.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# The only way you'll ever get money back is by taking them to court
which we did but we found that even our legal team was on their side :(
So we ended up settling for pittance.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I was in there the other day
Some bloke was buying a pointless piece of technology when the woman on the till said "You can take 5-year insurance out on this item for £99.99" (or whatever).

The bloke said, "Oh, is that all? Then again, of course, I'm within my rights to bring it back if it breaks in 5 years regardless."

Then the thick cnut went and bought fucking insurance!

As it happens, I was buying another pointless device that has now gone wrong. But going back there is about as appealing as giving Barrymore the reach-around.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Haha
Yeah, I'll never buy their insurance again, their techguys don't even know what they're doing. The only insurance worth buying is at Game imo.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Wait, what?
Last time I bought a Belkin thing it was about a tenth of the price of others. Have they gone all 'Gold HDMI cables for £200'?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Yes, Belkin has come of age .. Trendnet is the new 'cheap'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Are they the gold paint plated ones
that break and don't screw in properly?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# They only sell belkin
but there are much cheaper (more shitty) manufacturers out there.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# It's 'ealf 'n' safety gawn maad


Click for bigger (79 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
nice one. Although strictly you should have said at 1G:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Meep meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# It's a constant reminder
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# That always gets me down.
I'm bored and I can't sleep. Good evening b3ta.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Plug-in baby

Crucifies my enemies... Not sure how, like...
And they are useless, aren't they? What are they for? Can't even brew a cup of tea properly. PFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# ONOES!
I has Jeremy's head staring eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# But none of Jeremy's magnificent teefs.
Tis a slow time on the board... How goes it, Ghosty?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Well obviously they'll grow in with time.
not too bad. At work. Dealing with idiots.
Just had to deal with someone at the other place that was giving shit to one of my staff as they'd booked a non-en suite double room for £50 and assumed they would get an en suite.
When they got exactly what they booked for they started shouting at people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Do you get anyone saying:
"Haven't you heard of the phrase 'the customer is always right'?"
And then they proceed to look like a smug bastard and expect you to fold to their irrefutable logic?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Yes I have.
I just politely tell them the phrase is actually, 'The customer always thinks they are right.'
I did have a complaint against me once with a booking agency as a guest demanded, 'Why are you so fucking fat?' to which I replied, 'Because each time I fuck your mother she gives me a pie.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY PLUGGED IN?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# WAY INSTAIN MOTHER??
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Well plugged into a motherboard obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# He doesn't look much kop in the crucifying department does he!?
Unless you can update him to a killing machine via the USB!

Hello Zumf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Hello Roman numeral man!
Where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Hiding in my work I'm afraid!
But with it being January trade has slowed enough for me to have a bit of spare time again! :)

I often think of you as someone who lives near my mate has Zumf in his number plate I keep meaning to get a pic but never do....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# What, a proper custom numberplate?
Blimey! I know that after I started using the word I found out there was a very obscure Russian band called ZuMf. I have no idea what kind of music they play...
I'm not going to tell the story of how the word was invented becuase it's one of those stories that seems very interesting until you tell it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# No it wasn't a proper custom but somehow it says it or it's very close.
I'm going to have to go and take a pic now....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# They'll just grow up and break the laws you've loved.
Is that a New Born? You won't be Feeling Good when it gets a bit Hyper in the terrible twos. But before you know it, it'll become a Screenager and not long afterwards leave home. It'll be Bliss with all the quiet and extra Space, at least until you get old and develop Dementia.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# It was a bit Overdue
But when it Escape(d) it turned out to be albino and got terrible Sunburn. The papers offered me quite a bit of money for the story, so I felt a bit Forced In to sell my Plug in Baby into the Showbiz lifestyle. I'm Ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Maybe you should have put up more Resistance to them,
but I dUno some people find dealing with the papers a bit Problematique.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# You are a worthy adversary.
I wanted to end by calling you a Supermassive R.Soul, but you've been too nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
#
So you suggest we call a Recess to stop us Endlessly HAARPing on?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Yes Please
We MUST have an Interlude before I Blackout.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Best. Thread. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Yayyy
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] fiddly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Wow! Just think of the space I could save!
Where's the fuggin hotline?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I like this
so I clicked "I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# cheers all :)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I did too.
I can smell roast beef and gravy and it is making me very hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I clicked "I like this", and all I got was the smell of brocolli and mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I'd buy one!
Then I could pretend I'm a GIANT NERD. Well, a bigger one than now.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I want that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Just some random morning silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I would have preferred bacons this morning.
But I ate some leftover Jambalaya instead.

