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[challenge entry] It is my belief that this image fits within this weeks competition according to my interpretation of the brief
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# That checkout girl LOVES it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
#
LOVES LOVED
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Erm...
Creampie, something, massive melons, tacos, plums and something...

A porn title for the indecisive perhaps?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# he's just shopping for his bits
re your sig, my ip address is 314.159.265.358
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Eh?
It's Pi in hexadecimal...
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# i heard recently that pi was wrong and that it's all now about the tau
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# it's just 2 x pi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Ah!
Thats because of the amount of times 2xPi appears in maths.... to make it easier, one symbol shall be used.

Makes it a little easier to write longer equations
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# /choir preaching
Probably
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# tea towl holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# The penny drops!
Hopefully behind the checkout girl
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# hopefully in front of her
so that she bends over.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Toasty's legal people will be in touch to let you know.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# haha ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# again, it was laziness that was the initial problem
but nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# C'mon guv.
Light-hearted remark, 'twas all it was.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Tell it to the judge, Goebels
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# 'Fandabbydozy She Wrote'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# fucking hell
what have you done to my eyes?

it burns, iiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)
# ^ this
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# urrrggh!!!!! Kill it, KILL IT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Heehee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Wow, it took me ages to realise it was Angela Lansbury
I thought you'd slapped some slap on Anne Widdicombe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# *ahem*
I thought you'd slapped some slap on Anne Widdicombe.

-This I'd pay to see. Hell, we all would, admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# *queues*
She should be slapped just for going on that dance programme
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Ye Gods!
That's terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Pot and kettle caught in compromising situation...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# just tenuous enough then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Fuck me, did HappyToast just approve an entry to his compo?
Endorse it even?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# yes, because you both misunderstood what I was on about earlier
or rather I didn't word things quite how my mind was intending. either way never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# show us how its done, toasty!
Plus, i want a frontpage from someone to push that lovely but horrible tapeworm-eating gif off the frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I don't like to enter the challenges much
I got shouted at too much :(
(a while back, not todays nonsense)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# There are some who know where you were coming from
and agree totally
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# But if B3ta only allows top quality posts, it will end up like Worth1000....@6 images posted each day
and only @ 10 contributers

As it is B3ta gives everybody a chance including new starters and those who cant spend 2 hours on one image and those who cant afford £100+ software and £1000+ computers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# it's not about fucking talent (or interpretation)
it's about the attitude of posting any old picture found on the internet that is very loosely connected to one of the words in the title because they think posting it means they might win a competition.

and not being be arsed to try and do something funny or imaginative

fuck it, I thought I was trying to rally the troops and trying to put a positive on what loads of people have been whining about. But giving a shit just gets me in trouble. so fuck it, believe what you like and carry on. Now I must try and forget about this because my brain medicine is clearly not working and unemployment is bringing me down.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# It's ok for you, you've only had 181 FP's (well deserved mind you)
Some of us have to try harder! But with that I mean I agree, without the prospect of 'bringing up my game' I'd never had a decent image posted. Although I admit my post in this comp was tenuous at best. Oh well :)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# well, its your compo suggestion, and a lot of people seem to be getting it wrong,
so i thought you would step in every now and again and teach those rapscallions how it should be done.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Scandalous!
Call the NOTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# They already know - they have a phone on the tap
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# oh ffs
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# ^ Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# HOT KITCHEN ACTION
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
I hope thay do, I can't play the Harp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# One of these needs to be on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Sink Floyd
Wish You Were Here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Heatherface.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# quite terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# There's something different about her. Has she had a hair cut?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
#
HA! excellent and duly *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Is that how she lost her leg?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# she loves Murder she wrote, but it shits her right up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Scary toast!
Quality eyeage, there.

