hahahai recognise that bleak landscape
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:40,
archived)
You were there too?!...those chairs got it right...
(
Mex3 =mememe,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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This is Raven McMorbidcunt, of Blackness Court, Darkcastle Road, SE5.Mr. McMorbidcunt is demonstrating the art of not being seen.
Mr. McMorbidcunt, could you please stand up?
*Polar bear attack*
This demonstrates the value of not being seen.
(Mr. McMorbidcunt, could you please stand up?
*Polar bear attack*
This demonstrates the value of not being seen.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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hahaThis is little bit like the opposite of when Jimmy Mallet guest starred on U2's Joshua Tree album:
(,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:45,
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just some mind piss I had to expunge....
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:18,
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Is the hirsute suithired?
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:19,
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No, I think she hadto-pay.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:24,
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now stop that Jamno....oh! :P
WOO, and barf
mmmm, chewie!
(WOO, and barf
mmmm, chewie!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:20,
archived)
Clockwise from bottom left: wouldn't, wouldn't, would.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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It has legs ... why not?*traps member in folding mechanism*
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:30,
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(
FIEND,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:27,
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is it a three frame zoom?by what magnification?
(
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:28,
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A la tuhuelpa legria macarenaQue tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Eeeh
macarena
(A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Eeeh
macarena
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:49,
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arf! that's one way to keep warmI can even see heat ripples coming off of the subject
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:50,
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Ha ha ha!He's dancing so fast he's creating a worm hole in the woods! That's awesome! :D
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:52,
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There's a Terminatorcoming for his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle.
( RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 3:58,
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Do the hustle.I'm actually hearing that tune on the radio as I type. It's 1974 where I live.
www.wcsb.org/listen-files/wcsb24k.asx
(www.wcsb.org/listen-files/wcsb24k.asx
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:12,
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You're so cool your distorting space around you!That's pretty cool.
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:14,
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Thank you. Have a drink on me.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:15,
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dunn dunn dunn dunndunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:26,
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Chav spin in the snow...la la lala la
There's a chav spin in the snow
Laaa la lalala
Chav spin in the snow
La lala la la
He looks like a nigger with a gun...A GUN
(There's a chav spin in the snow
Laaa la lalala
Chav spin in the snow
La lala la la
He looks like a nigger with a gun...A GUN
Kris Fucking Kristofferson,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Goth!"){kind=small}
"Death is a commingling of eternity with time; in the death of a good man, eternity is seen looking through time."
That's the gothiest quote I could come up with.
First entry I've ever made in time for a compo Huzzah! Shame it's rubbish eh?
Deep man. I can really see the darkness in your soul. It's, like... so dark, man.Like marmite.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:12,
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Is that a pre-op P-Orridge?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:29,
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i saw your artrage thingand whilst it is very lovely, i don't think that tumblr image is done in the same way.
i don't reckon it's a 'trace'
(i don't reckon it's a 'trace'
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:36,
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oooooh, BURNNNNNN!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:47,
archived)
HmmmI'm not convinced either, but I'm still leaning towards thinking it's a colour pickup of some kind.
The whole palette, and the highlight colours particularly, look to me as if they've been sampled straight from an image.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm personally intrigued to know how it was done, and like I said, I do suspect it's something other than just a straight-up painting from scratch.
(The whole palette, and the highlight colours particularly, look to me as if they've been sampled straight from an image.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm personally intrigued to know how it was done, and like I said, I do suspect it's something other than just a straight-up painting from scratch.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:02,
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i had a play with artrage myselfi made something i would have been ashamed of in primary school :)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:04,
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don't know why i didn't think of tineye before!(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:06,
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Ok, look at the beltWas someone painting that and thought, I need a random splash of bright yellow at the back there. Or was just a highlight colour they picked up from a source pic then thought, that looks good.
I'm not actually convinced that I'm right, but it's like a nagging suspicion every time I look at the pic.
