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[challenge entry] The sauce was beggin for it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Eeeps.. wonders what's on the inside...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:26, archived)
# it's hypnotized him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Well...
you can't see the reverse detail...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:39, archived)
# i really don't think i want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I thought it was Oreos you're meant to pull apart...
Broken 'em? He's rectum!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:39, archived)
# That stinks! Anus of this crap!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# mit zee chewy centre
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:42, archived)
# MMmmmm,
licky licky jammy mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# you and your spicy abbenchures
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Iz dat za new wookie club in moscow.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# COME IN UNT RELAX
(no jawas)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# To beez shorz.. wez donts vont twoz strokez oilz all overz zee floorz...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jawa_Motors
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# fine fuck find
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Ex biker/ cheep winter hack blog ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# and here's anudda!
www.companyfuck.com/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Tesco value gold finger...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:08, archived)
# LOL!
It's unusual 'cos it allows smoking, of tobacca
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Haha.. and zee chewingz tobaccaxz too....!!
You'd hav to be madz to tryz and givez a wookiez a fixed penultyz finez for zee smokingz...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Bum cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] All together now... Aww!
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# wins teh fluffy section!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# PUT THE BISCUIT DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE EDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:02, archived)
# You went over the edge years ago ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# haven't looked back since!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# You slipped a disc on landing then..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Train him to dunk it....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# NOBROUB
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# the gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Valentine Supplies!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I think it later went onto star in star trek.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I gave away my aids, but it turns out I still have it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# how did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:43, archived)
# They're all ocd in Finland...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# should have used a sand wedge, I agree Luke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
A baby Sarlacc, how sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# they'll be back
and in greater numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Giant sandman will kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# this is all of the excellents a growing boy needs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Yay...
I really enjoying these star wars ones you're doing at the moment....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Haha:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qspKuDKmXKE&feature=related
(herman:D, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Haha.
A bogie.

/knows nothing about golf. has had sex on a golf course.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# you are dave lister
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# He plays golf?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# lost his virginity on bootle golf course
all i've done on bootle golf course is get pissed and fall in a ditch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# I still remember, it was the 9th hole.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# were you watching from the bunker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I've got stories.
Oh, I have stories.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# i'll bet you have
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:30, archived)
# hahaaha i wonder what he's going to do after to that saarlac.......
apologies to your wonderful art HT ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha, woo yay

all kinds of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Then there's this...greatly lacking in awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# ENGAGE HOLOSUIT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha I read that as
"ENGAGE HOLOSLUT"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha I read that as
"ENGAGE HOLOCAUST"
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Tue 31 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# That dude totally looks like Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# nice boots
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Ye Gods!!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:56, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:37, archived)
# For fuck sake these are simply amazing
you are god.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
#

Mars needs Lips.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ZUUUUUUUUL
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Zool
Captain dynamo

Chaos engine.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Zool
Now that brings back memories.
It was rockhard for me, even with cheat codes.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Ahhh, Chaos Engine! Have to say that Gods and Zenon 2 were my favourite Bitmap Bros games....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# (Gozer)
edit: actually, Vintz and Zuul are both in the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Are you the gatekeeper?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client, and because she sleeps above her covers... Four feet above her covers! She barks, she drools, she claws...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Darn it
You meant to say something about keymasters or being a god. And then I was meant to ask about the twinkie.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# What about the twinkie?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Something about its swelling being the equivilent to ghosts
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# How is the fat guy gonna fit in there?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Offerings of tulips
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10437969
(herman:D, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# So the other ones name is Richard.
Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Who has to core out the cow anuses?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I see your cdc is as big as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# They've gone magenta!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# haha, I love the throbbing action as they are facing off
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Your phalus is weak, old man!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# "and I see your schwartz is as big as mine!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# That's the whole meaning of the "Schwartz" concept
But they didn't have the CDC technology at the time
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 31 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Sourse pls?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
#
i55.tinypic.com/16gmwdu.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/Cat_Slaps_Dog
(herman:D, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ace!
good work on the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# This is 33kb above the limit for images
Please comply, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Brucie Bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# thumb fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# To be fair, Herman was probably using a mirror so he'd know where the gloves are supposed to go
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# KAPOW
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Haha.... excellent...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Not sure I'd go for...
RED CHERRY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# o_0
*orders tub*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I tried it on my nipples, and it didnt work well there. but honestly..I should've gone a shade lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# PURPLE NURPLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I'm disappoint they don't sell smurfette nipple cream
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# o_O
Why would someone even develop such a product?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# it's dead here innit?
where is everyone?

by the way - lovely to finally meet you on Saturday - I'm sorry - I was rather drunk and may have embarassed myself...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# *shuns*
You should have come along. Really you should have.

