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'nings

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)

In the thames?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:08, archived)

Ning!

*Fears* :)

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Ninj, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)

Right in the face, man.

*collapses with broken nose*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:10, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)

I thought you might like it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)

Hahahaha, the Beluga - prince of all the Wales/Whales! :)

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Q4nobody, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:40, archived)

bloody hell!

MINGS

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:31, archived)

hahaha

Splendid japery!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:53, archived)

MacColl has been recorded for training porpoises

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:00, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)

FFS

and I do hope it is like that :)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)

Ning! B3ta

(herman:D, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 7:02, archived)

This will probably happen to me in the next few hours

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 7:51, archived)

"You will meet a tall, blue stranger"

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:02, archived)

the A1 is like that in several places

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:51, archived)

looks like the 192 bus route

also known as the Manchester death bus

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)

Block war!

(needs more Judge Dredd)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:58, archived)

Tell me there's a heavy dub outfit called Judge Dread.

There's simply got to be.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)

Wish partially granted..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Dread

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:11, archived)

hooray!

i'd forgotten all about him

*fire's up spotify and reminisces*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)

Alexander Minto Hughes

Its where Dredd got his name.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:12, archived)

Miiiiind

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:12, archived)

morning all

And WOO first FP :D

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:35, archived)

Nice one!

Oddly I didn't spot it when browsing from /board to Older Messages earlier, possibly a black hole eating away at the very fabric of b3ta.

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)

it was posted a few days ago

but I agree there is a black whole in b3ta, it's all the cat loop gifs

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:48, archived)

Gratz, man.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:08, archived)

ty fine squire

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Ning herman :)

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Ninj, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)

Yay Herman:D you da man! or something all the cool kids say...

I love the John McCirrick version as well.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)

haha

smashing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)

Now do a lego fremen

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)

Happy Birthday Micky Dolenz of Monkeys fame...

Sorry, I couldn't find a nice photo of Micky, so I did one of Sam Fox's norks. I hope that is ok?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 6:54, archived)

Niceeeeee:D

(herman:D, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 6:59, archived)

This is the time we’ve got to get it right

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:48, archived)

Fuck I remember that song.

AAARGH!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:10, archived)

Touch me...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:16, archived)

well ok

I do kinda wan't to feel your body

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)

Hang on a second...

Zip, Lob... There you go..

Also: THREE HOURS WITHOUT A NEW POST? WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)

masturbating in the sunshine

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)

Sam Fox Strip Poker

on the ZX Spectrum actually looked a bit like this.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:19, archived)

FUCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 2:44, archived)

where's the picture

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 2:52, archived)

There it is

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 2:55, archived)

Would

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Trollman, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)

I think you're unhappy and I want to make you a lovely picture.

What would you like a picture of gronkpan?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:23, archived)

I am looking for a genuine zamboni moment if you are ok with that

Thankyou mofaha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:28, archived)

I tried gronkpan, I tried

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:45, archived)

WINNING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:49, archived)

Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:51, archived)

When Sheen asked us to imagine what he would have done with his fire-breathing fists, I believe he was referring to the incident pictured above.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:55, archived)

I also feel that Professor Chike is asking us to consider not just the importance of Zamboni safety

but also the dubious wisdom of having tiger blood.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:56, archived)

He will never turn his back on unsafe practices

He only sees safety and he always travels forward.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:58, archived)

It's not about a destination, it's about a journey.

A journey undertaken with adequate safety precautions.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:59, archived)

He loves safety. VIOLENTLY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 4:13, archived)

that flame looks like a cartoon ladybear with a ponytail

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:51, archived)

You've taken too much Sheen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:52, archived)

Bangin' 7 gram rocks

FINISHING 'EM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:57, archived)

He's bi-WINNING!!!!!

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doog Don't read this., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:09, archived)

I agree completely, gronkpan.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:28, archived)

OFF

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:46, archived)

"Give me back my BRAAAADDDD!!!!'

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)

your scaring the children

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:43, archived)

please tell me that thing is inflatable

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:44, archived)

Would you like to purchase one?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:45, archived)

i'm just hoping it's not a real person.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:48, archived)

Sorry...bit bored

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:56, archived)

it is quite terrifying

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:59, archived)

fuck it, bed time.

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:01, archived)

gangstafied

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)

I find this racist!

For shame, sir.

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B.T., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:28, archived)

i could redress the balance

with "Bedknobs and boomsticks"

Or maybe "Mary Pop-a-capp-ins-your-ass"

Or another, even worse pun

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:32, archived)

bedknobs and boomsticks! NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)

www.knobsandknockers.co.uk

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B.T., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:45, archived)

*read the url as "dirty tools"*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:46, archived)

ooo, gorgeous tiffany-style lamps!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:48, archived)

that's one disney film i never wanted to watch

far too saccharine sweet.
this improves it greatly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:30, archived)

Disney were Riding high on the back of the succes of the little mermaid, beauty and the beast and alladin

Then they got stuck and made pocahontus followed by mulan (which was alright)'

Thought that princess and the frog was good, not seen tangled, but reports are that they have hit a home run with it.

