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# Mourinho as Cato?

original story/pic: uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/18082011/58/la-liga-pique-mourinho-wrecking-spanish-game.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Jose Mourinheau?
Sorry for bumping this with my blatant TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# LOLcricket
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# more countryside adventures....while it's still sunny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
*waits for him to roll back down

*and waits

*and waits
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I wonder if this one and the Stephen Hawking one would tile.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# It's pissing down here in London : (
thanks for bringing along some sunshine
*does a little sick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# This is a fine thing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Haha... ace's....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)
# i like him
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Caught them all.

Bigger versions on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Frightening
yet woosome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Azza
and pizza chew
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# He doesnt look like he's enjoying this week's Ice road giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
#
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Fanta sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# kill it....KILL IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# HE COMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Where from?
*points out he has no penis*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Looks like he's enjoying ice road giraffes....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10512110
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10512113
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Pffft.. Well I usually look so miserable..... that I mistook his expession for enjoyment ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Aww
The disappointment of adulthood.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# It still bothers me that his mother let him roam the countryside catching
wild and potentially deadly animals on the proviso of an old bloke in a lab coat.

No wonder social workers get a bad press if this is the sort of thing they allow, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# waiting for his lottery numbers to come up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Heh heh...nice cat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Coming to Channel Five this autumn

arty doings
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I'd watch this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
#
I'd watch wank furiously to this
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ......I'm not going to deny that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# My god, something that would actually entice me to watch Channel 5
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I refuse to watch this until they have a moderately attractive female giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
# one you feel a bit guilty about possibly fancying?
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# yeah, like its possibly a form of abuse to want to make the giraffe with two backs with something clearly mentally ill
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# you should be ashamed
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I am.
Just not of this.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# we can't say that we weren't warned
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# top stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I like toast
and this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
I love Ice Road Truckers. One of them was a sexy lady trucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# didnt she keep cocking up though?
This enforcing the fact that TRUCKING IS JOB FOR MEN! (and butch lesbians)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# That is as may be, but I bet she could kick your (or my) lily-livered arses.
She was awesome and only doing the job so she could buy her horse back. Which is almost so unbelievable and yet true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# and all because the lady loves...
cadbury's horse neigh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# lovelyily drawn, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# *Subscribes to channel*
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# this is fucking ace
and i approve of it in the strongest fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha... I'd watch this.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Whaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Is anyone from TV land watching?
Employ this lady/gentlemen now (before the advertising world gets their claws into them)!
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Brilliant!
(Anne Packrat Staunch Heliocentrist, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# SO not hot
Blergh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Obviously beedy boppers are still in though.
woo.

EDIT: Technically a toap so I'll keep it in an existing thread. Real site, slight edit.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Third rule: Don't get shit on the sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# *cancels reservation*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Obviously.
They've already done that for you. It's all part of the service.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# 4th rule - don't drink the coffee before it's ready.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# 5th rule - don't eat breakfast off the table
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# 6th rule: DON'T!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# 5th rule: fire kinda hurts.
EDIT: DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# It'd make more sense if you were on my Facebook:P
Don't eat breakfast off the tables sadly means 'use a plate'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Aww... spoilsports.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# What is it with you and beds Riverghost?
Banned from Ikea unsure if link works, I think work firewall's blocking
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
#
linky no worky - try this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# that's blocked for me too, silly office firewall mong.
Does that one work then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Best 404 page in the world, that.
Was there some talk of making new pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I like cr3's that gives you Haikus every time you 404 it
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/404
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Further edit. Quick & dirty. Like the sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# How dare you say that! Flares are coming back!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# More like...


/yoofoftoday blog

EDIT ooo have I missed a spot of /board petulance and flouncing? Curses!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Hipster dalek is hip...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# re : flounce
someone issued a "pics or gtfo" ultimatum then complained about the pic

mind you, it was not really the most appropriate picture for round these parts
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
#
P.S. for some reason we can fly now.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Heh heh, nice :D
Hello lovelies, what have I missed?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# D_STROY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Choose Life
Choose Chogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# no wai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
#


Click for bigger (114 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Chav child is a chav.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
I saw a cartoon the other day, can't find it but it was meant to be based on a real event:
Small child and father.
'Daddy'
'Daddy'
'Daddy'
'DADDY'
'DADDY'
'DADDYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY'
'WHAAAAAAAA?!!!!'
'I love you Daddy':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# It's always good to tell your parents you love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# was that not stewie in a family guy episode?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I don't think Stewie has ever referred to Peter as daddy, has he?
Peter Griffin: Hey, Stewie. How about Daddy teaches you how to swim? ... Stewie Griffin: Never call them that again! It's Lois and the Fatman!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# no it was 'mum'
when he fell in love with lois after she rescued rupert (? his teddy) i think. memory fails.

