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# Skidrow
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# Landfill Skip Rafting!
We need to get this made an Olympic sport - STAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Without delay !
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# That's some serious landfill going on there.
Almost as bad as the bins behind the shops in Sudbury Hill /local satire.

*puts peg on nose* Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Winner by a Nose !
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# Woo!
a new .sig - are you no longer in the dumps?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I got dumped by the dumps an have redefinded dumps with a the worst mediicalal Term !
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# hatstand!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Stand Back !
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# The all new adventures of skippy are looking good...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Let the fluffiness begin...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Woo!
Totally tubular!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Pipe dream fulfilled !
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# Wheeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# ^ What she saaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddd............
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Totally rad, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Weeeeeee...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# 10 Points if you get the show reference


Click for bigger (198 kb)

Another 10 points if you can tell me how to keep the picture quality AND reduce the filesize.

Edit: By the way, my first vector, so please be kind.

Edit: Edit:de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Butch and Sundance: The Early Years!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Oooh! SO close!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I'm terribly upset nobody has made mention of MY moive reference...
your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Book 'em, Dano
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I don't know the show, but Bees are ace for most things :D
Plus, if it's a vector exporting as a Gif will bring size down quite nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# not with those gradients it won't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Beardedwife wants to keep bees. I can barely get him to do the washing up after dinner. He's not getting bees.
Although we plant plenty of bee friendly plants to do our bit.

I tried it as a .gif and the text looked like shit (as it does above). That seems to be my main problem with all of my pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Is it something to do with Magnets? ;)
blimey, candle - Cheers all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Happy Candles sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Magnetic candlemas to you!
Edit: Just read your candle and I read the 2nd of September headline as "Japanese sings unconditional surrender"

It must be lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Candle day!
Return of the Magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Candle in the Wind: The Movie
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!



CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# May your candle burn with magnetic majesty !
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# happy candles
this proves your Illuminarti connections :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Oooh New Robes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# John Craven's Newsround?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Newsround co-presented by bees
*writes to Auntie to make it happen*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Sticky Martin struggles to release
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# \o/
Ten points!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Is it 'Lady Windermere's Bee'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# You filthy boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# No? then how about 'Her Bee Rides Again'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# That's enough about your x-rated dvd collection
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# The Cook, the Thief, The Wife and Her Bee
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Deb Bee Does Dallas
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# The Great Gats Bee
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# The Unbearable Lightness of Bees
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Beauty and the Bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# The Bees Must Die
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Her Bees go Bananas
damn, I see you beat me to her bee already
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Stop! Or my Bees will shoot
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe's 40 lb beard of bees
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Wasp with Mother
wrong end of the apiary
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I always wanted to call you honey !
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# I know what it's from
it's that comedy show on CBBC. I like the sketch about the only kid in school on the remote scottish island. I can't remember the name of the show as I only ever see bits of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# 10 points!
(Sorry, I've got no head)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# breakfast bullies must be stopped
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I'm going to cook some bacon right now
and make myself a hat like that....then I shall stroll through Asda and show off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# I don't think you've ever made a rasher decision
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# He has a "streak" of madness about him.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I'm sure that can be "cured".
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# You see the sunny side of everything
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# eggsactly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# "smokin' !!"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I'll be rind later
to talk to you about that
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# lean on him, hard
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I'll be back to do that
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# phat!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# but without fried potatoes you'll just look silly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# you expect him to make a hash job of it?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# no--just a few scallops around the brim
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Far too many fingers on the left hand.
And no ring, either...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# those eggs are sunny,
not b3tan...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I've seen alphanumeric chickens
but never eggs--thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# wytch craftey ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Oh that's wonderful,
I absolutely love that!

*edit* altho the crossed light sources do my head in a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Bowling for average ?
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# Eat'm !
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# Somes got the sense to use streaky.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# 29 owls. Which one is your favourite? Maybe you hate them all equally?

