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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Don't touch me, man!
Also, b3ta.com/board/10391626
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# You're dead! We killed you!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Cowboy Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)
# is audi having a joke?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)
# waaagghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# *waits for barf*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)
# "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)
# "YOUR MOTHER SEWS SOCKS THAT SMELL"
also

THE BED IS ON MY FOOT.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# nngngngngngngn
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# This is disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I was trying to do that a few hours ago, but wasnt successful
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I said GODDAMN what a rush!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# i did it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Yay!
I was trying that one but it came out all slow. Jasc Animation Shop can be a bit hit and miss. It's the Fisher Price of graphics packages
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# that's what I use. its simplicity is why I use it

with Animation Shop, any frame rates under '3' are not properly displayed in any browser
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)
# That's a limitation of browsers I think.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Is this the love
that I've been searching for?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# big kiss, pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
# make this stop
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)
# oh ho ho and a bottle of rum
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Fuck, no
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)
# It's easier for a camel to get into heaven than a for rich man to shit through the eye of a needle.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# well groomed jesus is well groomed
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Charmin'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Not if the rich man goes to my local Indian for a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# A picture of this jesus came through my letterbox the other day.
Definitely no hippie.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# and through mine. It was the Jehovah's Witnesses
they see Jehovah
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:03, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# you took the words right out of my brain
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Jesus is Sean Connery?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# fuck off, I'm on t'throne!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
# "Close that fucking door or I'll take your eyesight with this hand!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# pimp-slap readiness
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Shitting Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# *shops dirty hand*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)
# My first Gnop
It's only been nearly 5 years...

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# i feel dirty joining in
but what the hell :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
# GNOP GNOP GNOP!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# anti-GNOP anti-GNOP anti-GNOP!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Cunting hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# shopped pics only plz, thx
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Fuck
Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Richard Gnobson.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# GNOPS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Welcome to my GNOPSPLACE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# GNOPSPLACE GNOPSPLACE GNOPSPLACE GNOPSPLACE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha
I loved that show
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Is it Gnopsday?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Pretty thing
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Good days, bad days ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Two bowling balls glued to an upside-down broom.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# That reminds me
haven't seen Akira in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# See it again soon
Before they make a live action version *shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# still would!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Get in line!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# needs more blindfold
(I'm next)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Oh dear,
there is something disturbingly erotic about this.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# arghhh
kill it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I'm getting and adoption urge
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# +s
GNOPS - SPONG ... see the connection?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I have to tilt my head to the left so this doesn't hurt my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# heh heh...nice tat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)
# This is wrong...
In every right way
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Charlie and his puppy

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# what big ears you have
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
# This was my first


can hardly spot the difference...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# 'gnops'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (215 kb)
(herman:D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Dib dib dib
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# he cheated his way to the firebuilding badge
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I saw him lurking in the depths of the Norfolk fens
He's almost as much a step backwards in evolution as the natives
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# lacks webbed feet
Can't really be from the Fens! (ex-swamp dwelling fenlander)
(darkwavepunk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# not all the wildlife there has webbed feet
unlike the natives :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Wowsers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# :D
A Norfolk nativehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38529000/jpg/_38529133_partridge300.jpg
(herman:D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Pssst...
You dropped this: " "
(between native and http)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# :D Yay! I know his cousin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# :D i know his other cousin

'noons
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# all of these are good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)
# cosmic crap
(darkwavepunk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Seems more floral than cosmic, but I suffer from space blindness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I suffer from cider blindness
(darkwavepunk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Entering ciderspace now, Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ...
I can't see what you've written but my can of strongbow tells me that you're correct.
(darkwavepunk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# thats ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Excellente!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# ^ Wood
Wood Shrubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# in the 70s, Adrian Chiles' modelling success rewarded him with the name "The Fanny Magnet"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# James Harries?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# here's his theme music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHkgWD3gk4
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# how dare you sully such a classic piece
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# agreed, surely this would be more his upbeat style
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ3ERhE0KWo
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Wearing that much nylon he'll call down more lightning than Thor.
Smack-bang on top of his mahoosive heed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# And down his lightning cockductor.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Ahahaha! and ^
*huggles b3ta for keeping me semi-sane*
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# *awaits flando-ization*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I was waiting for some other b3tains to post stuff before I posted again...
but I have to get on with some other stuff now so have this...


