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# *Hull please mate*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Itchiwa Konifuji vs Professor Steven Hawking

I'd bid for titicks


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Fantastic! A big Woo from me!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Support the Paras!

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# He's going to need that wheelchair after that...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Now do springboard diving, and your journey to the darkside will be complete!
:)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Will this 'oldie' do?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Ah, I see you completed that journey some time ago.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# oh god
ahahahaha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# genuine fucking lols
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# this exists!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
I bet its not as exciting as the picture.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# no. probably not
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# the london 2012 website makes my eyes bleed
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha.....effing ace :D
*CLICK*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
Did you get my birthday salutations last neet? :)
Edit: Ahh, just seen you did matey ;)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# In the future...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# We must stop these terrible events before they happen!
I say we build a time-machine and lock Hitler in a closet!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# But what if Hitler comes out of the closet?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Then ze war for him iz over!
:D
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# He'll be writing a new book
Mein Kamp
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# *click*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# In what year does he perfect the Sweeney Todd hairdo?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Next year when he finds
Sinitta and Leona Lewis eating the steaming entrails of Michelle McManus and he has to kill them both with a coffee table.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# 'perfects'?
Top drawage


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Well they have got a bit of growing to do..
I'm sure it all turns out fine.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I bet he makes their vocal chords
out of catgut C]:0D


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Tis Simon with the 'Mallen Streak' :)
WOO :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Take Vat?
Splendid stuff!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# The Vatstreet Boys?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
The Mu-tan' clan


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# this is a new level of wonderful
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# scary thought
fucking ace
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# pfffft
I hear BBc4 have commisoned a new series of Dark Hams too
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I so wish that were true!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I love this
I love you.

Now draw me a mud volvano
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# The horrible groans of the boy band foetus can be autotuned away
Woo
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Argh.
Someone needs to tell him, it was already perfected somewhere around 2001.

/still loves the 90's blog
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Just one question


Click for bigger (104 kb)


I'm not smart enough for a smartphone.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# i cant understand what all the fuss was about
it was quite clear they wouldn't be announcing the iphone5 yesterday.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Instead of the 4S
They should announce the 4.8, 4.9, 4.95, 4.975.... just to taunt the fanboys awaiting 5.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# it's supposed to be twice as fast with a new processor, it's got a much better camera, it's got the new iOS and that sirti thing.
to me that is a whole new phone... I don't get what everyone is upset about. I get the feeling it's because it "looks the same", which sums up Apple Obsessives.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I'm an Apple computer user
and bought a Motorola Photon last week. Not an iPhone.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# The Nokia Neutrino is faster
/doesn'tactuallyexistbutdoesforpurposesofneutrinojoke
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# being someone who owns a Mac does not automatically qualify them for Apple Obsessive status...
some mac users, and some iPhone users are quite normal....
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# TRAITOR!
Everyone knows you MUST buy apple once buying apple!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I'm writing this on an MacBook
I have an HTC phone and a PC which dual-boots Windows and Linux.

Brand loyalty is pure foolishness.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I'm sure
there's some people walking around in a daze wondering "Why? Why? Why?". This makes them easier to pick of with a sniper's rifle.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I'm happy with my iPhone4
it does what it's suppose to do so meh!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# life just
got sweeter for us cheapskates who exist 5 years behind everyone else, technologically speaking ;). If a phone is more than £20 second hand ,I wait, like a pint of guiness...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# There's always too much fuss about latest gadgets
computers I can understand but phones have far exceeded what they are actually for.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I know
it's a bloody treadmill with a stick and carrot. I keep imagining a huge Raiders of the lost ark warehouse somewhere with a load of iphone 6 and 7s scheduled for release only after they've shifted the latest ones
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# They are ace, but equally, when they fuck up, they're a pain in the arse.
My missus has an LG something or other with Android Fruit Pastille on it. Great for internets, emithers and all kinds of cool stuff, but battery life is utter shit. My crappy old £15 Sony nothingphone can send texts and call people, but battery life is measured in weeks, not hours.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# when they have resonably priced tarrifs
and you don't have to apay a fortune for the phone i will consider getting one.

until that time i shall stick with my android phone which cost me nothing and has a monthly cost 1/3 of an iphone tarrif.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Does the new iPhone make calls even when you're holding it?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Make calls? On a mobile phone?
What century are you living in Grandad!??!!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# *shouts at telephone*
Operator! OPERATOR! Get me Wigan 341!