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# the one in the spotty pants
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I'm quite drawn to the stacking-pair of orange ones 2nd row up.
However an Owl in pants is hard to refuse as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# This would make Dundee considerably more exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I go by the rule that any place that has a cake named after it will be quite nice
See also:
Pontefract
Eccles
Bakewell
........
umm the village of Sponge?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
#
Eccles?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Get you to a bakery sir!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eccles_cake
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I know I drive past Eccles on a regular basis.
It's an area of Salford - might well be the exception to your rule.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Having never visited, I remain fast in the belief
that it is a charming bucolic rural village, where hardy handed sons of the soil, toil in the sun blessed fields, waiting for the sound of the ECCLES-HORN that heralds the arrival of the ECCLE-GAFFER who distributes said cake to all working men, who give hearty cheers and proceed to dance in the Lancashire fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ...and the M60 is naught but a sleepy turnpike where twice a day the oxen pull their carts laden with raisins and suet for use in the manufacture of said delicacy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# :D
Now you are living in my world!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# \o/
Waaay nicer than the normal one :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Devil's Food Cake, Berkshire is quite pleasant
But avoid Dundee. I briefly passed through there and I gained 2 anecdotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I just googled Devil's food cake
:-( eeewwww
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Dundee's quite nice
so long as you frequent the scummy areas.

Dundee Neds are innefectual and quite nice. It's the posh bastards you have to watch out for.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# ...and the Pontefract cake is no cake at all!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# shush
You ruin my growing Pontefract cake and tea shoppe empire!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Ghastly liquorice affairs that they are...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Cor, I'd give up mice for a slice of that cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# haha and I agree about the one with spotty pants what a star
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# One with the antlers.
Top right.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Spotty Y-fronts as well for me.
'nings b3ta. Seem to have inadvertantly spawned an internet monster over the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Top left.
He has attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# They're all lovely, apart from the creepy looking one...
apart from the creepy looking one...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)
# that one on the bottom right is a serial killer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Hangdog purple one
Middle row, second from left.

That's just how I feel today.


But they are all quite lovely. (T-wit t-) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# The Owlings !
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# I like the smallest best....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# ...another magic kingdom....
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# He wants to see the fireworks
He likes fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
# there's a vacant cave in the Tora Bora if he's stuck for a place...
failing that,he's always welcome to crash at my place
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# your pad may be a bit too garish for him
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# That is the vacant cave that all of the local camels use to relieve themselves!
Knee DEEP
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# He's getting it hard on to look at Snow White and Cidyfella!
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# I thought the libyans didn't like to fly TWA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Morning. Holy fuck I'm tired.


...and running late for work.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# ha ha,
And...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# I think the Monday got replaced by two Sundays somehow.
Its all very confusing.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# The calendar was once used as a map of the month
its all very combustible
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# Are you suggesting we burn down the days of the month we dislike?
Becasue I'm all for it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# So tomorrow would be (reduced to) Ash Wednesday?
Which means today is Shrove Tuesday.

PANCAKE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Is Guy Fawkes night when we burn off all the old, used up days from the year?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# No, that's when we clean out Guy Pearce's cutlery drawer and get rid of his old forks
It's a very old event, hence the odd spelling.

If you want to get rid of old days, let a neighbour borrow them and never get them back. That is how Lent got its name.

We can replace the void with nice fruity-smelling chemical-replacement days on Ester Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# *gives award for logic*
The instructions on how to put it together are in the box.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Hurrah! Thanks, Chutters!
Does it need any specialist tools and safety gear to assemble?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Well, a white lab coat can prevent "splashing" so that might be useful
while having the added bonus of making you look REALLY SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I want to get a lab coat
Thinking of making a Vaultdweller costume...