I reckon everyone's gone down the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# 'Noon JPG!
Did you go a-bashing on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I did indeed.
Were you out of town or hols or summat?
Thought you would have been there :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Aye, narrowboating around Cambridgeshire for a mate's birthday.
I'm still swaying!

Good bash? Meet any lovelies? Any chance you can tag Jahled's pics? I'm very nosey!


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# It'll cost ya! :)
I haven't dug them out as yet. And yes, a very good time was had!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# I did.
Wasn't it you I was talking to? The pretty 6ft Redhead with the interesting... smile... and a penchant for Havana Club Rum?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# That's me. Well spotted.
You didn't have to grope my knee *that* much, though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# but it was fun..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# *tsk*
A married man 'n all...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# It doesn't feel like necrophilia any more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# hahahah... that really is a great read, amongst my favourites...
"Does any woman over the age of ten really need to be told not to go merrily daubing her cooter with mystery substances? "Natural" doesn't mean safe (see: hemlock, stonefish, sulfuric acid)."
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# ffs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# this is really good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 May 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Who did film me at work?
And made me look like a sexy lady?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Nice orifice!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# This is subliminally telling me to buy nazi porn
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
# ^...\o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Wouldn't it be funny
if someone with the username Lily Allen posted in response to your comment!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# It would certainly cause me to do a rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# You'd think that would be funny...but in reality...
..................................................not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# hello
(herman:D, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# :Dherman
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# HAHAHHAHHAAHAHHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# haah
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# I would so gunk her insides up!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha... that's my life that is.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# *waits for the punchline*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Not so fucking Jolie.
Gary Oldjoke.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Comparison Penthouse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
#
(we laugh................oh, how we laugh......deep inside...where nobody can hear us)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# they both died
- that's dr dyslexia's joke, 4vr n rtz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# that's how wars begin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I blame women.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# if hitler had tits he would've been a meanie
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# A sexy meanie!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Aah, hedge porn
those were the days my friend
we thought they'd never end
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# We never expected internet porn either!
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# i guess the modern equivalent would be burning a disc of pr0n and leaving it in a library
I always wonder who ended up with my 'collection'.

The police probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# What's a 'library'?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Where people go to pick up crack whores and tramps
not to be confused with my local club. Actually, they may be one and the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I once found a couple of pages from a porn magazine in the racks of my local cd shop
Can't remember between which artist they stuffed it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# my mrs found a wallet a while ago
so of course we looked through it to see if there was an address to post it back ti, what we found was a old porn mag page of "big & Beautiful" girls!!! and there was nothing beautiful about them or what they were doing /Adds sick face!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Oh noos, they're tearing it apart
How ever will they stick the pages back together again?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# glue sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# So I've been doing it wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Give us that, Deagol my love....
Why??
Because it's my birthday, and I wants it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# He CURSE us!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Headline
See assassin SS assessin' asses
(TitanLX, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
#
It was awesome! Nazis dressed like Druids, in a secret underground cave, with a girl tied to a table, for secret experiments. They just don't make magazines like that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Genius!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 31 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# want!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# for those not familiar with such things
www.menspulpmags.com/ (NSFW)

also a bizarre offshoot from israel of all places

www.nytimes.com/2007/09/06/world/middleeast/06stalags.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Whoa! 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:18, archived)
# LEG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# JUST GROW
MAYBE
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# It was that or 'Pink Clam'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Nazis make everything sexy
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# It's the uniforms.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# yay... the joy of finding porn in the nettle patch in the woods aged 10..!!... fond memories....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# the best!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] get kettle on wouldya daahlin
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# she needs the green one
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# ahahah i love your name
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!!!
...was very close to picking "the angriest man in scotland"
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# complete with cat ears :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# yiff yiff grrrr meow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Someone should buy her a top that
actually does up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Chester Quincy Magee: Uninspired Plumber


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Chester Quincy Magee is an uninspired plumber who takes great pride in knowing every U.S. state capital by heart. This impressive accomplishment of memory recall won him high praise in elementary school, culminating with the acceptance of a laminated United States map from his first-grade teacher (who then told Chesterโ€™s parents that their son would one day grow up to be a surefire success in all phases of life). In hindsight, it appears this teacher was gravely mistaken, as Chester seems to have peaked at or around age six. Though his state capital prowess has yet to win him any dates, Chester still dreams of making something of his life, and he recently pitched a reality TV show to A&E called โ€œThe Plumberโ€™s Life," which he hopes will be his ticket to vast fame and fortune.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# That's some top artsing right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
#
Chester likie artsie.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Chester looks a bit like Francis Bacon
mmm baykins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
#
Chester eats his fair share of bacon, that's for sure.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# it's given him a meaty complexion and hair as blue as his leg veins
(love your work btw)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# :D fantastic as always DG!
I love the more detailed look of this painting. *clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I don't know what I like more:
Your pictures or the stories behind them.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
than you, mate. i tend to ramble (if you can't tell), so the original bio for each character is usually whittled down to a few sentences by week's end. For some reason it just takes me time to realize what is unnecessary and what is not, etc. (guess it's all relative, tho). some folks could prob do w/out it altogether!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Fruity enough?
(good luck with that, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Well, more mouldy maybe.
Edit: I was holding back from saying it, but I really don't understand why QC had this rep as a writer...
He barely did anything else apart from two volumes of auto-biography...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Lemony even lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Oh, you....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Spongy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Mr Cre!
Greetings!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Hello mister JPG and might I inform what is up and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I have it on good authority the answer to your question is
'Great Boo'

