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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Still, better than a Martin Clunes compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I'd have preferred the 'cutest picture ever' compo, personally.
We've already had saddest and manliest. Might as well keep it going.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Too girly.
I vote for "Biggest Explosions Ever".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# 3 words: mythbusters cement truck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# pffttt!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
# now THAT'S a boom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# happy chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I wish my idea would get some coverage; Scariest Picture Ever.
/shameless self-plug
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# it'd just be a week of ugly birds and happytoast's undercarriage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Mmm... got a point, there.
If it ever got selected, I'd stock up on a lot of brain bleach (vodka).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)
# don't mention booze today :(
3 pints of hybrid last night and i passed out on the couch before 10
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Gah D: I haven't passed out from drinking in a while, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# fuck, no
there's only so many times a woman can vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# woman vomit, cutest of all the internet memes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# eeeeeeewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ^ Fathers against pea-roasts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# "Batman Saves b3ta"
Turns out Freebase was Batman all along.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# *stunned*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)
# that was so boring
I skipped to the end... sorry. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Next week: 10 frame compo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha
You missed the first 2 frames, I tried to wake you!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Sorry...I fell asleep while looking over the compo entries.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# boom, boom
I'm about done on this one myself. Think I'll just concentrate on some off-compo works this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Let's do some Star Wars stuff...everybody loves Star Wars...if there's one thing this board needs...it's more Star Wars stuff...yes...let's do that!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Not even Alicia Silverstone in latex could save Batman And Robin
That's the film, right? Batman And Robin?
(xaer0mancer, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# "Compo Protest"...(in QUOtations)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Great scott

(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# pffff
english for menohearie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# haha!
It's a good job people in films don't think logically...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# This deserves more praise
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Brief but memorable....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# she seems tickled by the small creature hiding under her hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# They don't make 'em
like they used to... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/10545272

(although at least you shopped something in :o})
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# did not!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Chewing a cotton bud.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Oh nooooooo
That's a terrible thing to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Audition...

Good film: if you haven't seen it, you don't need to bother now.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# kirikirikirikirikiri
decapitated old pervert, sliced off foot, down the stairs. Fun had by all!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ...and home in time for tea and cake.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# oh god that film disturbed me
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# It's pretty strong stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# I've seen it. And this is a frighteningly accurate representation of it.
I was more disturbed by the fact I still thought the girl was cute, even whilst mutilating that poor chap there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Yep - I think her attractiveness
is partly why it's so disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Mm, it's always the most innocent seeming things that come across as worse than, say, Jason Voorhees.
For example, the twins in the Shining. Fuck, they are creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# and the cute white bunny rabbit
in Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Brrr.... one of film's greatest villains.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# COME AND PLAY WITH US, DANNY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# *blood runs cold*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# watched it the other night
forgot just how creepy jack nicholson is in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# He plays the perfect psycho. His stage presence is astoundingly menacing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# saw an interview about it a while ago
shelley duvall said she didn't have to act scared, he terrified her!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Yeah, she had to carry bottles of water with her, because she'd cried so much, there was nothing left.
She also apparently started losing hair too. That's some intense shit o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)
# serves her right for being such a poached egg-eyed pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# The suspense was slightly spoiled for me
by the Channel 4 guy saying "we'd like to remind viewers that this film contains scenes of horror and extreme violence yadda yadda" in the adbreak just before all hell breaks loose :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# tsk!
It's like when people spoil a film for you by telling you there's a twist at the end, and you spend most of the movie trying to work out what it is...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)
# LIES!
Absolutely love that film.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Three frames Fats, that's all
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Hey - good one
I like this.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] An episode of Doctor Who in three frames
We can do TV as well, right? They are like movies.


