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# I just went and got MARRIED
...like a growned up and sheeiit.

img836.imageshack.us/img836/813/333729961.jpg

Not sure who that woman is, though.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I give you 9 months.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
# that's what I gave her
hahahahahahaha, know what I mean, phwoarr, eh, *bloke banters*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I didn't know you were a magistrate.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Not your marriage... You.
You have cancer.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# "Congratulations" - K. Clarke 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# WAILAAPOYB?
'grats though :o)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# you're wearing the wrong outfits
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# seamless
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)
# *awaits Freebase*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# *doesn't anticipate waiting for long*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# *may be pleasantly surprised*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
# *sits and waits*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Freeb:
http://www.b3tards.com/u/8fb5d1cc5364980c8582/untitled-1.jpg

/edit
What magic codes have I missed out to get the image to show?
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)
# :'(
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 0:48, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 5:40, archived)
# she has big strong hands.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Flan FAIL
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 5:57, archived)
# congratulations
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Congratulations
and yes, I would shag your missus
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I finally feel I have contributed something good to this bitter world that mayhap outlast my passing
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# that cuntdog is eternal
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# DO A SICK
 

 
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 0:22, archived)
# FUCKING DO A FUCKING SICK
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 2:48, archived)
# There is no spoon.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 5:58, archived)
# wolfsick avec lasertits blitzen und brandow
/deconplexis
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# mit popular fuckjape
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Let's bake bread.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 5:56, archived)
# nicely 'shopped
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I LOVE B3ta.
Thanks for the kind messages, the pictures, and the want to do things to my wife. You're all welcome!
(, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# You can pick up a knife and stab a burglar, says Ken Clarke
... done in a bit of a hurry
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# "Gonna cutcha" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# "I'm going to Soho for some cunt" - K. Clarke,2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# "I Say, this is all a bit of a rum do, what?" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# "stamp, STAMP, STAMP! STAMP!! FUCKING STAMP!! FUCKING GONNA FUCKING STAMP! STAMPSTAMPONTHECUNT! STAMPHISFACEOFFHISCUNTFUCK!" - K. Clarke 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# STAMPHISFACEOFFHISCUNTFUCK!
AHAHAH I like this
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
# 'I like the Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass. I like the buttery biscuit Bass' - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# 'Are those trousers?' - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wo-orld, it;'s fantastic, life in plastic" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# "boom boom shakalakalaka boom" K Clarke 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# "Excuse me, thanks ever so" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# "Stop." - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# c-c-c-combo breaker!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# >:(
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
# "Hammertime!" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# "Well, you got to hand it to her, despite the many difficulties life has seen fit to put in her path, She's really done well for herself" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# "Make mine a large one, cheers!" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# "At the end of the day, when all is said and done, you're a cunt Johnson. End of." - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
# "How is babby formed?" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Mon ahead then ya wee fuckin' ride!! - K. Mc Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
# "You're a big man, but you're out of shape. For me it's a full time job. Behave yourself" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
# "All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# "little pig, little pig, let me in" - K.Clarke 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# "Why does it hurts so much, daddy? WHY?!" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# "Is this real life?" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# "Charlie bit me!"- K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# "My my you HAVE been a naughty girl, haven't you? Come here and get the spanking you deserve" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
# "We're gonna need a driver and a couple of shooters, pronto" - K. Clarke 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# "I had a massive toke on this doobie, right? and I went blind for a fucking WEEK! Adrian told me later it was about 9/5ths harpic, yeah?" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# "A horse" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# "Cracking Crack, grommit lad!" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
# "Boom, boom! Stab, stab the cunt!" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# "Never gonna give you up." - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# "Ecouté, et repeté. Il a midi" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# "Never gonna let you down." - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# "mother? why are you doing that? mother stop it, mother I don't like it, mother. mother.... please" - K.Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# "C'est l'heure du dejeuner" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# "Never gonna run around and desert you." - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# "'ere, don't you know big vinnie cable? 'e's gonna fuck you up good and fucking proper, son" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# "See? If I wiggle it like this, it goes all stiff, see? Are you looking Dave?" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# "Three Magnets and a little Magnet" - K.Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# "Smokey and the Magnet" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
# "The Magnet of lost Magnets" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
# "You bring the knives and I'll start the disco" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
# "One flew over the magnet's nest" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
# "Freddie Starr ate my magnet" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
# "oh hell, i just gambled and lost, have you got any spare undercrackers in your office?" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
# "clever girl" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
# "That'll do pig, that'll do." - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# "It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up, And It Changed My Life Forever" - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
# CCCCCCCombo Breaker! - K Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
# "I'mma gon' fuck ya till y' love me, bitch." - K. Clarke, 2011
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)
# "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that" - A.C. Clarke, 2001
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
# NO PARKING WHEN STREET IS SNOW-COVERED
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Why?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Closer to Jack Frost's house.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
# DO NOT CROSS PAINTED ISLANDS
is my fave I think. It's strangely poetic.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
#
i saw a sign today that said "DONT BLOCK THE BOX"
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
#
i guess thats a common sig n
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Noon Microwave!
* I have to say i'm rissing a bit here?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# It's a fairly common sign in parts of the US
that much I know.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# It means "Be careful. The bridges will ice up before the roads do." in idiotic english.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Or
It's a message from the evil voice that lives inside Jeff Bridges' head, instructing him to take crystal meth before driving
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# WRONG WAY - GO BACK
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# there is something about your work...
I find mesmerising : )
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Fork in the road.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 5:59, archived)
# hello b3ta
(actual face not a gnopy as this suggests)



