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Adrian Child

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:56, archived)

vaguely reminiscent of the Wilson child

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:00, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)

tasty, and very well balanced

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

A couple of christmases ago,

I managed to convince someone that 'meat puppy' was a well-known b3ta meme, and they included it in their christmas card.
I'm still trying to make my dream come true...

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)

keep fighting the good fight

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)

It's good to have goals.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)

Wheeeeeeee!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

Ooh, lovely.

My goals in life:
Get a FP - check
Get a comment from rob - check
Totally ignore comment from rob - check
Get someone to do something with meat puppy - check
Get to top of the stats board - gave up on that one about a year ago.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)

set up a totally unremarkable profile page-check

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

Oh yeah,

that too.
edit: hang on...fuck off, if it's not FPed I'm not going to go whoring it around for the attention it missed first time around :p

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)

pipe down, ye chisel-dick'd wad gobbler

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)

i found the easiest way to get to the top of the stats board

is to have 4 simultaneous conversations, in different threads, with the same person.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:13, archived)

that is the second time I've heard someone mentioning that as perhaps a goal

I don't get it. When I was home with injury a while back, I found myself second behind Smash Monkey, and I thought, gawd I really have no life if I'm on here that much :D

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:20, archived)

i made a point of not posting any comments for a week

for that very reason ;)
saying "nice!" to eveything i liked didn't help either

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:24, archived)

one must shut off the pc or laptop

and physically leave the nest to find reality again :)

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:22, archived)

but then there's damn smart phones!

though it is a massive pain in the arse and you have to be seriously dedicated to post from one

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)

or just stay home and

top the stats list. Your kids will talk about that one for years :)

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 5:15, archived)

what on god's grean earth

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)

STOP THAT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)

Oh my god!

Look at the size of that backside!

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)

you know what Victoria's Secret is?

she was born a male

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

I thought her secret was that nylon knickers give her thrush.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:05, archived)

"clean-up in obstetrics, plea-uzzzz"

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)

Condiments tray, please!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)

may I suggest the boiled this evening, Sir?

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:54, archived)

Bloody hell

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)

Acromegaly is no laughing matter

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCpG32tPVM

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)

better feets den twatz

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:10, archived)

MADATCHA CUZ YA FEETS TOO BIG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:11, archived)

HAHA! That's fantastic!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:41, archived)

wow

dogmeat

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Shiksa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)

JA! JA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)

at first glance

thought it was a Bratweiler

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:30, archived)

silly Ellis, it's a dachwurst

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:40, archived)

*painfully de-values self* : (

*gorges on weinerschnauzer*

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)

excellent retort

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)

you know what I like? pictures of dogs dressed as food, or food dressed as dogs, I'm not sure

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:03, archived)

"tastefully" done, I'd guess?

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)

yes! the dogs dressed as people dressed as food. Who was big on that here?

EDIT: ahhh, yes
epiphany

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkEsQ-IHoAE&feature=feedu

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:01, archived)

haven't seen the epiphany name on here in a while

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:32, archived)

I like this

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An Egg ,D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:17, archived)

I missed the big dance thread this weekend :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

Luminous Elbows.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

How much would it cost me to get my elbows genetically engineered to be bioluminescent?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

I could probably do it for £40, cash.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

How about £30 and a soiled fedora?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

Fill the fedora with blue smarties and you got yourself a deal, young man.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

L-BO

woo i like this

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

Looks like I'll have to spend my weekend playing catch-up.

I was getting close to your skillz, but last few days you've gone and added more.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

well, i wouldn't say that. you do some awesome tidal-flesh thing that i am trying to figure out

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

Some is difference in tools set/app results.

But the main thing with those is noticing which parts are scaled or distorted pairings.
It's like this (below) but on a single face.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

i've tried a few things like that, but always fail

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)

post them

we love to say FAIL

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)

Oh christ, what a bag of shite,

you useless spastic.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

wow

thats incredible !! show me more

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

This one is all about the effect he means, but I've used the idea in other ones too.

but I've used the idea in other ones too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

That's actually quite close to the effects of psilocybin.

It's like being back in 'nam. Fuck....

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

^this

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:26, archived)

STOP THAT!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:19, archived)

this one grapes my squildo

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

Hahaha

haven't heard that expression in a while.
The word "squildo" is in daily use here though... it's the name we use for one of the cat toys.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)

a contraction of 'squeaky' aaaaand.... ?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)

Who is this?