(I'm not actually convinced that I'm right, but it's like a nagging suspicion every time I look at the pic.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:14,
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oh, i think it's a trace, but not an 'automated' one like i was trying in artragei think that block of yellow, and the detail in the nose give away that it's been done directly over a photo layer, but i don't know how 'automated' the colour selection or brush strokes are.
i've just downloaded a painter free trial, and i'm gonig to have a play
(i've just downloaded a painter free trial, and i'm gonig to have a play
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:18,
archived)
ahi'm just as shit in painter as in artrage
but i prefer the interface
(but i prefer the interface
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:25,
archived)
Hahahayou gave yourself like 7 minutes :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:32,
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Okwe're on the same page then.
What I've been trying in Painter is setting brushes to pick up colour from the source pic instead of the colour palette. (Edit: That's how I made the pic you're talking about).
If you use the oil brushes, you'll see how quickly you can replicate some of the strokes and effects.
On the other hand, I've also been struck by how clever the tumblr pic is. There's more than one technique in use there, unless there's a whole other way of going about this that I'm missing so far.
Regardless, Painter is loads of fun and I'm really enjoying exploring it.
(What I've been trying in Painter is setting brushes to pick up colour from the source pic instead of the colour palette. (Edit: That's how I made the pic you're talking about).
If you use the oil brushes, you'll see how quickly you can replicate some of the strokes and effects.
On the other hand, I've also been struck by how clever the tumblr pic is. There's more than one technique in use there, unless there's a whole other way of going about this that I'm missing so far.
Regardless, Painter is loads of fun and I'm really enjoying exploring it.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:28,
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ok i can't find how to get the brush to choose the colour from the source
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:41,
archived)
Check your gazI've sent you a message saying "you fucking spazz"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 2:54,
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Yeah well I've got no fucking shame, it just gets in the way :)(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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YABBA DABBA SPAZZA
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 2:44,
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a bit late to the compo, but still...(
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:52,
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is that iain lee at the top?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:53,
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yes**Viking in disguise
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:54,
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i've bloody O.D'd on sugar againtime for a lie down, i think.
g'night all :(
(g'night all :(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:02,
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I couldn't be bothered with elaborate jokes or spending hours in photo shopSo have this two-minute cheer-up fluffy.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:40,
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is it still sitting on my head?is it?
is it?
it is, isn't it?
....
(is it?
it is, isn't it?
....
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:42,
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That kitten's got such an easy style, I might start copying him.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:44,
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I found him in a google image search for "Silly hat"...
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:55,
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2 minutes effort gets you 2/3 of a woo.Wo!
To get the rest, shop a tiny flag saying "b3ta" onto the kitten's hand.
(To get the rest, shop a tiny flag saying "b3ta" onto the kitten's hand.
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:45,
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or make goth bloke's eyes move bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:47,
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Pointless straps are the way to go.I think it's just an excuse to have more METAL on your outfit in the form of buckles.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:46,
archived)
"it's shat on me, hasn't it?" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:46,
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He was only caught when they DNA tested his disgorger. Raaar.
Ah well. All is fair in love and scales.
BUD BUNDY WAS THE BOSTON STRANGLER!and here was me thinking it was Albert DeSalvo
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:12,
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Ee gads! Is that the original tagline or have you shopped it?And what's "frenzee"?
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:19,
archived)
It works!But it could SO easily be a real tagline from a B-movie slasher! Nicely. Would've probably made more immediate sense if it had a fishing pole though :P
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:33,
archived)
I debated the use of a fishing pole but then the police arrived at the school... err I mean I couldn't be arsed and I was hungry.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:36,
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Wait! What's that face in the post? Could it be?CROM!
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:42,
archived)
where's Dave?we need some Horse.
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:43,
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"Heroin? That's a pretty tall order, Nordberg; you're gonna have to give me some time.."
