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#
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# why does this hurt my eyes?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# coz it`s got claws-nip nip
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# lacist!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# crabs hurt your eyes
best get to the clinic :P
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# damn!
this is what you get for being cockeyed!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# what is this?? how can we understand it??????
Is it a mix between a crab, a PS1 controller, some meccano and maybe another crab?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Can you click on it
to download the necessary conceptual paradigm?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I can't
coz i'm unsure as to what you said apart from can you click on it
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Do I need special glasses?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# fiddler crab

geddit
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# this makes my balls itch
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] If we still had dinosaurs, memes round here just wouldn't be the same
But Godzilla would still be slightly out of focus at all times.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] and since the thread this was posted in seems to have been deleted
(or buggered if I can find it...) here's a brief pearoast on the same theme:
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Post the image above
The original post won't be archived ;)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Thanks for that tip!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# This image is now in the compo twice...
...what have you done?!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
#
How did I manage that? Hmmm... I see my first posting of it is back now too. Any idea how to put this right? My guess is editing the post above so the pic disappears but link to the first post, or maybe vice versa... need a computer for this I think...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# right...
I've either fixed it or made it infinitely worse. Let me know which...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Man in Suit! Man in Suit!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
# I logged in just to like this.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# seams fine

My seamhorse needs more seams so it seems
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# unicorn!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
single corn
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# 'fraid not, this is monocorn
and she's married
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Her loss!!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# It's not my fault ceiling cat chose the wrong saw
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# i like this

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# There he is at 3.1
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Great minds and all that.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] San Francisco unveils plans for commemorative iPond.


jokes/technique, light source lols, etc...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# if you squint
that headge to the left looks like a time of the month axe wound...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# it's wearing a G-string
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# No no no
It's the Incredible Hulk in a pink thong
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# *blarg*

cleavered beaver?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I dont know about all that but i'll tell you what...
this jam donuts lost its appeal...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I guess you'd better refer it to the judge for sentencing then
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# lol
DENIED!!!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# oh yay! that reminds me
strawberry tartage in t fridge:)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# penguin cake bar in my handbag
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# nonsense!
it's a delightful green cross-your-heart bra with pink lace trim!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# pervert
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# ban this sick filth!!!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# and this is news how?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# What!? You're mad!
You're seeing a bush where there are just . . . erm . . . bushes


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# ^ bush
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] pfffrt
i'll just slot this in here and then re-lurk...

new store opening soon..
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me
if i belived in the afterlife
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure if he'd be heading up or down
if indeed the afterlife wasn't just a load of total bollocks!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# well, despite apple being evil, like most corporations
current consensus suggests that most apple customers are hipster wanker types anyway.
so no harm, no foul
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I thought I saw the back of the quo
on the left..must have my contacts in the wrong way round.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# yup, I definitely saw the lack of the quo
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# It'll be closed after a few days on Health and Safety reasons
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno much... but i'd imagine the giraffes wouldn't be best pleased...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Curiously enough
this made me laugh.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
#
Laugh! This made me cry....pure awesome!!!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Awww
He just wants to be accepted
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Don't misunderstand him!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# wind yer neck in!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Aw, poor, jaundiced, dippydocus!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Don't feel sorry for him
Look! His mate's doing a nazi salute behind him!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Blimey I'm clicking everything this afternoon
Good compo
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# haha
i like this
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# class
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] welcome to the 3,30 at kempton park
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# has it eaten the other runners!
very nice
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# That's the way to win
I'm surprised sprinters never try it to be honest.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# it`s the special dinolympics
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
#
an olympics i'd actually watch tbh
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# yes, you love the "spesh" huh
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# i do enjoy watching disableds being raced...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Faster you dino shit!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Silver Surfer Dino FTW!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# GO, SEAMBISCUIT!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] FOLLOW THE POD!

YOU ARE ALL iNDIVIDUALS!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# he`s not the messiah...etc
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# He's a very naughty toy!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# keep him away from my juniper bushes!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
#
juniper s
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# My bushe?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# fuck!
e
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
So true.

"I must be creative, because I've got a Mac, and only creative types have Macs, so I must be creative."

*cue endless loop of Nathan Barley-produced music and imagery*
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# wew bam
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# so THIS is why I'm not creative!
I must get an Apple Mac!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I tried that once
the bloody thing's screen went pop 3 days later.