OPERATOR!


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Wonder how kim jong il will...
be able to work with the new Iphone, ah this shirry sirri siri
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] oldieeeeee
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Actually Gosford Park was mostly about the servants
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# pffft - sounds like somebody could use one....
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# A tampon or a servant?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# depends how bad it is i suppose....
but that'd be one hell of a servant
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
#
Is this a reference to stuck up cunts, or it being a period piece?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# mechachicken

something from a recent job I thought deserved a gif
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Woo! What he needs is a robot to fry his eggs . . .



(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# and this gets a click too
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# are you for real?
C]:0D


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# what? this is great!
i love stuff like this
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# pssssst!
your username . . . C];0p


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# ah, fuck!
i'm usually all over those "are these real" type posts ;)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Something about tubgirl
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# something like bokeing


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I was expecting
ping pong balls
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
# wow
und woo!
the chickens driving... brilliant.
edit - holy moley, 128 fp's!! probably 129 now, right?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# IRON CHICKEN II
Dark side of the Turbo-bird
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# quality
as always :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BATTERY HENS EVOLVE!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# battery hens not included
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# This is bloody amazing.
TJ: Can anyone recommend a free website hoster thing job what I can get www.vagabondisace.co.uk on and sell my pics on?

I'm completely scoobied.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# you could get a free blog
and just do some redesign(some sites give demos) or find one of the custom templates to match your orginal design. then with a registered domain name you can change your blog to get rid of the .blogspot part of the address. there's so many free ways of doing stuff now, it'd be mad to pay for anything
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# this is amazing
chocobos can fuck right off
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# This is wonderful!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Brilliant *click*
I love the chickens pulling the levers :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Transformers...cdcs in disguise!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastiche!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# these eggs taste of oil and metal shavings.
i like them.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# This transformer really ought to get made
I teach small people in rural schools who'd love this.

Mind you, not sure society's really ready to go down the Cyriak merchandising route.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha....a woo and a cluck
...I mean click :D
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# That's a beauty!
W/Y/H
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Haha. Houpla and panowie.
Aside from being a stunning piece of work, it's the mouth action that does it for me.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Thats really rather most excellent
But I'd hate to see your nightmares ...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Woo
nicechick:D
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Egg-cellent!
What was the job this masterpiece came from?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Clucking fab.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 7:21, archived)
# i apologise to anybody who is eating
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# hahahahaahahahah
fantabulous... *BOKES*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Happy Birthday Donald!

If you weren't dead, obviously
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# "Go away and think it over, gentlemen. I'm busy".
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Cor!
You done a proper art! C]:0)


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# good arts sir
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# christ!
class, ave a click
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# cheers mate
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# putting the blow into blofeld


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# that`s fucking minging
cool
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# oh fucking hell Rattles!
click!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# don't encourage me
:)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*Boke*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Interesting bit of trivia - the person who decided he should have a cat
was Roald Dahl.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I'm sorry... but I think you're mistaken
He had a cat in From Russia with Love which Roald had nothing to do with.
It was probably Terence Young's idea
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Fuckin hell, hahahaha!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# fucking hell hahaha
The cats like "WTF"
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# OMGawd
*WAS eating* :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# haha top work :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Rufus T Hawking
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# very well done lol
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# 'tis a wee porch monkey
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# RASCIST!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

why not try them with the Ingmar Glasses (tm) to really push yourself over the edge
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
That's even better than the glasses.

