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# Justice...


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(sHo0sH, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# My, what a large head he has....



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Poor seal
Run over by the bacon car :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, there went Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Kill it with fyer
But woo regardless
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# hahahaha
This is superbly done :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Rubbish.
Do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)
# :D
what's a tounge? is it like a sofa?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Nah.
It's the grip a wheel's got, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
#
Dammit, I can't sepll
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# i am dialysis. sorry
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*nicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# :D
b3ta.com/board/10335586
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# O rite I c
I fort you meant dialysis for dylsexy.

I'm going to use dialysis for dylsexist anyway. "Sorry about that I'm a bit dialysis."

It works in two ways, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
#
I didn't want to joke, in case you were...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# old joke: what's white, stands next to your bed and takes the piss out of you?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# The Klu Klux Klan?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# A kinky ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# KIDNEY DIALYSIS MACHINE!
hey, if i sell both my kidneys, i can afford one of those...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Yes but there wouldn't be any point because you'd be dead without any kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# unless i had my own dialysis machine
and a lifetime supply of bed-sore ointment
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# He's living the dream...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# aren't we all?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I bet MJ is really living in Libya
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# With Elvis and Bruce Lee :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# soon to apepar in Libya's version of Big Brother
sponsored by Nescafe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Counting their profits from the September 11th attacks
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# My dad lives in Libya you insensitive bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# My dad is Michael Jackson
It's alright for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# My dad can av your dad.
He is a Colonel and has a big gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# he has 'had' my dad
and his gun's not that big
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah, and all the while your dad was screaming : "Won't you think of the kids!?"
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# well he was!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# what's libyan for 'i hate you butler' ?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I 'ate you, Libyan rebels!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
أنا أكره لكم، بتلر
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahah..oh, can't read arabic?
also, another dictator:

tripoli needs more cycle lanes!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# ^ Keanu Reeves?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Six episodes in......
....and all we've had is some crying and an invisible dog.


Oh, and here's Friday's request pic, cuz I didn't get the chance to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# True enough.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# If you peer amid her legs, you can see summat RUDE!
you can see summat RUDE!Well I sphinx so . . .

EDIT: I decided to delete the first six episodes unwatched . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# ...pharaoh muff
both a pun AND a description
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Whoopee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Hey wait
No ears, no tail

I call FAKE and I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Puts you in mind of the andrex puppy
kind of
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# It's no Silent Witness

Neither is this...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I gave up on the second episode, dull beyond belief
plus shit acting and way too much "but no one would do that"
Lovely Cleo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Isn't the title reason enough not to want anything to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I call it Offcuts
I'm funny like that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# How do you understand my poor sentence structure?
it's a miracle man, a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I read from the bottom up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# seen a bloke spaz out after being bit by a midgie
a bloke who sees an invisible dog..

switched over to a repeat of Q.I
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# You speak the truth
I was really looking forward to a new sci-fi series and have been bitterly disappointed with that utter utter twaddle. At least they are bringing Torchwood back but the inclusion of an American company has set a few alarm bells off - I shall wait with baited breath.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
Survivors was good... you seen any of that?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Sat through the first episode.
Didn't feel moved to sit through any more.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# So it's basically the BBC's attempt at combining the Event, Lost, Flashfoward and every other "conspiracy" drama into one big impending clusterfuck?
I'll pass
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# no
it's an average-ish (and moderately entertaining) sf drama set in a marginal and isolated human colony, suffering from increasing factionalism. With added pointless and annoying spooky nonsense, because clearly the makers are too cowardly to try making their set-up work properly on its own merits.