This is possibly why I I don't post that much on here now
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# As someone said in an earlier post
PC's are just tools...but I say the people who bang on about Macs are even bigger tools.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Keep it specious
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# "I must want to use a computer that actually works for a fucking change because I've got a mac" ;)
That's all it's about, not the minority hipster side of it, which I agree is a bit weird, like obsessive SF fans who wank over ray guns.

Having said that, I haven't used windoze in 5 years; how long do you get between having to switch it off and on again these days?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
#
But you are talking about the operating system, not the hardware.


I have not ran windows in years, either, but I dont need to buy overpriced hardware because its the 'cool' thing to do.

(the cool comment, is not aimed specifically at you, just the general apple fanboys, I seem to meet on regular basis)

My largest problem with apple is the price of the hardware, as to the OS I would always default to Linux regardless of hardware, but when I look at the stuff inside a Mac Mini (the newest thing I have pulled apart) and compare the hardware to PC hardware I am always dumbfounded.

Jonathan Ive did design some great good looking stuff though, but for me I would rather have a better system that looked bog standard than a ok spec box that looks fantastic.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# "My largest problem with apple is the price of the hardware"
This. With bells on.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# That's true,
I was talking about the OS not the hardware (though now you mention it the stuff I've used runs fine anyways). I didn't buy the stuff because it was "cool", I just wanted something that didn't keep freezing/crashing.

Edit: but the OS is a darn sight nicer to use too :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I just wanted something that didn't keep freezing/crashing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux


I could sort you out a copy, will wrap the disk in some foil and put an orange on the front.

Yours for only 69.99

:D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I use Linux too :D
for the serious computery stuff* that is. It's unfortunately still not very good for anything media-ish like playing/editing movies, drawing packages etc etc. I always thought of apple OS as like the best of both worlds, as media-savvy as windows but as stable and able to do (some at least) serious computer stuff as Linux.

* (edit) that you wouldn't use windows for anyway
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
#
I always ask people what they want when anything to do with an OS comes up.

If they want gaming, then windows is the only answer.

If they are not interested in gaming then give the alternatives a shot.

People are often suprised.

I still disagree with apples pricing scheme though, but they are in business and whilst people are willing to pay it then why change.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# agreed :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# it must have been the shit that you have loaded on it.
my pc at my old work (over 5 years ago) was on all the time, i did turn it off for weeks end some times, but i think it had a continuous up time of about 3 months at one time.

OS-X is different to use then windows in certain parts i grant you, but both have pluses and minuses in the user experience and both are based on Xerox's desktop environment.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# i agree, it's stupidly expensive
but i have to say, i have owned a macbook pro for all of 18 months and used it pretty much all day every day. I expect to get another couple of years out of it. so maybe 1000+ full days of use. For argument's sake, say it cost £400 over the odds. That's 40p per day to have something really nice to use that never goes wrong. I spend 6 times that on a coffee in the morning that lasts me 5 minutes.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# My current windows machine
has been running for the last 3 days non stop with no complaints.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# the win 7 pc connected to the tv has been running for over 6 months non-stop without issue
90% of windows problems are between keyboard and chair
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# "90% of windows problems are between keyboard and chair"
This. With bells on.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# right!
my last pc was 6, maybe 7 years old when it finally died. it worked perfectly up to the end and it was almost NEVER switched it off.
i can't remember having to restart it due to errors, certainly no bsod's ever!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# only time I ever had a crash was playing cod4 with no mic plugged in
it's a software bug on cod and not windows
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# i still have one of my original PC that i built
it did have a celeron 300a, but i upgraded it to a P2 450, it has 256MB of memory, a Quantum fireball 6.4GB hard drive and an ATI 128 Rage Fury.

it still works perfectly on windows 2000 when i boot it up.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# This is very true
My previous machine worked for weeks on end but would fall over when i used bluetooth or the webcam.
I'm darned sure i broke something else while fixing other bits
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
^^^ This.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I've never used a single Apple product that hasn't frozen within 5 minutes of me touching it.
iMacs, iPods, iPhones; do I give off some sort of radiation or is it really over-designed tat?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Arf!
Also - BANG, and the irritating attention-seeking 'comedy' troll is gone.

