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Sorry, I'm not here very much these days, this probably got done to death yesterday. Based on www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040364/GREAT-Britain-David-Camerons-tourism-poster-campaign-delivers-mixed-messages.html

(Mondob3ta, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)

Sandpeople. I fucking KNEW IT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)

too accurate for sand people...

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

only a Tory is that precise

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

NYEEERRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!

(or whatever angry noise it is they make)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)

they're easily startled

but they'll be back soon, and in greater numbers

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)

well, it is pretty easy to copy and paste them in post production

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)

Haha!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)

not that I saw!

woo!

edit: LURKAGE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)

Arf.

"Mars is Fucking Great" poster in 5....4.....3.....2....

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)

1....?

:-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)

ahaha

"BRITAIN IS AWESOME, GIVE US YOUR MONEY"
"ALSO, BRITAIN IS FUCKED, IT'S FUCKED, FUCK MY HOW IT'S FUCKED"
"GIVE US YOUR MONEY"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)

Missing Rembrandt found!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)

yes yes yes!

superb!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)

Ooh ta!!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)

That's amazing ninj, but......

FAKE - NO BRIDGE!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)

Bridges weren't invented when Rembrandt was alive!

Duh.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)

How did he paint this then?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)

The bridge is a later interpolation

19th century, I think, from the Nice school.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)

WITH A BRUSH, DUH!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)

Brushes weren't invented when...............

Duh.

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)

Rembrandt painted with his eyebrows

He had to spend half an hour each evening shampooing them with white spirit so that he'd be able to paint tomorrow. It used to bleach his pillows and drive his wife crazy (though maybe that was the fumes).

Truefax.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

Didn't stop da vinci drawing tanks

or something *sniff*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)

Yeah but da Vinci was a genius

Also, he had all those neutrinos going back in time showing him what the future was like.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)

Fake!!?

Damn. I paid £13m for this goddamn it!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)

Cor... that's a bit good!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)

haha

I used to love those adverts

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)

I'd have loved to have been stuck to a ceiling. I don't think adhering a skinny runt of a kid to a surface would be particularly good Ad though

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)

perhaps for Pritt Stick?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

works for duct tape,

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)

Cheers Joe!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)

also, sir inspired by your genius

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1364680

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant! Cheers Joe :D

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

YES!

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Mousing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)

lovely!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)

Ta Griffy!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)

With all due respect to everyone else, this is the best thing I've seen in ages!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)

Ooh bless you...

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)

Brilliant!

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)

Thank you!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)

gosh

that's very well done

well done!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)

Cheers me dears!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)

Superb.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)

Oo thank you!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)

Teehee

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)

nice!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)

HappyToastHappyLife!!(HappyToast,RabbitMaria,Denizen,Queen)

To HappyToast. :3
Toast is food.
Its correct!! X)
Blood? No. Its strawberry jam. XD

Thanks art for me!! ;D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:03, archived)

Haha - excellent!

GruesomeToast! *braiiiins*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)

I still can't work out if you're real, originally I thought you were Mr Pineapple pissing about.

Nice pic though.

Thanks art to you! etc

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)

just me then

fa la laaa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)

same here

i'm going with comedy account

EDIT: actually, it's probably just jollyjack undercover

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)

I wouldn't have a clue...

^{Though I wouldn't know why JollyJack would make a
picture of a pterodactyl raping an bear with glasses.}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)

Hmm

Pineapple is an interesting suggestion. I'd been thinking JJ himself, but Pineapple's also very quiet at the minute...

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)

It doesn't look overly happy there

:D

now do taters, he's just a giant potato (hence the name)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)

Youre not far from the real me, there...

:-/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)

I thought I could smell something

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)

Hahaha XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)

I just hope my user-name isn't taken literally

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)

jesus

he doesn't look happy!

it's big-headed as anything but i'd love to see what you make of "boris the spider"

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)

Konnichiwa

What's Japanese for 'Bonkers'?