She looks familiar.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)

Fuck knows. I snagged the source off a russian board a few years ago.

edit:
Ксюша Пушкаренко
more pics
rghost.net/994519?r=1412
-will that rustext even pass the board filters? Haha it did Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)

aww, cute!

t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQoXe7Cz7yHK9s4_MBPOGy8r1UL05ajBJFyPy-oz6o5Q_QS8NXA&t=1

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:44, archived)

What is this, a fucking mirror?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)

I guess we've all been through our scary transvestite stage

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)

oh! you're supposed to eventually get out of that?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:56, archived)

I just can't take a beating like I used to

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:18, archived)

unholy fuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

MUSHROOM FLASHBACK

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:10, archived)

wow

Unlike tahkcalb, I can't even pretend to know how to go about doing something like this.
Triffick!
edit: just read that back - didn't mean it to sound like a dig, tahkcalb, sorry...

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

Morphing has a bad rep, so many avoid learning it.

And there is some "ufiltd"-ishness about it, but if you use fun sources
I think it can be raised above that level. Some disagree and say it's trite.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

What programme do you use for morphing?

Is it a ps extension, or something completely different?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

I think Tahkcalb uses a mac thing, I use sqirlz morph for Windows

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

I've used most of them over the years.

I sometimes use even Blender. But for the last while I've been using NorrkrossMorphX.
www.norrkross.com/software/morphx/morphx.php

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

thanks 4 the link

I have bookmarked it and look forward to a few frustrating minutes attempting to use it before giving up and going back to bel-air !!

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

yeah, I would say it's more technical and less art....... HOLY FUCK! Look at this!!

NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!!!!!
I swear I didn't shop it, It's really her feet, LOL

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

some awful cam tart popped up when I hit that link

but yes, they are BIG feet. I wonder if it's true what they say about girls with big feet...

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

oops, I always forget those ad popups. I have a couple of script and site blockers on my browser

soz

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

The one I got was extremely nsfw.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

eek! Link changed. thanks for the heads-up (no pun intended)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

also, yes it's true, they can do dishes with them

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

I got one that said save the planet, use wind energy

NOT WHEN THEY'RE BUILDING WIND FARMS OVER HEADWATERS, FUCKSAKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)

Big ass and big feets!

Daaaaaaaamn!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

It was so big...

it broke the internet.

Look. Melvins and kiddies dancing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=090orHbfUp4

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

a proper knees up

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

Did this for wildyles

Click for bigger
how to understand it

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

75jGlS

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

alright mutiful?

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

Aye not bad.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

hahahaha

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

Oh, now I see it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

Mwahahaa

tagged!

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

Woo hoo thank you!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

This took far too long

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

No thanks.

I'm still getting over my fear of vagina dentata.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

i enjoyed that film

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

it means no worries

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

me too

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

Goodness me. 2 Can...

how are you?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

Really?

Well that's good to know. Catch you soon.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)

BIGGEST LOL OF THE DAY

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

haha

bogey

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

hahaha!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

Lossie to the rescue!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

proper laughing here

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

hahaha!

Genuine lols!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Sorry i'm late.......

But this deserves to be front paged!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

What she said (even later)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

and then some

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:38, archived)

hahaha!

Edit:hahahaha!

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MartinH, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:03, archived)

Hahahaha!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

HAHAHA

Brilliant! I clicked until my balls hurt.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

hahahah

SPANG

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

The Wicker Ma'am

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

hahaha!

Right in the fucking face!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

but she keeps coming back for more

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LS18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

she fucking loves it

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

heheheh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

only saw these Hanrahan edits last week, great fun

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

what a fucking terrible actor

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:30, archived)

I've not seen the recent version. Is it rubbish?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

no my job, mang

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LS18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

haha - good job

Now how about posting a hi-res cutout of the baby?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

I think that baby has its bum out, let's not go there

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

I think I understand what you meant.

And you're probably right.

I wasn't entirely serious, but meme shelf-life seems to be less than 2 days and we need a new one now!

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

yea, I can just hear the b3ta police scream nsfw :P

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LS18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

Mmmmm, roadkill babby.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

I'd prefer to think it crawled up there and napped

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LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

people throwing their garbage out the car windows

sheesh

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)

Is it still potato time?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

haha

this is great!