Was bored of that crap waaaay before (s)he even came to the party.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# what'd I miss?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# 'new' user do not misunderstand me or some such.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# oh, you hit ignore, gotcha
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# taken them off ignore after seeing this
looks like they realised they were 4 days too late and went back to /talk
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# what`s all this "ignore" biznz
I honestly don`t see the point
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# i'm completely with you on this.
even the annoying people make b3ta what it is. they usually disappear before too long anyway.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# all part of the rich tapestry of b3ta
I`d hate to have missed the moggy thing
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# well you click ignore and you don't see the posts from that person
thus why it is called ignore
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I don't normally make a song and dance about ignoring people (grief and flouncing generally ensues)
but felt it was worth making an exception in this case.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Tiny wang scene.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# NSFW
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# ah jeeeeze
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Mindbleach Please
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ^ nsfw warning ^
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# oh, er, yes!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] because my raptor ate my dog
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# i like the way he's raptor in his arms
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# spang!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# This is lully; I like this.
I'm going to click and everything
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# i'm going to have to agree with this statement ^
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# eat the annoying little bastard
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I just couldn't resist.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha. I'm hearing 'wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka' in my head.
Good to know they serve a porpoise.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# AVE IT!
and did I see boobs on board for a second? Or was I sexy-day-dreaming again?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Yeah
Just lean back and the problem goes away:D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Thank pud for that
I was all dum-dee-dum-ooohh-ladybumps!-wait-what??*rubs eyes in a comedy fashion*oh-they've-gone
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# damn, and you can't browse deleted posts any more :(
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Come back lady lumps we love you!!!!*



* actually don't because it's nawty to post such things on B3ta
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# OMG WAT
This is an outrage.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Yeah I discovered that.
Screenshots from now on:D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# they still show in the post history from the persons profile
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# but how do you find the person?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# well when they post the username is below the picture :P
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# So it's down to Chutters' memory
who was it chutters?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# pretty much yeah
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# or XLVII, who may have got in a reply
Jeez, i must be bored!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I can't remember!!!
I've ruined my brain with hard liquor and marzipan
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# DAMN YOU CHUTNEY!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# about 4 days too late
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# and ignoring in 5,4,3,2
Bye
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# you appear to've forgotten to say one, btw
or are you being one of those tv people?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I didn't see boobs
but I saw a thread delete itself out of sheer shame.

Which means my Greg will need to be posted again

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Smee-hee smee-hee smee-hee
wonders if anyone will get the ref?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!
Talking of comedy I'm interested in seeing that this John Goodman/Kevin Smith collaboration is going to be like, Red State.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# ha ha :D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Just don't send me a double polaroid!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# or i could scramble your diodes and call you george
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# YOu do anyway.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I'm sure there are no Dwarf fans tha frequent this board ;o)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I E5 A9 08 B7 you

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# That is fan-smegging-tastic
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Balls
I wanted an excuse to fire a little fail image out. Now they've deleted it
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Just stick thm in here...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# stupid flying boat technology!
needs more power!

they almost made it over that small outcrop of rock!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# In that case
(the Thread Deleter is a twunt. the rest of you are lulley, even moggy and her weirdness)

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# That fail image
deserves a fail image
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Because......
The pope used his mind powers



see..
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ooo!
that there's nice, that
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I still fucking love this!
:D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I'm getting a nice collection going at the mo
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# aaahhh!
Much as I think he's a twat this is slightly making me fall in love with him.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# He's alright when he ain't talking
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
irritating bitch
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# NAZI DINOSAURS!
fuck!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Where are the vomiting cows?
And the sound of moo-sick?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# pfft
:)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] FanBoi Three
.

.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# :-D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Haha.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Want to post toap
theres an app for that
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I have several Apple stores in walking distance from work
which one should I go to for a ruddy good laugh at these people?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# someone beat you to the regent street store
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# This looks like a perfect opportunity to do some mild fly tipping.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Haha.
Yes, pictures of the most surreal or unconnected thing you can get away with leaving there.
Or first one to dump an old Mac on the pavement...