click for bigger creepier eyes

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Show me your face, and I'll show you my 10k (ish) naked body post..
*waggles eyebrows, but isn't a pervert*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I like your comics.
This too, but I particularly enjoyed the comics.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
# *blows dust from own brain*
i don't think i've drawn one of them for...some years, ta though :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
# alright stranger!
is Vork about too?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Wotcha! I doubt it.
I did see him at the weekend though, oddly enough.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# cool
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# o_O
rob?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# cheer up!
:)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
# o_o
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
# rocky dennis?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
good god
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
# It takes guts, kid.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
# "Gottle of Gear" - you could hardly see Vince Cables lips move.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# They're both a complete waste of flesh and sentience.
*rages against machine*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I like Vince Cable
He sounds like a character in a cheap 50s London mob flick
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Big Vinnie.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
# 'ere, don't you know big vinnie cable?
'e's gonna fuck you up good and fucking proper son
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Posh people chewing gum
is always going to look odd.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# i can't stand that insidious little cunt
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Beware the Judderman..
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Yeah, my thinking is
if you require the trust of millions of people in order to get the job you want, stabbing your brother in the back is probably not the best way to start out.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Oh, sorry. Didn't I say? This one isn't taken with water, Neo..
..you don't even have to open your mouth.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
# blue pill
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 6:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Runway plane is watching you mutate.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I always feel like somebody's watchin' me, and I get no privacy. Whoa-oh-oh.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# brill!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] state the obvious
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
# It's too orange-y for crows.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# WOAH!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# DUDE!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# there is no chode
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# You weren't there man!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# 4VR N R CH0D3
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
# What a fucking bender
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
# "You just have to understand, you have no brain."
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
# he sure picked the wrong pill!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
# for a moment i thought this was goatse
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
# The horror. The horror.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# That would explain his amazing jumping ability!
Please make 3D.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
# mmm 3d mario mit chocco bread bricks
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Is a me.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# How many do you have?
Also, can I have one?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Meet me in the alley out back. Come alone.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I always do - she reckons that only 20 seconds' worth of thrusting just doesn't do it for her :(
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# She doesn't know you like I do, man.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
# It sounds pretty safe. Let me go to the bank first.
I normally carry large amounts of cash but accidentally bought a business jet so I'm a little low at the moment. I'll be there in two tics. My shoelaces need waxing too, I'm almost always bent over tying them. *sigh*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# *bums*
*robs*
*bums, again*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# *bums rob*
*robs rob's bum*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Hey, the original Matrix was in 3D. Really! (So was the original Tron, in parts.)


EDIT: Top two are anaglyphs (red/cyan glasses), the bottom is a cross eyed stereogram, for headaches!

And... Tron
b3ta.com/board/10466129
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# No way could you give any 3D depth to Keanu Reeves acting
he struggled with 1 dimension!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Woah
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Haha yes
that "hmm what's my next line" look
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# "I know Kung Foo!"
:D
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Matt Damon
0.5 dimension
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I'll take your word for it
any more headache and I'll have to amputate

*click*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# unfortunately keanus face is still just as 2 dimentional


I saw the day the earth stood still recently, they should have renamed it 'the day keanu reeves face stood still'
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Welp, you have your work cut out for you.
Any lateral footage has 3D in it, going back thousands of years. And the original matrix "Bullet time" is just lots of that, perfect for extracting 3D video.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Una mas, you're all so nice.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
# ahaahahaha
so true, I saw it last week..somehow..I think on BT Vision

Interesting acting technique, don't move your head or convey any kind of emotion, talk quietly and slowly and people will think you're an alien genius.

*great vibro gun btw

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# That's where ALF went wrong, that and eating cats.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# at least he had poirsonality
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Aw, come on...
An alien newly given human form, unfamiliar with emotions and human interaction? He absolutely nailed the role! :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# More likely Hollywood said "Ok we need a role for Keanu Reeves what can you guys come up with!"
"Well we have this alien who is emotionless, has no qualities which the audience can empathise with, and doesn't have to move his face or head at all!"

"PERFECT!"
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# that's a big neato
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
# my 3d take on a classic meme (NSFW)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I really didn't want to see that.
Couldn't you have given some clue as to what it was? :(((
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# It was marked NSFW
and called bathtimefun.jpg. What were you expecting? Actually, fair point, that may draw in the casual perv not expecting to see bottom expulsions.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# serves them right? :)
I think your penance has already been served when you put in the time making the image.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Most excellent!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hicksmeister General!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# hehe nicely
welcome to teh board.....
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Comper it kidder.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Hmmm...thunk I had?
Hi Twisted, Hi Mu :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# nicely done
EDIT your post and compo it!