I wonder how hard it would be to hack a cameras firmware to get it to do this on say 1 in 500 snaps?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
#
morning lolage
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Find out
Almost guaranteed newsletter material!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
#
Absolutely brilliant. I'm sure someone will steal this idea and make it into an app. They'll give it a stupid missing vowel name, Reapr perhaps?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Dödn
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Oh yes!
I love senses of impending doom
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# lovin the movable feast
name changes ;)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Death
The ultimate photobomb
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Did anybody else see this squirrel on The Great British Bake Off last night?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# That's what I thought.
Also had images of him being baked whole in a pie after watching celebrity masterchef.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Very nice....
Squirrels with tits dicks!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# something something hiding his nuts
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# He looks like he could do with...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# the ace of space



fucking cunts
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# hahahaha
win
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Woo...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Motabilityhead!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
#
hahahah
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# whilst I feel there's something I'm not getting here
I still love it!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# cunting
it's all cunting nonsense
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I cocking agree
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Lemmy isn't recovering from the late nights as well as he used to
It was the tequila wot done it this time
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It's what gran would have wanted
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
# SPORT ARE DOGZ
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# yeah!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Haha! These are getting better and better
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Prophetically, I did this a year ago
shame I have failed to predict the euromillions numbers again
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Amen brother!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# this contains nothing but true facts!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# TOAWB?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Open your mind!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# that's disgusting
I'm glad you added Kuato
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# You don't see that on the stamps
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Oh yes!
That's a keeper!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# hahahahha!
the two-weeks woman still reminds me of anne diamond...

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Oh lordy...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# *braces for cot death lecture*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Shopped pictures only
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I'm still trying to work out how and why they did that.... :S
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# someone disabled a layer mask and wasn't watching when they saved it
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# ^ Cunt (not you Joe!)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# No wonder Cherie Blair looks like she does now.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Ooh, he looks rather 'Evil' there...
...does our Alan :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# "even the name of the pet cat was blanked out in official court papers to protect its privacy"
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# i was struggling there
until i clicked for bigger

*handbags*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
#
Heh sorry, I was torn over whether useless pixelation was funnier than overdone.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Oh, Tom, what have you done?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Your mother cooks socks...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# She looks a bit under the weather.
I also had to make the worst-ever cover illustration for a journal (actually, there are far worse, but it was as low as I could stoop to) for a paper called "Recurrent H-bond graph motifs between metal tris-ethylenediamine cations and uncoordinated oxalate anions: Fitting a three pin plug into a two pin socket"



cfb

I got paid for making this at work today. Seriously.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Haven't these "scientists" heard of travel plugs!
:P
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# My cubicle is crammed with them -
I've got gear from the UK and Switzerland and the other person has stuff from the US and France...

I made it deliberately crap as a) it's still not crap by journal standards and b) when my old supervisor realises it'll cost him 500 quid for a cover, he'll quietly drop the subject...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# I'm not one to comment on the quality of other peoples work, as mine sucks
but this image does successfully convey "1989 Sculpt 3D" so it has achieved it's goal :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Heh heh!
No 3D software used (apart from for the crystal structure and then it was only added as a layer), so quite pleased with the cheesy effect.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Rendered Shiny Balls and Lines
ah well

keeps the wolf/wolves from the door innit
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
# He might actually like the suspending wires
oh, and I used to have similar wallpaper in my house
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Or baring the wires and jamming them in the socket
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:37, archived)
# BARING THOSE DIRTY DIRTY LITTLE NAUGHTY WIRES
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
# THOSE NAUGHTY WIRES GET SO HOT.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I WILL SEX AT THOSE WIRES
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
# is that a molecular cdc i spy in there?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)
# With antennae?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)
# don't they all have antennae?
*books doctors appointment*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:06, archived)
# "the power of Christ compels you to cook, the power of Christ compels you to cook!"
bloody marvelous, N'!


apols for the TJ, but a quick question to the /board: what well-known QOTW memes and themes are there? For example: Massive drugs, sex lies, supermodel girlfriends and honda accords
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
and ending any sort of inflammatory or boring tales with "Cheers".
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Hahah! Of course - the last laugh - I'd forgotton that....
oh - and a something about "length"...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# The current buzzword is 'breadmaker'
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# ^What Bitchtits said^
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Yew lahk ma titties, ehhh?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# ah, so that has now become part of the official QOTW lexicon? I'll note it down!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# /talk always reminds me of the Knights Who Say Kerrr-nikkitta-pow-king-wwwwwwraaaaallll.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Spinning outright lies in a way to make them believeable
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha
nomvomvom.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Mushy Peas!!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Arf :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# ahahaha
is that moggy?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Who??
;)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Oh dear
Moggy also means "Cat" doesn't it...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

Juts realised when I posted this the other day I didn't enter it in to the challenge, so have a recent pea! (as its slow)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# * Collect the tokens for a free bucket of wallpaper paste
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Cor, that reminds me ;)

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
I wake up, turn on the flaptop and this... THIS is what I get?

