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I think he must have misread the sign...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:55, archived)

I passed a plaice once.

It was quite painful.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)

sure it wasn't just a fluke?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)

All I know its that it made me flounder.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)

For cod's sake...

...these are going off the scale

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)

i may keep it going

just for the halibut

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:26, archived)

Oh for fucks hake

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)

You've changed your tuna!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)

don't hake me because i am beautiful

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)

This has given me a..

.. Tench nervous haddock.. I need an anadin

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Signify, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)

pandemonium in his underpants

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)

hahaha

Hey is all needs watering

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)

Green and yellow :(

Guys hey guys hey you guys what have I missed?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)

i did a strip-tease earlier

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)

Once, on the way from the pre-drinks to the club,

I had a strong urge to urinate, and crossed the road to a particularly appealing tree on a grass verge. Upon getting closer, however, I realised that the tree had a rather odd shape. To my dismay, it became apparent a total stranger already "using" my chosen spot.

We both looked at each other through our drunken hazes, rather surprised that this had happened. I apologised, and went (with my strained bladder) on my way.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:05, archived)

Not really sure why I told this story.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)

Hillardeus - A mythical creature

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)

Stomach vagina

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

videodrome

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

No not nowadays, it is Blu-raydrome

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)

I hate the way how blu ray discs have giant taglines on the box saying shite like

"BEYOND HIGH DEFINITION" and have stickers and the like telling you how ace it is and to remind you why you are buying it over the DVD version. You didnt see it with VHS etc...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

Plus you need a HD TV which has to be huge to get any benefit from it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)

Not especially

I have a 23 inch HDTV which only cost me 200 nicker and i can see the difference loads.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:43, archived)

It is a full HD or HD ready?

If you go to big the picture can be really bad

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

proper HD

Its one of those samsung 1080p monitor / TV combo things.
1920 X 1080 resolution

Tis rart good for comptometering, and rart good for fillums an vidjo gaerms.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)

Ah right

Sounds good, been looking at TVs but can't find one at the moment, no rush.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)

i like the face implosion / look of disgust

Its like hes going "aw, not again"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

It's because he got infected with the hillaric parasite.

They grow inside his stomach and then one day IT comes out ... very painful!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)

This used to happen to me a lot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

how did you get rid of your stomach vagina?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

I held a contest

Grand prize was my stomach vagina

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

What a fucking prize

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)

Indeed. It went to a fish monger from Lille in the end.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

I hope he sells it on ebay

I have a big stomach with at least 2 stomach vaginas on it. Ive got quite a collection.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

I could go and check on it when I go to France

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:52, archived)

THE HILLARY

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:49, archived)

is nigh

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:52, archived)

Ken Dodd

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R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:52, archived)

See you on the dark side of the moon, suckers.

(seaofnames, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)

if it's dark, how will you see us?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)

it's a well known fact

that if you drink enough absout carrot you can see in the dark.

(seaofnames, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)

i prefer red aftershock

not a fan of the absolut range after a bad morning following a full bottle of absolut citron

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)

aftershock, jaysus no.

Black russian minus the coke, over ice. Oh yes.

(seaofnames, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

oooo, nice!

got a hen party thursday night, going to try to get my mum plastered on tequila and ouzo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)

that's just evil.

100 proof evil.

(seaofnames, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

it's my sister's hen

and i'm a bridesmaid. it's my duty to ensure everyone is utterly twatted.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

Meep Meep

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)

no, you're thinking of me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)

What you are a Road Runner

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

shhh!

don't blow my cover! that fucking coyote's still hanging around!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)

Meep Meep

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)

Yey!

Wank Fest anyone?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)

you'll have an arm like popeye by the end of the week

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

I have arms like Popeye and they are getting weak!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:07, archived)

use the other arm

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)

I don't have another arm...

I have to use both at the same time!
* Doesn't everyone?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:41, archived)

give me 20mins

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)

Ha ha ha.... No one can take that long!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:10, archived)

Thats no moon

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)

I can't see the moon

for the clouds... www.youtube.com/watch?v=H49Je_Bb41M

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

if they lived among us will eat them:D

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)

hahaha *click* :D

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:09, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)

That really is a majestic piece of work.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:52, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

Thanks you...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)

Haha!

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)

So that's where the hard, gristly bits in burgers come from...

Edit: CRAP I'M ON FIRE

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)

CANDLES!

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)

I like this cake, thank you!

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)

great stuff!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)

and next up on the top board we have...

