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# Awwwight!?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Heheheheh
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Pfffft
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I don't think he's the best person to present a documentary, being obv ill equipped to comment and that
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)
# He loves appearing in the media
Something to do with the sensual feel of newspaper on bare skin.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# srs biznss
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
top shop!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Ladies and gents this is my 500th post
so I've actually bothered to fire up Paint
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahaahhaha
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)
# acdc
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
# ARF!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# haha
I was thinking of doing this a few weeks ago. HONEST!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also - mind if I drop this here?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Why is it always beautiful...
anyway happy candles to you!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Ooh happy candly thing.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I don't like the font and the building is to brown!
but it looks like it's stopped raining so WOO!!!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)
# There's a rainbow
so there must be rain somewhere...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Rain over, man, rain over!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# if you loved us really
we'd have got the pot of gold!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I could do you a golden shower if you like?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)
# why is it always rainbows in your images?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:58, archived)
# 500 posts and still no nakedness....
* Crys
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Gaz me, we'll sort something out
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)
# * Phones the Web Sheriff
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:12, archived)
# *hacks*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# How are you doing on your b3ta-day Vag?


(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Alright, thanks!
Though I've just accidentally replied to all on an email, though thankfully it was one about the stag do I'm going on this weekend, so not too serious.

How's you?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I'm good mate...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Stop that Bandwagon, I want to jump on...
Scenes you'll never see, No. 479

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# This story gets worse almost by the hour
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# And I for one am fwapping myself raw with glee about it.
“We went to see the fall of Rome; I thought it would please us – to see how the might go in a blaze of hubris. But I just stood there hypnotised by all the beautiful madness ... ”
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha photo caption FTMFW!
Needs more CFB.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Cheers, Prodge!
All well?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# meh :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Every day is another step closer to death."
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# stop trying to cheer me up :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Racist.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# ah! I only just noticed - Happy candles!!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Felicitous Candlings to you my dear!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# ^Merci, both^
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# happy candles from me too!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# print this out in A1 size
stick it to every newsgaent window you can find

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# just heard they paid cops for the info...

it's a story that keeps on giving
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahahah! Still, I find myself far more irritated by the Daily Mail, than by anything NotW has done.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# *has heart attack*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Personally
I'd pay to see Rob fight Ross kemp
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
#
fight make love with
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Jane Goldman?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Please excuse the language... but
FUCKING HELL! WHAT IS THAT!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Absolutely Fabulous
:^P
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# ....
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# shuddering fuck
*I like this*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!
*breathes*
Hahahahahahahahaaaa!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# The Sun has ignored the story for it's front page too
Just close the damn newspaper down already!

Nice pic btw
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Badly drawn tits
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I'm joking obviously :)
I love your tits
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# That one's my standard reply
to anything involving a pair of great tits...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# How's your Melbourne/Edinburgh thing going?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:20, archived)
# JJ does all right out of it
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# *gets punishment spatula*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I prefer your choice of cover picture
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# will there be spankings?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)
# yes!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Haha! :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
# yes
shoite paper read by shoite people
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# yes
make this bigger
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I'm really enjoying these.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I would like to suggest Literal film titles for this week's compo:

I know we had literal song titles a while back but I've not seen film titles done in the last few years (possibly - may not be true).

So here is my offering - I just wanted to get it out of my head:


and yes, I dun put it on question o t'week page.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# saucy!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# que?
lol!!! cleaner version.....
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# this is a very good idea, and a very hummus-rich composition
*click*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# cheers darling!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Mmmm
I find it somewhat stimulating to see that pic :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hmmmm
shower & walk it off.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# *regrets opening this can of worms*
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Can I pea?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# She is such a skank.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# a fizzy orange skank!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# *Something about Rebekah Brooks*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I just scrolled down slowly while reading this and my bloody eyes just fell out!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# In the style of WobblyBloke

