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# Latest effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Nice.
I was actually inspired to crack out the pencils a few weeks back, after reading something that I really felt needed illustrating.

(I hope you don't mind but can I do a shout-out while I'm here....) Any B3ta members with a decent'ish camera who live in the Blue Bell Hill, Aylesford area fancy giving me a PM / gaz thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I love pencils, me.
Until you remember how they leave one side of your hand covered in graphite. And then you try using an extra sheet of paper as a pencil shield, and it still makes a mess. Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Doesn't look anything LIKE Liam Fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Nor does this, to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Cool...Matrix 5 with still life.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# *googles*
*scared*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Ooh, like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I've never seen Liam Fox and Christopher Biggins in the same room
just saying.

(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I've also never seen Dr Liam Fox and Dr Neil Fox in the same room at the same time either
and that is scientific fact — there's no real evidence for it — but it is scientific fact
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I have also never seen any evidence of qualifications from "Dr" Neil Fox
I call shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I always wondered...
what he was a doctor of

(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Ha
I always assumed that the two Dr Foxes were Samanthan Fox's fathers.

Like "My Two Dads" with floppy 80s knockers.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Yes
They were also the dads of Jamie Foxx. Jamie added the extra "x" so he wouldn't be confused with his uncle James.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# WHat's that you say? God knows who'll deliver the shit joke?
(serge, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Mother?!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Father?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Smug Smeghead!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Terrific execution!
I don't know if I'm just in a good mood this morning but my clicking finger has had more exercise today than in a long time :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# You have digital arthrosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# What a goit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I bet that glass he's holding would shatter really loudly if dropped
Holo vessels make the most noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# haha!
and again...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# aww
I missed that one. Many more here: Quantitative Easing Like Sunday Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
#
That's ace. In stitches when The Hedgehog from Hell's Titanic one rolled past.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# As did this
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Where did I leave those flaming hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# what the Fox?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# What's the source for the mad Fox picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# It's
www.b3ta.com/board/10569825
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Ta.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Excellent!
It's like a game of Whack a Mole for the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# "Holly, please furnish Mr Rimmer with a hologramatic croissant and wineglass"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Smug heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# burn the bodies, then bring me the cold croissant on a silver plate, with a glass of chilled sancerre
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# This man has no taste !
Red wine with a croissant ?
(Wespel fried french., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# ah *smug mode*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# If you sack me now I will become more powerul than you could ever imagine.


Click for bigger (462 kb)
Only after making the image did I remember that this is an Ben Kenobi line, so this in fact makes no sense.

On a totally unrelated note, does anyone remember when the terms "special friendship" and "close friend" were used in politics it meant they were bummers?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# *jumps in*


*pops out for lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I like it.
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# No, but I do remember when if you saw a cart labelled "Travelling Players" it meant they were mummers.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(serge, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahahhaha
I am liking this face...
(men boles Benea, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# pffffffffffft to both :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# yeah !!
*punches air*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Moses?
(bobming, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Master Control Program
END OF LINE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Hahaha quality!
That's a click right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
Top!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Pffft!
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# ACE!!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Rar
(I helped save b3ta! qster, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Ah, the rexxed card
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Too silly?

CFB

[Update: it has now been stolen!]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# never
:)

*edit* Oh would you look at that! Candle!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# candles!
may i hold a slice of bread over your fiery icon until it becomes brown and toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# you may, my dear Monkey, you may
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# yay!
*toasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# oooh, hippy bathday
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ooh - ta sir
*relurks also (in a kind of not really lurking, more hiding on Twitter and actually doing work, way)*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Happy Candlehood.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Happy candles Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ^ CANDLES
CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Freebs, have a symmetrical Dr Liam Fox head
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
#
there's very little difference!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# The wide one looks a bit Hislop.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Happy Candles matey!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
happy burfday :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# *zombie voice* freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanndleeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# hbdbbbbb
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# ONOES! He shall fall and ruin that bacon. :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Heh, I used to love Tony Hawks' website, where he answered queries from kids
sending him emails thinking he was Tony Hawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Meat
ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# happy candles to you too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# yay!
let's candling!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Disco candle! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Used to?
Loving can be continued: www.tony-hawks.com/skateboarding.php
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Acers, ta.
I think this might have been in the newsletter many, many years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Jesus fuck.
I mean, I know it's stating the obvious and doesn't need saying but fucking hell. What cretins.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# How exactly did Sir Ian Bowler help Fox put on his brave face?
I note Fox seems to have bought him a similar tie to his own. How sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Fox Manbear!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Just me that thinks he looks a bit like Chump?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question Of The Week
Here we go again - choose from...