Saw Legend of the Guardians, the owls of the Ga'hool the other day and thought that was excellent, couple of story flat spots in pacing, but overall excellent stuff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:48, archived)

i love the baddies

jafar was wonderfully camp, shan-yu was a bit flat. ursula is brilliant, despite the fact i used to look like her(no, really).
my favourite has to be hades, james woods was brilliant. hercules is definitely my favourite disney film.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:53, archived)

Beauty and the Biatch would be good

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:53, archived)

Good attention to detail...

Got the gang color correct.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 5:35, archived)

Yay

The abduction and exploitation of a 12 year old girl. With a Disney twist

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)

Well...

Following typical Disney flow, the guy gets the girl, so one of two things will happen:

The Glock blows up in her hand or John Smith blows up in her ha--err...

(Magus Zeal reloading since, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

It's nearly homeopathy awareness week again

But the BHA's poster doesn't seem too informative about what it's really about.

Here, I fixed it for them:

Click to dilute.

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)

how many homeopaths

would refuse conventional medicine if they were dying?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)

1 to hold the light bulb, and 2 to spin the ladder

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)

watching that would certainly make me feel better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:24, archived)

How many surrealists would it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish.

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B.T., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHO THE FUCK CARES? GET OUT OF MY SIGHT GODDAMMIT!!!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:37, archived)

thanks.

i'd just managed to take my mind off the cramps :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:56, archived)

Wrong: two.

One to hold the giraffe, the other to fill the bath with brightly coloured machine tools.

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:08, archived)

Is it just me or is her face shopped?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)

looks it around the chin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)

If so...

...not by me. My shoppage skills pretty much stop at the "TOAP" stage.

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)

why would anyone shop a face that ugly onto an otherwise pleasant looking person

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)

Homeopaths aren't normal people.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)

Why is she out of the kitchen?

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)

Because Homeopathy Set Her Free!*

_{* - claims of freedom for entertainment purposes only}

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)

because woman are allowed to be ?

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FIEND, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:11, archived)

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:13, archived)

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:05, archived)

Skegness is so bracing!

Heh. Those silly homos

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:17, archived)

Don't have nightmares

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)

why is he wearing a doughnut with sprinkles on it as a tie?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)

Awsome!

Clicky

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)

Earthworm Jim hasn't aged well

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)

Aargh!

The Mekon!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnnn

that was meant to be guts or something, but looks like he's chewing chewing gum haha nom nom nom

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FIEND, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)

Stop posting things like this...

...just before I go to bed. I'm going to have That Dream again, I just know it.

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:11, archived)

the sexy one?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:14, archived)

Oh Yes!

lovely hahhaha

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)

Logged in

just to click. Funniest thing I've seen for an age.

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TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:57, archived)

Right, I am reet bored on the Internets. So with as many seams as possible, depict your username....

No apologies for shiteness

*edit* meh, how do I get picture to show from b3tards?

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)

<img src="your link here">

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FIEND, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)

Ah thanks, will try

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)

nah

can't be arsed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)

I think I best not.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)

I think best not too.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)

Sort of one I made earlier.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)

But that is good

Better than my drunk and cba version

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)

"bored and cba version"

i'll remember that excuse

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FIEND, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:26, archived)

It is a good excuse

Much better than "I have good ideas but am totally shite at PS/etc to do anything about them"

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)

Impossible in my case!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)

NSFW in my case...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)

Also one I made earlier

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:51, archived)

Been on holiday sir

Eastern front a tad cold this time of year etc............

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:17, archived)

i need to do another one soon

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:10, archived)

Hooray!

A challenge suited to my utter lack of artistic skill!

(Can't even be arsed to make a seamy version - have a paintmash instead)

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 3:14, archived)

Fat Bitch!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:41, archived)

Surely?

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B.T., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:48, archived)

Ahhhhh!

Podgedog

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)

Gonna have problems in reality now

Thanks to this thread, every time I see some fat duffer, I'll remember "Podgedog"... and crack up laughing.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:04, archived)

Ahahaha....cool!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:47, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)

I can't quite spot knee trembler lane

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:45, archived)

And now, some advice about health.

From the ministry of "Knocking one out"...

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)

BORED?

...Now that you mention it.....yup

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:29, archived)

this is b3ta

knocking one out is the last thing we need instructions for

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)

Dunno, I've read some interesting QotW answers about wanking.

Strange, strange people.

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B.T., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)

i tend to steer clear of answering those ones

a girl's gotta keep a bit of mystique about her ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)

Girls who claim to be keeping mystique all have fannies like a poorly filled cheese and ham pasty.

I don't know how that allusion makes sense, I just saw an empty cheese and ham pasty wrapper in my bin and ran with it.

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B.T., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)

would you want to stick your cock into a hot cheese pasty?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)

Already have done.

Although, amongst friends she's known as the missus.

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B.T., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)

pffff

how is mrs. ginster?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:09, archived)

*Climbs Barricade*

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B.T., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)

hahahaha

alright B.T? long time no see

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FIEND, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)

Aye, smashing cheers.

Had me a baby, no less.

