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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)

I see what you did there

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)

And in other news, the Seven Dwarves are reforming to record a tribute to Amy Winehouse...

Hiiiiiiggghhhhh Hoooooo!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)

ZING!!!

(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)

Chase me, chase me....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)

Probably would.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)

~~would~~ have

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)

And have another pea...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)

As much as I admire this pic of Ms. Dahl, it's possibly NSFW.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)

It's Ok, I work at home.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)

I SEE NIPPLE

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)

Definitely would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)

Ticks all the boxes:

- pun;
- conspicuous boozing;
- nekkid chick.

Gets my click.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)

Goodness, she was a fine figure of a woman back then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)

the cheeky little tease

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)

Better watch out, he eats chocolate bars.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)

Ahahah!

She's gonna need a coat hanger and a steady nerve.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)

and a bottle of gin

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

Shuriken!! :D

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:21, archived)

May I...?

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)

Also....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)

Ha ha ha, fucking hell.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)

I'm quite proud of that pic

it was frontpaged twice and won an image challenge :)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)

It's one of those annoying ones where you wish you'd thought of it yourself.

Though I do that a lot. I could write a book on it, in fact. Not a very good book, admittedly.

And certainly not Bravo 2.0 by Andy McNab, which actually improves with every read.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)

you'd find somebody else has already written it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)

theyve rebadged it ya fool!

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)

LMAO!

X-D

(CjR Mix, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)

Nnng.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)

hahaha

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)

No Sarkozy? (Condensed)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)

I know!

Sombody said that the first time I posted it. If it was actually you I put this down to nothing more than bullying. So if I end up killing myself you will have blood on your hands. INTERNET BLOOD.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)

oh god yes

here's a more obvious one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)

Feels guilty

for laughing

gets over it

clicks

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)

Clever Fontage Sir!

(CjR Mix, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)

Cheers CJ!

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)

Ha-ha! Nice one.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)

pffffft

:D

I image this is the ad Don Draper would come up with when he has his nervous breakdown in series 6

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)

Living up to your user name

As usual.
Cheers!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)

*Blows dust off this one*

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)

Smells nice it does.

mmmmyess.. *click*

(CjR Mix, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)

Bloody marvellous.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)

Hahaha,

excellent!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:34, archived)

Bumpods

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)

Also: MEEEH-DEEEEEEK!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)

FEAR THE MECHANIZED FAJITA WRAPS!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)

When will he be thin again?

I have more difficulty fwapping to his current form.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)

Needs more squirrels science! (with tits)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)

I like the way you've made the healing beam.

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)

Needs more

hairy animal tits

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WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)

Candles!! :)

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)

CANDLES!

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)

ARGH

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WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)

Fly my beauties!

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)

When I was a kid

I used Star Trek walkey-talkies to break into CB conversations with random truck drivers and insult them.
"Turkey butt" and stuff.
Thanks for the memories (and the arts!)

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)

I still don't get it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)

and then due to a terrible miscalculation of scale

the entire battle fleet was swallowed by a small dog
end quote

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)

hell?

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)

oof!

I can't be the only one who thinks that pic of him in the wetsuit with the gun looks shopped

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)

No I'm with you on that.

Rubbishly shopped, too - the face/gun-sight ratio and lighting are completely off.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)

I was thinking the seams around his neck

but now you mention it....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)

Yeah.

But his neck sounds great.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)

Every picture I've seen of him looks shopped.

I think he may be CGI and that Norway is actually a level in a FPS.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)

Knight Templar Anders looks rather dashing

I hope he asks me to the dance

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)

it's ok

www.b3ta.com/board/10486504

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)

Goodbye!

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)

hello!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)

Ha ha, what?!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)

some twat who was shocked by the pic when i first posted it

i've never seen him on here before anyway.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)

I wasn't a big fan of it and it was all too close to comfort for me

but if I wanted to avoid pictures about it I wouldn't fucking come to B3ta. Same as if I didn't want to hear jokes about it I wouldn't go to Sickipedia. Sometimes I think people are very quick to get offended at something they could happily have avoided.

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boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)

fair enough

i think it's the fact that there's some blurry dead bodies in the picture. personally i think it's an acceptable source pic (obviously), and the picture wasn't intended to get a "LMFAO" response, more a "ooof".

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)

I didn't like some of the pictures that got into the media

for similar reasons. Sure, they pixellated the bodies, but they're still dead bodies with someone standing over them holding the gun he used to kill them...

Anyway, I did what I thought was sensible and simply didn't comment and got off B3ta for a wguke rather than get on a high-horse. (Besides, I've posted someone being hung on here before simply so I could rant about Richard Quest, so I'm hardly one to talk.)

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boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)

true, some of the pics in the media were "worse", but i've seen way more horrible stuff on the net so i suppose i'm a tad desensitized

actually when i was making the pic i just wanted one of utoya island from that view, and that one was the only one i could find at the time.

in hind sight i could have cloned brushed, but i didn't, meh.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)

In all honesty I thought I was quite desensitised

but I live in Oslo and this all had a bigger impact on me than I'd have expected.

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boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)

Well now you've been told.