Have a zombified Louie Armstrong (Who dieded on this day 1971)
(Edit: oops sorry Louis Armstrong! Thanks camp freddy)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# First black man on the moon.
RIP brother.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Tenuous..
..he found a river?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# And had a comedy sketch show.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# He had
a Miller?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# No you're thinking of Trumpton.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Thought
there was no wind on the moon?
(Happy candles btw)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# no... you're thinking of that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon... What was his name? Apollo Creed?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I think
he went to the dark side and met the Emperor
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# No you're thinking of Jodie Foster.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# no, no, no, that was Barry Gibb
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# He's the dead one right, the one that invented caramel?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Nah, he invented Nougat, Judith Chalmers invented caramel,
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I like camels.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Best of all the victorian illuminants.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# has he been skinned?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Admittedly
It didn't come out brilliantly - the detail of the open wounds can't be seen
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Where are his real eyes & mouth?
(and cravat)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Err...
1) Fell out
2) Rotted away
3) Taken off as bow ties not normal zombie apparel
(http://www.educationalsynthesis.org/files/images/ppl/famamer/360x356xLArmstrong-Cover.jpg.pagespeed.ic.dOIg0YKXB8.jpg)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Topical :)
Have a Greek riot toap just because
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# What do her pants smell of?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Feta and retsina
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
retsina Donner
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I don't think
her cuffs match her collar
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't want to get close enough to find out!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Phwoor...
I bet that smells fishy
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# A buddy of mine had one as a kid in the early 1970's, We stretched his arms out so much they tore off, and the waxy goo came out
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:02, archived)
# YOU STRETCHED YOUR KIDS ARMS OUT SO MUCH THEY TORE OFF!
and then waxy goo came out!!!!!

What kind of sicko are you?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# yes, people are all full of sticky goo
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Slavery was a terrible thing
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# But funny!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# he looks like the dude
who got caught on bbc news by mistake to talk about Apple.

lol!

Also hooray for Louis - my dad was buried to him singing "All that meat and no potatoes".
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Ah yes, the famous landslide at the Louis Armstrong concert
;)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# funeral lols :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# For Master Vagabond :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Ah, the rain. Always the rain..
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Why is it always flaming in your rain?
Nice tribute Ninj
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Shame I'm shite at anims, must learn Flash :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Awww!
*blushes*

Thanks, Ninj - that's very kind. And very awesome, obviously.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Pleasure sir!
Happy candles :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# It looks a little bit like the candle and the rain are having sex*.

*This might just be my rather warped mind, however.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Steamy...
:D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Sex Rain!
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Such a romantic image, the candle and the rain intertwined into one entity
like a liquid, plashing flame, or a shining, golden shower.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Happy candles Mr V
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Happy B3taday Mr Vaggers
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir! :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Candles!!!!
*sets alight*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Happy Happy candle day!
You sort PS out?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Very slick....
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Happy candles Vag
and Woo to the rainy candlepic
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Very nicely done.
:D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Aww cheers Moley!
:D *blushes*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# this reminds me of the Adele song
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Candle in the rain?
;)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't get more Orange or Jumpy than Big Ian?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# To be sure to be sure!
*Click*

:D:D:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# "NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!"
A week too early, this challenge is?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
# no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no

edit/ this'd make him pretty jumpy...

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Could you sing "Reach for the sky!" for Douglas Bader?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# There's no limit?
:)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Pre Lemon Party warm up.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Spendid stuff, Q.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, March, March, March, Riot, Riot, Riot - then repeat every feckin year!!

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
# This is great.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Splendid!
I can do a good impression of him. Ahem, "EN NORN IRON SHUN FEE-EN ARE ORN CLOYD NANE!"
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# That's very good, sounds just like him!
;)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# "Your indignation is duly noted; you can always resign tomorrow"

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# brill
she does look like Rob there. It's the boots I think
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# very much so
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Dammit, I was just about to start on an image
and realised I don't have tattyshop on this machine anymore.
Stupid IT audit and their petty "legality" concerns!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
#
t ^b
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Slappy Candlemas!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# hurpy kandel dai!!!
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Dynamite day!
Happy 5th good fellow
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Cheers, all!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Pssst....
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Cheers, Moles!
Most obliged!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Why is it always raining on your b3taday? ;)
Happy candle day!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
...he's such a smug get ol' Murdoch

*click*

:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# excellent!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Nicely done Captain
gave me an idea too! ;)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] scum and scummer!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I'd pay £20 for a single game.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# That's making me think wrong things...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# yes!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Hopper' by Escher
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Coolio.
Hail and well met, sir.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Shuriken!!
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# :o)


EDIT whoops wrong one. Smaller now.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# That is TERRIFIC.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Ooh ta muchly!
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# For Tokyosexwhale, you just need to look through the museum archives
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Ha ha! Why hasn't this been unearthed until now?
Rob Manuel?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:54, archived)
# haha
well spotted
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Someone mention Rob?