My old school labcoat got stained by 2,4 DNP. Dunno where it got to. Probably mutated and left.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# I love you.
So, Xmas day is all porny, and Boxing day is when you put all the porn in boxes to stick in the attic? It all makes sense, suddenly.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Yup
But then retailers appropriated those holidays and made them all about buying new stuff. Film studios appropriated the TV schedules to promote The Great Escape, James Bond, and the Sound of Music. Usually shown separately, unless you find the rather entertaining and underrated "James Bond escapes from the Sound of Music".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I am saying that I am for all the things that you like to dislike :
If you would are to make a list we can burn them all wastefully
Then we could smoke ll of the things that are approved o BY DISAPPROVAL

I'm buying !
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# Calendars are just a way of telling other people when they should be doing things for me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Have this then...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# :D
Ningles back-atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# They do make good parachutes !
GERMONIMO !
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# IT WAS.. MURDER
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# ORDER IN THE WIWA
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# Its like groundhog day on b3ta now
where did all the funny pics go?

/remebereswhenallthiswasfieldsblog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# does this amuse you, are you amused
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# You're a funny fuckin' guy!
And yes, this amuses me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# this
ashally....there's one or two on the FP right now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# nice work squire
morning ninjypoos
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Morning Bilbo!
Ta matey, how's you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I'm a bit cold and tired this morning
it feels like Autumn
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I am back to work after nearly 2 1/2 weeks off so I thought I would start me day with a couple of VAGs...
Happy Birthday Cameron Diaz & Kimberley Joseph and Happy NING to b3ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Sue Perkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# was born September 22...
and looks like this ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:56, archived)
# Well
You've never seen them both together in the same womb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Ning Mr Bloke and woo to the VC's!
Nice bit of side-boob on Kimberley.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Nice pics WB
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Ning WB
Good to see VAGs back, they seem to symbolise an end to gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# yes but are they the end of the gay shift
or the start of the day one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Ning Toasty...
The are the start of the day for me..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# it's day for the gay shifters too
so from this we can deduce that the gay shift is eternal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# if you cause a paradox you can fix it!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# i like to think so
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# They seem to have been the start of the gayshift tonight as well
www.b3ta.com/board/10521519
and Yay WB, great day for a comeback!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Just now midnight here.
Lurk for a bit and then crash teim.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Not sure if they will be back full time...
If I want to knock one out I will but I'm not planning on getting up at 4:30 every day to do six of them very morning...

How are you keeping? Been down any more shafts lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# yeah one or two
Broke my wrist on sunday in a quarry

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:02, archived)
# don't tell me you were abusing yourself down a shaft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:09, archived)
# if it's not past the wrist it isn't a fist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Is that why the lighting is so bad?
(Only joking... get well soon)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# It's only the scaphoid
I just hope it doesn't need wiring
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Oooh, that's a bad one
Usually requires amputation.

Up to the elbow.

Of the other arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# i'll swap your broken wrist for my bulging disc
In too much pain to even sit a the pc
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# no thanks
I slipped a disk years ago and it bloody hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# this reminds me of quake 2
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Seriously? You did that?
Fucking hell, you sad cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# How does this work . . . do I get my pick or do they?
. BY ThE WAY . . . my car has a big bonnet ..................
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# I saw this yesterday in matlock, is it yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:29, archived)
# It sure was till I smoked it
A TIME GOOD WAS BY ALL HAD

[can I EXHAIL NOW?}
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# puff, puff and pass
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# ThankIng You Mr Anti Bogart
I
------------------------------------------M
slow
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# They make Ghillie suits for cars now?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# That's very good parking
for a Rover driver...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Richard Gere and a hamster for tomorrow.
You missed stripyness.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# NIce new liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines !
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# BUGGER!
* Note to self - Must try Harder...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# breakfast fears forks--
not fond of ravenous people in general

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:39, archived)
# Ning LS18

* Ning real, ning Paul_P
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Ning WB--were you on paid leave?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:00, archived)
# ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Out of the frying pan, into the fryer
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:49, archived)
# I bet Maiden has said that
many a morning.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Anti-gravity peas!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# EGYPTIAN LOVER
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 6:44, archived)
# tell me about your thread count
 