Next time, I want to see more heart shaped bunny rabbits made out of candy floss all being terribly polite to each other in an enchanted lapine utopia in the sky, Ok?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)

Also, the picture will be narrated by Joanna Lumley in soft focus and I will be in a dressing gown, using a foot spa and writing new Love Heart slogans.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)

I am offended as well, I cannot imagine why you think posting a picture of dead children is even remotely funny. A lot of things on b3ta make me laugh, but some users seem to be engaged in a race to photoshop and post pictures of recent atrocities, sometimes just so they can tag it with "Too soon ?".

If you think I am having a sense of humour failure, please feel free what is so amusing about your picture.

(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)

Well, initially there's the pun.

The program "Lost" vs "Losing it" being slang for going mad, which is quite fun. He's also photoshopped it in the style of the programme, making the satire so much stronger, which adds to the humour. Finally there's the tagline "Season Finale" which alludes to punning on the victims having seen their last season.

In all, I think it's done quite well; it conveys the joke and captures the gallows humour, but I don't like the font.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)

Pffffft

I mean, how dare you!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)

The font could've been much, much browner.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)

hahahaha

i love the end of that reply.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)

Goodbye!

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)

good boy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)

rent boy?

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)

party boy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)

I charge £50 a handjob

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)

I'll do it for a tenner

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)

Bargain!

I'll take 3, please.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)

what vagabond said

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)

what Rattlehead said ^

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)

I'm offended by their offendedness.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)

:D have a shit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)

It's in bad taste and the joke isn't strong enough to redeem it

it doesn't offend me though.

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WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)

happy candles

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)

I think this compo read my mind

From the July 1958 edition of Reefer Tarts

From the Jan 1959 edition of American Manhood Monthly

Double Page spread from the Feb 1959 edition of Hip Grooves for Cool Cats Weekly

From the Spring 1959 edition of The Illustrated Bachelor

and the ill judged full page ad From the Fall 1959 edition of Monkey's in Fez Quarterly ... hindsight is a cruel teacher

more of this sort of nonsense on thr Deri Air site plus 2 free albums of lounge music for all the cool cats out there

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)

can we have the board back now?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)

haha!

Love the last two in particular, as do my close male companions.

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)

Ha ha!

Like the last one best of all.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)

I do like this new you :)

great to see the t'riffic art a bit more as well.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19, archived)

lovely stuff

how much extra is business class...?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:28, archived)

only works out at $100 per inch!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)

Hahaha

I read that as "fisting break".

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Chumps 👀, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)

These are fantatstic!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)

Sweet

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

*Insta-Click* :D :D

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)

You spelt Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan wrong.

;(

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)

hahahahahahah! Bloody hell, that's a *clicker* and no doubt about it!

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)

excellent!!!!!

have a Khiiiiiiiiiiilick

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

Love it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)

hahahahaha *click*

Time to roll out the star trek peas!

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)

ha ha ha

and 10 pionts for giving him a realistic toupee

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)

Wouldn't, wouldn't, definitely would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)

What does that stuff actually taste like?

edit: Thanks chaps, I think I'll give it a miss.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)

Your mum.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)

COR!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)

Honey and embrocation.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)

Wine mixed with calpol.

Last time I drank it was the night the police had to pull us off the roof of our apartment block.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)

calpol

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)

Pindmiss

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)

Flat Vimto

with a two-stroke top.

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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

Tastes like buttercup syrup cough medicine

Bloody horrible stuff, used to work with some neds for a removal firm who loved it otherwise I doubt I'd ever have tried it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)

Imagine the world's most chemical energy drink.

Bring to room temperature, add six tablespoons of sugar and a ground-up nine-volt battery. Serve over an ashtray broken into ice cube-shaped pieces.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)

It's fairly pleasant

Once you get past the first mouthful it's ok until the toenails.

It tastes like strong red wine with vanilla added. Which is basically what it is anyway.

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Halk, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!!

Oops, meant to! Ta :D

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Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)

Hahahaha! That's a cracker.

Compo it....
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)

vee good

I still don't get this ad trend of pulling a face as if you're about to swallow a live rat to show product appreciation.

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)

hahaha brilliant :)

I was going to remix my bucky picture

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)

Superb shop sir

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)

if only this were real

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)

A cheeky pea

(TallJim, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)

hamtoucher!

though i gotta admit the sign saying fanny hammers made me laugh

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)

Fanny Hammers - from the makers of Tit Spatulas and Bumhole Corkscrews

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)

And Panty Spanners.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

You managed to get hold of some Panty Spanners?

They're going for big money on eBay at the moment

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)

"Fanny Hammer"

What a fantastically descriptive name... WOO!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)

I love this

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)

sorry.....

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)

as a slight TJ to these proceedings

Rumours abound that a child resembling Maddy McCann has been found in India,
awaiting DNA results.
Interesting

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)

That is truly Monty Pythonesk hide and seeking!

'ningles all

EDIT: It would've made more sense and been a lot easier to ask her if she was Maddie:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)

Who's DNA results is she waiting for?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)

That's terrible news!!

Imagine what it'll do to the sales of Kate's book...