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What a poser!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Fucking box-headed goon-eyed freak of nature.
Matt Smith's a cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# What movie is this from...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Fan wank 4: timelord fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Enter the dragon, game of death, the big boss, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Tenryu is INVINCIBLE!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# ?
Tenryu on google says fishing rods
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Fei Long win quote.
I thought everyone had at least played Street Fighter IV at least once
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I played it, doesn't mean I memorised the awful dialogue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Attack me if you dare, i will crush you
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# That one's a classic
But nothing will Top Guile telling Chun Li to go home and be a family man
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# ENTER THE RAINBOW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# gah! my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# BHROSS LEY!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# love that game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# GWOAN MOY SAHN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Such a fine actor


Oh! I didn't realize it had bindun...
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Showreel of mumbling
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Not a lot of people know this...
There are only two types of Michael Caine films,

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Bottom two look like a playing card
Why not make the full deck?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
Really ? Or am I missing a joke ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# mindpiss :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# hmmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
#
i see, it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] CasaBlankHer
(Golgot100 is actually a number, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# arf... expressions:priceless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# :D
They've baffled facebook... ;)

img405.imageshack.us/img405/2993/samandfriends.png
(Golgot100 is actually a number, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha ha...
One of the funniest films ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Marley & the reaper
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# funnily enough, I've never felt the urge to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I watch it and sob...
...SOB every damn time!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Is it like The Champ
but with a dog?

I cry at Forest Gump when Jenny dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# It's the saddest film EVER!
I always tend to watch it after a few beers
while my dog lays on her bed
and looks at me with sad eyes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# like this...
www.punjabigraphics.com/images/2/sad-eyes.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# ^THAT!!^
*Sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I don't cry
It'd be so much easier if I did, instead I just die a little inside.

/emo
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Isn't that just because of Owen Wilsons bad acting though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Hehehe!
Tis a great film, not just for teh saddnez
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# and his bellend shaped nose?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# * Takes another look

* Fwaps Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# NOTHING will be as sad as 'my dog skip'
(Skip dies)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# there's a dog skip near us
next to the bottle skip
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Didn't Elvis sing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Probably because you know how the film ends?
Then again, by that logic, nobody must have gone to see the Titanic film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# me neither
bloody dogs

cats rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# This is the first statement that I have seen on b3ta today...
that is totally untrue!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Not Aled Jones


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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# ;_; *sniffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
# this made me cry when I was a kid
I watched it again recently and thought it was incredibly gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# haha
I couldnt believe i used to love The Wuzzles - that looks well girly now.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Ah memorys
reminds me of Water ship down where the rabbits tear the shit out of each other. They really dont make cartoons like they used to.
(Gimp Wrangler, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I watch it once a year; a sort of tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Tradition is highly overrated :)
I remember watching Allo Allo or Last of the cunting Summer Wine every fucking Sunday, and the plot never changed once
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I think tradition is okay if it's confined to once a year.
Once every weekend would drive me fucking mental, especially with Last of the Summer Wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I disagree
It was wonderful then and is wonderful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# 1 frame too many to be compo-able, but have a pea roasting on an open fire


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(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
ride protected!
(I helped save b3ta! evil_chutney, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
#
FP wow, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# wasn't Aled Jones anyway
It was Peter Auty singing on the soundtrack. Aled Jones just did a cash-in cover version later. Trufax.
(rogerzilla, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:40, archived)
[challenge entry] dirty feckers


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Stretching the compo spec a little

I'll post a proper entry later
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# pfffft
I read that in their voices too
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# i read danny's voice as tony
with a waggling finger too!

WOO Holly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Turn it down, Terry. The vicar is here...



Griffy Savalas recommends this CHOON to play while looking at this pic


also: Terry & Dune



(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# *nods approval*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# wahaha
top class!

clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Spaaaaaaaaaartaaaaaaaaa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# well i like it.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# .
I was thinking to do this, but with the kicking down the well as the first frame.

I'm glad I didn't now.
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Restti

Hello!! :D
I posted unusual taste.
Resetti in the Cake.

Freebase....Hmm.
It also someday.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# A Box of frogs.
mad as.
as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# mad as a box of salted frogs
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# mad as a box of salted frogs attached by two copper wires to a lemon!
Edit: I am going mad, I am need some advice about aligning objects to a surface in 3D studio max, very near point of pulling my hair out!

Gaz me if you think you can help.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# That IS quite mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# what you need to do
is replace the lemon with a lime. i know, i know, it's a controversial step but it really does work.

can't help you, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Is the surface animating?
Make a null object (one of those invisible green plus shaped object) and use a position / rotation constraint to 'fix' it to the surface of your object. Then align the object you want to this null, then link it to it so it moves with it.