"Well that was a bit odd..." - Tell us about your strange encounters, probably with drunk people

Not Impressed - Ever tried (and failed) to impress someone? How badly did it go wrong?

Give thanks - Tell us what you're thankful for. Be fluffy people.

Irrational Fears II - We last did this in 2004. We dare say you've found new things to cack your pants over since then

The B3TA Detective Agency - Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.

"I was bored and..." - We all do stupid things while we're bored. With nothing better to do, I once attempted DIY surgery. Didn't end well...

Mini poll bar
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Mini poll bar

Vote closes 1pm-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# "i was bored and..." will lead to a multitude of cock-stuck-in-a-bottle stories
not impressed? we won't be, i'm sure.
give thanks? what for? i'm pissed off already.
irrational fears? i fear the amount of puns
the B3TA detective agency seems the best of a bad bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# ^What she said^
Although I quite like "Give thanks", but it does sound one sandwich short of a church outing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# if that gets voted in, i foresee an increase in tambourine sales
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# *invests in brass*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
# i read that as "invests in bras"
and wondered what you were up to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I used to be a mayor, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I'M 78, YOU KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# RPM?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# and the rest!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# cheeky bugger!
it's not my birthday till next saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I'll inform the queen:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Vote for mine: "Things I've found down the back of the sofa".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# I voted.
But couldn't find where to vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Did you find rain?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
#
close QOTW
Mini poll bar
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# We've been here before, haven't we? Where would that leave you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
# on one of the many other boards
that way we'd all be spread slightly less thin
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# No one forces you to go onto QOTW.
Although admittedly there is something of a moth/naked flame situation, I grant you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# quite a few people have complained of the poor quality there for a while now
I think it's run its course
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Quite so. Indeed - it seems to be your raison d'etre, by the looks of things.
QOTW's great. Like /board, there's some great stuff, there's shit, but generally it's quite a good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I disagree
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
# it stands out as the one dull part of the site
and seems to be full of very sensitive people who get defensive a bit too easily
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# So why do you go there, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# God's sake
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Whoa! Back the truck RIGHT up!
You're on a mission from god?!

Dear Christ even when I was a student that was a nerdy joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# ^^ What The VAG said ^^
Don't get him angry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# it was an exasperated 'for god's sake'
right now you're epitomising the kind of QOTW-ers I want to avoid
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING GO ON QOTW THEN YOU STUPID CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# ^What bitchtits said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# see what I mean by defensive?
if there weren't so many of us going over there to take the mick it would be an empty wasteland, with the occasional self back-slapping post from some creepy weirdo about how he saw a pair of breasts once
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# It's not defensive, it's simple common sense
If /qotw upsets your delicate sensibilities so much, then don't fucking go there. Or, if you insist on going there, don't bring your butthurt "Waaah, I hate /qotw so much that I spend the majority of my time there" whining onto /board.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# do I seem upset?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# You realise you're making very little sense?
You don't like QOTW but you go there to take the piss and are now complaining that if you didn't, there wouldn't be anything there but you want it closed down because you don't like it because it's full of people taking the piss and that's the only reason you go there because otherwise it would be empty so that's why you want it closed down even though you go there?

lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# ha!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I really don't get this.
You are claiming, if I'm right, that you sneer at QOTW because when you rile and insult them, they get defensive, and this pisses you off, and you get upset and defensive.

I'm struggling to see what alternative reaction you would expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I'm starting to lose track of how many layers of knickers are now in a twist here
can I have a diagram.

preferably with tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# man these guys get upset real quick
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# tell them that their shoes are crap too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I never once said I was pissed off
are you taking anything for your high blood pressure?