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)

I think it's the perfect thing to invigorate sales! All they have to do is add a few chapters to the end detailing how she has been found, and in what circumstances

and it will shoot to the top of the bestsellers list again. All those people who felt it necessary to buy it in the first place will most likely buy it again for the extra material

edit: just read the story on the D'Fail (yeah, I know...)
Best comment so far on the police checking the child's identity:

why DNA? she has a very distinctive eye.......
- KR, Durham, 28/7/2011 11:02

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)

...and with the happy ending comes the Hollywood deal.

Alternatively, could go the way of this excellent sketch from Monkey Dust.

My brother served Gerry McCann the other day in the pub he works in. But his best celebrity story recently was when he had to give Ray Mears directions.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10, archived)

it won't be her

it never is

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)

ITS BIGFOOT!

KILL IT!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)

Aye, just seen that

Quite odd.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)

and in other news...

They think Amy Shite-Arse died from not drinking...

* Pub lunch anyone?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)

that image on the left was taken in Wales methinks

(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)

At first glance, I thought it was a skateboarder.

Oh my.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)

Warning: Map may contain Wales

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)

F A I L

:0(

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)

Is it in the Thames?:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)

looks like steve coogan got a nasty knock to the head

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)

it realy does work

Click for bigger (54 kb)

(grotpig, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)

Have you annoyed /board or something?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)

I thought it was because of his poor spelling.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)

Its all true.

(v11cu96, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)

Smoking makes you big and clever

Girls have more sex with guys who smoke
Go on...have a fag

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)

Smoking is quite cool

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WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)

taking vitimins

makes you spell proper

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)

Non-smokers die every day.

/hicks

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)

He waits...

... for his turn on the donkeys.

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)

An absolute corker!

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)

Genius

(v11cu96, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)

Thank you.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)

*bows before*

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)

*unzips*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)

In related product news...

If Guinness made porn....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)

Beautiful :D

Unlike Blackpool.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)

The Eyes.... :D

Such an Ass.

(CjR Mix, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:37, archived)

Hee aww hee aww

He always waits for them donkeys.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)

My laughter count is pushing heavily towards LOL

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)

woo

and click

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)

excellent!

I particularly love the first frame

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)

Excellent stuff!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)

Haha

Most excellent :)

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Chumps 👀, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)

Brilliant! :D

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)

BLACKPOO (L)

& woo

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)

I love this!

Mere "like" is not enough!

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splorp ®, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)

ha ha - real laugh out loud stuff

woo!

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lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)

im sure he does have a swinwear range

Click for bigger (41 kb)

(grotpig, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)

Amy Winehouse is dead yet Frank Skinner lives

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WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)

Happy candleday!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)

Frank Skinner is such a toss.

Christ. We tried watching his stand-up the other day, and immediately he started going on about - and doing the actions to - shagging. Mrs V nearly threw up.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)

I read his autobiography lately

I wish I hadn't...religion and football have to be the two highest entries on my list of things I couldn't give a fuck about

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)

He's a creepy little fellow.

Didn't he admit to forcing a 14 year old girl to give him a BJ...? I remember something about him looking down and she was crying.
He said he thought she was older.

I might be factioneering here...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)

He did talk about that as part of one of his routines, yeah

whether it's true or not I couldn't say

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)

Michael Mcintyre really upped everyone's game, then

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)

Michael Fucking McIntrye.

Cunt.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)

Some mates of mine went to watch his stand up a few years back thinking it would be hilarious

They came back disgusted saying he spent nearly the whole show graphically describing shagging his mrs up the arse, doing the actions and all. Not a joke to be seen.

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)

Years ago I once slept in after a wedding reception

and completely forgot about tickets some colleagues had got for his Portsmouth gig that following day.
Lost my ten quid on the tickets but really wasn't all that gutted to be honest.
The worst thing was I'd been on the zero-alky stuff all night so I could drive home.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)

Makes me wish Frank Skinner had a drug habit instead.

And happy candleday! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)

Another late one...

...I'm off work, so I can sleep in. They still go up around 7:30, so you can follow the site if you want these sooner!

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dogbomb, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)

Ouch. That one hurt.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)

SPANG TO YOUR FACE!

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dogbomb, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)

I was going to do a Flea minus Flea on this one

Frame 1: "I wish I was better."

Frame 2:

Frame 3: "No pun in ten did."

But I should probably get back to work instead...

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boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)

Haha...

Probably for the best.

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dogbomb, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:37, archived)

i thought so

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boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)

_o__o

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)

New - Smirnoff Snoozy Booze for kids.

(v11cu96, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)

I prefer McReedy's Ginger Sleep Tonic

With real Gin and real tonic.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)

Or, if one must have Vodka

then this is your ticket.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)

Love it

I could do with this for the last drink of the night that i take to my bed room... I AVENT GOT A PROBLEM....YOUR'E THE PROBLEM!.. ahem.

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)

Wordy!

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/lookandread/intro.shtml

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)

An ad for the underground, you say?

(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:07, archived)

Well I think it's awesome!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)

Woo!

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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)

haha

not seen this before :)

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boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)

Haha, brilliant!

This needs to be made

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)

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