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)

Mmm ... caramel slices ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

mmmmm..... camel toe

*squints*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

*sbrodies*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

*sgonnaneedabiggerboats*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

*sbadhatharrys*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)

*shakes*

*tenderizes*
*goes down*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

Osama Bob Laden?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)

gimpbot?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)

haha

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)

Mmm...space!

kitten/skateboard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)

(THE REVTED, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)

Really nicely done.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)

this arty but still funny :D

nicely shopped too

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)

why the fong lace?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:37, archived)

Sarah Jessica Parker's finally blossomed!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

*chuckle*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

...and I was like, 'Miranda, get us a pint of stella' and she was like, 'Pork scratchings?' and I was like, 'Nah, dry roasted'...

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

Where on earth is that bar?

Those men look a bit odd in it.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

Plus, those photos on the wall look vaguely homo-erotic.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

Ba-dum

tish

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

Third one along = En Esch

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)

Daniel Craig?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)

^ this

(arsechives, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)

Hahaha

nicely

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

he must have sore throat

he looks a little hoarse

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)

Future generations will consider this the Rosetta Stone of studying pubes.

Click for bigger (267 kb) | SITE

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)

hahahahahah

this is wonderful *clicks*

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)

Oh. My. God.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcoreV10hI8

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)

Splendid!

:D
*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)

You are quite super

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)

Edumacational!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)

How marvellous!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:05, archived)

with these pubes you are spoiling us

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)

Hahaha

SCIENCE IS GOOD

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DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)

I heartily approve of this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:33, archived)

Wakka Wakka Wakka say hello to my little hen!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Wonderful!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)

arf

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)

hahahaha

can't beat em eh? ...

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)

I've no problem with shops

it's the poster/name change meme that went on forever that I was moaning about

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)

I love this.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)

Team Elephant! :D

Fuck Yeah!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)

Just made this :D

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)

haha you loon

in other news -

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)

"You are not carrying a weapon?"

"Don't believe in them."

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)

(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)

This made my day.

*click*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

Pffft....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)

GENU PFFFT

Just when i thought i was sick of this meme, genulols emerge!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)

Hooray!

I've had a good search and can't find a bindun. Really can't believe it!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)

hahaha

:D *click*

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)

yay arses

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)

Arf! Nicely on the andrex ad.

It's a little behind him.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)

Ah!

I was wondering WIWLAAPOHD.

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

yes!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)

Tits on face, with a thin covering of Elmo

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

Shirley Mastov Bindun?

(BleuNoir, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

As frequently as your mother

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)

Frayed sew

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)

hahahahaha

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

Honk.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)

hahaha

this one is ace. What a gent!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

First you get da money

then you get da power
THEN you get da Super Jet Wash with ultra wax

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

for gods sake lets not start the Scarface/carface/scatface/bandwagon again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)

wankface

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)

angry mini is angry

as he does not sell well in japan.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)

Which are worse.... rude words or dirty numbers....?

Yes. I know it doesn't make any sense. What of it? Eh?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)

5318008

lol chedge is an arse.

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)

Dirty boy

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

Is anyone having problems connecting to faecesbook at the moment?

Im getting withdrawl symptoms. It says 'account tempoarily unavailable'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)

Everyone reported you for your TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING

I've heard of others having this problem recently but it's not affected my account.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)

I cant help it. Im so cunty.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

tis back now

*puts valium away*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)

Yeah, that Chedge is a right dick.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)

i want to believe

(seaofnames, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

hahahah fab shopping there.

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

^ and there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)

Hahahaa. Nice.

(seaofnames, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)

This is life

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

LOLS! Fan-fucking-tastic shoppery! :D

*clicks*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)

There's some top shoppery going on right there.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)

Blimey. This is great.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)

thankyou all :D

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)

This is a great thing to see first thing in the day.

Or any other time for that matter.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:06, archived)

Ghettoblaster head turns itself on.

Drop the bass.

BOOM!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)

me three!

woo yeah

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)

hah

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)

hahahaha thats superb

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)

heh heh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)

noice

(waxdart hello., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)

~~free~~ wind

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)

I want to be three.

baby P xx

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)

Titter :)

*clickies*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)

Hahahaaha!

Nice.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)

Aleksandr A. Orta (http://bit.ly/hUdzAO)

Click for bigger (456 kb)
Aleksandr A. Orta is one half of “Pop Goes the Blister,” the most popular brother-sister musical act in all of Ukraine. Along with his identical twin sister Anichka, the Orta siblings rose to prominence during the late 90′s with their song “Find a Kangaroo and Dance With It,” a melodious fiddle-heavy ode to rug-cutting marsupials. This catchy number quickly shot to number one on the Ukrainian pop charts and ushered in a string of hits that delicately mixed Turkish dance beats and Dutch doo wop with Taiwanese acid jazz and Arabic elevator music. Known for their identical beards, mammoth nipples, large (even by Ukrainian standards) heads and matching multi-colored liver spot forehead tattoos, the Orta’s are currently touring Finland with Neil Diamond and Scott Stapp from Creed.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)

The Orta's are great

I loved their cover of Slipknot's People=Shit

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)

Can't improve on the Lounge Against The Machine version.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

For real?