I always do wonder why daytime TV is rife with murderlicious programmes. Its MURDER FFS! People dying via someone else's hand!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I wonder how Midsomer still has a population.
Seems people drop like flies over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Hehe
indeed. They should call the army in to keep the peace!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I guess they'll save that for the movie;
Midsomer Massacre. The sky will be blackened with the stench of stale battenburg and crochet kits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# and the most popular magazines are the hideous case files of murder and abuse that you see old people buying
or the cheery Love it! style with stories of how someone's father filmed his mates gang raping them.

Computer games and music videos aren't to blame, its John Nettles and Hello
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# i guess people crave misery and unpleasantness
unless it happens to themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# So long as you're kept informed of people who are in a worse state than you
there's no end to how low you'll let yourself go.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# That's a cracker!
:D

Compo it!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# She must be watching the Oirish, feature length, episode
to be sure.

Splendid work
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# rick mail meets dot cotton!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I watch Diagnosis Murder like this, nearly all the time
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself
This hotdog, does not look like a penis
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# haha
needs more glans
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# What's more, that sausage IS A LIBERAL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Frank Spencer?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# May contain 'shooty' bits
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha, I'd pay the ludicrous cinema prices if this day-and-age to see this :D
(expects his personal guards to all turn out to be vampires near the end of the movie)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Condi Rice starring as the rebel chief
with Bom-chikka-wah-wah consequences
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Inspired casting!
And scarily suitable
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Classic Ninj.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoos
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# It's like ten thousand knives when all you need is a fork
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# haha
Gaddafi don't surrender
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Oh yes.
That's a cracker.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# that font looks like it will be a straight to video release!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha, with Jackie Stallone as his twin sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Holy Moley!
:D

Walk like a man! Talk like a man!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# You can try,
but I would advise on taking some life insurance out first.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Brilliant!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# they'll probably end up getting Michael Sheen in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Oh yes...
...Prez for sure! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# oh fuck, hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# haha
del Toro is a possibility too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
#

F-I-N-K-
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I fink dis is brill!
Edit - in fact...

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# are you saying


?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Only once a month
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I don't have a witty comeback
infact, I'm scared

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# *runs after Discomeats*
*gets cramps*
*cries*
*eats chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# yes! the handily discarded chocolate for means of easy escape trick
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# thanks
and i have no idea wtf is happening in your pic, hahaha.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# That makes two of us
That is vintage shoppage. 2007!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# saw this for 15 nicker in tesco t'other day
worth getting? Bear in mind, i probably wont be arsed with the multiplayer on it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I thought it was multiplayer only
i believe it's also cross platform, which i didn't know was possible for online games.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Just emptying my load.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# needs more rinse aid
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Those washing machines!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)
# DIRTY WASHING!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)
# She's a busy girl
she's got three working offices!

/bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Is that inspired by b3ta's word of the day?
www.b3ta.com/board/10524150
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# 0_0
I shall be using that word inappropriately for the rest of the day...
"Just popping to the tribadism department in John Lewis to get a new tank top..."
"The tribadism on my telephone's not working properly."
:D

Tank top? Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Revive & keep alive the tanky tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Jeremy...
you twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# http://tinyurl.com/preview.php?enable=1
Preview of TinyURL.com/b3ta-jeremy
This TinyURL redirects to:
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# *CLICKS ANYWAY*
*SINGS ALONG*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# :0
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)
# The alternative bingo call
*has tea for two music going through her head now*

G'ning Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Ning lully!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Is it glued there
or held by fucking shitty magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Well, there's no screwing involved!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Dude ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# that's a neato hot dog cock in a bun what now right
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# voyeur ivy is watching you 69
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Swoss on nerf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely Ninjarella...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# really?
I mean, really?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, my ball is massive
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# The Post Office is the world's largest consumer of rubber bands! UNCHECKED FACT BASED ON MEMORY!
in completely unrelated news, I have developed a major crush on Alice Roberts from Coast

edit: Is that actually your rubber band ball? If so, that deserves a woo in it's own right!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# I can well believe it.
The collapse of the Post Office & the death of *insert slag celebrity name here* are the two things the rubber trade fear most.