(Can you be arrested for 'Incitement to fly-tip' nowadays?)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Do it via Facebook and you'd probably end up in prison.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha!
I think his face sums it up perfectly.
he just needs a croissant
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake
I bet it was one of this lot who left the flowers...

twitter.com/#!/search/%23thankyousteve
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# People are leaving apples?
So he'll be fed in the afterlife?
What?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# im going to swing by over the weekend and leave an apple flavoured kellogs nutri grain bar on the doorstep.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I expect there's an app that calculate the optimal route to visit all of them
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I'd like to see the app to calculate the optimal route to visit all of them!
/traveling salesman blog
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# You mean like when they go for a high five?
And you deliberately miss and smack them on the back of the head with the other hand?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# PC user then? :D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Just hate twats is all
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Nothing but respect for Jobs. Canny bloke.
It's the tossers that bought his stuff and never shut the fuck up about it I can't stand.
Anyone who reads 'Wired', basically.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# It's just a shame he died then the next day apple announce huge jobs losses
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# indeed
you dont get this group mentality / brand worship with PCs. Theyre just tools.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# He knew him so well.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Ooof
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# yes! those arseholes! kill! kill! kill!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
top marks for Bob Peck usage
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# absolutely.
Which reminds me I haven't watched Edge of Darkness yet this week. Standards slipping.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I still haven't watched it
got the DVD aaaaagggggeeesss ago

I know, I'm broken and wrong
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
#
It's fantastic. Exactly the kind of intelligent drama that would never find its way onto the box now. Can't bring myself to watch the Hollywood remake. It'll probably have car chases in and shit.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Loved that series
Another one, that noone else seemed to watch was wild palms with James Belushi I think.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha you silly sod :o)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
"SHOOT HEUUUUUAH"
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# ahahhaahha!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Mr Scaramanga I do declare that you are full of win this day!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha!
I assume she's screaming after seeing her university fees.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
#
fandabidozi!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Good stuff!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha great
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha, been waiting for that line to pop up :)
never thought it would be this soon!
top marks that man (and dino)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Eh hem I predate you by two years.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Actual laugh out loud!
Not a namby-pamby LOL but a big guffaw that made heads turn! Well done that man.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# heh heh
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# HAhahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
#
haha
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# I fucking love this
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Jurassic Arf!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha!
ace.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course, you do need to also imagine if Barbara Woodhouse were still alive, too


SSssssssssssssssitttttttttttttttttt!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Which one's the dinosaur?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Her autobiog is a really good read akwally.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Seeeeaaaaaammmmmmms highly unlikely...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# DEFRINGE! DEFRINGE! DEFRINGE!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Oh well why not..?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# does anyone need any new pants?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# The Description of this "thing"
Welcome the store that you arrive at me!I sell a picture up this beautiful item now, your seeing it is such special with beauty, if you like it, don't miss it, biding to own it now!I will promise after provide the service of the superior quality with sell for you, is the shopping store that you have a satisfaction!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Sold!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Never noticed them bunny slippers before!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
roarsome
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] OK, OK, ffs.

Better? At all?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Getting ready for London 2012
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# oh yes!
now this would liven it up!

*click*
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Very good sir..
I'll just pop this here...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Congrats on reaching that milestone
:)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Only 6 years to get to it...
2 posts per day apparently
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Er, I believe it's customary to get your knob out and flop it all about and shit and take pictures of it and post it, actually.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# That's 6000 from what I remember...
But what the hey...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# WOO! NOTES!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Hahah yes!
Introduce a 4th day to 3 day eventing - the final winner take all deathmatch!

W/Y/H
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# SOMEONE CHECK THE VENDING MACHINE!
*nicely*
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
I wouldn't mind going on long trex on one of those.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
spang!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# what are the toffs hunting?
the poor?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Yes exactly
For the hunting discipline the clock starts when the tramp is released and ends when he's mauled. Points deducted for obstacles knocked over.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# The poor become a nuisance if there's too many of them about - they need keeping under control
and it's for their own good
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Does exactly what it says on the tin!

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ronseal eyestain
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# mmm bisto
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# It's a lovely shade isn't it
she's one of my iffy crushes
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# snap.. still would I think.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# don't fancy fighting off the competition though
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# And that's Adblockwang!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# She's like a Barbie doll
from Sellafield
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# admit it though, you still would!
oh no, hang on, hi Geoff!