(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Shooter? I thought he was a defender.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# What a moron.
Even by footballing standards bringing a gun to your place of work demonstrates a profound lack of intellect.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# *hides gun*
*tries to look smart*

Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Unless, obviously, one is in the army, or such-and-such.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# + bank robbers innit
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Well OBVIOUSLY bank robbers.
And gang members.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Don't forget Arabian politicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# or police marksmen.
(and women)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I think they frown on you bringing your own weapons
They like to make sure everyone has the same one, stops any arguments
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Try telling Tackleberry that.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# haha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# In general he must be the biggest knob on the planet if not in the entire universe
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# You received sexy texts from him then?
Sorry, read that wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I walked right into that one
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# You did? You kinky sod!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# yes pls k thx bai
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# you've done something to your hair.
and shaved off your 'tasch
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I don't really know who he is
or what he's done

This is the problem with getting your news from b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Apologies in advance.
And gratz on some excellent photo-journalism, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
Also: MMNGNNGNNGGNGGNGG
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n
Top tagging BTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# F.Base?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Flanbase, as Mofaha calls him.
Or Flando Smoothie to certain others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:37, archived)
# heehee
What a twat? Didn't he like to play with his mobile before guns?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# A.Hole
more like, which is where he likes it, apparently, according to the surpressed tabloid headlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I thought
he was the catcher, not the shooter...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Good morning.
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Fair with the occasional drizzle
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Heavy
but I could have smoked more....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:07, archived)
# TOTP
It was neither good nor heavy. Popped into the Wet End Sat'day, watched a bit of rugby.
Then headed back east for pie & mash and a knees-up at me local.
Sunday, chilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Craig David cockney remix
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Vegetable rights and peace!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I always thought he said
"vegetable riots and peas"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Open up, open up! It's the pigs!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Shit.
Saturday was spent grovelling and Sunday was spent fixing the inlaws pc ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# heavy
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Pathology X Necrology = Teh Mortuary Science
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:42, archived)
# HE KILLED THE 4LOCO GUY!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
this deserves more comments.. .WOO :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
# A yak ak ak ak ak...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# GaddARFi
*large arf* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Is he wearing a Jedi robe?
Star Wars (the desert scenes) were filmed in Tunisia, near the border with Libya. Star Wars recounts the tale of a civil war, an uprising against an evil dictator. And now both Tunisia and Libya have had uprisings against dictators. Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# george lucas is a cunt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# HAhaha
That's just too good!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# haha :D
top shop, as always.
Are there any gaddafi ideas left that are unbindun?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
gaddafi looks like everyone
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Fecking brilliant!!!!
Have a large click yak yak yak.

"Have you got a large uprising .... etc?"
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
He's had no complaints so far..

No wait...
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hahah
amazing as per usual Mr Ninjaface
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Ooh ta!
And all you lullies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] red sky at night, catnipp was right

good morning b3ta. i hope your all having a shitty spiffing time :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I wish I was having a spliffing time....
or a spluffing time for that matter.

Nice anim, woo!

&'nings!

Edit: Fuck it, let's race

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# baron richtofen still able
to fly after top wing shot off, and while disguised as a cat to fool "tommy"

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# true!!.................wake up sheeples
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# only just noticed this
and it makes mine look rubbish. well, more rubbish than usual.
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# yay clive!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Steady now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Quick and dirty paint job.... I trust you are all super?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:40, archived)
# woo
(Token Reply loves you., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Watched Charlie Brooker on the 10 O'Clock Live show at the weekend.
Good stuff.

Nevermind that we've been selling arms to a viscious, vilent dictator, LOOK AT HIS FUNNY CLOTHES! LOOK AT HIS FUNNY, BLOOD-STAINED CLOTHES!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Made with real balls, courtesy of dissidents
news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Benghazi-Libya-Seven-Prisoners-Rescued-From-Underground-Dungeon-Protesters-Claim/Article/201102415942002
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Nyomms
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# *orders one of each apart from rice pudding*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# *orders skip-full rice pudding to be delivered to Barryheadwounds house*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# *dumps lorryload of sprouts on Wildyles' drive*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Braw!
I love teh sproutez!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# In which case you need to be summarily shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# *moves to stand upwind of Wildyles*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
#
Sugary?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Can I have eleventeen please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *orders the whole flippin' lot*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# that's very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I'll have all twelve.
with steak and kidney pudding for the main course please.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Seems a bit redundant to include the word pudding for the rice one...
...since it's left out for the others.