I don't read tabloids so couldn't think of a well known slag celeb. You get the idea.

Edit: That is my rubber band ball. 10 years in the making just made of rubber bands the postie has left behind. Thinking of starting a new one as the existing bands are too small to go around this one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# you've got a long way to go
www.recordball.com/ WARNING: shit piano music on website
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Bollocks to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)
# i saw you tweet about that last night
here, have this

woodystellycaps.blogspot.com/2010/08/wild-swimming-with-alice-roberts.html

now go for a cold shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# oh my!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# she nice
but she's no kate humble.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Alice Roberts
Kate Humble
Victoria Coren
Suzie Dent
Ellie Harrison
Julia Bradbury

are all on my intelligent totty list!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Victoria Coren.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# The most Victoria Coren-admiring gent I know is also generally gay.
I think this says a lot about Ms. Coren's massive intellect.
(wolf_ie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
# She's very nice,
but my new 'lady doctor on telly' crush is Lucy Worsley who was presenting 'Elegance and Decadence: The Age of the Regency' on BBC4 last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I watched that
I found her accent quite sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# ooh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Good to see he's wearing a rubber!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I slip this pea in (ooo eeerrr)

(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# what comp is this?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Filthy/gorgeous?


Apologies for oversized photo - I'm a bit new at this.
(Jack of Diamonds, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# ^ Clam Bashing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# oo er looks a bit rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# maybe this board isn't the best place for you to visit
it can get quite "naughty" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Best not google "scissoring" then, especially if you're at work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# *learns a new word*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:03, archived)
# GOOD LORD!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I misread this bit, I thought it said 'lobster'
"...rubs her vulva against an inanimate object such as a bolster to achieve orgasm."

Too much Derek and Clive.

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Such supersized filth
Hooray for Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:25, archived)
# combine those with World Athletics...don't run with scissors


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I would watch athletics if they ran with scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Bollocks!!
*pus two pairs of scissors back in cupboard and switches off camera*

Clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:49, archived)
# won't be "stainless steel" for long!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# long time since i posted anything
but i've been playing with 'Sculptris' (ZBrushes likkle brother) and after years of being utterly RUBBISH at 3D modelling i've found something i can use. This is my third build ever. i'm pretty proud of it.



mushroom human baby thing anyone? :/
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# nature can be cruel sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)
# too bad I missed the blurbs below about lack of effort
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Looks like something off of Pan's Labyrinth
does it live on milk and human blood!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Whatever it does, it works out
buns of steel on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
# poisonous baby, I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# It's a realistic Goomba! :D
Ace 3D-ing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# HA!
hadn't thought of it like that. Mario takes a turn for the worse...

and thank you :)
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# KILL IT WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
Marvellissimoso!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# AAAAGHHH!
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)
# no offence*
but why do so many people try and keep b3ta shit?

*probably some offence
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Because it IS shit.
It's only a messageboard for posting rubbish pictures, not the judging panel for the Turner Prize*

High horse? Yes? No?

*Which is also shit
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)
# some of your stuff is funny ,witty and clever
but a fuckin' hotdog ain't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:40, archived)
# The god is in the details
Look again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# ITS A COCK IN A BUN.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# I'm not talking about quality of art, I'm talking about
lack of hummus or effort

Not singling yours out specifically, it's just the straw that broke the camels back this morning.
The challenge is to find objects in compromising positions, not just post a potato that looks like a cock or something that That's life might get a rise out of in 1984.

I just never get why some people miss read "Image Challenge" as "Post any tenuous shit". Surely that isn't challenging unless you use a head dobber.

again, not meaning any specific offence, just wishing the world tried a little harder this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# I've added some alt text
Just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# yes, that was clearly obvious from the start
again, that's not the point of the image challenge is it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
Everyone's got their own interpretation. Some good, some bad, but these are very much relative terms depending on the sense of humour of the person who's looking at it.