:D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Heheh
Saucy.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# How's it going dude?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# you would and you know it
(NSFW)
www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/jodie-marsh-birthday1.jpg

Well - i would have then. I dunno about now. She'd break me in two and all that brown goo would rub off on me
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# *runs*
make it stop! make it stop!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# You're probably too young to remember
Floella Benjamin . . . this pic has just frightened the Bejeebers out of you whereas it's ruined my ENTIRE childhood!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# *Googles* Oh right... wait... NOOOOOOOO!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I'm never going near HER round window!



(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
we used to call one of our school mates "Hamble". He didn't like it.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Hamble was evil
True fact!

She was permanently scowling and frightening small children


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# and I'm sure Big Ted was having a fling with Jemima
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Floella was reading the bedtime story on CBEEBIES a couple of weeks ago
She hasn't aged a bit.

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# no she hasn't
Naughty Brian!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahahaewwwwwwwhahahahaaaaewwwwwww!
/conflicted


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Her demeanour was due to the psychological trauma
suffered during the Second Punic War.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# is she Carthaginian?
(this thread has taken an unexpected turn!)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Clicks hard just for the retro feel
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# brilliant!
I wish planes actually had windows like that. Ones that showed footage of chocolate biscuits being made in a factory.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Stress cracking from the corners, that's why.
Sheesh.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Chocolate biscuits don't have corners
you SPAZZ!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# EXPLAIN THE MIGHTY BOURBON
or those odd Belgian ones
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
/feels old
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I'm plenty old enough to remember Flo
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Then join me in my ruined childhood because . . .
. . .


Brian Can't!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# oh god
*spangs*
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# how about a naked Derek Griffiths?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# UP POMPEII!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# she's not doing bad considering that's just 8 weeks of staining
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# ...a "woman"
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# she's been fisting hippos again
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# REET UP DA GOOCH!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# That woman is more of a man than me.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Wood
actually I wouldn't in a million years, but it needed to be said.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# why is blacking up acceptable when it's body builders?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# MAMMY! MAMMY! Whurrrrgh!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# bronze cunt
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# from Mattel
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# squidy toys available in foyer
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# What's the name for the opposite of a boner...
because I have one now
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# renob
although anti-boner would probably be easier to understand
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Wake up SHEEPLE!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# You really need to stop thinking about Ken Dodd.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# You really need to stop talking to yourself
talk to me


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# HELLO!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# *clicks ignore*


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# *dances in the nudes*
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# *doesn't laugh because cannot see*


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Last time I talked to you
I ended up nearly getting locked inside a creepy museum, so no thanks
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Hiya you!
Creepy? Just because it had cocks in formaldehyde!


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Dave, your cellar is NOT a museum!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# SHADDAP!
It puts the lotion on the exhibits or else it gets the hose again


(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# It's got quite a decent gift shop though
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I like this, a lot
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Piper?
also - hey new user who deleted a thread. BAD BOY!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# She goes in th street porter and goldie section
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# haha. This needs to be seen!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Cracking!
I was going to drop this in that threadwaste up above, but since it's been deleted I shall sneak it in here.

Q&D&S and all that...

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Interesting! :D *clicks*
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# new sign is new
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# there was me thinking I'd slipped it almost subliminally into the image...
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# this I like
as I do all your infoges/imagormations
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# BAHHSALOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Something topical...
..about a japanese type person...or some shit?!! Perhaps I post it elsewhere :)
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# "Ah bet you can squeal lahk a pig"
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# bear-back?
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Bet that shows up in next seasons Futurama!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# The old apple logo looks so tasty.
Like biting a technological apple of dreams. Prob some reference to Eve and stuff.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick shit and too the point.
Missing a comma too.


edit: Bad grammar to boot.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I like his little hat.
Android does seem especially cheerful. While that looks like a crocodile tear on the fruit.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# I think it's something to do with Babbage being heavily influenced by Newton in his work.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Tasty apples.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Isn't it for Alan Turing
Who decided to kill himself by biting a poison apple to avoid being a bummer.



(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# The original logo was Newton sitting under a tree.
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Apple_computer#Logos
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I stand corrected
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# og og og og og og og
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Whoop!
This reminds me of Cold Lazarus/Karaoke great tv show gubbins from yesteryear.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# He missed out on the Fall Fashions.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# oh not another hat dad :(
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)

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