Jesus H Christ on a tapdancing bike I wish that shit actually existed right now, you've spoilt my brain sir!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
# My work here is done.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# mmm
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# larf!
EDIT: *squints*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# I wish you the best of luck
but I'm out

*Barfs*
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# get out of my head
poohole
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Like it!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Goodness!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# You couldve just edited the original post and changed to it a compo entry...
I was shocked to discover recently that Debbie doesn't actually 'Do' Dallas in this.
She only does one bloke.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
# that's true
but she has some quite pretty friends who do go some of the way to doing Dallas, so it does kind of even out in the end.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Ning, ning, ning!
WATCH OUT! NING TRAIN!

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Marvellous,
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)
# oh god
Morning folks!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# That's a spangin'.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Yes Discomeats' reply was truly awful ;)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# indeed, Poor Reply, would not use again!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Low of 12...
Average of 45...

^ Would have been funnier and more correcter!

Ning DB!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Just kick back and enjoy high 78's
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# that would be wrong
as one is the size and the other the speed
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS!
I should have referred to 33 and not 12
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
#
If you were born in '45 you were 33 in '78
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Morning hahas
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Ning.
Like that. Though I am more of a 33 and a third man myself.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)
# NING b3ta... It's ok, I'm here to kick off the day!!!
Yesterday Kitty Fantastico asked if Kate Winslet wears stripes? I think the answer is no... and I have carried out extencive research!
Kate was then Seconded by Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch, who also asked for Donald Pleasance, who has a cat and will not leave the country!
RedHouse then thirded Kate (I'm sorry she looks like a man in the third one)...

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 7:23, archived)
# and so to todays 'Stripies'...
Happy Birthday Karen (Animal House) Allen, Bob (Fuck off, I haven't got any money) Geldof and Lisa Cash. I have no idea who Lisa is but she looked cute and is a Ginge wearing Stripes!


(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 7:23, archived)
# on a less interesting note
one of my old class mates married kate winslet

ning WB!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Woo...
Did you get to watch them going at it getting married?

* Ning Real
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 7:42, archived)
# nah!
we lost contact ages ago
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Sam Mendes?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Just as I was thinking tomorrow was a shit day for famous peoples births I noticed
Britt Ekland.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I can counter that with the opinion of a young me watching the Wicker Man for the first time.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# A few years ago I
touched her elbow.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# With the tip of your penis.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)
# no, james threapleton
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)
# James Sillyname
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# and because it's her birthday...
Karen Allen has popped into the b3ta bunker to say hi!

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# (:
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
# 'ning wb
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Right ...
Yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, twice.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)
# You would say no to Donald Pleasance?
Are you gay or something?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Yeah he's as gay as
those morons who say Kate Winslet is fat

they're all gay too
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)
# either today's a bit of a disappointment, or i'm becoming asexual
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Not even the cat?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Pffttt...
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Lully picture again WB
Ning to you sir.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# i saw this pic and thought of you vectoring it
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Who is she????
* Wonders of the fwap research.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Forget wondering
Get fwapping!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)
# her name is tracey gherkins
she lives in scunthorpe, her favourite colour is brown, and her favourite dish is chips.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I like the third one
that dress was all over the fall fashion news
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
# But the third one is Donald Pleasance?
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Pretty quiet night eh. Sup y'all?
Clockwork cat
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 4:08, archived)
# I'm watching bad Armenian pop videos, in search of the hogis
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
# the best one, complete with padeo undertones
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# as noted before, at 1:26 he sings "fuctyermama"
Have you seen the Armenian reggae, with the old man using dowsing rods to detect the androgynous bisexual singer?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_m97sC97fY
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)

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