Go and have a cup of tea and a bun. It's Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# If everyone kept strictly to the letter of an image challenge...some challenges would only attract one page of entries
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# people subverting an image challenge?
or having an different interpretation to what was originally thought?
Why, that never happens on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# look, get behind the velvet rope!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I'm queuing for a hot dog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# oh Archie, you always turn up with the same "wise old man of b3ta" claptrap
only to then appear on Twitter or Facebook saying b3ta is shit because no one tries any more (and other mysterious reasons that you say will get you in trouble if you spill)

Why not try saying why you think b3ta is shit here instead of disagreeing with the same points, at least then people can pull their socks up or disagree in person.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# you are way too uptight
start your own image board
/ignores
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# uptight/fond of b3ta
same thing, apologies for upsetting you with my opinion which I am well aware is no better than anyone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# it's a bit strange to get upset about people on a website - known for pushing the boundaries of common decency for comedic effect - for pushing the boundaries of your image brief...
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# read what I put chap
it's not about deviation, it's about laziness and the things that other people seem to be allowed to complain about without people picking them up on but I'm not.

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# "I just never get why some people miss read "Image Challenge" as "Post any tenuous shit". Surely that isn't challenging unless you use a head dobber."
"The challenge is to find objects in compromising positions, not just post a potato that looks like a cock or something that That's life might get a rise out of in 1984."

seems pretty conclusive, like...

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# yep
I appreciate where I went wrong in half awake rambling
but didn't think it would be right to edit as people had already replied and I didn't want to make them look like mentals, when that's obviously my job.

Anyway
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# It's probably too late for you to read this but
I concur that way too much slop is posted on b3ta that is borne out of no thought, planning or effort.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# bug up the arse today, Toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# no more than usual :)
Just wanting b3ta to be the shining centre of hummus again that I think you do.

And getting my words in the wrong order or being misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# It was looking as though we had a candidate for Dixon's 'Golden Flounce' award for a moment there.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Oh god, SO MUCH THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I love the expression "no offence"....
It's like a get out of jail free card for rude people.

Morning Toasty no offence but your shoes are weird.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# haha, those are my feet!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:40, archived)
# *recoils*
Oh my... I've never seen green patent leather feet before.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
# My favourite is
"with all due respect", because you may as well just say " I fucked your mum".
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I like the idea of
"with all due respect, I fucked your mum"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
genuine laugh out loud moment there. For some reason, I'd never considered mixing the two.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)
# I hope you do so with regularity from this moment on
I'm sure it will bring any argument to a triumphant end almost immediately
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# It's certainly going to stick in my mind.
Christ, now I have to try not to actually say it to someone.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# I don't mean to be rude, but....
but....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# I'm not a racist, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
#
© mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# as Robin "Robin Johnson" Johnson once said...
everything before the "but" is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Is there a Who Ruined b3ta Forever Today competition?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# it was me
i did it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# seriously dude
how could you miss that?

just HOW

HOW HOW HOW HWOAWOHAO AHAOASDL asdf;sdaflkmzxc,.mvzxc .vzxc,mvxc zasdsk;ls *SPANNER EMITTED* mawiwem bamodsfasdl asfdllmsdffsdl;b


splat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# miss what?
the cock? I didn't, I just thought it was lazy, which was the point before it got sidetracked in to the usual crap about interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# it's all crap!
all of it!

craapapyayayap!

everything!

smash it all!

smash the something!