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:48,
archived)
Who are you and how did you get in here.??I'm a locksmith... aaaaand I'm a locksmith.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:51,
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We're going to need a bigger Goat. bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:53,
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there is no explanation for conan Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:46,
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I hereby name you interrobang.Bang for short.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:56,
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NO, I'm sorry, you are wrong(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:00,
archived)
a wave of guilt has just come over meI think we should all be ashamed for making fun of the new kid's name.
I for one, am truly sorry.
(I for one, am truly sorry.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:23,
archived)
I wouldn't join B3ta......without expecting *some* good-natured ribbing :)
cunts
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:35,
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cunts
just go with itit's easier in the long run
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:04,
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arf!, indeedptotto kttleellttl bklakc
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:03,
archived)
Don't get sassy, guys. We all know how to pronounce my name because it's letters not punctuation.SILLY.
(
Ttssattsr,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:05,
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i pronounce it as toasterproblem solved.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:11,
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it works for me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:50,
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it's a pan for cooking gronks, you uncultured pleb Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:22,
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You might be onto something(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:25,
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those chips just look wrong Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:28,
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He was my imaginary friend when I was a kid.
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:26,
archived)
i like your hairy sabre-toothed frog Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:40,
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that's what gronks ARE Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:45,
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what about the left leg? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:50,
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No...he's very picky......right legs taste better.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:52,
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at least he has standards Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:55,
archived)
! is a "clop" sound in certain African languages, like the horsey noise you made at school.No idea how to pronounce a bracket though.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:04,
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this is daft, and I like it bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:32,
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for what it's worthyou can pronounce a '3' as a glottal stop, which threw me the first time I visited b3ta.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:38,
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there are some odder names...
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:41,
archived)
leave the sharks alone! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:13,
archived)
her eyes are fucking hugelike fuck
huge!
fucking 100 mile wide eyes
FUCK
(huge!
fucking 100 mile wide eyes
FUCK
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:37,
archived)
Is that from Evil Dead? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:29,
archived)
outmoded religious concept on a bike!*spangs*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:53,
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Has anyone else seen this advert and thought it looked like some kind of cum drinking fetish boy band album?
Not really, noMust be just you
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:28,
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and it was all going so well Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:30,
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it's not tuesday without a good flaming Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:57,
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This is the mainboard - we love pictures & animations that you've had a hand in.Stuff like this is better on 'links'.
Welcome to b3ta.
(Welcome to b3ta.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:41,
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AwwwWhat a cute little bruiser!
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:48,
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LOL!I never expected this much hate from my first post!! :(
oh well...
Guess i'll go back to eating my n00b pie...
Sorry for angering you all!!
*bows down to experienced B3tardian dudddesss*
*hangs head in shame*
:P
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:14,
archived)
oh well...
Guess i'll go back to eating my n00b pie...
Sorry for angering you all!!
*bows down to experienced B3tardian dudddesss*
*hangs head in shame*
:P
ArfHello newbie, we've all been there!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:46,
archived)
The info I gave you is cromulent.We've all been there, dude/ma'am.
Stick around, you'll figure it out..
(Stick around, you'll figure it out..
Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:52,
archived)
Saw this on the Morrisons website and took a second to realise I'd navigated away from BBC news.
Ah well...
Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:03,
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What a downer!But at least she saved a bit of cash. GOOD GOIN' MADDIE!
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:08,
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i thought it was only jesus that saved Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:10,
archived)
Yeah he was a notorious scrooge.TYPICAL JEW! statement does not actually reflect real opinions of the author regarding any and all of the aforementioned religious sects / cults / religions mentioned in this statement
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:22,
archived)
damn those tightfisted imaginary religious icons! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:27,
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He was probably realAnd probably a pretty nice bloke, but the stuff about the virgin birth, all the magic tricks and the resurrection was probably added later to add PIZAZZ to the story.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:32,
archived)
i can't flybut all it takes is for some people to say they saw me fly. in 200 years, some idiot could find a written record of my supposed flying and believe it. before you know it, chinese whispers and bullshit turn me into a religious icon.
it's all bollocks.