*Legs it again...*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:15, archived)
# well, if we're doing a Rob thread...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
top marks
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Arf!
*awaits next installment*
:D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
great work!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliant. I don't remember seeing this one before.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# It's quite an old one
I think "Harry" was originally a young Spiderman getting nonced
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)
# haha
excellent. Your dedication to finding sources for these is admirable
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*snorts milk out of nose*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# lovei it!
...and dont mind if i do

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Hee hee hee
:)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
# You lose points for not,
at any point, using the term 'internet cunt'.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I'd better rectify that, then
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh dear...
:D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliant
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Chuck approves :)

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Snap sir!

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha...
Ace hat!! :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)
# oh my goodness
this wins the internets
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Rembrandt was a piss artist too.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# haha - When you gotta go, you gotta Van Gogh!
Nicely done Toasted one
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:15, archived)
# bloody hell
:)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Top work, man!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha! Wonderful. Hasn't this been a great compo...?
Hallo Ninj!
:D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Hai Moley!!
Yes, to be honest when I first saw it I groaned and thought I wouldn't bother
but I guess that's the test of a great compo. It makes you think of stuff
you'd NEVER dream of :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Next week's compo: Unexpected Films!
We all love big Hollywood blockbusters and we all love jokes that come at you unawares. Fire up Photoshop and show us what happens when big Hollywood blockbusters meet wacky jokes!

(Challenge repeated once every two weeks.)

We'll all be longing for jumpy orange shapes and pylons before the evening is out. I still think we should have Vikings and Kittens.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# if the next compo is something to do with that news of the world thing
im avoiding b3ta completely for a week!

I care not for news.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Nicely
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Hahahahha! *instaclick!!*
nings ya'll
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Nings...
...and cheers Stevie!! :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)
# superbly done sir
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
How's your goodself?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)
# ning Ninjypoos
I are very busy - you?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Steady :(
Summer 'n' all that :(
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Wonder what he follows up and down so slack-jawed
Brilliant =)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:53, archived)
# and that's a *click* from me Bob.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
Love it! a *click* for Bouncers Inc.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# AATTAACCKK!!!!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha!
although the logo should've been painted on in white gloss paint

*clicky
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:18, archived)
# :D
CHARGE! pfft
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Ooooh hello there....

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)
# haha fantastic
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Who'd have thought..
tortoise's actually look better with teeth. You've improved on God Sir.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Haha excellent character
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:54, archived)
# This is aces.
Your kung-fu is commendable.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Van Gogh Vs The Internet...
I've done a new cartoon that may appeal to some of the more sensitive artiest's. It's HUGE so I've popped a linky to the whole thing below:



Whole Silly Cartoon Here
if the site is blocked do try this:
If work's blocked my blog try here



(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)
# XD Well worth the linky
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:11, archived)
# :D
only 1,100 drawings? what a lightweight, my b3ta folder has over 4000 and a load of them are animations!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Want to borrow a gun?
:D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Sorry Toasty, that sounds really horrible.
that sounds really horrible.I didn't mean it.


(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I found this the other day. I remember making it to say sorry one of the first times I'd pissed you off... A few years ago.
It made me smile.

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:45, archived)
# when did you piss me off?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
# I'd posted some images over 100k.
A long time ago....
:D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)
# YOU CUNT
YOU BROKE MY INTERNETS
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# and to think...
he never ever drew anyone pissing on anyone! Missed opportunity or what!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Well, maybe if he did draw people pissing on each other he would have hit the big time.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
I am an actual real housecat....
:D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha!
superb!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)
# hahah excellent.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Aces!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Haha
Good work!