Blackadder blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Haha, alright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# He's more of a Crisps Man than a Biscuit Man
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I'd say he prefers mince
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Din Bun?


...shouldn't really be here *sneaks off*

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hopefully it's to conveniently forget about the plasticy hunchback redesigns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ^ THIS
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Fingers crossed.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ^ this
But, as It's Moffat, it may just be so it's a 'surprise' when they turn up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Bloody Alessi Daleks....
*grumble grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# ...
"There's a problem with the Daleks. They are the most famous of the Doctor's adversaries and the most frequent, which means they are the most reliably defeatable enemies in the universe."

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# And they're too embarrassed to show them
after re-designing them into the Fiat Skaro.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I've just started to watch the new one on iplayer.
How much do they spend per episode? The Dresden Files and Firefly looked like lavish feature films by comparison.
(waxdart hello., Tue 31 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# He's joining the coaching staff though, so the noble art of the scything lunge from behind will not be lost to Old Trafford.
Also www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vCOnM4dg6Y
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# another knock-back from Clinton Cards.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Nice...
* But how did you know?

NING PROD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# bad
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# That's no moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Haha! But I'm not sure I'd accept that diagnosis from a baked bean
No matter how many medical schools he had graduated from.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Silly Clinton Cards
._O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Well you can only but try
how many places have you tried so far? Clinton's in a little mainstream really I'm sure there is a market for your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# yea somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# That's the spirit never let a little set back... well, set you back.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# How about....


store.effingcards.com/


PS - Your works are excellent
(toxic parsnip sold his soul on, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# aids isn't so bad
at least you can only catch it once : )

also Clintons can go fuck themselves the tasteless bastards
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:08, archived)
# If life deals you AIDS...
... make lemonaids.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Not my own joke.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I'll never ride the bus again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Arf.... I would have loved that on my bedside cabinet when I was in hospital...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:07, archived)
# The end is nigh....


Click for bigger (394 kb)
(comrad3mike, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# this is why i only eat meat
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I don't like meat, but as animals insist on being such cunts, I make a point of eating them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I may have to appropriate this line to go along with the
gem from Frankie Boyle about 'The Vegetarian Option'

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I did a bit of a double take when i saw "cucumber victims will increase" on the bbc rss feed
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It all sounds like a bit of a low-budget interpretation of Day of the Triffids...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# It produces picture captions like
The Andalucian agriculture minister was keen to show her confidence in the region's cucumbers.

Which is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I did wonder how they kept a straight face
when the BBC's standard rambling nannying doctor said that it's mostly young women that have been affected...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# * Cucumbers are for inserting and not eating!
* Welcome Noob - Pull off a Chicken and Shop for kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
This is the only scientific explanation for how the ecoli got on the cucumbers to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I've always hated cucumber
Now, my hatred is justified.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# poor cucumbers
it's the f'in spanish that's to blame. I also hear that their chorizo has aids
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# are all cylindrical foods diseased?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# This one looks like it.
*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Yes
I believe leeks carry syphilis and arctic rolls have a heart condition
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# You'd think it'd be easy enough to get a list of what stuff they've been vending in that area of Germany
But as someone pointed out, possibly some of these veggies were imported in a manner that dodges taxes and then it's a pain to find out. Personally I think it's more than likely.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Funnily enough we have been discussing the topic of the Zombie Apocalype on FaceBook
In the coming Zombie Apocalypse what will your weapon of choice to defeat the zombie horde be?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I thought it started with a kiss

Cucumbers usually come in much later
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Arf... and that's how it will end...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# His best friend!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha! Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] biscuit challenge


terribly sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# *spang almighty*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# oooo this is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# :)
WTTPBTW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# said the actress to the bishop
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# That is bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I honestly don't think you're sorry enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

pearoast for biscuit challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# oh christ
dangerous and delicious
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# LIKE MY COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Oh, you utter...
Someone get a Spang in here, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 31 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Are they written in Mexican?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Reaches for 'Multi-Spang'

* and yes, it does...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# animate or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# whyioughtta!...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Woah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Haha winner
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ...oh...c'mon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?? It's these blighters you need to worry about


(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# *fears* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# argh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# not dead after all!


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(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 31 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Down Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:42, archived)

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