Well, the missus had the baby. I just jizzed in her.

The missus, not the baby.

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B.T., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:19, archived)

hahahahaha

ahahhahahahahahahah , congrats on the baby :D

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FIEND, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:21, archived)

Do you hear the People Sing?

Singing the song of..

X
X
X

"Bastards!"

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)

Heart still broken by bint Holden

He was useful at the time.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:20, archived)

Les Normal

... isn't it?

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:24, archived)

That's a bit weird.

A mate of mine wrote a song called Miserable Les. I didn't get the reference until he asked me to do this:

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:25, archived)

WAILAPOLD

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:27, archived)

...and congrats on your new addition.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)

=)))

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:17, archived)

Shit and shirley bindun

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)

not the best of sales pitches there.......

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)

bacon jeebus !!!!!!!!!!!

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FIEND, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)

Wait...

The Turin shroud was made of BACON?!

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Canker, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:22, archived)

Uncannily so

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:32, archived)

self explanatory!

(oddiesbeard, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)

uh oh....

Edit: let me explain how B3ta works.
"

There in a nutshell. Please address further queries to FAQ.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:02, archived)

haha I like how you say it's self explanatory and me all of teh RIS

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:04, archived)

right, you've worked it out

but don't post all your stuff at once, no matter how proud you are of it, or you'll be haunted by cries of "stop flooding the board!"
wait a while between each one, let others post in between.
your stuff will be much better received that way.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)

dont worry

I'm pretty lazy, these were just a couple i had on my computer, one from a while back and one from the egyptian revolution that i sent to a few friends for a laugh

(oddiesbeard, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)

fair enough

it's just hard to keep people here if they're getting flamed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)

I wasn't flaming Smash

I wouldn't dare. I was just being obtuse.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)

Well..

Nowt happened for like 50 mins, so I posted a very crude CDC, which then led to a Big Bird thread being posted/deleted and another (and better) CDC thread. So Like, if it was not for Supergran or Kevin Spacey, we would, like be totally lacking for commas and all that shite.

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)

supergran was shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:28, archived)

Yeah

I am getting that now. Spent the last two days, erm borrowing the series from a friend, but on playing it back it is rather dated. And offensive to Geordies. I am a Sandgrounder by upbringing but spent the best parts of my early adult life in Whitley Bay. So, Supergran is still a bit of fun like. Divvent slag er off like. She migh' gan yem

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:33, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:35, archived)

Elmo and Hosni duet

(oddiesbeard, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)

rissing here i'm afraid

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FIEND, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)

Now this worries me about what exactly is working the Elmo puppet haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)

elmo says "no means no!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)

best double act ever

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:04, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)

Commando?

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)

Aye.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:20, archived)

Yasser approves

However, Sooty & Sweep are looking a bit non-plussed.

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Canker, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)

Just did this for a friend... Michelle

Click for more confusion

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FIEND, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)

Wow;

what did she do to you?

Kidding! I can't read it but it works as an arts.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)

hahaa

She wants to go into partnership, i do art and stuff.. she does the coding etc.. early days yet and i've looked into the legal stuff already to be sure i wont get ripped off.. did a logo thing for a rapper who then put my name out and she contacted me, on top of a few others. :D :D

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FIEND, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)

FFS be careful.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)

Nice work, man.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)

I just got me a new e-book

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)

It's not very professional if you can't count pubes.

Straight to the sales bin

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)

I don't like this postmodern-12-pubes-per-ball technique

Very woo sir!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)

After boredom, drink and a recently discovered sachet of nair.........

I'd be greatful for 2 per ball.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)

it's the length that counts anyway

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)

that stuff stings like a bastard if you're not careful

and don't get me started on the grow-back itching >.<

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)

Thats the bit i'm dreading......

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)

don't scratch

you'll end up with REALLY itchy dry skin and folks'll think you've got trouser crustaceans

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)

holy cocks

pubes are like parents: you only have so many or it gets confusing

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boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)

ffs, 3 per ball!

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Mousing, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)

regulation pube violation

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)

Is it tuesday today 3 per nut:D

(herman:D, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)

aww, what a helpful and furry little friend

*SQUEES*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:43, archived)

if this was anthony gormley

he'd just take a mould of his own cock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)

Been there done that.

There is something wrong with those kits though. My pee-pee is not that small

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)

it's like condoms

they only come in 3 sizes: small, medium and liar ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)

So...

Has the King of the Potato People quarantined you in compliance with Space Corps Directive 595?

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)

he wants to keep me here.

keep me here for ten years.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)

Without Oxygen?

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:59, archived)

you had to ask...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:22, archived)

Perhaps that would help me with my diagramming skilz?

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)

now THAT is SCIENCE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)

*blushes*

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:41, archived)

I can has a front page?

No? Ah meh. Have a very crude CDC.

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)

Frontpage, frontpage, frontpage. It's all you kids ever think about.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)

13 years of Labour Edumacation

I need something to put on my CV

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)

Fingerpaint your CV with your cock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)

It's how I got in the lucrative business of being an inventor.

Alright, 's getting late. Night night b3ta.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)

have a click

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)

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