I will need to look that out.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)

It's on Aperitif for Destruction

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)

His website is rubbish!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)

thanks pal! i appreciate it as always!

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)

Not yours!

The Lounge Against the Machine chap.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)

Hahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)

Very nice.

Hey today is my 6th B3ta Birthday! :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

Thank you

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)

happy 9th November, folks

/damn you, wrong autocomplete

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

*giggles*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

Happy b3taday to you!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

happy candle day

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)

merry candles

ooo! my 1111th post

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)

I think you're a little bit nuts,

but I do enjoy your posts.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)

very nuts. and thanks

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)

just because

quick ninj

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)

Great Scott!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)

fucksocks! i should've the libyans

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)

LYBIANS!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)

Welcome to the neighbourhood

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)

Wait

the whole Libyans?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)

errr.... i'm tired and my bad writing is particularly bad

meant to say should've added the libyans.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)

nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)

ta!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)

Business as usual

Business as usual is the normal execution of standard functional operations within an organisation, particularly in contrast to a project or programme which would introduce change.

Dogma is the established belief or doctrine held by a religion, or by extension by some other group or organization. It is authoritative and not to be disputed, doubted, or diverged from, by the practitioner or believers.

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)

I'm starting to think you have a bit of a Pope thing

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)

Yeesh

TJ: Albums as books
www.flickr.com/photos/cgstopgo/sets/72157623910604943/with/5584000606/

Would make a good image challenge.
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1162029

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)

quite literally text on a picture-tastic, this is sure to go down well.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)

Are you trying to start a one man meme?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

the term "one trick pony" springs to mind.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

THE POPE

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)

ALL TIME

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)

Afternoon :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

wow!

nicely

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

thank you

:) i cant get the moth to blend properly though :( grrr!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)

Nice!

Makes my texture/layer trial look rather weak =)

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

looks very nice to me!

this is about 50 layers :D i really must do some work :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)

Crazy =) I had about...four.

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)

and yours looks

fab too! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

very nice

does it come in a bigger flavour?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)

Ah yes

original is 2592 to the side but flickr gives Large as well, less unwieldy
farm3.static.flickr.com/2569/3748884907_d3abc90210_b.jpg

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)

that is quite awesome! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)

thank you

:) i'm not completely happy with it! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

wow, that's NICE!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)

thanks

:) glad you like it!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)

In honour of the upcoming nuptials...

Something a little old school from when men were men and a moustache was the law...

(eee - tis my first post)

(slerbal, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

it's the least Tuesdayest Tuesday ever

congrats and welcomes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

hahaha

Welcome to b3ta, you'll never le

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

"Colonials" and "Foreigners"

Well played!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

well done Glasshopper.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)

Thanks - the urge was irrepressible!

(slerbal, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

excellent!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

I wholly commend

This product or service.

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)

Splendid!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

Good work

Pull up a kitten, shop a chair, yule never leave etc.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)

Some bloke's claiming to have found the nails from the crucifixion

Yeah... about that:

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

And yeah... while we're debunking myths

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)

Evil funs, every time =)

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)

hahahaha

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)

I thought no more nails means blimp slipper courgette!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)

ah dude, that is.... WOO and YAY!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)

appears i'm the only one that thinks so though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)

I Wanna be your God?

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

been done i think

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)

With apologies to FreshWaterMole

...and everyone who's bindun it already

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

Pfft!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)

*grones*

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

*crones*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)

haha

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FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

Tounge, thats what they want to see!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)

what is tounge?

oh tongue!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)

When I say TOUNGE I MEAN TOUNGE!!!

THIS IS A TOUNGE!!!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)

www.thefreedictionary.com/tongue

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)

oh you meant tongue?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)

NO I MEAN TOUNGE ... T O U N G E .... GGRRRRRRRR

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)

ah tongue!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)

Dude, in your language it's tomgue, but in popalian it's tounge! OK?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)

no..I don't think it is

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)

I think the Pope may have benefited from a classical education

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

tounge is something that rouge traders stick out at you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

y'know something, b3ta doesn't have anywhere near enough images of the Pope

MOAR POAP!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)

Pope and Star Wars and Scarface

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)

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