* I draw the cdc on it to protect my modesty.

also this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 9:55, archived)
# congratulations :)
edit: on the penis surgery i mean
editedit: penis reduction surgery of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 9:58, archived)
# :)

and thank you everyone down there as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Yay!
Congratumalations WB!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# congrats wb!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# what a whopper!
congratulations :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Your name makes sense now
You'll never have enough blood to fill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Congrats
& 'nings interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Congratulation!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# oh!
so that's what puts the 'Wobbly' in Wobbly Bloke
Congrats

EDIT: also, congrats on the 20K posts :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I say!
Congratulations :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# why does your enormous willy not cast a shadow, but your hands do?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:31, archived)
# How can it cast a shadow when it is flopped on the table?
flopped on the table radioactive?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Conga Rats!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# congrats wobbly cock
:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# {:-)
20000 posts, you'll never get the time back...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# No apologies for length?
Thanks for all the fish!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# No problem, thanks Samshy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# so I have 22,160... ;P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Happy Birthday Charlie Chaplin!


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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# i likes that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I just noticed... It's Dusty's and Spike's birthdays today as well...


2
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:29, archived)
# What time is it Eccles?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:44, archived)
# It's getting close k3b/-\b...
How are you keeping mate, not seen for for ages?

1

In reply to that post down there... I'm good but I can't post a new post yet because I haven't had time to get my cock out...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:53, archived)
# yeah I only lurk nowadays
I'm ok, how about you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Hallo!
How's life on the other side of the avenue?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Nicely!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Chappo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Didn't really work out

but what the hell, here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:18, archived)
# I like it.
But then I would...
I guess (as you're in the US) that it's a Great Blue Heron?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:26, archived)
# Yeah I think so.
Thinking about it, everywhere I've lived there have been herons of one kind or another nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:31, archived)
# They do get about.
We get a fair few species out this way.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:34, archived)
# The Great Blue is bigger and longer-necked
I suspect this is a Night Heron. Both are common in Quebec and probably so in NJ.
Both are a joy to see, especially as rendered above.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# While the Great Blue is longer-necked than a night-heron,
They often hunch up: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/bbirds/greyheron.html
(check out the first two pictures of a very-similar Grey Heron)
The facial markings aren't so hot for a night-heron. Mofaha, old chap, do you have the original anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:15, archived)
# You are the expert, after all
comparing this and this I'm not sure anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)
# and then compare those two...
to this

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Exquisite!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)
# Oh wow.
*buys airfare*
*flys to US*
*waits all day to see heron-person*
*adds a tick to bird list*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Far from it.
I'm barely amateur compared to some of the people I hang out with. I'm still happier with an Ardea heron, though. The bill also looks more like one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Well, you've written at least one more book on the subject than I have
just don't get me started on surfactants!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Crikey.
Well, micelles over migranes, I suppose, but not by much. I've been working on something that is inorganic, but mimics lamellar micelles, among other things that it does:
apl.aip.org/resource/1/applab/v98/i8/p083119_s1?isAuthorized=no
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:03, archived)
# AFM FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Hell yeah!
They're good chaps over at Basel. We crystal engineered a series of those (actual crystal engineering, not the usual 'we got a pile of vaguely related crap, but we're claiming it as though we designed it that way') and hopefully publishing it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8InGHP0fCE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOh1TRGNjw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:33, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpN60KKBAjc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:36, archived)
# :D I love that song
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:41, archived)
# Goddamit Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# ha ha! I really do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Not availabble in my country.
Won't even give me the title to look for another version of it. Youtube sucks donkey balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:47, archived)
# Haddaway - What Is Love
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:49, archived)
# Ahh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Ah, it's just Haddaway's What Is Love.
Pedro and I have been exchanging crappy, annoyingly-catchy, mind-invading songs. I thought I had him with this but apparently not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:50, archived)
# In that case...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbkwCICWwUI

I've been singing it on and off for a couple of years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 5:09, archived)
# hahaha wut??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 6:40, archived)
# It's a show my kids like
Moo baa, double quack, double quack.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:16, archived)
# NING B3TA!


EDIT: 5
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:16, archived)
# NONG NANG!
Howdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Following on from a conversation with my wife and daughter...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Evil tooth vampire?
Holy crap! I've just discovered the origin of the Jamaica? No she went on her own accord. It's from The Colditz Story. 1957. And that is my fact of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)
# The Pat Reid book?
What page number? I have to see this!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:23, archived)
# It's a movie.
British officers and others trying to escape a German castle that has been converted to a prison camp. A serious movie. I wasn't paying attention, and all of a sudden I heard the lines. Wild.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:27, archived)
# Aha...
I didn't remember reading it in there.