Anyway, I'll some of each please!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Mmmmm Cayke!!
I have already had two apple and cream turnovers!
What are trying to do to me?

Lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Jam is looking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Needs more custard.
Lots more custard

[edit: Nyomly woo]
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# jam roly poly! awesome!
would you class lemon meringue pie as a winter pudding? cos if so it SHOULD BE ON THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Colonel Giraffi
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# He had some serious blueberry pie to get a tonue that color
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:41, archived)
# That is really good *Clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Blimey. Woo.
I really shouldn't be here. Huuuuge deadline. Bah.

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# loverly job
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# awesome
tip top shopping dude!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Ooh thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha, top work sir!
Reminds me of Rocky Dennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Cheers Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahafuck!
Ver' nice sir!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# hhahahahahahahhah
BEST FACESWAP EVER
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Nice
Woo
(herman:D, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I made this recently :D




more stuff here afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 7:45, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:05, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Yeah, but does it tile?
In other news.... I have now fixed THIS

* apparently you need to make all three images completely different lengths to get them to synchronise?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# :)
I really can't believe how much of my life I wasted on this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Not wasted.
It is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Nice!
Reminds me of this very old one of mine:
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:25, archived)
# very nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:15, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Good stuff!
How do Rev?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Gifdaffi
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I can identify with this.
Sometimes I'm an utter cunt.
Then I get this crazy feeling, like my face is melting or something.
But then I feel perfectly OK. But I'm still an utter cunt.
And then my face starts melting again...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Gordon Gadaffi
(JoePesky, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Gadaffi really does look like he's been trying to grow that beard since he was 15
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Anyone ever thought
How Gadaffi looks like the Governor Phatt from Monky Island 2?
(Poison-System-X, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Kill it with fire
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:13, archived)
# droopy faces !!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Happy Brown, Sad Gadaffi
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Hey Folks!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 7:04, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Okay, latest project is DONE!
So here's my latest creation...



Because it's fairly big, here are links to two other views of it:

One

Two

I call it the Scrap Box, because the front of it is made entirely out of leftover bits of glass from various projects. The sides are some extra pieces I had from this, made because I wanted a few spares (which really means that at one point I lost count).

The box is attached to that board by means of a square of copper strips that were pieces of scrap copper someone had given me a while back. The board I had to buy, cut and router the edges on, and it's lit by a puck-type compact fluorescent light. I put a hanger on the back of it that is actually a part out of an old piano I helped dismantle, but I'm also putting on feet so it can sit on a table if desired.

And NOW it's time for beer. Going downtown to Capitol Alehouse to see That1Guy perform. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:15, archived)
# wasn't that a table
at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Leftovers from the tables.
The box itself is 12-3/4" on a side by 4-1/4" deep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
# i think this is very cool
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Fanfuckingtastic.
I don't mean to sound sarcastic with that. I really love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
# impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I absolutely love it
Have you got pics of the projects that created the leftovers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:22, archived)
# A few.
One

Two

Three

Four

Five

And this, an early project I did in tandem with someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Isn't this just an extruded version of the shit not-art that's stuck on the walls of every chain pub in every affluent area everywhere in England?
*orders 3.4 yards of similar bollocks out of the catalogue, having bought out a local pub to make it an Ember Inn*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)
# No idea
as I've only been to a few English pubs. But it is unusual in that it's a fairly small piece that can either lay on a table as a center lamp or hang on a wall.

Besides, it was a challenge for me to make it out of scraps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
# don't listen to the miserable cunt
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I tried not to, but then he went on to describe how it could be adapted to become a living room centrepiece, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Not living room centerpiece
but a table centerpiece. The wood base is 16" on a side, so it would fit on a larger dining room table.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:41, archived)
# My initial hyperventilation is subsiding now.
Sorry for hot-headedly dissing your perfectly OK stuff.
But why spend so much time making stuff that looks exactly like the garbage on the walls of ponce pubs?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)
# No prob.
I can see where that might have been mis-read. I should have been a little clearer.

