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# In private, he's a bit of a dick really

/needs more Audi
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
# I thought this was related to der ginger führer for a second.
Until I realised he isn't black.


(And to save my arse, he's no doubt a fantastic parent)
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# BRING FORTH THE BAN HAMMER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)
# At least I'm not posting links to tumblr goatse.
So I have kept my dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# after admitting a few nights ago to ending up in A&E wearing womens underwear
I have lost my dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Don't worry, as long as it wasn't stopping a hamster crawling out of your anus
they'll have seen worse.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# no I already had the hamster out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I had a hamster who had cancer.
My mum put a load of paracetamol in her bottle so it would die.

She should have rung you
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Yick, I think sleeping tablets might have been a nicer way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Your mum should have rung a lot of people, hamsters or no.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# She had her ring rung by a lot of people, if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# :O that's brutal
why not just release it in the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Why not stick it in your anus like the others?
What a way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Christ, you think being pecked to death by a crow is better death than cancer/paracetamol od?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# but at least it rejoins the circle of life
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I don't think The Lion King is a sensible basis for your philosophy on life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I tried following the baloo lifestyle
but I don't like eating bugs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1yLJtJ_5mU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# 5mU?
Christ, is one of me not enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:52, archived)
# YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Is he on about a flat tyre?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Has he just got a new blow up fecking doll
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# SHUTYOURMOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:52, archived)
# But I'm talkin' about Shaft.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:35, archived)
# YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# ha
i chuckled.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Ah, yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Congrats on the excellent FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:09, archived)
# And I bet he doesn't breastfeed either

wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Ha ha,
I can dig it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Papa got a brand new shitbag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# haha
a spangable offence
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Shaft talking about 'tea' way outshines the superb pun =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Thanks all :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)
# RPS (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:33, archived)
#

cfb
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)
# is Audi having a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Is goatse having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# even without seeing the full pic
I have the full image in my mind from this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Exactly.
And personally I do think it's a smart piece of viral advertising... right up until you actually reference the real pic. Then suddenly it doesn't seem so clever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)
# in car wifi still seems like a really bad idea
most Audi drivers struggle with the concept of indicators
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Not only that
I think it's going to be difficult to drive one of those cars now without thinking, "it's as if I've got my hands either side of a gaping arsehole".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)
# *Mental image of the Goatse Motorway*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)
# the M1 already takes you to Derby
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# This gives sex drive a new meaning.
You may have been an advertising executive in a previous life.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
# I don't know
I just know I'm being punished for something
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:47, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I think Audi drivers get that feeling by holding there ears
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:47, archived)
# How else am I going to download angry birds while I drive?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)
# The indelible Goatse imprint is forever.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Ahahahah, oh christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Wifi?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)
# No need to be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)
# No but perhaps you can milk it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I was waiting for it to load before posting a torrent of abuse
I was very relived when it went redex
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# now see?!? this is why we can't have nice things
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# vite vich von ov you svitched mein mustache ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Ooo, flounce!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)
# haha
:D...also arf OP:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
# He's sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
# GOMEDY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# But...this doesn't look anything like goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# TACHY TACHE

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha
superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Mo spin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# It's an electric toothbrush moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)
# vassn't me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I like this very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)
#
30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lizgnsy4vo1qgwq8qo1_400.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# *loads gun*
www.b3ta.com/board/10393958
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10383104
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Oh for Fucks sake!
* Is today the day i stop following b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# mindpiss
hey WB, shall we set up our own site where people post creatively silly things of their own creation and have a nice chuckle?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Sounds good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)
# given the fact you've been a tosser recently
yes please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# How have I been a tosser?
* Any more than I have ever been?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# is it everyone act a tosspot day?
I hate it when B3ta makes me wonder if there are better places to waste my time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
# hello new person ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# what the duck
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# GO GO GADGET DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Goosey
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# GOOSE STEPPIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# *makes Six Million Dollar Man sounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# The 6 million dollar goose
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Hollywood, MAKE IT HAPPEN
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)
# FASTER YOU FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
#
F D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# DIE YOU DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
ttllg.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Surely you should know better?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# maybe it's contagious
perhaps we should quarantine /board shooting all that show first signs of this infection.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)
# As my allegiance leans more towards Bela Lugosi's Dad clique than yours
I'm going to tell you to cheer up and take off your serious hat, holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# B3ta has cliques?
Well fuck me!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I like this *cliques*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I'm in a clique of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Ahahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Now for comedic effect somebody should hotlink each of these images in their own new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# See that people?!
Gronkpan, b3ta mod, has given us his express permision.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# The joke is when I ban everyone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# He was never the same cat after that spell at Uncle Andy's..
.. poor Gizmo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Of course under our 'arrangement' you'll knock down my sentence to three hours on the step.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Not until the money hits my paypal, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# what a TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Saw this bowl in a shop
You could eat chilli out of it

(lib319, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# the pre vert
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# purr shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# It's quite a bizarre sensation to be bored of goatse-esque images.
Like you need something all the more horrific to be implied to pass the day.