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

WUT!?!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

NOW I DESIRE BAKED POTATIS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

but not this potatis

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

FINGER FOOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

hahaha!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

looks beaut..

although i couldnt eat it with grated cheese and ketchup

(Sherbs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

i can feel the pain

yet id still hit that

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

Eating baked potato!

Eating baked potato!

(User #86772, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

for great injustice.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

hahaha this is superb

*click*

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FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

thank you mr hasselhoff

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

is that bloke actually you?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

Guy on the right >

H A P P Y C A N D L E D A Y

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

The cock?

Thenk yeaux for the candles, lensman!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Happy b3taday

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Frogbeat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

I was there when the wall came down.

I had my moment of fame as a hippy riding a badger. I shall not deny you yours, BUT . . .

Don't milk it or people will begin to hate you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

I was there when the wall went up.

We didn't get the contract as due to a clerical error we quoted for french windows and mood lighting to be included.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

sounds dreamy...

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

I could have

averted the Cold War single handed. Capitalist or Communist, they all love a patio and a pond, some nice plastic furniture (B&Q, none of the cheap rubbish) and a bottle of finest Blue Nun. But did anyone listen?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

huh?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Whut's that you say?

Wine? Oh, Blue Nun.

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

He only posted the original cutout less than 36 hours ago.

We've had freebase and flanbase cluttering the place up for fucking months.
edit: So here, have some more :)

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

another shit meme.

just what this place needs

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

I thought football was out

and this Lionel Messi picture keeps popping up. I don't get it.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Ah now

this gives me a predictable, shit idea that I will immediately shop.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

Haha

genuine lol

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

May I join in?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

haha

this is ace, and probably a strange cosplay fetish somewhere.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

hahaha... great!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

\o/

o^-o

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

Ahh wonderful

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

I know, spelling....

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

What are

those cars? Old Toyotas? Curious minds demand to know.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

Maybe Datsuns?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

Could be

But I don't recall one like that. I'll not sleep now.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

I just tried googling images for 70s datsun and toyota.

I think you're right - toyota.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

Fine looking machines.

Let's hope they catch on.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sSwI35rgZM

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

That was awful.

Have me singing about cars even worse in return. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IEyxIBz7NQ

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

Not my kind of thing,

though you have a good voice.
But I want to know what were you banned for?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

I was banned

for using a Prince song. Although Sam Cooke's people also didn't like me. In fact there was a longish list.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

He's such a litigious twit.

I gave you a ~~penis~~ gun, did you see?
www.b3ta.com/board/10447617

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

I did see,

and against all odds it isn't now magenta. Wicked job with the shadows too. Cliff Richard never had the trouble i do.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

If it wasn't against the law,

I'd suggest you got a bittorrent for photoshop. I don't know how you make such lully pictures with a basic version.
I use photopaint, which is pretty much the same thing but made by corel. I used to use that and corel draw at work, so stuck with them.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

Perhaps it is

the basic version that makes the difference. Everything in my pics is done the hard way, no shortcuts. Perhaps that shows. i dunno.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

tbh

I used to think your pics were done with real paint and scanned in or something.
I simply wouldn't have the patience (or skills) to do your kind of pics.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

They take a while

I do vary methods, but it keeps me off the streets.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

They're always good.

And many of them have a maudlin air about them, which I like.
/goth blog

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

Makes it a pun, and on that note...

and on that note...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

brilliant

but the font challenge is that way *points in the direction of the past*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

Spoilsport

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

I know from experience that

ideas for challenges often come after the event.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

^ This

I normally just do the idea anyway
*Grabs colouring pens and lizard pic*

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

^this

or rather this that came after the spoonerism challenge.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

that was one of the best posts ever on b3ta

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

Ahaha,

I remember that - excellent.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

Thank you both

I will be dining on that for a long time to come.
:D

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

ha nice edit

old school, before my time.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

b3ta's been really good today

shame I've been caught up with w**k

but this, this is wonderful

houpla

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Haha.

I love the way you've treated it as a four letter word.

I designed my life to avoid it. I wish I could give you some free time. I'm actually getting tired of doing nothing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

fuck just got real

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

Fantastic

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Frogbeat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

as long as we avoid comic sans

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

Have another (must've bindun, tho')

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

Nice.