WHISPER IT TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:00, archived)
# THE SCENT OF A MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:03, archived)
# the best of all the piss smells
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Must be the tough-mode in the spooge-or-not quizpage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# THANKS FOR PLAYING, TRY NOT TO SUCK TOO MANY DICKS ON YOUR WAY OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# how many is too many?
or is that part of the quiz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 6:29, archived)
# I want to play :(
Still no power here, still no indication of when it will be restored. Cooking by candle-light is not as fucking romantic as it sounds. Also I read somewhere today that the gas supoly may still need to be turned off if floodwater enters the system. If so, I'm likely to die and you guys can fight over my stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Ashally, I'll have the penguins and your Gok
Fuck, where's the National Guard, still cleaning up N'awlins?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Gok and the penguins sounds like a childrens' book
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:30, archived)
# This sounds like a childrens' book (NSFW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0A6L9kx4c
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:08, archived)
# great stuff
Jackson is fine but I'd still like to hear Morgan Freeman doing it..

I see there are a couple of Walken impersonations in youtube for it too, those are always disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 6:02, archived)
# Even Kevin Pollak was a bit off
and he's one of the best at Walken
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I'm glad you aren't dead yet
Also you may have missed this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:10, archived)
# Ahhh now I understand HappyToast's pic from earlier.
Best comment on the first page: "I like the part where he says Ha ha ha ha"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)
# That was Mohammed Ali during his oriental period.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
# I can empathize.
I lived two years waiting for electric on my present property. It's a story. But I ran a generator. Having power is a real luxury. Or not having it is no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Wow
I can deal with having no lights. And if it carried on much longer I'd get 3G and a car charger for the laptop. But not being able to store fresh food turns out to be a huge problem which I hadn't seriously considered initially.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:27, archived)
# 3G and a laptop was all I had.
And a propane fridge. And the constant roar of a diesel generator.

3G is still all I have. It's the price one pays for not living in a metro area. And I'm lucky I get that. I had Hughes satellite for ten years. I literally threw a computer out my window once. That was counterproductive to say the least. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# Dibs on the hamfisted brotards!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:20, archived)
# Hahaha
A discerning choice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:29, archived)
# CAN I HAZ ALL OF YOUR FILTAS?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# GODDAMIT PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Awww
A circle-smooch! It's like a SFW circle-jerk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:41, archived)
# fuck man
wishing you the best of luck here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:14, archived)
# AAAARGHHHH
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:53, archived)
# have another dead-shift render doodle
this time a bench on the side of an old concrete house:



Close-ups:


(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Filesize nazis will have your butt.
Nice renders.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# aw pants, I didn't even check that
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# achtung, filesize verbotten!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)
# awww shit I thought these were photographs scrolling by
 
sweet textures and shading
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Lovely
what's that rendered in den?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:12, archived)
# He's not tellin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 8:39, archived)
# KEEPS THOSE BONES SHINY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Note:
Characters by atomic
www.b3ta.com/board/10519717

Blender 2.59 BIR, skull and arms mutated stock every thing else new polys.
edit: and I see I Cap seed in error, bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Yay.
I like Uncle Death.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# lovely teefers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Should be more.
But I liked it with some open spaces for contrast and stopped filling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# The kind of bath you only need once.
I actually knew someone who went on to kill their ex-wife in a bath of acid years later. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:20, archived)
# I worked in a forensic lab for a while
My boss was an expert witness in the Snowtown murders trial. He got one of the murderers off by saying that while there was a large pile of gloves in the bank vault that had his DNA on them, he'd never been seen going in or out of the vault so it was possible that he just collected gloves and the other guys stole them.

As my boss used to say, "there's no money in defending innocent people".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:24, archived)
# The gloves don't fit!
The gloves don't fit!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Likely that demon is immortal.
And why he has to keep killing him.