But I am impressed how Audi and this are clearly referencing the horror in mainstream advertising/design. It's quite a world we live in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I saw that here a few times but still a chuckle
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# udesor?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Goatse has had a finger and thumb cut off each hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# i saw that same bowl several months ago
but i didnt feel compelled to post it on here, because youre supposed to post photoshopped pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# You keep on enjoying obeying the rules
some of us are still punk!

yeah!
(lib319, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Well, the board's not expressly for photoshopped pictures.
and considering this is the third post in about 3 hours, surely we can be a little lenient/fluffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# meh, get over it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Insert Witty Title Here
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# "Anything to save a lady from being nailed to a ship."?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# That mermaid is about to get tentacle raped!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I thought the ship was called Crowley's Nest and was thinking it was some Occultist thing
lovely arts though
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
# It's "Crowey's Nest". Crowey being the nickname of a very lovely lady I know.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Yaar, squiddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Still getting the hang of this new graphics tablet

Anyone got any handy hints/advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# yes....
...draw a cdc first ffs.

EDIT how rude of me, have a click regardless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Only because I love you

Thanks for the kind words.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
Fuck! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# fucking hell lol!
and thanks for adding more hair, I'm practically bald :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# S'cool.
I do the best I can with what I've got.

Scotch egg time, then pub time, mothers. Add a no-eye-contact wank to that and you've just set up my ideal first date.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# As soon as I get out of the office
I'm off to pick me daughter up from her gran's abode. No time for scotch egg formalities I'm afraid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Sorry to hear that, man.
But you have to make time for these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# hehe
good draws, sir! Looks like that baby on the 2nd frame is already getting stuck into lunch!

No advice from me. You already have a thousand times the drawing skill of the average b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ^ what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Haha awesome
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Perry Bible Fellowship FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Seconded
With gusto.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Gusto sounds like a Victorian laxative.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# It is very good.
I don't think you need feedback beyond 'MOAR PLZ THX'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# ^ what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Thanks, y'all.
Thanks y'all very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# What's a gusto?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# About two pounds fifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
as for the advice - my advice would be tell us how you do it so well!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
# haha this ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# It's irresponsible cartooning like this that leads to societal breakdown
and a devaluing of the sanctity of marriage and parenthood.

As such, I have no choice but to click "I like this".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Excellent stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Red Bull may well give you wings, but I wouldn't trust the tyres on landing.


Apologies for a) shitness and b) ripping off the other Boris and Hermann...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# The tyres won't even hit the ground first.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# The missles would have already been shot at a Maclaren by that point.
As for the other issue, I am in negotiations with the Mrs and hope to be able to come out to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Cool, we're looking at the 6th now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Righto.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# SKYWARP WINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Thundercracker maybe...
...Skywarp was black..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# KABLAMO!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# And he was just about to start that calligraphy course as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# slipped on a banana and then killed by an meteoroid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# More fortunate than his mate who slipped on a meteorite and was killed by a banana
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# That's no cake
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# He did explain that it was a shit cake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# A holy one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# *tsk* not ANOTHER extinction level event :o/
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Congratulations mamals you are through to the Next Level
*ICEAGE*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# +10 evolution points
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I'd buy this game.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)
# And then Hitler was born.
The End.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# He'll be oil right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Don't worry
He'll just evolve into a penguin
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# psst.
Penguins had alrady been around for 15 million years by the time the dinosaurs carked it (or at least their very close ancestors). I never fail to be amazed at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# *evolves into a penguin and stands around looking at the sea for 15 million years*
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Fancy some fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# NEWS: Robert Crumbasaurus is killed by Leopard asteroid.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Help, chaps!
I need some decent guitar-based music to listen to that's from a band that's still current. Basically, we've run out of ideas and the majority of stuff we've been linked to is whiney pissy crap or Swedish death-rape-mutilation metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# You're better not asking me
My taste is notoriously shit. I'm listening a lot to Roddy Woomble at the minute (two solo albums, one with Kris Drever and John McCusker) but he went all folk so it's probably not quite what you're looking for. Idlewild are still technically current and still have his voice all over them though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Ah, I remember Idlewild.
Became JFK International in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# that's the one
i can't think of anything else i'd recommend guitaryish at the minute, actually. well, not that i'd say out loud so that i don't get all humiliated
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Cheers, though.
I should look into Idlewild a bit more. Used to not mind them back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# They went a mixture of REM and Scottish folk for a while
before Woomble went off to do his folk under his own name and Idlewild went back to AOR. They're still worth a listen, but a lot less... vital than they were back in 1999.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Try
Voice of the Seven Thunders
:)
(Meagrom, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Quite Doors-y, but not too bad.
Although my first impression was "what's this shite?" as I forgot I'd left 6 music running in the background, so when the sound came on it was plyaing that and something else...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# how about:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QA3m58DQw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Hmm.
A suitable riposte: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH32af3TGy67
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Lacuna Coil.
They're Italian.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# My sister loves them, so I am barred from doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Greatest live band on planet earth..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dm_5qWWDV8
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Ah yes.
Not too shabby. I have a workmate who's mental about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Some Canadian Content, in order of increasing heaviosity
Rick White, formerly of Eric's Trip and Elevator to Hell
Metric; Stadium Love as an example cuz you like birdies
Anvil; This is Thirteen - See the Story of Anvil if you haven't already - these guys are the real-life Spinal Tap.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Kylesa-
Static Tensions, then Spiral Shadow
or
Boris- Pink, then Smile