Do you have a special programme for ascii-ing things up, or did you do this by hand?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

Nah.. just went here: http://www.typorganism.com/asciiomatic/

and uploaded the pic. Probably better ones out there (only accepts image size 60 x 50 pixels)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

thx for the link

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4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

kind of sort of a bit relevant slightly

Click for bigger (352 kb)

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tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

haha

booof!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

uncertain about this...

(Hemipygous, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

We read from left to right in this country Mustapha

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

and top to bottom?

(Hemipygous, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

Racist.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

when in doubt

answer a question that wasn't asked

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LS18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

Vanilla, honey and camomile

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

What are the constituents of your favourite unguent?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

I'm not telling

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

I 'c'.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

He should be saying:

Not at all, but my friend, Professor HEISENBERG, could no doubt tell you exactly where I was...

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

pffft!

send in the ninjas

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

ehh

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LS18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

qbasic.exe

GORILLAS.BAS

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

man this really makes me want to play it again

i hope someone coded a browser based multiplayer version of it
also draw circle and play c c d d f

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

you guys are showing your ages :P

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LS18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

i used to code text adventures in qbasic

no one ever played but me and i would always improve my epic "simpsons trivia" game. those were the days.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

nibbles.bas

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

angle: 70 degrees, velocity--oops

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LS18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

> Fuck Gandalf

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

Up-arrow Enter

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

fuck DOS, CP/M is where it's at

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

The Spud That Got Away

/nonsense

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)

RUN!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

faster you jazz bastard

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)

I would chase him

with a fork in one hand and a tub of Lurpak in the other.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)

Here, hide in this bowl of sour cream and butter.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)

BOTH?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

I will sometimes even add a spoon of cream cheese too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

Run! Your brother suffered a face worse than death!

Apollo-jizz for any spunk tater freak-outs

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

okay now my desire for potatis is somewhat diminished

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

Yay!

chased off by the runner beans!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

go on, my son!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

this is the new nyan cat or however you spell that

nyan potato

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

He's running on a hot plate

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

Big Fat Johnty & Johnny Bubbles

(Johnny Bubbles, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

well done for leaving Frogbeat's name on it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

look at us! we're on the internets!

smile at our faces!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

Don't encourage them!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

Taking a break on his long journey

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

Hehe

She's having a vowel movement

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

No, no, no

They're called klinkers here ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

Gah!

I don't know my klinkers from my medeklinkers!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

medeklinker dan Carol

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)

ZZzzzzzz

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

i dont get the german coins joke

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

Really, Mark?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

well

shouldn't it be just Deutsche Mark (former currency)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

Mark Porter

Or are you winding me up?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

no ive tried to

spin you right round
right round like a record

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

o why not

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

o_O

Helen Mirren?

(UTB, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

Spookily, I was just thinking that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

no Timmy Mallet

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

hahaha fuck!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

was yours the first one?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

I don't reckon so.

I'd seen this animation used before I think. Mine is the only one without the "family" logo though :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)

Is this all B3ta is these days

the endless repetition of the same images and memes over and over and over and over and over again.

It's like the early 2000s...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

careful, comments like that get you told off

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

Heh

I was hoping the irony would show through.
I should have included a picture of an iron.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

It's getting late

so we can be content with imagining it!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

Whether he is doing the ironing or not

I am fully supportive of his comment.

If anyone dares to mention it, they are shot down in flames with a "do something better then".

I find it very difficult to find much inspiration these days as often one idea fires up another idea. It's called inspiration, hummus and there is so little of it these days.

Present company excepted of course :)

Despite my work load, in the past I've always managed time to take a break and have a giggle on B3ta but all I tend to see these days is fucking Freebase and the latest meme shopped onto the same old pictures.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)

VOTE VOTE VOTE !!!

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1229054

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

You, sir

are a fecking inspiration!

Now, where is my blunderbuss?
heh

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)

I can proudly say I have never done a freebase or a flanbase.

I had a good few goes at cutout mark yesterday, but that didn't feel as tawdry since he only put the sauce up the same day.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

That would get boring pretty quickly to be honest.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)

Hmm.

You could be right there *strokes chin* .

