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# Beware, for he lurks.....
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# really...?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Fuck, I've been away for ages. Are we 4chan now?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# U mad bro?
Or

U jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# quick!
call someone a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# CUNT!!
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Fuck off, paedo
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# That's a lot of cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# sometimes just one cunt doesn't cut the mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Ouch
Doesn't that sting a little?
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Oh did I log on to 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Thank god the first decade of the 21st century was a dream.
Can I try it again now?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
#
wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
(hreqz, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Do bears shit in the woods?

/top left
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] In the remake he's going to have a SCART
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice pose you've found for him too :)
I'd rather have that spike he uses than usb. High transfer speed AND lethal close-quarters weapon!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# We can recharge him; we have the adapter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# ahahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Grrrl with the pearl earring

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# this is smashing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Ahhh fuck. Totally outperformed.
*retires*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# *reinstates*
or whatever the opposed thing is in engRish.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# is that charlize theron
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Scarlett Johannson I think
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# regardless it's a great pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I like all of these.
You lot are fucking great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Dirrrty
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# That's really something!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Great Work!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# fantastic
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# niiiiice, i did one too

EDIT:BOLLOCKS! i forgot to rub his head out and show the bandana
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Abe!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Excellent!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Soup herb.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# :DD
Woo
(herman:D, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Cold in the office? No problem.


Click for bigger (69 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Special Brew - central heating for tramps*
*Courtesy of Viz magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Not wanting to show my age but isn't that from about 1993
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# *points at age*
Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Lunch time!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# YUMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Yays
USBrie
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# to USBaguette
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I have eaten
a chicken salad baguette and am drinking a pint of semi-skilled milt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# a whole pint?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milt
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Yes, we all know what milt is, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# did he write 'skilled' before or is it ninja?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# it was always skilled
Here I am having the same lunch 4 years ago
www.b3ta.com/board/7698856
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# i'm almost curious enough to try this milt
there's a sicilian restaurant nearby. maybe i should ask if they do lattume
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Mmm, lovely fishy milt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Mmmm. mine's a milt!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# thinking about soup
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# :D
I made "The Magic of Chutney's Patented* Savoury Crunch" in brown oatmeal bread...hmmm

*May not really be patented
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# is it twiglets on oatmeal bread?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Noooooo
It is:
1 small carrot (grated)
½ small onion (grated)
Grated strong cheese (or any mixed cheese scraps left in fridge)
Spodge of English mustard
Spoonful of sour cream
Dollop of mayonnaise
Crunchy black pepper

Mix, put in sandwich, Live the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Spodge ftfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# The crazy thing is...
I BET you know exactly how much a 'spodge' is
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Half a spooge
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I think it is 1/4 to 1/3 of a dollop
The ratio of mustard to mayo should be 1:4 but can be pushed to 1:3
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I'm eating chunderbuns.
They're morrisons baps topped with cheese and onion and it looks a bit like sick.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ...Do you work in advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# What can I say...
I eat a LOT of garlic, it must flavour it if pineapple can...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Have some milt with that!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Ewwwwww
No thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# It doesn't have to be full-fact milk
you can have semi skilled
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I AM NOT THE LION KING!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Chewie chews Chewits.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# ROAR
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# "Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Hakuna matata!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I have fallen
Chewbacca isn't laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Maybe he's the LION BAR! Chocolate Grrrrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# RAAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Jade
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# 4eva in r harts an angle in da hevens wiv babby p luv u 4eva slep wiv da angles sweat baby xxx
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
you should start a facebook page.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
#
facebook page campaign of violence and bloody retribution
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# 9 of your friends have joined Campaign for hate and retribution on causes
click like to join
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
#
she was and will forever be the people's pikey
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# that's a wig, you can see the edge of it.
the nations sweethart
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# the girl with the pig tusk earring
or is that Pey'j reflecting in it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Its a black pearl
innit
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)
# reflecto-porn
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# That's rather good indeed
*does a click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)
# is this your work?Top stuff
www.tactland.com/tcd17/content/archivecategory/2008/03/1/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah
I did a couple of years of odd illustrations for PC gamer before their freelance budget disappeared. I'd forgotten they did it with the frame.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't believe I didn't think of this one before now...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# scratches head, filenames, groans
very good !
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Seurat that
/yorkshire accent
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Have one of these


And a click
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Is that speeding up?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Oh dear
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# why are you smoking fluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Arf
How goes lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# have chips with that
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# i had cheese on toast
and crisps

and a cup of tea.