:D

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)

Maybe! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)

Watashi wa maybe desu!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)

Mmmmmmm

crusty goodness

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)

You're welcome art to you

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)

is :3 a smiling cat?

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Mousing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)

I thought it was eyes and boobs

or a ballbag

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)

that settles it

it's a person with a ballbag for a mouth

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Mousing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)

Hahahahahahah

It just keeps getting more and more meta

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)

Not so cheerful now, is he? :p

This is a lovely pic Mogs. Would you do me the great honour of drawing me too?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)

If I got good ideas. :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)

Just use your talent and imagination :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

Oh my god.......

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)

I'm rather enjoying this quirky /board mini-series :D

Not sure how you'd draw me, but you're very welcome!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

n_n

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)

Can you draw Rob Manuel as a transvestite prostitute please?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)

Hmm I dunno the person. If I got him information, I can it.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)

He's the long haired ginger person you may have seen around here sometimes.

www.flickr.com/photos/webbys/4166962946/

www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features/2003/08/rob_manuel/images/rob-manuel-sitting_270.jpg

He is our lord and master - the creator of b3ta

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)

If I got good ideas, I can it.... I think.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)

Something a bit like this perhaps

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)

Please give me a lot of time. :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)

ahahahahahahahha

and lo, war was declared :)

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)

I think my IQ just dropped slightly

When I tried to figure if that toast is bleeding jam, or because manga is over the top, Actual blood.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)

lol love the pic

makes me hungry for toast and strangely a bunny zombie nun.

(Gimp Wrangler, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)

Thanks!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)

haha, this is great!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)

Thanks!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)

topical

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)

haha

personally I think they just have a measurement error. I suspect that tectonic movement has taken place between the time they measured the distance (assuming it was accurate anyway) and the time they shot the neutron.

The comments on the BBC article are quite funny. All the armchair physicists have woken up!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)

ah, i haven't read the bbc article, i'll check it out

*not an armchair physicist personally, as i doubt i could hold an intelligent conversation on the subject, but i do like it*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)

for you sir...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15017484

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)

thank you

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)

Brian has spoken!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15034852

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

"If true,it could explain why some particles appear to be in 2 places at once - the particle gets from a to b before the light leaves from a. Something I've been thinking about for a long time."

Pity he didn't think about getting an education instead.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)

where's Paul P?

he claimed he thought this up 10 years ago or something

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)

IF I SHOOT A NEUTRON ON EARTH THAT IS GOING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

THEN IT'S ALREADY GOING FASTER WHEN YOU ADD THE SPEED OF EARTH'S ROTATION.

CAVEMEN WERE DOING THIS SHIT

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)

wasn't there a painting of a hadron collider dicovered on a cave wall

when they were digging out the foundations for the current one?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)

oh you mind-pissing cunt

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)

haha

not really. Your's was more sciency!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)

same idea though

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)

we should join forces

NOTHING COULD STOP US!

I can't do Tuesdays though, and probably not Saturday mornings.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)

Wednesdays and Sundays are bad for me.

That leaves us with a fair bit of the week though.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)

HAHA NOTHING WILL STOP US!

oh damn, I've lost my bus pass.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)

I HAVE OFTEN MARVELED AT HOW GOOD CAVEMEN WERE AT NEUTRINO PHYSICS

THEY TRUMP US EVERY DAMN TIME. LAST YEAR SOMEONE EVEN FOUND A BUNCH OF FEYNMAN DIAGRAMS CARVED INTO A WALL IN SOUTHERN FRANCE. DAMNED FUCKING CAVEMEN GOT THERE WAY BEFORE US! CUNTS.