You can also use vertex point constraints, but ill have to have a tinker to remember how to do it. I once affixed a fluffy bunny tail to a bunny girl character i made, so that it moves with the surface, but that was wayyy back in 2004.

Its pretty complicated, and ive not done it for several years...

If you give me more info, i can probably help you - especially if its a modeling thing. If its an animation / rigging thing, ill do my best, but i cant promise anything...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# No it's a still image.
I have a very irregular landsurface that I need to place buildings on. But I need to maintain the layout of the structures, while making sure they respect the contours.
Edit: I'll make a jpg up and Gaz it to ya.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Jeepers!
I'd try the lime thing first if I were you...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Or...
B3ta tech - Use the lemon algorithms
Star trek tech - Use the alignment compensators
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# REVERSE THE NEUTRINO FLUX
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I learn return way
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_of_Frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Hi XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Hooray! B3ta is made of cake! Unless its some other creamy substance... o.O
Freebase, definately :-D

PS - that Mole isnt a sargeant...


(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# :3


Oh and Moguragunsou, I was in the middle of drawing something for you. I'll have it done soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Yourself as a gyaru girl
being bummed by a pteradactyl?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *rips paper up* Uhh, no >w>
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# OK ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# hehe ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# That is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# The Hedgehog from Hell, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# The mole from marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# The shrew from the goo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# very sweet that
very Ghibli
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Thanks:)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Damn moles ruining perfectly good cakes!!!
There needs to be a daily mail outrage story about this.
(Gimp Wrangler, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkvoich


Click for bigger (40 kb)
(TheBat, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# this compo is what 3D stereoscopic imagery looks like to someone who doesnt have 3 eyes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] poor neo, bet he wished he went home now

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Ha! Morpheus fucking loves holes.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Morpheus loves fucking holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Morpheus loves fucking glory holes
(Gimp Wrangler, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Pfffft
So now we know!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Mega woo
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Haha you clever so and so!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# oooh pffft :)
smarty pants
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# hehehe
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# smells like peas to me!
i know this because the first time i saw it i very nearly pissed myself
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ^This
Clay, you pea-roasting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# was counting on th fact that
noone saw it first time round. although technically its new as I made it horizontal rather than its orginal vertical so...ah bollocks, ok, hands up..I'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Bless you and your mod-angering widening!
I bet you shove your butt plug up your arse sideways too!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I thought that was you at the window last night
we want that step ladder back you know
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# time to bust out the board nazi i think
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# pffft
I hate deez guys
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# they were just following orders!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Magnificent
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Persuasive.
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahahahahaha!
Laughed out loud at that one!

*click*

EDIT: also this

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# ANGER WANK
Only beaten by the TERROR WANK!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Woo
top one!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ahahaha, perfection!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# CLICK!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Big fat RIS

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0050083/
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Never seen (or even heard of it)
but i can imagine it being funny if you have seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# If you can spare an hour and a half, it's well worth watching.
One of the best. Truly.
(Dick Champion, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:17, archived)
# And
All but about 3 minutes of it is set in one room. Good story, well acted, and good cinematography.
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Winner!
Yes, I'm sure.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Brilliant.
I must say, this has been one of the best compos of recent times- truly hummus can outshine artistic skill and GIF ability!

not that i'm accusing you of not having artistic skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# DOES MAGNA CARTA MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?
DID SHE DIE IN VAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Excellent!
- very succinct.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# film?
are these pics from the film version of "To Kill A Mockingbird"?

never seen the film, but did read the book years ago....
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)
#
haha! brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# My favourite film...
...beautifully summarised. You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha LENS FLARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Yay, Blackadder misquote week!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# its so cool that you recognized
YES
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# and you even know
that it isnt right
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# It's an ability to animate and then mis-quote popular TV comedy.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
:D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha, my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Oooh i must watch that again sometime soon
(with shades on obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# haha
migraine!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# ^ Needs Moar...
Actually, I don't think you shoe-horn anymore in!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I did try
but then you couldn't see what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Lens...flare...over kill
I think I've gone blind.
(Gimp Wrangler, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# There is a cure for that
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Fucking great though!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)

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