(it's all bollocks.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:37,
archived)
AAAARRGGGHHHHH!!! CLOWN!*runs*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:34,
archived)
Not enough magenta cock.Have you forgotten your dream already, exclamationmark-bracket?
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:36,
archived)
Why are you guys so scared of Tuesday anyway?What's the worst that could happen?
I've lurked here to long, and seen too many prime opportunities to doctor other peoples legitimate artworks with Magenta Phalluses passed by to remain silent any longer.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:15,
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I've lurked here to long, and seen too many prime opportunities to doctor other peoples legitimate artworks with Magenta Phalluses passed by to remain silent any longer.
i would like argoth to be a real shop Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:18,
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They don't have mini-pensIt's disposable Quills.
The customer with Ticket "666" should get a spot prize.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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The customer with Ticket "666" should get a spot prize.
i LOVE getting a raffle ticketwith the number 666 on it. if my mate's with me, we'll fight for it!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:25,
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Argoth is a real shop... but sadly only an internet one. I bought my first ever gothy stuff from there years ago... and I also work for a certain catalogue shop too. Oooh.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:08,
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They did have a shopin Huddersfield, if I'm not mistaken. might have closed.
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:53,
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ha! welcome, shop a pull, kitten a chair etc
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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I've head it said......but never thought I'd do it (so to speak). Now where's that Polar bear?
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:29,
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hahahahaWelcome Punctuation-person!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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you'll be knocking one outto pics of squirrels with tits before you know it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:30,
archived)
I suppose if everyone's doing it, it must be OK...
...
...
everyone *is* right?
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:34,
archived)
...
...
everyone *is* right?
everyone but mebeing one with breasts myself, i don't find female furballs attractive
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:37,
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I have a cockbut perhaps due to my steady level of contact with other humans, or perhaps simply as a result of not liking the idea of sticking my cock in such creatures, I have not yet had to resort to wanking over and/or raping small animals. That day may yet come, who knows.
*resumes fucking cow*
(*resumes fucking cow*
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:04,
archived)
stick around here for a whilethere's people on here who'd gladly rim a gibbon
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:06,
archived)
just checked how long i've been here for...and i realised it was my b3taday the other day... 5 years. oo-er
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:07,
archived)
happy belated candleday!been here more than 3 and a half years myself. doesn't seem that long.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:10,
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Oh JesusGibbon rimming? Baboons are much more appreciative bum lovers
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:36,
archived)
having never rimmed either a gibbon or a babooni'll have to take your word for it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:43,
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Not even a man who looked like one? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:52,
archived)
why? what have you heard? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:59,
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well, except you Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:41,
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Tuesday's can be something of a mixed bag.But The Fates have been kind, this week.
Nice pic - welcome to b3ta.
(Nice pic - welcome to b3ta.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:35,
archived)
hello bang-bracket PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:37,
archived)
does everything have to be about sex for you? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:40,
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It'll look better when I lose the 'L' plateor do you do pass plus?
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:45,
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Im just a dumb USA-ianthey let me post here after UK working hours, so I have no say in the matter :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:48,
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Only with the cold light of retrospectI realise it's a shockingly anglo-centric cultural reference to a bizarre retail concept, which we as a nation are perhaps slightly embarrassed about... But then I have heard of 'Ham-Dingers' so it's not all bad :|
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:28,
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lovely stuffi thought this was another monkeon frontpage to-be until i scrolled down!
Combichrist are a goth band though? Ive seen them - they were supporting rammstein.