Might be of interest: languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=591
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:28, archived)
# I had a feeling it went back a long ways.
The way they played it in the Colditz Story made it sound like it was borrowed from previous acts.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:37, archived)
# I like how Peter Butterworth was considered unathletic enough to not appear in The Wooden Horse,
despite him actually being one of the PoWs who was jumping over the thing while the three guys were tunneling underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Well at least he got paid...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:33, archived)
# Tooth fairy ripped him off, through.
Dentures cost a lot more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Heh
I found out this week I need root canal work on a tooth. That means I need a crown fitted afterwards.
As it turns out our insurance covers almost all of the cost, so it's under $300.
Apparently though my wife's boss just had a similar thing done, and it cost him $1500. I told her maybe she'd misunderstood. Perhaps he meant an actual crown, like the queen of England has.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Bloody hell.
I have to get a filling done, but I've not got round to making the appointment yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:52, archived)
# Hahaha

BUM DEAL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I like this very much :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Stare into my teats,


Click for bigger (313 kb)
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Is that the woman from Hi-di-hi?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# D'you mean Gladys, Peggy or Sylvia?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Oh come on,
look at the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Yeah, I moved a bit further away and took my specs off,
and it's Gladys.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# To be honest
I couldn't remember her name. I think you win this www.b3ta.com/board/10392688
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:29, archived)
# What a delightful prize.
A Gladys I have to squint at.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:38, archived)
#
you could put it like that.
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
#



(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# Shur luks lahk yewv got a lurt of phuck ter share round, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:06, archived)
# i'm all phukt out now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:07, archived)
# The Phuck-U-Later, eh?
great after a few beers
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:37, archived)
# not too many
or you might land on Juniper (language advisory)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Sorry. You can't take your eyes off them now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Spin spin sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Look, it's perfectly simple...

(Sod, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:56, archived)
# I'd forgotten about this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:28, archived)
# I like the way you've painted the woman effortlessly balancing a plate on her head,
and how the doods are more interested in that than in the supernatural creatures swooping in to lap up Jesus' blood and maybe devour his soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Thanks
They took me ages and I thought all I'd get was TOAP

Oh, and it's a saucer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Sorry, I'm short-sighted.
I like the way you've painted the saucer effortlessly balancing a plate on her head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:40, archived)
# A true connoisseur
But still, who ever heard of a flying plate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Man, you haven't lived 'til an angry girlfriend has thrown a plate at your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Sorry, I'm short sighted
I thought the sorcerer was up on the cross.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Quite a talented bloke, by some accounts. A miracle-worker, even.
Mind you, I'm currently turning cider into piss without batting an eyelid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 3:03, archived)
# I have wine into water down to a fine art.
and so to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Second or third I still couldn't


Edit: Oh, and you forgot to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 3:29, archived)
# Aled Jones?
100% evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:08, archived)
# yikes!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:11, archived)
# hahahaha
"WHUT?"
Haven't seen that before. It should come as standard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)
# It was on a TV programme tonight about shit old adverts
it's this: youtu.be/QO2OocOVcJo (a bit scary actually!)

I think I need to take a break from here now every time I watch a programme I think "ooh that'd make a good .gif for b3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)
# WHAY ARE THEY AL LAUGHING AT ME?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# because you're covered in pig's blood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Well, this one's spectacularly good.
But everyone needs to kick a telly in every now and then. It's healthy. Although, since the demise of the cathode ray tube, kicking a telly in isn't as satisfying as it once was.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Inspiration for Cadbury?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWEOHd9JNmk&t=0m20s
EDIT or I just spotted the HappyToast Edition!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)
# It like a repeat of the Exorcist
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# I just tried to do that but the upload made it run slower
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# i use b3tards and gif movie gear, if that's any help
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Jasc Animation Shop here
it's very very basic and really hard to optimise down to 400k
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:39, archived)
# JAXSY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Yahooooooooooooooooop!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:18, archived)
# OH MY GAWD THEIR AL LAUGING AT ME AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Is Audi having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:27, archived)
# pfft!
oh hey! You would know...
What filter is this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Haha
no idea. Not convinced it's just a filter though. Are you sure it's not just a straight digital drawing/painting?
I'm trying to think what I'd use if I was going to try to emulate this from a photo using automation...
I guess one possibility would be to use a vector auto-trace, save to a bitmap format, then filter or distort (for instance, liquify) the result.
If it is just a straight filter, it's a really nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Well, yes, it is a filter in a way.
My employer just gave me a new iphone so we can update shared calendars and stuff etc...