Woo.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Thanks very much for the lully comments...
I really wasn't sure if this one would work. And apologies to anyone who knows me on Twitter (can't bring myself to say 'follow'). I shall be popping it up there at some point so just ignore my spamming twat fingers. Unless you want to be a lovely and press retweet. I'm trying to get my blog to 15,000 views today. I need some kind of goal when I have no work.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Brilliant.
*likes this*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Superb!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Excellent!
Love the website :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)
# TY very much Q!
I just need to find a sexy millionare who'll just give me money to do that full time.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# haha
"If you book them, they will come..."
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# cheered me up no end..
have a click
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# fab!
/relurks
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Quiet board is quiet
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Shopped photos only please
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:24, archived)
# it has been :P
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Thread save! :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)
# dear god you work fast
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:34, archived)
# hehehe!
load pic into PS
google opera singer
load into PS
quick cutout
Draw gag
Add a bit of shadow
Copy and move i
Copy and move a
clone over unwanted type stil showing
upload
Post new message
BAM!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:41, archived)
# stupid slow internets
it takes me 5 minutes for a search at the moment
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:09, archived)
# damn those news of the world reporters!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Hahaha
God, Newsnight was brilliant last night
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Damn missed it
What was the crux and the bruhahah?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Paxman and Alastair Cambell basically gloating about all the shit the NotW is in
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Marvellous :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:07, archived)
# ^this^
Even the missus stayed up to watch last night
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Alastair Cambell was frankly brilliant
Though I thought that Paul McMullan was going to get lynched at one point
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Pual McMullan confuses me
I should find him repellant, but I have a grudging respect for him because at least he's come out and said "We did some horrible shit that I'm not proud of, but that was the job"

And on national Tv too
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Murdochs got his greasy fingers in my greasy pies
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Load of Birthday requests yesterday... so here goes...
RedHouse asked for Brian Posehn, swiftly followed by XLVII with 50 Cent, Heather Nova and Silvester Stallone

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:05, archived)
# XLVII then also aked for...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Finally, Drunken Miss Ho said...
..."Gotta be Janet Leigh".


* That lot took me from 4:45 this morning, dare I ask for requests for tomorrow?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:09, archived)
# I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Saunders k thx bai
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Candle! Happy b3taday!

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:09, archived)
# ^ MORE CANDLES!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Jon Pertwee please :)
And thanks for Mr Assange the other morning!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:00, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Haha Dare You?
Give me a sec... ;)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I wont be greedy
How about Ringo Starr?
:D

Edit: Or Shelley Duvall
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Added to the list
(If I fall asleep at work today - IT'S YOUR FAULT!)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm so sorry!

Sterling work.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:56, archived)
# You're getting better and better at these.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:10, archived)
# I think eight is the most I have knocked out in one session...
Strangely, I think 50 Cent is my favorite this morning..
(Not that I'm gay or owt)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Fiddy did indeed come out well
ning wb
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:21, archived)
# I agree, Fiddy is the best of these
but I'm liking Brian as well.
Tomorrow, Billy Campbell (as The Rocketeer) and Richard Wilson (as Victor Meldrew)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I don't believe it!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Yeh right
You so want his big black cock sliding down your throat - I bet you had a boner while waiting for that image to process :D
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:29, archived)
# There is NOTHING gay about a man wanting a rock hard, soft skinned, salty, yet strangely sweet
cock in his throat. Or up his guts. Homophobe.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:39, archived)
# On the contrary, I typed that with my hard cock
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I am aroused.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:59, archived)
# I am bruised.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Well now I've come.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:05, archived)
# He probably found the macro function
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Ohahamy god!!
YOu did them all!

Tanfastic!

Bush and the Dalai Lama are awesome!!

Thankyou Mr Wobbly you've out done yourself!
*clicks*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I have a friend who looks like Heather Nova.
I regret to say we've never had sex.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ...together.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# ...ever
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 7:58, archived)
# That extra pixel's gone right to his hips
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Haha! :)
I like these.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Fat pixel bastard.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:03, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# A new one, perhaps in less questionable taste
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 6:54, archived)
# Don't worry about taste.
Nobody can go lower than those bastards have done.

Anyway, while I'm here....... I need a woman.

No, I need a female voice for a video I'm making. Is anybody up for sending me a few short phrases?

(No, I don't know any females well enough to shove a mic in their face and tell them what to say, and the missus won't do it).

Actually, I don't know any females.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 7:14, archived)
# Somebody told me a long time ago
that she'd do this very thing for me, but I can't remember who it was. GRRRR.

Gaz me if you can help. Ta.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 7:27, archived)
# looks down top...
oooh i'm a woman :D

but i don't have any recording equipment.....oh and i sound like this ... sorry :(

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 7:43, archived)
# pffft :) I know that filum....


Oh and 'ning all :)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 7:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 6:47, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
* First and NING Microwave!


CAKE
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 6:48, archived)
# happy candles !
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 7:09, archived)
# happy candleyday
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 7:45, archived)
# Good Candle, Microwave
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday, Microwave
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D

(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:11, archived)

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