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[challenge entry] It's possible I went off at a tangent here...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:05, archived)
# ahahahah
professional insanity !!!!
really good
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:20, archived)
# What a lovely one to start the day with...

PS. just looked round you site, there is a lot of woo in there and a fare bit of insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 6:24, archived)
# Hahaha! I'd buy that for a dollar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:23, archived)
#
Thats the cutest brain I've ever seen. Awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# haha!
*books holiday*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# pahaha!
s'mazin
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:50, archived)
# LOLWUT
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:54, archived)
# *invests*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Bill Bailey...
...aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Bathory, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:09, archived)
# how about some nectar points instead?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# hahahaha
I got 2000 Nectar points this fine morn for complaining about a hair in a white chocolate cookie! Britain's great! (plus more cookies!)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# And 50% of our days are overcast
(How soon is now?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Hopefully not bindun
(tesztbandi, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:34, archived)
# woo
(Token Reply loves you., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] visit Manchester.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:25, archived)
# ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Put a bloody big smile on my face :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!
have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:21, archived)
# I see the cat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:16, archived)
# That is a lot more funny than it should be!
**clicky**
(Izzard, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# haha..
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Rain
It's not raining?
(I helped save b3ta! Owza, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] went a bit srs here

its not ghandi its Mervyn king lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Srsly srs biznz .....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)
# "and yes no fucking picture accompanies this post"
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:13, archived)
# You're obv Ill equipped to comment on it fella...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# 'What does a Blackpool donkey get for lunch?'
'About an hour'

* courtesy of Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)
# :)
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 7:04, archived)
# Why not indeed......!!
Followed by a relaxing afternoon, reclining in a luxurious deck chair....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 6:27, archived)
# I fucking love donkeys
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# No reason
Hosted by imgur.com
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Yay.... well I don't blame him either..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I find this scenario
difficult to reconcile with my admittedly fairly limited knowledge of Tron.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Well, the DVLA have already got there....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# they are bastards
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
There is some lovely justice here :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I for one can't wait for the zombie outbreak.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)
# ^ votes for this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
# "wHere"
?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:06, archived)
# steering with his testicles?
my paint is invalid?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I don't understand, isn't that how you drive?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# rowboat is sinking
your punt is invalid!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 5:43, archived)
# Who's your User, program?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
# no wonder her eyes go so wide...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# She has well rubbish hair.
Their marketing guys must be kicking themselves over going with that shitty, wispy-haired logo, all those years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)
# 99% of all adverts are wank
the other 1% end up in 'humerous' clip shows
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# A niche market, that.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
# she was in a fire you insensitive bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Let me put it this way: she wasn't
in a fire you insensitive bastard ENOUGH.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# let me put it this way
wasn't she in enough bastard fires you, a?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# *stifled lols*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# So where abouts does she get the micophone from?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 6:29, archived)
# I've made that very point
on a different forum.
Perhaps she has a Tardis-like cocksocket wot is big on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:52, archived)
# ^ that is exactly what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Seemed so much better in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
# How wonderfully bizarre!
I salute you sir.

CP
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
# TOM JONES VS TOP GUN
who wins
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
spotify:track:66hodBZwwMtAMSbaSp3Q9x (She's A Lady - Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas/Soundtrack Version w/Dialogue by Tom Jones)
spotify:track:2CJtimCSGAn8x6RE3irZFV (Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins)
spotify:track:6CaVc
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVtiSYjRcIkikTjlEall (Trick Me by Kelis)
spotify:track:2l6hKoBksOkDo2mXDFmZBd (Baknaffek by Das EFX)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1LNxx2dp84&fmt=18
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXEOESuiYcA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Hulk. Hulk always wins.
It's a given.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)
# he always wins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
# You knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# crunchy justice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# The ONLY justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# sweet sweet qrunch
spotify:track:5IQiYgP4SfKf8F00hbHbOJ (Everybody In The Place (155 And Rising) by Prodigy)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHaD5Noa0wc
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# By way of exchange:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1N_qX_r4Iw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# THE CUNTING CONUNDRUM OF CORRIGAN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvry0GTkwSc
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Speaking as a former drummer, I love this tune.
And this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YovCWp20nJ0
But now it's time for the last half hour of 'American Grindhouse' on Sky Arts.
Night, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# ggggggeeeeeeeeeeentlemeeeeeeen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oD3pbOBP50
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# It finished, so I came back.
Glad I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# triad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=in_Oyywwqa0
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Old school.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkxuPxdsZ58
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)
# the doors
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1LNxx2dp84&fmt=18
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# They don't like your comments, dude.
Fuck 'em.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WivwJBFNmDU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:47, archived)
# And to take it back to drums..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I5WU8r9Uj8
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)
# masterpiece, this version was on youtube, but no mo
www.dailymotion.com/video/x1gsha_page-plant-gallows-pole_music
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Wowza.
One last smoke, then it's goodnight, Vienna.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wltONMCl8OI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:25, archived)
# He just wants to give it a great big hug....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Looks better than a twix....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# ^ this with added low-quality prime time drama on
ITV3
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha o_O



DONT IGNORE ME PEOPLE!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10331485
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I'm there, bro!
*attempts overly-complex hand interaction*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
# *attempts overly-complex hand interaction*
*palms grow hair; goes blind*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# See also...
...The original Colossus of Clunes, now fallen victim to the sea



In summary: CLUNES
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# i dont know who, what or where this is
but i do know it has all the right stuff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Pulpit Rock!
I was on top of that only last week. Rough seas. Bracing.
No sign of Clunes sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# *disappears into compo threadrush*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)
# while i was making it, i saw this:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# This confuses me.
I see an owl?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)
# it's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I see a possible date
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:51, archived)
# o'rly?
I see a penguin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)
# O RLY?
[edit] dammit, slow again :(
(gtfomh, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)
# the o'rly factor