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

We need that for our cousins across the pond

or brothers who have lived there for too long ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)

hahahah! *votes*

I do tire of teh memez.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

Mmm...

...sturdy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)

The thighs!

THE THIGHS!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

Tardigrades are the next big thing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

fuckwin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

JUMP UP JUMP UP TO GET DOWN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

haha i still love freebase too hard!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

BBBBBBBbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

it's like the Kabbalah tree of leffe

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

Oooooh a nice big glass of leffe

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

brune

fuck that other shit

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/cuntkickers_belgium_belgium_belgium_4.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

hahah this makes perfect sense to me.....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

ooh la la

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

Is that the sound of everyone checking to see if a scorpion is an insect?

It's an arthropod apparently.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

So are insects :P

Scorpions are arachnids, like spidies.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

oh....

GCSE science was a long time ago. Still at least I knew they weren't insects.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

Insects traditionally have 6 legs.

There are different orders of insects, like the lepidoptera order, which would include animals like caterpillars and moths.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

The hurts are interconnected to hurt !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

*stings*

Eh?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

Ouch !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

Things that make you go 'Hmmm'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

I clicked.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

I always feel 2.77 times more cleverer after these posts

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

No legs - watery - octopus ?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

They have arms.

Not legs or tentacles.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

although, I think this was on QI a while ago...

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2547597/Octopuses-have-two-legs-and-six-arms.html

But as they only use them to scoot along the seabed I am sticking to 8 arms.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

I'll just leave you to argue with yourself.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

where does chlamydia fit into all of this

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

Juicy yet offensive.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

hahaha!

there's always one bad apple.... hang on....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

Needs more Daily Mail seal of approval.

*click*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

he's taking the pith

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

His best friend is

Aggravated grape

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

seedy!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

They're a nasty bunch

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

full of wrath

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

bravo

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4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)

It all adds up !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

Robert Kilroy Silk?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

FUCKING ORANGE!

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

banane

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

l'orange

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

le petite fuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Je Cock

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

le douche dan le hogis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

I give up

you win.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

sweet cuntcoupons all round

thus

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1cfTMdjkYM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

I shall

claim my coupon at once.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

cunt around the dotted fuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

Schmoking A Peal

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

she is hot too

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

haha! What a pithy little prick

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

ning

and then ET came and fixed it again

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

Offensive orange is exceedingly offensive

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

hehe...

yay!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

nice

I wonder what he cut off?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

*whistles tune

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

hitler only has one ball

the other is in the albert hall

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

Subject of the Don MacLean song

Krystall Krystall Nacht
[Hull]

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

haha

one way ticket

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

CHILLIN VID MINE HOMIEZ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

Well that changes everything.

He's so soft and cuddly.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

FUCK NEIN!

Nicely :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

Hitlear

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

/Hitlear, has got only one ear/

...etc

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)

HE CUT HIS BALLS OFF

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

Not so loud!

He's very sensitive.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)

Hahaha

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

Looks a bit like Hitler lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

One of those guys

More at www.piecomic.com

(dredgeups, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)

at least he's not just going to rape and kill her

wait, he's not just going to rape and kill her is he?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)

I dunno

I try not to think what happens after the last panel.

(dredgeups, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

most people assume it involves squirrels with tits

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

It's called "making love"

(dredgeups, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

most people who assume it involves squirrels with tits don't know what "making love" is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)

no. not just that ;p

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LS18, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTGmTsx7Ezs

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)

now that's a massively confusing situation

if he asks, then she would by definition "give"
which by definition you cannot do with rape
so it wouldn't be rape
so he wouldn't be happy
and obviously neither would she

I don't see that ending well

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

it's ok, she was jewish

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

*belated reply*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

rape the queen

loot the palace

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

this man knows what he wants

he's got a bow-tie

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

That`s my life in three pannels.

Including the lack of sex.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

lack of sex?

im pretty sure he got some

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

hehehe

i wonder how this would go down in real life? Im too afraid to talk to real womens.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

It would all depend on the type of girl.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

giddy as a school boy

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

dirty girl

but I will do whatever you say

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

hehe

Griffy Savalas likes this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

How does he smell?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Half of the reason I would try to pull and take a girl home

was to justify the expense of a taxi after a club.
£8 for two people - reasonable, £8 for one person - extravagance.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

Ride her home !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

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