Ningletons!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I hope you sang that song.
I had proper bacon, venison sausages, mushrooms, scrambled egg with chilli flakes on toasted muffins:)
I did it in a George Foreman grill and forgot to wash the grill afterwards. Put it in the cupboard to give me more room to make scrambled eggs. Made the eggs, went to plate up and realised I'd put the bacon, sausies and mushrooms away in the cupboard too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# A breakfast of champions!
I was indeed on the bayou.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# No
MOre of a breakfast of champignons :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# heh heh
'ning squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Squeal like a piglet
is that done with magnets?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# No
Pignets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] BSU? Dyslexic Cow

I thought of you, FWM :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha
I need a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Do you know her too? Possibly too well
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Don't worry
She's quite COWardly
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# She like to heffer jokes on here. Sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ¿Ha sido bindun?

(click for actual product)
(SonOfBenway drops in every once and a while, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Extra points for
The illudium pu36 explosive space modulator
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Mictoboy
If you're about, need to see the "Nothing Fazes Burt" gif, it was you wasn't it?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:04, archived)
# Shhht, we're sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:15, archived)
# GOOD MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Argh, not so loud!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:38, archived)
# HAVE A MUG OF HOT VINDALOO SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:39, archived)
# Got any tabasco?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:52, archived)
# No but I have a jar of sambal olek if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:54, archived)
# More a fan of sambal badjak, but it'll have to do!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 8:02, archived)
# SHOW US A GIF.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:30, archived)
# here it is

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:33, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# You liked 1 picture.
I bet it was frikkin' awesome, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 10:03, archived)
# 'Gaz IM me'?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:53, archived)
# StickFigureNinja
can't find the image though
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# The worst thing is vaguely remember the conversation I had in that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Hey Tedmus - long time no see. Shop us an animal monstrosity :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# eh
(cheebatv, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Secret message.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:44, archived)
# rotten, rotten, rotten thirteen times!
V ybir ubefrf, orfg bs nyy gur navznyf. V ybir ubefrf, lbh qvegl tenzcn.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:51, archived)
# You're stuck in Turkish mode. Switch to English.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:53, archived)
# Dude, I'm stuck on Stupid.
Pity me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:58, archived)
# If you hold down the f11 key you get stuck in parkinsons disease mode
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 5:19, archived)
# My laptop's touchpad has erogenous zones that can magically cycle through all my windows if I brush it incorrectly.
Also I just did rot13(QR decode(gramps' image))

Rot13 stands out, rite?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Am I the only person who does not know what these things are?
I am going to have to

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 9:29, archived)
# It's a new generation barcode.
You need a phone with java and a camera with barcode reading software.

It s says, 'I love horses, best of all the animals.
I love horses, they're my friend.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)
# If you can run apps on your phone you can download a barcode reader.
Lots of shops do promotions in barcode format. You also scan the barcode of something you already have and find out where near you sells them and for how much.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I use this:
http://zxing.org/w/decode.jspx
cos my phone isn't clever enough to do it.
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I love /board for telling me things like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# ^ This

Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# argh I've been horse scanned
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 9:34, archived)
# You utter bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Haha
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
#
qrcode
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# haha genius
thank you google goggles
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Low Hangin' Fruit

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 3:30, archived)
#
crotch ray
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 3:43, archived)
# :(
403 - Forbidden Error
You are not allowed to access this address.
If the error persists, please contact the website webmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 3:56, archived)
# just click in the address bar and hit enter
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)
# Thank you for making me look overwrought.
And old fashioned. Now I'm chic.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:10, archived)
# If it says this:
403 - Forbidden Error
You are not allowed to access this address.
If the error persists, please contact the website webmaster.
Do this. and then click skeleton manta ray jpg.