BUT WE'RE GETTING OUR OWN BACK: WE'RE NOT CITING THEM. HAHAHAHAHA.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)

Is there nothing we can't learn when we look to the ancients?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)

Or a gravity wave

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fuscous, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)

The Italians have a history of "detecting" gravitational waves

This interpretation wouldn't at all surprise me. I"m slightly surprised it's not been made yet. It might be that the wave would be of far too small an amplitude to account for this - after all, it's roughly a 60 foot difference, I think (60ns at the speed of light). That would be one motherfucker of a gravitational wave.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)

perhaps a passing inverse tachyon field

interfered with the neutron?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)

there's laws against that kind of thing

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)

STICK YOUR PRIME DIRECTIVE UP YOUR DARK NEBULA!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)

So it's a *sentient* inverse tachyon beam?

I see.

I was meaning the Pauli exclusion principle. Neutrinos *are* fermions.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)

yes, but... but... YOU SMELL OF POO!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)

That's only because I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper or change my boxers :(

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)

Scientists! Tch!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)

Our minds are focused on higher matters than your Earthly "clean underwear"

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)

and our Earthly 'sex'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

Damn it, Jim, I'm a physicist, not a biologist

You can't expect me to know everything!

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)

let me introduce you to a lovely girl I know

You do like green don't you...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I love the number of people with a demonstrable lack of understanding of relativity who are commenting on it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)

Today is an entertaining day for the internet

Speaking as a genuine researcher in some aspects of relativistic physics, I find all this quite good fun.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)

it must be like watching cats trying to fight their reflection in a mirror!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)

Except that that's quite cute

The internet today is a bit like watching Big Brother contestants arguing over who has the highest IQ.

Someone at work just sent through an interesting comment -- if this result were true, the neutrinos from a supernova in 1987 would have been detected some four years before the light. They weren't, they were detected at roughly the same time.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)

see - that's so much more clever

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)

Which bit?

BB contestants arguing over the highest IQ? Or the comment about SN1987A? Because that was really smart. I wish I'd thought to do that.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)

the supernova bit

but I liked the BB analogy too.

You should buy some pants!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)

Pah

So the clever bit was the bit that wasn't mine :( I always knew I was a dunce

Sod pants. I'm gonna go commando from now on. At least I'll get my own seat on the train.

Also I'm off to the gym. Which will *guarantee* me my own seat on the train.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)

How do we know

the neutrinos would have been detected?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)

we had neutrino detectors even back in the 80s

and we detected a surge in neutrinos around when the light from the supernova hit us

apparently in the paper today they point out that the neutrinos from sn1987a were a lot less energetic than the ones produced at cern. i doubt they draw any firm conclusions but i've not actually read the paper myself yet. i'll do that a bit later. it doesn't look like i'll get much coherent work done today.

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)

Fair enough.

Presumably not all neutrinos break the light barrier (if indeed any do) otherwise somebody would have noticed before now.

It'll be fascinating to see if anything comes of this.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)

haha

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)

hahaha

2^me 2^μ

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:03, archived)

haha!

i'm looking forward to the profound effect this will have on my life

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)

hahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)

A yak ak ak ak ak

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)

Hampton Court?

No, stand like this, I always do.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)

fantastic

I can also see Bernard Breslaw as Darth Vader and Hattie Jacques as Jabba!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)

I'm liking this train of thought a lot

Charles Hawtrey as C-3P0?

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)

definately!

who could be R2? ~~Kenneth Connor?~~ what Afink said-¬ Peter Butterworth?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)

Kenneth Connor?

No, you're right - Butterworth.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)

Me too - to photoshop!

Can we make it Carry On Star Wars day?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA STOP US!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)

nwot

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)

Perfect Barbie!!!!

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)

haha

I reckon Anthony Daniels is his love child. No hang on, that can't be right?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)

Oh thank god, I was struggling to attempt something like this with my minimal skills

It wasn't really happening.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)

I'd go with Bernard Bresslaw as Chewbacca

and Jack Douglas as Darth Vader.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)

ooh yes

Kenneth Williams as Obi Wan?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

Brilliant!