The things people get up to, and
they call these creatures evil!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:24, archived)
# oh so much win
atomic will love it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:51, archived)
# Thanks.
I'm sure he will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:02, archived)
# you two could work together to make a new grim fandango style point and click
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:12, archived)
# Running gag is the pair of us have been making Saturday Morning Cartoons for years.
Only, there is no such thing anymore. And therefore no one ever sees them. Games
for them would also be just as unseen. Except by those with a BumPod, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:40, archived)
# ah fuck man
i say keep at it, they're classic. i also loved your cockweasle stuff, and the robots you did.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:47, archived)
# FUCK YESSSS666SSS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] und when all ze mickiees are in every haus hold!! ze attack vill start


Click for bigger (175 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# That's Hebrides
I knows me shipping forecast
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Aaarrgghh
The Irish Giants have finally completed their causeway and are about to invade Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# He-brides are called "grooms".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A snake is still a snake, a fox is still a fox...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# You could fill an aircraft carrier with the fucks that rabbit is not giving.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# haha, yes.
Wearily resigned to his fate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Grr yiff grr what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# YIFF MEOW YIFF MEOW YIFF YIFF GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Guro yaoi furry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I don't want to google that
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# You really, really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Nifty bit of subtle improvement there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# BLOOD AND SPUNK IS EVERY WHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Foxed hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# (EVE)NING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# HALLO
how are you rapitinui?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# PUMPED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Hello, also.
And how is your cat. I assume he's been configured in the Rapitnui ways.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)
# he is a very jolly fellow
www.b3ta.com/board/10521061

settling in well, still getting a little more confident each day.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Haha.
It looks like he has some Cockweasle genes. He's coming alone nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:41, archived)
# the last frame ^ would have been sufficient :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
# cutoutfilterwithrealeyesandmouthbecauseeyesarehard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# YES, IF THERE IS A BANDWAGON, I WILL PROBABLY JUMP IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# It's the wheels.
THEY ARE ALL THE SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)
# the internet will eat itself
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# You forgot to create a 'female' sockpuppet that tells you your work is great and defends you from all the nasty people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# and is generally the only person replying to your posts
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:13, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME BACK HERE, DON'T LEAVE ME ALL ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:06, archived)
# I liked it when he got stroppy and started saying things like "These are not just posted for the hell of it and can take me a few hours to do."
I'm not really sure what other reasons there could be for posting on b3ta aside from "for the hell of it".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)
# ALSO: Spite
For a few of them at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# IT IS NICE TO BE NICE IS IT NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# There seems to be some variance in that stance.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 6:35, archived)
# FUCK EM ALL RIGHT IN THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Hasn't he pretty much said by now that the main motivation is cracking one out to the nudie pics he finds along the way?
 
this is all getting rather unsavoury, let us draw a discreet veil and move on
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 6:06, archived)
# and then, you can have the sex with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Works for many industrial PR firms.
Just remember the blond and large breasts part.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 4:40, archived)
# It's not his birthday until January
www.myspace.com/42836283
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# starting fire
these London based guys release their new single 'Starting Fire' just a week before riots hit London.
they have another single coming out 'the drowned world' about flooding in London. hope it's not gonna happen this time!!;]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQM8ru6GC4I

www.lazyhabits.co.uk
(ziutek, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
# yeah fuck off
this isn't a place to plug your friends band.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# this, however, may be a more suitable forum
www.b3ta.com/links/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Is it worth advising the semi-literate to read the FAQ?
Or would a blizzard of liquid (albeit graphical) shit be more appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# I find that this is more arousing than threatening.
But that might just be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# it is supposed to be disapproving
more than threatening. I am shit at threats.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# It reminded me of Twisted Sister.
Who, I expect, were also a bit shit at threats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# They certainly never scared me.
unless they asked me to join the band.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Well, why not return one of their calls one day?
You could give 'em a whole new direction. (Just remember to jump off the bus before it goes off the cliff)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Dee's hair isn't so long anymore
and as to new directions, their Xmas album was shit
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
# I thought it was supposed to be a growl.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# A Grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Either way I like it, mainly because straps of the dress are hidden and it looks like you're/she's topless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# You see, it's comments like this that show why I shouldn't be allowed on the internet after 8pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# the comment was fine.
i just didn't have a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# better?
...errr, worse?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# mundae snarns
xx
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# oh,
wanted a word with you. May I Gaz?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Haha!
but Herman beat you to it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# what?
when, where?