It could be indicative of heart disease
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# you may not be pissed off
but you're acting like a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# it appears that I am not the only one
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# maybe not
but in this instance, you are.
bellend
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I'll just leave this here
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# this is actually mental
you're all so wound up by it that you're coming across like lunatics
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# yes, you're absolutely right
posting a pic on /board is truly "lunatic" behaviour

you prize muppet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha!
They're just winding you up. They live for flouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# We all love a good ol flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# You seem to be the only one getting wound up
I think everyone else is just wondering why you are going to such lengths to look a bit stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# CUNT OFF YOU PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Oddly, 'prick' means 'dot' in swedish.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# what does dot in swedish mean...
in Swahili?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Nice candle!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Tack!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# that cat is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Don't worry.
I smashed it up with hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# good to know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# No, this cat is...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# You might need an outdoor break
Or to sign up to the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
# On /talk, we like truth fairy.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I like her on /offtopic as well.
Most don't.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# wha..?
they don't? :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Yeah, but nobody likes /offtopic, so it balances out.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# ... and Doritos.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# everyone likes doritos
especially the tangy cheese ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# How about just not bothering for a week or two?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Where does this comedy resentment of QOTW by /talk stem from, Brayn?
I'm genuinely interested, and you seem to be a major proponent of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# No resentment, it's just fun to wind up the oversensitive autisms that have overrun it.
If it weren't for all the MASSIVE DRUGS and Honda According, I imagine it'd get ignored, but it's just too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# So ... if it's fun ...
why do you want to close it?

Or is this one of those memetic standard responses?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Because that would be the ultimate in upsetting the idiots that have unfortunately come to represent everyone's idea of a qotw poster.
It's the whole thing about how any group is usually judged by its loudest members, and it just so happens that the loudest members on qotw are the ones that I imagine even most qotw users wish would shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# This is confusing.
You mean, you're trying to help QOTW?

You're ... you're white knighting QOTW.

I see. How noble. I admire your stance, Sir - long may you endeavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Nope, qotw is beyond saving.
The best we can do now is laugh as it dies a slow and painful death from rectal cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Whatever, Mary Poppins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# A spoonful of MASSIVE DRUGS helps the Honda Accord pin the smackhead to the wall.
In the most autistic way.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Needs more "of justice"
I would like a link to the original HAoJ story, if you've got one. It sounds like it's absolutely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Unfortunately it has been deleted, the best I can offer you is this.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423260#post423289
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# And from the user who posted the original Accord story:
b3ta.com/questions/conned/post94756

b3ta.com/questions/drugs/post45448

b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post553917
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I think I'm in love.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# ^this
in fucking spades
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# he said "members"
twice.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# QOTW, unsure what that is
but that will not stop me from casting a vote!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# try saying it out loud a few times.
get it now?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I say "Well, that was a bit odd"
There could be nothing better than a list of things that are a "bit" odd. not like really odd and worth repeating, just things like they were a "bit" odd, like observing your pen rolled slightly on your desk, which you had previous believed to be perfectly level. But then it turned out some had lifted the corner of the desk to put a cable under the leg, and the little rubber put was just resting sligtly on the foot of the desk adjacent to it, causing about a 2 degree slope until you jiggled the desk and it was, once more, flat. odd. but only a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# what about the sheep
that, the following morning, were facing the other way?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# that's a bit odd, yes.
there would probably be a sheep count threshold though. if there were more than say, 40 sheep, with more than an 90% orientation change factor, that would probably go from "a bit" to "quite"...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# well, quite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# om my god!! who voted for irrational fears?!?
shit shit shit!!! We're all gonna die now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Woh!
What happened to Frazer?

On second thoughts, I like you better. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Fraser is missing, presumed imprisoned for noncing
As yet there is no new image challenge. But feel free to declare one and start posting pictures into one of the challenges currently going.

Actually it just occurred to me that B3ta needs a "He's on fucking fire!" challenge. Be right back.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Coronel Gaddappy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# needs more nepalese sherpa hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# :D Needs more knives...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Needs more Lou

(Grim Repairer, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Ning. I made a Seamhorse...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Whoops. Sorry, it is only 80kb
but is a tad large, I can make it smaller if needed?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
# i 'ate that duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
#
I thought that too!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Wha'd I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# looks like cuddles the monkey
who hated orville, just as any right-thinking individual would.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Got it.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzwbNh-9CMk
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# It's a reference to Planet of the Apes
when the lead monkey squirts water at all the children in the first row . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
#
nice :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# I want one
No, I want an army of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# *FEARS*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# School holidays.
Yay.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Great song.
Underdog, The Dirtbombs.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# seconded
HARD !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# the dog who taught me that taking a pill will make me stronger
(Vladimir Gluten, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I must've missed the news
that some pervert inflated Terry Wogan with a bikepump . . .