How about Jim Dale and Barbara Windsor as Luke and Leia?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)

Babs as Leia?

hmmmm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)

now your talking!

same sauce too!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)

Whoah!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)

Hahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)

perfect expressions!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)

Actual LOL!!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)

Carry on Up The Empire?

I smell a challenge suggestion

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1364680

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)

there'll be whining!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)

couldn't give a shit

;)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)

Yak yak yak it is.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)

Ning sir!

Guests behavin'?

:D

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)

Yeah not too bad a lot atm.

Messy eaters though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)

Carry on Yoda!

Great work Ninj!

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)

Cheers sir!

How're the boys doing at Karate?

:D

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)

hahaha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)

la, la, laa - la, la, laa - la, la, laaaa!

There's a jinx if I ever seen one!

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)

This gives me a significant fearhorn.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)

Bloody hellfire, that's good.

And terrifying in equal measures.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)

Fuck me

Where's a flaming shithammer when you need one?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)

NOOOOO! NOT MY EYES!!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)

hahahaha

fuck me that's scary.. that's the Spitting Image Maggie, isn't it?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)

Yeah

Does look like her ;)

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)

hahahah! Christ almighty that's scary!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)

hahah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)

Eurgh!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)

Pfffft

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)

your hammers need more flames and shit

but Woo nonetheless

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)

FUCK

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)

Christ on a shitting bike!

I'm getting confused by The Iron Lady, cause it's making me fancy Thatch a little bit

www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=32068

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)

Hahahahaha!!

Tops shop Q!!
:D

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Ninj, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)

shitting fuck!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)

*fears*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)

i can't see anything. anyone else just getting a red x for this?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)

haha

Do they still use IE?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)

For a while there

it's back now

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)

yeah, got it back to

wobbly's have gone astray now though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)

B3ta is falling apart!

x - comment erased

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)

hahahaha, I like the idea that all Tories look like Maggie.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)

Yey!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)

This inspired the idea yesterday!

Cheers WObbly

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)

It's a pleasure to be of service...

* Stands up agian and does flys up..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)

Who's Agian? ;)

Keep Wobblin'

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Q4nobody, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)

ah, that's why my scroll bar got a hard-on!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)

Heres one i made a lot earlier....prefer yours though

b3ta.com/board/6587827

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nocturne72, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)

Excellent, was too obvious not to have bindun!

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Q4nobody, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)

i expect somekind of thatcher/cameron human centipede recursive to be going on here.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)

Bloody hell.

Let's hope not, eh?

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)

For Dog

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)

Hahahaha...

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dogbomb, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)

Bless me, b3ta, for I have sinned.

'Ning, board!

Those aren't seams, by the way. They're... um... something else. Not seams. No, siree.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)

Hahahahaha!

*click*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Everytime I hear that at the self checkout now, I'll be expecting to hear the "NO-ONE EXPECTS . . . !"

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)

It just came to me as I was getting told off by a machine a couple of days ago,

and it'd been going around my head. I just had to exorcise it.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)

and by that you mean

'infect others with it to avoid that feeling of desolate loneliness'

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)

Damn.

You worked me out.
:)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)

I'm sorry - I'll come in again ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)

Congrats on the Vegas wedding by the way

Only been there once between the hours of 2am and 4am. Wall to wall Hookers and Coke!

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)

Cheers, matey.

I've 2.5k photos to edit now. I'm going to show them to everyone I know, with detailed commentary - it's scientifically proven that looking at other people's holiday snaps cheers the soul.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:49, archived)

haha

The lucky sods!

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)

haha

yes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)

(quietly likes)

(knows he will be causing a scene in the local supermarket in the near future)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)

heheheh

"NOOOObody expects the Spanish ~~inquisition~~ chorizo..."

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)

Certainly not the daft moo at the deli counter.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)

hahahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)

Pfft

RP one of my first

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)

Very good!