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Haha!
Little shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Do the roar!
I love you daddeh.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# God, that kid was frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Aw... bless his little nylon socks...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love this. Totally justified
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# :(...crushed
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# It's all relative
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Typesetting lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Oooof!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Sleep deprived drivel.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Is that a little man on a snowboard... up there, on the ceiling...?
on the ceiling...?:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Ceiling alien eye stalk is watching you decorate.
EDIT: Keeping it in the same thread.





source from knockers post below
source as he's crying out to be shopped
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# duplicate layer> flip horizontal> animate
profit..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# SULA!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# that very same image is on the back of the yacht I sail on...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# You are Richard Branson!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Ningles
Must admit to rissing on this tho...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Artex the terror of the 70s/80s
and bloody awful to remove. In some parts of Rotherham they used it so much the ceiling was effectively 3ft off the floor ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# My mum and dad had it done in the early nineties.
Trend setters they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Neverending story.
may jog memory.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Lol, 'ning
Now do him crying over that cow that got stuck in a ladder.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I remember the fella doing our house when I was a kid.
He looked like the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Artex ceilings are bad
but artex on walls...now that was just plain EVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# still have scars
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Exactly
Should be in a nice pie:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Puncture proof , wont go down on you , you can go down on it.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
# She looks so pleased...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Sexpo!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# bet she's feisty..er
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Arf.....
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Insensitive bastard LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Very good...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# The taliban likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Damn beat me to it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# The guy behind Chaz is stirring his wankbanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I hear the Talkiban/Tea Party
Have an entirely different version of that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Are shoulder midgets allowed?


Click for bigger (187 kb)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Sorry
don't think anyone else saw it though :) (won't catch on)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
#

See down there for a combined image jobby...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# i'd rather have Klarnk than kittens...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# But, but... this is kitten AND Star Wars...
but... this is kitten AND Star Wars...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Caught her!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# haha
Now it's proper win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# stupid cats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Goth kittin is goth
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# ha ha, neat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# ha ha!
you should make the original a three parter!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Good call....!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# huge knockers SFW
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Ooooof
I bet it hurt getting those pierced
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# *nose bleeds* o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Pair of fantastic door furnitures
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# bet she's feisty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# insensitive bastard!
my sister died with that look on her face :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# pics or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)
# whoosh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# *fwap
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# O_O
dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# urgh you really are a fucking dickhead
[edit and thanks for removing the snuff picture]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# can't handle the heat?
keep out of the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# shut up you knob
this isn't some snuff site
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
#
here, this will make you sicker than you are
man hit by train
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# cut out and keep
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# he's learned to trace
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# uh huh uh huh uh huh so funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# what's happening, peckerwad
running out of words?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# peckerwad? aye whatever ye say Rodney Dangerfield
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I think you're mistaking this kitchen for rotten.com
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# =_=
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Man, please warn people of the nature of such links.
Many people get really upset by that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# If you had read the link, you would have been warned
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# urgh such a wee fucking knob
stop trying to justify posting snuff you dipshit.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I forgot that some ^ on here can't read
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# aye...well done

*slow clap*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# OK, I'm not going to argue with you, especially as I wasn't offended at all.
It just seems like a common courtesy to warn people that this link is exactly as it seems, not a humorous horse misdirection.
I'll leave it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Steady!
That's a little strong, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# the link should have been warning enough
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# My point was more 'why post it at all?'
but horses for courses, I guess. I won't attempt to rub another man's rhubarb.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# in the context of Pygodir69's request for pix of dead woman
it was appropriate--that's why
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# aye very good hen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I might take issue about your use of the word 'appropriate' in this context.
But, as mentioned before, go with what you feel, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# People sometimes ask for things they don't actually want
it's a difficult world if you have a simplistic theory of mind.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# That should at least be labelled NSFW
yes I did read the link but it might just have been horses or something for all I know.