Do the pubs really have that much self-lit stained glass in them over there? It's not very common here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# It's a tedious plague here. Salmon-coloured walls and everything.
But hey, if you're bringing something new to your own continent, good on ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)
# he's made it out of stuff
recycled. made something that looks nice. and if nothing else he can almost certainly sell it to a pub apprently. i think he dun good.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)
# 'I tried not to'
ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:33, archived)
# oi I do hope you are jesting
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10287069
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Thanks!
And now it'll probably be a few weeks before I post any more creations, as the next projects are still in the early stages.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)
# This is a thing of absolute beauty......
Very art deco in feel, to my mind anyway, and if it's are deco I love it....!!
Ironic in a way, that it is made out of the scraps of your other projects, because I think it is the best one you've made so far... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Thank you!
The thing that was the worst part of this one was foiling all those bits. But I've ordered a gadget that holds the foil roll and applies it to the glass evenly, so the next one will be far less of a pain in the arse to do.

I've got enough scrap bits to make another one of these all ready to go. The only thing I might need to buy is some copper strips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I like your shiny box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Funny
I think I might have said that to a woman one night...

(Or something close. 'Sokay, I got laid anyway.)

Seriously, though, thanks. I like to post things like this here so I can get unbiased reactions from people who don't have a personal relationship with me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)
# The Box Man
Tuxedo Moon wasn't it?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)
# great stuff you talented bastard
how much do you reckon you're gonna get for it/ you got for it?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Not sure, really.
I have the gallery owners to ask for advice. In truth I only have about $30 in materials invested in it, so it's mainly my time at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:21, archived)
# You have way too much free time and money
get a real job...

...But seriously, it's pretty "meh"
I think the whole thrust of it is totally dependant on you describing the process and the backstory, at first glance without the info it's a bit boring.

Plus...member for 7 years and only 500+ posts?
hmmm self-serve much?

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:08, archived)
# I'm mostly a QOTW poster.
Is it boring to you lot over there? How so? Not being angry or defensive, but genuinely interested as I haven't seen much of this sort of thing over here. I thought I was onto something reasonably original. Has it bindun over there lots?
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:25, archived)
# Blimey that's brilliant!
I like abstract art :) Also, I don't know what some of the other people are on about, I live in the UK and haven't seen anything done like that before. How did you do the sides btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 6:21, archived)
# The sides are pieces
of handcrafted glass from a smallish factory in Pennsylvania. They're this pattern:



I use the copper foil method and soldered the ends together to form the box, then lay the front on top of that and soldered it into place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I really, really like this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# i like that
and i can't tell from the phot whether ther light source is evenly spread to give uniform light, or a sigle point of light that would create different levels of illumination overall. But I think that either would be good, so.

the only small niggle is the visible screws and untidy-looking leadwork attaching the piece to the backboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# It's one of these


(Sorry about the size. Actually that's about life size on my screen.)

It's somewhat diffuse, but coming from a central area so it has a glowing area within it and changes as you move around it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)
# You mean he's been Yushchenko'ed?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Good god.
He looks like Alan Rickman after ten years of the Charlie Sheen lifestyle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# lol
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE magazine rang and would like a front page spread.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
# *trademarks He's on Fucking Fire Magazine*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Haha, excellent, and I thought it was the fact that he shared Rourke's Spastic surgeon?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The ultimate fantasy...
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Very popular on CLibbies...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)
# HA
hahahahahaah

Nice...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# I had you down as one of our younger citizens. Yet you're familiar with Fingermouse lore.
Could you be a username-changer? Or just odd?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I grew up with Fingerbobs
A child of the early 70s...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Oh, shit. You're like me.
My commiserations.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Yeah.

How the fuck did 40 happen?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# I'll tell you in roughly two years and two months' time.
But it ain't looking pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

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