www.b3ta.com/board/10509796
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:13, archived)
# I suggest harnessing your employer's powerful IT resources tomorrorow morning to find out the answer to this question.
It might take a few searches, but hey, itches need to be scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I can't.
Because I won't be at work. My lovely employers give us an extra day off. Like the council. Huzzah.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Oh.
Well, I'm sure you can make your own entertainment.

Of course, in my day we didn't have to make our own entertainment...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# You're lucky.
We used to dream of not having to not make our own entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:25, archived)
# I apologise.
was thinking of a different gif
www.b3ta.com/board/10508471#post10508493

in that thread, dunno how to get the exact post.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:20, archived)
# herman's is bigger :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
# right click the page icon left of the post subject line and 'Copy Link Location'
www.b3ta.com/board/10508479
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Hello cockface.
Either you're someone who knows these guys, or are working for their management or some shit. Whichever shit, you should know that hijacking other people's shit to advertise your shit, is a bit shit, and people treat you like shit for it. Go find a shit indie music forum or some shit next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# So, do you work at Boss Media, or are you just rented out by them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I might have to write a strongly worded letter to Mr Taharqa Daniel-Rashid
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I'm also curious as to why he also seems to run a private hire car company using the same contact details as ^that band(I've forgotten their name already, sorry)
www.londoncarhire.com/hire-page
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Spivs.
Spivs. (This is what my dad always said to me every time I/he/we encountered sub-decent trading practices, and he was right. Spivs.)
Inconveniencing a spiv is a good act, IMO.
Horrible comedy rip-off merchants like "Arfur Daley" or "Del Boy" are supposed to be loveable.
They'd get tough love on the end of a steel-toecapped boot if they popped up round my yard.
Maybe these cunts are socially acceptable in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Please let me know
the earliest opportunity at which I can come around and shit in your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I think my peers have proved their points here in this thread.
But I could not resist taking some time out of my busy night to tag you as the following word.


Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# harsh but appropriate.
The board has standards which must be met like tricky stuff of reading FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Yet for some reason, people still get that part wrong. It's baffling.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# are they releasing a single called "I'm going to fire my management company and re-sign with someone who knows what they're doing"?
because that would be eerily prophetic
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Is the singer a burns victim?
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Not yet...
"explosive energy"? Fuck all happens in the video for the first 20 seconds, and then it gets boring.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)
# If their London date is at Cargo,
They must be a bigger bunch of cunts than those that usually play Nambucca.

Now kindly fuck off and spam somewhere that cares. You utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# its here
www.youtube.com/user/janekemp1
(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Oops! Wrong board, mate.


Try www.b3ta.com/links
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a jungle out there
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# :D they look less threatening mounted
(so do I, prolly)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Nice shadowing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Makes up for the fact
I just spotted it's bindun.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to the funhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)
# ah, more meat!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# This is full of knowledges.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Would a hammer, hamster and a hammock made from spiced pork and ham
be a spammer, a spamster and a spammock?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I wonder if there's such thing as a hamcunt.
In fact, I don't think I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# oh gawd
ELL O ELL :DD
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# *Patents spammock*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# meat hammock?
euphemism alert!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# *touches hammock*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I've never skinned a hammer before, this was most informative
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhahhh YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I can't help laughing at this
Also MEIN FACTO = German filofax
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)

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