Stop being a cunt - and no, that isn't a compliment in this case
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# what's done is done and the link is removed
so fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# that's it, roll with the punches, be apologetic and learn from your mistakes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Seems like an appropriate time for Broonie's Golden Flounce Award.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# *psst*
Wasn't it Dixons?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Ah... yes, I think you're right.
I think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# you're calling it a mistake
and it's funny how all these tougher-than-nails b3tans who thrive on imagery of mass destruction wet their pants when they actually see the results of what they fantasize about.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I was just joking about your fuck you comment there
never mind.

People are probably complaining more that you are breaking the rules than being scared and frightened of what they saw.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# that reply wasn't directed to you specifically
it was just a general reaction to all the pants pissing that has taken place
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# while I can't find it in the FAQ any more
it definitely used to be in there saying about no links to shock sites or anything of that nature
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# well if you can't find it, how can anyone else?
show me the 'rules' or don't expect me or anyone else to be a mind reader
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# You've been here longer than I have
If I'd seen the rule (and people complain similarly before) I'd assume you would have.
Not an attack, just an obviously incorrect assumption
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# your premise is that you've seen it in FAQ
I can't challenge that. The fact remains, if anyone chooses to squawk about an FAQ violation, they should at least be able to produce the rule.
Otherwise, it's all too easy to sling shit at someone on the basis that something didn't set right with them.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# It doesn't say don't hack the site and replace it with a link to I love Horses either
I think the mods rely on common sense as to posting material suitable for a humour website, although I appreciate its a tough thing to call, one mans funny is another mans reason to gouge their eyes out and never sleep again.

Apologies if you thought I was slinging shit, I was just trying to point out why people seemed upset.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I've never posted a link even resembling that before--it wouldn't have crossed my mind
except in the specific context that it occured. But that's all it takes for the weasels to gnaw--they like a good flounce now and again. I'm happy to oblige them.

ed: and no--I realize you were being the diplomat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Whatever exactly you were trying to do,
you managed to make me assume, for a while back there, that you're an autistic necrophiliac, which might not have been the outcome you intended. Tolerant though I was ready to be of such a person.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# If that's what you thought, then you are a weird one
Just read the thread and you'll see it was nothing more than a response to P69's smart-ass reply, "pics or gtfo." Words applied to this incidental scenario such as "autistic necrophiliac" seem to be coming from another smart ass--tolerant though I am ready to be of such a person, up to a point.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# that's right you just keep blaming everyone else

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# not blaming anyone for anything
pussy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# aye right ye are.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# OK then.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# thank you
now go back to making pictures, 'cos you're really good at that
/nazism
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# making pix is what I hang around here for
not to take guff from pants pissers who contribute little or nothing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# she looks a bit like someone i know
*fwaps*

She also looks like a female character in a modern day fantasy role playing game.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# "She also looks like a female character in a modern day fantasy role playing game"
Silly taters, we have told you before, watching your neighbours through a gap in the hedge is NOT a "role playing game"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# properlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# not too far afield
www.nuts.co.uk/23305/britains-best-boobs#2
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I've got better boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Bleurgh!
I prefer if the rack wasn't bought off the rack. There are several in that gallery who are natural and prettier.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Same!
Except the girl I know is shorter.

And got bigger tits.

Without door knockers on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# *rings bell*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I loikes sommut to hang onto while...I....um....errrr
I'm not sure where I was going with that to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# we'll fill in the blank bits
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Oh I know who this was!
(version, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Absolutly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# e who cars
(version, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# it was me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# is this a game that those kids play?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# sounds like you have all the ansers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# you know, "Fannies"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# huh...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# It describes a virus which can affect groups of latent crank callers of the kind who jump to conclusions.
I think the blurring represents the limits of each host's perception.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Yeah usually when someone calls me with a number I don't recognise I simply don't answer the phone
- end of weird phone call chain. Kids are strange
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I did make a crank call to Mr. Horrible once in my youth
but I wasn't silent, I had a duck call. I think it came at a bad time and upset him.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# the lines appear and dissapear so quickly
i dont have time to comprehend it, so it just sounds like the ramblings of a vicky pollard type person
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# This hurts my face.
Did it happen to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Hello,....Hello...Hello!!!
HELLO ! ! !