getting cold again, gotta pop out in a bit and get some dog food.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
Coz cigarets pack are toooooo expensive
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ginger pubes!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Because he's the sexiest of all the dead Radio 2 DJs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# haha
/old person
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# THAT

is freeking genius.
(yadayadayada, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# *Buys*
*Remembers doesn't smoke*
*eBays*
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# this would save me a good 30 seconds on every roll
I need it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
# just to clear up any confusion
(shardcore, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I had the same trouble with Fern Cotton and Fearne Brittan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# ah, fearne kitten and fern brotton
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Ferne Brittan
has lost a lot of weight. Not quite as stick thin as Cotton, but she's now officially classed as 'sturdy' rather than 'plump'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# would x 2
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
thequietus.com/articles/05600-fields-of-the-nephelim-confirm-guilfest-2
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)
# ha! Mindpiss! I was just about to say that to the GF
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# it's those little touches that help you sell them
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# WLO?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# they actually do the shoe one
they should extend the concept
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# aha
indeed they should
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# i take it
you don't spend enough time looking at women's shoes in new look to be familiar with them...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know if they still sell them, but I seem to remember that London underground used to sell knickers emblazoned with
"Mind The Gap".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Y fronts
I remember seeing some with a trumpet on the arse with "The Sound of Music" written underneath.
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I read
"your tits look plastic"

iris.

Edit: *groans after filenaming*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha I like this idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Right, off for my lunch now
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
# *SPANG*
Concidentally, Last night I bought his "complete works" as a treat for myself. /blog
I read that he was a bit mad towards the end of his life and though that people lived in his piano and helped him compose.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# he had temporal lobe epilepsy, that's why he was a bit mad :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Sometimes being a bit mad is a good thing
although the epilepsy bit is definitely not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# He was also one of those people who was always a bit sickly
like the kid who gets picked last in PE. He came to the UK for and the piss-poor British weather made him ill and he went down to about 6 stone and never really recovered.

Also, there are many videos of Valentina Lisitsa playing the etudes on YouTube. Well worth a watch.

and this is good too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MzrAGZHDvo
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Thank you
*tucks behind ear for later*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# CHOPIN
I believe Chopin resided in Hull for a while, where he garnered dislike by not signing on.
(sabre61, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# back when they had 'firkin' pubs
i always thought they should open one in warsaw called the "chopin & firkin"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Mother! Father!
*peers at Ninj*

And just where did you get that photograph from?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Yarwood or the oldies?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# My Parents, damn you, sir!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I had an annoying Market Researcher come up to me today.
She asked "What grooming products do you use?"

"Haribo and Glee The Musical CDs generally."

Soon shut her up...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# B'dum Tisch!!!
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# You're a bad, bad man
but their own fault for allowing the media to use the same term.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I doff my cap to you
Most of us (I believe) only think of witty replies 5 minutes later.

Mind you, I reckon most of us here would hear the word "grooming" and immediately think of one thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Facebook keeps putting an advert on the side for Grooming software
They know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *Nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# you got that text as well then eh?
it seems to have been doing the rounds via email as well the last few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:54, archived)
# arf..........................his Harold Wilson used to crack me up
I think Rory Bremner's one of the top impressionists today
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# ^ this
with a side order of John Culshaw
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# bremner's weird in that
he started off just doing funny voices 'n' shit, and then went all sharp and political and, well, better. i blame bird & fortune. in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# i hear his frank spencer is second to none
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# impressionist impressionists
Someone should be an impressionist impersonator. There normal voices impersonated such as Yarwood, Cool,Davro & Gee!
(raghard, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# The best impression Dustin gee used to do
was Robert Mitchum. But only the face, not the voice
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# My favourite
is Phil Cool ( Who? ) he used to be on TV a lot but now he performs live on stage.Not only did he sound like the person he was mimicking but he could look uncannily like the person too, his face seems to be made of rubber. His Rolf Harris is THE best ever, trust me!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyR27rcxi3w

Of the newer ones, Peter Serafinowicz is totally brilliant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDx7IZFA6lQ
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# all aboard the story train!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Bit of Toapiary for Elevenses
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# not enough people carve there hedges into Toaps
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# mmm
Toapiary
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I had a banana for elevenses

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I have home-made apple muffins
:D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I have neuralgia & ibuprofen
Also, not liking 'Twenty-leven' or 'Two-thousand-and-eleven' Sian & I decided that we're calling 2011 elevenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I'll tell you what I'm loving at the moment
Celebrities slagging each other off on twitter, and getting into trouble.