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
#
Frank Sidebottom?
(Floppydonkey, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Coo... lully :)
(In a sexy but not for me kinda way)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Yeah, right...
We have video....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I made an economy version


Nice job on the bows
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# batman paragliding off the goth white cliffs of dover
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I say!
Excuse me for a moment, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# take your time sir
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# *ahem* Already back...
Oh dear, the old problem seems to have re-surfaced.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Flesh tone wonderland!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Ooh, I've thought about doing this too.
I think yours have worked better. Click!
Edit: Ahh, the bows, doing them in a slightly different colour seems to make a lot of difference!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# The Bows do it for me Mictoman
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Nice lace work....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I can always rely on you
for good judder material.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Get a sponsor involved and let them pay for advertisements
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Racist
I wonder where you got that idea from?
www.b3ta.com/board/10331085
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
# but at least I'm not
Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Yes you are.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Come to Great Britain! Hear real Britons piss and moan about the shitty weather..
.. nice, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Some pissed tourist-friendly 'punk' asked me for change outside Camden Tube a while ago
and seemed really offended when I told him to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# That is precisely the right response.
Fuck Camden, and everything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I noticed they ask for a quid
whenever a tourist asks for a photo with one of them, on account of their slightly jaded appearance; weird how perception works
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
# My general response is:
"The 70s? They went that way, you cunt"

Mainly due to the fact that the majority of the trustafarians hanging around in Camden weren't even born when Punk was going on. Just sayin'....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Quite
and Italian; sort of sends my brain into a jumble for a moment or two

Before I remember IT IS ALL A FANTASY, and a tourist attraction, before all the tourists piss me off dealing with the tube station
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Where I live.......
It's a £1.00.....
And give us not lend.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# It's Pob!
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry for another so soon but
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Only 9 entries in...
and i think we have a winner!

Close the competition now.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# sold
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
#
jolly old cunt

Likes this!
(hreqz, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Proper desk lols
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# *sponsors the Jeremy Kyle show*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent sir!!! *click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# You!
*leans*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:08, archived)
# proper LOL
with tea out my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 6:37, archived)
# HappyToast,
you are a fucking legend in your own time mate, long admired your work. grats
(Vev, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
#
Tourettes should take over the fucking world.
(Dorothy "Frey Effect" Birga was feeded on Bremelanotide powders, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# the irony in this image is that I have great sympathy for those who suffer
be it in the smallest nervous tick or the more extreme and televisual sort.
But it's just a play on words about tourist sounding a bit like it so what's it matter anyway.
I think too much about stuff don't I
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Yep
I think you worry too much. Image is funny enough I'm sure those with Tourette's would see the funny side. I LOLd at the headline which is funny enough on its own before I'd even scrolled down to see the pun.
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# fucking brilliant
nice doood!
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Nice!
Muchos lollage, love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Laughed..
like a drain!
(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm
(davidcompression, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Modern AND contemporary, eh?
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I suppose when you think about it
all other food is historically contemporary.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# At this time of night, I try not to think of anything much...
And with that, I'm off.

See y'all tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Probably means modernist. All linear and simple.
Chips 99p
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# MMMmmmmmmmmmm the Olympic breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Phones up delivery Pizza
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Eee
that looks suspiciously like it's on the A1 somewhere oop north.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Doctor doctor
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
See also:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Where'd you get the lab coat?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# You...you....
You fiend!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# He has similar smiley eyes :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# still awful
still painfully funny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# good nooz jimmy
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/cosbylovescancerop.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I remember this one
from the Viz book of crap jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# It still has mileage
And I'm so old it's now new for me as I can't find my glas.............
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Lobs this in here.

(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Pfffft.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# ha ha, excellent!
erm, I mean *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] you just need to advertise to the right crowd to bring in the money
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Comes and work for a bank?
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# No, but it's OK, because Nick Clegg is such a man of the people...
Wait a moment, what was that you say?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I like the score
Cameron 1 ...Clegg 0
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:01, archived)
# No, that is a binary count
of the number of twats standing in front if it.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Ten?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# So good, the BBC exiled half their staff there...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Yes
Likes this, and looks up compo as a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Hm?
Why's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# There are two halves to Salford
The posh waterside bit with the BBC and new flats
...and the high rise bit with the university, which is utter brutalist, litter-strewn grimness.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I went to Uni in Salford.
It really is a massive shit-hole, made me realise quite how nice Brighton is.
(Ed Can Do, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Oi!
That's my home town! (sulks)
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Mine as well
Hence, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# My brother went to uni in Salford.
The locals used to launch fireworks bazooka-style at the student accommodation.

Visiting parents were warmly encouraged by the university to leave their cars in a gated car park ringed with barbed wire and patrolled by guards with dogs.

Only one of my brother's friends could imitate the local accent well enough to get served in their local pub without getting beaten up.

When my dad went up to visit him, he saw a local kid playing in the street wearing a shirt and nothing else. The kid took one look at my dad (who was dressed in a suit) and said "Are you a doctor?"
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 7:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# eeuw! there's some of that snow on there
we'll have none of that foreign muck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# It's mostly in t'north
let them buggers cope with it
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# does it count if it's up north? :)
[edit] my f5 skills need work
(gtfomh, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# It is white, AKA indigenous.
You may be thinking of soil WHICH IS BROWN AND THEREFORE MUSLIM SEND IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM BEFORE IT TERRORISES ALL MY DAFFODILS.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# wrong
that's Wales :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# why is it always...
Wait a sec you're not A Vagabond
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# to be a padantic cunt
it's only Britain without N.Ireland. It is referred to as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland other wise.



*grabs coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:29, archived)
# pedantic
:)
/pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just push this in here...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)

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