P.s. Woah...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 3:59, archived)
# it's an alien cow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:10, archived)
# Informative!
Erotic!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:11, archived)
# uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:12, archived)
# This one is not quite ripe.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 3:48, archived)
# I love it. I havent been able to rotate a palette since MS-Dos
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 3:57, archived)
# Do you use photoshop Pedro?
If so, what version?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro 8
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)
# Ah, ok
I wrote a script to do that in PS, I was going to pass it on to you, but I don't think you can use scripts in the same way in paintshop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:12, archived)
# technically isnt this all still dos?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)
# Dos boot, mein Kaptain.
NOW VEE VILL CRUSH UND STOMP ZEM ZU BITS UND BITS!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:08, archived)
# I'm trying to figure out my own filter.
Imagine this.
Cloudy shit, then your name like lightning:
P e d r o H i n
Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-etc.
This is,
full black to white
half black to white
quarter black to white
eighth black to white. As you can see the bands are difficult to get wide. I think I use 32 frames or something sporty.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Cool company. =D
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Nicely done, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:29, archived)
#


Click for bigger (68 kb)

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# freebase joined the gang :)
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Needs more Freddy Mercury.
Otherwise, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:16, archived)
# haha
maybe the next addition
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)
# you rang m'lord
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:34, archived)
# hahahahah
I DON'T NEED NO GUN

more like "I'm going to shoot you between the balls"
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Ha ha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Hahaha
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Yes!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)
# aaahahahahah
quality!
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)
#
daley freebase decathlon?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Freebase is a motherfucking complete athlete
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:28, archived)
# EPIC
hahahahahahaha
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:34, archived)
# LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Fantastic
Deserves to be on FP, or the SMart gallery, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Brilliant!
needs just a few more frames :)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# YES
THE TRILOGY IS COMPLETE

*buys box set*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:25, archived)
# :D
Imagine it, 30 hours of woo :)
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Faces Of Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 2:42, archived)
# FUCK yes!
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 5:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I can't take all the credit - it was the Mrs' idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)
# This is a scary idea
When the robots control the earth and all e-mails are screened
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Coming soon!

Wait
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I'm still waiting...
*taps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Never be confused again....


EDIT/ Now with added Rhino.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# EPIC!
*prints out* *pins on fridge for reference*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Tank you very much.
Edit/ do you have pins on your fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:21, archived)
# ah fink
he means magnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Oh yes!
cleeeeeeeeeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahaha.
I should really go to bed when I start seeing things like this.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:22, archived)
# i love this
and by extension, you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:26, archived)
# amazing
WOO *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I spun the wheel and rolled the dice . . . and landed on goat . . .
this is a tough game !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)
# haha
Awesome!
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)
# It is full of scientific facts!
*clicks*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)
#
I really love this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:23, archived)
# What, no cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 2:43, archived)
# BULL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Triceratops?
Two lumps? Are you quite sure? There's a clue in the name.

But most WOO all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 8:36, archived)
# The third only appears when he's aroused.
Fair point though, I couldnt think of a better way to siphon off the 1 lumpers. Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 8:41, archived)
# 1 lump, or more lumps would have done it!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# hmm possibly, but it's not a well known phrase like '1 lump or 2" is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Rhino?
Unless I'm going blind.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# DAMN IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Hook me up, Baby!
Baby!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hook Her
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Pross-tea-toot
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Come drink her
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:03, archived)
# and me
(herman:D, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)
# PLUGS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# twoing!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# The USBs are really cockblocking here
The buggers
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Yey to animated tit gifs....
&
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)
# source or gtfo.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# There you go...
www.wankfest.com/nsfw-gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I fucking LOVE b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)
# i didn't click your link :P
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I still fucking LOVE b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I DEMAND THE SOURCE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)
# ^This^
Will click for source . . .
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 2:15, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I haven't clicked yet....
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Let me hold that for you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Blow me a tune you bastard!
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
# He's blowin' hot air !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Phil Oakey has really let himself go.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)
# He's a real gone dude !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Valin
:D
(herman:D, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# You rang ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Who knows where that finger's been.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Not tellin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Cheryl (Mrs TO) has bin painting out cats (past and present)


I think she'pretty good - here is Lancelot :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
# She is very good . . . don't pet the wet paint !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Verr nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Sodding cats!
EDIT: Lovely painting though!

Marks out of 10 for Cheryl - I've given her one!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Nice Puss :D
(herman:D, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Long story short, painted a tortoise.

SITE

Incidentally, I've ruthlessly, mercilessly, pinched the idea of doing paintings on printed pages from b3ta leviathan bovine. You should look at what he's been making lately, it is great. Click here!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
top expression :) woo you are really good at characters.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# This is magnificence!
Behold that glare
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Shell Yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# TAKEARO? I don't get it?
a woo and a yay for the pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Is that painted with human excrement?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
# long story short, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# You Lie - you painted a magazine :D
top stuff dotmund
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Good for wrapping fish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Shirely the tortiose will eat the fish or is that turtles?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

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