Sobs..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# *hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Fingerprinting with the e-crime unit

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# did they delay the new comp just so you could post this?
ITS YOUR FAULT!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# why imprison them?
surely they could just be 'tagged'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Like.
*hides.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Very, very good.
very good.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# FP this now.......
Oh it is, in less than an hour of posting ; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# cant say im surprised - its a monkeon post!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# and everyone knows he gives anal bumsex to rob
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# what other type is there?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
#
anal bumsex to someone else?
(gtfomh, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I know next to squat about British government
I just like black and white images

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# suspiciously specific denial
If you're not a brothel then why does your door have a stylised dick and a pussy logo on it?

And a huge knocker
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# this is on a door in London.
I'm sure I've seem it but can't remember where. Bedford square maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Had it read "no serial killers at this address"
you might have remembered
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# It's on Meard Street.
Sebastian Horsley used to live there.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# He was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# two knockers might have been in bad taste
(which gives me an idea ...hmmm)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# wood?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Found these in Asda
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# To the bunker!
!!!!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I'd quite like to try Shito
it sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Fish shrimp and chilli
Not sure which one would make me barf more. I can only imagine it's like a more rancid version of marmite.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# that gives me an idea
Roll mops and marmite for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hi! Welcome to /Board
we tend to prefer images that have been made by the poster themselves, but stick around, join in the fun, call some cunt a cunt and we'll expect a shopped kitten from you very soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I see where you are coming from. This better?
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I've seen this gif and often wondered about it but after watching some Tom Waits' videos yesterday
never really knowing much about him it strikes me that this is Iggy Pop and Tom Waits or am I completely wrong, if not is it a film or a music video?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I thought it was Ron Perlman and Amy Winehouse
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha
i thought it was perlman too, but Amy Winehouse? Lozzles!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# It's from a Jim Jarmush film
Coffee and Cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Yekshemesh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# so have many other people :-)
You get an extra point for actually buying them though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I think
It's about time someone actually made cock flavoured soup (with a big CDC on the packet).. Like Hedgehog flavoured crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hedgehog from Hell Flavoured crisps? I'm not sure he has enough of his special sauce to go around.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# 0_o
boke
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# BACK TO THE BUNKER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# but... stairs for bunkers should go DOWN when entering one....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# there's a place called Scunthorpe on this map!
Scunthorpe! you know, sCUNTthorpe! OMG! is this for real?
Have you seen this?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# The nearby village of Cock Flavour doesn't have a funny name either.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# "Ghana Best"
That's going to be an uphill struggle in terms of a consumer-facing PR campaign.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# welcome to 1992
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# "Calm down, it's only a piece of paper"!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# : )
did I just see a cock flavoured thread deletion or am I going mad?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Didn't notice anything here...
Any news yet...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Nope
There are two secretaries and I always seem to talk to the horrible one. My results are probably down the back of a filing cabinet.... The fucker is I can't ride my motorbike until I get them : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# a bit of both I think
Krakapotl - stick around - join in the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# you did
We don't like thread deleters round 'ere

(that doesn't mean re-post it btw)

Quick tip:
Links are for things you've found. Board is for things you've made (unless it's a video or website you've made, in which case use links, cause, you know, you can embed there)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# We don't
y'er ere that Popocatepetl
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# that's two questions. Dunno about the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# calm down, calm down
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Klarnk

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
# no, just no
I wonder how to board would react if this wasnt posted by yourself?

Now excuse me while i vomit up my breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
Would Sir like that with a side order of Flies?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Ohhhh, medium-rare bag
That'll stain your colon you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# *engorges*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# That's a very special special sauce.
I have to agree it's a little early for this sort of loveliness Moley
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# *hugs*
How are you coping?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)
# The thought of a future without James is terrifying me at the moment
he was a wizard with the finances as well as a sweet loving and humorous husband.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# sorry for the old cliche...
but it's early days. Your thoughts will be all over the place for a while, but you will get stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I hope so it really is sink or swim time I just hope my cossie fits so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:59, archived)
# just don't be afraid of the water
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Only if Klarnk is swimming in it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# you'll know if he is
it will turn the colour of bin juice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# hi maiden :)
sorry to hear about your loss. I know it's not much but i have a lovely home cash flow which i can send you so you know what money is due and when if that helps take the pressure off. It's in excel so it's pretty easy to use. It's horrible having to worry about that sort of thing at this time. Also sending hugs Xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# That sounds interesting have Excel on the laptop
it might make things a bit more easier for me to understand especially what has to go out and what I have coming in - The car we had was a Motorbility car because James was on DLA which will have to go back now but they have kindly allowed me the use of the car until the 31st after which I'm going to be struggling for transport - oh well I'm a busdriver and I have a free pass and as they say third-class travelling is better than first-class walking or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# gaz me your email address. :)
I'm good on finances and stuff so if i can ease your burden in any way, really happy to help. It's so hard on your own so poke me if i can help at all. It's really the most horrid time to have to deal with it all. Happy to send you my number too.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I've just searched b3ta to find out what Griffy was talking about.
I don't know what to say, and I really can't imagine what you must be going through. I'm truly sorry for your loss.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Thanks Moley - I'm taking things day by day still have to arrange the funeral and sort out the debts
then comes the hard part of trying to rebuild my life.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# mmm rhubarb and cheddar burger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I can't look away
help.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# guhhhh
Klarnk is brilliant, but this one made me boke a bit.