Now some extremely clever hackers need to figure out how to inject the audio and a pop-up video into those terminals. Give it a one percent chance to happen on that particular error message and see the managers go bonkers trying to figure it out.

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Felis Concolor, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)

Is that a Spanish supermarket ?

Is "unexpected item in bagging area" universal ? Every country should have their own version.

Very good idea, love a bit of Python in the morning.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

This made me smile

'Ningles all

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)

Ha ha, great

*presses "using own bag"*
"place your bag in the bagging area, then press to continue"
*places bag in bagging area*
"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!"
FFS!

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fuscous, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)

Alternatively
Alternatively 2

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)

and i thought he smelled bad on the outside

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)

Guts make great insulation and all coats should come with a gut layer.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)

Mmm squishy

Loving the horns also :o)

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)

haha star wars.

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)

Great work as always sir!

3rd version is my fav

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)

Hahaha

Starwarslols

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)

Haaaaaahahahahaha

I now want a lol wampa

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)

hehe nice

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:57, archived)

HI I'M SKELETOR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:01, archived)

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:02, archived)

THAT IS A TASTY BEVERAGE

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:03, archived)

DICKBUTTS

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)

dlt

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:22, archived)

doc!

any chance of a kelsey grammer cheeseburger repost?

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:15, archived)

FILE NOT FOUND

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)

bah

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:23, archived)

CONSOLATION PRIZE

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)

ALSO I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS:

FUCK THE NEW MS PAINT.

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)

This wouldn't be so disturbing if it weren't for the shoes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)

SO SEXY

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)

Four....?

* I bet that tastes salty
:D

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:06, archived)

uh ........................................`

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)

That movie left me with a lot more questions than answers.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:10, archived)

HOT BEEFY McD

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:20, archived)

HOLD YOUR POTATO CHIP UP TO THE SCREEN

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

...I'm...so...tired...

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dogbomb, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:40, archived)

Oh GOD

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:41, archived)

^ What she said

Ning DogBomb, Ning Medicre!

Ning real

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:44, archived)

small ning?

Ning WB!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:59, archived)

BIG NINGS TO ALL!

BIG NINGS REAL, MEDIOCRE, WB, SOCK AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

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dogbomb, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)

Good morning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)

ha, you big silly

i like they way you're bringing fleas back into the limelight, if it wasn't for those fascinating little critters i would have learnt fuck all from history at school

all hail the flea!

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:45, archived)

That hurt!

/takes 3 d4 antler damage from the were-beast

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:29, archived)

They have always been among nature's most grumpiest and athletic species

(ivo says hi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:52, archived)

kill cops

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d d, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:22, archived)

you should see the vice squad

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:39, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)

They're slow to get going

but once they're off...

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)

hahaha

I like this

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Q4nobody, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)

Thank Crunchie It's Friday!

Yesterday, Drunken Miss Holly asked for some real randoms, saying "Good day for musicians tomorrow: John Coltrane, Ray Charles (I know that one), Eric Bogle and Ani DiFranco...

~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~

~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~ ♫ ~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:52, archived)

I have added to this...

Bruce Springsteen and Mickey Rooney because I love Pete's Dragon!

HAVE A GOOD DAY B3TA!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:52, archived)

Mick looks pretty ambivalent about the whole situation.

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:28, archived)

"is that a cartoon dragon bumming me? Again???"

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 23 Sep 2011, 8:36, archived)

I'm interested in what you'll do for Howard Hughes tomorrow.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)

Jim Henson tomorry as well

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)

What a Muppet !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)

Summed up nicely

(Megamoss, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:41, archived)

*whistles*

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:57, archived)

YOU BLEW HER UP!