(Combichrist are a goth band though? Ive seen them - they were supporting rammstein.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:44,
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Electronic Industrial (if we're pigeon-holing[1])? But there's a sufficient cross-over of 'goth-in-clothing-and-attitude' followers for a cheap pun. I thought it was a suitable product line for Argoth. That or a 'Cure' branded Medicine cabinet... I wondered about 'Elizabeth Bathory' plastic gold jewellery, but couldn't figure out how to goth it up enough.
[1] Band in 12 Countys, still practised in Yorkshire.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:52,
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[1] Band in 12 Countys, still practised in Yorkshire.
Woo Rammstein! Woooo!And yeah, I wasn't too impressed with CC. Trying to be all badass by kicking over symbols and stuff that the roadies had to put back in place.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:13,
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They're a terrible band.Rammstein are a terrible band too.
( Ttssattsr,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:52,
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LIES!One of the best live acts in the world. And I didn't even like them before I saw them...
!) : Nicely done. Welcome, you'll never leave, etc, etc.
(!) : Nicely done. Welcome, you'll never leave, etc, etc.
Linbox has a serious dunk habit,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:28,
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Hahaha, great first post!
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:54,
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Fuck yes I've just been reading some Lovecraft. Yog-Sothoth be praised! Ttssattsr,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:50,
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Yay! This is most excellentespecially for the Combichrist reference :)
(
Weetobix,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:04,
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Vermeer's lesser known "Girl Forcing Her Boyfriend To See Some Stupid Movie About A Painter"
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:11,
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"You WERE asleep! I heard you snoring!"Nice work :)
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:12,
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nice!but it works both ways. my bf once made me watch bridget jones' diary with him, as it's be "romantic".
yeah, jog on, tossbag.
(yeah, jog on, tossbag.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:16,
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Hey yo . . . the old popcorn box trick !Great series you're doing !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:16,
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haha*calls Vermeer*
ta, loving your series. however, there have been a couple that might not look right on certain monitors... there are dark shadows in the background of a couple that show up on my monitor. Just a tip... I used to have a similar problem where i'd think something was seamless on my work comp, post it, then get home and notice that, due to the contrast, i hadn't spotted some seeeeams. :)
So, might be an idea to muck about with your monitor's contrast a bit...
(ta, loving your series. however, there have been a couple that might not look right on certain monitors... there are dark shadows in the background of a couple that show up on my monitor. Just a tip... I used to have a similar problem where i'd think something was seamless on my work comp, post it, then get home and notice that, due to the contrast, i hadn't spotted some seeeeams. :)
So, might be an idea to muck about with your monitor's contrast a bit...
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:40,
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True, it's been pointed outI will try to black up as much as possible :)
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:48,
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still love this Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:37,
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What's with all these protests this month?Have these people all suddenly realised they're living in a shithole?
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:56,
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They suddenly got the co-jones to get up an' at 'em. I dig it. Up an' at 'em is the new 'meh', perhaps.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:47,
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she certainly is well known for having breastsbut no brains,taste or dignity
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:57,
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I heard that she has a small trough attached between her thighsto make up for her lack of vaginal and anal muscle-tone
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:00,
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My attorney assures me it's like a butcher's bin down thereBest case scenario, we're talking stuntman's knee
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:49,
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hahahahahahaha*bokes*
hahahahahahahaha
(hahahahahahahaha
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:50,
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Rest assuredNo matter how much boking went on, or where, on what, it's at least 300% more handsome than anything you'd find in the drawers of Price.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:54,
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Someone should recommend she knit the slack into some variant on the famous 'Chinese finger trap'.From Clown's Pocket to Mouse's Ear in one easy movement.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:56,
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Off her trolley . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:47,
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those trolley-assistant jobs are not as glamorous as they're made out to be
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:51,
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it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do her Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:53,
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also the thing I love about gifs....... sometimes-they suddenly go backwards!!!mine do that.....enexpected lols:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:57,
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For some unknown reason this one goes both ways <~~~> Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:01,
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PHUCKJUDDER 2: CHUNDARUSH
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:57,
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Now available at a marketing scheme near you ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:59,
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dis scheme don't except my phuckoupons, can i still get a discunt? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:01,
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bring a friend and tree cupons for half off discunt Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:05,
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I LIKE DA SOUND OF DEM LEAVES!gimme half discunt hold the mayo
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:08,
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Half a side order to go mit dat !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:15,
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originally had part of this on itwww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/bagpipesfrombaghdad_ponmy_bread_kneeading.gif
also
Have you seen Black Swan?