Any of those four will rock your socks off
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Red Bull gives you wings!
If by "wings" you mean "questionable tyre strategies and a defunct KERS system".

/shitty unfunny jokes blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# HA HA HA! Die Englanders have made ze joke, noch ja?
Quite right, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# LACHEN SIE!
LACHEN, ENGLISCH SCHWEINHUND, LACHEN. OR VOULD YOU BE FOR DER BULLET IN DAS KOPF? LACHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# God, I miss Switzerland...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# so did the germans
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ha!
Vy are ze streets of Paris lined mit trees?
So ve Germans can march in the shade, HA HA HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# you've got to have somewhere to store your jewish gold
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I miss Germany sometimes :(
Norway's kind of like Germany but with German spoken by retarded Geordies, worse shopping and ludicrously expensive "beer".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# And fewer ways of preparing pork, one imagines.
However, few races can match the Scandanavians for fermented fish products...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# if by "fermented" you mean "rotten", you'd be right
and for a country so close to denmark they've got remarkably rubbish bacon
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Fermented bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# i wouldn't put it past them
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Rotten pork in a can that has to be opened underwater.
It'd be a smash in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# And Iceland
There seems to be a correlation between countries that go whaling and countries that like disgusting rotting fish-based food. I think it should be studied.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
studied visited with flaming hammers of cetacean justice
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Is it wrong
I've got the sounds goin in my head when I watch that?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# nice
you could sell this to red bull
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# something about Red bull loosing the technological advantage and dodgy pit stop strategy

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Oh right this whole tyres thing is something to do with F1 I presume?
sometimes it hard to connect all the dots here.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# it was a bloody good race
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# That's what Hitler said!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ein Reich, Ein Heronvolk!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# haha
Tunatonic Knights
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Please identify each species
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)
# i can't shake the feeling you're mocking me...
i did say it was a shit and unfunny joke...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick pic for a slow board

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# And have this bandwagon hop as a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# they found him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Not approved by the RSPCA
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Oh good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# going for a bike ride bye bye
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Sunday morning hangover arts


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Oooh!
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# :) ty
the rest of the angels are at https://www.facebook.com/album.php?fbid=468201251178&id=693771178&aid=258539&l=241314a602
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# very nice
make a good screensaver
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# the cfb is desktop size
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# * If you have a small desktop..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# back in the day 1024x768 was bloody massive
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# VNice
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# so bewbs are gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Manboobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# There are bewbs!?
Hadn't noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# 'fraid to say it, but that indicates that you're actually gay
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Really!?
Dang! I thought there was some reason why I had this cock in my arse!

*pop!*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# sorry I fell over and it just slipped in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Yes
Gay as a fucking window
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# you are all GAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I've had her!

EDIT: On closer inspection and finally able to take my eyes off her norks... What is going on with her right hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# she has her finger bent over in some sort of gang sign
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# RPS tiems
Gaze in wonder as my cats re-enact Michelangelo's God and Adam painting whilst sleeping in sunbeams on the windowsill. Torchwood and Sapphire.