...oh wait

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:26, archived)

Dear oh dear. Where did I leave that frying pan?

ello, btw

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:29, archived)

Hello

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:33, archived)

dude! ...SRSLY?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:31, archived)

FUCK YOU ALL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:33, archived)

*gets in line*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:40, archived)

Haha

actually I just realized it doesn't make any sense, because he should be saying, "it's a chicken feed feed". I didn't really think it through.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:43, archived)

oh fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:31, archived)

I blame society.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)

it's the jews man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:41, archived)

THIS BUSINESS STRATEGY RELIES UPON AIDS AND SICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:50, archived)

snake meeting results in megaprofit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:06, archived)

So they say.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:32, archived)

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:44, archived)

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:50, archived)

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:49, archived)

hahahaha

all of these

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 5:06, archived)

THIS BUSINESS PLAN TASTES OF SNAKE TITS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 5:18, archived)

pep talk team

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:12, archived)

I like this one best.

Madness!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:25, archived)

"FUCK"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:41, archived)

It's not my fault.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)

i.imgur.com/r1ZMV.png

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:51, archived)

ha ha!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)

What's the story?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)

Pfffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gadAgCdI_t0

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:54, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:11, archived)

i forgot

wait, i wasn't born

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:16, archived)

All this time I thought Skylab was still up there, deserted, bitter and muttering darkly to itself.

Changing the climate a bit, starting the odd war...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:20, archived)

FRESH™

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:11, archived)

shit, how did you post that under mine? HA HA!!

Nice work there, little fella

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:14, archived)

thanks dad

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:17, archived)

anytime son!

now clean your fucking room

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:20, archived)

actually dad

i'm sitting here with shit on me left runner, fuck the room.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:42, archived)

FRESH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)

FRESH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:45, archived)

FREESH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:47, archived)

FREEESH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)

a thing of beauty

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:59, archived)

WORD!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)

FROZEN

(whilst fresh)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:18, archived)

FREEEESH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:24, archived)

I'm still not leaving Britney alone

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:28, archived)

Yikes!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:36, archived)

u still would :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKdNry6kq0E&feature=share

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:42, archived)

racist!

LOL

also, -- not shopped! www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/09/22/2011-09-22_man_busted_after_leaving_ipod_touch_loaded_with_child_porn_at_gas_station.html

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:56, archived)

I say, that doesn't happen around here very often.

On a semi totally unrelated note-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPbuC8iqP74

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:00, archived)

FUCK YEAH

pop star totem pole

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:45, archived)

a tower of facefuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:13, archived)

Haahahahahaha

hell yes
It's a dentist's wet dream

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:35, archived)

FUCK IS THE WORD

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:51, archived)

Fuck indeed!

(masterpimpofdoom, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:53, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)

FUCKLECTRIX!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)

*presses plunger harder even tho its been full down from the start*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:24, archived)

i wood

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:42, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)

(masterpimpofdoom, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:27, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:35, archived)

it's got groove, it's got meaning

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:28, archived)

YOU BETTER SHAPE UP 'CAUSE I NEED A FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 3:36, archived)

Hahahaha fuck!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 6:59, archived)

Ok, now most people on here probably hate facebook....

Click pic for full-size glory (482 kb)
But this was my response to the 'improved' news feed they released last night.

(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 0:50, archived)

Just trying something new....

(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 0:50, archived)

Change, we don't like change

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)

Ha ha!

My lass used to love that show.

(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)

I live near where it was filmed and it's pretty close to being a documentry

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:23, archived)

So you're local then?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:33, archived)

I moved up from manchester

I'm an outsider and still after two years no one talks to me

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)

what's all this about then?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:23, archived)

screech?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)

you called?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)

No its Mark Zuckerberg...

Y'know, the guy who stole those rich twins idea & made facebook and is as smug as croissant guy now.

(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)

Hope you don't mind

I've nicked and posted this (claimed as not my own).
Had a few comments already,
so I'd expect this to be everywhere soon.
Good work!

(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)

Posted on facebook?

Wonder how long before I see other people sharing it in my news feed, if I can ever get fast all the old posts its shoved to the top....

(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

agreed

it's shit now. has been for a while. might pack it in soon

(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)

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