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
#
:-)
It's the almost perfect symmetry in the actual photo that gets me. It must be possible to tessellate him somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# the look of a man who's desperately trying to keep a grip on his trouser chutney
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
#
absolutely!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Sorry dogbomb..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Win!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Doh!
Took me a sec:P
Also. Is it just me that is reminded of JJ from this image?


Would that not be just four of a kind though as the the last one is just a one wit a flea calling the score? *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Haha it does
(Search Google with this image "Best guess for this image: funny squirrel"

Very true.)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)
# That's nuts that is!
Ning RG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Silly WB they're too high up for that!
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Sorry GA and DB
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
nutter!

EDIT: TGA in almost bindun shocker!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)
# *shames*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# dont cross the streams!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Hello Skuggles!
relishing this weeks compo?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Howdy, Yes!
sorry i not had a chance to enter!
(see profile for all the winners :D)
Have fun i'll smoke you a kipper!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# ELECTRIC PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# pfff
going to need more than that to cheer me up today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# How you doin'?
I think I read summat about hostingpules . . .

*sends large package of luv'n'stuff*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# the bastards waited
until i'd been booked in, had my bloods done and seen the anaesthetist, before telling me that my surgeon isn't well today, so i may as well go home.
fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# RARRRRRGH!
What we need from the NHS is more CHOICE!

*I* never voted bloody conservative!

Sorry m'duck. *passes tea*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# thanks, i needed that!
nil by mouth since midnight, i'm spitting feathers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I was nil by mouth
for 20 minutes once . . . I nearly DIED!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# heheheh
cup of tea, egg on toast and a couple of ibuprofen should sort me out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Mmmm!
Dunky ibuprofen soldiers . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# pff
i feel like sucking them, just for the sugary coating!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# This is one of the best
I've seen! I LOL'd.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] 5:20 from Kempton
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# all kinds of superb
*kerlick*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Fabulousness
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# this is beautiful, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# cheers all
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# wooo
fantastic work in the legs. Thoroughly researched Triceratops gait.
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Fantastic
Needs more McCririck.


hahaha, just kidding. Nothing needs more McCririck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I dunno . . .
there's an abatoir near us . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# that's just cruel
abattoir workers have standards
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:00, archived)
# haha
did you have the chutney diplodocus?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Jazz! Delicious hot...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
#
You had to go down that Laine...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)
# it was a bit dank
worth it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# you two are unStables


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Hahah
Love it. x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Moooorning!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:56, archived)
# i like this
its afternoon here
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Who is 'Every' ?

It it Dick Every?

* Starts running around to fast music being chased by buxom girls...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# wait, what?
are you drunk?

*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# ooh you are awful
but I like how you mix up your old school comedy references.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Ning b3ta! Quite a few suggestions yesterday...
'Eduard Khil's Haircut' started the ball rolling by asked for Joey Belladonna tomorrow please? (although imdb.com says his birthday is the 30th Oct?)
'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' followed this with "Tomorrow's request is Lenny Bruce. Bonus points for adding a Crudely Drawn Blah".
and I have finished the blokes off with Wayne Pygram.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)
# And so to he ladies...
'tim1701' asked me a while ago for Maggie Thatcher "We can't let that sex pot go past!"
and have added Marie Osmond and Kelly Preston.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)
# IMDB
"Nickname
Iron Lady
Maggie
Thatcher, the Milk Snatcher
Attilla the Hen"
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# She has the eyes of a killer!
Ning Macroacian
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Eyes of a killer and an evil robot hand, by the look of it.
Roger Moore, Lori Petty, or Udo Kier for tomorrow, please. :)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Good morning
*faxes WB some excellent coffee*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Ooo Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# not long now...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Needs more Janis Joplin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
#
Born: Janis Lyn Joplin January 19

* Added to the calender...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Scorpius FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# can we have
Natasha Mealy from the Boogie pimps somebody to love video and satisfaction fame
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# She was born on the...
10th April

* Added to the list...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Cheers again WB. Udo Kier tomorrow? Fanx
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# No reason.

Oh, and 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!!
Brilliant and *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:40, archived)
# Cheers Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Humanity is dooomed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:46, archived)
# DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:51, archived)
# So there IS hope for humanity after all :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:50, archived)
# No, I just said there isn't

Please do pay attention, Pedro. See me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:50, archived)
# dont take that tone with me, bub
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:07, archived)
# TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)

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