TJ - step daughter and 7 friends just left for their prom*. That's 8 mostly, exceedingly good looking 16 year old girls in pretty dresses with heaving bosoms. *tugs collar*



*yes, I agree with you
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Thankyou kindly :)
Indy right place now.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# TITS OR GTFO!!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# my step daughter had the best ones
we are off on hols in a couple of weeks, She is going to have to beat of Turkish men by the dozen. No wait, let me rephrase that!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
# lmao you're so wrong.. :D
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
# *finger guns*
*calls police*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# What is this, Autumnwatch??
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# if you're not cracking one off over kate humble
then probably not.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# why didn't we get a prom?
not that we wanted one, of course. none of that american vulgarity for us british type oldsters.
*harrumphs*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
# just enjoy your Oreos and root beer
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# not on your life
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Oreos have been demoted from the biscuit ranks
they are just that terrible.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# almost as bad as E.T biscuits
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I don't think I've ever "encountered" those
just done a Google search and I'm very pleased of this fact.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# they were some nasty shit
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# I got won over in the end.
They really are good with milk.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
# This is what you need:
www.aumarche.com/_ccLib/image/products/DETA1-1530.jpg
We found a coconut variety on sale in Poland, it's a flavour I haven't seen over here, but they were very nice ... I bought four packets in the course of a week :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# A prom at 16?
It's 18 here, just prior to graduation.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one parked - sorry
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave :)


woo bill!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# HeHe!
Howdy pro!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Bill loves the fruit-based oral ...
Welcome
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Hi2you Drimble!
I'm partial myself ;)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
If it's not too rude a question, as the result of an accident or were you born that way?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Weee!
Ever since my first angry, spotty listenings to his stuff I always wondered what drink he was referring to.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# I've never heard of 'Orange Drink' . I think he's joshing me :/
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Probably.
I understand that was his trade.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Good work n00b
welcome to b3ta, shop, chair, kitten, leave etc.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Cheers emvee!
And it only took me all day! Thank God for strikes.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# "LEAVE"??
That's not very nice!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Hello, Treaclepants.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Hi Cpt Howdy
Thanks for the welcome :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I give you... John Lemmon!

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Lemon folk?
I don't get it- is his name John?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Nice!
Looks as if he has some penguins in his hair on the right
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
# ^ this
Ha ha ha
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Yay!
He's right!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha mind if I park this?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# This is quite terrifying and deserves a comment to say as such :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# lemmons on sale again
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# James May looks like a Toby Jug
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
# and I thought it was the short one that had the horrific car accident
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
# James may looks like a burns victim that's been to a bukkakee session ;-)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Simon Weston on the right?
*one way ticket please*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Hands over season ticket to "The deep".....
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)
# *accepts with seat reservation*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
# They're a nice car... ;-)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
# hehe I will enjoy teh ride
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# kin ell
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hahahah, holy shit... I never noticed that before....
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Imagine how pissed off you'd be if you had a face transplant and woke up looking like Jimmy Carr
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I'd be so pissed off I'd pull a face that looked like Jimmy Carr.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Good god...
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Christ, what an ugly cunt.
How dare you compare him with that poor face transplant patient!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I don't know why James May's mouth reminds me of a malformed Goatse.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# This is what happened after a drunken night out between Simon Weston and Susan Boyle.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# And a blowtorch.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Special facebook group has been set up in honour of this phenomena
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
# shopped images only please
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# I put a drop shadow on the text, does that not count?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# clicks
you may pass
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# This wins everything!
everything something?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# tug job?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] First ever animation.
And it's shit...
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] range?
I don't get it
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# This makes me happy.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 1:54, archived)
# That's A W E S O M E ! ! ! Do a walk cycle next, they're grrrrrreat!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Daw.....
You're good.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# yeah. but does it tile?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Sadly, no. Still very cool looking.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
#
Needs more indent.........
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
#
HOW DID YOU DO THAT??????  .............................
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
#
                                                                                                                                        
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Yeah!

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
#

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
#

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
#
    YAY!
   /
.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# post one as a reply to the one above
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# its not shit
ive seen shittier on here.
just fiddle with the frame rate a bit to speed it up
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Good God!!!
:D
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# That's a pair of real bobby dazzlers
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Didn't see it at first
Then wanted to poke my eyes out
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# What am I looking at?
Sweet jesus.

*vomits*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
oh fuck no
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# What a cracking pair.....!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# beware of yawning competitions!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Fucking hell
This is making me yawn

Also: ew.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Aha! Your disguise has failed you, evil tortoise!
:D
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
Mid-yawn
My cat, unedited mid-yawn
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# This thread is ... is... *YAWN*
possessed.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# shuddering nads
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

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