er

I can't type any more as I'll get 4 years in prison for saying it on the internet even as a joke
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# NO! THE THUNDERTANK CANNOT FLY. STOP DOING IT WRONG! STOPPIT.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# your hotdog appears to be cold
maybe I'm missing something here.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Have a closer look at the "sausage" part.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# is it supposed to be a bell end?..(wild guess)
*still not with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
# I think so, isn't your bell end an angry red colour?
isn't your bell end an angry red colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# I painted mine magenta
in accordance with the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# A real man would TATTOO it magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Its bright red because he boiled it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I mean, he BOILED HIS OWN COCK AND TOOK A PHOTO OF IT.
For ART. For B3TA.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# For the red effect he should have peeled it.
WHERE'S THE COMMITMENT, MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# oo er looks a bit rude
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Welcome to the rest of this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# NING B3TA!
"It's Friday, I'm in love... with Birthday girl Salma Hayek!
* By popular demand

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Cha-ching
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:55, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
Bhoubesz! She's got a rart pair on 'er. Are they real?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:17, archived)
# With Patrick Stewart and Bruce WIllis hiding in her dress, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:17, archived)
# its the mitchell brothers in their new home, and theyre having a fight
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:18, archived)
#
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:24, archived)
# cor look at her... er... mitchels?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha....I remember Fishcat's photo of his kneecaps as the Mitchell brothers ...rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:27, archived)
# That's some good stripe-work, btw.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:29, archived)
#
Hubba hubba.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Mmmmmm... stripey.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# While we are on the subject of Big Girls with mustaches...
it is also Keanu Reeves & Mark Harmons birthdays today...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Mark Harmon manages to indeed look like a massive girl despite the tache.
which is quite an achievement, really.

Charlie Sheen with TIGER BLOOD for tomorrow, cheers.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# That
is some epic boobage! Even I want to motorboat those puppies
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# O_O
    ∩ 
    ║ 
    ║
    ║ 
   O O
  ( ☼ )
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Sexy space invaders!
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# WOO!
god she's sexy.

*wanders off to toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Morning!
It's almost the bloody weekend! Hurrah!



Also, my Friday Indie Game Review is up a bit earlier than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Argh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Board Dubious Image's ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:50, archived)
# MOOO
Totally groanworthy!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
#


something else
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 4:46, archived)
# Awww
good to see you connor, this is some lully dux
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 5:47, archived)
# "She's sure fine lookin', man, she's something else"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 6:17, archived)
# I like your something else a lot
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 6:52, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:33, archived)
# AAAYTTB
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 6:59, archived)
# Is it a caption competition?
I think the duck is saying "Tits"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Beautiful
I wish I had your arts
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# New desktop background sorted!
Many thanks for these and others.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Hey does anyone have that censored bit where Anne Frank talks about her clitoris?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 4:27, archived)
# how dare you...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 4:34, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 5:48, archived)
# Until you explain what the source was
I refuse to believe that these are "everyday objects"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Bucket + Pink Carrier bag
The tin is not a lie
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 3:16, archived)
# its a goat you see
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)
# fake! no prolapsed anus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 3:53, archived)
# hands are upside down (not goatse pose)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 4:04, archived)
# I did actually try to adopt the position
But the bins too big to fit (oerr missus)... or my arms aren't long enough =) So I thought "aaahhh bucket, this will have to do"
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 6:57, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Hooplah!
This gets a click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Peter Andre
is familiar with that view
(rogerzilla, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ohhhh yeahh i could bang you ALL time

banging it in, up to the hilt
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:54, archived)
# You nailed that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 6:16, archived)
# hellop

long time
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:47, archived)
# I totally endorse this
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)
#
damb!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:51, archived)
# TROUSER IT TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# 'ello, I recognise that lyric!
We'll do the Trouser Press, baby! 1, 2, 3...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoWs8ER6PJo
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:02, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjJy-GD_o3w
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)
# A timeless youtube classic.
But this performance omits the best guitar solo ever, and, I suggest, the best screaming.

But it does have some top "false head" action.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Peel sessions, nice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdEjebPr0fk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# she's
on it
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:17, archived)
# a lot quieter out of the vase end
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 3:13, archived)
# So, anyway, where is Prodge nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

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