Credit due to Shalroth for taking the picture. Those aren't freckles on the Ginger Moggie's nose BTW, he's a fighter, those are recent battle scars.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# "Adam, join me in the kingdom of heaven!"
"...nah, sunbeam is warm..."

lovely picture.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I Fank U
Wallpaper Size: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/torchie_sapphi_1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# FLUFFEH TIEM!


Click for bigger (367 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I feel compelled to obey
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# nice pussys
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# :-/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Chortle! I like that!
You silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# LOL WOT IS THAT SIGN I HAVE NOT SEEN IT B4!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# lol I was driving my car and I saw it and thought lolwut "Are Audi having a joke?"
I assumed that noone will ever have seen it yet and made the link between the symbol and a goatse lol OMG it's SO A GOATSE do you see it!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# You know, i live in central london and i havent seen it myself yet
A testament to my shut-in-ness?

I shall endevour to take a 10 megapixel image of it and post it on here if ever i see it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# heh
I love the fact that all b3tans saw that and went "goatse". I had a hard time explaining why I was walking by that posting and chuckling :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of my cats?


I know the window needs cleaning.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Why you think I blurred it out?
Thas YOUR cat on the left, she's all mine!

*edit*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Oh! You cleaned the windows...but in photoshop.
I like that, haha =) Here's to sundays *faxes industrial strength swedish coffee*
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
#
Takk!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Gotta be honest....
...your window's stinking, ought to be ashamed

*cue domestic abuse case over dirty window*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# It doesn't look that bad IRL
...just the way the camera focussed I guess. The window's new, it can't need cleaning yet, shurely?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# It's the acid shit the workmen sprayed on the walls
got all over the new windows, no point cleaning 'em till the work's finished...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# YAY!
Hahaha! Properlol!™
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha
amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# =)))
Just how I react when someone plays the guitar at me
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Massively Optimized and looking shite!


Click for Ysol original on /Links
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Mine was so huge, it completely borked it when optimizing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# That's what she said.
zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# They were much too lively for Old Yeller.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Kids today tsk!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# haha this one is great
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
#





(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# last one going for a bike ride
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# you have far to many of these.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# UNBELIEVABLE!
Seen this in a shop in Lossiemouth Scotland!
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# that's shocking
You'd never see me taking the piss out of this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:03, archived)
# so what?
it's a doll get over it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Why am I looking at a photo of your wog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Pastel fishing nets?
Gah! I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I get what you're saying, but RPS is shite.
Very unfortunate placement of doll and sign, more akin to something you'd see in Alabama.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Triple Points Weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha... this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Amazing!
Who uses New Times Roman anymore? how Office 2000
(lib319, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# You mean there are more fonts available?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
#
have you tried new times roman bold?
(lib319, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Does it wash whiter than New Times Roman Daz?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Let me guess...
Rizzas icecream shop?
(Leenis is cool., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
#
thieves blacks
prosecuted lynched
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Racist
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I used to live a few streets away from a shop that sold all old style toys/dolls (including gollywogs,)
And I'm pretty certain the ONLY people who ever seemed to raise the issue of their names were types who went on then to espouse how them forrin types keep comin over and makin us change our national folk-ethnic ways..." Everyone else seems to have moved on, it really doesn't bloody matter! The only people who claim that there is an issue, are the ones who seem to want it to be...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Say you arranged it yourself
Then compo it in Naughty Shop
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Lossiemouth is a total shithole
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Gandhi floss...............
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably Bindun but had to get it out of my head
The local council guy dropped some propaganda through the letterbox this morning.
With slightly different photos their argument is a bit less convincing...

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I had to hear about the UK voting system when I took some english ages ago
gave me a headache. Still no idea how it works. First past the post seems like a sneaky way of getting rid of those pesky actual votes (while maintaining a government that isn't stuck like the US one once every couple of years).
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)
# I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Givin' much love to this.
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# History? Pah
Quite a staggeringly poor knowledge of history there: the Nazis came first in 1933 but still had to form a coalition government. There was no Italian election in 1922 - Mussolini seized power in a coup. There was no Russian elections either - only appointments made by the Communist party and Stalin didn't have control until 1927.
(johnson, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I knew I should have stayed awake in those history lessons.
In my defence I claim artistic license
(It sounds much better than ignorance)

Oh, and the queen of England is still Enid Blyton - right?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Well actually the Weimar Republic used PR voting and Mussolini, I believe, was appointed Prime Minister by the King of Italy following the March on Rome, although I think he won a seat in the parliament.
But I have to admit the No to AV campaign noticeably likes the sports analogies.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)

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