I found a free app called ToonPAINT (from a company called Toon-FX) that does just what you see above. The only problem is that it works with images already on the phone or fed directly from the camera.

EDIT: if you stalk my profile, you'll see another one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Wow, very impressive.
Does it work with color images?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Yes, but iIt won't process the output as color, only about 3 values of gray
On the iphone app, you can then color it in (meh)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)
# So it's a free app?
Does that mean it serves up ads?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Yes, it is free. no ads,
It pops up a nag about every 4th time I've launched it, asking to send a note about how I like it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Aww bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Probably


About a week from now a lurker will get it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
# hahaha,
this exudes menace and malice, you dark-hearted bounder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:44, archived)
# :d
b3ta.com/board/10392626
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:36, archived)
# :(|).oO(have a banana)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)
# une banane
danke
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:51, archived)
# looks like i picked da wrong week to quit banane
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:54, archived)
# ha ha!
speed it up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
# i replied to the wrong thing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Tsk!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Creepy...
source?
(Testicles just for you, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# the source is even creepier
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:34, archived)
# FUK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell that's scary :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# invisible neck-snapping assasin!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Dancing beak to beak
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Dapper duck
is dapper
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)
# smoking: it's not beak and it's not clever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Bored..
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Is he a show off, like in Mary Poppins?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Nah.
bit of a nob, really.

It only occurred to me after doing it that it's not the first time I've been horrible to myself..

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)
# pretty niffty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Nice.
It's our new sheep.

Edit: Or maybe old Sheep. Like it, you should post more.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Ta
Mean to do more but never seem to get things finished. Have spurts of creativity but get distracted too easily.
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# that's funny
i get distracted easi.......ooohh, shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# This is fucking great.
I particularly like the "dear, oh dear" shake of the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:53, archived)
# yay
Fasta
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:34, archived)
# f
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Wump! You got mugged
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Oooh, creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# i'm looking at the man in the mirror
and i think he needs a prozac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# That's a bit weird
Nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Right in the pussy
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I'd fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# here's a quick and dirty jape
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Is Audi having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# i heard audi was having a joke about a mans bumhole
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Or are they ensuring that their billboard will be seen by waaaaaaaaaaay more people than if it didn't look faintly goatse-ish to goatse-obsessed minds,
and cackling as they roll in their wads of cash, thinking of the very internet itself echoing to the sound of their name. AUDI!...AUDI...AUDI...AUDI...AUDI...AUDI...AUDI...AUDI...AUDI...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# it doesn't matter how many times i say audi
i still can't fucking drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Hmmm a media coup-de-grace? perhaps we have been out-smarted by our own smug in-jokery!
Maybe Ford could do an advert using Smug Bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# The other day, my friend was giving me a lift to work. I looked at his hands on the steering wheel, and suddenly thought "OMG goatse"
We lol'ed so hard we nearly had a crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)
# asexy crash?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)
# The other day, my friend was giving me a lift to work. I dropped my pants and spread my anus apart and shouted "OMG goatse"
We lol'ed so hard we nearly had a crash.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# asexy crash?
damn my space bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# my space bar is perfect
i get free Zano drinks at it all the time and there's never any trouble
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Best of all the Space Bars
images.hollywood.com/site/star_wars_cantina.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# that's my seat by the window
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# the one in the leather looksdepressed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# He has the horn and it's too small to satisfy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
# poor creature
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)
# your space bar is phukt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# and your keyboard is full of toastcrumbs
hahaha

you're so phukt, it will never be fixed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i'm saving those toast crumbs
if ever i'm starving to death, i can save myself by sucking them from between the keys.
either that, or i can compress them until they form a newslice of frankentoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:56, archived)
# oh phuking hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# my keyboard is old and full of toast crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
# i'd go for a full key removal and hoover
then put the keys back in alphabetical order just for the laugh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# i may just do that
i'm definitely going to have to clean it sooner or later. the mouse needs a goodsorting, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# i bought a mouse that's way too fucking small
but it's nothing a bit of tape and tissue couldn't fix
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# arf!
it looks like it's escaping from a bread roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# the tape undernearth is causing some slight glide problems
i will have to return to the workbench soon.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# blu-tac and half a bogroll tube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# no no no
the bogroll will breakdown after about a day from sweat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# hmm, good point
half a small plant pot, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)
# You just had to go one better
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# i win
yay!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Medal pending
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)
# fuk u cloths
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# A pea, or as I like to call it prescience.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)

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