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
(also
Have you seen Black Swan?
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:43,
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wake up sheeple!!!those are not shopping carts, really...
F.E.M.A. is storing cadaver carts at grocery retailers throughout North America
(F.E.M.A. is storing cadaver carts at grocery retailers throughout North America
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:34,
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That's the way FEMA rolls ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:39,
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It's like for evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:51,
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What's not to what ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:47,
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HEY, HArray GOTHA, ever HEARD A REKARLL?WERE DAY SELL DOZE FAYKE MEMORAYS
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:28,
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HEY, IMMA POLEASE OFFARSAI'MMA MOP YA IDIAAD
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:31,
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WASS WRONG DILLAN, SEE-EYE-EH GOD YA PUSHIN' TOO MHENY PENSALS?
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:35,
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HEY, I'M PAUL VER-HOEVEN, EAT MY ASS YOU NAZI BITCH-ASSES
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:40,
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ZAGAMA BIATCH (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:58,
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Douglas Quaid (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:57,
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hermione looks betterbeing a goth has obviously taught her how to fucking brush her hair
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:34,
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If kills could look ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:34,
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do goths put their make-up on before they self-harm ,or after?guess they want to look their best when someone finds 'em on the floor
edit:or is that emo's?.../can't tell the difference blog
(edit:or is that emo's?.../can't tell the difference blog
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:37,
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I would imagine those would be emo goths . . . or is that an oxymoron ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:03,
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now, don't move*running spangs*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:21,
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sweet jesus (mit iodine)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:23,
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MERRY CHRIMBUS SPECIAL (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:39,
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NEED TINOPENER
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:38,
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SWEET JESUS (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:29,
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hahaha....I like how his feelers flop down too :D Elvis impersonator,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:30,
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That's it! I'm going outside.I hear there's sun out there. And air. And everything. Maybe even ants.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:32,
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Nick was initially excited when invited over for a threesome....
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:34,
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your animations are always lully taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:35,
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Sneaky related pea from the weekend...
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:00,
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why can't he just die? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:14,
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eeeeeeeand, indeed, wwwww
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:42,
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Horror beyond horror.Very good! Congrats on Escher gif going viral. (hate using that term but it's best way to describe it)
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:42,
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That . . . just about covers that ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:43,
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HahahaNick must have a front bottom
Always wondered why people called him a cunt
(Always wondered why people called him a cunt
Chumps 👀,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:45,
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aaaw ...that is just EXTRA lully Hermannice one!! :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:51,
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Does this have added scenes?It was lully the first time but the E.T. Moon just finishes it!
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:00,
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This cannot be argued with as this is science! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:12,
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Wheeeeeeeeeeee (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:14,
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"hamroll", eh? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:55,
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join the club*sigh*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:07,
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haha jesussome things are best not seen or even imagined
( mutated monty,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:58,
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Woo... He is a bit of a goer!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:59,
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cannot unsee h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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Why Did Nick Clegg Cross The Road?Because he promised he wouldn't.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:41,
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Crikey Dave must've had his Weetabix* this morningHe's got stamina, I'll give him that!
*Other cereals may also improve sexual stamina and highten libido.
(*Other cereals may also improve sexual stamina and highten libido.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:00,
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I hope he cleans the crap of his dick before shagging her Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:01,
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threeway phuckupkudos on your fp which is excellent
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:14,
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Pfffffft!Pololitics!
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:41,
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out fucking standing Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:02,
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