Hooray for Klarnk!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Hallo Klarnk!
B3ta loves you
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# *fwaps*
Just what I needed.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# i don't like this poor thing so early.
it's putting me off my next 10 meals
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Psssst....
*whispers* It's just a cheese burger with the cheese on the inside

But don't tell anyone.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I'm willing to bet
They've not been a runaway sales success story.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Oh fuck... *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Yay
Klarnk rules
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Naughty Klarnk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# oh man
that's horrible
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# that bottom one looks a lot like Hardees' mushroom and swiss burger
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Yep, yep yep yep yep!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO33o0se_Aw
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# This actually
made me laugh out loud - the first time on b3ta for aaaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Well done girls!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Yay,
it's jumping jubblies Thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# they always look so happy.
has no-one mentioned the 50+ years of mindless spirit-breaking toil they're on the verge of?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# shhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Why do they always jump?!
Its not a valid way to promote your future cleaning career
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# they are showing how high they can reach to clean the grill hoods at McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# I'll bet they're all straight on facebook LOLing all over the shop!!111
OMFG GOT MY REZULTZ LOL, *JUMPS IN AIR*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# JIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# JIATHENROLLABOUTFLOORINDEBT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# B3TARDS GIRL GOT HER A*
newsthump.com/2011/08/18/ugly-a-student-told-to-get-out-of-the-shot/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# woah, what's with all the jumpy women this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Hurrah!
*wheels out some mandatory jumping*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# oh, how they hover
btw--isn't there usually a new challenge by this time in the week?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# They cancelled it because of Wobbly Bloke's terrible posts
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:56, archived)
# we saw that coming
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# and this coming from you?...pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:52, archived)
# around now yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:12, archived)
# heh heh
very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
# would, would, would, would, would, am
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Woul.....
Hang on... let's not go there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:27, archived)
# oh
we are already there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# I got my giro!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# no need to riot today

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Who's she?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:41, archived)
# she's a goth pornstar
Her name begins with S but I can't quite remember at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:48, archived)
# remember damn you!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Stoya.
She doesn't do porn anymore as far as I'm aware, though. Not that I know that she did in the first place or anything. *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# this is purly for reasearch purposes you understand
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Stoya that's it
I'll be back in 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# you should spend it on a much bigger monitor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Haha
I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:45, archived)
# I look for the like link to click :(
I am FB cunt.
^ yes do get a bigger monitor, get two and a drawing tablet too. You can buy all these things and still never get the time to sit down and do anything. :( :)
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I have a feeling you are going to regret posting that...
He he he...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:45, archived)
# *in voice of Alec*
"...the sound of a million Photoshops opening."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:48, archived)
# I already do
10 internets to anyone who can tell what the
picture mounted on blue behind me depicts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:48, archived)
# 'Canoe Man' John Darwin running to his new life?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Eric Morecambes dancing on Morecambe beach
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# and lo, today's meme was born
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:48, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Yey, the Bridgend Uni results are in :)
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:30, archived)
# time for Mcdonalds to start hiring again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Ha.
I took too long to see that, but also had Whoa, Bodyform... going through my head.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# CAST OUT THEIR DEMONS

story (Daily Heil - sorry)

also - istyosty.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# i wonder how well they did in their exams
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# the one on the right would pass all my examinations
etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# does Jesus make you blurry?
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I think the photographer was wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# oh hello!
Haha very subtle!!! :)

Sorry to post mine above :(

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:23, archived)
# haha!
Must have only got 4 A-stars and one A. Thick bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha! Took me a while. I'm a bit slow this morning....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)

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