Makes my day, it does.

Nice toap, mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# hehe
I love the way Murdoch's sacked him for mysogyny. Coming from the creator of Page 3, that seems a bit rich.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# But just think what it would have become
if Maxwell had been successful in buying The Sun in the late 60's...

Closed down and out of print, probably
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Arf!
her my were are
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# 1.7 million
how the fuck does someone get paid 1.7 million to narrate a football game and remember a few facts? Jesus most blokes down the pub can do his job when they're pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# What about the birds down the pub, eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# They should be behind the bar serving us blokes drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)
# WOMEN? IN PUBS?
Whatever next?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# IN THE PUB
WHY ARE THEY NOT IN THE KITCHEN
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# My local pub has converted the bar area into a kitchen.
You know, so they feel right at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
I'm genuinely worried for my health if the wife flicks on and looks at this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Well, my conscious is clear.
I know I don't mean anything by those words.

Bloody split arses
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# could be worse she could be flicking off..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# "Won't be a minute, Paul.
Just rubbing a few out to B3ta."

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# who doesn't knock on off to b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Indeed.
www.b3ta.com/board/10316391
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Heh heh!
One of his mates was on the news last night suggesting it's a fit up by News International/Sky/Murdoch.

Gray is sueing the News of the World for allegedly tapping his phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] *Holds thousands of commandments
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Pffft
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# haha
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Ha! Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# gnome trouser theft
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# gnome bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# go gnome!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# mother goose was a bit rough
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# When one door closes, another one opens.

'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# is he this weeks image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Oh god....
I hope so not!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# fraser will be back and seeing as he has no imagination

it's more than likely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# the idea of sticking a vote up and going with the one with most votes seems a better idea
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Have you SEEN the current government?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# and we didn't vote for that either
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# piss I knew there was something i was going to do on Thursday 6th May 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Don't be such a hetrophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
# So they've locked out Andy Gray eh? Pity they didn't throws away the Keys as well...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Oh Archie.
Alan Sugar made that joke yesterday. At least plagiarise funny people will ya? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# "I'm fired"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I don't know, Siralun is pretty funny*
*peculiar, bigoted, egotistical, highly punch-able
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# He does come up with the occasional genius turn of phrase, I have to say
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# But, on Duh Upprentis
you can almost hear the autocue rolling....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The last one made me proper LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# What about this?
When he boots up in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
fucking proper lol from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Hi
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# :)
translate.google.com/#en|hy|beedee%20beedee%20beedee
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# What no stilts?
How about tin cans and string?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)
# these two got away with it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)
# ..
b3ta.com/talk/7089496
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, class
i have a henry the hoover too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha
translate.google.com/#en|hy|beedee%20beedee%20beedee

Edit: how did this get here? It was meant to be up there^ b3ta.com/board/10316397
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# the ref has got that sadistic PE teacher look
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
# welcome back to hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# take a boo son!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:34, archived)
# To be fair,
he should have been sacked when he questioned whether Barcelona could beat Stoke.

Also, the amount of times he has got an offside call wrong in the studio with replays didn't pass me by....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)
# arf
middle one FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)
# hahah
fabulous :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:44, archived)
# i expect ITV will pick him up
to co present with chiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Nah,
he'll be on TalkSport by Easter.

The Alan Brazil and Andy Gray Breakfast show.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Knickers, knackers, knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *cleek*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# woos and clicks
This took fucking ages
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha! I was just watching this :D
watching leering at
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)
# is she having a seizure?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
# she's making all the right moves for a seizure...
... But not, necessarily, in the right order
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# hee hee
Up & away :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Fanatstisch!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Dale Farm Pikey site eviction begins !


Click for bigger (154 kb)

(Clockwork Assassin crazyade.blogspot.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)
# I endorse this image
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Ha!
I had a mate who is 5ft tall and did some mild gym stuff but this inturn left him with the self imaage of being 5ft wide. We stayed in a victorian flat and he would turn sideways to wlk through the 1m+ wide doors. This would be ideal for him!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Leave her alone she's not an animal!
I work within a mile of this place and can honestly say, they are worse than animals!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I like the floating semi-transparent caravan.
They should be allowed to stay just for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Haha
what the....?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# is nice.
have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)

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